What the Hell Happened This Week? | The Daily Social Distancing Show
This week’s top stories: Obama’s commencement address, Trump‘s hydroxychloroquine regimen, mask wars, and teaching in the time of corona. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Coronavirus
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Heck Yeah! As someone who was formerly obese I love Trevor's conclusion on Nancy's statement. "He's not a POS because of what goes into his mouth, he's a POS because of what comes out of it!" BAM!
truer words have never been spoken lol 🤣😂
"Haha, am I right? No one's here." _Finally, someone to represent those living solo._
“Thanks a lot china!” wow this dude lost it
It was made in A lab.
@@WHITE0LIGHTNING STILL IN CHINA!!!
Anne smith writing things in caps don’t make what you’re saying correct
You all are talking like in the USA who have nuclear arms don't experiment in biological weapons lol
@Nij Jin THank you for including the research, that is very interesting. I have seen the chem trails for years now, with no explanation what it is and why they are doing it, but it costs a fortune to put a plane up there to spray these chemicals so there must be a reason behind it, and if its secret, then its harmful!! I do not put anything past governments, they are so corrupt and deceitful, i would not be surprised if China unleashed this virus on its own people, or USA did it so the blame lands on China - either way, it saddens me to know man can create mass deaths at a whim, and destroy this world, that we should be grateful to live in.
Some people are so worried about not being a sheep that they don't even notice their own Shepard.
Yeah, when that guy said "I'm not a sheep" all i was thinking about was "at least im a sheep with groceries, whatchu got?"
I just love Trevor. The COVID-19 commencement speech was genius!!
Teachers need a substantial raise. My daughter's teacher has actually come to everyone of her student's house to drop of graduation gifts. She texts everyday. Like she is amazing.
True, but schools need more funding in order to provide those raises. meanwhile in California schools just received a huge cut in funding. We are asked to do more with less every year.
Easy solution, defund the police and reallocate the money to education. While we are at it, we can take away their responsibility to do health checks, and reallocate that money to healthcare.
Trevor Noah's Corona show shows how talented hosts can deliver without the need to spend thousands on fancy studios.
Except that he said nothing about corona when the protests started, nor did he about the shootings in Chicago. Little unsettling to me
The thousands go to paying the salaries of the writers, the journalists, researchers and Trevor himself. That is a major portion of the money.
Fun fact: Fox News is listed as an entertainment industry rather than a news industry. Think about it.
😂 Oop -
Exactly
Cuz it’s all one big fucking JOKE!
You all are stupid. They are ALL owned by the same person/ company. Think about it. One person creating a narrative everyone is all falling for yet, you all will still be angry at lies and propaganda.
Tucker and Hannity aren’t news anchors their news “commentators” hannity said so much himself he has said that he isn’t a journalist that he is Giving commentary on the news
"Barak Obama's not all that articulate" good lord that is just so precious. I just...wow. Talk about a lack of awareness when speaking.
Exactly. As if DT can cohesively put two ideas together in the same sentence. Comparatively speaking, DT is a moron. I never thought there would be anyone more embarrassing than George W., but here we are.
@@toddklempan105 all these news guys from Fox including our idiot president make George W seem like Stephen Hawking compared to them
He's plenty aware. Knows exactly what he's saying and just as important who he's saying it to. He's not talking to America. He's not talking to you, Jason. Screw you, he's the President of Whoever Likes Me .... and they shall be rewarded. The others punished.
the most articulate president of all time if anything
I get it... I understand why "they" people resent Obama's style of speaking. They believe that he is talking down AT them, they feel like he's using college level sentence structure to make them feel mentally inferior, they are offended that he has a broader word bank than them. "Barak Obama's not all that articulate", makes sense if articulate (to them) means that a speaker is easily understood. Trump on the other hand, purposefully simplifies his sentences to be relatable to his base. BE VERY CLEAR, Trump is no fool... He's a 73 year old New York City trained hustler pulling off a global con game. Trump has nothing to lose. If he's re-elected, great. If he looses, he will retain the ears of his base and therefore retains a strong manipulative hold on the politicians that need his bases vote. The worst part is - if he looses, Cobra Commander will be free to do reckless sh!t that will pale in comparison to what we see now. (Queue the book deals, Trump cable TV news station, print newspapers, and podcasts).
The virus commencmen speech was priceless and right on.
Where can I find the original video?
@@Byroneee here's the shorter clip it was a part of: kzhead.info/sun/Y7yjpbSOb3qqiHA/bejne.html President Obama Speaks to the Class of 2020, if you go back to look at all the videos in the channel, from the May 18 playlist
I was on the floor laughing. OMG. Spot on!
2020 every minute : *"But wait, THERE'S MORE"*
By far, my favorite response here....
So true, this crisis is far much worse than we all expected. We are not ready for the coming stuff! I hope we survive it…….God bless everyone! We did not create ourselves but we sure watched on as the evil slid into our homes. We supported and promoten evil. Our future has been and is still being reset. „*2020, what else??????*"
obama: * breathes * fox news: yep, that's some political drive-by shooting right there
Swear to god I can take a lot but that was a very big subliminally racist attack
Yeah and the fools will not realise that Obama is trying his best to get biden in so their crimes stay hidden and the documents proving Bidens and Obamas corruption and money trail leading to cyprus stays hidden...yes america fall for Obama the snake charmer once again ..prove the the rest of the world what idiots you can be ...PS you do know BLM is funded by George Soros the same guy that gave you Antifa right?? ..wakey wakey ..all the best to Trump from the UK ... where we only have the BBC to bullshit us ..you have CNN, MSNBC, in fact almost all the news you watch and take in is lies ..and then you have Trevor Noah , SNL etc..oh lets not forget De Niro ..I guess you did'nt hear about him being questioned by French police for nine hours over a underage prostitute ring right?? ... have a good day sheeple
@@manny4218 right bro I know I wasn't the only one thinking it
@@markgriff9053 and who's funding Trump? Wake up idiot
they were outraged obama was such an elitist he wanted spicy mustard on a burger... they are a right wing outrage machine
I loled at that "the rest of us don't want your free ass flying through our windshields" joke. The virologist one was pretty great, too.
agreed!
“I’m literally using literally, literally.”
kzhead.info/sun/isuDpsqMmZmPhZE/bejne.html
Same!!!
“ It’s a black day in America”....literally literal!
@@sheilameyers152 There's a difference between AMERICA and the UNITED STATES. Demand that he be REMOVED. He's demented, incompetent and unfit. Doesn't deserve to run for office.
Mel Scotto ...Vote him out!!
I have tears in my eyes For This Nation as I watch Trump tear us apart, a Blackfoot Indian.
Trump tearing you apart? :)))))))) How many pieces have you been divided into?
I'm Potawatomi and it's hard for me and my tribe too.
@@eugen-gelrod-filippov what does that mean?
@@heyitsjustme.680 , he is ignorant.
Obama tore us apart and now trump has to suffer the repercussions of Obama’s actions
The germ blaster/sucker commercial has me laugh-crying! "The FDA is too busy to 'not' approve it!"
I am just so impressed with Trevor & all the folks at the daily show. They have been adapting their tech & humor to continue giving us such a great experience.
You can say that again ...great experience so far
o0Avalon0o yes, but that’s all they have to do. There is so much material available. 😀
Lol there was just a film theory video about this
So good, hit so many points
So good, hit so many points
Trevor. Stay home. If they tell you to go back to the studio, just say, "No." Seriously, you're hilarious, and staying home somehow makes you more hilarious by the day. I love your show. I look for it in my feed everyday to start my morning.
I feel the same! Every year he gets funnier.
Hes a puppet for the democratic party that furthers their agenda in brainwashing the public. Now before you assume I'm just a crazy conspiracy theorist racist trump supporter. Check every headline and and thumbnail of every clip trevor posts of his show on youtube and notice how hard he attacks republicans on everything and defends everything the democrats do wrong and tell me I'm wrong.
Funny I said the same thing and also his hoodie collection is on point like a joint 🤣
Same feels. They way he presents the news and jokes were more natural. The studio ones were slightly robotic and at times awkward.
Richard Halverson I’ve heard Trevor mock several Democrats. But as a lifelong republican, I’m not gonna back your theory when our politicians have sold their souls to Donald Trump and give Trevor, Seth Myers, and Stephen Colbert fodder everyday! Did you see any Democrats wearing a gas mask into congress like Matt Gaetz? I used to look up to Lindsey Graham when he spoke out about Donald Trump’s real character back in 2015...and now he’s Trump’s biggest sycophant. And then there’s the fact that his great ruler bad mouthed his BEST FRIEND, John McCain, and Trump continues to do so...and Graham has NEVER defended his best friend. The ONLY Republican to choose our Constitution over Donald Trump was Mitt Romney. So when you blame Trevor for a conspiracy theory that’s completely unfounded and clearly determined by your personal bias...I want people to know that some of us Republicans are good people and we don’t believe in conspiracy theories, some of us are actual scientists and believe in medicine, facts, truth, and our Constitution. PS - 16:24 If you’re gonna make a comment like yours...please watch the video first ‘cause it refutes your argument when he criticizes the TOP DEMOCRAT in the same video you’re airing your conspiracy theory.
As a teacher, I made 2 KZhead videos per day for my class during the distance learning last quarter. I would always interject a “hook” by posing a question and tell them we would reveal the answer during our Zoom meeting later that morning. I had 100% attendance for the KZhead videos. 🤣
"This could be your last one... This could be your laaast one... Statistically you might not make it..." Actually made me snort.
I will be singing this from now on...I may not get invited to bday parties after this year buttt its a risk I'm willing to take 🤣🤣
I know I'm dying
Something big is happening, we're headed for world war 3.
Flooding, twisters, hurricanes, the book is opened a chapter in your life has begun, I'm a simple person with no defense all the toilet paper and water will not save that's why I'm going to die.
Fox complaining that Obamas speech wasn't positive, but it was positive. He made it clear that he positively considers Trump an idiot.
😂😂 so true
in the words of our beloved leader Putin's Puppet: It was positively negatively positive! whatever the F that means
How could you believe the lies told to you by the liberals, they are so stupid they struggle to even remember the name of George Floyd which is the supposed reason they rioting which shows you that they never even cared about him
@@trentl795 It's George Genius
@@trentl795 I see you have one subscriber.. Mom must have taken pity on you for living in her basement , but hey that's what family is for. Of course it would be nice if you learned how to spell GEORGE FLOYD . But that's o.k. mom still loves her little baby boy.So keep on blaming Liberals for all your shortcomings.
"I'm not a sheep, I'm free, I don't want a car with brakes" "Yea, but the rest of us don't want your free ass flying through our windshield" Priceless!
If you feel threatened by a virus, maybe stay home then. That's the way i see it. I see no reason why i Should wear any mask. I got sick from it, now im not afraid of it. Corona ain't shit. You get sick for a little bit that's it, i promise. Its not that bad.
@@jarrodmccarty2520 And having seen you in person, mostly everyone around the globe would have told you that you are likely going to have mild symptoms. Seriously, us young and healthy people is not why we (and I mean globally) wear masks when hanging around in groups/interiors. We do this to protect the elderly and otherwise susceptible by slowing the virus down until a safe vaccine is hopefully found that can be offered to them. Slowing the spread also saves medical workers at hospitals from situations where they have to many cases at once and cannot give everyone the best treatment any more. I.e. only the patients with the highest chance of survival receive intensive care. If you've seen the situation in Lombardy (news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italian-army-called-in-to-carry-away-corpses-as-citys-crematorium-is-overwhelmed-11959994 ) or New York, heck in some places they were almost running out of body bags, there should be no doubt that this is more than a flu. And yet even if you are young and healthy, you can end up on the respirator: "In an early snapshot from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, for 2,449 patients whose age was known, 18% were between age 45 and 54, and 29% were between 20 and 44 years old. Among those who were hospitalized, 18% were ages 45 to 54 and 20% were ages 20 to 44." You are more likely to survive that than people who's immune system is already weakened. So the plan forward for most countries seems to be to keep the R-number (how many others one infected person infects) well below 1 - which means active cases decline steadily - until only a couple thousand are infected that can be traced. Covid-19 would then be considered contained. Once we find a safe/tested vaccine for those at risk of dying from Covid-19 we'd return to normal. Wearing masks is one easy way to push the R-number down. It protected others around you a bit while you were infectious. I'm from Germany and was surprised that virologists didn't consider masks early on. The truth was simply that they weren't available in large quantities as everyone needed some and medical personal had priority. So some decision makers deterred people from hoarding masks by telling them masks would be useless. The potential of people sewing masks for their communities from dense cloth at home was not on their radar.
@@mleise8292 You tell em!
@@jarrodmccarty2520 Some people survive MVAs at 70 mph. Many people don't. 100k American have lost their lives to this virus (so far), and many thousands more are left with debilitating, possibly permanent, possibly life-shortening, effects. Your special blessings of not having lost any loved ones and your own mild illness, are not a free pass to sentence your fellow Americans to this life or death lottery.
Its like i said, if your afraid then stay home. Im not responsible for your survival and nor do i want to be.
Did anyone else notice that when Trevor was talking about the freedom of not having a car with breaks, at 11:43 he used two middle fingers to make his point? 😂
Thank u i hadn't but it adds to muy appreciation for Trevor's communication skills😀 Who knew he had sign language in his repertoire? Subtle tho right? Not flagrant or dropping the F bomb Evry other sentence or so. An intelligent man this guy. Muah, Noah....
2:05 "this was not the time" is the same thing that everyone says when someone protests and speaks out against something
among your rights the right to infect others is not one of them
Ikr other fail to understand that
Exactly! I am not allowed to drink and drive either. 🤷♀️
They also fail to understand others have rights also, like the right to refuse service.
@@chrishawking1406 like a spioled child some americans have a wide vareity of rights an they all say yes you can but like a brat the one or few times there told no they grab guns an get mad
These no mask COVIDS need to go in public naked as protest (tho yuck). A mask is just another piece of clothing, but one that could save lives, not just hide flab.
That Costco employee is an American hero.
He DEFINITELY does not get paid enough
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 Costco employees earn more then others in the same category. And it shows if you want the best you need to pay the best.
@Stehv Burgueno I know who Snowden is. But that was the lamest burn I've read in awhile.
Where I disagree with the mask debate is forcing people to wear mask by law which is best explained by the quote "he who sacrifices liberty and freedom for temporary security deserves neither freedom nor liberty"
@@higgsboson2603 The law "forces" ppl to wear clothes in public. So I guess liberty has already been permanently sacrificed, so why not include1 small piece of clothing that could actually save lives? Sorry, but your quote is lame reasoning against a reasonable requirement.
Dayum. Corona be giving more inspiring speeches than Sasse.
I agree about weight shaming. In Pelosi's defense, "morbidly obese" is the medical term for someone Trump's size.
She didn't weight shame. She just said why he was in no shape that he could afford to get the virus that obviously affects people with underlying health issues.
@lawomann Honestly... I cracked up! 🤣🤣🤣 She is funny without even trying.
I did as Well. 😄😄😄 She absolutely is.
He is Moberly obese I don’t think that going to far by Nancy Pelosi just calling it what it is
Seeing all of the teachers trying to do right by their students makes me want to cry.... I went to a school where teachers kind of didn't give a shit, and it's nice to see
😂 those were the days...
I did tear up for sure. I'm working towards becoming a full time teacher (have been subbing for about 2 years) and their actions are super heartwarming.
Trevor Noah and the magic colour changing sweater.
Brilliant video dude! Subscribed!
The Week in Dummary 1337.fashion/
Sounds like a bestseller!
all those $20s that people owe him had to go somewhere.
Trevor makes me realize how smart you have to be in order to be a good comedian, he is one of the smartest and best. Now that makes me feel really dumb. I used to feel so dumb watching videos by Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Michio Kaku, but they are physicists. I am supposed to feel dumb listening to guys like that. But now I realize with all the jokes that fly over my head, proven to be probably funny by all the jokes I do get, that even jokers are far smarter than I am. Thanks Trevor, my mother always told me I was smart and now I know my mom was lying to me. Or worse, my mom was so dumb she thought even I was smart. Or maybe I am getting so old I don't know what is going on in the world now. Ok then, if I need to be in an old folks home I want to know I can get jello, and not any of those odd flavors, just the lime green, the cherry red and the lemon yellow stuff, and the nurses have to be pretty ones. Could you do a video with just the dumb jokes? You know what? I think nobody will ever be a clown though, comedian yeah, but not a clown. No clown could ever be a better clown than Trump, now you know you just have to give him that, and the circus elephant he used to ride into the White House, now that group is funnier than 25 clowns jammed into a small volkswagon. But hey, our president Clown and his elephant party has proven that to be a clown you don't have to be smart like a comedian, so maybe that's a job opening for me. Keep us laughing, we really need you right now.
He's a paid puppet of the Clinton / Soros deep state...shows how smart you are
Trevor is a decisive liar that feeds off of people
As much as I don’t like Sasse, we discussed this at my daughter’s birthday on Memorial Day. They said exactly what Sasse said. They don’t remember their high school graduation or prom. They are the rites of passages we remember. Because, there are more meaningful rites if passage that over shadow. Those who cling to prom and high school graduation are those who are afraid to navigate an adult world.
Ms Sunshine - Well said 😁...nailed it, lol
Yes you are right. We need to respect all our Teachers.Teachers rock.
They only rock if they get the binomial formula right. There is a typo on the teacher's song caption. Should be 2ab where it says 2b. This teacher, or the person who put the video together, sucks.
"I'm the *second* virus to make it to the White House after Stephen Miller." 😂💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤
Don't miss!!!!!!
That was savage 🤣🤣🤣
We're also asked to wear a shirt and shoes in a store...
mikochild2 THANK YOU!!
Exactly. When did America become rife with idiocy? I give up. Anyone who understands how natural selection knows what it means to cull the herd. So QAnon folks, feel free not to wash your hands, refuse to mask up when in public, and fail to engage in social distancing. SMH.
And have breaks that work on your car.
Thank you Trevor, I was teased for being overweight since I was in 3rd grade all the way till junior year of HS. It has really effected my self esteem, and even though I lost it all when I grew up and took my nutrition seriously, your words are heard and taken to heart by ALOT of people and I never want another person to go through what I did, thank you for being a role model🤙🏽
I love the way Obama and Nancy sneak in the insults 😂
Its called class...knowledge of the English language and actual intelligence...none of that since 2016...( help us...he's killing us all)
But if trump makes an insult than we have to go give him useless questions to make him look bad.
I loved when Nancy said about tRump's weight.
I love when Nancy pretended the Republicans forced her to humiliate her progressive representatives and legislate the dissolution of America's developed nation status while everyone's busy pretending the other side dunnit (and an unbelievably creationist base bought it). Yes, economic rightwing neoliberalism for the win. I want to be minced spirit. I love when Obama-Bush orchestrated the greatest upwards redistribution ever yet, the prototype of this operation, called the 2008 stimulus program + TARP.
Trevor, your impersonation of Trump kills me every single time! 🤣🤣
I have a granddaughter in school. She's a black child. In the South. Okay, her other grandma had the hardest time downloading the school apps. Then the school was telling her. Her lil one doesn't need to spend hours learning. She asked if they telling the White parents the same thing. So, black student aren't getting the same as White students. But, my baby did all her work ahead of those other students.
And how racist was that statement?
@@deedeebattle2522 , racist because I just said the truth, Karen?!! 😂
fade blac Racist for the school telling her”Her lil one doesn’t need to spend hours learning “. Her lil one is going to need more education to have half as much. Sometimes statements are made in agreement. Please receive it! Thanks 🙏
@Orpheus Head When tf did she say, "all" ?
@Orpheus Head Youuu dude, added a single word to a personal anecdote, a word that actually never existed within that original comment and then fabricated the only "argument" that has stemmed from this thread...which you have strangely taken the time to go build all on your own haha. The wholeee thing, your unwarranted and perfectly irrelevant "hot take" is likely the besttt accidental irony mashup if it's forreal ! I still cant be 100% if you're fully aware of this and were just acting as another of this same type dude that spouts the same type shhh and is entirely fearful to entertain the possibility that you are not as intelligent as you think, not as "naturally superior" as you have felt and not as prepared to potentially become the new minority in the world where it just isn't cute to be "white dude", stuck clinging to the same page of reasons that the first racists wrote centuries ago...only to find that they were full of shhh and sicker than every single subscriber since. Hopefully this was wayy off though, and just as you did, have made some mistakes in my over-generalizations. Forgive me if so! At least I know which way the wind is blowing here 🤷🏼♀️
the dude that talked about how we spend our time trying to forget graduation.... true talk man, true talk. If I had my way, I would have made them send my diploma in the mail or something.
Dude said Obama's not that articulate, yet used "like"
I noticed that too 🤣😂
Obama is a well speaker but that it
@@ThelastArchdemon47 ....and....?
@@ThelastArchdemon47 it is SUPER DUPER ironic...=]
Showing their ignorance. They let trump dictate to them and the Senate when to jump and how high. We all know he doesn't think before speaking and only has his interest ahead of him. Was going to say at heart but he doesn't have a heart and has proven that so many times.
We have a saying in the Caribbean, 'When you throw a stone into a pig pen the one that squeals the loudest is the one that got hit'.
Is the Caribbean always redundant?
We also say them that cant hear...feel
Rist T4HP Are negative people always annoying?
That's funny
BOOM💥
Trevor, this week has been so exhausting for me. I really needed these laughs this morning.
Sasse does have a point about trying to forget high school.
I loved high school
This pandemic really shows you who the jerks are.
True
Damn Democrats.
Yea it’s the far right and far left! The rest of us up the middle are just chilling waiting this shit out being safe and using our brains. The far right is rolling in pig froths going see you can’t get sick and the far left is like hide in your Homes and weld the door shut save the planet and just stay home forever and get paid well that don’t work either! So we will just let Mother Nature do her thing and thin the heard! Don’t sweat it natural selection is just the process!
And it REALLY shows you who the idiots are. I didn't want to believe this country was filled with so many stupid people and yet...
The 2016 election and Fox News had already shown us that.
Trevor's hoodie really compliments Trump's skin tone.
😂😂😂
The brown one was nice too!
Trevor so cute , i ask him to mary me, tell him to say yes #kevinmichaelnorman was #here
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🤣👍
My love for President Obama is what keeps me surviving this total madness.
Yes ! Love President Obama ! God bless America!
stop drinking the kool aid.
What Obama said was absolutely fantastic. Trump only wishes he could destroy someone with as much eloquence as he did.
Obama was a skilled politician, charming, funny, and a war criminal. He was a fraud to the left just as Trump is scamming the right. We dont live in a democracy. Proof? 80% of the country, including a majority of Republicans, want Medicare for all. And yet? It isnt even part of the discussion. The people dont get what they want/ need for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. We live in an oligopoly, and the only people who matter to our gov't are the ones able to donate millions at the drop of a hat.
Thank you again, Trevor!
Obama's throwing a lot of shade and I'm here for it
Holy crap, these teachers are so amazing and dedicated. I'm super impressed. Can we please give teachers, healthcare workers and other essential workers a raise please??
I agree . it's clearly not about the money especially when they're willing to work this hard for their students it's stuff like this that just makes you appreciate teachers a lot more it sucks when they don't get more recognition . well the ones that actually deserve it anyway . On that note I wish y'all out there a wonderful day & nite wherever y'all are in the🌎 world stay safe safe stay healthy remember to keep your hands washed peace out ✌😊
For what? Do you have any idea how many people died with the Covid-19 virus while under the care of Officials in Hospitals and Nursing Homes? Over 88 percent of the people on ventilators died, and just recently , paramedics was complaining about the large numbers of victims that died in their homes..because they were unable to get help! So praise the Health care officials for what?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you Trevor!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This made me laugh but, there was sooooooo much TRUTH in this!! 🤣🤣🤣
"what do you have to lose?" was the question he asked black people during his campain. hows dat workin out?
My thoughts were...everything!
Aw, I can tell FoxNews really missed Obama. They were so excited!
The FDA is too busy to not, not approve it. 🤣🤣🤣
beautifully confusing 🙂
immm crying Leo was like "let me put it this way the fda is too Busy to NOT approve it"
I was not all upset about seeing Christopher Columbus take a dive, finally. A lie they taught me in school, I never believed it, I'm an American Indian. I knew better from my heart. Goodbye Chris, nice to see you take a dive.
He's not telling the truth. That's why he said drink Lysol.
I'm with you on THAT! Peace out #syphilischris
"Right after Steven Miller". I needed that laugh.
Trevor, that thing (subtweet) Obama did, is called sneak dissing😂
Throwing shade... you know it’s true if everyone knows who/what you’re mentioning! 🥰 and you can’t be sued for slander, because you never said specifics... nice attorney strategy
Many pauses needed. Thoughtful. Disturbing. Change needs such moments. Thank you.
I love the part about cars without brakes and the double middle finger he gestures. Sheer brilliance!
"There are a whole bunch of people who try to help other people forget high school. They're called psychologists" - Oh that is a mood.
Say it not true though...you can't.
Wtf is “a mood”?...
Good for Costco! I live in San Antonio, TX, and our Mayor has mandated that everyone wear a mask. If they choose not to wear a mask, they are fined $1,000. Put on the damn masks, people!!!
My favorite quote this week “It’s not what he puts in his mouth that’s the problem, it’s what coming out of it” RoooooooFL
IF DRUMP HAD TO SWALLOW HE WOULD DICTATE !
Thank you for gouging us LIGHT through LAUGHTER
"Kind of a sitting President" speaks volumes 👈😂
My Mom used to say, "zip it young man". Now she hands me a mask.
Trevor, you are the best: Intelligent, mentally mobile, fast-thinking, witty, funny, creative, everything I could wish for from a comedian. If you continue like this and become even more yourself and develop your very own style, you could become one of the truly great comedians.
Damn you! I just stumbled on this channel 3hrs ago and forgot about my homework until you started mentioning teachers. Back to my MSW degree so I can replace cops next year.
I think Trump’s hydroxychloroquine dose is too low. Perhaps he needs to increase his dosage.
Lol 🤣😂
@@ThelastArchdemon47 the faster that America at least could get back on track get rid of all this bull . I look forward to win all this can just be a distant memory for people to look back & laugh even though there's people that's laughing plenty already
Up his meds.! Up his meds.!
Agreed. He should take like one entire pack about every three hours.
@@oldmanfromoc7684 👍
Oh my goodness all these comments are just so hilarious. Thank you guys for making my day.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
God bless the teachers doing everything they can to make these hard times work while keeping them interesting!
Daily show holding it down
Nobody...NOBODY remembers their high school graduation. Me: I remember my graduation because I was naked under my gown, the school said I couldn't wear my work boots. So I decided to wear JUST my work boots
Nice amount of spite
send pic or it didnt happen
And I wanted nothing to do with my graduation and I wasn't allowed to bring a book (my teacher took it!), so I snuck in my little handheld pocket assistant and played the few games it had until it died. (This was back when cell phones were still giant bricks and only a couple had Snake installed.)
James Walker Eewww 🤣😂🤣
@@ThelastArchdemon47 I second it. 👏👏👏
"For a bunch of virologist, you guys don't know shit about going viral." 😂
Love that the back round bookcase is so not "staged" ...just a bunch of misc. stuff. He hardly needs staging, just being himself is perfect.
Good for the cosco worker. He was totally in the right.
Karl Rove - “Unseemly”? Have you been paying attention the last four years? “Unseemly” is soooo pre-2016!
Ahahahahha so true. This is the best comment
I can watch your shows all day any time... I love your since of humor and points of views and comedic twists on politics... love you
Trevor! You rock... Appreciate your "bring it to honest comic critique" .
I remember everything about my high school graduation! I was seated next to Sharon Beardsley. On her right was Patrick Bexley. On my left was Chris Beam. They were both drunk. As the ceremony wore on, Chris leaned on me and Pat leaned on her. As a result, she and I leaned on each. We weren’t attracted to one another. We weren’t even friends! While we got along, there was no chemistry. These guys were huge and leaning on us, forcing us together. We just looked at one another and shrugged. It wasn’t going to last all night. Directly the speeches ended and we were called up to receive our diplomas. Chris and Pat were able to stumble to the stage, how I don’t know, but soon it was all over. I don’t know what happened to Chris or Sharon. Pat died of cancer in his early 40’s. I saw him at both his parents funerals. He liked to dip snuff. There’s more, but that’s enough for now. I’m cleaning my microwave. The solvent should be done right now.:)
What a story...you remembered a lot about your graduation!
Why am I so invested in this story?
Beautifully written!
And then?
Tina Butterfly, it’s in the works.:)
How great would it be if networks really did put up the “warning” before his press conferences?! 😂
Lol that Jackass line is gold! XD
I never even saw the Nebraska senators speech until now...OMG! Someones a little salty. Loved it!
"Fake news I never touched that dinosaur " best line 2020 😂
I don't believe saying morbidly obese is weight shaming. It's a medical term, if he's not considered morbidly obese he's certainly obese. This is coming from someone who has been in that category before. & being obese/morbidly obese puts your health at risk for many things. Ya she was being snarky but she did it with facts.
You are right, I often think of Trump digest problem whenever look at his body shape. Wander if he needs the help of a sewage pump when he goes loo?
She should've just said obese, since his BMI was around 30 in Feb '19
@@gyptax pleaseee lmk where you got that info! I wanna see too haha
@@gyptax You couldn't be more wrong.
gyptax You can look at him and see that his BMI is way higher than 30 mine was 27 and people thought I was in shape.
“He’s leaving with my stuff” that I haven’t paid for yet but it’s mine
Those teachers are AMAZING!
The irony, wearing a NASA shirt and being so science oblivious.
I want a Space Farce T-shirt.
He probably has one of those "NASA is lying to you, the earth is flat" kind of shirt.
I may not agree with everything ALL sides say, I must say I truly appreciate the APPROPRIATE use of the word irony in your comment. 😘 @Valarie Bryant
We tried using tiny masks, but some of the hamsters refuse to wear them.
IN MY TOWN YOU WEAR THEM WHEN YOU GO INTO THE GROCERY STORE, OR YOU DON'T GO IN.
@@jamiethomas6701 lol dude he meant for hamsters
LOL!!
Yes. Because they're not sheep.😂😂
One Two3 They are hamsters haha
Kudos to the crew who put together that amazing corona commencement speech! I just about lost my pancakes with that skit!
Senator speech was refreshing..how did someone sit with a straight face listening to this speech I can't imagine 🤣🤣
How many of you from beautiful Africa 🙋🙋 #Mansinspirational
I'm not from Africa but my ancestors sure are 👍 😁
@@ziau.s9283 same
I am from Africa
South African, like treva
Omg senator eeyore is in such a dark place.
Heeeeeey, even Eeyore is just a little depressed. Ben Sass is freakin' "no hope, doom & gloom" guy! And Eeyore's much cuter!
How pitiful was that haha omg I am in shock
Keep speaking the truth, Trevor!
Mr Obama...I thoroughly enjoyed your comments. They were superbly subtle yet surgically precise. Bravo!
That Nebraska senator went through some things in his teen years 🤦
Hehehehe...no doubt. Great point! And one many people can all relate to.
I actually agreed with him about it. The moment I received my diploma, it was a closed chapter.
I feel like this whole thing is gonna make stress dreams hit different for the kids growing up. Instead of "back to school" dreams it's gonna be "what's the password to the class?"
World slowest kennian🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thank you for that unexpected knockout 👏👏
Like a week ago, we only had that pandemic as a problem... Amazing times to look back to
Brilliant! The Coronavirus commencement speech was great!