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This week’s top stories: LGBTQ rights get a win, BLM support grows, coronavirus cases surge and America celebrates Juneteenth. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah
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In the 1960's, when I was 6 yo, my folks took me and my siblings to visit family in the South. When we stopped at a gas station to use the restrooms, there were three; Men, Women and Colored. 60 years later racism continues to run amok in our country. Racism has to end sometime and it might as well be now. I was a racist myself until someone I loved challenged my beliefs. Don't be silent about racism. If someone you care about makes a racist statement or joke, do not be silent about it. Challenge them on it. People can change and must, and I sincerely apologize for my earlier beliefs. Stay firm people.
God Bless you for your willingness to CHANGE for the BETTER and Knowledge Is POWER
@ZeroNadaZilch
This pandemic has definitely torn back the curtain on so many issues, in so many ways, on so many levels. The people are screaming to be heard. Can you hear them now?
Exactly
B. Chaney I must beg to differ on that. I think a televised murder uncovered a multitude of dormant issues.
you reminded me of the cell phone, can ya hear me now? You made me chuckle, thank you for that, and you're right and so are Linda and Robyn. It's way past time we changed these inequalities.
YES! So true
Hear who? The floor is yours. Please continue.
This year already wins for the most exhausting year ever and it’s not even halfway over.
I agree and I'm 68 years old. I've seen a lot, but this has been a year and a half already. #thatswhywepray
- Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) December 20, 2012 Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy! - fat chicks everywhere. - Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) October 14, 2011 I’m watching Olympic women’s hockey. It’s like lesbian porn. Without the porn. - Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) July 31, 2012 Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car! - Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) September 18, 2009
And yesterday was the longest day of the year.
Louis Whitaker A A p
Seriously.
It’s still shocking we have to go to court to say people should be protected from discrimination...
it shocking we talk about gays and sex so much
Belated Happy Juneteenth! I'd like to share a little-known fact: Mississippi, where I currently live, did not vote to ratify the Thirteenth Amendment (banning slavery) until 1995- 130 years after first voting to reject it. They didn't even bother to file the paperwork until 2013. It took two Med School professors, one of whom is an immigrant from India, to force the state to do the right thing. You can't make this stuff up.
Wow 🙏🏽💯
I remember when Michael Moore did a show about this. Blew my mind.
@Jesse O A lot of folks in chicken plants were arrested in a big sting with lots of press, then quietly let go. Something about seeing crying children abandoned at school because their parents were in detention messed up their big media party.
Dam! That’s MISSissippi for you.
Wow, I didn't know that. Thank you for the info!!
I remember thinking I would love to join a protest but I lived paycheck to paycheck and couldn’t afford to do so, like so many other people. Now we’re stuck inside with very little to nothing to do. We have all the time in the world to protest. It’s the perfect time for change.
It’s 2020 and we are still fighting for human rights. How ridiculous is this?🤦♀️
@Across Altair By 3020 I'm fairly certain the earth will already be completely wiped out by climate change and nuclear war and whatever humans are left will be living on Elon Musk's interplanetary colonies.
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Voting is like driving a car Choose (R) to go backwards Choose (D) to move forward
ThE DuCk Thank you for this
i would laugh if i weren't crying
ThE DuCk - Sure, if you believe what they say as opposed to what they actually do... However under this president we've had -Lowest unemployment rate ever for black, hispanic, youth & women www.statista.com/statistics/194151/unemployment-rate-of-african-americans-in-the-us-since-1990/ www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/6/1/17417762/black-unemployment-rate-record-low-may-jobs-report Going backwards... -Food Stamp/SNAP recipients down by 3.9 million since took office www.apnews.com/25f914b64d654d46b1a1418a7057da75 Even further back.. - Tax cuts that basically give raises to low income workers (workers being the key word) and which will help force companies to pay more due to the low unemployment rate, as well as more tax income due to larger work force www.businessinsider.com/trump-tax-law-paycheck-calculator-every-income-level-2018-3 www.cnn.com/2018/02/11/politics/donald-trump-bonuses-pay-increases/index.html www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/2/6/18214039/irs-tax-refund-withholding-trump Under "HOW THE TAX LAW CHANGED WITHOLDING" - 4th paragraph down - "In the aggregate..." Shows the truth- lower tax for vast majority - WTF we are screaming backwards! -GDP back up from worst ever (monthly average never over 3% under Obama) mobile.wnd.com/2017/12/4-reasons-trump-is-seeing-gdp-growth-obama-didnt/ www.investors.com/politics/commentary/trump-just-did-something-obama-never-could-deliver-on-promised-gdp-growth/ HOLY SHIT! How can we stop this train from going backwards?! However the Dems have been making promises for 50+ years and getting nothing done. You call that moving forward?
@@payattention3022 we have highest unemployment rate since the great depression. RIGHT NOW. Trumps tax cuts RAISED my taxes. I make 20k a year. That's pretty low income. Oh what's this, make over a million bucks a year and you pay 1% LESS then me. Looks like a tax cut for the rich and hike for the poor to me. Trump LOWERED the threshold for snap program. He didnt fix the issue he just stopped fixing the problem of starving children and then bragged about it. GDP growth; bud you gotta learn how this works in general. Trumps economy peaked the first 6 months he was in office. And growth halted. It levelled off. It WAS Obama's economy the entire time; until something happened. What was that? Well. He ignored every sign that he needed to raise taxes and minimum wage. And then ignored a virus. And then said a virus would go away magically. And just like that every business owner and investor decided that America isnt worth investing in. Look at literally any other economy if you dont believe me. They got hit by covid. ONLY America's got tanked.
@@cyanp0wder U.S. posted The Biggest Monthly Budget Deficit In American History in 2019 February’s 2019 federal budget deficit was the largest ever on record, according to figures released by the Treasury Department . President Donald Trump promised during his campaign that he would balance the budget. The total debt surpassed $22 trillion for the first time ever in February 2019 - $2 trillion higher than when Trump took office. The massive shortfall is being attributed to a 20 percent drop in corporate revenue and increased federal spending. The Trump administration slashed corporate taxes in his new 2017 tax law from 35 percent to 21 percent. Trump’s tax-cut package cost the taxpayer $1.5 trillion.
I'm so touched by all these protests. Living in America you're constantly reminded that you are different and your life has little meaning. I'm so touched to see this!
It is all over the world. 😊
It's Absolutely Amazing
Well, I'm white and have always felt my life has little meaning. I'm not trying to dismiss the Black people's struggle, but many people suffer in America. Being white isn't necessarily such a privilege. We can still be passed over for promotions, flunk out of school and go hungry.
@@christinebenson518 the point isn't that nothing bad ever happens to white people, the point is that white people don't have to worry about many things Black people do. My parents never had to tell me to be careful in public - I was taught to be polite, but I was never warned that failing to be polite could lead to my death. Black kids do get that talk. I've seen a lot of Black Americans these days talking about how they were taught never to leave a store without buying something, to avoid even the appearance of shoplifting. I've never thought of that, because as a white woman, I'm less likely to have the cops called on me if someone thinks I'm shoplifting. If a Black man gets the cops called on him, even if there's no evidence he did something, well... You saw what happened to George Floyd. It's an imperfect analogy, but white privilege is like being right handed. No one is going around giving people raises solely for being right handed, but life is much easier for right handed people. We do a lot of things without thinking about it - when I start to use a computer, I just expect that the mouse will be on the right. When I shake someone's hand, I assume my dominant hand will be fine for it. Left handed people do have to be aware of these things. Now imagine that instead of being inconvenient, being left handed in a right hand world could result in your death.
I hate racism. The unfairness, the cruelty, the insult. I mourned to be part of the human race when I allowed the horror of racism to sink into my feelings. I'm sorry for the despair black people must go through. Or having to revert to hating white people in turn as a coping response. It's all ugly and unnecessary. All these wounded people everywhere.
2016: I am the worst year ever 2020: Hold my Corona
How is 2016 worst year ? I thought America doged a Nuclear war when Hillary lost
Thanks for taking the essence and beauty of humor and dragging it through the trenches of you recycled and very unfunny joke format. Just try and be original somehow....but fuck it’s lame.
2024: *Amateurs*
Hillaryous!
Sid Malhotra you right, we chose a perfect president
I remember Ivanka's use of her private email for government business. Stupidly, I was amazed the GOP wasn't having a fit over it.
No, no. Things like that are only bad when Democrats do it. When it's one of their own...it's justifiable somehow.
The problem was that Hillary deleted thousands of her emails after being asked to turn them over, Ivanka turned all hers over to be stored permanently in government records. "Mirijanian said Ivanka Trump turned over all her government-related emails months ago so they could be stored permanently with other White House records." Quoted from The Washington Post.
one of the major policies of the GOP...its ok as long as it is them doing it. this includes abortion and pedophilia.
" Lock her up,lock her up!"
@@patrickshaffer2138 I mean it sounds good right, because they told you that's what happened. So you believe it. That's that
Actually there are many black people working and living in Japan. We are the smallest racial minority but we're definitely here
Thank You!
I think that's pretty much what he meant by the joke bro. There aren't many blacks in Japan.
Japan seems like the perfect country
Exactly
@@tjl2836 Indeed. I lived there for 20 years. Coming back to the states was the stupidest thing I ever did!
Clip of Trump saying "if we stop testing we'd have very few cases, if any." My twelve year old child- "Weeeell.... He's technically not wrong." Starts laughing, "Does he know that people would still be sick or does he think the tests make people sick?" Me- "That's a very good question, baby, I really don't know."
Always ask questions.
You're raising awesomeness 🤘🏼✌🏽😎
Your 12-year-old will be a much better president.
I think your 12-year-old has both an uncommonly strong concept of epistemology and an uncommonly high probability of being executed for talking back to an armed agent of the State.
economicist2011 not necessarily executed, fired yes. Executed will depend on his race. Either way I like the way this 12 year old brain works. He has a great future. 🙏
1930: “In 2020 there will be flying cars!” 2020: “Is Finland a part of Russia?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it not?
we are going backwards
😭 🤦🏾♂️ damn that stung lmao smh
So true😄😄😄
Covid 19 has been a mixed blessing. I feel like if the virus had not been so widespread, then civil rights action wouldn't have gone global. This whole quarantine period has been a lesson in mortality and awareness for all humans.
Additionally, some who could not have joined in the protests have been able to because they are not tied to a job at the moment. This was all rather great timing.
Its not just civil rights. Its opening the window to how absolutely broken and rigged our country (and many others) are. People losing their health care because they lost their jobs during this, showing we need more reliable hc than getting one tied to our jobs. Even jobs themselves are shown to be not as functional as we thought. Many places are seeing their business can run just as well, if not better, from employees own homes. Essential workers are getting the short end of the stick, and getting sick, transfering the buisness, because we cant afford to not work. Doctors are getting furloughed or just laid off, because their field is not important ebough and they need the resources and experience in more dire dept (icu, repository, general) Parents are struggling because they cant afford health care for their kids from either, lost of their job, or they are an essential worker and relied on school days so the parent can work, and their kid can be taken care of. Poor people and minorites are getting the worst of it, while the uber rich get tested with results less than a day, and can afford to see a great doctor, and get treated quickly. This. Country. Is. So. Broken. Im sorry for the uber lengthy response
Bolton should have testified in the impeachment inquiry.
Lie to congress, go to jail. Lie in a book, makes lots of $
He is after the money Wouldn't testify for the House and the Senate didn't want him. He was holding out for publication of his book.
Mary McQuaid - Exactly - he knows where ALL of Trump' s bones are buried 😒🙄
I respect that he saw what trump was doing and stood up against him, but he definitely shouldn’t have tried to make money off it. He should have done the right, honest thing, and testified
LaMortEtLamour huh okay I didn’t know that part
This Is AWESOME. My Faith And Hope For Humanity Is Being Restored! It's Not Just A Fad. People All Over The World Are Standing TOGETHER FOR CHANGES REGARDING RACISM. WOW.🙏🏽
Paradoxically, this will accomplish little (unfortunately)
@ZeroNadaZilch I Sincerely Don't Think That You Want To Take This Negative Approach With Me. I Can Send You COUNTLESS LINKS Of Murders,Beatings, Of Victims Of Discrimination and Racism. I Believe The New Legal Term Is "Hate Crimes". Plenty Of "riots and looting" Of Innocent People Going On. I Have This Nagging Feeling That I'm Wasting My Time Trying To Get You To Understand,So..........🙈🙉🙊
@Robyn Justice So That People Can UNDERSTAND What Point I'm Trying To Make.
"The only reason you should be fired is if you're doing your job poorly". Looking at you, DJT!!!
@Alexander Larson Trevor might qualify as the guy who needs to get fired b/c he makes the rest of us look bad- at least from the perspective of a FOX presenter.
@Alexander Larson only americans he is gonna separate is white nationalist remains from mob justice. Aw, who am I kidding? There is no need to separate trash of that kind.
Off late this show is all about criticizing trump and talking about racism. The radical leftist agenda has taken over the actual comedy content. PS not an American.
Alexander Larson And yet you are here again.
@Alexander Larson Everyone?
“Trump is more concerned with the Coronavirus as a PR issue rather than a pandemic.” The world is in meltdown and the most powerful leader in the world is more worried about his ego on Twitter. You couldn't make this shit up! This whole presidency was like a reality show. Every moment of it.
John Orosz Even a reality show doesn’t leave thousands of American householders poor, dead, or dying. This man has destroyed America.
@@whitewhale1000 was allready broken
Trevor Noah lives in a 20 million dollar mansion...
John Orosz Trump 2020!!!!
Congrats to Tekashi 6ix9ine for hitting 1 Billion views on his nipple video. kzhead.info/sun/mbp9qMdohmeOlJE/bejne.html
Hallelujah! It’s about frickin time. Much love, joy, peace, harmony & unity.💚☮️
The fact that Trump doesn’t want the public to read the book makes me want to read it even more, prob will end up pre ordering it EDIT: you all are right, i wouldn’t want to be giving john bolton money after he refused to testify in trump’s impeachment. however, I also would like to read the book for myself instead of rely on what outside sources say about it. I NEED to be the one to buy the book. you know why? my area is extremely conservative and they need to hear this. they won’t buy the book but i will to show them. since many people wanted to read it, I ordered the book so I could read it and give it away to the library for others. after all, one needs to sacrifice it for all.
Stonks.
Sameeeee
John Bolton refused to testify in impeachment hearings to boost sales of his book later. Consider borrowing the book from libraries or acquiring it through 🏴☠️other means
No one will read this book.
@@williamsmith8790 If by no one you mean everyone, then I agree with you.
Comparing Trump to Hannibal Lecter is a MAJOR insult to Hannibal Lecter.
Felicia Because Hannibal Lecter is actually brilliant.
Trump killed way more then Hannibal did
Trump is far, far more like a Buffalo Bill than a Hannibal. "Would you elect me? I'd elect me. I'd elect me _hard_."
Indeed, Lecter is far smarter and have much better manners
its true lecter was a genius trump is just a orange faced joke i hope his base support his business after he leaves the whitehouse because i expect massive boycotts
Best show on current events in America. I never thought anyone could top John Stewart.
I love this show...honestly,I never knew anyone outside of the us cared much about this issue,but to hear there are protests in South Korea and Japan,who dont really have a large black community. I honestly started tearing up
“Speaking of no one, President Trump” 🤣🤣🤣
You're supporting the destruction of American logic culture because you're too stupid to see how you're being used as a tool to spread propaganda online. Why read facts when you can be a sheep and fit in with group. The logical world looks at people like yourself and cringes.
@@thehero8084 you closed your eyes. Thats what you did.
Fox news has contributed to the decline of the United States. They spread misinformation and outright lies, and capitalize on people's desperation/anger/fear. We are skirting the edge of fascism. Verify everything! The left won't get over the Russia scandal and it all makes people pick a side based on emotions instead facts. Scary times.
@@mydogsioux you mean CNN? you're practicing a term called "double think", look it up.
Buttered Potato Fox News and CNN. Both corporate MSM.
America needs to get it together and accept people for who they are a human being period. VOTE that's how they'll hear us.
A FreeOne TDump who killed a Iran 🇮🇷 general for no reason 🤨 You Racist TDump supporters really think we the minority’s are stupid as you guys? Hell no his done ✅ 2020 Joe #100% we don’t need another 4 years of Racism.
Uh.... no? Obama went into Syria to destroy ISIS. Their influence in the region had diminished significantly from 2014 to 2017, when Obama left office. And even he was directly attacking Syria - so what? They're qn authoritarian fascist police-state. (before Trump, we hated those)
@A FreeOne didn't Hillary win the popular vote? Also, there is zero evidence showing Obama was using ISIS to topple Syria. For one, not even the greatest International Relations experts can connect all the Syrian dots. Secondly, it's not toppling Syria, it's toppling Assad, which as going to be successful until he didnt follow the fair and free election rules which led to the resistance outbursts by the Syrian people. So basically everything you said was about as wrong as it can get.
Hahaha! It's so cute you think America will treat it's citizens like human beings. ( I wish we got treated like humans D;)
@A FreeOne you mean, after troops finished work under orders from previous administration before they retreated for Arabian cash by Trump order?
I live in Beijing and they only locked down one of the districts, not the whole city, that is biased or inaccurate report.
I think we need a threshold as to who can become president. Something like: “you must have x amount of experience in law” or something like that
Mr. Pickle try “you must have x number of brain cells”
IQ
And a through psychological exam. Smart and experienced can still be crazy.
CyanPowder I feel like his failures out weigh any good because of the damage they do.
@@cyanp0wder yeah the american people chose Hillary. Trump's win was an electoral college win.
I'm so afraid Trump is going to go too far, piss off one of those dictators, and they'll take it out on us. Someone needs to remove this man from office; his cronies, too!
Yeah, will explosives and a bullet from a sniper rifle. 👌
Nah, he makes the dictators look good. They won't.
True he's going to piss the wrong person off and we might have to pay the price .....
That's why we should vote
@M N she didn't choose one or the other. She stated that trump will piss off one of the mean and petty dictators who will then take their anger for trump out on all of America....
Trump STILL doesn't seem to know Puerto Ricans are Americans.
@A FreeOne Hillary Clinton LOST, get over it already.
@A FreeOne irrelevant to the comment
@@emeram6929 probably gonna start talking about obama now
Because Puerto Rican’s wanna claim they ain’t part of the US until a hurricane hits that is. and they like, we’re Americans too, give us money and supplies.
Dupa Osrana You have never heard a Puerto Rican make that claim. You probably don’t know any Puerto Rican
im from papua new guinea holy shit when trevor Noah said it out I was like god damn my country is famous
Here's the logic I can't quite understand: seems like you're okay with New Zealand gov raising their domestic Corona Virus restrictions over 2 cases, but you suddenly got suspicious when China does the same thing over 100 cases... Like...what?
We havnt changed our level. These cases are contained already. We let New Zealanders come home but they are put into 14 day quarentine. There is no community transmission in New Zealand.
First, he is joking. Second, many moves the CCP did really is over reacting because in China our cases have never been as low as New Zealand and 100 cases in a super over populated city isn't that a big deal. Third, please understand, as somebody who saw both CCP's crazy propagandas and shows from other countries, I realized that Chinese speaking people usually have a horribly misled impression of CCP's reputation, we always thought that this authoritarian regime that historically did so many evil things but never face domestic consequences once somehow deserve a positive reputation. To be real, most governments are evil in some level, an authoritarian regime with absolute power is no where near innocent and must be criticized constantly.
@@masakazuishiguro8525 Outside of Wuhan and the Hubei province, China somehow managed to keep control over the epidemic. In Beijing, the official number of daily new cases was fairly low, a new cluster of a hundred or so cases is still a serious threat : though it must be noted that mass testing was not ready at this time, when the first confinement was declared they had around three hundred detected cases, they have ended with 50,340 cases and 3,869 death in Wuhan alone, and the city hospitals got overwhelmed by a substantial margin despite the immediate construction of fortune hospitals. In the beginning of an epidemic, the total population is quite irrelevant to the dynamic, the number of starting points is what matters most, the probability of transmission is pretty much independent of the total population, though factors like population density do matter. It is a bit like a wildfire : the surface covered by the forest dictates how big the fire can become, but not how fast it will. Once it grows too big, contact tracing will become inefficient and they will have to declare a new confinement on the city, I am not surprised they take this new cluster very seriously.
Let me get this straight. We put frickin Columbus day on the calendar, but not Juneteenth.
Amen 🙏 Get Columbus Day gone!!!!!!!!
This is peak 'Murica.
We don't either of them on a calendar
@@arizonastrong9756 Need to replace it with a day about Bartelome De Las Casas. Who also arrived with Columbus. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolomé_de_las_Casas Accounting the atrocities Native Americans had to endure in his book. He became a bishop of the faith to the Roman catholic church and rose through the ranks in order to be an embassador for Natives and Black people to advocate peaceful assimilation of the catholic faith because "all forms of slavery are wrong". Can you imagine living in an age where kings brutalize alien civilizations in the name of god and being an advocate for human rights for all people? AND to be so respected, that they don't just immediately chop off your head for heresy. Bartolome got many indians and black people baptized which, at the time, under the law of the european governments, it was forbidden to enslave a baptized child. He continued to fight for the human rights of indigenous groups from all countries, going so far as to become a member of the Spanish council and passed laws to protect them for over 50 years. He's a hero and a scholar.
Because it was not originally a true "national" thing. It was a Texas thing. Now that we're all movin' on up and learning, it will become a national holiday. Remember how it USED to be a point of pride for black Americans to basically shame whites who wanted to understand by saying, "It's a black thing; you wouldn't understand?" Well, maybe now you can see that we cant understand unless you explain it. Frustration over a person not knowing a thing they SHOULD know about already (like not discriminating or not using racial slurs) is fine and normal. But blaming or shaming them for things you readily admit "they wouldn't understand" is wrong and does NOT help fix the problem. Whites should feel free to ask why a thing is insulting or wrong without and blacks should be willing to explain it without the "racist" criticism behind it. Don't forget, whites were raised and conditioned by white society, too. They have to "unlearn" old habits they thought were normal and relearn a whole different way of thinking. Once they understand some of it, they will begin to see the flaws in other things on their own.
What happened this week can be summed up in one sentence. *ALMOST EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE*
not someone taking over the world defnautly not EVERYTHING IS NOT ON FIRE, BTW LEARN HOW TO SPELL DEFINITELY, NOT DEFENAUTLY
I wish they would loot more in the U.S.😆
I’m in Tucson everything actually is on fire 51,628 acres as of right now 11:52 pm jun 21
@@gracie6850 lk l spelled it wrong on purpose to piss off nerds like u
Blm is a scam 🇨🇳 is paying them
Ahhh Trevor, my beloved, rocking the "Bruno Mars 2.0" look here....
"Dude, he's the president of North Korea... The man listens to cassettes." Gotta say, he got me in the first half.
If I don’t get on a scale I don’t gain weight.
Don't mind the chubbiness 😂 the same way trump won't mind the coughing 😑
If I close my eyes, nobody can see me 💡
If I don’t take the test, I’m not pregnant!!!
That's a good one!
Exactly!
The fact that we have to vote on laws to protect people is insanity
The fact that 3 people actually voted against it blows my mind
The fact that we have to include every different demographic in the law...? Can't we just substitute... race, religion, sex, sexual identity, age.... all those things with just the word "people"?!
@@stacymize9095 I agree
we'll be at it again when the aliens get here
@@stacymize9095 That wouldn't work in this case because then ANYONE who wasn't hired for a job, or fired, could sue the company just because they are "people". There would be no more companies to get hired at!!!
Trevor I have become so accustomed to watching your videos that it has become a part of my routine. So even if a day goes by without you uploading anything at all I'm low-key pissed off😅anyways love you loads! The world needs more people like you! Lucky to have people like you in this messed up place❤️
“Technically, Trump is right. If you don’t test anybody, then you don’t have any cases… the same way if Black people stopped recording the cops, we would have zero cases of police brutality. Ah, ignorance is bliss.” - Great line 🔥
a great line based off false presumptions. It's hilarious knowing absolutely none of y'all do your own research.
If Trump finally runs out of excuses and you get one of the books, can you do a live reading for us who want to hear it with your commentary! Thanks for all you are going!!!
Yes, that way we don't have to give Bolton any of our money for his belated warnings.
Yes please, i dont want to support that mam.
@@flames4856 Some sources are speculating that it will become the most pirated book.. or in fact most pirated _anything_ ... in the first week. Torrent sites are already gearing up.
The world is in meltdown and the most powerful leader in the world is more worried about his ego on Twitter. You couldn't make this shit up!
It’s like living inside of Idiocracy
Or the fuckery of city politicians destroying their cities by disbanding the police?
fgafootball - I wouldn’t call Trump the most powerful leader in the world. Typically the US President is, but Trump is NOT respected by any of the other world leaders. They laugh at him and use his stupidity to their advantage.
SuperOmnicron - What city is disbanding Police? Do you understand what “defund” means? It means shifting money from the police departments from handling things they are not equipped to deal with, like mental health, domestic violence, child welfare, etc. That money would then go to the organizations that are specially trained to handle the situations, giving the police more time to handle crime. Most police support this idea as they WANT to do what they were trained to do, not intervene with mental health crises, etc. #TheMoreYouKnow
Behavior In Action yessir
“I’m not a fan of fireworks, sounds like somebody still want to drive by in the sky” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I absolutely LOVE my people & my country!! Always have...ALWAYS WILL!!!❤❤💯 NOBODY can change that!
Target Corp is recognizing Juneteenth as a National holiday now. I was just paid holiday pay for working on June 19th.
The blue Democratic states hopefully will make it a state holiday.
As long as it's a paid holiday for everyone.
who is writing Trump's tweets -- there are too many 'big' words for him to be writing these on his own....
Teleprompter Obama can't even say Michelle without someone writing it out.
You are correct, for the last 2 months or so it seems somebody got a thesaurus!!! Obama is very well spoken. Leave your what about politics at the door.
lol
Yeah and the words are not misspelled...so no he is not writing the tweets himslf.
@@joebidtouchkids5537 at least he can read words and letters
Thank you for the education on Juneteenth. As a health inspector, it always one of those temporary event inspections every summer, but I didn't know what it stood for. Thank you for making the other news palatable and interesting.
Montenegro had the same problem as New Zealand. Weeks without any cases. Opened for tourism. Two weeks later got thousands of cases.
"thats like lighting yourself on fire to distract from the fact you farted..." IM CRYING
You are literally the only news I watch or care to watch. 💕💕💕💕
Me too but I still verify his news even though I like him
Me too! 🔥
To be total honest, I do include ur colleagues Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert in my news watching.
"The next think we knew, we were making face masks out of our room mates underwear!"
New Zealanders overseas, and family of loved ones, are finally being able to travel home. The two cases from overseas, they self quarantined before attending a funeral. NZ number will rise as our Kiwis come home☺️ sending aroha (love and strength) Kia Kaha from NZ❤️
I wonder why he wanted to know if Finland was a part of Russia? did he want to buy it?
Probably yes😂😂
He was going to meet Putin in Helsinki, where he famously spent 30 minutes sucking up to him in the press conference.
This whole presidency was like a reality show. Every moment of it.
Loved that you said that in past tense... as "was" will be used in our daily lingo very soon… then hopefully we can get back to some normalcy
@@rosevalerio5863 I was going to say the same thing.
Exactly. The wh and its actions look way worse than the worst episode of the rhwoa or Jersey shore
Well he probably thought "The Presidency" was a reality show. He IS that stupid
a reality show that gets people killed
Do you like being nervous and also bored ? Jenga 😂😂
Bolton: Full-time “Got milk” ad. 🤣
How was firing people for being gay legal that long
Sour Cream mind boggling isn’t it
@@maire9147 indeed
@@maire9147 that has me shook.
mynameis mynameis A SCOTUS ruling keeps states from making restrictive laws. When enshrined as a federal law, states have a harder time when those damaged by the state law appeal to federal authorities. States go rogue under federal laws fairly regularly. Like marijuana laws.
@@truepeacenik it's not going rogue, it's the 10th Amendment.
Honestly, I didn't know that Juneteeth was a thing either. I have been living in Florida for so many years and not once was it mentioned in school. It is the first time I hearing about it and I'm disappointed this wasn't given the attention it deserves.
The massacre in Tulsa is another piece of “oops didn’t cover that.” Oh, and the 1918 flu...
😳 glad you now know. I
@@Justanotherconsumer oh yes, that too. I watched a KZhead documentary about it a while back and I always wondered why my AP American History didn't cover that
It used to be the 15th and 16th
"the man listens to cassettes"...omg that was FUNNY!!
The room where it happened, by john bolton: It was a dining room, but sometimes they also used it to watch television together. The room had a very warm 22C, and it was very well lit. In one corner of the room, there was a television set, and a dining table sat in the middle of the room! The walls were decorated with a very thick wallpaper. In my humble estimation, the room was about 30m², and had big open windows towards the south...
"John Bolton's book has painted trump as corrupt, dumb, and immoral" Did we seriously need four years and a book to tell us that??
"He should be punished to the fullest extent of the law" Jon Bolton when asked about Julian Assange
It's funny how trump blames china for everything then goes and beg them to help him win a Second term
The Art of the St -D- eal was enough stupidity for me... He has been laughed at his whole life. Anyone that gets to know him (at all) seems to realize what a complete moron he is.
@@FiferSkipper ..."He has been laughed at his whole life."... "what a complete moron he is"... ----- Moron? And Trump still beat Hillary and everyone else to become President!.. Who's laughing now? Trump is not scared to do what's best for the U.S while the Dems continued to let other countries rip us off.
Trevor is literally the savior of KZhead News ❤️😂
Yeah
A FreeOne u should rlly get a dictionary like someone advices 👀. Your facts are as good as your vocabulary. Childish and dumb
Thank You Trevor
Thank you Trevor!
Now I understand Juneteenth. Worth a national holiday in my opinion.
Whay is it called juneteenth? Couldn't they read the date
@@pieroocchooa5837 why are you like this? It's super pathetic.
@@pieroocchooa5837 grow up
Whoever makes the most enemies wins. Trump: I win. Again.
Good one 😂😂
Bigly
I read that in Trump's voice.
pranjali - Hahahaha I did too, but it was in Trevor’s tRump voice 😂😂😂
@@KrystalOcean I have a hard time diffrenciating 😂
I was born in Texas and live there now unfortunately, (Horrible weather) I grew up knowing about Juneteenth and observing the celebrations. It was always a happy day in the small Texas towns in which I grew up or visited relatives.
How do you know your from a small country. 1) 2 imported cases is a huge deal. 2) you get super excited when you hear your country mentioned like anywhere, for any reason.
I’m not a fan of fireworks either✊🏿It does sound like somebody’s doing a drive-by on the sky LOL
“Trump is more concerned with the Coronavirus as a PR issue rather than a pandemic.” BOOM! I need to save this quote!
#clareFlattery Thanks #trevornoah + #stevencolbert + #conanobrian + #johnoliver + #cnbc + #cnn + #youngturks for the #infiniteinsults of #politicalidiocy #saveyourpennies for the #infinitology of #snapchange kzhead.info/sun/aJZtZbtlemVqfY0/bejne.html
Do do dump is not concerned with the virus.
He's not concerned with the virus
It's funny how trump blames china for everything then goes and beg them to help him win a Second term
- Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) December 20, 2012 Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy! - fat chicks everywhere. - Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) October 14, 2011 I’m watching Olympic women’s hockey. It’s like lesbian porn. Without the porn. - Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) July 31, 2012 Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car! - Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) September 18, 2009
I love the law still churning out features bit. That was a good one whoever wrote that.
OK, so I gotta say, I watch every episode of these. I didn't watch your other show as much. These are hysterical. I love your little cut-scenes. OMG. too fun!!
“There’s no way to make this more of a joke!” - Trevor meets his challenge ha! @10:30
Do you remember when Trevor said that black woman cant be beautiful? It shows Trevor being Racist You have to look hard but its there kzhead.info/sun/f8uGYNZ_aKatoIk/bejne.html
@@pieroocchooa5837 see the whole video. It's a fucking joke. And listen to his words carefully. He said"All race are beautiful" other things like stereotypes is him saying what other people think
@@pieroocchooa5837 Lad, I hate to say this but you definetly took that one video Out-Of-Context
Piero OCCHooa you went to a lot of effort and still failed miserably with that one.
Piero OCCHooa oh yes, left wing African American Trevor Noah would be racist to African American women. It’s not like you took it out of context, right?
Im late , i thought it was already illegal to fire someone based on sexual orientation or gender identity
Unfortunately, no.
That's what I thought too
Me too. Who would have thought, right? Apparently a lot of people. They said it's NOW illegal to fire someone based on race, and I'm wondering why it even needs ro be said. I see now, it does.
Basically that's what the Supreme Court just said.
Seriously? The country has a real problem protecting LGBT+ people. I came out the day this happened.
"it's also weird that Trump thinks King Jong Un listens to CD's..... Dude he's the president of North Korea, the man listens to cassettes" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank You Trevor for helping us smile or LOL even in the mist of some bad news .
NY just made Juneteenth a state holiday. Offices, schools and colleges will be closed in observance 🙌
I kind of wish schools were still opened so people were forced to learn about it and participate.
@@goddessoflove4ever they will learn about it bc they will be off for "Juneteenth" they are then going to learn what it is and why they get yhe day off. Its a good thing. If they stayed in school it still wouldnt be talked about. Just like most of the other holidays nobody cares about that we never missed school for lol
matcha - hip hip hooray!🍾💃👌😍😁
@@goddessoflove4ever schools close with Christmas but we learn about that weeks if not months before.
Andrew Cuomo may not be perfect, but he's proving to be a hell of a good leader in a crisis. Kudos to him.
Kendrick Lamar said, "Reputation can't protect you if you never had one" I feel it was a message for Trump
I feel like this comment is peak cringe and you're not a smart person.
Glad your working from home and safe!!! Love in information and the fact your safe!!!!
3:32 and then I started crying
"as Republican as an AR giving a lecture on trickle down economics" 💀
The AR is getting a show on fox next week
I was never taught about juneteenth in American public school.
crc 9068 me either.
Tulsa massacre? Sundown cities? Rosewood (Florida), slave owners paid for loss of property due to change in federal legislation @ Emancipation Proclamation ($300 USD/ head claimed)- (freed persons receiving nothing)...the list is endless... PBS.org has a great free documentary “Slavery By Another Name”....Harriet Washington “Medical Apartheid “... you have to search & research for yourself for the truth...
My mother taught me about it..
@@resilience4lyfe331 and not one reparation dollar for the slaves, not one piece of land, not an acknowledgement of atrocities committed, but let 45 cause an economic problem for the farmers and businesses, they all get reparations.
I'm Black. I never learned any of this in public school. I never learned this in the college and I was a history major. Good thing I liked to read. I made a lot of recommendations to my college's library.
Duuuuude!!!!! I remembered the Ivanka scandal. Trevor called this shit wayyy before when the news broke. Bolton’s book confirmed his suspicions. Holy shit! Trevor Noah is good at this.
Trevor you're awesome. When everything seems wrong you make everything right with your insight and funny comments. Thank you for making me laugh
People shouldn't be discriminated against period. People are people , no matter looks, life choices, political preferences!
@Thank You You are afraid of LGBT, because you think the birth rate might decrease? Because of your "fear" and "thoughts" you want people to live a doctrine under which they are very uncomfortable? In the "land of the free"? You're the real enemy and people like you are the reason why the US are in such a bad state. The more walls you build, the more weapons you hold, the more unsafe and undesirable the US become. Look at it now from a distance - the USA under Donald Trump is a big JOKE and people suffer. How could you vote for such a big mouth?
"No-one would do such a thing. Speaking of no-one, President Trump...."
Remember how trevor, the clinton news network and the dems tried to warn the blm hoards and looters about no social gatherings so as to inhibit the spread of covid19? Ya Me neither
@@pieroocchooa5837 Your observation only furthers the legitimacy and bravery of the protesters, is that what you wanted to do? All the peaceful protests I've seen have been seas of masks and respectful aid, until the cops show up, beat and gas people while the white supremacists loot everything.
Uhhh the protests??!?!
@Temaghn O Murchada So I am a troll for pointing out the obvious double standards? Do you remember the time that Trevor was a racist and said there are no beatiful black women? Do you remember all the protests about that? Yup me neither kzhead.info/sun/f8uGYNZ_aKatoIk/bejne.html
@Temaghn O Murchada Here are some more double standards Few would claim that there is any anti Black racism in Jamaica. Jamaica has a 99% black population and is viewed as a black paradise. Jamaica's homicide rate for 2018 was 47 per 100 000 . The USA homicide rate for 2018 was 5 per 100 000 The number of people shot and killed by police in Jamaica in 2018 was 140 in a country with a population of 2.6 million or 0.54 per 100 000. The number of people of all races shot and killed by the USA police was 991 in a country with a population of 327 million or 0.003 per 100 000. Is this what the world is protesting about? Where is the free media on this? Are the cops really the problem? Where is the black lives matter on this? Oh they rather quiet there
The world is SHOWING us UNITY. Thank you.
Thanks, Trevor!
The new writer is killing it with the jokes. So funny
The new writer is funnier. The older writer made me sad.
Seeing all those people in Brooklyn marching for Black Trans Lives. Made me tear up. Love will win
Me too
Trevor, I love this show, you, your mind, your team, your work. In addition, I can't help but admire your collection of hoodies. You seem to have them in every color. :D Love it.
Howzit Trevor. Im from South Africa and super proud of your success. I love watching your show because you are crazy funny and because you are always on point on important issues as well. Irrespective of the fact you not broadcasting from your studio, your segment is still very entertaining and informative. Keep up the great work man. God bless. Ashwin (South Africa)
To be honest, I'd never heard of Juneteenth until this year...but I'm glad I know of it now. :)
There's no live audience and this man ks still funny 🇿🇦
God bless you Trevor Noah!
Thank you, Mr. T. You are a breath of fresh air in an otherwise methane-filled world. Cheers, from SE Asia.
Why China goes hard on the new outbrake? Well after what happened last time can you blame them. People are suppose to learn from the past, not continue to just ignore the problem.
Like America? Lol 😆
Agreed, it won’t hurt to be a little bit overreacting when it comes to epidemics
btw till now only several streets and communities were under lockdown, city’s pretty much still functioning
“Full-time ‘Got Milk?’ ad, Bolton” lmaoo
Just wanna say one thing I luv ur work. 🙏❤️
My lockdown (rep. of Ireland) ends this Wednesday, and i'll be going back to work. Thanks for all the laughs Trevor, was much needed 😊🍺👍