Jon Stewart on Israel, Trump Trial & Klepper on Kristi Noem's Disastrous Book Tour | The Daily Show
Jon Stewart gives updates on the media coverage of Trump’s hush money trial and Biden’s decision to halt sending weapons to Israel, while Jordan Klepper weighs in on RFK Jr.’s brain worm, Kristi Noem’s book tour from hell, and Trump once again violating his gag order. #DailyShow #Comedy #JonStewart #jordanklepper
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I live on a farm, I brought home a pitbull that killed two chickens, tried to attack my goats, and then chased my cats and almost killed one. Believe it or not. I just took a deep breath, didn't shoot the dog, and leash trained her around all the animals for 5 months. She is now the sweetest dog who takes sun naps with the cats and gets along with all the animals. The "well that's just the way things work on a farm" is just the words of a terrible animal trainer who has no time to deal with difficult situations. Can someone like that be a leader?
The near universal condemnation of Kristi Noem has restored my faith in humanity by about 12%
Don't let your hopes soar above that.
@RHCole You do know that if Trump killed a dog, the GOP would then support killing dogs. There goes your 12% 🙂
Dogs Welcomed - People Tolerated - & Kristi Noem neither welcomed or tolerated
... let's see how many brain worms we find 😂
12%??? your to gracious
Tim Scott should be thrown out of the running. He just admitted to not being willing to follow the laws of this country. What is wrong with people?
Slimy Ted high fiving that guy with one hand while pocketing a check from the gun lobbyists with the other. It doesn't get anymore slimy than that.
Wow! I had to watch it a second time to see that 🫢 - man… sadistic 😮
Jon Stewart is the GOAT. Great having him back.
Jon Stewart must be protected at all costs. As the GOAT keep him away from that Kristi "Annie Oakley" Noem woman!
Then he better stay away from Kristis gravel pit, Noem sayin'?
4 real mon
Klepper and Stewart are the best two hosts... I would watch them ALL DAY!!! Klepper for full time host!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can’t she be arrested for animal abuse? Aren’t there laws protecting animals? Citizens, please do not vote for people like this. Really check out candidates before voting!
Puppy killer needs to be put in prison for animal abuse!! And please don't give or sell her another animal, it might have a bad day!
She was feeling her oats that day, decided Trump would like to see how far she'd go, so she added the "family goat", and 2 "old" horses. All the men employees decided to make themselves scarce so she wouldn't side eye ~them.. (this is actually part of the book!)
Kristi is cra cra, Noem sayin"???
@@merannicuill6435bringing Trump into that situation is insane
Probably past the statute of limitations?
@@Michael.of.Barrett Kristi Noem is a statue of limitations.
Did we ever think we would be hearing all this weird events in our lives? Sometimes I feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone.
U R
Rod Serling would be scared of this😮.
Be sure to check out a TZ episode from the’60’s called ‘He’s Alive’. Rod Serling saw it coming.
alternate universe, right?
I couldn't agree with you more and I'm old
Sociopaths don’t experience empathy or genuine emotions. They just learn to pretend to seem normal. Sometimes though their deficiencies are glaring. For example when Noem murdered her puppy, wrote about it in her book, and had no clue why anyone would think that’s sadistic. Kristy Noem is obviously a sociopath. Quite possibly a full on psychopath. Her basement and the rest of her property should be searched. Make sure there’s no unmarked graves or torture rooms with her current victim locked up missing some toes and an eye gouged out.
Krusty Gnome is obviously at least a sociopath, and possibly a full on psychopath, she should never be considered for any office!
Doubt she has dead bodies of people buried in her basement tho. That said, I don't think she'd have any qualms or regrets if she were to shoot a human.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 not over thinking 🤔? From a fellow over think person to another.
@@CLee-hx8mx not really. Obvious evidence, facts, and simple logic. Sprinkle in a basic understanding of ‘people’ and it’s probably the easiest conclusion I’ve made today.
Sociopaths only act on a "transactional basis." If you have something they want, they'll say and do whatever they have to in order to get it, then you're of no use they ditch you like a bad cheeseburger. They don't seem to have real feelings and don't understand them terribly well either, only how to manipulate others. Noem is a very dumb narcissist, I think, more than a sociopath. But I can think of one person offhand who acts like that.
" You people are F*cking children...!" .... "That came out wrong" ...... Erm.... Matt Gaetz...? ....? Erm really - I think it was perfectly delivered- I mean.. you know...
Roy Moore was the first to come to mind.
Jordan Klepper, I'm going to sue you. I laughed so hard, I think I broke a rib.
"That poor magazine. Hasn't print media suffered enough?" 😂🤣😂🤣 That broke me, man.
THIS is why the Daily Show is the best!! Politics in America is _literally_ so crazy that if you tried to take it seriously you'd have an aneurysm
Jon trolling the bromance handshake/high five was too funny. I love this man.
Kristi Noem is living in a Tales From The Crypt episode where Cricket gets her revenge from beyond the grave.
I hope so.
Go edgar allan poe!
Pet Sematary ftw!
“Nobody violates my gag order 11 times in a row. Nobody…” -judge of Trump trial
She shot a puppy, a goat, 3 horses, and lied about meeting the North Korean dictator. She's perfect for Trump!
As long as she stays true to form when Trump starts misbehaving 😈
Must've been skinny I guess🧐🎩
America is insane. This is our future and Im terrified.
Same… Sad thing is, the future was decided a long time ago. Eisenhower and JFK tried to warn us ☹️
This is not your future. It's your present.
This is why, once my daughter graduates college, I'm looking at other countries to live.
Even the Onion couldn't have come up with these ridiculous stories!
Don't vote for these clowns and tell your buddies not to. Vote for someone who has a high moral code and won't run the country into the ground.
Moving forward, there needs to be a prerequisite for would be candidates to sign an agreement to accept the election results as they are announced and ratified. If you don't sign, YOU CAN'T RUN!
yes. It's sad that a lot of changes need to be made to make sure that behavior is right and true to the constitution, even though they pledge that!
But what if there is election fraud in the future. Your saying it's not possible?
As a dad I've protected my kids AND loved my animals.
Now, I guess folks are asking “but are you a farmer though?” 😅😅😅😅 (sorry… just jokes… literally too much going on… i dunno who is a a bot and who is a real boy, who is Eric and why does he accept this treatment… like… I dunno what is happening now - soooooo crazy 🤪)
I think that’s Teds first ever high five, he looks so excited and awkward!
I'm surprised we didn't hear a wet smack from his sweaty hands.
@@mikeydildos😅😅😅😅😅😅
4real mon
he performed it left handed to the other dude's right.
You just witnessed the closest moment Ted Cruz has ever come to making a friend. 😂
Noem killed the puppy out of anger... She said that exactly in her book.
I just can’t imagine how someone can do that😮. I realize I am biased as a woman - because I’m extra horrified that a woman did that😮😢
Cricket attacked chickens, so she kills Cricket because he's a bad hunting dog. This makes no sense.
She’s a psychopath. “No person or animal Krosses Killer Kristy and gets away alive”
@@alexjordanofficial1116 Being a psychopath is unisex lol
Heartless hag!!!😢😢😢😢
Kristi!!!! The title of your book is so appropriate. For you, there is definitely no going back! You blew it chick!!
Krist's needs to be EXPELLED now 😤 with lots 😤 of others 😮
R.I.P. Cricket 🐾
He lives on in Always Sunny!
Tim Scott shook his head “No” twice…as he tried to not say No. His BODY LANGUAGE said “NO”.
imagine Tim Scott as V.P. Negotiating . He clearly is a great politician with great communication ability. The kind of person who we need to speak for our country
Exactly! I caught that also.
My country is crazy. These people can't even answer a yes or no question.
This woman should not be allowed anywhere near guns nor animals nor operating vehicles, heavy machinery, social media , or any jobs where authority is involved.
She DEFINITELY should not be allowed within 50 yards of any children, EVER!
She should be jailed for animal cruelty
@@carmensaavedra1096 absolutely
Why? She isn't a felon. The animal she shot she owned, so only her opinion matters. Operating vehicles or machinery on the road already requires a license, and if she is on private land she can drive anything she wants, and you shouldn't have different requirements for different people. Gatekeeping all social media with legislation is literally a free speech violation. And if you have a job with authority, you likely are competent in that field, otherwise the business would fail. Every part of your comment is wrong.
She's ANOTHER bobert 🧟 !
No one makes me laugh more than Klepper.
T. Scott refusing to answer Yes or No is a classic example of why people have no respect for politicians.
disgusting
This disgust me. As service members we don't have that luxury. At the end of the day our commander and chief is our commander and chief be it a Democrat or Republican.
@@kingfishlou "In"
I read that less as a politician not wanting to be honest, but as a blatant statement of intent, regardless of what Americans want or think about it. So ... remarkably straight forward & honest statement of intent, by comparison.
He's a traitor, its actually pretty simple.
Hey, Kristi, Donald has bad behavior too. He is also untrainable and aggressive. Protect our children!
😂😂
If Trump is elected we will have anarchy in the USA
@@AlonsoPuente-si6rs Ask Kristi, maybe she can help. Trump is a crooked dog. 😁
Great comment. 😂😂
Hahahaha😂hahaha😂😂😂😂
Tim Scott’s answer is terrifying. He does not speak for the who we vote for. We do. He doesn’t get to say who we will choose. We do. He doesn’t decide the future. We do
I wish this were true, but we wouldn't be in this position if we chose who to vote for.
Scott will be next under the bus. Career over. He does it with glee to everyone. Adios useful idiot.😂
And who voted for Tim Scott? We as citizens sure seem to make poor choices in who represents us... Just saying.
Nice try, but unless "we" is the corrupt and outdated electoral college...
@@Michael.of.BarrettUncle Tom Scott was appointed to the US Senate by Nikki Haley in 2013. Uncle Tom then won reelection as an incumbent.
Proves just how low the expectations are for ted cruz.
As a man I choose the dog.
For what exactly?
To hold office.
Sit/Stay 2024!
@@guineapigzed so this is a play on the current trending woman walking through the woods who comes upon either a man or a bear and she would have to choose which one is less of a threat to her the trending answer being the bear because men are more threatening. So this is my clever take on that with the woman shooting her dog in the face in the Gravel Pit in this scenario I am the woman choosing between the lady with a gun at the Gravel Pit or the dog and my clever satirical answer is that I choose the dog instead of getting shot in the face because this woman doesn't think I am quote trainable
@@guineapigzed I hope this explanation has helped you get the joke.
Jordan Klepper , thank you so much.
Klepper is my favorite of the non-Stewart, non-Noah options. In fact, he is right up there with them. Great delivery.
Who are these queens who are always standing behind 45, scowling as if they have to carry shovels wherever they go?
These GOP supporters are soooo crazy!
Ignorant and brainwashed. GOP supporters are the most easily manipulated people. Sadly the GOP is more than willing to take advantage.
So grateful that Jon Stewart is back!
Scott's answer was clear, he just spelled out "no" with a whole lot of letters that aren't in the actual word. The response to that shouldn't be to ask him a second time, but to simply be like "Noted, that is a 'no' from you. Moving on to our next topic or guest..."
there is a video online where dutch journalists roast a trump appointed ambassador who is being roasted on the grill. Keep poking the bear, i agree
Yes that was really funny, Klepper. Really funny.
@@josvercaemer264explain.
@@dylanjwagner keep asking the akward/ obvious question. Don't be content with the political deflection away from the truth
This segment is just… I’m @ a loss for words and I’m usually able to come up with something. Thank you sooo much!
Absolutely brilliant right?!😂❤
it has to be mentioned once in a while, how absolutely funny Stewart still is after all these years. He's a truly living and very alive legend.
Great job reporting on Noem's and Trump's embarrassing misconduct!
I was watching the dog killer on Face the Nation when my dog grabbed the remote and put on the movie All Dogs Go to Heaven.
We missed you John
"Condomless" is how he ended up with Marla and Tiffany!
His first thought when Marla said she was pregnant, was let's abort. He didn't want Melanoma to have children, because it would ruin her figure.
@@zoe6723, Exactly! Ewwwwww
I feel sorry for any of his children. They didn't ask for him to be their father. I can't imagine what it must be like.
The missionary joke was hilarious, not like the doggy devil position. Lol
„… don‘t tell us any more!“
Why isn’t the follow up question is “Do you stand by your pledge to the US Constitution?” He has to say yes. Then, repeat the question.
Didn’t he when he was president?
@kutliks on a few occasions he has stated he will rewrite or change the constitution, specifically Dec 4, 2022. Imagine a US candidate or former president stating openly and with no nuance that he will rewrite the constitution.
No problem they don't have any brains
@@uncertainscientist I bet the only one he will keep is the 2nd amendment. That is the only one he knows. Still has yet to figure out free-speech. Same as his supporters.
@@uncertainscientist dicktater for a day!
Joe Biden is a man with principle and character. Look at the alternative.
He has open skeletons in his closet, none of these men are. Power corrupts
@@erolegarioThat doesn't even make sense. What did he do?
@meganbarber3599 Exactly how does that fact not make sense? Joe has been in politics for decades and has a pile of direct facts behind his actions. Trump and Biden are easy. They have long documented records.
@@erolegarioit is not a both sides issue. Trump loves dictators like Putin and wants to remake the U S as an authoritarian country like his Slavic buddy's country.
Biden is a man who has a line. It's way, WAY too low, but it exists. As usual, all the Dems are willing to offer is the absolute bare minimum.
I’m not going to discuss about my meetings with world leaders. But you didn’t have a meeting. 🤪
RFK,Jr. is a disgrace to his father's legacy and the Kennedy name.
That's not saying much jfk is rated as one of the most over rated presidents but go on.....
Yet, he has so many supporters. The conspiracy nuts love a conspiracy nut candidate.
@@TRUTHorFEARno he isnt 😂 you just made that up 🤣
@@TRUTHorFEAR Actually, polls show that you pulled that out of thin air, scientists say
@@TRUTHorFEAR where can I see that rating?? I'd like to see the list
About the puppy killing. I bet she put it in there because trump doesn't like dogs.
That's all we need to know about him. Anyone who doesn't like puppies is EVIL
@@ileneplantone3817wow incredibly astute logic
Even he asked " What is wrong with her? Why would she do that?"
@@poindextertunesIt actually is. I don't trust people who don't like dogs but I trust a dog when they don't like a person. Animals can sniff out evil better than people can.
@@poindextertunesbtw don't act as if you are in any way " superior" in logic to others just because you can toss passive aggressive insults at strangers. It only proves that you are childish and have a need to " one up" people even if only in your imagination.
He should have been in jail for a couple of years now awaiting trial for his crimes
I never was a person who voted by a party line, until now. I truly hate the current Republican Party! BUILD A BETTER AMERICA. VOTE BLUE!
It's just sad. Using fear to manipulate idiots.
"Hasn't print media suffered enough" 🤣🤣🤣 Great line.
Jon Stewart is a national Treasure!
This is why Jon came back!
Hi Everyone! Stewart for president!
I'd vote for him. But he is too smart to want the job.
Yeah I would vote for him! Or maybe Lawrence O'Donnell for president. We need someone who tells the truth
Jordon really made me laugh out loud several times.
Senator Scott is a shamless uncle Tim.
Tim ? I think that you mean " Tom".
@@UnashamedCaliforniagirl JFC HIS NAME IS TIM. HOW DID SUCH A SIMPLE JOKE EVADE YOU?
I think your racism is showing
@@khammerly Virtue signal to someone else .No one is buying your tired old bull droppings.
As horrible as Noem's shooting the dog is, and I understand why it has been the main focus of the story, I think we're missing another part of the story. She was incapable of training a puppy. Most people would bring in a real dog trainer for help before things got out of control. She also evades her responsibility for her dog's actions. She was the one that gave the dog access to the chickens. I'm thinking killing the dog was about keeping poor cricket quiet. But this all speaks to her suitability for being a Congress person, let alone VP. Congress is like herding cats, and you can't handle one dog?
John Stewart should win the most journalist journalism award ever
except his job is to be funny.
Except that it's Jon, not John
@@daveyjones5702😢 0:09 0:09 😊😊 0:09 is the 😊😊 😢🎉🎉😢😊😢😢😊🎉😢😊🎉😢😊🎉😢😂😊😊😢😅🎉😢😢😢😊🎉aw😢😊😢😂🎉🎉
@@con9tessa😊😊🎉😊😊🎉😊😊😊😢😊😊
@@con9tessa yeah but then his name isn't stewart either, is it...
I'm gonna nerd out on this one... Silk and Satin are completely different things. Silk is a material, Satin is how a material is weaved. Therefore, you can have a Silk Satin... or a Cotton Satin... or a Polyester Satin, etc.
Thanks ive always wanted to know that
I hope Jon stays on on Mondays and Jordan takes over the rest of the days. That way they can add Friday again! 😊
Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊
Spoken like a perfect Uncle Tim!
Reminded me of Jordan Klepper’s interviews at the Trump rally 😹😹
Noem has now lied about a meeting with French Pres LOL
she is now a proven liar, so Trump will probably want her. as VP. I saw when she kept saying "I have met with many world leaders". I call BS.
The Jake Tapper and Dana Bash joke is out of this world, best thing I’ve heard in a while
I'm having flashbacks of a white Bronco 🥴
I mean, it is more like the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, in several ways. I just feel sorry for kids who learn about s*x, this way. They certainly said too much, back in the 90's. The internet didn't cheapen America, we were always skeezey.
Solid Gold 🏆 🏆 👌 👏 ✨️ 🏆
12:55 - 13:45 This moment... With follow up joke from Jordan is FANTASTIC! Whomever wrote that joke - BRAVO!
Love Jordon Klepper!!!
Jordan Klepper... You are hilarious!!!
I swear, the Daily Show writing team is the most talented comedy writing team anywhere
To be fair, the goat was a terrible hunter. I hear Billy kept eating the prey.
"how to not answer a question 101" at harvard.
My new Tee honoring Stormy - “NUBBIN TO SEE THERE!”
Perhaps The judge should consider another deterrent for continual breaking the gag order - Shaving Donny’s Head.
perfect.
I imagine in order to do it you'd need goo-b-gone rather than a razor
Kristi has a plan for Seniors - High-rise Nursing homes and gravel pits. Said Gnome, “They won’t require elevators, so there’s that!”😎
For, "Bad Behavior", " Less Than Worthless", "Untrainable", "Aggressive", "Protecting My Children And Protecting My Children From A Dangerous Animal"... If I was Donald Trump I'd be watching my back real close.
I bet the people of South Dakota are really proud of their Governor.
many are probably cringing..hard.
Kristi Gnome also lied about a planned meeting with France's president, Emmanuel Macron, a claim that the French government roundly denied.
Oh my gosh this was so funny. Great going Jon
This is funny …. But Seriously and Sadly … these are the leaders that we have to choose from ….😖 WOW … what a “democracy”….
RfK jr. is way better than a lot of the candidates that they have trotted out in front of us.
@@bretbonner 🤪🤣🤣🤣
We've fallen so far when elected government employees can't even say they will accept the results of our elections..
"No wonder RFK cares so much about climate change, he's legally a thermometer "
Rabbi Trump! Lol
should have asked Tim Scott if he was spineless. See if he knows how to answer that question.
He would probably just shake his head with a blank expression on his face.
or like someone said in another reply, she should have said "ok, noted that the answer is 'no' " He meant no, or at least "it depends"
They don't believe in dancing??? There are two different flavors of Islam. Iran on one side has a long history of dancing and on the other side, dancing is prohibited. Iran is on the dance side and Saudies are who forbid dancing. Our refusal to understand these important differences have cost us plenty and will continue to do so if we refuse to get just a little more granular in our studies.
Flavors?? Please...
@@suzanneyoung1729 All tastes are aquired.
They also forgot to mention but she also shot three horses.. Dad please come soon we need you
Re: Kristi Noem shooting her dog: "That is not acceptable, until Trump does it". That pretty much sums it up.
It’s so easy to make fun of GOP especially Ted Cruz…
Who is protecting the children from Kristy Nome🤔
"He's legally a thermometer." Front runner for best joke of 2024, I am dying! XD
How refreshing to listen to Jonś joking about the serious which is better to do today than all the garbage you hear and see in the government & world.
Maybe she was planning to serve Cricket for dinner when she met Kim Jung Un.
You need to scan the QR code to get the pj's material.
I watch the pjs every nite😂😂 with some social commentaries 😂 hilarious
Thanks Jon and Jordan, keep it up Jordan, and keep making us smile 🙂
Klepper is Top ten voice in the us. I think anyways