The Fish is the Ultimate Weapon: Chivalry 2

2022 ж. 1 Шіл.
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Chivalry 2 is out NOW with 40% off Steam and its biggest free update yet: the Tenosian Invasion, featuring horses, 4 new maps, and much, much more. wehy.pe/y/1/Valefisk
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  • Check out Chivalry 2 here: wehy.pe/y/2/Valefisk

    @Valefisk@Valefisk Жыл бұрын
    • How 22 hours ago

      @DiscardedEmber@DiscardedEmber Жыл бұрын
    • This was JUST POSTED

      @DiscardedEmber@DiscardedEmber Жыл бұрын
    • @@DiscardedEmber ??? This video's been out for 3 days

      @RandomTomatoSoup@RandomTomatoSoup Жыл бұрын
  • It’s not a fish. It’s a pike.

    @albusvoltavern4500@albusvoltavern4500 Жыл бұрын
    • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      @defective7340@defective7340 Жыл бұрын
    • Goddamn, that was a good pun

      @jakeking974@jakeking974 Жыл бұрын
    • this has no right being this funny oml

      @ericsternquist4655@ericsternquist4655 Жыл бұрын
    • All the swordfish were already used

      @chugachuga9242@chugachuga9242 Жыл бұрын
    • Damnit that's good

      @DiscardedEmber@DiscardedEmber Жыл бұрын
  • Damn, the sequel to SEGA bass fishing looks lit.

    @Tom.Vavirka@Tom.Vavirka Жыл бұрын
    • New DLC map idea: the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid

      @ravenshade266@ravenshade266 Жыл бұрын
    • I think you misspelled PRO SEGA PRO BASS FISHING PRO PRO

      @bonogiamboni4830@bonogiamboni4830 Жыл бұрын
  • I like how when a game comes out on epic it kind of doesn't exist until it comes out on other platforms. It's kind of the equivalent to a pre-release date versus the actual release date LOL

    @togglefire3537@togglefire3537 Жыл бұрын
    • As it should be.

      @OneBiasedOpinion@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
    • @@OneBiasedOpinion 🤣🤣🤣 sooo trye

      @togglefire3537@togglefire3537 Жыл бұрын
    • As it should be

      @ImNotFine44@ImNotFine44 Жыл бұрын
  • Can’t believe chair fencing isn’t a common way to duel

    @ivgorm9365@ivgorm9365 Жыл бұрын
  • I make barrels for a living, so when I tell you that your character is a God among men the way he's able to pickup, run, and throw that barrel, I know what I'm talking about.

    @spacefonz949@spacefonz949 Жыл бұрын
  • they should make a 'highlight teammate' option, or maybe an outline, just for Vale

    @selectionn@selectionn Жыл бұрын
  • 'If you use fish as your weapon you shall not fear the result of a thousand battles' 'All warfare is based' Sun Tzu

    @yourmanjimbo1302@yourmanjimbo1302 Жыл бұрын
  • Can't believe I missed the opportunity to throw fish with the bois

    @Virtrial@Virtrial Жыл бұрын
  • Honestly don't know how Vale isn't a member of ZF with gameplay like this lmao

    @camo_kamikaze1598@camo_kamikaze1598 Жыл бұрын
    • Think the world would implode, it was bad enough when they played stellaris together in the spiffing brit vid 😂

      @W1NT3RS69@W1NT3RS69 Жыл бұрын
  • The amount of “oops” as they kill teammates is insane

    @jiggityjack8113@jiggityjack8113 Жыл бұрын
  • Now he needs to play one those bass pro shop fishing games. They have some pretty funny voice lines. My favorite is how your character will continually say "bite it" in a mildly annoyed tone when the fish is near your bait.

    @dylaneagen880@dylaneagen880 Жыл бұрын
  • That deadliest catch joke was top tier

    @Isgonesomewhere@Isgonesomewhere Жыл бұрын
  • Shlumpy is my favorite character from the Valefisk Cinematic Universe (VCU) i can't wait for Shlumpy No Way Home to come out.

    @gazowanemleko8507@gazowanemleko8507 Жыл бұрын
  • *Vale isn't torturing his friends* Me: **Thanos Impossible.gif**

    @shamsquatch9980@shamsquatch9980 Жыл бұрын
    • This time he's just straight up killin' em.

      @wulfthemountaindragon5432@wulfthemountaindragon5432 Жыл бұрын
    • Debatable with all his team kills...

      @tetrasimplex3236@tetrasimplex3236 Жыл бұрын
  • Pov: what your teammates are doing while you're trying to push the cart

    @mastercheif978@mastercheif978 Жыл бұрын
  • I demand more Chivalry content, we need a Vale/Schlumpy 1v1

    @progamer1110@progamer1110 Жыл бұрын
  • the amount of throw shields is great

    @destructokeith233@destructokeith233 Жыл бұрын
  • damn, i remember when this game used to be an hl2 mod. cool to see how far they've run with it

    @meltyninjers@meltyninjers Жыл бұрын
  • Man, Vegans must HATE the fish canon!

    @B.anan.a@B.anan.a Жыл бұрын
    • *Fish canon* +30 attack vs. Vegans -5 intelligence +10 charisma

      @koelkastkkn@koelkastkkn Жыл бұрын
  • I actually really liked watching this game and was sad when it died in streaming

    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын
  • I want the bear Head (also. I grew up playing the mod. Glad to see this series still going strong.)

    @thomasquwack9503@thomasquwack9503 Жыл бұрын
  • Chivalry 2: the only game that lets you execute a man with a clay pot in the streets of Baltimore.

    @thesnassassn8521@thesnassassn8521 Жыл бұрын
  • When I think of fun and multiplayer, this is the kind of game that pops into my mind.

    @Arcaryon@Arcaryon Жыл бұрын
  • 4:07 He's literelly holding it like an RPG xD

    @JustanerOwO2001@JustanerOwO2001 Жыл бұрын
  • This video should be retitled “Valefisk kills his entire team”.

    @mistamemewide@mistamemewide Жыл бұрын
  • I love how after ankle biting Vale to death, Shlumpy got put out of his misery by a teammate in the background at 12:50 and nobody noticed.. man, RIP Shlumpy bro.

    @bugmoon1939@bugmoon1939 Жыл бұрын
  • You know the videos good when there is a Halo 2 reference in the first 5 seconds.

    @ShladTheTonkLover@ShladTheTonkLover Жыл бұрын
  • Schlumpy is my spirit animal

    @DwarfinCraft@DwarfinCraft Жыл бұрын
  • it's almost like he's a real human being when he's not torturing people!

    @buddysaccount@buddysaccount Жыл бұрын
  • Shlumpy the real mvp here

    @garrettfrieze3935@garrettfrieze3935 Жыл бұрын
  • Dope, I was just binging your stuff last night.

    @EmperorSquidysChannel@EmperorSquidysChannel Жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for the rocket propelled fish joke because without it “valefisk RPF” could mean something MUCH worse

    @faultofdaedalus2666@faultofdaedalus2666 Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine accurate medieval fighting games, like with plate armor being accurately fucking invincible, pikes being the most common weapon, and crossbows being op.

    @QuestionableBee@QuestionableBee Жыл бұрын
  • If the big fish is a fish cannon the small fish must be a fish pistol, a fishtol if you will

    @iharpo9292@iharpo9292 Жыл бұрын
  • The loaf of bread is a deadly weapon

    @ghavrilmelitene9718@ghavrilmelitene9718 Жыл бұрын
  • now that i know there'll be further Sega Bass Pro Fishing tutorials, i just have to subscribe to the Valefisk youtube channel

    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers@nearlyabsolutelybonkers Жыл бұрын
  • *insert "The Chair! Give 'em the chair!" meme here*

    @camo_kamikaze1598@camo_kamikaze1598 Жыл бұрын
  • A short valefisk video this can't be right

    @Runesmiths@Runesmiths Жыл бұрын
  • The Shoulder Mounted Shad is truly the greatest tool of war humanity has ever designed

    @Neotenico@Neotenico Жыл бұрын
  • RIP In Pasta for poor Shlumpy... Gone but not forgotten.

    @heartysquid@heartysquid Жыл бұрын
  • Bro did a sponser message like a normal intro Didn't even realize he was doin a sponser message lol

    @Daru_Tonbo_Sage@Daru_Tonbo_Sage6 ай бұрын
  • The horses added double the funny to the game

    @cojack1118@cojack1118 Жыл бұрын
  • The damage scales.

    @peash0ter610@peash0ter610 Жыл бұрын
  • Damn I woke up and England looks a lot different than how I left it 😂😂

    @MidgetMatty@MidgetMatty Жыл бұрын
  • oh my god, I remember the source mod of chivalry back in the day. What good times.

    @thomasquwack9503@thomasquwack9503 Жыл бұрын
  • praise the heavens and sponsored video valefisk can finally eat

    @carterbagvitch5964@carterbagvitch5964 Жыл бұрын
  • Yeah picked it up in the summer sale. Good game. Im amazed at the bugs still in the game, but eh it's casual fun with optional advanced manuevers.

    @cokeMONSTERps3@cokeMONSTERps3 Жыл бұрын
  • actually disappointed there wasn't more fish content :(

    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Жыл бұрын
  • I don't know why I never realised that Valefisk feels reminiscent of Sovietwomble

    @neverletthemusicstop@neverletthemusicstop Жыл бұрын
  • Medieval Fish Bashing simulator

    @exudeku@exudeku Жыл бұрын
  • there's always a bigger fish

    @empressredbird@empressredbird Жыл бұрын
  • Throwing a bigass rock for the kill? Sign me tf up

    @TheAstrobiologistOW@TheAstrobiologistOW Жыл бұрын
  • Now I understand why it's illegal to run around with fish in england

    @artkuzon2706@artkuzon2706 Жыл бұрын
  • Anybody else see Temod re-grow his arm at 8:05?

    @johnaluffigus7607@johnaluffigus7607 Жыл бұрын
  • Never ask a Brit if "this is England" because if the answer isn't "yes" it soon will be.

    @Zappygunshot@Zappygunshot Жыл бұрын
  • This is interestingest-most interesting thingy

    @user-cd4bx6uq1y@user-cd4bx6uq1y Жыл бұрын
  • Fishy tactics

    @franztheraccoon5973@franztheraccoon5973 Жыл бұрын
  • The last time I was this early, neanderthals were still around

    @jamesyap8364@jamesyap8364 Жыл бұрын
  • What a coincidence, Koifish just uploaded a video about this only 4 hours ago.

    @DargorShepard@DargorShepard Жыл бұрын
  • Team kills happen alot because your team likes to walk in front of your sword swings

    @altoid3453@altoid3453 Жыл бұрын
  • Looks like an object throwing simulator to me. I saw most of your enemy kill are from (fish) throw and team kill from your swing.

    @hikaritsumi2123@hikaritsumi2123 Жыл бұрын
  • Valefisk is the enemy in your team’s uniform

    @anotherfriendlyshikikan6960@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960 Жыл бұрын
  • Chivalry 2 looks dope

    @arivandiver7580@arivandiver7580 Жыл бұрын
  • I watched Blind CS:GO before this, and now it's really weird hearing Dom talk without commentating.

    @soot.mp3@soot.mp3 Жыл бұрын
  • So when we getting the rest of them quiz vids?

    @danredacted4630@danredacted4630 Жыл бұрын
  • wait I want a bear head for reasons

    @thomasquwack9503@thomasquwack9503 Жыл бұрын
  • You could also throw heads at people

    @nathanford2072@nathanford2072 Жыл бұрын
  • The fact that small fish is eaten raw and whole is concerning

    @GonSlapper@GonSlapper Жыл бұрын
  • Vale went soviet womble in this video

    @TheCat48488@TheCat48488 Жыл бұрын
  • i hope you make more more coh videos i really enjoyed watching the old ones, i watched every coh video like 5 times now

    @mr.murdoch6039@mr.murdoch6039 Жыл бұрын
  • Makes a game to torture his friends, makes a boardgame to torture his friends, and now rampant friendly fire and teamkilling? I'm starting to see a patern...

    @Niemandzockt@Niemandzockt Жыл бұрын
  • WHERE’S THE FISH!?! *is literally in front of him*

    @ghost_ship_supreme@ghost_ship_supreme Жыл бұрын
  • loved this vid man, fukin amazing m8

    @ericsternquist4655@ericsternquist4655 Жыл бұрын
  • ah yes. the fish as weapon. nice

    @magallansdronech.3515@magallansdronech.3515 Жыл бұрын
  • You should do ArmA 2 massive AI battles with hundreds of jets and APCs

    @burnthemall2359@burnthemall2359 Жыл бұрын
  • Rip Techno

    @jtyc1967@jtyc1967 Жыл бұрын
  • swordfish gameplay

    @roblaaa1845@roblaaa1845 Жыл бұрын
  • The tetanus from a rusty sword is just bonus poison damage.

    @suursuits7637@suursuits7637 Жыл бұрын
  • I once killed 3 people with a turkey in the same round

    @connorgraham3063@connorgraham3063 Жыл бұрын
  • Hey I was just wondering if you are planning on making any more Company of war criminals I mean company of heroes

    @stevelenox152@stevelenox152 Жыл бұрын
  • Where Can I join your Discord? Is there one for Fans?

    @LordNoBodys@LordNoBodys Жыл бұрын
  • Hey you should make your friends 100% castle crashers

    @woderp@woderp Жыл бұрын
  • There’s no collision detection though

    @chadsoucek4678@chadsoucek4678 Жыл бұрын
  • I would get this game, but I fear that id find some guy doing 4 consecutive faints, and it would piss me off. Like in Mordhau.

    @MaybeThatGuy@MaybeThatGuy Жыл бұрын
    • In my experience, nobody uses faints. It’s much better to just beat the shit out of your opponent as opposed to using tricky mind games.

      @thegreatporhumbo9100@thegreatporhumbo9100 Жыл бұрын
    • Feints are far less effective in this game since you can hold block. They're mostly to bait a counter attempt out of the enemy but doing that doesn't leave you at an opening if you catch it.

      @Kropolis@Kropolis Жыл бұрын
  • Pretty good game, yes.

    @DCGMatthew1@DCGMatthew1 Жыл бұрын
  • Thought this game a week ago never went over 100 players

    @mr.spleens7800@mr.spleens7800 Жыл бұрын
  • Valefisk if you ever get a chance could you play Starship Troopers - Terran Command? I feel like you would like it

    @vgmtyson6797@vgmtyson6797 Жыл бұрын
  • Chiv 2 medieval WWYEE simulator

    @intothevoiddonotsub.4984@intothevoiddonotsub.4984 Жыл бұрын
  • Putting the whalefish in Valefisk

    @voxvolhynia5400@voxvolhynia5400 Жыл бұрын
  • Oh no

    @crazywarriorscatfan9061@crazywarriorscatfan9061 Жыл бұрын
  • shlumpy mvp

    @atomspalter2090@atomspalter2090 Жыл бұрын
  • mordhau 3 is finally here

    @fourthknower9831@fourthknower9831 Жыл бұрын
  • looks a lot like mordhau

    @syrusalder7795@syrusalder7795 Жыл бұрын
  • Gives me some sovietwomble vibes

    @lknight1266@lknight1266 Жыл бұрын
  • dam what kinda rtx u using for tf2?

    @justwingingit8110@justwingingit8110 Жыл бұрын
  • It must of been exclusive for pc epic but you could play it on xbox

    @xthemeteortrx6589@xthemeteortrx6589 Жыл бұрын
  • Feesh or fish or toko wwe

    @fedoracat8726@fedoracat8726 Жыл бұрын
  • You should invite Shlumpy to play Crypt

    @TheWickedWizardOfOz1@TheWickedWizardOfOz1 Жыл бұрын
  • (Insert fish joke here)

    @nolmc@nolmc Жыл бұрын
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