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Still waiting on Joe Mongoose 2nd Annual Race
We need a second joe mongoose annual race
Good Video Valefisk!
You should try and pull off a real Arma OP. Shit would be fire
my favorite part of being a rat was running in a straight line for 10 minutes, swimming in a straight line for 20 minutes, and enjoying island life for 5 minutes before being rudely interrupted by an artillery shell. oh, and the lag
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57ok
The art of running
Makoto best girl
classic Arma experience
@@Guythethird1 the rat of running
When he said this is not the first time he tried it, I was 80% sure he had real life experience with something like this.
He doesn't? Well I am sure someday his patrons will hunt him down
Eighty?! 😂
He does
well yeah how else would the author of the original story get the idea?
I wouldn't even be surprised if he was.
Also, I meant to thank a certain rat (you know who you are) who wrote us the Camping Rat script. You're a great double-agent.
WE KNEW THERE WAS DOUBLE AGENTS 😂
that *rat* bastard
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God I love the discord
You and Mavi not knowing how a tail rotor nor a dual rotor setup on a helicopter works was amusing
the anti aircraft launcher was the best storyline in this video. truly worth an oscar nomination
Chekov's stinger
A tale of triumph and tragedy. A lost comrade and mentor, the man who avenged him, and that lone avenger's tragic death at the hands of a small paramilitary company hunting him as a training exercise.
@@kabobawsome Worthy enough for a 3 hour long epic film.
@@crizit9505This goes insanely hard for some reason.
Rip Jester and Alex
Truly an epic victory royale Also I'm gonna get that signed norton gift card framed, put it on my bedside table
will you actually use the norton 360? or will it be passed on?
It has to be passed on with story of his victory
hi proteinsalad
@@darthrak2067 Neither, I will not put someone through such a cursed fate
Congrats on the win, you truly did embody vietcong energy with your forest scampering.
I’ve been done so dirty by the Minecraft physics intro clip, never trust a Valefisk
where bloons
Lynx go back to eating Hawaiian pasta
Red Dead Redemption physics instead
Are you one of the losers that pays for this trash?
post video 👿
Reasons to give me a drivers license :)
Thank god mice are not legal as steering wheels
none, litterally none. for everyones sake DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN NEAR ANY VEHICLE, or bodies are gonna roll
@@NovelPond Wasn't that the point...?
did maivi even drive in this video? maybe the schizophrenia mobile was a hallucination in and of itself
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I know the whole point of these things is to be torture games, but I do think if the rats were given some sort of win condition (reach some location, kill some number of hunters, survive for some amount of time), and the hunters had some restrictions (limited number of lives, limited quantities of equipment) this could actually be a fun regular game mode.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Just giving the hunters limited lives would add so much tension.
Yeah, but that wouldn't have been fair to Maivi
The fact that hunters had infinite lives just ruined it
@@RenneVangr Make it so only PVP deaths use up lives
@@wheelmanvand barely any weapons lol
Out of all the rats, I think the most inspirational to me was NotMariolevi who, when faced with his imminent demise on the beach at 27:08, didn't even hesitate and decided he'd take both of his assailants with him using just five shots. Chad.
Not only that, but he also lured some of the hunters to him at 26:45, buying his fellow rats time
@@Totas_funnynumber I didn't even realize it was the same guy, guess his bravado wasn't just bravado!!
Wait, he killed both of them? I swore he only shot out the gunner before he died, that's amazing.
But also setting that whole thing up just in time for Candy to get a last second zoom in of him getting run over.
@@sentinel7672 If you look at the kill feed, they both are killed before he gets run over by the vehicle!
My literature class had us read this story, and then surprised us with a school wide nerf gun hide and seek that had grade point impact. Probably the most fun I’ve had in a long while all for a few points of extra credit.
well well well im not american but a lot of american schools have "nerf fights" just that its only some people that have the "nerf" guns
@@NIKO_duum Classic America!
@@NIKO_duum while I enjoy some edgy humor jokes, mass shootings are one of the smallest categories of gun violence in the states. Does remind me though of flawed statistics! My local (rural) area had shooting teams for high schools that they’d practice out behind the football practice field. If anyone reported it at any time it would be labeled as a school shooting regardless of intent as it was on school grounds.
Funny haha joke about a cultural misunderstanding is my favorite stupid thing I saw today@@NIKO_duum
@@jonathankahl63021 school shooting is too many.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Rick Bromley, the Sniper? I thought not. It's not a story Zeus would tell you. It's a Recon legend. Rick Bromley was a Sniper with a Prowler, so powerful and so wise he could use the Arsenal to influence the outcome of a mission. He had such knowledge of the Arsenal, he could even keep those who he loved from being lightning striked. The Arsenal is pathway to many loadouts some consider to be unbalanced. He got so many kills... the only thing he feared was crashing his prowler, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he gave his squadmate all his loadouts, then his squadmate killed him while he was AFK. Ironic: He could save others from Zeus, but not himself.
I've met the legend himself a time or two, and never without his trusty prowler in sight
bromley my beloved
I need a prowler
I have played many a public zeus game with rick bromley, he is heard but never seen. you know he is there when you reach the objective and everyone is already dead
@@itshttpoli323 god im going to rick
ProteinSalad's last stand had no right to be that intense. I was rooting for him the whole time.
When the missile hit the tree in front and he lived, I was somehow rooting for him to shoot vale out of the sky.
Man played on 10 fps and still managed to hold out that long. Legend
Vale went from psychologically torturing his patrons to straight up hunting them. This feels like one of those Crime documentary of a Psychopath.
After the youtube videos of 2018-2023 he then brought his most dedicated patrons "rats" as he called them, to an island, and proceeded to hunt and kill each and every one of them.
If you consider hunter's loses on money and lives, you could consider the rats won the battle to be fair
Pyrrhic victory.
The most amount of hunter damages somehow gravitated around Maivi by either her crashing something or getting mistaken as a hostile
I believe every hunter died before ProteinSalad did so yeah the rats 100% won that
They lost the battle but won the war.
Love how even in a video game, a technologically superior but overconfident smaller force almost universally fails at efficiently beating a larger group of underdogs
cowards for turning on the permanent rat map though
They may be superiorly armed, but they were no professionals
had i known the jeep was reloading i would have hopped in instead.
You managed to last longer than expected and waste their ammo
Oh boy, is Vale hunting his fans like wild beasts? There’s no way this won’t be amazing.
Everybody gangsta until he does the same in real life
@@dr_mafarioyt4313to make it a semi fun time it would probably be best for the fans to dress up in rat costumes, Like that guy who dresses up as a rat and pulls a giant pizza around a subway station (in New York I think)
So sad I only managed to fly the a-10 at night
the sound the A-10 made brought fear into the hearts of the rats
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57I came so far…but at what cost?
@@darthrak2067 That sound could drive fear into anyone, to be fair.
That was an insane kill count, Oath! Good work!
A-10s normally fly by night because it’s better cover under night. Enemy has to rely on electronics and guided weapons, cuz good luck hitting the low and slow boi when he comes in for a gunrun if you’re eyeballing it.
Can't believe the Rick Bromley enthusiasts were out in such force (I was one of them)
He’s a great man
It took me an hour to realize this was a Valefisk video and not an hour long true crime documentary. Which, now that they're written out, strike me as being synonymous.
Can't wait until the Olympics add this sport event in for the 2084 games
Rue: “I have been in your shadow for hours, Novel, yet you sensed NOTHING! Pathetic…”
Maivi dying to a bot is so funny man
I appreciate how you read the story, got to the part where the prey catches the hunter asleept at home and went "Oh, guess I'll just have to defend my base better when i do it"
in lynxs defense at roughly 29:50, shooting at someone under water is like shooting at someone on the other side of a concrete wall
Would've actually been much easier to shoot through a concrete wall with that gun
@@communistpotato3204Fifteen concrete walls How about that
Vale has really cracked this whole KZhead thing. At least a hundred people give him money & he hunts them for sport. It's incredible. I want a career like that.
I love the part where Maivi assumes she is hallucinating.
They may have gaslighted her a little too hard 😂
Good Soldiers Follow Orders
"I took 70% of my less intelligent subs" always a vibe when Vale insults his viewers and we still keep watching
I'm begging you go outside 🤖🤖🤖
His paying viewers, no less.
I love how Vale has been finding it harder and harder to find people to play games with because they are becoming wise to his tricks but the minute he says "come help me torture rats" he gets eleven people onboard
I was wondering when Vale would escalate to shipwrecking his friends and viewers on an island and hunting them down for sport. It's such a good content opportunity, very funny.
The design is very human.
Dexterion singing Bones in The Ocean as he dies is so iconic
I do think Vale forgot how "The Most Dangerous Game" actually ends
At no point did he say he was gonna follow the story 100%, lol. This entire video is for his entertainment, not a 100% recreation of the story
God bless, AL14EX. You stuck your tongue out in the face of the oppressors and for one beautiful moment you bested them.
The go cart guy at 13:00 was great, lol, incredible evasive maneuvers
It would be way more interesting if the hunters only had one life as well. It's not even the deadliest game if you can't die lol
Sat here thinking the same thing.
Yeah likes whats even the point? Part of the Deadliest games gimmick is that the prey can fight back, why even call it that if you respawn infinitely.
@@baron2062 omnipotence
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Yes, but then Maivi would have driven into a wall immediately and killed herself, Vale, and Lynx before they did anything Unlike the original story, the hunters aren't professionals with extreme map knowledge and superior physical abilities. Just some gamers with deadly toys.
Man did running over Mario feel good, totally worth dragging Jan with me
The swimming rat experience was truly painful. 10/10 will continue to waste money
I remember playing Taps on the clarinet for everyone in VC when we learned Freddy Fazbear was killed
All I’m saying is that if the hunter from “The Worlds Most Dangerous Game” was American instead of Russian, he would’ve been hunting the island with high explosive munitions instead of just hunting some random guy.
The worlds most dangerous game, but with a MARINE
@@nathanford2072as the hunter, or hunted?
Isn't it just _The Most Dangerous Game?_
@@commanderfoxtrotyeah you’re right, but I’m a stubborn bastard, so I won’t change it.
@@dominiccardenas3480 It would take like 3 seconds.
That anti aircraft launcher was the main character of this video
Rue should just be part of the gang at this point
Hey Vale, My friends and I played the inverted version of this, which we called Predator. One super armored and armed giga-chad with thermals, any gun they want, and the Zeus teleporting them around the map (with set distance from players), placing traps on escape routes. The players start with nothing, but the small island has some guns around with multiple escape routes available, but they need to be fixed/fueled/found. The people who escape win, and all the escapes had less than the total number of players being hunted.
Even with such a stacked setup, the rats would have won if the hunters didn't get to respawn. Because the hunters don't know to not look at their phones while behind the wheel. :D
General Zaroff only used a 22-caliber gun to make it more challenging. A gunship rocket is just a little bit larger than that, maybe...
Nah I don’t think so
When you’ve played too much Minecraft: “don’t worry guys I can just land in the water!”
Cope, Seethe, Malden
When the video first started I thought it would just be Vale hunting his friends for sport, nice of him to switch things up and let his friends help him hunt down his community instead
in the wise words of Rick Bromley "Zeus, where's the Arsenal"
Vale when Maivi runs out of ammo: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAN!!!!
"I'M THE BOLD ACTION MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
"DA DA DA DAA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA"
Watching the tracers rip maivie apart on the road was extremely funny
Ah yes... once again Vale puts the "laughter" back in manslaughter
"I thought: the water´s wet" - Lynx 2023 Never change Lynx, never change
She is right
I'd love to see somthing like this again. Maybe try making them all Emus and recreate the Australian Emu War. See if the Aussies were just bad. Or if you really cant win a Manuver War against birds that can run 30mph
Make sure the guns are really shit, like in real life.
@@MrGoldfish8 they had like *One* Technical. With a Lewis Gun
@@TheBuster0926 they had 2 lewis guns and the guns jammed every time.
An excellent experience as usual, well done mate, campaign for North Africa when?
Every time someone asks it's delayed by a month
@@user-iw1zz2en4k oh I know mate, just giving him shit for it lmao
Cool to learn that if I want to support one of my favourite content creators, I will face harrowing amounts of torture
"The World's Most Dangerous Game" was adapted into a film called _The Most Dangerous Game_ in the early 90's (if I'm not mistaken, may have been later) that's pretty great, in my opinion. Changed the settings to modern day in the middleof the wilderness, the wealthy Russians to some philanthropy CEO & co., and the sailors into a single homeless man lured in with the promise of a financial assistance program. Feels like the first Rambo at times, specifically the cat-and-mouse action in the woods.
It was originally a book from the 1920s that was later adpeted into a movie in the 1930s. either way the big different from the book and the movie you've described is that both charecters, the hunter and the hunted, are actually hunters, infact the protagonist was an American Big Game hunter with his buddy to hunt jaguars in the amazon before crashing. The Russian Hunter actually wanted the protagonist to join him as a fellow hunter but the Protagonist refused causing him to be a fellow hunted. The Book is more about the dynamic of hunting, if sport hunting is something we should keep doing or if it's just a barbaric act, using hunting humans as an example of how barbaric the act is. The Fact that protagonist is an hutner himself makes the movie and book much more interesting as it's not just some random guys hunting but are two proffesionals who knows each other tricks, in the book, the Russian Hunter actually admires the protagonist many times for his traps, as despite how grimm hunting another human is, he still see this as a game rather then what's actually going on, in the end The Russian Hunter actually keeps his word for freedom but the Protagonist challanges him to a battle to the death, mano a mano. it's very good
In my opinion (professional human hunt organizer) you should have given them handguns with two mags and three at mines each.
Return of the youtube bot attacks.
@@donovansshoes7462A never ending crusade
I cant get over "Alligator" "Metaphor"
As someone who made the mistake of picking norton as an anti-virus i really relate to those closing statements
The next step is to do the same thing, but then have super hunters whose are assigned to kill the regular hunters.
20:58 Rue got his revenge, unbelievable.
The Rick Bromley gang out in full force was the absolute best.
We could've made it if our 4th Rick Bromley hadn't lost connection mid way through the swim
You may not have won, but you became legends in my book at least.
Ah valefisk, a completely sane individual who 100% doesn't hunt the peasants for sport
If i got a nickel for every sponsor Vale had that started with "War-" i'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened thrice
Maivi, if you are somehow reading this, never touch a helicopter ever. Vale, also you. Never touch the helicopter ever again.
My dramatic reading of Sun Tsu amounted to nothing, I'm hurt Vale, offended, wounded even
"Are you crazy? You cannot beat artillery with a pistol. Pack it up, we're moving to Arizona." -Sun Tsu
You know, I have a wish that one day during one of these biased rat games that the game they're playing happens to be a rat(s) favorite/expert and has deep knowledge enough to turn the table and fight back and win. That would be hilarious beyond measure.
I really hope this vid does well so Vale has incentive to make more of these. This was such an enjoyable video from start to finish
This was honestly one of your best videos in a bit. Just so funny and chaotic. Should do something like this or the OpenTTD war again, both incredible concepts
Damn, this new Mr. Beast challenge looks hard.
If the rats didnt get pinged and you guys couldnt respawn it would actually be a cool mode. 15 highly geared players needing to kill 100 guys with pistols. Give them the abilty to lay IED's and find more/better weapons.
Maivi was not beating the stereotypes at the start.
"Bones In The Ocean" guy deserves more credit. Funniest rat, unquestionably. P.S. This video was very nice. The asides to follow a specific situation were cool.
Idk why but this whole segment from 39:05 to 40:05 is just absolutely hilarious, from the "Suit up Obama", the theme music playing everytime they're suiting up, Maivi saying she's got the hang of her car before sending it to the shadow realm and Lynx topping it all with "we've assembled a top crew"
Next time do one where the defenders get the cool toys as well. A peer vs Peer fight would be epic to see. I loved seeing that Osprey take off, such majestic creatures.
26:47 I aspire to be as confident as Mario lmao I love that Vale now has to resort to torturing his rats, because his own friends know he's going to torture them if they let him lol
and Mario killed 2 hunters before dying. He had the balls and skill to backup his bravado
*Maivi’s driving only confirms her egirl status.*
Would be interesting if the hunters actually had a lose-condition, like finite resources at base and finite respawns. Obviously that's not in the spirit of torturing rats, but what feels more like torture: thinking you have a chance to win and then having it be taken away, or knowing that you're going to lose eventually and just trying to outlive the others? Now that I've written it out, I think the true torture would be combining them. Do a similar thing to what you did in the video with simple vehicles in the first "round" and have the rats think that they just need to outlive your arsenal of SUVs, and maybe one Osprey, then when there's no more SUVs, you announce that the hunters will get reinforcements and start attacking from a second base with a lot more and dangerous gear.
Great video just with the hunters shenanigans but seeing the rats footage and point of view was bonus. So many storylines hope theres a season 2
I was so ready for you to say "special military operation" at 5:02
With Vale, there's extra emphasis on SPECIAL
27:02 Look, Gary, there I am!
My favorite bit about this whole video is that at 42:11, had Maivi (Is that how it's spelled?) not tilted back so far that she started losing a crazy amount of altitude, she would've fully been capable of offsetting the rotation and maintaining forward momentum without any knowledge on how to do so.
I've had an idea for a game mode like this since Arma 2, but instead all the players would be animals and the hunters would be actual hunters with just bolt action rifles. But I think this is even better. I'd love to see a lot more stuff like this.
I love that there was no way for the rats to win in this scenario at all. It's just a matter of how hard they'll be able to fight back before being exterminated
never expected an arma video out of you but now that it's here it's extremely on brand
Always fun when a new valefisk torture video releases
The most dangerous game is getting into a vehicle with any of these people.
I hope one day someone manages to conspire against Vale
"This is not knife-monopoly?!"
This has the same energy as fighting adolescent starved cripples in an arena, while decking yourself out in the best weapons and armour.
Ah yes, when the old age musket from the mid 1950's is replaced by a modern attack helicopter. Can't tell the difference.
38:30 This is the greatest plaaaaaan!
I really want something like this as a mod for the Hunter: Call of the Wild.
haha this reminds me of a thing we did in the early 2000s in halls on counterstrike... basically there was me and another guy who were actually good at counterstrike, and we got any residents who had a PC to install the game (all the bedrooms were hard wired to a lan, and counterstrike, actually halflife, has no copy protection). There was girls who had never played a computer game in their lives having their first game of counterstrike. It was 2 vs about 15 or so..... You could hear screaming down the corridor as some of them playing for the first time were cut down with bullets while they were still trying to figure out the buy screen. Pretty much everyone loved it and many of them eventually became good counterstrike players..... This was the days before making games exclusively for 'gaming' PCs was a thing - pretty much any potato PC could and did run counterstrike.
Allegory: I know how I'm spelled! Valefish: Alligator, take it or leave it...
18:24 Caught that OneyPlays reference! These Patrons of yours are certified deranged, well curated Vale.
Thank god i wasnt the only one that picked that up
god the warthog run on proteinsalad’s last stand goes so hard
My favorite reoccurring character from the Arma cinematic universe is Rick Bromley. Also Rick Bromley is someone who plays in public Zeus lobbies all the time. He gets around.