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I Destroyed My Friends' Computers

Valefisk
2024 ж. 31 Қаң.
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THE MAPS:
DB: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Spooky Forest: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
MirrorMaze: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
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Patreon: / valefisk
Twitter: / valefisk
Twitch: www.twitch.com/valefisk
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  • Go to expressvpn.com/Valefisk and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free!

    @Valefisk@Valefisk3 ай бұрын

    • by scabbing off someone's family plan, I'm at 36 months and counting

      @TheLemonyOne@TheLemonyOne3 ай бұрын

    • May i ask,why did you private this before? Copyright strike or something..?

      @greenblood6859@greenblood68593 ай бұрын

    • So what happened?

      @luckycobble935@luckycobble9353 ай бұрын

    • why reupload?

      @djpronic@djpronic3 ай бұрын

    • Did you forget the express vpn link or something before you privated the video? Privated

      @mixednarwhal@mixednarwhal3 ай бұрын

  • - be Valefisk - upload proof of insanity - takes it down - changes name (?) - puts it back up - leaves

    @gentleseal1778@gentleseal17783 ай бұрын

    • I honestly thought I was going insane lol, thank goodness I'm not the only one

      @nerdlord8958@nerdlord89583 ай бұрын

    • i remember seeing it yesterday and then going to watch it later and it disappeared

      @Ash_was_here._.@Ash_was_here._.3 ай бұрын

    • I saw it but it was gone when I clicked on it

      @KewlDude9311@KewlDude93113 ай бұрын

    • Oh, I just thought I was seeing a patreon-only video for some reason. When I clicked it - It had said the video was private

      @Exbedio@Exbedio3 ай бұрын

    • It died on me mid watching it for me.

      @Xaintrix@Xaintrix3 ай бұрын

  • "I had to choose three colors outside of the current palette" -proceeds to select the three worst looking colors he could

    @alexpier7110@alexpier71103 ай бұрын

    • Of course, what other colors would he choose?

      @Fillername-uc8wl@Fillername-uc8wl3 ай бұрын

    • @@Fillername-uc8wlgrayscale colors, they all look nice

      @moonrain6184@moonrain61842 ай бұрын

    • So black, white, and blacker​@@moonrain6184

      @molassesman4066@molassesman40662 ай бұрын

  • i will never forget the mirror realm

    @Candybust@Candybust3 ай бұрын

    • Something to reflect on

      @liamparker8813@liamparker88133 ай бұрын

    • When the abyss stared back

      @michaeljohn7275@michaeljohn72753 ай бұрын

    • Did you get a new microphone @Candybust?

      @Silverwolfe3198@Silverwolfe31983 ай бұрын

    • Some say you never left

      @DeathToRain@DeathToRain3 ай бұрын

    • Hewwo

      @greenkitty1@greenkitty13 ай бұрын

  • I'm still waiting for the second annual Joe Mongoose race

    @laurivirtanen8636@laurivirtanen86363 ай бұрын

    • We did it, and it didn't work sadly. Shame too, the prize was one of my feet pics.

      @Valefisk@Valefisk3 ай бұрын

    • @@Valefisk Didnt work as in something broke in the game or was it just boring or something?

      @darklight5815@darklight58153 ай бұрын

    • Same

      @geo-fry6372@geo-fry63723 ай бұрын

    • We need anwsers

      @Richard-nc7gh@Richard-nc7gh3 ай бұрын

    • @@ValefiskRune it back, Vale.

      @jojo_sanders5342@jojo_sanders53423 ай бұрын

  • Next time I should hide from Vale and seek professional help

    @AChamber@AChamber3 ай бұрын

    • After hearing your riveting rendition of space oddity, I have but one question: do you take requests?

      @TastelessTrees@TastelessTrees3 ай бұрын

    • Next time, YOU should design something terrible and make HIM play it

      @ooc329@ooc3293 ай бұрын

    • And by professional help, you mean a member of your nation's special forces, right?

      @ReallyRealBenMills@ReallyRealBenMills2 ай бұрын

  • Idea for a game to actually destroy your friends’ computers: make a basic pvp shooter that every time you die, the game starts a junk task that takes up a decent amount of CPU. The more you die, the more fps you lose, the worse it gets until your computer absolutely cannot take it. Bonus points if you don’t tell your friends and they have to figure it out as their game gets slower and slower.

    @samreid6010@samreid60103 ай бұрын

    • that deserves more upvotes. That is such a Valefisk thing to try. Playing game but when you lose your computer actually dies more and more. Game over for good when you crash, never in game

      @maciejbala477@maciejbala4773 ай бұрын

    • Don’t even need the extra task just cap the frame rate ever lower. That would be more reliable.

      @BobGoldfield@BobGoldfield3 ай бұрын

    • @@BobGoldfield well no, the point is to make the computers shit themselves. I want someone’s pc to turn off due to overheating

      @samreid6010@samreid60103 ай бұрын

    • ​@@samreid6010at that point is just malware

      @Dustwj842@Dustwj8423 ай бұрын

    • @@Dustwj842 do you the Vale is above putting malware on his friends and patrons’ computers?

      @samreid6010@samreid60103 ай бұрын

  • Wow, I haven’t seen that Video before

    @yunis5097@yunis50973 ай бұрын

    • Definitely new

      @themusicman5636@themusicman56363 ай бұрын

    • Totally not here yesterday

      @tacotaco288@tacotaco2883 ай бұрын

  • Lynx Stole That Win From Me

    @Solll0@Solll03 ай бұрын

    • Unlucky

      @LynxHylix@LynxHylix3 ай бұрын

    • Go take it back then, plane tickets only cost a few vbucks

      @runed0s86@runed0s863 ай бұрын

    • Unlucky 😂

      @sd1gaming@sd1gaming3 ай бұрын

  • Knowing his track record, I believe Vale is intentionally torturing us by reuploading his old videos and gaslighting us into believing it's a new video

    @redvorno@redvorno3 ай бұрын

    • 😮

      @notchs0son@notchs0son3 ай бұрын

    • He's just trying to fill the content void being created by Campaign for North Africa by giving us the same food again.

      @theapexsurvivor9538@theapexsurvivor95388 күн бұрын

  • The fact that arrested people can still talk actually matters a ton in hide n seek, holy shit. My assessment of each map: Deuche Bahn: the roof spawn is very funny. Not necessarily *good* design, but very funny. Honestly, the map is designed very well for hide n seek, but I think it'd still be pretty fun for "normal" intruder as well. Spooky Forest: Nothing to say. It's just a forest. Mirror Maze: Funny prank, terrible map. Sperm Bank: Best map in the video by far.

    @GigasGMX@GigasGMX3 ай бұрын

    • Sperm Bank was just showing off how fun actual Intruder still is; I mean the emergent gameplay on display -Vale getting heard talking on the radio under the floor -Jan forgetting to double tap Virtrial only to clutch the following combat encounter -Vale heisting the briefcase which had been boobytrapped with motion detectors and C4 -Chamber distracting Ninja and nodding to confirm the takedown

      @Xenomorthian@Xenomorthian3 ай бұрын

  • Vale's next video is just going to be a discord call and when someone makes a halo reference he's going to go on a rant about his torture race, put up a title card that says "previously" and copy paste the entire one hour long video into that one and upload it again

    @nahx6205@nahx62053 ай бұрын

    • Okay but honestly I'd love him to do more halo reach maps, shit like that was awesome

      @Miss_Trillium@Miss_Trillium3 ай бұрын

    • He still hasn’t done the second race of it

      @soyboydj6875@soyboydj687527 күн бұрын

  • You know, it makes a ton of sense that Maivi is german, puts a LOT of things in proper context

    @fritzophrenia3146@fritzophrenia31463 ай бұрын

    • I'm Dutch and she's the most German girl I ever heard lol.

      @JJLGamingNL@JJLGamingNL3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@JJLGamingNL gekoloniseerd :)

      @ArbieLyvias@ArbieLyvias3 ай бұрын

    • She's always had a very German accent

      @biscuit715@biscuit7153 ай бұрын

    • Well, most people i talk to don't really realise. They usually think iam from America. But every time i hear myself in these videos i do hear a very distinct german'ish.

      @maivioz@maivioz3 ай бұрын

    • @@maivioz I am American so obviously I'm not practiced at picking out European accents, but for some reason I assumed you were Swedish, so take that as you will

      @fritzophrenia3146@fritzophrenia31463 ай бұрын

  • WOW!!! A BRAND NEW VALEFISK VIDEO! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE!

    @trogdoar149@trogdoar1493 ай бұрын

    • Now I am condemned to live in a world where I want to know why that happened but cannot find a single comment explaining it.

      @sarvashaktimaan7106@sarvashaktimaan71063 ай бұрын

    • @@sarvashaktimaan7106 Basically the video came out but then got privated (idk why). I assume trogdoar49 watched the original video before it got taken down and was just commenting on the fact that KZhead treats the video as a "new upload" and probably recommended it to him, even though it's just the same video but reuploaded.

      @andrewworlton5601@andrewworlton56013 ай бұрын

    • @@andrewworlton5601 I saw the original before it got taken down. I just have no idea why.

      @sarvashaktimaan7106@sarvashaktimaan71063 ай бұрын

    • he uploaded the wrong one to the steam workshop

      @KaneYork@KaneYork3 ай бұрын

  • "You're drinking a worrying bowel movement" - that's the most unique insults to a beverage that I've ever heard. I love it xD Also why does the outro music feel so familiar? Where's that from?

    @BloodyMobile@BloodyMobile3 ай бұрын

    • it's from the original Deus Ex soundtrack :)

      @Erinkyan@Erinkyan3 ай бұрын

    • @@Erinkyan ohhhh, that explains why it felt so "distant", it's been over a decade that I've played that.... ...might even be two by now...

      @BloodyMobile@BloodyMobile3 ай бұрын

    • Definetly sounds like *DuClare Chateau - Ambient* from Deus Ex

      @drneokorteks@drneokorteks2 ай бұрын

  • The fact that Unity didn't instantly invert itself with that many mirrors present is kinda impressive... Now try it with raytracing...

    @sciguy4297@sciguy42973 ай бұрын

  • 34:00 missed the opportunity for a flashback within a flashback

    @wardawg1142@wardawg11423 ай бұрын

  • them mentioning how he's 'playing from a hospital' reminds me of the story about the Phantom Forces player that topscored while in a mental institution

    @a_random_gamer_dude@a_random_gamer_dude3 ай бұрын

    • I need more context. Is there any video talking about it?

      @HeirofDacia@HeirofDacia3 ай бұрын

    • @@HeirofDacia No, I think there was a post about it on the discord server.

      @a_random_gamer_dude@a_random_gamer_dude3 ай бұрын

  • really love the continuation of Maivi's descent to Vale's 2nd in Command

    @ethandesmet6537@ethandesmet65373 ай бұрын

  • You really know that Vale has ascented into another dimension when he tries to do something normal (in contrast to his others "projects") and they just turn like the other ones. Masterpieces of torture :)

    @byteland_@byteland_3 ай бұрын

  • Mirror Maze feels like feeding your graphics card cigarettes

    @rileykurtz1803@rileykurtz18033 ай бұрын

  • I was gonna comment on how very ironic it is that the map that works happens to be the DB one, but now further into the video I have to be like "yeah, that checks".

    @greenumbrella6249@greenumbrella62493 ай бұрын

    • my brother are you from dootle ville

      @Stiftoad@Stiftoad2 ай бұрын

  • Crazy coincidence that they made the "Jaundice Russian" joke about his yellow-looking White Russian and how it looks like banana. A decade ago I drank with a girl whose signature drink was a Jaundice Russian. It was a white Russian with a teaspoon of powdered Banana milkshake.

    @AkuraTheAwesome@AkuraTheAwesomeАй бұрын

  • I can’t believe that I won hide and seek while loosing at chess and watching novel play league

    @DarmanMI@DarmanMI3 ай бұрын

  • "my frames are dying" *no visible difference*

    @Brick_Eater_@Brick_Eater_3 ай бұрын

  • For those questioning whether or not he reuploaded it, no he didnt he just privated it and changed its name before putting back up because the comments from before it was provate is still here though regardless of that fact, its nice to rewatch torture videos so i dont have to watch the game of life video again for the eighth time

    @dwindie4345@dwindie43453 ай бұрын

  • Vale has finally done it. With Mirror Maze he finally created a map so bad it could actually physically harm people and their computers

    @Oimfiel@Oimfiel3 ай бұрын

  • Y'know its a good Valefisk video when it only starts the main part about halfway through

    @arkane1732@arkane17323 ай бұрын

  • Valefisk leaving his group and taking ages to fix a small issue, coming back later, is just Mac from It's Always Sunny doing the fake science courtroom bit.

    @dempsey6901@dempsey69013 ай бұрын

  • Another Valefisk video where he tricks his friends into mining bitcoin, what a classic!

    @yeetsmarck9392@yeetsmarck93923 ай бұрын

  • The mirror map gameplay actually made me spew. Thank you for the kind gift Vale.

    @rallyingox6514@rallyingox65143 ай бұрын

  • I was extremely hungry, sleep deprived and thirsty by the time the mirror maze experience came on. At first it put me to sleep, then I got dizzy and then I genuinely threw up the contents of my empty stomach. Good vid!

    @countrygeneral@countrygeneral3 ай бұрын

  • I remember seeing these getting uploaded in my Steam Activity, and I immediately knew what was going to happen. I was not disappointed with the result.

    @satanasvobiscum@satanasvobiscum3 ай бұрын

  • Good to see they finally went to the canine fertility clinic

    @tectonic1615@tectonic16153 ай бұрын

  • 8:46 - "My throats hurt, they itch."

    @coreyfinn5532@coreyfinn55323 ай бұрын

    • Does it have a rash

      @greenkitty1@greenkitty13 ай бұрын

  • intruder just isnt the same without Hit Video Game Among Us

    @redstone59@redstone593 ай бұрын

  • I love how @ 33:27 you made the reference, and then @ 33:55 you did it, what a r/madlad moment

    @xqt6339@xqt63393 ай бұрын

  • the mountainside night comment at 50:48 killed me man, i need to play mountainside night with whoever said that MAKE MORE INTRUDER VIDEOS BTW THE GAME NEEDS IT

    @tfwug@tfwug3 ай бұрын

  • Congratulations, Valefisk! You leveled up in your *Torturer* class. You have reached a new rank: *Master of Intricate Torture* .

    @dexter2392@dexter23923 ай бұрын

  • i like how you left your steam notification sounds on throughout the video just to fuck with your audience as well

    @ChapuleTaylor@ChapuleTaylor3 ай бұрын

  • These steam notification jumpscares are driving me nuts

    @arsenicflask@arsenicflask3 ай бұрын

  • I love how I watched this yesterday :)

    @Quiksilvers@Quiksilvers3 ай бұрын

    • I was 5 minutes in and accidentally reloaded the page lol, I was not happy

      @Earthboundmike@Earthboundmike3 ай бұрын

  • Vale in the foliage room using viet cong tactics.

    @myguytwenty@myguytwenty3 ай бұрын

  • He watches Scooby Doo... It all makes so much more sense now.

    @walterbirdwell3675@walterbirdwell36753 ай бұрын

  • real talk though, the mirror map could be good if it was fleshed out more. Basically, just start with a real deathmatch map and then put a few mirrors here and there where it'll trick people, like at the ends of hallways or around stairwells. You have to actually establish the players' sense of space before you can properly fuck with it

    @Haru-spicy@Haru-spicy3 ай бұрын

  • I must have seen this in another life.

    @pignebula123@pignebula1233 ай бұрын

  • i shall now binge watch the whole Scooby-Doo cartoon, thank you Valefisk for inspiration

    @2-5-3-5-7@2-5-3-5-73 ай бұрын

  • I have a some sort of Deja Vu with this video. I cant wrap my head around it

    @Community_Player@Community_Player3 ай бұрын

  • The last intruder video was one of my favorites on your channel. I'm happy I get to see pt2 to the one I love so much.

    @AWGERSS@AWGERSS3 ай бұрын

  • Can't believe we're getting two Valefisk uploads in two days, 2024 is blessed

    @hugospam71@hugospam713 ай бұрын

  • You know what? I think crypt needs a mirror maze!

    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly3 ай бұрын

  • Oh yeah, here we go again! I always know I'm in for a treat when a Vale videos drop, and this time I don't even have to think about exams making me feel slightly guilty about spending a good hour.

    @nickelpence@nickelpence3 ай бұрын

  • Wow new video with brand new never before seen footage

    @HolyDeathFridge@HolyDeathFridge3 ай бұрын

  • Mirror room looks like the best set for the next Paradox quiz show

    @Xenuos@Xenuos3 ай бұрын

  • i saw this video briefly appear in my recommended yesterday and when it disappeared i thought i was going insane

    @lyricalcarpenter@lyricalcarpenter3 ай бұрын

  • It's impressive seeing a Valefisk video that wasn't recorded a year ago

    @DatHypnoboi@DatHypnoboi3 ай бұрын

  • The scariest thing in this video wasnt the maps horrible quality...IT WAS THE SERAPHINE JUMPSCARE, LIKE JESUS CHRIST VALE I AM TRYING TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM LEAGUE AND YOU MAKE THE PINK HAIRED BANSHEE LETHAL

    @DustD.Reaper@DustD.Reaper3 ай бұрын

  • Not only do I absolutely love the content being original and hilarious. But the whole group you play with is so so similar to the people I play with, where whenever we are waiting about 20-30 on someone we will always play a ARAM or league match. Which I think is so funny to hear in this I loved it so much.

    @ItsJomm@ItsJomm2 ай бұрын

  • Thank you for the monthly dose of masochism :)

    @Virtrial@Virtrial3 ай бұрын

  • Lynx “Team Spirit” Hylix

    @invictus3520@invictus35203 ай бұрын

  • 35:30 was the most hype moment. man was that close!

    @IdealIdeas100@IdealIdeas1002 ай бұрын

  • Why doesn't Vale make maps like the one with a thousand bananas each? Or maybe like the one with the billboard claiming the unwary? Those looked like fun!

    @ooc329@ooc3293 ай бұрын

  • 5:32 Vale inviting his entire viewer base to bite him was a bold move, but I respect it.

    @Qaos@QaosАй бұрын

  • Vale turned into a raptor in that foliage room

    @1233K@1233K3 ай бұрын

  • Valefisk is the Evil counterpart to Soviet Womble

    @KontarAlt@KontarAlt3 ай бұрын

  • When Valefisk makes a new map you know it’s going to be fun to watch the video but hell to play. I say that having wanted to get friends to play the realistic game of life.

    @JCDavis314@JCDavis3143 ай бұрын

  • I have to say, the second map you played has to be the seminal work for the designer.

    @patrickdix772@patrickdix7723 ай бұрын

  • I dunno, I feel like queuing for league of legends is infinitely worse than going through a valefisk torture experience.

    @Kozmokast@Kozmokast3 ай бұрын

  • It must be incredibly glorious to exist in a friend group that have their own iconic quotes from viral videos to reference at random times.

    @queuedjar4578@queuedjar457812 күн бұрын

  • Gotta love the veloceraptor roleplay with the bushes

    @anitalianpenguin6789@anitalianpenguin67893 ай бұрын

  • Keep up the good work Vale. I appreciate that you have kept up steady quality content since launching your Patreon. I do miss some of your older content however. I got into your channel watching you covering strategy games with ridiculous settings, but lately you have mostly been doing board games, sandbox games, or custom versions of things like Intruder or Halo maps. I would definitely like to see more strategy game content, grand strategy or otherwise, if possible in the future. That's just my personal preference of course, but I think mixing things up definitely would be good for your content. Of course, if you wouldn't have fun with it then it is what it is.

    @echomjp@echomjp3 ай бұрын

  • watching this channel is like sitting in on a friend group that you know you’re not a part of and never will be but theyre really funny

    @articwoomy1092@articwoomy10923 ай бұрын

  • I appreciate the smiles appended to some captions. 😊

    @gordonwiley2006@gordonwiley20063 ай бұрын

  • Where's cursed intruder, Vale? Where did you take it, Vale!?

    @Jobby2077@Jobby20773 ай бұрын

  • Thank you for reviving this game for a few weeks

    @joegoodmen9446@joegoodmen94463 ай бұрын

  • Yes I actually hoped you’d make something like this the last intruder video was hilarious 😂

    @blackoutlol2857@blackoutlol28573 ай бұрын

  • Damn that IS what vale is most known for. Man it’s weird to think about since I first found this channel through the earliest videos on paradox games back in the day. Time flies. Love this shit tho, keep it up

    @lebendigesgespenst7669@lebendigesgespenst76692 ай бұрын

  • Glad to see you shining a light on this amazing game

    @ellisroyal783@ellisroyal7833 ай бұрын

  • 12:09 i can HEAR the ave Maria playing in my head as i watch this in slow motion

    @torifin755@torifin7552 ай бұрын

  • It's nice to see it back again.

    @lostnemesis@lostnemesis3 ай бұрын

  • ngl this game needs to come back i had so many fun moments in this game

    @thedragonjulius9604@thedragonjulius96043 ай бұрын

  • Not only do the players have to suffer but also their PC, truly brilliant torture designs Vale.

    @tuxedo_cat_gaming@tuxedo_cat_gaming3 ай бұрын

  • Even when Valefisk tries to make something fun he only creates torture, he is the embodiement of chaos.

    @St3lla-MaR1s@St3lla-MaR1s3 ай бұрын

  • We need a video like this a week Nevermind that, a once a day ! This is too fun

    @Seluj78@Seluj783 ай бұрын

  • LETS GO NEW VIDEO AND INTRUDER THIS IS AMAZING also what was up with the privated upload?

    @aaa-oc8pf@aaa-oc8pf3 ай бұрын

  • The way seraphine kills 3 people at the beginning of a match on DB perfectly sums up her "balancing" in Season 14 of League of Legends by Riot Games, Inc.

    @balukrol@balukrol2 ай бұрын

  • Even when he's not trying it becomes torture. He really can't help himself, can he?

    @sugoistalin7809@sugoistalin78093 ай бұрын

  • 0:33 to fool your friends, you must first fool yourself

    @arthuraleatorio@arthuraleatorio3 ай бұрын

  • Mirror Maze is just getting out of bounds in Halo 3.

    @SH4D0W0733@SH4D0W07333 ай бұрын

  • if the guards are the Sperm Marines, that would make the thieves the Genestealers

    @SnakeHoundMachine@SnakeHoundMachine3 ай бұрын

  • the grenade into express vpn flashbang was very nice

    @jetc17@jetc173 ай бұрын

  • ill be honest vale, if you posted a video of you all just playing league, i wouldnt even be mad

    @insomnicbypasser@insomnicbypasser3 ай бұрын

  • I love how the skybox includes THE PLANET

    @JohnSmith-NZ@JohnSmith-NZ27 күн бұрын

  • Sol in the room got me invested as HELL

    @pcu9284@pcu92843 ай бұрын

  • The only flaw in Vale's channel is that there isn't 3 hours of new content every day.

    @orivilletycoon1437@orivilletycoon14373 ай бұрын

  • Given that performance in the foliage room I think Vale would've survived the Velociraptor bushes in Jurassic Park

    @MadamLava094@MadamLava0943 ай бұрын

  • 36:45 This loss hurt more than every sport game where my rooted-for team lost... COMBINED. I rooted for Solll so damn hard!

    @FrancisHatesStairs@FrancisHatesStairs2 ай бұрын

  • Val I love your torture games they are so fun to watch ppl getting fed up 🤣🤣🤣

    @Helixdrex@Helixdrex3 ай бұрын

  • truly the greatest gmod video of all time

    @ragingpsychiatrist5375@ragingpsychiatrist53752 ай бұрын

  • the mirror map replicates the experience of going out of bounds in an old fps game

    @supremedorian363@supremedorian3633 ай бұрын
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