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sink pisser gang rise up
better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss
Wise words
@@technought4482shit I was going to write that
how misfortunate
Translation: zinc pisses time rise up
Maivi is NOT beating the E-girl allegations
omg hi lynx i love ur accent
@@elliehuggso true
@@elliehugg real
No she isn’t.
I'm me and I approve this message.
"Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" for at least 15 minutes straight.
Hanlan's Razor baby!
Vary the time span and you have the average Valefisk video
45 minutes straight
That also applies to the pissers
Honestly, with Valfisk, it's better to assume both.
At some point I started believing Valefisk has somehow been wronged by each of these people at some unknown point in his earlier life and is now in the middle of a Count of Monte Cristo level scheme to destroy them all
Keep them just close enough to be be your friends whilst coming up with more and more reasons to play games with them (that are just thinly vale'd torture devices) until they can't handle it anymore
@@sebay4654 I see the pun
I'm guessing the point to start believing that would be upon seeing a video titled: "EXTREME Monopoly."
When is Valevisk taking his mask off and reveals himself as some childhood friend of all of them?
maivi is NOT beating the wife-stealing allegations
FOR THE RECORD I DID NOT MEOW!!!
8:59 I’m sorry E-girl, you have been caught, now get bonked by a bat
Watch that in a few weeks you'll have a furry as your profile pic
That’s something AN E-GIRL CATGIRL WOULD SAY!
That's exactly what the imposter would say
Woman moment
"listen, i saved water, i saved lives. maybe a few decades from now, there'd be entire villages in sub-Saharan africa singing songs of praise, for how much water i saved. and you know what, all i had to do, was unload my fire hose in the kitchen sink" -SsethTzeentach, 2022
which video is that one from
@@2manyeggshells I think that’s from r/sinkpissers
@@2manyeggshells The company of heroes one
Its a victimless crime, after all
Truly a man ahead of his time
Vale is so close to producing torture on an industrial scale
Post-industrial, even
The industrial revolution and it's consequences ...
Thankfully Ted didn't live long enough to see this
Thats what this game is all about
Close?
I see the multi-video beer plotline is coming together nicely Act 1: Balcony beer Act 2: Shower beer Act 3: Workplace beer? (Boss beer)
It's just scandinavian things. I found beer on a fencepost the other day, and last autumn i found a six-pac in a bush. Fencepost beer was alright.
How was the bush beer?
@@benjaminbalthrop2 If I recall it was Falcon Export, so cheap light lager. Nothing too interesting. Fencepost was Visby Weiss.
Road Beer
naw act 3 is surely road beer
I wonder how many people will get so weirded out by the prelude about pissing they stop watching, only to miss the great among us content
In all seriousness the psi of his piss must be massive
Nah, the pissing conversaion was the main video. Satisfactory was just a nice extra
thats how we weed out the weaklings
@@LauchTV2311the sink-pissing is not the prelude, the among us is the epilogue.
I actually got so enamored in the piss debate that I forgot it wasn't the focus of the video
Gotta say, Vale's factory is *almost* as inefficient as Let's Game it Out's factory, but even those imposters arent as efficient at inneficicient madness like Josh.
I would love a collab between Josh and vale
I think vale is slipping into madness, while Josh has never been sane. Just look at the insane amount of time he puts into his videos.
@@noa331 Hold Please.
if you go back a few years when there were two people at let's game it out you can tell that josh wasn't as unhinged with games as he is now, he's developed it too
@@zone6440 I started watching josh when he only had a few hundred subs, so yeah, this absolutely true. His decline into insanity, was a slow, but welcomed change :D
Vales subtitling the names of people as their text color is so nice
Its genuinely one of the big reasons why i love his videos so much
This is definitely what Coffee Stain Studios wanted.
They should make this a real mode
rock and stone
Maybe but they would full on support this, this seemed (given you have a large enough group) very fun
This has made me permanently paranoid.
Every interaction with Vale from this point onwards will have a twist…(I.e he’s exploiting you guys for content, I think you need some for of compensation)
@@Silverwolfe3198 They should go on strike lol
så DU e den norske fyren!
If I know anything about Satisfactory is that it is absolute child's play to completely sabotage a session without doing anything sus. Create elaborate meandering sections that only you understand that ultimately leads to a grossly unoptimized output, pressure the team into dramatically overproducing a meaningless resource, consume massive amounts of resources creating factory sections, delve way too far into the research tree, underclock every machine by 10% so that it's not even noticable, start producing munitions for a wild exploration adventure that's "simply far too dangerous to do without rebar in production!", enlist the help of a clueless crewmate on your harebrained scheme, the list goes on and on. Gross incompetence is far worse than malicious sabotage in this game, and it'd be easy to tap into it!
So what you're saying is that the imposters shouldn't know they're imposters until they win?
Spewking frome experience?
You sound like you'd be good at this. Just reading this is vile.
press F hold ctrl spin walk away hold f rinse repeat success
This man Satisfacts. These seem like firsthand horror stories
0:35 Factorio is very similar. you just start building and suddendly it's 5h later and you sit in the middle of a massive bowl of spaghetti that somehow works. difference is that with a 2D top-down perspective it's a lot easier to handle than with a fully 3D game
Mindustry is similar but it’s a massive bowl of spaghetti factories and conveyor belts that somehow hasn’t been blown up yet by the waves of enemies being sent your way every few minutes
Unfortunately, Factorio has the "Last user:" detail stored in each entity, so active sabotage beyond deleting things will foil impostors very quickly
@@feryth hmm, does that only refer to whoever placed the entity, or last interacted with it? if the former then you can still sabotage others in a lot of different ways. for example rotating things, changing/removing recpies, setting chest limits, putting trash on belts, setting splitter filters, etc.
@@proxy1035 last interacted.
@@luxill0s And in multiplayer servers there's always that one guy that's trying to destroy the core with thorium reactors
My nans house was built in the 1910s and at some point had a renovation one of the rooms had a bathroom built onto it then for some reason they removed the walls took the toilet out but left the sink so my bedroom growing up had a random sink in the corner. In my teens that sink was my lifeline when I would come home smashed and in my drunk state I would step out of bed piss in the sink then lay back down again all without having to stumble to the actual toilet down the hallway
Thanks for sharing 😂
@@ArcNine9Angel funny thing is they also mentioned stoke on trent in the video where I lived at the time
How do you do it drunk? Isn't the sink elbow-high?
@That Scar it's old so was made about waist high
@@acid3129 wait what, how does being old relate? :D I guess height depends on a lot of factors and "children being able to use it" is accounted for in some places and not others.
Suggestion: Do this in Factorio, but the impostors are only informed of being impostors once green science is researched, of course don't tell them about this first, just make everyone think it was a regular run until it's researched disable map player names and make everyone the same colour
Yeah but don't allow construction delete, its impossible otherwise, but they still can build a shit ton of useless things to make mess and still unable things a steak ressources
Making everyone the same color without nametags would make it almost impossible.
@@Yoatino make marking for deconstruction allowed until construction bots are researched, since they stop whatever's marked from working
@@joshualayton1905 "It's the orange one! I saw the orange one stealing all the labs!" "We're _all_ orange." "It's the orange one who was stealing labs!"
Ohohoh, thats naughty!
Satisfactory is quite possibly the best game to subtly mess with people
maybe they should have restricted the sabotaging, like cooldowns or not deleting but stopping/being more subtile than removing
@@simmanz7422even just limiting it to not removing machines (but belts are fair game) would probably have made it more enjoyable and harder to detect.
Love how we come from pissing/shitting in the shower to Arnold Schwarzenegger horniness off the “pump” in like less than 10 minutes
"Why settle for the sink to piss in, if you have a dishwasher" - Sun-Tzu, if he was a modern day Floridian.
You're a fucking beast
Everytime I hear someone cry out in anguish because of their friend messing with them, it reminds me of the time I played 7 days to die with my friends and we ended up all trolling eachother. Weather that was one guy leaving massive potholes, me laying down landmines, the canadian turning our local forest into a plains, or the guy who would move loot into random boxes, it was a lot of fun. I still remember being called a mother fucker for filling someone's front airlock with mines.
I used to put barbwire flat on the ground and my friend would yell "YOU BASTARD"
*Whether
@@barmybarmecide5390 Thank you
"Meow" "The protection is missing again" Maivi gets her case worse by the day
Smh shes in denial
timestamp?
@@VanillaSchleep 💀
@@Gray_ninjaDAWG LISTEN-
ngl i didnt see how saying that would sound until u pointed it out i was just genuinely curious 😭😭😭
I’m definitely a fan of the “among us but in” series that seems to be a thing now
You and let's Game it out in this game would be a devastating combo
honestly lets game it out wouldnt even be bothered by torture methods, he'd make his own worse challenge for himself and still win
@@voornaamachternaam8559 yes indeed Edit: typo
No that guy got boring once Anthony left
Let’s game it out is more of a “let’s torture the NPCs” sort of youtuber. Valefisk experiments on real people, which I feel is more ethically questionable.
@@queenofthesalt5199 *Ethically more fun, cool, sexy and entertaining**
"Satisfactory, but someone's job is to slow down progress" sounds like a typical Satisfactory session with friends
I love how the discord goes DEAD silent when the knocking starts 26:44
that shit got me too lmao
I flinched hard
Got me too good
With this level of incompetence, it's actually 8 impostors
The Soundboard really scared the hell out of me because my door is on my right and it moved with the sound too. I live in the middle of no where with nothing but trees and folklore, I hated that more than anything in the world.
I guess you could say the editing process for CNA wasn't very, *satisfactory* I'll see myself out
You truly do represent Ohio
As an ohioan what do you do as an agent? Like what can I contact you for? Help moving?
@@dollenrm I am a man of many talents, but my specialities are drinking a lot of alcohol and then freezing to death.
@@agentohio1699 ah shit im already pretty decent at drinking alcohol... ill hit u up if i need to freeze to death in the future tho
aw, i thought it would have been a case where you told each of them, separately, that they were an imposter, but they couldnt know the other one. so, all 7 of them were imposters trying to act normal while also sabotaging the factory.
A fan a spiff?
Imagine if the imposters had figured out that by using mass dismantle you can dismantle stuff from even further away and be looking the complete other direction, that would make it impossible XD
I thought difficulty peaked at joe mongoose but completing satisfactory with friends is a new layer of hell
i love how this gets harder and harder the bigger the factory grows because its harder to tell whos where and whats actually wrong
"Your shower curtain is gunna get caked in it!" WHAT WORLD YOU LIVING IN THAT YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ISNT GETTING RINSED EVERYTIME YOU SHOWER
I'm watching this FULLY expecting the twist to be that no one is the imposter.
I'm beginning to think I'm a masochist/sadist because of how much I am enjoying these videos. Thank you Valefisk for helping me to discover this.
Wouldn't that make you a sadist?
@jacobcain9008 no, I'm happy... 😂
@@ejs_ethan Sadists enjoy others suffering. Masochists enjoy others making them suffer. Si the question is are you enjoying the torture vale inflicts on others, or do you suffer in sympathy with the tortured and enjoy that feeling.
@@emm4rmstrong In response to the question: yes
@@ejs_ethanyou seem to be an: ist
Sooner or later Valefisk will make a sussy game mode for every game his vile touch defiles.
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I have never played Satisfactory. I likely will never play Satisfactory. I will 100 percent watch a Valefisk torture video about a game I’ve never played. I genuinely love this series so much
There are satisfactory mods that let two teams compete to make the most production. I would love to see a long-game versus match where all bets are off.
What are those mods called? I must have it
I love how Vale sets up the video saying how many different ways imposters could mess things up and then all that happened was things being deleted-
That door-knocking soundboard got me as well. I thought someone was knocking from inside my closet.
???
turning a game no one knows how to play into Among Us is probably the most genius tactic I've ever seen
Vale has literally invented Alzheimer's Among Us and it's 10x better than any other Among Us.
I cannot comprehend of the mind of someone who runs into the shower after waking up one morning and running late for work... but then thinks "no I need to switch this off, get out of the thing that drains into the sewer to piss into another thing that drains into the sewer" They are degenerates and they need their hard drives looking at.
Shower drains are not designed with piss in mind the pee will corrode the drain there's a reason toilets are ceramic
Oh god this brings me phycological pain. Just thinking that you have a stockpile of resources being crafted and only to return to NOTHING will make me go insane
The ridiculous range of the deconstruction tool is really unbalanced for this game mode. As soon as someone says they suspect someone else, just watch that suspect from the hill, and delete things near them to gaslight everyone into thinking they are the imposter while you hide in the shadows.
The Spy line "It could be you, it could be me..." sums up Soll's vibe the whole game lmao
this truly is the most painful factory
this truly is the most painful factory
that "without further adieu" hit me like salt on a slug and got me worse in 3 seconds than anything the imposter could possibly do in 3 hours
Without further goodbye
The shower, right, the shower, is like a human cleaning area. It's got a drain, where all the fluid goes out. The act of USING the shower is cleaning both yourself, AND the shower as long as you aren't like hosing the walls or something. If all you're doing is pissing in the drain it's literally getting washed away in the act of using it, and it's going into a wastewater pipe. There is nothing weird about pissing in the shower.
Suggestion: do this again, except everyone is secretly the imposter
Better yet, no one is the impostor but everyone thinks there is.
If there's ever a game that Vale can't make into a torture game (Crypt, the ChatGPT board game, etc. etc.), he just turns regular games into Among Us (EU4, Satisfactory, etc. etc.)
i absolutely adore maivi's pain, it is my favorite part of every single torture video
I love this new genre of "great co-op games none of your friends want to play"
Pain factory? Have we finally automated valefisk videos?
I really hope that if Vale ever gets imposter he doesnt say anything in the video, leaving us to guess if hes one of them or just an incompetent fool
Vale you have got to do this again, it's so damn fun to watch
26:44 this actually fucking got me, I paused the video and got up to check the front door and was this close to texting my whole family to ask if someone dropped something
Hold up, I'd have to argue that shower pissing is MORE SANITARY than toilet pissing (but that doesn't mean I step into the shower just to piss, ofc I use the toilet) You are in a contained environment where any liquid that splashes around stays inside the area, as well as constant running water that will wash any specks off so you don't get a ricochet issue. If you do somehow miss the drain, first of all it's disgusting and concerning that you can't aim in what's essentially a really big urinal surface, but you can also just splash some water to run off the area that you somehow got dirty. Twin streams? Don't worry, the shower is forgiving.
I know im objectively wrong because shower pissing makes sense, but to me it feels like an issue of boundaries. Like if I start letting myself piss in the shower then what’s next? Why not just piss anywhere?? There has to be limits
@@rachelr8067 people piss into the bushes you know. The limits are not really complicated, just don't piss where someone would step into it/anything important. Don't piss in front of someone either, unless they're into that, but that's not me personally so just stick with the former.
The best answer to the shower piss question I've ever heard was a conversation between three people. "Do you seriously pee in the shower?" "Of course I do, how else would I wash my feet?" "With your tongue, like a normal person"
To expand on the idea, I think you need a checklist of unique tasks the Imposter could perform. That way, they do something different each time *rather* than just deleting buildings all the time.
This is interesting considering the fact that me and my friend built a base in this EXACT spot. Just yesterday.
One of these days Vale you should tell everyone individually that they are the imposter just to mess with their understanding.
Or he could just make it so that he tells each person that a certain person is the imposter but not to tell the others that he told the person and watch the chaos ensue as everyone is just blaming the person they told when their was in fact no impostors
I'm unreasonably happy every time there's new valefisk torture content
This was a harrowing documentary, and easily one of your best works. World War 2 was such a horrible time.
Honestly at parts I started to think Vale might be the impostor, and he was just editing out the parts where he deleted stuff
damn soundboard knock at 26:48. My right ear is directly pointing to the front door. Guess who paused the video, opened it like a chump, and stood dumbfounded that nobody was in the hallway...
I was convinced that Vale was the imposter and was just editing out him committing sabatoge from the final video in order to gaslight the audience.
Vale, if you want to see real pain in satisfactory, i recommend you to see Lets Game It Out making a fkin tornado out of conveyor belts xD
The cocoon beckons, it needs the taste of blood.
I just wanted to game.
This game is honestly such a fun time and you guys just made it even better
If you do this again (or with another game) you should have an actual game of among us running in the background, not to play, but to decide roles at the start and have the meetings etc.
Considering the amounts of hilarious content Vale & Co. put out all the time, this video was an absolute blast from start to finish. Makes me kind of wish for more rounds of this.
there's two types of people; 1) those who piss in the shower. 2) those who lie about not pissing in the shower.
I once heard a 'wise' man say "there are 2 types of people in this world, those who piss in thr shower, and fucking liars"
Vale I feel like you'd have a great time overseeing a game like this, maybe on Factorio or something, where there's "two impostors" but "you don't get to know who the other impostor is", and tell them all individually they're impostors. Watch the chaos of all seven of them trying to act natural while sabotaging themselves and each other
We need a competition between Josh (Lets Game It Out) and Vale in this game
Now That would be a sight to see
totally
This was incredibly beautiful and I think you should do it again.
Vale, your content is so good. Reminds me of goofing around with my friends online when we all had a lot more free time on our hands. You're the only channel that I'll see a video with a high runtime in my recommended and immediately start watching rather than hitting 'watch later'. Keep up the great work! ❤
I love they say vale is a bad liar even though he wasn’t lying 😂
I think the impostors would be better off disabling machines rather than deleting them; less obvious
out of everything i've watched i would love to see more of these! i dunno if that'd be rough though so i'll continue enjoying everything else ^^;
first vid i've seen of yours, but this is awesome. would love to see more of this.
This makes me want to see an attempt at a tour of their regular multiplayer game
I spent the whole video thinking vale was the imposter and then i was flabbergasted when i found out he wasnt
26:40 It's 6 AM, I live on a third floor, and right next to my computer on the right I have a window, and that shit was so convincing that I was genuiely scared for a moment
please make another of these. That was so fun to watch
Holy shit i literally just subscribed after watching the pain game torture board. This is a treat!
you make some very entertaining and funny videos. thanks for your effort on these videos, vale!
This is the first time I was recommended your channel and I have to say this is the best content I have seen this year!
Making your industrial revolution factory owner ancestors proud. Maybe.
Technically, this could be considered to be a perfect game by the innocents. If you could call Vale an innocent man.
I mean Vale is the game master, the puppeteer if you will, he's not guilty but nor is he innocent lol
I would love to see another one of these, especially now that you have playtested it. Great work coming up with the idea. Also surprised to see that the imposters didn't try any more subtle sabotages than deleting things.
you guys need to make this a series, this was incredibly enjoyable to watch
This would honestly be fun as a game concept on its own, just a social deduction game taking place in a game where you have to build something with actual building mechanics in a given amount of time while "imposters" try to either destroy it or hinder its progress for a given amount of time.
you guys should totally do a podcast. love the talks before the gameplay 👍
We love valefisk for just being a channel to encourage pain
It's good you finally got around to playing this. I got it thinking it'd be like factorio but it just felt like unending pain. And if their is anything unending pain makes e think of it's your videos.
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