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Valefisk
2024 ж. 15 Мам.
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I Love Democracy.
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Company of Heroes
Total War: Warhammer II
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings II
Democracy 4
0:00 Intro
3:25 Election One: The United States
4:48 President Lynx: The Bean Party
10:48 Election Two: France
12:50 President Novelpond: The Anti-Bokoen1 Party
20:47 Election Three: The United Kingdom
22:01 Candy / Teddy: Dumb and Dumber
24:50 Election Four: Germany
33:01 Lynx / Novel / Virtrial: The Long Name Party
Hooray, I actually get to use these for once!
#democracy#uselection#election2020

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  • #VALE2020 Prepare yourselves for a double upload, cause I'm back again Also shoutout to Jan and Virtrial for being the election villains

    @Valefisk@Valefisk3 жыл бұрын

    • Where is the anti swag corporation when you need em

      @stalkingstork4482@stalkingstork44823 жыл бұрын

    • "I also have absolutely no idea how to run a country". Oh good, you'll fit right in with actual politicians lol

      @roji556@roji556 Жыл бұрын

    • Okay I know this is off-topic but I need to know. What is that goddamn outro song. Wait I can make a political party based on this.

      @smorgasbored2265@smorgasbored2265 Жыл бұрын

    • You thought it a joke, but offering beans to the entire population would in fact solve world hunger!

      @matthewcurry3565@matthewcurry3565 Жыл бұрын

    • @@smorgasbored2265months later but shazam gave me “ Symphony No. 63 in C Major, Hob.1:63 - "La Roxelane": 1. Allegro “

      @zachblair3794@zachblair379410 ай бұрын

  • A bunch of people in a discord call screaming "STOP THE COUNT" at a strawpoll is actually the most accurate depiction I think I've ever seen of politics in America

    @EpicStarman@EpicStarman2 жыл бұрын

    • Especially when most of them are European

      @Disconnect03@Disconnect03 Жыл бұрын

    • Can confirm

      @asciiCAT@asciiCAT Жыл бұрын

    • I mean, really it works no matter where.

      @EpicStarman@EpicStarman Жыл бұрын

    • @@EpicStarman Australia We don't use first past the post voting

      @theirishviking9278@theirishviking9278 Жыл бұрын

    • @@theirishviking9278 Same in New Zealand. It would probably be something like "Stop the maths!"

      @battadia@battadia Жыл бұрын

  • "We should get rid of the cars." "Yeah, Germans LOVE cars! There's Audi.... uh, Panzer...."

    @jasonpratt5126@jasonpratt51263 жыл бұрын

    • I drive a Messerschmitt to work everyday

      @jcrosenkreuz5213@jcrosenkreuz52133 жыл бұрын

    • Hah, imagine not driving a Graf spee to school

      @vonkaiser6817@vonkaiser68173 жыл бұрын

    • @@jcrosenkreuz5213 wait

      @Bizmarckus@Bizmarckus3 жыл бұрын

    • @@vonkaiser6817 hang on

      @Bizmarckus@Bizmarckus3 жыл бұрын

    • From Berlin to Warsaw in a single tank

      @orionar2461@orionar2461 Жыл бұрын

  • “The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

    @tlam3028@tlam30283 жыл бұрын

    • Nah just brainwash them lol

      @Bizmarckus@Bizmarckus3 жыл бұрын

    • That's kinda the whole point; not to have one idiot in control but rather many who (hopefully) can be smarter together.

      @charliep7448@charliep74482 жыл бұрын

    • @@charliep7448 unfortunately the idiots we have currently are magnets for other idiots

      @mallardofmodernia8092@mallardofmodernia80922 жыл бұрын

    • @@charliep7448 2 idiots don’t make each other smarter wtf

      @comradekenobi6908@comradekenobi69082 жыл бұрын

    • @@charliep7448 whats the diffrence between hope for a smart crowd with voting rights and a smart king

      @WladylawGomulka@WladylawGomulka2 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the election in Germany lasted longer than the reign of the Bean Party

    @JeffHMobile@JeffHMobile3 жыл бұрын

    • That’s pretty accurate

      @Tylorean@Tylorean7 ай бұрын

  • 5:03 "you lost the election custard boy" thats a powerful statement right there

    @EC123z@EC123z3 жыл бұрын

    • Well its wrong so not that powerful

      @ryanaxelson6952@ryanaxelson69523 жыл бұрын

    • Wouldn't you like to know Weather Boy

      @BooBooBlueBerry@BooBooBlueBerry3 жыл бұрын

    • @@BooBooBlueBerry what

      @ryanaxelson6952@ryanaxelson69523 жыл бұрын

    • @@BooBooBlueBerry Hi there, BlueBerry Boy

      @Zorro9129@Zorro91293 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zorro9129 Kid sounds sketchy

      @BooBooBlueBerry@BooBooBlueBerry3 жыл бұрын

  • i love how my arch in that entire video is "you got election fraud lol"

    @january0th@january0th3 жыл бұрын

    • m

      @tigersharkwoo@tigersharkwoo3 жыл бұрын

    • Feels bad man. I wanted you in. get me a tomboy gf any day xd

      @phredbug_9660@phredbug_96603 жыл бұрын

    • Still a better story arc than twilight.

      @theluftwaffle1@theluftwaffle13 жыл бұрын

  • That rigged vote made me legitimately upset I was for the Tomboy party since day 1

    @passonthestar3689@passonthestar36893 жыл бұрын

    • Me too

      @jackreid2664@jackreid26642 жыл бұрын

    • Rimmy will have vengeance for this, the righteous will prevail!

      @stormlordeternal7663@stormlordeternal76632 жыл бұрын

    • I know so sad

      @brothercrazzer2883@brothercrazzer28832 жыл бұрын

    • Yea same

      @weebified@weebified2 жыл бұрын

    • I wanted the SNP to win... for no reason in particular.

      @saoranachnah-alba723@saoranachnah-alba723 Жыл бұрын

  • Beans. Brexit. Get it done. Possibly the most believable fictious political slogan I've ever heard.

    @TheBaglee@TheBaglee3 жыл бұрын

    • Is that not the slogan of the Tories? -signed, an American

      @Miss_Trillium@Miss_Trillium Жыл бұрын

  • You're just trying to justify buying that morph suit aren't yoh?

    @spyronos@spyronos3 жыл бұрын

  • Beans

    @LynxHylix@LynxHylix3 жыл бұрын

    • Beans

      @pedejo@pedejo3 жыл бұрын

    • Beans

      @NovelPond@NovelPond3 жыл бұрын

    • a bean!

      @bugdracula1662@bugdracula16623 жыл бұрын

    • Beans

      @tigersharkwoo@tigersharkwoo3 жыл бұрын

    • suɐǝꟼ

      @hansjohansen4540@hansjohansen45403 жыл бұрын

  • I thought the title said "discord ruins a democracy" and tbh its probably a better title

    @avianeagle4767@avianeagle47673 жыл бұрын

    • Probably more accurate

      @dean_l33@dean_l333 жыл бұрын

    • @@dean_l33 if America was a democracy

      @brockcasey720@brockcasey7203 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao that's what I read too

      @Karin-fj3eu@Karin-fj3eu3 жыл бұрын

    • so thats where this so called "election fraud" came from...

      @0xC2@0xC23 жыл бұрын

    • @@brockcasey720 America is republic of socialist...

      @VaxzaLimeIsCool@VaxzaLimeIsCool3 жыл бұрын

  • I like how, if you do the math, at the end of the first run, 101% of voters were counted.

    @SmilinSinner@SmilinSinner2 жыл бұрын

    • Well, much like the US elections, there's rampant fraud.

      @colby1398@colby1398 Жыл бұрын

    • Give me, some of those, commas

      @counterfeit1148@counterfeit1148 Жыл бұрын

    • The two singular votes were actually 12.5%, but Strawpoll rounds the numbers for display so they got rounded to 13%

      @Mafia200100@Mafia2001009 ай бұрын

    • @@Mafia200100 I think they meant in the first election where they got voted out cause with what you're talking about it would have been 102% though Im already past that part of the video and too sleep deprived to do the math rn lmao

      @noodlelynoodle.@noodlelynoodle.9 ай бұрын

  • Finally, our Lord and savior monke Valefisk has returned

    @agentohio1699@agentohio16993 жыл бұрын

    • Oh lord grant me more monkei costume

      @lawrenceofdeeznuts1573@lawrenceofdeeznuts15733 жыл бұрын

    • Wait i thouthg it was a george floyd

      @herrscher687@herrscher6873 жыл бұрын

  • This brings to mind my experience playing NationStates. Within 2 weeks I had built a country with the main goals of genetically engineering dragons from dinosaur DNA and constructing orbital death lasers to replace the nuclear weapons arsenal.

    @bradleyhicks7252@bradleyhicks72523 жыл бұрын

    • Did it work?

      @bonogiamboni4830@bonogiamboni48303 жыл бұрын

    • Used to play NationStates too. Pretty fun until you realize there's no point. BLOC is better.

      @Zorro9129@Zorro91293 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zorro9129 what is BLOC?

      @aVeryHandsomeWall@aVeryHandsomeWall3 жыл бұрын

    • @@aVeryHandsomeWall It's an online browser game by Oppressive Games. Not terribly complicated but you set up a Cold War nation and try to get your alliance to win.

      @Zorro9129@Zorro91293 жыл бұрын

    • I basically made militarist singapore

      @aegis3141@aegis3141 Жыл бұрын

  • Jan and I's party deserved the reigns in germany

    @Virtrial@Virtrial3 жыл бұрын

  • “I have no idea how to run a country” “Our country is a democracy” Well, you’re not wrong about the first part.

    @lvcivssylvvs8796@lvcivssylvvs87963 жыл бұрын

  • I got through the entire video thinking the title was "Discord ruins a Democracy" and not once was i doubting the title's authenticity.

    @Volthoom@Volthoom3 жыл бұрын

    • This comment is the only reason I realized that wasn't the title.

      @dylaxiusmccoy@dylaxiusmccoy3 жыл бұрын

  • The election for Germany took up more time than the actual term

    @jxc1640@jxc16403 жыл бұрын

  • Reject democracy, return to Bannana.

    @pyguyofdoom182@pyguyofdoom1823 жыл бұрын

    • Deeeeeeep lol

      @iagoofdraiggwyn98@iagoofdraiggwyn983 жыл бұрын

    • The banana national anthem

      @alphariusfuze8089@alphariusfuze80893 жыл бұрын

  • ok so i must say that i was banned because of my opinions in favor for the tomboy gf party during the election in germany, that's why i'm at this very moment calling Amnesty international

    @raphaelmichineau213@raphaelmichineau2133 жыл бұрын

  • the old athens democracy way adapted to discord: just consider the aristocrats you choose as a citizen

    @MpSniperM1911@MpSniperM19113 жыл бұрын

  • This video should be called "Why democracy was a mistake." Can you please do this in Stellaris? Every time you have a change of leadership in-game, a new player takes over

    @ThreeProphets@ThreeProphets3 жыл бұрын

    • Thats.. ACTUALY a interesting idea

      @weberman173@weberman1733 жыл бұрын

  • I once got 100% of the votes in Democracy 3, therefore, I alone should lead humanity. I rest my case.

    @MrHminer@MrHminer3 жыл бұрын

    • With a face like that, I trust you.

      @clinton8421@clinton8421 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how Lynx (B) put a bunch of money into tourism and then immediately a pandemic starts

    @playdoughmaster808@playdoughmaster808 Жыл бұрын

  • Should've had the Discord vote for the parties and then made a parliament where each of your team of party leaders voted with the value of their respective party.

    @TechTehScience@TechTehScience3 жыл бұрын

  • I don't know why but hearing people shrieking and begging for lives to "stop the count" for a poll about a fucking videogame is making me laugh so hard I'm gonna pull a neck muscle.

    @mantha6912@mantha6912 Жыл бұрын

  • Vale, blink twice if somebody is forcing you to wear this suit... oh, wait...

    @TheArklyte@TheArklyte3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how you guys try a super conservative policy And then a super progressive policy *And Discord's too incompetent to make either work!*

    @trygveplaustrum4634@trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын

  • Your vibrating plant is giving me conniptions.

    @authmastasly@authmastasly3 жыл бұрын

  • Damn Jan got robbed from playing so hard they went to sleep lol

    @MZZE-my7hz@MZZE-my7hz2 жыл бұрын

  • As a scotsman I must inform you that after that drawing of scotland in the diagram, you are banned from the country. If you want access you just to draw an accurate scotland

    @MrDylanm842@MrDylanm8423 жыл бұрын

  • I love how one of the stars on his US flag is transparent

    @0gar485@0gar48510 ай бұрын

  • "Germans love cars! Audi, uh... Panzer" Funniest video I've seen in a while thanks kings

    @ihavearequest1@ihavearequest13 жыл бұрын

  • You have completely lost it. And we love it, welcome back Papa Vale

    @96racco@96racco3 жыл бұрын

  • "The people should pick what happens." even that doesn't happen in a democracy.

    @cozmiccorruption@cozmiccorruption3 жыл бұрын

  • i just realized i was called "dog shit kinda smelly tbh" thoughout my whole term as president

    @NovelPond@NovelPond3 жыл бұрын

  • I had two thoughts in my head when I saw this title they were Oh dear god no. And yes YES. YEE-EEEEEEEES.

    @thomasgray4188@thomasgray41883 жыл бұрын

    • How about... Reddit rules a Country

      @nike5772@nike57723 жыл бұрын

  • The Bean Party will return

    @DomFP3@DomFP33 жыл бұрын

  • Kind of unnerving how someone in the call is named January 7 when this was recorded before the Jan 6 Insurrection at the capital

    @__dane__@__dane__9 ай бұрын

  • I miss read it as discord ruins a democracy probably wasn’t far off

    @sebby324@sebby324 Жыл бұрын

  • Lynx is the best President I have never had. Vote for Lynx

    @alba_tramonto@alba_tramonto3 жыл бұрын

  • Valefisk finally found his KZhead password PogChamp.

    @aaronlee6279@aaronlee62793 жыл бұрын

  • I’m still convinced that Rimmy is in that suit and none of you can convince me otherwise!

    @thevoidlookspretty7079@thevoidlookspretty70793 жыл бұрын

  • Germany has returned to being... ***Die Reichtangle***

    @spartanalex9006@spartanalex90063 жыл бұрын

  • “They aren’t even American, they’re European” Damn it’s even historically accurate 😂😂

    @CanadianFitted@CanadianFitted7 ай бұрын

  • Seeing how you ruined countless countries, reminds me of my best and favorite run in Democracy 3, which I played seriously, angered the liberals, created a police state oppressing liberals, and on the faithful moment, I misread that religious school boosts racism. In the matter of three rounds, I created an egalitarian society, and started country-wide race wars in my Canadian police state, with a surplus of 100 billion. Basically, I made Canada to be Quebec just without the French aspect of it.Dozens of assassination attempts by liberals but every single one was avoided because I maxed out everything I could, and expanded shit ton of jails, increasing jobs and people inside of it. It was left on cliffhanger because I was mad that I accidentally invented NCR ( New Canadian Racism ) because I wanted to create a theocratic police state

    @deadpan904@deadpan904 Жыл бұрын

  • "Next to the guy getting killed by Zeus in economy there is a rocket ship."

    @humbunger9379@humbunger93793 жыл бұрын

  • Ah, nothing more true of democracy then for only a select few to be excluded from the people and given free reign to meme until they face the consequences. Thank you for the realistic experience!

    @jchisu31@jchisu313 жыл бұрын

  • Who are you voting for, Hans? I'm voting for the AGGPPGAG party.

    @zsigmondgy@zsigmondgy3 жыл бұрын

  • Is no one going to compliment this man on drawing the United States and the United Kingdom upside down? He did really good for drawing it upside-down!

    @DrNano-tp5js@DrNano-tp5js3 жыл бұрын

    • yeah wtf

      @aturchomicz821@aturchomicz8213 жыл бұрын

    • And not being able to see

      @actuallyIDontExist@actuallyIDontExist Жыл бұрын

  • Poggers I love seeing discord admin abuse with valefisk

    @tr0ubledreligi0n44@tr0ubledreligi0n443 жыл бұрын

  • In my friends server we once had a lobbying system where we would gift steam games to someone and depending on the cost of the game we could get rules added to the server for varying lengths. The system was originally created by me to ban vtubers from the server and eventually spiraled out of control when someone gifted the entire call of duty collection for close to a thousand dollars.

    @binkybingus531@binkybingus531 Жыл бұрын

  • "I'm muting the opposition." Hm. Edit: "They don't deserve a voice." Hmmmm.

    @GadzooksEugene@GadzooksEugene3 жыл бұрын

    • This was supposed to be accurate, so why do you complain

      @actuallyIDontExist@actuallyIDontExist Жыл бұрын

    • @@actuallyIDontExist you're asking that on a two year old comment, as if I even remember.

      @GadzooksEugene@GadzooksEugene Жыл бұрын

  • Wait isnt this channel supposed to be forever cursed to make the gameshows and always fail. This breaks my immersion

    @arentrirkfendireth350@arentrirkfendireth3503 жыл бұрын

  • If Lynx was eating 17 400g tins of beans a second with a mouth diameter of 5cm, then the beans would be flying into his mouth at 4.45m/s or 16.02km/h

    @imrlyboredful@imrlyboredful6 ай бұрын

  • "Germans against Germany" i'm f**king dying 😂😂😂

    @Ronald98@Ronald982 жыл бұрын

  • We need more of this!

    @GoldxMakaveli@GoldxMakaveli3 жыл бұрын

  • I don't think I've laughed quite that hard before when they were yelling to stop the count during the public voting... God, that's good.

    @SimonWolfie@SimonWolfie3 жыл бұрын

  • Having rewatched this after becoming a really good democracy 4 player despite the comedy the plays break my heart

    @whayamean308@whayamean3082 жыл бұрын

  • If anyone was wondering the song at the start was Stars and Stripes forever

    @user-gr2wy8no3v@user-gr2wy8no3v3 жыл бұрын

  • "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch,"- John Adams

    @Adam-sh8vf@Adam-sh8vf Жыл бұрын

  • Loved this, I hope you do this again!

    @jadensaied2324@jadensaied23243 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you Valefisk for uploading on my birthday you're the best.

    @mattrobb1130@mattrobb11303 жыл бұрын

  • that france one just was a prediction of current events

    @kingkairos2437@kingkairos2437 Жыл бұрын

  • Finally some upload I've been waiting for months for an upload

    @stormwatch4719@stormwatch47193 жыл бұрын

  • 24:50 - 32:50 : this is why democracy is the best regime : the suspense

    @3DJMV3@3DJMV33 жыл бұрын

    • "One party will improve your standard of living and the other will fucking kill us all. Choose wisely..." (P.S. This comment is not about any particular country.)

      @clinton8421@clinton8421 Жыл бұрын

  • Stars and stripes forever is the background music

    @thetrashypistachi4162@thetrashypistachi41623 жыл бұрын

  • Congratulations. You simulated a Republic.

    @Laachen@Laachen2 жыл бұрын

  • This is still one of my favorite videos of all time.

    @dseszu425@dseszu4252 жыл бұрын

  • The last one is literally just like the real election

    @gdog9357@gdog93573 жыл бұрын

  • goodness, that germany election was probably the closest I've ever gotten to death

    @llamaz6731@llamaz67312 жыл бұрын

  • I fucking died at 2:59. From a sad drawing of America to dropping it

    @wildest_totodile@wildest_totodile11 күн бұрын

  • The drawn landmass of Germany in the begining is similar how I picture this country. That accuracy is almost terrifying ^^

    @DarkWarriorShadowClaw@DarkWarriorShadowClaw Жыл бұрын

  • ok, now this is actually epic

    @thing420@thing4203 жыл бұрын

  • This was beautiful

    @liquifieddonatsu1423@liquifieddonatsu14233 жыл бұрын

  • read the title, knew it was you, always great videos. you havent failed me once

    @pizza6447@pizza6447 Жыл бұрын

  • Unironically a great idea

    @julius8886@julius88863 жыл бұрын

  • candy and terry being the first elected to actually have a suplus income suprised me to be honest

    @greywolf5590@greywolf55902 жыл бұрын

  • I legit have to stop watching this video after the second election rigging to prevent Jan from participating at all. Kept him there with the promise of being able to maybe run one session by winning the vote and openly refused to let him win. That was fucked up as hell.

    @ShockAweGaming@ShockAweGaming2 жыл бұрын

    • Yep, poor Jan.

      @weisilber8957@weisilber8957 Жыл бұрын

    • %ingrowing is a summer food 😋😍😩😌😫👌😋😍😩😌😫👌

      @yatalore@yatalore Жыл бұрын

  • You've given me election night flashbacks, but it was actually funny this time.

    @farmerboy916@farmerboy9163 жыл бұрын

  • 2:58 Put a old TV filter and it will look exactly like a Monty Python scene

    @augustocesar5191@augustocesar51913 жыл бұрын

  • I was just watching a video yesterday, wondering how you were doing, and if the monkey suit was coming back

    @SkorchRabbitz@SkorchRabbitz3 жыл бұрын

  • Templin institute did this with their Stellaris invitus series and I was able to participate it was really cool

    @generalsmite7167@generalsmite7167 Жыл бұрын

  • That insane German voting session was the best part.

    @samueltrusik3251@samueltrusik325119 сағат бұрын

  • we had an election in a discord server once, somebody created like 5 alts and rigged the vote

    @MrGamingMan928@MrGamingMan928 Жыл бұрын

  • Funnily enough, the maps you drew are actually accurate to their historical counterparts form the a few hundred years ago. Congrats.

    @PauloGarcia-sp5ws@PauloGarcia-sp5ws3 жыл бұрын

    • *Brick germay*

      @full-timepog6844@full-timepog68443 жыл бұрын

  • I haven't laughed this hard in months

    @Dom-um6gi@Dom-um6gi3 жыл бұрын

  • KZhead need more videos like these

    @user-cd4bx6uq1y@user-cd4bx6uq1y Жыл бұрын

  • I want more because this game is hilarious

    @Therealonetruejoe@Therealonetruejoe3 жыл бұрын

  • I love the "certified moron" on your jacket.

    @fossforus4704@fossforus47043 жыл бұрын

  • 9:54 Leaving this here for myself in a few years when the algorithm decides I shall see this again

    @nitefurie.@nitefurie. Жыл бұрын

  • I haven’t lagged this hard in a minute. Thanks chief

    @kmckay7086@kmckay70863 жыл бұрын

    • Laffed

      @kmckay7086@kmckay70863 жыл бұрын

    • @@kmckay7086 lahhed

      @tedarcher9120@tedarcher91203 жыл бұрын

  • The German elections are the longest segment of this video. Ahahahaha.

    @npswm1314@npswm13143 жыл бұрын

  • 21:48 "I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums did beat And those loving English feet they walked all over us And every single night when me da' would come home tight He'd invite the neighbours out with this chorus-"

    @bladethedasv3127@bladethedasv3127 Жыл бұрын

  • 'I have bought peace, freedom and justice to my new Empire!'

    @sinistercommissions@sinistercommissions3 жыл бұрын

  • I happily bookmarked this video in my browser haha. Too fucking funny

    @TheCriminalViolin@TheCriminalViolin3 жыл бұрын

  • They did jan dirty in this one

    @nocanseegreen3845@nocanseegreen38452 жыл бұрын

  • Voting part was the best lmao

    @skylerwilbur6824@skylerwilbur68242 жыл бұрын

  • I would not mind seeing that again

    @sevensulivin4903@sevensulivin49033 жыл бұрын
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