Twice in a row now we have an incredibly painful very long game...seems to be a trend....
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Massive respect for Candy, who upon realizing he was going to lose, set out to extend the game and torture his friends as much as possible 👍
No comments? Let me fix that
@Alex26194 thats not really a comment just a wierdo move
@@molassesman4066 why are you being a hater lol
We need to make this comment section as long as possible to make people suffer scrolling to the bottom. You know, to follow Candy's example 👍
@@lowercasecheese6012 that won't work because people don't have to look at the replies
Monopoly is the only board game I know of where the game doesn't end when a goal is met, it ends when everyone loses what little sanity they had going into it.
It's a battle of attrition the goal is not to beat the enemy in skill it is to pass their mental breaking point and watch them burn
Its also the game where any kind of relationship doesn't exist or cease to exist.
Battle for North Africa: Allow me to introduce myself.
Just like the real economy
I mean, it's modeled after Capitalism for a reason.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, haunted by a single question... "why is it Lynx telephone he have fat nut"
Literally read this as maive said it
@@jasperpulleine9655 same
Why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Fun fact, I always wanted to play ultimate monopoly, and would always show it to friends as a joke for the next boardgame to play, one night my friend said "1v1 me" on a whim and moved the first piece, we then 1v1'd in ultimate monopoly over the course of three days, she won.
Ultimate rivalry
chad way of winning a fight the non vilolent way XD
A tragedy
3 days straight of intense concentration..
Not fact, millenial
Not even 5 minutes in and they're divided on the rules. This is the true stock market experiance
How does this have 4.4k likes and no replies
@@eagerphoenix9665 Replies are overrated
I can't even play normal Monopoly but INSANE MONOPOLY just no...
Lol
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28:30 “the moment we run out of properties to auction, we’re fucked” -wall street subprime mortgage lenders circa 2008
monopoly is one of the few games where you can accurately recreate the economic crash of 2008
also crica 2023
I wanna give a like but it's at 911 likes. It seems appropriate
When capitalism runs out of capital to extract:
@@Dannybythebanana ah shit here we go again
Hey! I was part of the group that made this! Super cool that you played this! And if you thought that this was needlessly large, an even larger version is in the works, likely to be put on tabletop simulator workshop within a couple weeks. It's got 8 tracks across two boards, more properties, a Pyramid Scheme, more investment volatility, and even more ways to lose friends. ...and yes, we refer to Beacon Street as Bacon Street as well :)
I'm also part of that group as a tester & editor of the rulebook (love to hear you were arguing over the rules xD). I think you guys will LOVE the much bigger version of this game variant. >:) We do usually play this game with four players, so seeing this with 7 players... Hoo boy!
Got a planned name for it so I can look it up in Workshop in the future? =]
@@KrazyKotKZhead Likely something along the lines of "Insane Monopoly: Pyramid Scheme Expansion".
Can't wait for Gigantopoly
@@Lord_of_Fail Thanks, can't wait to try it out with my 0 other friends! =[
26:45 "Uh... guys? Are you alright? You've been playing for six and a half-" [Punted from vc] 💀
Shshshsh little one, monopoly first then you can talk
poor novel 😢
When Vale was a kid, his family thought boardgames was just hitting each other with boards.
Wait so your telling me there not? I have some apologizing to do then
Don't apologize; apologizing means you lose
The game doesn't end until every else is dead.
That explains a lot now.
@@sugoistalin7809 and now he's gone back to the drawing board sniffing his next victims...
So the problem with Monopoly is you're stuck in just one city going round a board, what you really need is a denser metro area with layers and a sub section to hide out in, then whoever gets an advantage and initiate a hostile takeover on the smaller sectors
Monopoly: coup d'etat
@@chaoticclonestudios Monopoly: French Monarchy addition, guillotine included
@@genericuser984 except its just a little plastic guillotine that is still somehow sharp enough to cut a finger off but not big enough for anything larger than Andre the Giant's thumb
Monopoly Monopoly edition
Or a Nuke
Yknow, one of my favorite boardgame memories back in the day is actually playing what me and my friends called "Batshit monopoly" Where it's basically monopoly but we took other random boardgame and card game items from other games and implemented it into monopoly and we had to use our imagination to make the game mechanics. So for example, I would play monopoly with my buds, but then I'd draw a pikachu pokemon card and use my pikachu to shock the electric company my buds owned to avoid paying rent. and I would use a +2 uno card to get an extra 400$ when I pass go. It was basically a frankenstein'd amalglamation of various other board and card games into one game and it was beautiful. It was like 4 different card games + 2 board games mixed into 1.
You should try and make that into a real board game with proper rules
@@smamy8861 The beauty of it was that there were no rules, you just came up with bullshit at the spot and if it made enough sense it'd work. I mean it's pretty easy to do with most boardgames, just grab 7 other board/card games, randomize the pieces/cards and go wild.
Reminds me of when my brother used money from a different version of Monopoly and I didn't realize it till I went bankrupt within 30 minutes after he bought all of the reds, greens, yellows, dark blues, and pinks. How I didn't know being the banker is beyond me.
Now I want to see monopoly Earth edition, with 7 different boards for the 7 continents, each board having a number of spaces and rings based on the size of the continent and the quantity of notable locations… maybe each board has a different set of decks to draw from with region based effects… I can see the Antarctica board having 2 locations and a ton of utility and chance spaces…
And different currencies too so when switching to another content you have to switch currencies which could either benefit you, or disadvantage you
@@disappearinghills Not only that, but you have to roll the dice to see what the currency exchange rate is.
as well as new laws like not rolling high numbers or get fined, or doing things that are normal in other contries but isnt allowed in that one.
It's a 12 to 24 player game with two to four players per board, but leave Antarctica empty. When you want to travel to a new board you have to decide whether it is for Immigration, Business or Pleasure. Travelling for Immigration means that you have to exchange all of your money for the local currency, & you have to stay on that board for five full rotations. If you go to jail for breaking any of the local laws then you get deported & your properties go up for auction. All money goes to the bank of that region. Half of the local currency you have on hand is returned to the bank. After completing your 5 full rotations you are now a Citzen of that region & can no longer be deported from there. You must also revoke your Citizenship of your last home country. If you are deported from another region then you return to the region you last became a citizen of. Travelling for Business means that you have to leave after one full rotation & you have to buy at least one property within your first rotation or be deported, which comes with a hefty fine. You can go back to that board, but only after two full rotations on your home board. Travelling for Pleasure means you get a 20% discount on rent, you can use any station or airport tiles to move about the board with a small fee, but you cannot buy properties. Immigration, Business, & Pleasure travelers can use airports/harbours to get to adjacent boards for a fee, similar to Risk where you can't move directly from Europe to Oceania, & would have to travel through Asia. There are ways to avoid going to or staying in jail, be it bribing the police (cost & chance is region dependent), knowing the local mob/mafia who can bust you out (for a fee), or using a special card called "Faking Your Death" where you cannont move for a turn (in hiding) & move to a new region (adjacent to your current one) of your choice before you go through the Immigration process. If for any reason you go to jail in the new region you are sent back to where you last faked your death & cannot roll to leave jail for 5 turns, you are given a heavy fine (25% of your total cash in that region's currency) on top of the Immigrat penalty. You can get to the Antarctica board via special properties on the South American, African, & Oceania boards, but you have to pay a hefty fee. On the Antarctica board there are options to invest in research sites. Research sites are entities independent from players that can form contracts with players. The players can invest various tiers of money & get a return every time they pass Go in any region. However the amount they get paid can vary as it is rolled for. A 1 gives nothing, 2 or 3 gives 5% of the investment back, a 4 or 5 gives 7.5% of the investment back, & a 6 gives gives 10% of the investment back in cash. If they want to invest more into that or any other research site then they have to physically get there to sign the contract.
How to make the world argue about the amount of continents: Everything from 5--7 is correct, since this isnt concrete science but a accumulation of conventions.
20:08 he used the calculator to retract 1 dollar
give him a rest man, he plays map games for a living
Probably for the next calculation of big numbers, so the number doesn't get fucked
michu bej
Aren't they using the calculators instead of cash.. ?
1. retract simply isn't the word, it could be minus, it could be reduce by, or it could be subtract, but "retract" is just not correct. 2. the calculator is used as the amount of money someone has, it doesnt necessarily mean they can't do the individual calculations, they just don't want to keep tabs on their amount of money through the entire game.
On this episode of ValeGear, Vale instigates a Jacobin uprising through the game of Monopoly, Lynx almost says a racial slur, Maivi drives Vale's 2009 Honda Accord through every firm on Wall Street (multiple casualties), Virtrial hooks Vale up with high grade black tar heroin, Solll recreates Tianamen Square, Chamber causes hyperinflation by buying 99% of the Tesla Stock, and Candy finds true love within the Monopoly Man's loving and affirmative gaze.
Even outside Victoria 2, the fucking Jacobins haunt us.
Isn't Maivi a girl though?
Maivi is a woman
@@tyger5645 fixed it
I feel like all of those events require 'multiple casualties' at the end of them.
30:10 "He's completely fucked, but he's still in the game." Arguably, that's even worse.
Yes I do use outdated military audio recording equipment for these videos; watch multiple times so I can get an actual mic!
"The Dark Souls of Property Trading" -Steam Tags
Seeing the video, i'd say your statement is accurate!
Honestly overly complex versions of traditional games are fun as fuck. I demand a video on 5D chess with time travel and multiple dimensions. (It's a real game)
‘Overly complex versions of simple board games’ is my favorite genre of games
I wanna see Sovereign Chess
It's actually 4 dimensional, so don't worry about getting confused.
We must all bow before The Campaign for North Africa, a game so complex and convoluted I don't think there's a single documented play through of the game to the finish.
@@ExplorerValenis For a quick laugh, but do you actually play them on a regular basis?
Utilities in regular monopoly: "Spend money you'll never get back." Utilities in this version: "So you like winning?"
The fact that flip table is an option that’s always accessible means I could never play this game the temptation is too great
Using a Hammer and sickle pawn? I appreciate the overt irony.
based vale
@Dick Izzinya kzhead.info/sun/qdWBcrymn2ltaHk/bejne.html someones made it
@Dick Izzinya That's already a thing good sir. Called Communistopoly. Here is the link to that video kzhead.info/sun/qdWBcrymn2ltaHk/bejne.html
@Dick Izzinya The objective would be to have all the players cooperate to get everything on the board. Which was the original game.
kzhead.info/sun/iJRvmtCfp3-qhKs/bejne.html alright I am just gonna say I'm not a bot this video is actually related to this comment
Vale has gone on from making strategy game content to running a torture channel. I love it.
333rd 👍
He's the least insane strategy game nerd in the world.
Can Confirm this is 300% more entertaining ^.^
Imagine if the boards used different currency so you had to exchange before you could buy anything
That's good idea
Add inflation to the rotation on top of that.
The influence Vale has on people in his discord scares me. It's enough to make them play _this._
He also asked for volunteers to beta test his custom board game (if youve seen that video)... And they came back for the real thing
@@smamy8861 They came back for the real thing and _didn't warn the others._
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 that is true i forgot to mention that
If a had a half day time i would be totally in for this
My family is so good at monopoly that an average game is less than an hour, so I would totally be in for this.
7:47 Railroad historian here, there was one account of a railroad building across the Atlantic and it was from Florida to the Keys. It was called the keys west extension and was built AND operated by Henry Flagler’s Florida East Coast Railroad (which still operates!) intended to be a way to ship goods from Cuba, it didn’t get much traffic and was DECIMATED by the 1935 Labor Day hurricane. What was left of it was sold to become State route 1. And yes this was an actual thing in Florida
I mean, it is a railroad across the Atlantic, so it's technically correct. The best kind of correct.
"Florida man starts building railroad over the Atlantic."
Bro It’s the ocean highway…at least most probably call it that. As a native Floridian, I call it that. Also US 1 not SR 1. Also you can now drive to the keys.
@@windowstudios45altIk ‘was in a rush typing this
There was also the Atlantic Coast Line, and while I haven't the time to check, I'm pretty sure there was an Atlantic Railroad back during the Civil War Era
Next week is a shorter break video, and then the week after that we have the next big video. It's about an hour long, and is probably the most time I've ever spent on a single video.
hello
Your really cool
So the geoguesser wasn't your most time consuming video? You poor soul, thanks for all the video's so far.
Whooo
God bless finding this channel
The concerned voice by that non-player was perfectly timed as Vale removed him from the channel.
“Because it’s just too short” in my family we had a whole table dedicated to only monopoly, because we would leave the game on that table overnight because it would last half the week
At 1:22 I love how one of the steam tags is "the dark souls of property trading"
now I wonder if there is anything else with that tag?
Go check i wanna know
@@robocop1279 only one I serched so many workshops only one tthpugh I put the tag into the steam store and COD black ops cold war came up
@@erikaitsumi3216 *brain.exe has stopped responding
@@erikaitsumi3216 COD Black Ops Cold War is truly the Dark Souls of Property Trading.
"I now own the Jackson Five and Water, _I'm basically Nestle."_ Jesus H Crustnugget my man. :'D
Yeah damn I'm surprised that was just swept over
2:28 "using an antique SCR-508 from the 2nd World War." I couldn't help it, I laughed helplessly.
As a person who regularly plays ultimate monopoly with a group and has made edits and balance changes to our own monopoly, I can't fucking wait to make this real.
Update: printed out the board and most of the cards (waiting on title deeds cuz I need access to a color printer), the main board is like 30 inches square and the small board like 20. There were 70 pages of cards so far and I'm not even done (I made the cards smaller so I could fit 12 per page with the backs)
Wow. How do you do? Are you okay?
@jito it was awful, my friends now hate monopoly. perfect game works as intended
Now make snakes and ladders into a board game version of the Odyssey.
Add a second section where every snake leads beack to the start and a third section where every snake leads to the start of the second section.
@@samiamrg7 that's just Jump King in board game form
Then add cannons to screw other players
Dude you are on a roll these are some of the most creative video ideas I've seen in a while!
imagine the darkest timeline: a monopoly game comes out where all you buy are NFT's. and everybody thinks that's a great idea.
So regular Monopoly?
Wait until this group realizes there’s a version even worse with focus on pyramid schemes. Petition to get this Vale to play that.
They did already
10:53 sadly you only own 4 of the Jacksons candy, it needed to be a pentagon if you want to own all 5
😥
Finally a game of monopoly that takes more time to win than a game of Stellaris.
This is the equivalent to the mod that adds 25000 System Galaxies.
Monopoly but it's Twilight Imperium.
Hey Vale, did you know that 7 is the most commonly rolled number?!
Hey StarrDust, did you know that 7 is the most commonly rolled number?!
Hey John Hammond, did you know that 7 is the most commonly rolled number?!
i did not know that 7 is the most commonly rolled number
@@schhhh Gah, you ruined it!
@@PerishingPurplePulsar i did not know 7 is the most commonly rolled number
This is already a real game, to an extent. It's called Triopoly. My family and I have it, and yeah it can take literal days to complete, but it's an absolute blast. It's *much* more different than just "monopoly but with 3 boards", and includes things like the stock market, among other things. Highly recommend looking it up and giving it a go.
"I Now own the Jackson 5 and the Water... I am basically Nestle" Good Lord
"I fell down into the seething ring of board games, I went down down down and the salt piled higher, and it malds malds malds, the ring of board games, the ring of board games."
Imagine pro league monopoly with real money on the line, with an INSANE monopoly board.
Nah. Mr Beast would likely do that, though
achievement hunter did that
My siblings and I did that with $20 each but at the end the winner gave all the money back
27:00 “I should probably get a glass of water” And they say lizard men don’t exist
So how long before Hasbro releases a physical copy of this version of monopoly?
I'd say about a month after they sue Valefisk for copyright infringement.
How many might be sold is the real question
@@jackthorton10 I would try to convince my friends to play it (without saying what the difference is)
@@jacobhinger5039 You monster.... I like the way you think
@@jacobhinger5039 I don't think they're going to be your friends afterword
I wonder how many more of these ridiculous games vale and his friends can handle before they all lose their minds completely
smile
@@maivioz so, the answer yes?
@@maivioz oh, so you've already lost your mind huh
Potato
bold of you to assume they haven"t already
Heard you hate Monopoly so we added Monopoly in your Monopoly in your Monopoly, side-by-side with long-dead stock markets and black magic.
Triopoly was a weird board game from the 90s andthey discontinued it after a few years. Pretty rare game. Reminded me of this.
Playing monopoly normally is a pain. So this is pure masochism. Congrats on Soll tho after 9 hour of playing. Also love how you can tell whos started getting tired or having a small headache when they talked.
I like how Virtrials microphone is so bad, even his subtitles are filled with static.
Some guy named Arnold: "Pleeeease let this be a normal monopoly game" The Rest of Discord: "WITH THE FISK? NO WAY!" (intense magic school bus theme music)
Cruising down Jackson Street, and our asses are feeling weird
This is good, however the best augmentation to monopoly is the addition of bean boozled. To incorporate bean boozled into the game the owner of the property gives the person that landed on the property a choice. Either pay rent or play a round of bean boozled. Now you can sit back and relax and watch people gamble at trying to avoid paying rent
"We are building a bigger bridge" -Vale 2020
I can't wait to see Vale repeatedly breaking the Geneva Convention in this one
The fact that you guys kept your energy for that long...thats impressive. I'd be so dead panned at that point
"Forget real estate. You can't afford it anyway" LMAO
What a piece of art never thought something could be so glorious yet also make me want to set it ablaze
I love that novel joins the call and was instantly sent to the shadow Realm
"The problem with Monopoly is that it's just too short..." said no one ever!
Can’t believe that: 1. Y’all played Monopoly for 9 and a half hours 2. I spent 40 minutes watching y’all play Monopoly
Playing monopoly is already insane
highlight of this video for me is Vale needing a calculator to figure out what 3920 minus 1 is
"Wait why is it Lynx telephone, he have fat nut" absolutely killed me. Now, I need online gaming friends again to make them suffer
Honestly, the mic quality isn't that big of a deal, at least for me. As long as it's not clipping or completely unintelligible, I'm happy.
I like this new style of group video way more than the tutorials
"Oh its Baker Street! Do doodoo dododododoooooo--" Chambers is my kinda guy lmao
I know this can't be sustainable as more than a one off but I would love to see another video of this. Also, a fully uncut version.
there are no rules in monopoly that say you can't purchase every $1 in the game and sell it back for $5 each
The rule is that you can't bankrupt the bank. If for some reason the bank doesn't have the denominated funds to pay out to a player, you're supposed to use paper slips you make yourself as substitutes.
You’ve evolving from a mad game experimenter to a mad game engineer. I love it
This looks like pain manifested physically as a game.... i love it!
I love that "The longest turn: 2 vp" card in the corner, nice refference
If you want an even crazier version of monopoly then you should try "Ultimate Monopoly - Internet Edition". That game is just insane.
Me when my family wagers real money on monopoly has a banking interest system and allows hits
When I saw this board on the workshop, genuinely thought it was a joke. Madlad and crew are actually attempting it! [O_O]
I love the picture of the Roach from Metamorphosis on the side of the play area just on display. Feels befitting for the deep dive into insanity.
This reminds me of the time I played Pi Chess in elementary school. You control two sets of chess pieces facing back to back against two different opponents on a circular chess board. It requires 4 to 8 players and it took hours. It was so crazy and so much fun. It is nuts when your queen could take out a piece on the other side of the board.
"As long as you understand how normal Monopoly works then you'll be fine" Me : Peoples already have trouble agreeing on the regular rules...
You calling monopoly a granddaddy of the boardgame genre makes me want to die. Great video
Chess: _...I'm going to_ *pretend* _I didn't hear that, but two rooks and a knight are nonetheless converging on your position._
im one of those people trying to convince my family and friends to play monopoly with me and then two hours later I'm screaming and flipping the board because nobody wants to trade shit
Monopoly is legitimately my favorite game and the existence of this fills me with glee and now i want to play it so much. it’s beautiful in its clutter.
the bridge subsidy saga of the video was truly comedy gold
There is an official monopoly game that is supposed to take much longer than the original to play. Its official rules include pretty much all the house rules that they usually tell you not to use, and almost as many spaces to land on as this game.
i have this, the game almost ended like 5 times but we always got reset because of the tornado card that sells half your properties
28:42 Mr. Ditkovich : "Give me rent !" Bully Maguire : _(Pulls out His Chance Card)_ _"No. No, I don't think I will..."_
Now you just need to find a way to merge this with Risk. Maybe once you put houses on a property, you can choose to add soldiers to the houses, where the max number of soldiers depends on how many houses are there. And then you can choose to attack neighboring properties, which if won become yours (maybe roll to see how many houses get destroyed in collateral damage). Want to keep one of the utilities? Better make sure you have the spaces next to it, too/first. Make alliances with people so you don't pay rent on their squares (or certain squares). Maybe spice things up by having to roll to see how many actions you get per turn. Essentially, play would be roll to move monopoly token. Then roll again to see how many sets of troops you can move.
When *insert name here* takes a break from making videos: hey guys I'm back, time to start vlogging again and tell you stories about what I did on break. Super Vale: spends a year making videos with friends and not uploading them until ads are viable again and everyone wants to binge more great cringe
31:40 I suppose you could say Candy's wealth was all a house of cards
It's impressive you still have energy at the end of 10 hours. Dude, that's longer then most work days, not including editing and all that.
That car pawn is a reference to a really weird children's book called "The ultimate car" or something like that I think
You don't know how badly I wish I could have a physical version of this game
'' i now own the Jackson 5 and water, im basically Nestle ''' brilliant 🤣🤣
This makes me want to buy a copy of Twilight Imperium, play it all night long, and then never finish the game because 8 hours pass by before we even get to combat
Vale wtf this is the 3rd monopoly-related video Ive got today.
For those curious, if the government paid 99.9998% and he still needed to pay $200, the railway across the Atlantic would cost $100 million, with the government paying $99,999,800. That's still pretty cheap given the size and location
I briefly considered challenging my family to four-way monopoly, which is just four monopoly boards connected at the GO corners.
You’d almost need to play this game on shifts with teams of four. You cycle players until the game ends
Okay. Okay. This is sick but could you release this on the sim and the rules as well, as this would very much be a fun night game with the boys at night talking what stocks to buy.
It's on the Steam Workshop for Tabletop Simulator. The rules are in the description of the page.
I didn't think you could make Monoply even more time-draining and sanity-shattering.. I'm genuinely sad I was wrong.
The sheer panic in their voices when he said, "Lol, I'm using my transit card."
This reminds me of a board game my cousins had, it’s called triopoly (maybe the spelling is wrong) but it had 3 layers and it was an actual product. We’ve never finished a game of it...
These videos are incredible. Honestly if you can, keep 'em coming!