Nothing Beats the Ol' Orbital Panther Satellites now do they.
The Mod is called Advanced Powers. It's on Steam Workshop.
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Company of Heroes
Company of Heroes 2
Total War: Warhammer II
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings II
Democracy 4
#companyofheroes#valefisk#returnoftheking
and so it begins
Our lord and savior monke has returned
What can men do against such reckless uploading?
EDF EDF
Bro project Phenix is a based one love just spamming shammblers and flammsoldatens
hey valefisk try playing Alien eradication its a doom mod for pc (ultimate doom on steam works great for this with gzdoom) i want to see how you handle the horror and pants pissing action of shooting facehuggers before they get you XD
The funniest part is that Maivi, the Russian player, had one, never played the game before and two she didn't even had any of the sci-fi bullshit, yet she still was mvp through mass spam of regular Soviet tanks
u can really see that when i finally figured out how to build tanks it was over for them. They never explained to me how.
Realistic really
@@maivioz does your back hurt from carrying the team that hard?
@@maivioz never played the game > spamms t-34 > wins
@@maivioz i thought you uploaded videos too damn:(
Not only has he escaped the hague, but he's playing coh2 again!
Now he's just gotta simulate the Ukraine invasion in Wargame Red Dragon
@@seabrain1212 He'll probably be more successful than Putin
He will be more successful, in killing civilians
They have yet to keep me in the Hague longer than five minutes
@@ickytheclown username checks out
10/10 accurate world war simulator. Allied powers argued over who would take the glory so much that they disbanded before they could finish the job.
They were the axis though 🤨
@@cameronpadley117 Alternative Allies.
@@ArkayeCh You were talking about the factions they were playing, I was thinking about the map positions they were on. I get you.
"Orbital Drop Shock TIGERS" Never have I been so afraid yet intruiged in my life
Tiger shock has never been more pant browning.
Imagine being in WW2 and you see small lazer like spotlights pointing at the ground. Shortly after you see a squadron of Tigers hurdling towards you, hearing the leader yell at you to surrender over a loudspeaker on his tank.
Treads first into hell
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE
He researched PTSD - Panzer-Truppen-Systematic-Destruction
9:12 I like how at this point all the meme tech has just become normal that he gets jumpscared by seeing a normal KV-2
Germans seeing KV2s:
@@APersonOnKZheadX germans shouldnt be seeing kv2s they were launched against the finnish
The lesson is that in the end, mass T-34 still wins
I love how vale was like "what the hell is that thing" when he saw the KV-2, a vehicle from the base game (as well as commandoes and infrared stgs)
@@tony-te7gd well, that’s due to how the game works. It’s a hard game to make entire models for.
Fortress Jordan, the pinnacle of allied engineering holds strong!
Jordan is not yet lost! Long live Jordan!
Jordan stands
Give us blindfolded Company of Heroes!
We Demand It!
We need it
We lust for it
I WANK myself just THINKING about it!
"We got some really Bokoen1 faceplates out here" made me laugh way harder than it had any right to
Valefisk: *doesn't plays the zombie horde faction* Me: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
Oh my... This will be glorious. I'm so excited. This already feels classic.
*Attacks KV2 *KV2 loses only a shread of health -"What is that thing made of?!" -" Stallinium" Simply Glorious
Dammit I love the Advanced Powers mod. Me and a friend played a game with it, and he... didn't take it well. He played the US and did nothing but spam reserve riflemen, while I cheesed the hell out of him with nazi fencers, the droid army and the BS infinite range flakturms. Eventually I rushed a mega tank into his base and he just gave up. This mod takes the Modern Warfare 2 approach to balancing. If everything is broken, nothing is. I think it works terribly, but it's good memes so who cares?
Advanced powers also has what if Germany reactivated its chemical weapons.
I'd say self healing nazi zombie King Tiger horde is a very balanced army.
It is one of my favorite mods on the workshop and I'm really damn happy to see vale play it, didn't expect it to garner such attention given its size.
Ahhh Advanced Powers, the mod where you can have super Maus legions
Reminds me of how CnC General Shockwave CHAOS Mods goes, if everything is broken it will come full circle and keep everything balanced.
*It's raining Tigers! Hallelujah, it's raining Tigers!* *I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get* *ABSOLUTELY FLIPPING SHREDDED!*
This mod takes inspirations from the Wolfenstein world a lot and is basically the Red Alert of Company of Heroes. My favorite thing is how in terms of balance, it's actually not _that_ broken. The Allied factions gain manpower and munitions faster than the Axis and they also get their abilities faster and cheaper. What more with the Specializations changing prices for certain troops, that can really overwhelm the Axis if done well. The Axis on the other hand is mostly about overwhelming firepower at the cost of price, time, and manpower. Also this mod is really best played with Annihilation; really invokes the old Red Alert/Generals days of just mayhem and absurdity.
What is annihilatiom?
See this is a great edutainment tool. Everyone knows WW2 ended when the allies holed up inside Jordan and the Axis just couldn't figure out how to repair the one bridge into the last fortress so they just surrendered to spite each other.
this mod is just a result of the guy making it adding every intrusive thought he had when making it
Red alert + Wolfenstein
HE'S BACK! THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED! Good to see you back dude glad you're okay :D
Ah Feels Just Like The Good Ol'Days Of Pure War Crimes. *Glad You're Back Chief*
These aren't war crimes, if he had gone down the chemical weapons tree however
The Hague needed to make room.
Orbital Drop Shock TIGERS sounds absolutely terrifying. It's nice to see you back Vale.
When the world needed “brilliant” strategies valefisk manifests from the void
The mod is heavily based on Wolfenstein, so naturally the units are pretty unbalanced, especially German units lol Wehrmacht: Some Original Units from Wolfenstein The Japanese Imperial Army Upgradable Vehicles
The Mod however is if the Allies also had their own bullshit up their sleeves and it’s glorious.
I can just imagine a satelite in orbit of earth just shooting tanks at it
It a giant tank gun
That ending was unexpected, hilarious, and absurd. Classic Valefisk Edit: By the way, what happened to your drunk video? Pls bring it back
20:45 "I've got nothin' left!" ~ Valefisk, having enough resources in his economy to build a sizable ground army, diverse enough to hold the front.
Vales starting strong with the classic Jordanian victory by default.
the return of the king
Modding will fucking open your eyes Vale. The most dull game you've played a million times becomes fresh and amazing, and can even because its best self with minimal changes.
As someone who still plays company of heroes regularly, this is such a surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.
Oh god, The Advanced Powers. I remember the first time me and my discord mates played that. One of us had Marines with miniguns, Panzerwefer SAMs, and the other had just hordes of conscripts xD
I forgot how much i missed these. Season 2 of Valefisk, now with more orbital dropped tanks.
"When the world needed him the most, he returned" -me who waited for a long time for another coh game
That was arguably the most brilliant plot twist I've ever seen.... Glorious
I love how Maivi just has Soviet army stuff fighting like nazi robots and is winning.
"You and what orbital cannon" is now going to be part of my comeback list
"Fencers? Air Raiders? This is just EDF!" 🎵🎵🎵 To save our mother Reich from any UnterMensch attack! From vicious, foolish Yankees who have once again come back!
We unleash all our forces we wont cut them any slack the Wehrmacht Deploys
This entire video was chaos from start to finish and I loved every second of it
The Day has come!!
Wow I love this content thank you Vale for waking up from your coma :')
Winning *Winning*
Since you never play with mods, a favorite of mine that I can't play without is Spearhead overhaul. Makes the game a bit harder in some aspects and rewards micro managing troops a bit more.
Your friends are fun! welcome back dude! After seeing your announcement vid yesterday, I've never been more excited for KZhead content.
Happy that your back valefisk! I hope it continues
Man, I missed Vale -- glad to see you back in form!
This was great, thanks for coming back
I've been waiting so long for this, a valefisk video!!!
Damn I'd love to play stuff like that! Glad you've returned Vale!
Part 2 pls! Its so lovely to see you play coh2, and even more with mods and with the crew!
gotta say i laughed so much during this video i almost died glad to see you back vale cant wait for the next video
It was just a couple of weeks ago i wondered if you were back or not, and this popped up in my recommended. Needless to say, i'm quite happy.
was watching you since the speedchievement times, glad to see you back mate, hope you are here to stay
You madlads are tons of fun. More of this please!
Watching this after the blindfolded csgo video and now the comment from 4:40 sounds like crazy foreshadowing
I always loved CoH 2 and 1 and I’m so happy that you are back and perfect timing cause I’ve started playing now
Once more he comes to warm his bed in The Hague cell block and thus begins a new list of effective tactics that masquerade as war crimes. Commander vale has returned.
You have no idea how long I’ve been wanting a new CoH2 valefisk video. It’s like fucking crack I have been FIENDING
The legend is back from his 'fitz' break, i watched is coh with no unit cap like 5 times bc of boreddom happy that you are back
Definitely wanna see more of this
I’m so glad you’re back! I love watching you man hope you’re doing well!
I clicked on this without even realising it was Vale. Very happy to see you back.
So there’s just a German tank crew on a satellite sipping coffee saying “So Hans, do you think we’ll be dropped in Belgium or France?”
Vale returns! Can't wait for his video on the Red Dragon DLC, if that ever comes
Vale, im so incredibly joyful you returned
It's been a while man, glad your back
I needed this video today
9:14 I don't know what's the best. The reaction about the KV-2. The fact he probably think it's a mod thing... Or the fact that this tank ACTUALLY EXISTED and the germans had the EXACT SAME REACTION to it!
Just rewatched this, the Requiem canon ability on the Titan uses the Command and Conquer: Generals upgraded USA power plant symbol.
Ahh I missed you. Good time to have you back, need some laughs at the moment...
Fortress Jordan: The Bridge and the Enemy Break before the Guards did
Guess who's back, back again, Valey's back... tell a friend! (P.s. my buddy and I were literally just talking about where you went 3 days ago, so stoked to see you!)
Yessss!!! I'm so excited! I missed you Vale! lol
28:32 I appreciate that you saw my comment! Unless it was independently penned, in which case I commend you for your taste!
25:50 You WILL Be Welded! Edit: One of the best long videos I've watched in a year
Damn good to have you back man.
Glad to have you back, Vale
I've been looking forward to this
literally yesterday i checked to see if you uploaded
I think this is the best non-torture video Valefisk has It's been almost 1 year, but please do more funny modded
I only played basegame m&b warband until i had 200 hours and practically took over the entire map as a khergit vassal and independent ruler
ah yes the drops of golden tears of the gods fall to this glorious content
When the world needed him most, he returned, only to very quickly disappear back to The Hague
this was incredible to watch
He's back! I have overwhelming joy 😊
Can't wait for a game called Panzerfall where we play as crews of tanks deployed through orbital drop into the battlefield of a Dieselpunk world.
valefisk is back? ah heck yeah! needed a good laugh lately!
HOLY SHIT YOUR BACK!!! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH DUDE!
I wheezed at that ending, genuinely.
Welcome back I feel like it's the return of the war crime King
5:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was too funny! Your friend: where’s the spy satellite I will shoot it down! You: you and what anti orbital canon?!
Best Vale vid so far
I was watching this and thought it was an old upload and then I realized it was just made today
no one: vale: "haha tank go *flying noises* BOOM"
that clutch victory at the end tho
I thought this man died after that 24 hour stream, glad to see him alive tbh. Also I'm calling Hague just in case
HE HAS RETURNED. THE EARTH IS HEALING. WELCOME BACK CHUM, WE MISSED YA
Oh my love,you are back,finally,fisk is true chad of company
I waited for your return my liege. For a long time I've waited but it was worth it
I used the littler builder tank thingamabob to salvage an enemy tank that the crew was literally in the process of repairing, The most devious lick of all
Glad to see my buddies of TAPS is seen as amazing