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why bother inventing nuclear weapons when you can just use 1,000 goliaths
Obviously because of the radiations left, so no one could live there. Just Tsar-bomb Israel and the whole area would be people free for centuries, no more Middle Eastern crisis.
Goliath merch when
Bruh the germans lost cause they tried playing legitimately while the soviets used these cheats to spawn infinite T-34's
@Valefisk what is the cheat code?
Španska inkvizicija DEZ set 999999999999
Features of the map: -Valefisk's base *-THE CRATERS*
Let’s not forget, the number of destroyed vehicles and bunkers. Oh and the Goliath incident
The WW1 experience
@@imperialfist2304 The explosions would've destroyed the wrecks too, so it'd be a barren wasteland filled with black metal
@@moerukaze5464 i wanted to said that... 😂😂😂
@@kalfdyandrypolynational7441 here we have the goliaths the panzer division and the altilery
"The real reason why the Maginot line failed was because it wasn't British" -Valefisk
well if you think about it, only the british know the intricacies of trench warfare
*ANGRY* *FRENCH* *NOISES*
“You’re god damn right”
The Maginot line never "failed" though. It worked exactly as intended, to force an attack through Belgium.
The maginot never failed but at the same time it didnt exactly win them the war.
"They aren't getting any repairs, they're just gonna get replaced" -Joseph Stalin
I think that was the wehrmacht with their tigers and panthers
@@TheMaztercom Yeah, at some points in the war the Wehrmacht literally built new tanks to meet quotas instead of building the amount of spare parts needed to prevent breakdowns.
@@TheMaztercom the Soviet industry focused on making as many tanks as possible, it was more common for a crew to get an entirely new tank rather than get an old one repaired, the Germans couldn't at all spare resources to make new tanks and had to repair and maintain as many of the old ones as possible especially late in the war when new tanks were of considerably lower quality. For every 1 tiger or panther, there was 8 T-34'S
@@pejatorres5647 if a tiger has 80 rounds of ammunition, send 81 t-34s
@@pejatorres5647 i was under the impresion that the americans used this strategy too as in making more tanks so even if half fail they will still overwell the nazis
The Calliope blowing up the Goliath pile was the most emotion I've ever heard from Vale.
MYYYY BABIIIIIEEES XD
7:32
Nobody: Hitler after discovering alien technology:
Nobody: Nobody:
Basically the plot of Wolfenstein.
If only he did irl
@@AurelionSass I was about to say lol
@@therealgaben5527 hello Bismarck
Let's be honest, Val just wants his army of suicide-bomber-cars.
Play c&c generals then
@@noahw7013 he can make Bombtrucks but I don't think you could build suicide cars
Who doesn’t?
@@juliannemeth9285 "GLA Postal Services" , "I love a crowd"
You dont?
i like that Vale makes the AI expert, saying that "I dont think it would matter" as if Expert don't also start off with 100k resources themselves
ADTRG thanks
they dont actually it only affects the player himself i googled this on what vale did
@@ramiroloria2185 idk but when i made a skirmish match my facking allie bot had like 7 stormtroopers squads in the middle of the facking 6 minutes and the thing is I TRIED TO COPY HIM i couldn't the bots actually have an extra income of manpower wich i discovered in my terrorroty tests
Field Marshal Hague's preferred way to play. Sending endless units at the enemy, ENDLESS UNITS!
He was a 40k general born in the wrong millennium.
@@inquisitorialllama638 if I'm not mistaken, he's only partially responsible for that
Germany in 1944: 4:34 Germany when the Allies invade Italy: 4:10 Scientists working at the Manhatten project completing the first atomic bomb: 10:20
Good
Actually got a decent chuckle from that, nice
"Why are they all attacking down here now?" That was the most accurate
@@undercover1790 I know right. That made me laugh so hard
Alternate title “If the Germans could make tanks like the Russians”
Well, considering Panther was only 20% more expensive then Pz.IVJ... that kind of was their plan. But you know, between allied bombings and USSR failing to fall on demand, it didn't work as intended:D
Alternate title: Destroying Field Hospitals to win the war
@@TheArklyte Well their economy couldn't withstand the strain of war and also it didn't help that the equipment broke down easily... experienced crews were dying faster than they could be replaced, and the armor was incredibly easy for allied strafing runs to pick them off due to Lufftwaffe collapse and loss of German air superiority.
@@serlistogiette4168 all of which is the result of points above. T-34 1940 and T-34 1943 are also two different tanks and the former one is hardly a tank at all with all its faults. Panter was a design introduced and put into mass production during the war. Thankfully for us all, germans didn't have the time to catch a breath for obvious reasons and thus couldn't invest more time and resources into maturing the design and above all stopping the conveyor. Soviets planned evacuation of factories and germans lacked strategic bomber capability to bomb them behind Urals, germans themselves lacked that break from 1942 onwards. Even without that, Allies expected no more then 20% Panthers among german tanks during D-Day and follow up Second Battle of France. They thought that they didn't need heavy tanks, that 76mm would deal with any possible german armor and that there were enough M10's equipped with that. They were wrong. Jumbo was rushed in, more 76mm were brought in for field conversions, APCR ammo was delivered and everyone got incredibly lucky that brits prepared better with putting 17 pounder on anything that could hold it... and in case of Archer and Firefly, on things that couldn't, but were forced to. Now imagine alternate scenario where Panthers make up almost 100% german tanks in Normandy and there is no air superiority to begin with. Yeah, not great...
@@TheArklyte We can imagine all we want but it doesn't change the fact of the matter.
You know, I’m not sure how you can top this one.
Commit warcrimes irl
This, but multiplayer with the boys.
Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse with all the settings set to max
Commit warcrimes in Multiwinia. Spoiler alert: that game itself is a warcrime.
Don't challenge him he'll release the mustard gas
One of my favourite thing to do with this game is use those cheat codes and just produce a shit ton of infantry and practice human wave tactics against enemy tanks.
God, you can only get these types of comments on Valefisk videos.
Developers don't add China and Japan as playable factions. You: fine, I'll do it myself...
What? There's cheat codes in coh? Im gonna do that tomorrow
How do you use codes?
@@serlistogiette4168 www.ign.com/wikis/company-of-heroes/PC_Cheats there ya go :^)
"Infinite Shermans" You mean "A realistic amount of Shermans."
*You can't beat American logistics.*
@@vit968 mainly because the entire military is logistics
@@crimson8590 Not anymore.
"Need to clear a minefield? There's a Sherman for that"
The Hague: I've been looking forward to this. Valefisk: My powers have doubled since the last time we met. Hague: good, double the war crime, double the sentence.
UN: Be careful, he’s a War criminal The Hague: But UN, War criminals are our speciality
US: uses napalm in Vietnam The Hague: you were supposed to destroy the war criminals not join them! US: 👁_👁
Vale “war crimes” Fisk strikes again.
"it would be really dangerous to set off the entire stack of Goliaths right now" --funniest words ever said in CoH
I liked this rendition of the blue corner from r/place
Nothing like turning perfectly good land into a recreation of the surface of the moon
"Man laughs at explosive roombas commiting warcrimes"
Ah, i love the Smell of 984 petrol fuled Remote controled bomb cars in the morning
WW 2, but if Hitler discovered the command console
TNO: Europe’s Last Days 1939-1946 lore in a nutshell.
Game 1: Wehraboo wet dream. Game 2: The Imperial Guard in a nutshell (featuring the Elysian Helljumpers).
Well, game two could have used a LOT more infantry if it were to simulate the IG.
@@autogaming8324 Aren't the Krieg technically part of the IG anyways? The mentality is very similar.
@@autogaming8324 Could have been a more mechanised force like the Steel Legion.
*88f flak cannon wall shoots once* Valefisk: “Is it gone?”😐
Why is there so many British Oh God why are there so many British!? -Hitler as a soldier surviving heavy artillery and near death post WW1
You know vale, I find it strange that you have not tried out the eastern front mod, considering that it you can add a flamenwerfer to every tank you have and send troops without weapons to their death and all. Surely a connoisseur of Geneva violations such as your self has heard of this mod?
is this what wehraboos talk about when they say “if hidler wasn’t an idiot......”
Yes
Yes
Yes
Hitler should've used sv_cheats 1
"SMH Hitler would've won if he just used Goliaths, what an idiot..."
What Valefisk didn't realize is that when he cheated, the AI already had him beat. It cheats all the time - no waiting for units to be built, just a cooldown on how often they try to build them. The build timer on your screen is merely there to make your UI look nice, and give "balance" to the game. But the game was rigged from the start.
Valefisk: “So what if we did Germany but Soviet Russia”
Oh yes, I've been waiting for this.
Turn ir up
Is that you, Akihiko?
After the ai killed all his Goliaths he goes sounds like a team fortress 2 engineer player when his sentry gets taken down
Vale: -has unlimited pops- "Am I the one who's cheating? no.. no it's the AI who's cheating"
The ai did too
This is like what happens when you move the rock the ant colony is under.
The goliath rush is easilly doable on a normal match, I remember this game and remember countless times of decimating the enemy hq
No unit caps means more war crimes committed per minute goes up by 10 fold
I want to see it in multiplayer so bad. I can only imagine how glorious it would be
6:08 He was dead set on hitting the base Now he is just dead
Vale: “You can hit the base from this range, I know you can.” Calliope gunner: WE’RE NOT AIMING FOR THE BASE
Turns out the Beirut explosion was caused by goliaths
Secret nazi Plan to Start ww2, attempt 2?
@GhostArmy1 we can only hope
At some point Valefisk was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.
Aaaah yes, the soviet tradition of having more tanks than the enemy has ammunition
Thanks valefisk for posting. Haven’t watched it yet but know it will be good It was good
Valefisk sending his Goliath's into enemy lines be most likely like: "Go, mY pRettIEs, hArveSt theIr SouLs fOr YouR MASTER."
Embrace the doctrine of the Imperial Guard, Valefisk. Begin the assault with explosions that shake the very heavens awake. Then shake the ground with the rumble of armor and the cadence of one million boots, all marching together.
You have to think that when Vale set the spawn in the enemy’s base, the Americans were just standing there, desperately trying not to disturb the pile of RC bombs, and then they hear the mortar falling
The Spiffing Brit combines with iSorrow on this one. Artillery Spam, with Perfect Balance and no exploits
I love waking up and seeing that Vale posted a video.
20:34 "Artillery! See that King Tiger?" "Yes sir!" "I don't want to anymore."
You're making the excatly same content I always wanted to make. I always thought I'm the only one who just has to build defensive lines absolutely everywhere. I enjoyed every of your videos so far. Keep it up!
The one thing that bothered me the entire time was using the mouse clicking on the button to build Goliaths instead of just mashing G like crazy
Imagine just hiding behind a bush, repairing your Sherman rocket artillery thing, and 10 Panthers just bum rush you
"not many RTS games can survive that" Supreme Commander FAF has entered the chat
i'm surprised about how 4 expert AI in the first game can actually be beaten even by one monkey with goliaths yet on the second game its been buffed to hell and back. something tells me they cut some corners on the second one
"This is what happens when you try to play GOD!!!"
Literally was just binge watching valefisk company of heroes
Holy shit perfect timing I've been playing Company of Heroes for the past 2 months and I love this content! Nice!!!
'Let's just build more howitzers.' I see your Butcher Haig video taught you well
For the intro you said Company Of Hero’s. Instead of Company Of Warcrimes
Company of war criminals
@@derekmensch3601 Is not a war crime if they all dead.
@@peterongan9655 You can't commit warcrimes if you exterminate the other group.
The "reverse Maginot line" is also called the Siegfried line.
Valeseline, I just wanna say that from watching your videos for a good year now, I can confidently say that you have influenced me to play RTS games aggressively and recklessly. To achieve ultimate victory with no compromise and unconditional surrender from all belligerent parties that dare to even breath or talk smack. Safe to say that any RTS games I've played, I turned from a semi peaceful/ powerful player that can coexist to an always hostile and expansive player in RTS genre. Thank you.
two weeks Vacation and a Valefisk video. Perfect
Valefisk after seeing an enemy that killed the Goliaths: More! *Dies* MORE!
When I heard him say that he turned the unit cap off, It's either total lag, or total goliath
Why not both
"A horse with pogo sticks for legs" Thank you, Valefisk, thank you.
Still rewatching this masterpiece 😔
A Bit Late But About The Pathfinding: If You Just Tell Them Directly To Attack Instead Of Moving They Will All Move At Once. *Experimented With An Insane Amount Of Shermans And 10 Fps.*
I've never seen this footage from Stalingrad.
Field Marshall Haig got to move his drinks cabinet 6 inches closer to Berlin. Well done!
20:45 “Destroy the field hospital, it’s preventing us from winning!” -some Canadian soldier during WW1, probably.
“SHATTER THEIR SKYS” Valefisk as the British
This dude wondering about how to turn off unit cap while i am here laughing with my mrantifun trainer
Something tells me you would enjoy rolling a swarm of Banelings into an enemy based in StarCraft 2
Ahh yes, my favorite war crime simulator is finally back!
4:03 Joseph Stalin explains his battle doctrine, 1941 colorized
Game: How many goliaths do you want? Valefisk: YES
That Wait Not Even Half Way In The Video Was Perfect
9:31 "dent a Nate"
Ah yes, soviet wave tactics. Effective since 479 BC
Yep
“It destroys everything… and the Target.” - Commander Valefisk in The Battle of The Rhine, probably
I just rewatched these videos earlier and then I saw this uploaded today wtf
“It’s like a swarm of angry gnats” Yeah except if the gnats were *insert racist joke about Muslims here*
My ummah, Dawn has arrived
why didn’t you use the assign group feature lmao. ctrl 1, ctrl 2...makes commanding your bzillion tanks waaaaayyyyy easier
I keep thinking the same with every video, spread the tanks easily.
To be fair, the tactic you did with the British is my standard style of combat in these games, especially in team games. And that's without this extra cap. I turn WW2 into WW1. My friends hate me.
That brief pause as the Shermie rocket lands square on the pile of Goliaths... Game engine: "At right how many goliths are here..oh.. oh no.."
Back when RTS games were good.
Alternate title: If Germany’s wartime production was historically accurate.
you should do it with the All Units mod too haha, for COH2 ive actually had some INSANE games, 2V2 or 3V3 with AIs where you have access to all the units for a faction and turn the pop cap to around 150 get some insane tank battles and never know what troops to expect, plus allll the different emplacements in general though even without popcap up its a fun mod to mix up gameplay with way more variety
“I don’t think they realise the situation, they are not getting repaired. Only replaced.” - *smiles in Stalin*
9 human rights activists have disliked this video.
7:31 "Okay, it's time to neuter the Americans." - the globalists
Bruh
Nuclear goliath annihilation isnt how I want to go out
@@Ed-1749 crap, I'm American
That looks so fun! Never thought of doing this before.
« This field hospital is preventing us to win » Well well, it seems that Geneva Convention is again disregarded.
Santa- What do you want for Christmas. Me- I want more company of heroes from valefisk. Santa- Me too kid.. me too.
It was like a best of Vale plays Company of Heroes, all we were missing were burning conscripts.
Hell hath no fury like a war criminal who lost his goliaths, seriously Vale sounded unhinged when that happened, truly do not envy his does when he is like that!
klinda reminds me of me playing as libya in red alert 2. builing 9 demo trucks, placing waypoints for all of them to spread around the enemy base and then place iron curtain on them and innitiate the waypoints. once the curtain ends and the first truck gets killed the cain reaction will delete the whole enemy base.
This reminds me of the type of stuff I used to do as a kid. Then get bored and never play the game again because nothing would impress me anymore.
So glad you're back. been playing all pandemic.
"Let's come in the back here" ...OH MYyyyyyyyyyyyyy
so now valefisk is building the Sigreid Line lol Hail Valefisk!!!