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5 Guys and Too Many Wives - The CK2 Babymaking Championship

Valefisk
2019 ж. 13 Там.
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  • Vale is trying to undo all his genocides and warcrimes via repopulation.

    @lizrathburn8603@lizrathburn86034 жыл бұрын

    • He must repopulate or else there is no one to commit genocide on.

      @alexmartin3191@alexmartin31914 жыл бұрын

    • and not by incest either. Gotta diversify (as much as having everyone have the same father :| )

      @ChronoTriggerHappy@ChronoTriggerHappy4 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you so much that is a excellent idea I'm going to play as a charter that has to have a kid for each person he kills and vice versa I will keep perfect balance

      @bradleysteltz642@bradleysteltz6424 жыл бұрын

    • 2000th like. I feel acomplished.

      @jacobhu4431@jacobhu44313 жыл бұрын

  • This video is brought to you by the KZhead Ethics Board: We're Completely Inept

    @Valefisk@Valefisk4 жыл бұрын

    • ＴＨΞ ＭΛＬΞ ＦΛＮＴΛＳＹ

      @l0lLorenzol0l@l0lLorenzol0l4 жыл бұрын

    • yeah just like your case at The Hague vale

      @snipeyboi5934@snipeyboi59344 жыл бұрын

    • Valefisk please do more videos with these people

      @sorcererberoll4641@sorcererberoll46414 жыл бұрын

    • now where have i seen this before?

      @seunghakkhun324@seunghakkhun3244 жыл бұрын

    • Vale this wasn't prasing satan it was praising slannesh mah dude.

      @aidenwarren246@aidenwarren2464 жыл бұрын

  • When you have 80 kids and have to pay child support Suffering From Success

    @brandonbrock-smith1600@brandonbrock-smith16004 жыл бұрын

  • "Does anyone have any sisters?" "Yeah but I'M using them...." xD

    @aciarduce@aciarduce4 жыл бұрын

    • Holup

      @voughklry8362@voughklry83624 жыл бұрын

    • I would hate to be a girl on that island

      @mecharobby@mecharobby2 жыл бұрын

  • When you Think about it. This is exactly what happends in an elderly home. When the oldest person die everyone steals his lovers. And so on

    @NovelPond@NovelPond4 жыл бұрын

    • I didnt know that you were an expert on elderly home lore Novel

      @OctavioMovies@OctavioMovies4 жыл бұрын

    • @@OctavioMovies you call it a elderly home. i call it a brothel

      @NovelPond@NovelPond4 жыл бұрын

    • @@NovelPond r/cursedcomments

      @mikeoxsmal8022@mikeoxsmal80224 жыл бұрын

    • The good traditions must be kept alive.

      @JohnDoe-or2qg@JohnDoe-or2qg4 жыл бұрын

    • How to unsee a comment

      @stygian8049@stygian80494 жыл бұрын

  • Venice, the original Love Island

    @tobiegamer9014@tobiegamer90144 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah why do you think so many people would want to live on a swamp island

      @jacksonthesyndicalist2771@jacksonthesyndicalist27714 жыл бұрын

    • Extra Large did not kill himself

      @JohnSmith-kb4re@JohnSmith-kb4re4 жыл бұрын

  • >not playing a religion that lets you have concubines/extra wives

    @Hesstig@Hesstig4 жыл бұрын

    • That's the fun of it

      @EternalVirgin@EternalVirgin4 жыл бұрын

    • Bastards > Concubines

      @Crick1952@Crick19524 жыл бұрын

  • The worst part is, this isn't even that far off from actual Venice at the time

    @LordZaxom@LordZaxom4 жыл бұрын

    • Renaissance Venice was just a giant fuckfest

      @armorfrogentertainment@armorfrogentertainment4 жыл бұрын

    • It's VENEZIA

      @thallan@thallan4 жыл бұрын

    • @@thallan are you one of those people who doesn't believe in using linguistic variants of place names?

      @armorfrogentertainment@armorfrogentertainment4 жыл бұрын

    • ArmorFrog Entertainment that was probably a jojo reference

      @BidiguiloChefao@BidiguiloChefao4 жыл бұрын

    • Are you suggesting Venice isn’t Still like this?

      @samaustin339@samaustin3394 жыл бұрын

  • When are you committing war crimes in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga? I heard that Yoda death sound so no excuses

    @hotdogfingerz9674@hotdogfingerz96744 жыл бұрын

    • HotDogFingerz He used it in the most recent Minecraft video, and it is art.

      @manofsemantics7936@manofsemantics79364 жыл бұрын

  • "I have never met any of my children" - Valefisk, 2019

    @JigsawLV@JigsawLV4 жыл бұрын

    • Damn you Karen

      @EternalVirgin@EternalVirgin4 жыл бұрын

    • When your children count for half of Venice that's quite the achievement.

      @hazydoom69@hazydoom694 жыл бұрын

  • *Ck2 player sees other people play their game* Ah men of culture!

    @jonahwiegand827@jonahwiegand8274 жыл бұрын

  • “Looking for Female” -Valefisk 2019

    @quinnamations9715@quinnamations97154 жыл бұрын

    • Buying GF 23 GP

      @HighAdmiral@HighAdmiral4 жыл бұрын

  • This episode makes me think of a poem written by a Chinese warlord by the name of Zhang Zongchang: “Untitled” Someone asks me how many women I have I really don’t know either Yesterday a boy called me ‘dad’ I don’t know who his mother is

    @jonathanlee4511@jonathanlee45114 жыл бұрын

    • What an absolute madlad.

      @bonogiamboni4830@bonogiamboni48304 жыл бұрын

    • The Based Dogmeat General

      @Jsay18@Jsay184 жыл бұрын

    • Yessir

      @jonathanlee4511@jonathanlee45114 жыл бұрын

    • At that point he can start raising armies from his own family. For the.. Fatherland! Literally!

      @gavins9846@gavins98463 жыл бұрын

    • Chinese warlord era is extremely confusing and underrated

      @dheemantanil@dheemantanil2 жыл бұрын

  • Brought you by discord claimed by Genghis Khan

    @taabgamez2476@taabgamez24764 жыл бұрын

  • Cannibalizing your lover gives new meaning to 'a midnight snack'

    @CasualKiwiYGO@CasualKiwiYGO4 жыл бұрын

    • This reads like a Cards Against Humanity result.

      @NeonBeeCat@NeonBeeCat9 ай бұрын

  • "Sorry i'm using them." Best line ever.

    @quiteindeed6809@quiteindeed68094 жыл бұрын

  • The desperate house wives of venice

    @Zimirrr@Zimirrr4 жыл бұрын

  • Enrico Dandolo's (the 41st doge, responsible for the fourth crusade) surname literally means "giving it" in Italian. Quite fitting indeed.

    @luxaeterna101@luxaeterna1014 жыл бұрын

  • Once had a game were I was trying to make a massive family starting at the viking age. I got immortal with my first character and he lived to the end of the game, my living members by the end of it were around 1500

    @thorianvan1582@thorianvan15824 жыл бұрын

    • This dynasty caused lag by itself

      @sephikong8323@sephikong83234 жыл бұрын

    • My immortal charecter literally became Darth Sion lol

      @maleexile9053@maleexile9053 Жыл бұрын

  • Child: *dies* Valefish: *chuckles* YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

    @izanagino-okami8221@izanagino-okami82214 жыл бұрын

  • “Does anyone have any sister?” “Yes but I’m using them.”

    @Hexmonkey@Hexmonkey4 жыл бұрын

  • A man walks into a bar with a 1911A1, loaded with 4 rounds, and yells: "WHO THE FUCK HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE." Valefisk and his friends reply: "Don't know, none of us really pay attention anymore, but you might need more bullets."

    @Volvith@Volvith4 жыл бұрын

  • When you play Venice with both the Austrian and Mongol strategies *Modern problems require modern solutions*

    @Crick1952@Crick19524 жыл бұрын

  • Italian man and his gang founds the Hapsburg Dynasty, circa 800AD, colorized.

    @ZKP314@ZKP3144 жыл бұрын

    • Nah its the anti habsburg where no kid is related to one another

      @sephikong8323@sephikong83234 жыл бұрын

  • Ah, that’s hot...that’s hot!!

    @baz5042@baz50424 жыл бұрын

  • When you try and compete with China for population size

    @SentryWill@SentryWill4 жыл бұрын

    • *India

      @redwolfungry@redwolfungry4 жыл бұрын

    • *Asia

      @imperatormaximus8952@imperatormaximus89524 жыл бұрын

    • @@imperatormaximus8952 Earthica

      @fenrisvermundr2516@fenrisvermundr25163 жыл бұрын

    • Competitive reproduction

      @NeonBeeCat@NeonBeeCat9 ай бұрын

  • Venice has become the kingdom of Slamalot, ruled by the Biggus Diccus dynasty.

    @boomboy8104@boomboy81044 жыл бұрын

  • Vidi, Vici, Veni - I saw, I conquered, I *came*

    @kevintrang3007@kevintrang30074 жыл бұрын

  • You can’t resist BIG MIKE

    @angellolzz5192@angellolzz51924 жыл бұрын

  • 12:02 'DUDE YOU ARE BANGING MY HALF-SISTER. Oh, I am gonna do it as well' I am fucking dying here.

    @anthonyaurel6001@anthonyaurel60014 жыл бұрын

  • Well, they say Venice is the city of love for a reason.

    @redrexi5448@redrexi54484 жыл бұрын

  • A horse became Novel's court physician... nice. Honestly though it might not have been Novel, I kinda got confused as to who everyone was, but still, the horse becoming a court physician, that's hilarious.

    @lotrdude13@lotrdude134 жыл бұрын

    • best thing is i didn't even notice

      @NovelPond@NovelPond4 жыл бұрын

  • It appears that Valefisk is turning into Genghis Khan.

    @th3highwayman@th3highwayman4 жыл бұрын

  • 7 kids at 22, sounds like my step brother.

    @StiveGuy@StiveGuy4 жыл бұрын

  • It's good to be the king

    @Solll0@Solll04 жыл бұрын

    • Its good to be chief

      @maleexile9053@maleexile90534 жыл бұрын

    • @@maleexile9053 It's good to be the emperor.

      @202mc4@202mc44 жыл бұрын

  • Really brings a whole new meaning to "Merchant of Venice" huh

    @derpflinigan9490@derpflinigan94904 жыл бұрын

  • The accidental political power they amassed made this all the better. The unknowing. Accidental. Political power.

    @wendevious7809@wendevious78094 жыл бұрын

  • 13:49 **waves hand ** These are not my children

    @elsasslotharingen7507@elsasslotharingen75074 жыл бұрын

  • “What? No! I mean we never said we can’t kill our children...”

    @ronkledonkanusmoncher564@ronkledonkanusmoncher5644 жыл бұрын

  • Sounds like idea for hentai/harem anime

    @aisir3725@aisir37254 жыл бұрын

  • Veni, vidi, vici? More like veni, veni, veni.

    @ColeTrainStudio@ColeTrainStudio4 жыл бұрын

    • I came, I came again, and I came

      @EternalVirgin@EternalVirgin4 жыл бұрын

  • MORE WIVES YOUR GRACE?

    @matminecraft01@matminecraft014 жыл бұрын

    • “MORE WIVES YOUR GRACE?” -Arabs

      @viracocha6093@viracocha60934 жыл бұрын

  • Horse M.D the sequel to House M.D

    @against1virus@against1virus4 жыл бұрын

  • The Geneva Convention has long been disconnected from server. Explicit War Crimes has entered the server.

    @zymon_dc@zymon_dc4 жыл бұрын

  • Nobody: Valefisk: I'm affraid of the effect I have on women.

    @JohnDoe-or2qg@JohnDoe-or2qg4 жыл бұрын

  • I love these CK2 challenges so much! I discovered your channel through the Incest Challenge. Please do more of these kinds of meme videos, either single- or mutliplayer!

    @anthonyromanelli1392@anthonyromanelli13924 жыл бұрын

    • Same here

      @BobbaFettgameing@BobbaFettgameing4 жыл бұрын

  • This makes me wonder if you can make a dynasty so prolific that every other dynasty quickly becomes related to you.

    @itchykami@itchykami4 жыл бұрын

    • I did it

      @maleexile9053@maleexile90534 жыл бұрын

  • get every CKII KZheadr and start at the beginning of the game, see if you all can do what the Hapsburgs could not and create a universal dynastry

    @diepie5144@diepie51444 жыл бұрын

  • And thats how Paradox implemented a court limit

    @kirillp.4630@kirillp.46304 жыл бұрын

  • Venice, the city of Sin

    @dr.vikyll7466@dr.vikyll74664 жыл бұрын

  • This is basically the Hapsburgs 2- electric boogaloo

    @khurelbatbayanbat7913@khurelbatbayanbat79134 жыл бұрын

  • "I just ate my lover" Hmm kinky

    @isaacshultz8128@isaacshultz81284 жыл бұрын

  • The new Habsburg simlulator looks sick

    @Caulderain@Caulderain4 жыл бұрын

  • It’s like watching 5 different genghis khan

    @voughklry8362@voughklry83624 жыл бұрын

  • This started as who can be the biggest Chad and devolved into who can become the state of Alabama quickest

    @DonutWalrus@DonutWalrus Жыл бұрын

  • Come to the city of Venice you will see more prositutes than in Amsterdam and it's much more of a love city than Paris

    @holycrusader3838@holycrusader38384 жыл бұрын

  • They are following the footsteps of Genghis khan i see

    @spartan1503@spartan15034 жыл бұрын

  • Another great video from Vale"It sucks to be gay"fisk

    @kaspernyberg@kaspernyberg4 жыл бұрын

  • I'm calling CPS

    @nickparka7981@nickparka79814 жыл бұрын

  • Meanwhile My character became an immortal and lost his Peepee while duelling a rival king on the battlefield... the Rival king Died, my immortal survived but losing my Peepee in battle is worse than death... He's not even aloud to get married because of it.

    @xLionsxxSmithyx@xLionsxxSmithyx4 жыл бұрын

    • rip peepee

      @robtheshoveler1414@robtheshoveler14144 жыл бұрын

  • Women just love me, you know?

    @TheLOL_11@TheLOL_114 жыл бұрын

  • HAPSBURGS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT

    @I_like_big_bombs@I_like_big_bombs4 жыл бұрын

    • The profile pic hahaha

      @maleexile9053@maleexile90534 жыл бұрын

  • The subtle thumbnail: "I saw, I conquered, I came."

    @Bary_McCokner@Bary_McCokner7 ай бұрын

  • There were some guys in my highschool that did the same thing y'all did in this video. Except they did it irl. Not as good of an idea, that one.

    @jarjab2games@jarjab2games4 жыл бұрын

    • For real?

      @Autconscipatheonive@Autconscipatheonive4 жыл бұрын

  • That court is basically a episode of desperate housewives.

    @snipeyboi5934@snipeyboi59344 жыл бұрын

  • Vale voice tiger 1 in bokoens oanzermedalsbstream the perfect war crime machine for the perfect criminal.

    @danieltsiprun8080@danieltsiprun80804 жыл бұрын

  • Alcibiades would be proud of all of you.

    @nighthawk72j80@nighthawk72j804 жыл бұрын

  • Austria and the mongol empire combined.

    @edmjohan100@edmjohan1004 жыл бұрын

  • This is amazing.

    @CommandoX798@CommandoX7984 жыл бұрын

  • So this is the genghis khan challenge

    @lukecasey2830@lukecasey28304 жыл бұрын

  • An Italian with a Muslim, sounds like a sitcom

    @koyba3747@koyba37474 жыл бұрын

  • Well goddamn Valefisk

    @Red19487@Red194874 жыл бұрын

  • This was amazing

    @iainhansen1047@iainhansen10474 жыл бұрын

  • Another quality video I see

    @nickl5640@nickl56404 жыл бұрын

  • “What are you doing step bro??”

    @ubershrimp69@ubershrimp694 жыл бұрын

  • I loved it it was hilarious. anyway back to the true reason I wanted to post this comment. I have and idea that might be fun to play Essentially you try to marry into every single royal Family then try to get that relative in to the position of power instead of whoever they married and that's it. and if you want some kind of contest you could get some other people to play with you and then see who can marry into the most royal families. Oh and one more thing although I have never played crusader kings II and my only real experience i have is a small series of videos that I watched like 2 years ago and this. I think there is a way to use family numbers that are married into a royal families to take over the countries now you could use this to add a bit more I guess flair to the contest by seeing who can take over the most countries in one session. now all of the information I just said what is this from those videos I watched like two years ago that I can barely remember so none of this might be true but it could be a cool contest if it was true or something you could just play on your own to get a laugh out of kind bullshit your family can get married into

    @funster0691@funster06914 жыл бұрын

  • The inspiration for the hapsburgs so beutiful

    @elisnystrom2068@elisnystrom20684 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine living as one of these characters Day and fucking night Day and *fucking* night

    @_yerf@_yerf4 жыл бұрын

  • I appreciate the subtle Monty Python references

    @brandontorres9601@brandontorres96014 жыл бұрын

  • Now Valefisk are the wives some desperate housewives

    @ascoolas7749@ascoolas77494 жыл бұрын

  • A game for the whole family

    @lubiejazz2220@lubiejazz22204 жыл бұрын

  • love the ck2 content

    @arthurbilltoe4939@arthurbilltoe49394 жыл бұрын

  • Good video as always.

    @user-xp8nq5mf9y@user-xp8nq5mf9y4 жыл бұрын

  • Holy shit this beats any deadly decedant court out of the water like holy shit.

    @MrShadowtruth@MrShadowtruth4 жыл бұрын

  • We need this in CK3 now.

    @grahambo09@grahambo093 жыл бұрын

  • Y'know Vale, this is just an average day in Old Europe

    @thetrexgaming901@thetrexgaming9014 жыл бұрын

  • Vale, you know when you did CoH Omaha beach map and got owned? Don't feel a failure - I did it under the same conditions and it took FOUR hours. I could have learnt swears in every foreign language in that time!

    @hedylamar1668@hedylamar16684 жыл бұрын

  • Charlemagne sees the 5 guys Breathes heavily intensfy

    @maleexile9053@maleexile90534 жыл бұрын

  • quality content

    @jljljl1820@jljljl18204 жыл бұрын

  • Very epic man. Luckily child support is not created in that period of time

    @killzone3fm@killzone3fm4 жыл бұрын

  • Walder Frey part 2: Medieval Boogaloo.

    @elharv4540@elharv45404 жыл бұрын

    • Lol 😂 SO TRUE

      @Jayjay-mb4xp@Jayjay-mb4xp4 жыл бұрын

  • Love the title

    @sunkist299@sunkist2994 жыл бұрын

  • Welcome to our mighty Swingdom.

    @theloganpresley@theloganpresley4 жыл бұрын

  • 2:37 - He's getting them from Zagreb

    @mredwardgibbon@mredwardgibbon4 жыл бұрын

    • I get mine from Ukraine.

      @userequaltoNull@userequaltoNull3 жыл бұрын

  • "why are you a homosexual?" "cause I had the opportunity..."

    @TicoHyuuga@TicoHyuuga2 жыл бұрын

  • I need a lp of you trying to populate the entire map 🙏

    @Thievia@Thievia4 жыл бұрын

  • The ultimate Eskimo bros.

    @patrickbest4575@patrickbest45754 жыл бұрын

  • Next time play as a ironborn in The Agot mod. You can have like 30 salt wives.

    @kekero540@kekero5404 жыл бұрын

  • *Lego Yoda death noises intensify*

    @princeamongkings343@princeamongkings3434 жыл бұрын

  • Should have put a no murder rule in, that kind of killed the fun of it at the start there for that bit. Otherwise great

    @scifimisc9191@scifimisc91914 жыл бұрын
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