"Oh no, the poor are drowning in their own waste. What a bummer."
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"The Bouncy Council will decide your fate." "I AM THE BOUNCY COUNCIL!"
this video definitely took me over two months to make no procrastination involved i promise
Wtf took you long enough! One man can only watch so many speedcheavments and Spiffing Brit before they go insane!
My professors have asked me to stop using that excuse for my essays
You're terrible at that you know, I don't blame you one bit though.
Procrastination ? What are you, gay ?
NYC urban planning, colourized
Europe*
Vale: *fucks up the city beyond measure* People who support him 100 years later: "He made the buses run on time."
"No more mean tweets."
Pro tip: If you rise the taxes of the poor people they no longer want to be poor and will upgrade to middleclass
Stonks
That's some Victoria 2 logic right there.
@@aclassicguardsman946 bro just don't be poor lmao
Gentrification at work
Briliant
This video is both a metaphor and warning at the same time
Stanky
Vale if you spent less time committing war crimes and violating the Geneva Conventions you could get more videos out
But then what would his videos be
FFS IT'S THE _GENEVA ACCORDS_ *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@@NateThe_Great24 nah bro Geneva suggestion
@@NateThe_Great24 geneva makin me crazy
Stop nagging dad :( Lol
"Where are they hiding?" Vale having flash backs to his SS days.
I remember these beautiful times 😍
Wish we could turn back time To the good ol' days
12:21
Thank you father for this gift. The well had dried up and I had thought there would be no more rain. The messiah has arrived with a new tide.
Amen
11:51 literally looks like the opening to every movie where theres an authoritarian government
THIS IS MY NO NO HOLE
11:25 "these are the kind of people who don't move when they're told to evacuate during a hurricane" Some people just really want to play Diplomacy idk what to tell you
this is superior city planning if I've ever seen it PS: I loved the part when you called a drone strike on the children
epic obama reference
Lego Thanos is my favorite reoccurring character in the Valefisk Cinematic universe. That and the one guy who said the gamer word.
Vale's discord seems to have the same energy as RT's stream chat.
3/5 stars, better than detroit
In this episode of Cities: Skylines, Valefisk channels the spirit of RTGame.
The cities name spells “doomed from the start.”
This is what a dream society looks like with #Vale2020 in full swing this country will be in the ground in no time!
Despite all that Vale did, I find it kind of sad that the city is still in better shape than Detroit
The only KZhead channel where inactivity results in more subscribers, it’s a feature now boys
Good to hear the man who decided to drone Strike the children back playing chess is now asking to drone Strike the city. *Especially the Children*
"The ancap heaven" - almost died on that one
*I LOVE THE SMELL OF PAIN IN THE CITY*
We need valefisk to go back to doing war crimes in various CoH games. I miss the war crimes.
City Planning:War crimes edition.
I love how your subs suggested that drone attack
As someone who often forgets to disconnect from discord calls if I'm the last one there, this was a *stressful* video
"oil isnt flamable" xD im deaded
I could have been part of this, but I'm glad I wasn't. I could not live with being complicit with such atrocities.
EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
"Chess is a two player game"
*sees notification* *sees title* Oh no... *I-5 Flashbacks*
This is like house of commons but for city planning
Glad to have you back Whale Fish
Vale please drone strike me. I know you need convincing so get this. Weapons of mass destruction
And so the horrors begin once again. Welcome back Vale :)
That was a quick "we don't negotiate with terrorists"
ITS HERE VALE 2020 He rules a city yeees Let the man out
"It's the fucking Jerusalem for anarcho-capitalists My fucking sides
This city plan is better that Paradox’s plan to put another launcher in the game.
Yay I’m so happy your back man!!!!
oh jeez! a valefisk upload
An accurate account of what the eventual Alien takeover of humanity will be like, colorized.
What do you mean crimes against humanity?! It's called efficiency.
bro..... this content is so good....
As an avid Cities Skylines player this video gave me an aneurism the second I saw all of the roads scattered literally everywhere at every height. And that bus route.. *Shudders.*
Vale is a banger machine
TBH, I feel like 7:08 and 11:40 are pretty accurate showcases of what happened to Berlin and the reichstag at the end of the war
Holy shit your content is gold
Oh my freaking God.....Vale, I have no words.
The inner Sam Bur in me looks upon this video with aroused horror.
I love discord democracy.
Huzzah! Our savior has returned to provide us with more sub-average content!
This is how I know the world isn’t a simulation because if it was I’d be living in a city designed to make my life miserable constantly
4:19 There is a fire department??
Country roads, take me home...
9/10 mass destruction was great... But where was Country Roads? You can't have Armageddon without Country Roads...
This is just the prequel to the bus video
Good vid mister Fisk
all the jobs in the city came from rebuilding the city 24/7
Imagine somehow watching the vid when it was unlisted
He committed warcrimes without being at war
I'm glad to have helped?
Wow, Baltimore never looked better!
Nah that's Boston
Valefisk you must be giving a lot of money to charity
THE BOUNCY COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE
Shout out to the guy with the gamer Mosley profile pic
Oh look its shreck swamp
Mom! Mom! Get the camera I’m in a video 10:10
Bro I hate you
As someone who got ocd this gives my stroke a stroke ..
3:12 vale is that a swastika
This heavily reminds me of dying light
Almost heaven
If real life was like cities skylines Belgium would be empty because of the high taxes.
A tsunami has struck the city!
I wish there were more war crimes
We need a Chess, Incest Only challenge
As shit, here we go again
Poor poor people
Flood the place and it would look like kamino
Make a compilation of all the personal attacks you cut out of the video.
oh yeas daddy please drone strike me ohh yeah
From Detroit. Can confirm.
I've been waiting...
This city did better than the cities i design
California wants to know your location.
That was an Obama era amount of drone strikes my god
Valefisk
Thar was a flood in Texas that was just shit
The discord link not work
Drone strike me daddy
bounce
Hey guys I have a traffic issue, someone could help ? Tax poor people Capitalism 100
Second is the best
This is what it is like living in America
Aight
13:40 Literally Israel
Hes not dead!
Fuckin Valefisk made Rapture, but much shittier