GOP’s Impeachment Is DOA | Keep Jimmy Kimmel’s Name Out Of Your Mouth | Biden’s Young Style

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The House GOP’s impeachment of Alejandro Mayorkas died in the Senate today, Stephen Colbert won’t tolerate abuse of his “Strike Force Five” teammate Jimmy Kimmel, and President Biden is using fashion to shave a few years off his look. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • Speaker Johnson at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="145">2:25</a> _"I spent hours with the President on Friday; he's 100% with me"._ That should mean he spent hours with President Biden. If he actually meant hours with Donald Trump, referring to him as "President Trump" would have been borderline acceptable, but to call him "the President" is not.

    @marksnow7569@marksnow756914 күн бұрын
    • Seriously these maggots need to stop referring to dumpy trumpy as president...he never was presidential

      @ElizabethSpringmeier@ElizabethSpringmeier14 күн бұрын
    • you know republicans can't tell time They still think its the 1800's over in Arizona They're hoping to gain statehood soon so they can impeach biden

      @kiriuxeosa8716@kiriuxeosa871614 күн бұрын
    • You seem to forget that none of these people recognize Biden as the true president, which is why I don't think that was a slip-up. He really does mean the President. Also, that "president" was asked directly if he would "protect Mike Johnson", and his reply was "we'll see what happens"... on brand!! These people are idiots for still thinking that he cares about them.

      @zelma8@zelma814 күн бұрын
    • Agreed, but it’s a play to the far right, to keep their support. He knows he’s lost Marj and Massey.

      @MusicfromMarrs@MusicfromMarrs13 күн бұрын
    • He is, like all Republicans today, wholly unfit to hold his office.

      @andrewkohler9730@andrewkohler973013 күн бұрын
  • When one compares Dr.Biden and Melania Trump in terms of style/look/fashion sense, there is a slight problem for the former first lady! She never looked comfortable/happy to be there, while Dr. Biden exudes positive energy in bounds! No amount of stylish clothes or form fitting attire can help overcome that difference!

    @exilhamburger4802@exilhamburger480214 күн бұрын
    • Exactly.

      @camelshit446@camelshit44614 күн бұрын
    • Malania was the worst First Lady in the History of this great Country just like her husband was the worst President we ever had.

      @PatsySelf-cj6fj@PatsySelf-cj6fj14 күн бұрын
    • Imagine being married to trump. You'd always look uncomfortable and unhappy too.

      @JBond-zf4dj@JBond-zf4dj14 күн бұрын
    • Moronia trump wears clothes?🤔

      @Yve55@Yve5514 күн бұрын
    • Happiness is the truest form of beauty, and Jill has that in spades!!! ❤

      @zelma8@zelma813 күн бұрын
  • Thank you President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris for doing a great job for all Americans!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    @gwen3010@gwen301014 күн бұрын
    • I'll vote for whomever opposes the clear and present danger of the Tr*mp.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
    • If Biden authorizes the banning of Tiktok and continues to send weapons to Israel against the Palestinian people, he is going to lose thousands of votes, especially Gen Z and millennials.

      @neardeathinsights-intervie6574@neardeathinsights-intervie657413 күн бұрын
    • right on!

      @travisp224@travisp22413 күн бұрын
    • Rfk 2024

      @JW30000@JW3000013 күн бұрын
    • no thanks, Biden is a war criminal and just as bad as Trump

      @BlackCat-dm7se@BlackCat-dm7se13 күн бұрын
  • "Trump Derangement Syndrome" sounds like the way to describe those that support 45, rather than those that are opposed to him.

    @derekstein6193@derekstein619314 күн бұрын
    • It's always meant that to me.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
    • Exactly. More projection trying to normalize *their* psychological issues.

      @firstlast-tp7zo@firstlast-tp7zo13 күн бұрын
    • I said the only people that have TDS is trump and his minions,they stormed the capitol for him, willing to commit acts of violence for him, and willing to go go bankrupt donating or buying whatever he's selling.. Not to mention they'll believe anything he tells without questioning it first.

      @pipedown1246@pipedown124613 күн бұрын
    • the uneducated are trying to use beer-hall rhetoric to flip the narrative on us. It's not going to work.

      @vsznry@vsznry13 күн бұрын
    • 1. that's true 2. but i always read TDS as The Daily Show & that makes their comments hilarious

      @LeafHuntress@LeafHuntress13 күн бұрын
  • Don’t see how a guy that wears the same suit everyday could be considered a “style icon”.

    @pushinkeys@pushinkeys14 күн бұрын
    • No it's the diaper revealing tennis shorts that are truly iconic !😊

      @titichartay7216@titichartay721614 күн бұрын
    • But what about the whole Tang thing? The white ears? The white around his eyes? The flip-top ginger hairdo? The bulging diaper bumps? The reportedly pungent scent? The sheer syphilitic aura alone?

      @antrimlariot2386@antrimlariot238614 күн бұрын
    • Watch the latest “Lincoln Project” with Trump’s style 😂😂😂😂

      @justjane2070@justjane207014 күн бұрын
    • @@justjane2070 yes just saw it - Lincoln Project nails it again !

      @titichartay7216@titichartay721614 күн бұрын
    • Maybe in the sense that icons don't change.

      @chezmoi42@chezmoi4214 күн бұрын
  • The impeachment 😂 of Mayorkas reminds me of Giuliani saying, “We’ve got lots of theories but no evidence.”

    @ds7675@ds767514 күн бұрын
    • Yet 49 GOP Senators voted to have a trial on no charges. Lol.

      @mizzury54@mizzury5414 күн бұрын
    • And they did it after finding no evidence for impeachment of Biden.

      @winesap2@winesap214 күн бұрын
    • Mitch did the same thing!

      @jcoopes5604@jcoopes560414 күн бұрын
    • Except they don’t even have a theory here. They’re not making unsupported claims like “Mayorkas is taking bribes from migrant caravans!” They’re saying “I don’t like the way he does the job, which makes it a high crime.”

      @mikekolokowsky@mikekolokowsky14 күн бұрын
    • The Repubs write and agree on a border policy, then vote down their own policy so Mayorcas has no funding or resources to deal with the border. And then they want to impeach him. Quite an elaborate setup. Geezus. They waste all of our tax dollars on complete nonsense.

      @user-kb9cu4rl9z@user-kb9cu4rl9z14 күн бұрын
  • "For what CRIME are you impeaching Mayorkas." "We don't like him" "That is not a CRIME." "Case dismissed."

    @kennethnash598@kennethnash59814 күн бұрын
    • GQP: what are you prosecuting the former president for? Not the Dems or Biden, the criminal justice system actually: lots of things with tons of evidence. What are you prosecuting Biden for? GQP: reasons...

      @solvseus@solvseus13 күн бұрын
    • 10,000,000 illegals and counting...good job Mayorkas and Harris...did she find the "root cause" yet?

      @brianclark9110@brianclark911013 күн бұрын
    • His crime was not enforcing a Border Bill they refuse to vote on.

      @tjewett1967@tjewett196713 күн бұрын
    • Unless you're Donald Trump, and then everything is a crime

      @glennleatherwood4552@glennleatherwood455213 күн бұрын
    • he will fall soon

      @jjfalarka8837@jjfalarka883713 күн бұрын
  • It's even better when you consider Dingus Con's Troth Sensual post was mocking Kimmel for his poor reading of the "Picture of the Year" category at the Oscars, forgetting that 1) There is no "Picture of the Year" category, 2) Kimmel was the host, not a presenter who reads the winners, and 3) It was Al Pacino, not Kimmel, who read the Best Picture winner. So MAGAhats, what was that about Biden and cognitive dissonance?

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa121114 күн бұрын
    • Excellent!!👏👏👏👏

      @corneliusdinkmeyer2190@corneliusdinkmeyer219014 күн бұрын
    • They’ll just pretend it was purposely dismissive. They are so lost in their delusion that this guy is some kind of savior for them… they completely forget that he literally accomplished nothing in office with the exception of muddying up SCOTUS. If he had built that wall for them, would we have this immigration crisis? If he had actually cared about their pocketbooks, would that payroll tax deduction have been temporary? They literally learn nothing about actual policy then cry that the responsible President we have now isn’t going to compromise American democracy to please them.

      @missyyy-@missyyy-14 күн бұрын
    • Yep! Exactly.

      @camelshit446@camelshit44614 күн бұрын
    • Also, the mandatory line is not "and the winner is" but "and the Oscar goes to". But yes, he's a total genius.... WHALE!!! 🤣

      @zelma8@zelma813 күн бұрын
    • “I’m orange rubber, and you’re glue, every trait I know I have, I claim is really you!” -DJT

      @jimwilliams3816@jimwilliams381612 күн бұрын
  • “I spent hours with the president “ Huh! With Biden? What is it with the US who use these inappropriate titles? He’s an ex president! Never understood this.

    @johnbarlow1428@johnbarlow142814 күн бұрын
    • Tr*mpists never know when one of Tr*mpie the Pander Bear's minions might be listening, so they pay lip-service any time they mention the Biggest Loser. It's their way of kissing the ring.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
    • There are countless things we outside America don't understand. Now even less than ever before.

      @fabigrossi2976@fabigrossi297613 күн бұрын
    • @@fabigrossi2976no we don’t understand in the US either, other than that trump supporters are delusional.

      @ryankunst668@ryankunst66813 күн бұрын
    • Disgraced ex president trump

      @Paul512@Paul51213 күн бұрын
    • ​​@@marcosolo6491we make exceptions for teams from The Great White in these "national" leagues when they win these "world" championships. Oh 🇨🇦.

      @RJM56@RJM5613 күн бұрын
  • Mayorkas should sue the Republicans for bringing such a frivolous suit against him, and for costing taxpayers the amount of those clowns' salaries for the time they allotted to his impeachment proceedings.

    @pamelachristie5570@pamelachristie557013 күн бұрын
    • Yea but an impeachment is not a criminal trial, so it wasn't a lawsuit against him I really fear for this country when people don't know the difference between a lawsuit and an impeachment after following 4 years of nothing but impeachment news

      @derrickstorm6976@derrickstorm697613 күн бұрын
    • Agreed! The GOP needs to refund all the money used to set up and pretend execute this fake impeachment. Every one of their GOP senators who went in on this stupidity needs to refund the amount of money commensurate with the time they spent on this fiasco. Making them stand facing the corner for 20 minutes is another option.

      @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberish13 күн бұрын
    • You have to be kidding . They perjured him like 5 times . He's a joke .

      @onthelake9554@onthelake955413 күн бұрын
    • @@onthelake9554 Just because he gave answers that don't comply with reality as it is understood by MAGA doesn't mean he perjured himself. MAGA lives in an alternate reality where alternate facts rule.

      @keithblevins484@keithblevins48413 күн бұрын
    • Yep. 435 people X $175,000 each/yr X hundreds of wasted hours = A LOT OF WASTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY!

      @sheilaboston7051@sheilaboston705113 күн бұрын
  • So grateful to all of you on the Colbert show! My mental health would be in the toilet if it weren’t for your wit and truthiness!❤😂

    @katreades-kt8jv@katreades-kt8jv13 күн бұрын
  • Stephen Miller. Seriously. How does he still exist on the public stage? So many of Trump’s stooges are straight out of a Dick Tracy cartoon.

    @SN-sz7kw@SN-sz7kw14 күн бұрын
    • Flat Earth Top.

      @stephenbingham5935@stephenbingham593514 күн бұрын
    • Little Miller is an evil, evil man👿

      @juanitao396@juanitao39614 күн бұрын
    • because he is willing to yell lies about anything. They need that, because then they can repeat his lies as 'some people are saying'

      @TheNzFox@TheNzFox14 күн бұрын
    • Roger stone, etc they all look like villians from central casting!

      @suzannarobinson4726@suzannarobinson472614 күн бұрын
    • He’ll be part of the administration pulling the strings on a second DJT dictatorship 😳.

      @dariovictor6409@dariovictor640914 күн бұрын
  • where are those children that were “lost” while in federal custody because of miller’s border policies enacted by tfg?

    @patrickmaline4258@patrickmaline425814 күн бұрын
    • Good point, although the children are not lost, their parents are the ones who are missing. It is really hard for 18 month old children to tell their captors who their parents are. The parents? They have already been deported.

      @froglady7491@froglady749114 күн бұрын
    • Still not with their parents. Weird that the Biden admin just dropped that shit. It's like latino refugees don't matter actually

      @apathybronson@apathybronson14 күн бұрын
    • @@froglady7491..actually, children were ‘lost’, as in “we cannot at the moment identify which facility certain infants are. We are diligently investigating this matter.” And remember, anyone under 18 years old was considered a ‘minor’ and housed in different facilities, And yes, they were housed in cages (chain-link enclosures). And yes, older children took care of their younger siblings (one eight-year-old was caring for her one-year-old brother) And yes, many children could tell exactly who their parents/relatives were And yes, many children were able to provide contact information for relatives living in the US. And yes, parents at times could not ‘find’ their children in the ‘system. And yes, this was horrific And yes, Biden chose to continue this situation And yes, Melanie ‘visited’ a facility at the boarder And yes, her coat said “I don’t give care”

      @ernestgalvan9037@ernestgalvan903713 күн бұрын
    • @@ernestgalvan9037 Her military-style jacket had the words "I really don't care... do you?" on the back in what looked like graffiti. Tone deaf to the end, but I can blame her for making the choices she made. Chain immigrant.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
    • ​@@ernestgalvan9037....no Biden DID NOT keep the child separation policy. going...were immigrants still keep in "cages"... yep but no separating the child from the aren't anymore

      @Sam-sz6qq@Sam-sz6qq13 күн бұрын
  • Did anyone catch the Lincoln Project’s spoof on the clown Republicans walking those articles of impeachment over to the Senate? It’s hilarious, and totally spot on! Great laugh! 🎯

    @Beth-zg6gb@Beth-zg6gb14 күн бұрын
    • YES!! Spot on!!

      @tamzinbrown9384@tamzinbrown938413 күн бұрын
    • They forgot the casket they look like they should be carrying. And it was DOA anyway. 😂😅😂😅

      @JanetCarlson-zm5ng@JanetCarlson-zm5ng13 күн бұрын
    • That was funny.

      @bhays05@bhays0513 күн бұрын
  • Question: why doesn’t anyone notice that Jimmy Kimmel was not to announce the winner but Al Pacino did. Trump can’t remember or recognize people.

    @SteveDahlskog@SteveDahlskog14 күн бұрын
    • We’re talking about the idiot that thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi and that she was in charge of security on J6, of course he thought Al Pacino was Jimmy Kimmel. Dementia Don napping before jail time.

      @Steven-pu8ws@Steven-pu8ws13 күн бұрын
    • Narcissistic sociopaths don't bother remembering people's faces or names.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
    • I read that as a.i. Pacino and I was like "what did I miss??"

      @alexpadi6464@alexpadi646413 күн бұрын
    • He's a dunce..

      @Paul512@Paul51213 күн бұрын
    • To be honest: Al Pacino didn't announce the winner either! 😄

      @Markusewitz@Markusewitz13 күн бұрын
  • Honestly, the GOP couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

    @ddraigmafon4725@ddraigmafon472514 күн бұрын
    • A very Brit saying. Are you a Brit as it's good to know that if you are then i am not the only Brit watching.

      @raybenstead2548@raybenstead254814 күн бұрын
    • And as useful as a chocolate teapot 😂😂

      @dredknots@dredknots14 күн бұрын
    • I watch from Denmark 🫡

      @Jckruse79@Jckruse7914 күн бұрын
    • @@raybenstead2548 Could be Australian, it's a saying in regular use here.

      @jomac2046@jomac204614 күн бұрын
    • dont you mean he couldn't organise a f..k or sex in a brothel ? from NZ 🥝🥝

      @gazzabnaki@gazzabnaki14 күн бұрын
  • I like how the late night talk show hosts are friends and support each other.

    @christophercrowder872@christophercrowder87214 күн бұрын
    • Even seeing seth on Kimmel is just great. I love their friendships. And episode 5 of strike force 5 is absolute gold. 😂❤

      @jenniferjohnson2712@jenniferjohnson271213 күн бұрын
    • you watch too much television

      @T.E.S.S.@T.E.S.S.9 күн бұрын
    • @T.E.S.S. and you spend too much time caring about how others live their lives. Why do you give any fucks about how much TV I watch? Live and let live my fellow human.

      @jenniferjohnson2712@jenniferjohnson27129 күн бұрын
    • Gay

      @dash-underscore_name.@dash-underscore_name.8 күн бұрын
  • A real fashion icon: Jared Moskowitz wearing a Smurf tie to the committee hearing the day after Comer called him a Smurf.

    @retriever19golden55@retriever19golden5514 күн бұрын
  • Thank you for defending Jimmy Kimmel on your show. I watch his show as well. Thank you for being loyal to the brotherhood of Strike force of Five 😂👏👏👏

    @lilsmart805@lilsmart80513 күн бұрын
  • The Republicans impeachment trial was as short as Trump's tryst with Stormy,according to her.

    @alex35agm@alex35agm14 күн бұрын
    • I see no reason to doubt her.

      @mizzury54@mizzury5414 күн бұрын
    • A Tiny Mushroom In & OUT burger! 🤣

      @thomasgriffith2953@thomasgriffith295314 күн бұрын
  • Steven Miller saying that Trump is a fashion icon is like the blind leading the blonde.

    @joannefitzpatrick992@joannefitzpatrick99214 күн бұрын
    • Little Miller needs a tissue, to wipe the poop off his lips

      @juanitao396@juanitao39614 күн бұрын
    • We can all side-eye Stephen Miller, cause nothing he said can be true if anyone has lived from 2008 on.

      @rheap129@rheap12914 күн бұрын
    • It's like Jeff Dahmer commenting on table manners.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
  • "You keep my friend Jimmy Kimmel's name out of your weird little wet mouth" was a joy to hear.

    @lynneelizabeth@lynneelizabeth13 күн бұрын
    • Lynn your in MY play box GET OUT 😭

      @antoniawe@antoniawe10 күн бұрын
    • 😆LOL

      @antoniawe@antoniawe10 күн бұрын
  • Every time I see Steven Miller,I immediately think of Colonel Klink.

    @georgelabottum7448@georgelabottum744813 күн бұрын
  • Midas Touch has shown that the Bodega crowd were ring-ins from the NY Young Republicans!

    @redroo689@redroo68914 күн бұрын
    • Of course, they were! All these Trump photo op drop-ins are choreographed with paid actors.

      @janetstonerook4552@janetstonerook455214 күн бұрын
    • Definitely their first and last time visiting a Bodega. 😂

      @seanyoung9014@seanyoung901414 күн бұрын
    • So was the fake crowd at Chic-fil-A

      @5m0k3y9@5m0k3y913 күн бұрын
    • They looked like an odd crowd

      @mariag.8242@mariag.824213 күн бұрын
    • He won't go near "ordinary" people.

      @nelliekenny9630@nelliekenny963011 күн бұрын
  • Jackie (Kennedy) Onassis was a fashion icon. And gracious.

    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190@corneliusdinkmeyer219014 күн бұрын
    • Miller did say his lifetime. He was born 1985. Jackie really was a fashion setter though. From how she styled her hair all the way down to her shoes, women were copying her.

      @froglady7491@froglady749114 күн бұрын
    • That she was.

      @katalac@katalac14 күн бұрын
    • Something Melania NEVER was. She was, and is, total plastic! 🤮

      @thomasgriffith2953@thomasgriffith295314 күн бұрын
    • @@froglady7491 He still lied cause Michelle and Barack Obama were in the White House from 2008. Hell, even Hillary Clinton is known for her pantsuits.

      @rheap129@rheap12914 күн бұрын
    • True!!!!!

      @blerdofpeace5329@blerdofpeace53299 күн бұрын
  • Bravo for supporting Jimmy Kimmel.

    @kathleenscullion8348@kathleenscullion834813 күн бұрын
  • For anyone still, saying "President Trump", you need to think LOGICALLY. If he WAS still your President, how is he able to run again. 2 Terms Maximum! In your line of thinking, 2024 would be a THIRD TERM!

    @QUICKBOOKS1@QUICKBOOKS113 күн бұрын
    • “Line of thinking” is not their strong suit...

      @dceplay@dceplay12 күн бұрын
    • Former presidents can still be called "president"... just most people with brains say "former president"

      @TheOJDrinker@TheOJDrinker10 күн бұрын
    • ​@@dceplay8

      @annadurant8844@annadurant884410 күн бұрын
  • Never again! Vote Blue. 💙 M 🦘🏏😎

    @markdowse3572@markdowse357214 күн бұрын
    • 💙✔️💙✔️😎💙😎

      @doloresbeauchamp3484@doloresbeauchamp348414 күн бұрын
    • Vote Trump!

      @newname9064@newname906413 күн бұрын
    • @@newname9064 No. Never.

      @markdowse3572@markdowse357213 күн бұрын
    • @@newname9064 - I will never do that.

      @tonyd.5151@tonyd.515113 күн бұрын
    • Trump 2024.

      @jackburton1991@jackburton199113 күн бұрын
  • I can't believe Stephen didn't mention the funniest part of the orange man's truth social post, where he confuses Kimmel with Al Pacino.

    @0019naomi@0019naomi14 күн бұрын
  • Amazed that so many get the joke, seems Americans have become aware , thank God, of the lack of intelligence within Representatives and past Presidents So happy Americans are paying attention. Thank you Stephen Colbert and Team for helping us laugh through the pain.

    @barbaraolson6783@barbaraolson678313 күн бұрын
  • Excuse me Miller Time, but Jackie Kennedy was poppin back in the day. She had more class in her pinky then Mel could ever hope for. 💃

    @katthefantastic@katthefantastic14 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy de bunked every point T made tonight.

    @michaelcase8574@michaelcase857414 күн бұрын
    • Jimmy's intro killed it tonight!

      @RusTsea196T@RusTsea196T14 күн бұрын
    • Poor Gramps Trumpy has difficulty telling apart Jimmy Kimmel from Al Pacino, totally understandable... NOT.

      @Xiroi87@Xiroi8714 күн бұрын
  • I am surprised Stephen did not say that Obama has been the most stylist US president of this millennia. And yet he was not as cool as his wife.

    @MayankKumar-so6sr@MayankKumar-so6sr14 күн бұрын
    • Tr*mp's ill-fitting navy suit with red tie is his uniform. He thinks he looks like a sharp Wall Street type, but his posture gives it the lie. The reason his suits hang so badly is the way he stands. He leans slightly forward from the hips to reduce the appearance of his Dunlp belly. That draws the trousers up and makes the jacket swing forward. He wears the ridiculously long tie in an attempt to appear slimmer. The man is a collection of soaring ego, cringing paranoia, and a reservoir of spite and there is no article of clothing that could make him attractive.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
    • Agree totally.

      @eletakelley7188@eletakelley718813 күн бұрын
    • I was thinking of the Obamas, too.

      @dancepiglover@dancepiglover13 күн бұрын
  • Barack Obama is a style icon. Period.

    @gericummings6122@gericummings612213 күн бұрын
    • That tan suit was fire 🔥

      @MsJMHS@MsJMHS11 күн бұрын
    • Hell yeah.

      @heintz256@heintz25611 күн бұрын
    • And Michelle Obama, they’re are the most in love President and First Lady that have graced the White House, and absolutely equals intellectually. I’m a fella and I think they’re beautiful together.

      @Sweetlyfe@Sweetlyfe11 күн бұрын
    • Straight up trump wife was the First Porn Actress lady ever. This is so Sicken. A Hard Core Porn Actress as First Lady

      @boydstanley6925@boydstanley692510 күн бұрын
    • When America whent from Obama to Trump it went from class to trash

      @mountcomfort740@mountcomfort74010 күн бұрын
  • I don’t know how you could stop at the tie. “…Expensive bespoke silk suit tailored to look like garden-sized Hefty Bag, and Leaning Tower of Pisa shoes.”

    @stillhere1425@stillhere142514 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂 True!!!

      @blerdofpeace5329@blerdofpeace53299 күн бұрын
  • And the GOP adds one more loss to their board. How many is that now?

    @Zerolink30@Zerolink3014 күн бұрын
    • They're gonna get tired of losing.

      @RictusHolloweye@RictusHolloweye14 күн бұрын
    • Yes

      @TombstoneActual42@TombstoneActual4214 күн бұрын
    • All of them?

      @scottkidwell3601@scottkidwell360114 күн бұрын
    • @@scottkidwell3601 Nah they got one in successfully voting trump into office and the rest have gone to dems. You know the only thing conservatives love more than betting on an underdog is BEING the underdog they're betting on. That's why they can't drop it.

      @OriginalCreatorSama@OriginalCreatorSama13 күн бұрын
    • You'd have to express the amount as a limit function... 'as n approaches infinity...'.

      @tonyd.5151@tonyd.515113 күн бұрын
  • “Day off which is good, I’m sure he needs time to rest after all that napping” 😂😂😂😂

    @TracyAdams-ry2fc@TracyAdams-ry2fc14 күн бұрын
  • His description of a bodega is pretty good 👍 We have them in Texas also. You never know what you will find in those places, it's like a treasure hunt.

    @r.d.whitaker5787@r.d.whitaker578714 күн бұрын
    • I thought “bodegas”were Spanish 10:07 10:07 convenience stores. Wasn’t that owner from the Middle East? So have all these stops @ fast food restaurants & a bodega gotten paid for what he ordered? There’s a lot of talk about him not paying the bills. Curious🫤🤔

      @ileac7122@ileac712213 күн бұрын
    • The word may be Spanish but anyone can open a small corner-store.

      @reaperbsc@reaperbsc13 күн бұрын
  • What legislative business? The GOP hasn’t done a lick of work for 8 years

    @ilikenachosify@ilikenachosify13 күн бұрын
  • I thought Biden was supposed to be the sleepy one?

    @PhilipKloppers@PhilipKloppers14 күн бұрын
    • Just another accusation that turned out to be a confession. Next we'll find out that all of Donnie's "Executive Times" came with a a turn-down service and a mint on his favorite pillow.

      @RusTsea196T@RusTsea196T14 күн бұрын
  • Colbert is a legend

    @StudioLB@StudioLB14 күн бұрын
    • In his own mind 😂

      @neal5068@neal506813 күн бұрын
    • @@neal5068 No actually he is a legend already

      @StudioLB@StudioLB13 күн бұрын
    • @StudioLB lol hardly. Johnny Carson and David Letterman are legends. Colbert is weak minded left wing nutjob who would rather be political and petty than funny.

      @neal5068@neal506813 күн бұрын
  • It’s disgusting that they call him “the president” like he’s still in office.

    @chriswhiting2926@chriswhiting292613 күн бұрын
  • It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel gets under Trumps skin. He doesn't pile on nearly as much as other late night host. He is sarcastic and silly.

    @alisonponce8337@alisonponce833714 күн бұрын
    • Rump can't understand the subtle ones.

      @annphillips1086@annphillips108613 күн бұрын
    • The others, including Stephen, have delivery that can be interpreted as professional shtick. Donald understands performance. Jimmy’s delivery looks like he is genuinely amused by Trump’s irrational behavior, and his responses are a bit more like teasing. I think that triggers Trump more.

      @jimwilliams3816@jimwilliams381612 күн бұрын
  • Now I understand why Stephen Miller was on Fox talking about Trump being a fashion icon. These Conservatives are pathetic. They are always trying to one-up the Dems. 🤨

    @Darknamja@Darknamja14 күн бұрын
    • These Dems are pathetic, bringing communism to your front door

      @neal5068@neal506814 күн бұрын
    • Its just more proof in my mind Stephen Miller is a gay honey pot.

      @oceanoflotion8630@oceanoflotion863014 күн бұрын
    • Yup ! He's a little to to ill for me ! Dress him up well Steve ... in stripes

      @_Lazare@_Lazare14 күн бұрын
    • Looked like he was high!

      @autumnleaves8553@autumnleaves855314 күн бұрын
    • If only they could treat Americans like brothers and Putin as the enemy instead of Democrats its rediculous 😮

      @lenordbrazil9580@lenordbrazil958014 күн бұрын
  • Johnson said he spent a long time talking with the President but then it turns out he's talking to Donald Trump. That can't be the President surely; I thought you had to win the majority of people's votes to be President? When did he do that?

    @c2757@c275714 күн бұрын
    • He was moving his mouth a lot, but you can't talk to someone's crotch.

      @jessragan6714@jessragan671414 күн бұрын
    • In america, the electoral college determines who wins, not the people. Otherwise, Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been President and this shit-show y'all are currently living through would have been avoided!

      @susancrawford2343@susancrawford234314 күн бұрын
    • You actually don't have to win the majority of the people's votes, hence how he became president in the first place.

      @Richard_Nickerson@Richard_Nickerson14 күн бұрын
    • He is only citizen Rump, not President 😮😮

      @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf@SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf14 күн бұрын
    • ​@@Richard_Nickersonyeah, that's a major problem with the US so called democracy. From an outside view the US-system is outfashioned, weird and totally unfair. But totally sums up the whole US.

      @geschichteistcool7182@geschichteistcool718214 күн бұрын
  • Why couldn't I find this video last night!!! I need my stories before bed!!!! Kimmel was right on time!!!!

    @towlie7685@towlie768513 күн бұрын
    • For me, that is where KZhead comes in the day after.

      @QUICKBOOKS1@QUICKBOOKS113 күн бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="149">2:29</a> That list of "least secure jobs" was a riot!

    @DrownedInExile@DrownedInExile13 күн бұрын
  • A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT....!!!!!

    @NigelLouis-he8yc@NigelLouis-he8yc14 күн бұрын
    • A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO DEMOCRACY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GOP/GQP.

      @user-ni1gi8gr9d@user-ni1gi8gr9d14 күн бұрын
    • You mean dementia joeke 😂

      @neal5068@neal506814 күн бұрын
    • ​@@neal5068Trump mistook a dementia test for an intelligence test. Person, camera, idiot 😂😂😂

      @23_Beans@23_Beans14 күн бұрын
    • @@neal5068we can point figures all day. One day the ppl will realize both suck ass and both are puppets to the rich. I laugh at how pathetic and quickly ruthless we are to comment the next catchy insult.

      @ianmccombie2476@ianmccombie247614 күн бұрын
    • @@ianmccombie2476 Its an age old saying ''divide and conquer'' A nation divided against itself cannot stand...

      @phraydedjez@phraydedjez14 күн бұрын
  • Why is Steven miller not on trail for insurrection?

    @peterlund4501@peterlund450114 күн бұрын
    • Because the prosecutors don’t want to have to be near him in court. Plus, they know that the harshest punishment is having to be Stephen Miller. 😱

      @DoctorBiobrain@DoctorBiobrain14 күн бұрын
    • Can you prosecute a vampire?

      @kittehgo@kittehgo14 күн бұрын
    • He keeps moving his coffin.

      @RickTBL@RickTBL14 күн бұрын
  • OK, who else burst out laughing when Miller yelled out "The most stylish President and First Lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump"? Best laugh I've had in months. Also, since he brought back "Whale!", I'm surprised Colbert missed the chance to mention Russia's ramshackle attempt at a new drone jammer, if only so he could describe it as "Is potato".

    @jodyjm13@jodyjm1313 күн бұрын
  • Great show!!! Thanks we need to laugh a bit more about our misfortune of having that #45Fascist/ Menance still not in jail!

    @skyrocketcoast219@skyrocketcoast21913 күн бұрын
  • *_📢 Individual 1 for Prison 2024_*

    @Missunderstood103@Missunderstood10314 күн бұрын
  • Repugnicants: WAAA! We want a trial too!!!

    @vincebrannon3353@vincebrannon335314 күн бұрын
  • Don’t forget the “oil burners” and “metal sponges” the bodega’s sell to all the crackheads. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    @thegrandjinn4275@thegrandjinn427513 күн бұрын
  • Fascists' School of Elocution "IF YOU STOP SHOUTING, THE PEOPLE START DOUBTING."

    @GreatMindsThinkForLikes@GreatMindsThinkForLikes13 күн бұрын
  • I appreciate Stephen’s defense of Jimmy Kimmel, but he missed a golden opportunity to use a famous line directed at Trump. “Isn’t it past your jail time?”

    @turret72@turret7214 күн бұрын
  • "weird little wet mouth" 😂...I'm using that

    @deelee1569@deelee156914 күн бұрын
  • Give me a break. How did MTG get so much power- she is such a traitor

    @alro11@alro1112 күн бұрын
  • "...Strike Force Five" [insert thunderclaps]

    @MariaBareiss@MariaBareiss14 күн бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="590">9:50</a> ... and that was the *tamest* example of fashion derailments... who could forget such classics as "Saggy Tennis Arse" and "Above-belly waistband Golf caddie"

    @Hornswroggle@Hornswroggle14 күн бұрын
  • Stephen Miller, 'Willie Weasel' to Trump's 'Foghorn Leghorn'.

    @davidflynn6790@davidflynn679014 күн бұрын
    • yeayeayeayeayea! * slurping noises *

      @chrisrj9871@chrisrj987114 күн бұрын
    • @@chrisrj9871 Maybe you shouldn't try commenting while you're giving someone a hummer.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
  • i love the all caps and all caps exclamation mark “WHALE!” its fine attention to detail like that which marks a truly great team

    @shmootube5000@shmootube500014 күн бұрын
  • A style icon? He changed American fashion? How? When?

    @Richard_Nickerson@Richard_Nickerson14 күн бұрын
    • It's the red baseball cap, it's so... um...

      @annphillips1086@annphillips108613 күн бұрын
    • Maybe he was meaning “fascist”

      @jandrews6254@jandrews625413 күн бұрын
  • Other things that Juror No.4 finds fascinating and mysterious include the Bermuda Triangle, Snake Island, Afghanistan, and the Gates of Hell.

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa121114 күн бұрын
    • To be fair, jury nr 4 is the best jury the defense can get

      @andmos1001@andmos100114 күн бұрын
    • And Fantasy Island.

      @mizzury54@mizzury5414 күн бұрын
    • Unfortunately, it only takes on "ringer" - who is so fascinated by Drumph - that he can't attend to the facts, to let this guy skate. While the world of the sane all hope for a conviction, this could very well end up with an acquittal.

      @user-dk4ph5wj5b@user-dk4ph5wj5b14 күн бұрын
    • Flat earther, too.

      @firstlast-tp7zo@firstlast-tp7zo13 күн бұрын
  • The Worse thing is that bad guys think that they're actually the good Ones out there

    @yurielcundangan9090@yurielcundangan909014 күн бұрын
    • Orwell’s ‘Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It is the Party’s final, essential command’ applies here.

      @firstlast-tp7zo@firstlast-tp7zo13 күн бұрын
  • I thought that Trump would have gone to a bordello.

    @JoYoon-yo4qu@JoYoon-yo4qu14 күн бұрын
  • Love they're all keeping the thunderclap sound after any of them says "STRIKE FORCE FIVE!" :)

    @Russtopia@Russtopia13 күн бұрын
  • We need more late night host crossovers! Strike Force Five 🌩️ !

    @MarcKloos@MarcKloos14 күн бұрын
    • Seth went on Kimmel on Monday, as the jury selection was starting, next week should be good! Seth has had a week to get it together!

      @jcoopes5604@jcoopes560414 күн бұрын
  • Moscow Marge is probably drinking vodka and cussing in Russian over not getting the impeachment past the senate 😂

    @larry3064@larry306414 күн бұрын
  • Remember when Stephen used to reach offscreen and the piano guy would give him a sound effect. A high note for the left side of the screen and a low for the right, I think; it's been a while. I miss it 😖

    @dragonshivers2836@dragonshivers283613 күн бұрын
  • What I love about KZhead is that it allows us to watch all of our favorite talk show hosts equally and it allows them to have an honest friendship. I hope he doesn’t keep Kimmel’s name out of his mouth, because it always makes for a good laugh.

    @mariahkeuler7097@mariahkeuler709713 күн бұрын
  • I thought you'd make Biden look taller by putting him next to Ron DeSantis, but the Cryptkeeper does have a much nicer smile

    @heartofdawn2341@heartofdawn234114 күн бұрын
    • Certainly more natural looking.

      @RictusHolloweye@RictusHolloweye14 күн бұрын
  • “I can fix him” killed me 😂

    @justcomments@justcomments14 күн бұрын
    • Remember girls, unless he is wearing a diaper, you cannot change him…….well then, maybe you might have a chance with trump.

      @andyevans2336@andyevans233613 күн бұрын
  • All these cabinet people should leave immediately and never be seen again … led by Trump if he can still walk !

    @cathyleatherman3097@cathyleatherman309713 күн бұрын
  • Love Stephen and Jimmy ❤❤

    @carlakinsella3833@carlakinsella383313 күн бұрын
  • That's one of the best Oz accents I've ever heard an American do - love from Australia. "Eyeluva. Sheezanurs."

    @antrimlariot2386@antrimlariot238614 күн бұрын
  • hey Donny isn't it past your jail time

    @techecoyote21@techecoyote2114 күн бұрын
  • I saw a short earlier of Stephen Miller yelling about Drumpf being a style icon...and I was sooo baffled what on earth that was all about. I hadn't seen anything about Biden dressing younger.. Now I have the answer 😄 Mind you, I still wonder why Miller needed to shout. Was he trying to wake Drumpf up? 🤔

    @lenajesse@lenajesse14 күн бұрын
  • Wow!! To THROW down your tie like that! Let's me feel you anger and your pain. Cheers.

    @Stefan-ht3tv@Stefan-ht3tv13 күн бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="570">9:30</a> I will not be taking style advice from a man who stole the suit off of Sir Pentious's corpse.

    @Terastas@Terastas14 күн бұрын
  • Yay for Senator Mayorkas 👏👏❤️

    @pennygleeson5029@pennygleeson502914 күн бұрын
    • He’s a cabinet secretary, not a senator.

      @richardvinsen2385@richardvinsen238514 күн бұрын
    • @Crimso6...hmm..O'Neal..me thinks your people didn't arrive on the Mayflower They immigrated perhaps? Agreed with Penny, yay for Mayorkas.

      @juanitao396@juanitao39614 күн бұрын
    • Not a senator

      @somethingclever4563@somethingclever456314 күн бұрын
    • @@Crimso6 Hey, you remember that bipartisan deal for increased border security that Biden was going to sign until the Republicans tanked it?

      @Melesniannon@Melesniannon14 күн бұрын
    • @@juanitao396 We need a safe closed border. So must be American last with you as well.

      @Crimso6@Crimso614 күн бұрын
  • Johnson should be ousted for calling Donnie Dumptruck "The President". Someone who can't/won't get over him LOSING in 2020 doesn't belong in government, certainly not leadership.

    @BrigitofBergental@BrigitofBergental10 күн бұрын
  • That's a pretty accurate description of a bodega. He left out the poker machine in the back and the freezing beer.

    @HandyMan657@HandyMan65713 күн бұрын
  • God, give a warning before you show Stephen Miller. I’m watching at 4something am, and that scared me

    @lindaaphillippi7015@lindaaphillippi701514 күн бұрын
  • Stephen Miller: Style tips from someone who used to wear spray-on hair until he was ridiculed out of it!

    @redroo689@redroo68914 күн бұрын
    • Yikes - thanks for the memory!🙈

      @peggyking9543@peggyking954314 күн бұрын
  • “The association invited me” -Yeah, sure Jan. 🙄

    @beachvacay3184@beachvacay318414 күн бұрын
  • Yes! Colbert representing for his homie Kimmel. I love the late night comedy love and loyal ship!! Hell yea boys!!

    @lawrencemills354@lawrencemills35411 күн бұрын
  • Justice will be served. Rock on!

    @yodabranchjedilife8955@yodabranchjedilife895514 күн бұрын
  • Speaker of the House is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts position 😂

    @TheWalkingWrinkle@TheWalkingWrinkle14 күн бұрын
  • A bodaga award! Gee what a honor and i am sure the approached him with tears in their eyes saying sor you are the best

    @user-lo5tk3ze7w@user-lo5tk3ze7w14 күн бұрын
  • Stephen you’re one of the best things about my morning coffee. Thank you for the Biden fashion breakdown. At a party last week a Truther told me Biden was being played by an actor from Hollywood ! 💀😂 I told her if that WAS true he’d be played by someone younger like say - Stephen Colbert or Jim Carrey (she completely missed the SNL reference), and that Jill would probably be replaced by Kate Hudson. Because, Hollywood.

    @helensolleconner9698@helensolleconner969814 күн бұрын
    • A conspiracy theorist said that Biden is … dead, & that’s someone impersonating him. 🙄

      @ileac7122@ileac712213 күн бұрын
    • They don’t know what other far fetched nonsense to spew anymore. Aliens on the roof? Oh no!!! 😮

      @ileac7122@ileac712213 күн бұрын
  • Has miller never heard of JFK & Jackie?! 😳😳😳

    @pennygleeson5029@pennygleeson502914 күн бұрын
    • Little miller needs to climb back under his rock. And stay there. What a worm.

      @juanitao396@juanitao39614 күн бұрын
    • Miller was born in 1985, long after the Kennedys were in the White House

      @froglady7491@froglady749114 күн бұрын
    • He's heard of Michelle and Barack though...

      @rheap129@rheap12914 күн бұрын
    • @@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was First Lady in the style of Jackie, something Melania never could because she never wanted to be.

      @froglady7491@froglady749113 күн бұрын
    • @@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was a First Lady of the same water as Jackie. Something Melania couldn’t be because she never wanted to be.

      @froglady7491@froglady749113 күн бұрын
  • Trump's lackeys praise Trump like Kim Jong Un's lackeys praise him.

    @MoonDog991@MoonDog99114 күн бұрын
    • That's not true. Trump doesn't need to threaten his supporters with forced labour camps.

      @DrSuperKamiGuru@DrSuperKamiGuru13 күн бұрын
  • Stephen Miller should be in jail!

    @Rotter101@Rotter10113 күн бұрын
  • I've hear the term Bodega before but I had no idea what it was. Thank you for the explanation. 🙂

    @Nick-qy3hu@Nick-qy3hu13 күн бұрын
  • Anybody else hear thunder after he said “strike force five”? 😂

    @davidmichaellewin@davidmichaellewin14 күн бұрын
    • Yes!!

      @corneliusdinkmeyer2190@corneliusdinkmeyer219014 күн бұрын
    • Of course!

      @andyevans2336@andyevans233613 күн бұрын
  • What is wrong with Steven Miller's voice? His cadence is tonaly-abrasive Robotic.

    @Missunderstood103@Missunderstood10314 күн бұрын
    • He sounded like he was trying to be an Irish leprechaun.

      @RusTsea196T@RusTsea196T14 күн бұрын
    • Its Miller doing his serial killer impression.

      @user-ef7wn4mw3p@user-ef7wn4mw3p14 күн бұрын
    • because he is not a mortal human, and in all reality IS dead. He serves the prince of Lies himself, The Antichrist, Trump from whence they came, what people call "hell"....which is actually a hole that leads DEEP into the Earth. He has arisen for the final battle. Stock up on TP

      @markfrost2707@markfrost270714 күн бұрын
    • What's wrong with Miller in general? That's the real question.

      @davidlundquist1979@davidlundquist197914 күн бұрын
    • He sounded drunk or high on something.

      @andylindsaytunes@andylindsaytunes14 күн бұрын
  • Masterful Mr. Colbert.

    @gaypatterson4446@gaypatterson444613 күн бұрын
  • Hilarious. Stephen, you’re a funny man. Love your show from Australia 😊

    @wooksterific@wooksterific12 күн бұрын
  • I hope that CBS staff get this fixed. It does not show up in the usual places on KZhead's listings. 2 hours since release and it has only 1.2K views, 145 thumbs-up.

    @Govindira@Govindira14 күн бұрын
    • I noticed that there was something weird going on when under my search bar, where my most recent searches were, there's usually a blue dot next to a name or channel that you search for, and there hasn't been one for a while when the new videos are up. But, later in the day, when there hasn't been a video posted since I watched any, *then* it shows a blue dot.

      @Shadoweclipse1386@Shadoweclipse138614 күн бұрын
    • I'm lucky it popped up in my feed after I looked at their channel. It seems like a weird glitch since it is connected to TLS channel.

      @cathyh675@cathyh67514 күн бұрын
    • At least it wasn't just me. I couldn't find it anywhere.I watched the Mike Johnson video and thankfully it was linked in the end card.

      @brneyeqtpie@brneyeqtpie14 күн бұрын
    • I've noticed several things going on with KZhead lately... 🤔Maybe undergoing new rules somehow... haven't heard / not sure - just seems odd we're all seeing a difference.

      @cammieg4381@cammieg438114 күн бұрын
    • It's only showing me that it's 6 minutes old right now. Weird

      @ryshow9118@ryshow911814 күн бұрын
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