Trump STILL Mad About Oscars Joke & Thinks Jimmy Kimmel is Al Pacino in New Unhinged Post

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Jimmy woke up to Donald Trump’s 165 venomous words on Truth Social about him hosting the Oscars and Donny is so confused he thinks that Jimmy is Al Pacino, our outdoor stage is making its triumphant return after four years, and Chris Stapleton sings a song we wrote that he has never seen before in “Wing It and Sing It!” with a surprise visit from our pal John Stamos.
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  • The fact that this guy was our president will forever be embarrassing

    @evanwest4751@evanwest475113 күн бұрын
    • The fact trump doesn't know who or what he is even talking about is also embarrassing. But it's nothing new.

      @bigcity2085@bigcity208513 күн бұрын
    • A skid mark on America's shorts, for sure

      @theresamariegoesplaces9688@theresamariegoesplaces968813 күн бұрын
    • I think you must be talking about Biden, no? Seems he beat Trump to it

      @user-up6mn8cp8u@user-up6mn8cp8u13 күн бұрын
    • ​@@user-up6mn8cp8u do... do you not know how time works? even if you were right (which is an obscene stretch), trump was president first...

      @erikg8526@erikg852613 күн бұрын
    • FOREVER!!!

      @racheltaylor185@racheltaylor18513 күн бұрын
  • Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑

    @hallowen@hallowen13 күн бұрын
    • He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.

      13 күн бұрын
    • Hey, my niece is two and she understands the concept of good-better-best. Dont go insulting 8 year olds like that.

      @traviswilliams3034@traviswilliams303413 күн бұрын
    • sometimes he thinks... but mainly about himself

      @robertbryant4485@robertbryant448513 күн бұрын
    • And "like no one has ever seen before"

      @candicedelancey3246@candicedelancey324613 күн бұрын
    • His posts sound like a bedtime story you read to children...I guess that's his base.

      @flyrobin2544@flyrobin254413 күн бұрын
  • "Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down in history, as one of the greatest comedy lines ever. 🤣🤪😂

    @Alan-NoCo@Alan-NoCo13 күн бұрын
    • 100% and you just know Trump hates that. Which makes it even better!!

      @robfer5370@robfer537013 күн бұрын
    • 💀

      @kanutethegreat2908@kanutethegreat290812 күн бұрын
    • "Say hello to my little friend" - close runner up (LOL).

      @gailjoshua1477@gailjoshua147712 күн бұрын
    • Only the weak minded fall for Trump’s lies

      @dh5380@dh538012 күн бұрын
    • 8 years and drumpfler still isn't behind bars. Some slow walls......

      @saltfarmer4008@saltfarmer400812 күн бұрын
  • "in his stories, everyone's always begging", that is a true sign of narcissism 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    @DavidhenshawSZU@DavidhenshawSZU13 күн бұрын
    • Begging, praising or crying 😂 Don the Con is so full of it

      @TC-fx5zu@TC-fx5zu12 күн бұрын
    • 🎯👌

      @lucianahurduc9383@lucianahurduc938311 күн бұрын
    • Yup...among other hundreds of screaming signs 🙈....why daddy never loved him is not the world or US fault and should be delt with in Therapy!

      @lucianahurduc9383@lucianahurduc938311 күн бұрын
    • So you hate. Big deal. Who really won now that you live day to day with so much hatred. This is it? This is the best you? Sleep well..

      @CharlieS-yt3gt@CharlieS-yt3gt11 күн бұрын
    • ​@@lucianahurduc9383you speak from experience? So much hate? Looks like your all real winners doesn't it? Who really won, now that you hate so much... Look at what you are becoming or maybe have become. He owns your thoughts and emotions. Who won? What's the electoral college vote? What is the definition of Dense?

      @CharlieS-yt3gt@CharlieS-yt3gt11 күн бұрын
  • Only a complete narcissist would pick a fight with a proffesional TV comedian and his staff of proffesional comedians and think he can outwit them. 🤦

    @spacelemur7955@spacelemur795513 күн бұрын
    • Ain't it great 😂😂😂 comedy gold! Can't wait for him to be watching from JAIL 🎉

      @Who_amI57@Who_amI5713 күн бұрын
    • I hope when he's in jail, Jimmy gives him a shout out every night.

      @keithgriffiths9864@keithgriffiths986413 күн бұрын
    • @@keithgriffiths9864 Jail? Make him live in the claw machine Mr. Pillow sat in.

      @spacelemur7955@spacelemur795513 күн бұрын
    • Or a child

      @steverogers2603@steverogers260313 күн бұрын
    • Facts

      @marcosefling3847@marcosefling384713 күн бұрын
  • “Past your jail time” will remain as one of the classic lines. Thanks Jimmy!

    @janelacher9234@janelacher923413 күн бұрын
    • You can get the TShirt now…:)

      @DennyDupuis@DennyDupuis13 күн бұрын
    • CLASSIC!!

      @lindarobinson2104@lindarobinson210413 күн бұрын
    • 👏👏👏👏

      @cherylclifton1198@cherylclifton119813 күн бұрын
    • CLASSIC!!

      @divadee9579@divadee957913 күн бұрын
    • @@divadee9579 Trump has my vote! Me and many other black people are walking away from the Democrat party! Biden and soft on crime policies SUCK!!

      @punnymoney3692@punnymoney369213 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!

    @buddhacat422@buddhacat42213 күн бұрын
    • His orange peel 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣

      @lariosi@lariosi13 күн бұрын
    • Meanwhile, illegal immigrants threatening everyone's life when they leave the studio 😂😂😂😂 BuT dRuMpFlEr.......

      @saltfarmer4008@saltfarmer400812 күн бұрын
    • Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?

      @roelanddirker7620@roelanddirker762010 күн бұрын
    • Well said @buddahcat422 !! 🤟♥️👏👏👏

      @Sindollx666x@Sindollx666x8 күн бұрын
  • "Isn't it past your jail time?" has to be one of the best lines ever uttered, not just by Jimmy but by literally ANYone, ever.

    @thebigz3909@thebigz390913 күн бұрын
    • Good God Do you even know how to 🧮 or📃 or ✒️

      @alwaysgr8fl@alwaysgr8fl12 күн бұрын
    • ​@@alwaysgr8fl I don't understand what you're trying to do here, & why.

      @Sindollx666x@Sindollx666x8 күн бұрын
  • Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers. Keep giving him hell, sir!

    @jasonmullins7115@jasonmullins711513 күн бұрын
    • LOL!

      @ravenwolf7128@ravenwolf712813 күн бұрын
    • Everyday I'm praying to wake up to the headline. " Trump is dead."

      @user-ih1ux1vc9v@user-ih1ux1vc9v13 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂❤

      @mariagoode5903@mariagoode590313 күн бұрын
    • Spoken like a former Sailor of the Harry S. Truman! Lol GO NAVY!

      @sharon4951@sharon495113 күн бұрын
    • 👍👍👍👍

      @cynimonry5919@cynimonry591913 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy is living rent free in Trump’s head!!! 😂

    @KPVFarmer@KPVFarmer13 күн бұрын
    • and making a fortune in the process....you'd think trump would shut up about him, all he does is give Jimmy fodder

      @jaygray7102@jaygray710213 күн бұрын
    • It's the other way around trump knew that posting that would set Kimmel off yet again being pissed off he's no longer funny

      @shanedaley6236@shanedaley623613 күн бұрын
    • @@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.

      @deviouskris3012@deviouskris301213 күн бұрын
    • @@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire

      @shanedaley6236@shanedaley623613 күн бұрын
    • Spacious accommodations.

      @Jan-se1nd@Jan-se1nd13 күн бұрын
  • Ok. You got me on "maybe he can watch me on the TV in the rec room at Rikers." LOVE it!!!

    @aviatrix1947.8@aviatrix1947.813 күн бұрын
    • Seems like all americans are thinking from an I-ish perspective. You got ME me me me at that mo- mo- moment.

      @roelanddirker7620@roelanddirker762010 күн бұрын
    • @roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁) I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J

      @jeyruff429@jeyruff4298 күн бұрын
  • Best line ever...."He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden"!

    @lbednaz@lbednaz13 күн бұрын
    • Shows that democratic america has no creativity as well.

      @roelanddirker7620@roelanddirker762010 күн бұрын
  • Trying to ridicule Jimmy Kimmel should come with its own Miranda warning. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.

    @thefeldgeister2961@thefeldgeister296113 күн бұрын
    • 👍

      @yourconnection9303@yourconnection930313 күн бұрын
    • If you really think about it. Trump was just insulting Al Pacino not Kimmel this whole time.

      @503leafy@503leafy13 күн бұрын
    • @@503leafy Exactly. But it's a Donald Trump thing - he rambles on hoping people will be stupid enough to take his word for whatever he says.

      @yourconnection9303@yourconnection930313 күн бұрын
    • Trump mixed up Obama and Biden now Jimmi and Al Pacino

      @jim6025@jim602513 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂💙👍

      @melvinjamerson1920@melvinjamerson192013 күн бұрын
  • You really got under Trump's skin with that fantastic line at the Oscar's. Everyone is talking about it.

    @marymcsweeny8488@marymcsweeny848813 күн бұрын
    • Indeed, even outside the US.

      @intelligencia-co2fu@intelligencia-co2fu13 күн бұрын
    • Al Pacino, is up there with Robert DeNiro. The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface...there are so many.

      @KramerMC5@KramerMC513 күн бұрын
    • I got the Tee Shirt to prove it

      @bbigrocker1@bbigrocker113 күн бұрын
    • One of the greatest live slap backs in comedic history

      @itspersonal3351@itspersonal335113 күн бұрын
    • DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS OF THE OSCARS? THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL

      @marknewman8368@marknewman836813 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy lives in Trump's head rent free.

    @michaelj3385@michaelj338513 күн бұрын
  • This was just savage 😂 Trump probably had 100 aneurysms when he saw this 😂

    @whocares5114@whocares511413 күн бұрын
    • anuseurysms.😂

      @android12921@android1292112 күн бұрын
  • Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao

    @Anonymouse85@Anonymouse8513 күн бұрын
    • A million of us are using that line 😅

      @patriciamurfitt4590@patriciamurfitt459013 күн бұрын
    • Hope he simmers over that brilliant line for a while longer, it’s iconic for sure

      @lisajean228@lisajean22813 күн бұрын
    • @Ludivine664@Ludivine66413 күн бұрын
    • 5 weeks and he's still bright orange mad.

      @markmac2206@markmac220613 күн бұрын
  • You know Kimmel does something right when Trump is somehow still mad at him weeks after the Oscars ended 😂😂

    @4deleDaz33m@4deleDaz33m14 күн бұрын
    • This is the only comment? It's a good one, but it says there's supposed to be more.

      @truebluedigit6570@truebluedigit657014 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂 ditto

      @medde655@medde65514 күн бұрын
    • You mean mister thin skin is offeneded?! Ohhhh noooooo

      @1584283@158428314 күн бұрын
    • google/youtube throttling anti-trump comments

      @garmar704@garmar70414 күн бұрын
    • It's not that Jimmy did it, it's that the entire crowd laughed. Though, I'm surprised Trump understands that they were laughing at him.

      @dyent@dyent14 күн бұрын
  • That John Stamos song was so good! Damn, Chris Stapleton is AMAZING!!! 🤩

    @persiablu@persiablu13 күн бұрын
  • With Jimmy’s PRICELESS monologues I MIGHT just survive 2024👏👏👏🤣😂😆🤣😂

    @dianeshover1465@dianeshover146513 күн бұрын
    • This one was a gem.

      @jhwygirl@jhwygirl13 күн бұрын
  • Trump, the only President to refuse to hand over power and attack America.

    @laskey2175@laskey217514 күн бұрын
    • when did that happen

      @thegoatudontknow@thegoatudontknow14 күн бұрын
    • Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.

      @somkit9102@somkit910214 күн бұрын
    • January 6th

      @jessemacias2@jessemacias214 күн бұрын
    • @@thegoatudontknow It was Donny Trump on January 6, 2021, one of the darkest days in American history. Google it.

      @danielgloverpiano7693@danielgloverpiano769314 күн бұрын
    • ​@@thegoatudontknowJan 6th. Born yesterday you were apparently.

      @tonib.3016@tonib.301614 күн бұрын
  • The ketchup is definitely hitting the walls tonight...

    @eminence_front6043@eminence_front604313 күн бұрын
    • Heinz ketchup stock just jumped 5 points!

      @caronstout354@caronstout35413 күн бұрын
    • Nuggets and ketchup mmmhmmmm.

      @TheGreenDragon419.9@TheGreenDragon419.913 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @phripp2868@phripp286813 күн бұрын
    • And Big Macs.

      @monsterpig3270@monsterpig327013 күн бұрын
    • scared ketchup hahaha

      @theorenhobart@theorenhobart12 күн бұрын
  • Absolutely brilliant..everyone in Australia is pissing themselves laughing

    @petercranitch9302@petercranitch930213 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂

    @leemccauley3317@leemccauley331713 күн бұрын
  • Pretty much the whole room was laughing AT trump… just like the UN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @user-kl6ef1tn5g@user-kl6ef1tn5g13 күн бұрын
    • But there are so many others to laugh at in the UN...

      @lenawagenfuehr53@lenawagenfuehr5313 күн бұрын
    • ​@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side

      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313@tyronevaldez-kruger531313 күн бұрын
    • TDS Find the cure

      @DebbieOnTheSpot@DebbieOnTheSpot13 күн бұрын
    • This should be shown to Trump voters, THIS is what the world thinks of him, don't do it to yourself!

      @MrDLW2010@MrDLW201013 күн бұрын
    • @@DebbieOnTheSpot We've been trying, but so far nothing seems to stop deranged people from supporting Trump.

      @pdoylemi@pdoylemi13 күн бұрын
  • Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!

    @divadee9579@divadee957913 күн бұрын
    • Others do too but mostly while guests on the Graham Norton show.

      @kcjd8659@kcjd865913 күн бұрын
    • Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is. I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.

      @jerseyjoyride1316@jerseyjoyride131613 күн бұрын
    • So true! Oh God you are so correct!

      @mitrasookram851@mitrasookram85113 күн бұрын
    • Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.

      @stregalilith@stregalilith13 күн бұрын
    • @@jerseyjoyride1316 That is a good point. In actuality the is nothing funny about what is going on, nothing funny whatsoever.

      @christianhoffman7407@christianhoffman740713 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy, I love how you get under the diseased skin of the orange traitor!! Keep up the great work!!

    @CelesteKnowles@CelesteKnowles13 күн бұрын
  • Mushroom garden….. priceless. God bless your Jimmy Kimmel.

    @barbaragalliera9846@barbaragalliera984613 күн бұрын
  • “Strapped around his little mushroom garden.” 🍄 😂😂😂

    @SeonghwaffleJem@SeonghwaffleJem14 күн бұрын
    • Oh, and now I'll never be able to get that image out of my head! 😱🤣🤣

      @JC-tp5lz@JC-tp5lz13 күн бұрын
    • 😂

      @anitabasharira9645@anitabasharira964513 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @theoriginalCoCoSmith@theoriginalCoCoSmith13 күн бұрын
    • Lol

      @theoriginalCoCoSmith@theoriginalCoCoSmith13 күн бұрын
    • Yes, the best joke of many good ones in this segment

      @darcos7535@darcos753513 күн бұрын
  • Trump is still mad about an article from 1987 that mentioned his small hands.

    @juliaellis2046@juliaellis204613 күн бұрын
    • There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it. It appears he still is at it.

      @MariaMartinez-researcher@MariaMartinez-researcher13 күн бұрын
    • Omg they noticed it back then too 😂😂

      @Sweettooth25@Sweettooth2513 күн бұрын
  • Go get ‘em, Jimmy! You and Lincoln Project really help get me through these nonsensical days!

    @Adogslife54@Adogslife5413 күн бұрын
    • Same here! Oh, and Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, and one of my favorites, Jon Stewart ❤

      @KnockOut242@KnockOut24211 күн бұрын
    • AMEN TO THAT!!!

      @kathybyerly7904@kathybyerly790410 күн бұрын
    • The Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln.

      @Denuine@Denuine8 күн бұрын
  • This was the best thing I've seen all week! Jimmy is killing it. And Chris with John was just what I needed, times are tough...

    @daniellind1165@daniellind116513 күн бұрын
  • "And, by the way, keep my wife's name out..." 😂😂😂😂

    @luishumbertovega3900@luishumbertovega390013 күн бұрын
    • And you know he meant it

      @AZtea4UnME@AZtea4UnME13 күн бұрын
    • No he said it even better. He said “keep my wife’s name out of your efffing mouth”

      @Erin.56@Erin.5613 күн бұрын
    • That was so good. I died laughing. 😂😂 I love Jimmy. He is the best!

      @gloriaf6971@gloriaf697113 күн бұрын
    • @@Erin.56 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉

      @AZtea4UnME@AZtea4UnME13 күн бұрын
    • Jimmy isn't a coward like Cancun "Ted" Cruz.

      @lolilollolilol7773@lolilollolilol77739 күн бұрын
  • It’s so ridiculously past Trump’s jail time.

    @Eyeball_Heroin@Eyeball_Heroin14 күн бұрын
    • Less talk, more action

      @lenawagenfuehr53@lenawagenfuehr5313 күн бұрын
    • And past your drinking age

      @reverendkafka4178@reverendkafka417813 күн бұрын
    • ​@@reverendkafka4178good one 🙄

      @lowrider96@lowrider9613 күн бұрын
    • Bit trumpy ummmm?​@@reverendkafka4178

      @anniemain7670@anniemain767013 күн бұрын
    • Have no fear. Donnie’s jailtime is coming very soon…..

      @Erin.56@Erin.5613 күн бұрын
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and screaming. Jimmy I can't stand you for making me laugh this hard, and now I have a headache. Thanks 😏

    @B1ibrab3aUty@B1ibrab3aUty13 күн бұрын
    • Yes, but it's good pain.🤣

      @juanita_rocksteady2761@juanita_rocksteady276112 күн бұрын
  • Can't wait to you're back hosting the Oscars again Jimmy!!! You're a superb, outstanding host!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏

    @yourconnection9303@yourconnection930313 күн бұрын
  • I'm still in awe about him being the President of the United States. How did this happen? Wow! Such an embarrassment to the USA!

    @knoxjr4977@knoxjr497713 күн бұрын
    • BIGLY

      @ElroyMcDuff@ElroyMcDuff13 күн бұрын
    • Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight embarrassing the country.

      @JW30000@JW3000013 күн бұрын
    • watch The Good Liars interviewing supports of the orange geeZus and you will start get a clear picture and understand the why !!

      @YesItsReallyKeith@YesItsReallyKeith13 күн бұрын
    • Just let's not let it happen again!

      @CelesteKnowles@CelesteKnowles13 күн бұрын
    • It's like we're living in the upside down. But get ready... because I think there's a good chance he wins again. Yikes!! Whether he wins or not though, get ready for some crazy times ahead.

      @andrewdowdall2690@andrewdowdall269013 күн бұрын
  • “Isn’t it past your jail time”….F’ing *BRILLIANT*!!!!!!

    @kelleydavis100@kelleydavis10013 күн бұрын
    • That "joke" was about on par with George kastanza's "jerk store" joke.

      @spiderfan2385@spiderfan238513 күн бұрын
    • 😂🤪😆🤣

      @jennifermonkhouse4950@jennifermonkhouse495013 күн бұрын
    • Most underrated comment

      @thomasw.5344@thomasw.534413 күн бұрын
    • Simple yet effective

      @Marmanandfriends@Marmanandfriends13 күн бұрын
  • This was probably the best monologue of all time. Start to finish freaking hilarious!

    @terrancekayton007@terrancekayton00713 күн бұрын
  • Isn't it past your jail time. I think that line is going to age like a fine wine 😂

    @scottfitzpatrick1939@scottfitzpatrick193913 күн бұрын
  • I suspect Trump's Head is Imploding at this very minute...

    @pjimmbojimmbo1990@pjimmbojimmbo199014 күн бұрын
    • …Like the world has never seen before!

      @A.Briggs628@A.Briggs62814 күн бұрын
    • One would suspect so.

      @AspenTruth@AspenTruth14 күн бұрын
    • We can only hope!

      @blindkimberly1360@blindkimberly136014 күн бұрын
    • Bigly imploded...

      @brianross7454@brianross745414 күн бұрын
    • One can only dream

      @SYLRMHA@SYLRMHA14 күн бұрын
  • 🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious. 10 straight minutes Roasting the Hell out of Trump. 😂😂

    @allenjalaligmail@allenjalaligmail14 күн бұрын
    • It's why I come here 😂

      @radagastbrown9001@radagastbrown900113 күн бұрын
    • I love it! It’s why I watch his monologue every night. It’s why I stay up to 11:30pm eastern time. If I miss it it’s why I watch it first thing on KZhead the next morning. In 2016 Bill Maher saved me from the insanity of trump. In 2024 it’s Jimmy who is saving me

      @Erin.56@Erin.5613 күн бұрын
  • “Say hello to my little friend??!! Hilarious!! Love the mushroom garden quip too……❤️

    @elliechristie2498@elliechristie249813 күн бұрын
  • 😂 OMG! That was BRUTAL!😂😂 LOVED every single second!

    @LeeJillian@LeeJillian13 күн бұрын
  • “Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂

    @godisgood5118@godisgood511813 күн бұрын
    • Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.

      @iamfreebgm8856@iamfreebgm885613 күн бұрын
    • Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂

      @clothilde1623@clothilde162313 күн бұрын
  • Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone. This is gold ! I'm going to be laughing all day !

    @MrStaybrown@MrStaybrown13 күн бұрын
    • I saw a guy once pick an argument with a ventriloquist dummy. The dummy was the one guy I'd ever seen him not be able to intimidate. It was hilarious.

      @keithgriffiths9864@keithgriffiths986413 күн бұрын
    • Or a savvy, intelligent, super star with integrity.

      @markclipsham9199@markclipsham919913 күн бұрын
    • Who's the comedian? 😁

      @illmakeufamous6776@illmakeufamous677613 күн бұрын
    • @@illmakeufamous6776 Go home. You're drunk.

      @lizardog@lizardog13 күн бұрын
    • @@lizardog And you're mad. Good 😆

      @illmakeufamous6776@illmakeufamous677613 күн бұрын
  • I never get enough of listening to you rip Trump to shreds. I just love it.

    @dianecraighead428@dianecraighead42813 күн бұрын
    • You will be singing another tune if Washington interferes with his attempt to save America.

      @kathleen0303@kathleen03037 күн бұрын
  • Trump clearly did not watch the 96th Oscars nor has he watched any of the Oscars for decades, as "And the winner is..." was replaced by "And the Oscar goes to..." at the 61st Oscar broadcast in 1989. Did Trump get anything right in his "truth"?

    @el7jake@el7jake12 күн бұрын
    • 😊😊😊

      @patriciatinkey2677@patriciatinkey267711 күн бұрын
  • "Say hello to my little friend" is what he said to Stormy Daniels🤣😂🤣 (imagine him imitating Al Pacino ) 🤣🤣🤣

    @gnrdontcry@gnrdontcry13 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂 that's too funny

      @tracywilliamson7729@tracywilliamson772913 күн бұрын
    • Best retort ever😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @davidmckendry7684@davidmckendry768413 күн бұрын
    • Had axserious laugh with thus one!!! 😂😂😂 Love ya Jimmy!!!😂😂😂

      @elchappy2809@elchappy280913 күн бұрын
    • Priceless!

      @Collageartist69@Collageartist6913 күн бұрын
  • "Isn't it past your jail time?" = Best line EVER!!

    @sabbadabba@sabbadabba13 күн бұрын
  • Don’t stop Jimmy! ❤

    @russellnelson9400@russellnelson940013 күн бұрын
  • That line, “Isn’t it past your jail time?” will go down in history!

    @lkendrix7782@lkendrix778211 күн бұрын
  • Damn! No wonder Trump hates him! His quick wit and spot on sarcasm is always sharpley accurate!

    @angelad3347@angelad334713 күн бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="107">1:47</a> I can't believe what a thin skin he has, and how much he obsesses over being ridiculed. It must have really tore him up inside for him to write that childish rant. No wonder he falls asleep in court, stays awake at night with his head full of Jimmy Kimmel's taunts. Has Kimmel Derangement Syndrome.

    @F8Tributo@F8Tributo14 күн бұрын
    • Thin Skin, but a very Thick Skull

      @pjimmbojimmbo1990@pjimmbojimmbo199014 күн бұрын
    • It's been mentioned that Don has an aide who goes through social media posts that praise him and she shows them to him. Talk about narcissistic self esteem issues hey!

      @BrayOfTheDonkey@BrayOfTheDonkey14 күн бұрын
    • Mission accomplished!

      @outerrealm@outerrealm14 күн бұрын
    • Someone said that it must have eaten him up more than other jokes because it was specifically delivered to and laughed at by the Hollywood crowd... trump still sees himself as a celebrity, so being ridiculed by those people is probably more personal to him.

      @tonycotto7106@tonycotto710614 күн бұрын
    • @@BrayOfTheDonkey It was known that, when he was in the WH, he had aides bring him all those "positive" articles and pictures that made him look strong. He's been doing that for a good while now.

      @HelynnHeels@HelynnHeels14 күн бұрын
  • "Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down the best line of the 2024 Oscars.

    @jeannecrowley8383@jeannecrowley838312 күн бұрын
  • This monologue was one of Jimmy's best🎉

    @dorothymasombwe4788@dorothymasombwe478813 күн бұрын
  • Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.

    @steverogers2603@steverogers260313 күн бұрын
    • Ive always said, America is a land of many very smart people, but its has an equal share of people that are DAF

      @nipponsuxs@nipponsuxs13 күн бұрын
    • Tbf, this is true for any country in the world.

      @KarlaKloppstock@KarlaKloppstock13 күн бұрын
    • Yes it's terrifying. Even if he loses, we still might leave. If it's close, we don't feel comfortable living here.

      @aubrey1633@aubrey163313 күн бұрын
    • Not for intelligent people, for people with big ego's, those are the ones that are probably scared.

      @kmi187@kmi18713 күн бұрын
    • @@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!

      @JC-tp5lz@JC-tp5lz13 күн бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="462">7:42</a> there is no one creepier than Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller.

    @w.rowechmura8414@w.rowechmura841414 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @qredqs@qredqs13 күн бұрын
    • Didn't think it possible, but Stephen Miller has gotten EVEN WIERDER! Next stop : a facility for the criminally insane.

      @jefolson6989@jefolson698913 күн бұрын
    • Talking about DT's style??? His suits look like they've been badly tailored from second hand parachutes. Where does he find them?

      @lynelizabeth-kl9dp@lynelizabeth-kl9dp13 күн бұрын
    • Jared gives him a run for the title, he's just younger.

      @retriever19golden55@retriever19golden5513 күн бұрын
    • Miller looks like the kind of monster them Winchester boys would be after (Supernatural reference).

      @raenoway@raenoway13 күн бұрын
  • God bless you always Jimmy 🙏🏻 💛 thank you for standing up for us we the people! 💪🏻

    @homesweetcasita1032@homesweetcasita103213 күн бұрын
  • Trump can’t distinguish between Pelosi and Haley, Jeb and W, and doesn’t recall that we already won WWII... How could we expect him to identify Kimmel vs Pacino?!

    @charlieevergreen3514@charlieevergreen351413 күн бұрын
  • The performance of Chris Stapleton was amazing!

    @Yairsvida@Yairsvida13 күн бұрын
    • Ngl but I honestly didn't know who he was but he is very talented. Singing about John Stamos lmao 😂

      @DylanHartwick32@DylanHartwick3213 күн бұрын
    • I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.

      @beenaplumber8379@beenaplumber837913 күн бұрын
    • More people should be talking about that than Trumplethinskin!

      @carlohenley4044@carlohenley404413 күн бұрын
    • Agreed. I never heard him before. Now I’m a fan. Great voice

      @apollocontestants7384@apollocontestants738413 күн бұрын
    • It takes mad skill to do something like that, my hat is off to the gentleman for sure.

      @syndillucian@syndillucian13 күн бұрын
  • I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔

    @RobertEskuri@RobertEskuri14 күн бұрын
    • That’s right!!! Totally forgot about that!! Too funny!!

      @Neti.j@Neti.j13 күн бұрын
    • That was hilarious 😂

      @careymathews5981@careymathews598113 күн бұрын
    • Absolutely! That's what got em!

      @stevewise1656@stevewise165613 күн бұрын
    • Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.

      @jonjensen2524@jonjensen252413 күн бұрын
    • Biden 2024😂😂

      @deveey@deveey13 күн бұрын
  • Oh, Trump is DEFINITELY angry about Gettysburg !!! That was GOLD!!!!! 😆😆😆 I pray Trump doesn't win in November because I'd be so worried about Jimmy.

    @vickie2263@vickie226313 күн бұрын
  • I can hear all the inmates at rikers singing... HERE COME OL FLAT TOP HE COME GROOVIN UP SLOWLY ...

    @stargirlzx@stargirlzx13 күн бұрын
    • He got toe jam footballs…

      @SchoolforHackers@SchoolforHackers13 күн бұрын
  • So I bought the shirt! "Isn't it past your jail time ?" Best line ever❣️ I LOVE IT!!!

    @robinelizabeth386@robinelizabeth38613 күн бұрын
    • Where can I get it 😂

      @user-wb6xs6jv9l@user-wb6xs6jv9l12 күн бұрын
  • The level of burn in this monologue is unprecedented in television history 😂😂😂😂

    @JeffreyGillespie@JeffreyGillespie13 күн бұрын
    • Why is everything unheard of you Americans???? I think you atleast under 25

      @mastabla3ta684@mastabla3ta68413 күн бұрын
    • @@mastabla3ta684 where do you live?

      @JeffreyGillespie@JeffreyGillespie13 күн бұрын
    • Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight. What an embarrassment to the country. Do better.

      @JW30000@JW3000013 күн бұрын
    • @@JW30000 Ok QClown.

      @monsterpig3270@monsterpig327013 күн бұрын
    • @@JW30000this is what a victim looks like ? Try again 😂

      @catpaladin1@catpaladin113 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy we all love you here in Canada, keep up your awesome shows, we look forward to your shows❤❤❤❤❤❤

    @critterscv6870@critterscv687013 күн бұрын
  • “Ranta Claus” 😂 Please tell me someone at the show is keeping track of all the Trump nicknames. I would love to watch a super cut of these one day.

    @philipmanser5791@philipmanser579112 күн бұрын
  • throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!

    @plan4life1@plan4life113 күн бұрын
    • If you’re into it, Randy rainbow is funny

      @Birdyblue12@Birdyblue1213 күн бұрын
    • Me 2

      @joeyxc4@joeyxc413 күн бұрын
  • "He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden." Yep, that's the line where I lost it!!

    @kirbysnortfarts9819@kirbysnortfarts981913 күн бұрын
    • Same😂😂😂😂

      @rozelynjenkins1811@rozelynjenkins181113 күн бұрын
    • 😂 never mess with a comedian

      @gussiehenderson4835@gussiehenderson483513 күн бұрын
    • So did I.

      @catrobinson5764@catrobinson576413 күн бұрын
    • This line ruined mushrooms for me… 🤢🤣

      @OttoBoy@OttoBoy13 күн бұрын
    • Best line ever !!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

      @renewenn463@renewenn46313 күн бұрын
  • One of the greatest moments in TV history.

    @LolaLaRue-sq6jm@LolaLaRue-sq6jm13 күн бұрын
  • ISN’T IS PAST YOUR JAIL TIME! Best line ever!

    @debbiepeebler1221@debbiepeebler122113 күн бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="327">5:27</a> That line by Kimmel deserved a standing ovation from the entire studio audience, not just a few.

    @WaterlooExpat@WaterlooExpat13 күн бұрын
    • I felt that way about the Ivanka joke

      @DGNYY27@DGNYY2713 күн бұрын
  • He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!

    @juanita_rocksteady2761@juanita_rocksteady276113 күн бұрын
  • LMAO... It sounds like he's watching the video over and over again...LOL

    @jorgegustavoortiz7717@jorgegustavoortiz771713 күн бұрын
  • Holy crap - GENIUS! The song about John Stamos! That is BRILLIANT!!!

    @TommyMacLuckie@TommyMacLuckie13 күн бұрын
  • Gotta be so cool being Jimmy Kimmel when reading his monologue about tRump, reaching millions and millions of people. Giving them a great laugh. 😂

    @massey4business@massey4business14 күн бұрын
    • 19.5 million to be exact 😁

      @MarcKloos@MarcKloos14 күн бұрын
    • You are correct! 😊

      @MyboogerwontSurrender@MyboogerwontSurrender14 күн бұрын
    • International great laugh 😂 this has been hilarious

      @dappppppppt@dappppppppt14 күн бұрын
    • Doesn’t appear to be reading, great presentation… extremely enjoyable!

      @Wayne10219@Wayne1021913 күн бұрын
    • *Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him. 🍿

      @handmadehearts@handmadehearts13 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy Kimmel is living rent-free in Trumps head 😂😂

    @superdog412@superdog41213 күн бұрын
    • Weren't you K farmer at one time? 😮✌️

      @Maya_Pinion@Maya_Pinion13 күн бұрын
  • CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY, you're now a top-5 hero in my book for pissing-off Fuhrer Trump; so much so that he's still seething about your "perfect" Oscar take-down. And man, you have killed it with your monologue tonight. Chris Stapleton so terrific!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. xoxo

    @Lesterluwu@Lesterluwu13 күн бұрын
  • So much joy from this

    @onlyname@onlyname13 күн бұрын
  • Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤

    @tamravarda4161@tamravarda416114 күн бұрын
    • Jimmy is the antidote for Trump’s venom.

      @bjs20@bjs2013 күн бұрын
    • It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024

      @JW30000@JW3000013 күн бұрын
  • I'm feeling so sad and depressed then I saw this. I'm still crying but relieved there's Jimmy Kimmels in this world.

    @Joytous@Joytous13 күн бұрын
    • I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. YOU WONT ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY. ❤❤❤😢

      @alanai1981@alanai198113 күн бұрын
  • I could'nt possibly read all this interesting stuff. Do whats right, All of you wonderful people

    @wnight55@wnight5513 күн бұрын
  • This is pure gold. 👏👏👏

    @evitamaja0318@evitamaja031813 күн бұрын
  • This is the kind of monologue that wins Emmys. 😂

    @AtoBoldonNBC@AtoBoldonNBC13 күн бұрын
  • Took Trump 3 hours to write that

    @oztez9222@oztez922214 күн бұрын
    • At least! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

      @annieclaire2348@annieclaire234813 күн бұрын
    • biden cant even read lmao he cant even walk off stage correct

      @wildouter@wildouter13 күн бұрын
    • Trump had trouble with the word "truth"

      @AncientActivist@AncientActivist13 күн бұрын
    • That’s actually funny 👍

      @bookgirlny8511@bookgirlny851113 күн бұрын
    • So that means some more courtroom nap time 😴😴

      @laura749@laura74913 күн бұрын
  • This is the best night time show along with Stephen Colbert. These two guys are unbelievable. I never miss a show and the world can see why Trump is so intimidated and press and run in fear and shits on his self when it comes to these two young man and having John Come on it’s surprise that man that have such a beautiful voice and you make it a difference in this world. Thank you.

    @gloriamaharaj4789@gloriamaharaj478913 күн бұрын
  • Thank you Jimmy! Keep us laughing through some unprecedented times.

    @wendymcclelland7943@wendymcclelland794311 күн бұрын
  • Steven Miller looks like Lex Luthor but with a 25 IQ

    @chaiwallah69@chaiwallah6914 күн бұрын
    • I love ur comment. It’s so accurate.

      @sherryelle225@sherryelle22514 күн бұрын
    • He looks like a screaming match stick

      @jochem1986@jochem198614 күн бұрын
    • Josef Goebbel

      @sanjivat@sanjivat14 күн бұрын
    • Miller is repulsive to the max. 😖

      @BGM16@BGM1614 күн бұрын
    • He's a freak of nature

      @HowardDaniels-uw8tj@HowardDaniels-uw8tj14 күн бұрын
  • Steven Miller reminds me of Nosferatu.

    @ll7868@ll786814 күн бұрын
    • Right on! Good cultural reference.

      @user-yo3vt7ft1p@user-yo3vt7ft1p13 күн бұрын
    • Wanna see something funny? Go look at vampire the masquerade nosferatu clan and then look up a picture of Rudy Guiliani

      @wintertrooper7918@wintertrooper791813 күн бұрын
    • That’s an insult to Nosferatu…and all the creatures of the night!

      @edinburghredneck@edinburghredneck13 күн бұрын
    • Spot on!

      @elisaa9981@elisaa998113 күн бұрын
    • That is just an insult to vampires everywhere

      @kittehgo@kittehgo13 күн бұрын
  • I love you Jimmy, you hit the spots other people can't reach 😂😂😂😂😂🍻😎👍

    @Markus-London@Markus-London13 күн бұрын
  • Oh Jimmy you are just too mean to Trump…please don’t stop, it makes me laugh way too much.💙

    @teresaquist8820@teresaquist882013 күн бұрын
    • I know! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts! 🤣

      @JC-tp5lz@JC-tp5lz13 күн бұрын
    • I say he's not mean enough lol.

      @xy6845@xy684513 күн бұрын
  • I love the open war between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump!😂😂😂 And Jimmy loves it to!!!😅😅😅😅😅😊

    @peterfrankhansen1128@peterfrankhansen112813 күн бұрын
    • In a battle of wits, it's brave of trump to fight unarmed.😂😂😂

      @kiki19822@kiki1982213 күн бұрын
  • That melody is in my head now. I’ll be singling that melody forever.

    @AdrianMunch@AdrianMunch13 күн бұрын
  • Don't feel bad Jimmy. You were legendary in "...And Justice for All."

    @captainjefferies9047@captainjefferies904713 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy knocked it outta the park today/tonight ! AND...it was all 100% TRUE !

    @rickobrien4025@rickobrien402513 күн бұрын
  • Jimmy you are the best You took that to a whole other level Trump is crying right now and not from laughter like me 🤣🤣🤣

    @nancyallen-green8519@nancyallen-green851913 күн бұрын
  • Thank you Jimmy! Trump is in fact a joke and I have not laughed this hard in a very, very, VERY long time!!!! Sir, again I thank and applaud you!

    @hackjobgarage9289@hackjobgarage928913 күн бұрын
  • tds HAHAHAHA, when will trump realise HE is the only person suffering from that fake diagnosis 😂😂😂😂

    @Markus-London@Markus-London13 күн бұрын
  • Chris Stapleton sang that song like it was one of his long-time fan favorites. Great job !

    @FrankMuchnok@FrankMuchnok13 күн бұрын
    • Yeaaaah dude that was amazingly funny 😂

      @xanderprangler8621@xanderprangler862113 күн бұрын
    • 😂He was a great sport to sing those lines!😂

      @kitcobain444@kitcobain44413 күн бұрын
    • *THAT* was nothing short of EPIC!!!!!

      @peggywoods4327@peggywoods432713 күн бұрын
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