Kristi Noem, Puppy Killer | Did Trump Fart In Court? | Why Pecker Wouldn’t Pay Stormy Daniels
South Dakota governor Kristi Noem admitted to murdering her 14-month-old puppy, the former president is suspected of passing gas while snoozing in court, and there are new revelations from National Enquirer publisher David Pecker’s testimony in Donald Trump’s hush money trial.
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What boggles my mind is how the idea of rehoming the dog never seemed to cross her mind. She just went straight to killing it! That is psychotic.
No different than you paying to kill animals to eat them or drink their breastmilk
That would be an admission of failure on her part. Another reason she wants to be Trump's VP -- that's a trait they both share. I'm sure she bought it from a breeder to boot. Most reputable breeders will take back the dog if they don't work out in their new homes. Again, admitting to failure. Geez, her book is even titled, "No Going Back".
@@ColorMeConfused29I wonder if they had an enforceable contract as to returning the dog if it didn't work out
Simple: the dog, then and there, “ruined her hunting spree” aka her ability to kill other animals, so her blood thirst wasn’t satisfied and he was an easy target. Oof. I hope she meets the same fate. Which. As a VP pick for Dump, isn’t far fetched at all!
The fact that when angry and in a highly charged emotional state, Noem reached for a gun to deal with the problem. This speaks volumes.
So she's training her puppy to hunt birds, then she stops with it to se some birds, with no leash, it goes after them, and she executes it. Wow. What a piece of work. And her whole, "well, that's farm life" schtick is BS. I grew up on a farm. We generally took our time with our animals, and didn't leave them loose if they weren't properly trained and responsive. What a pathetic excuse.
She is a nasty women to be sure, but it is like in the USA.
Totally. And here's another thing. Humane euthanasia is a real thing on farms. I feel very bad for her children.
And that's if she is even telling the truth about the puppy killing the chickens , she may have just added that part to sound less like a. Monster..... but either way you are correct you don't train a dog to go after birds then kill it when it goes after birds
@@amyping624 after the backlash, she changed her story and started claiming the puppy was violent and biting people. Which is not written in her book. So I do believe the chicken story, but that was still her fault. To change the story to lay blame on the dog is just is just the flies on top of the pile of poo.
She also had the dog in a shock collar
As someone who grew up training dogs to hunt, you don't even start the hunting training until they are at least 2. Until then focus on the basics, like self control, coming to you when you call, etc. Since she has confessed, she needs to be charged with animal cruelty.
Also, chickens to dogs are just squeaky toys. You train them on a leash to leave them alone. OMG what a moron she is.
nailed it- wish this comment was at the top with thousands of clicks
If she lived in Ga. She would be charged with a felony for animal cruelty!🤬👺👎
She bought a spendy dog and assumed it could read her mind. Didn't bother to train except for shock collar, didn't bother to castrate the goat either: she is a shallow, narcissistic ass.
THIS!!!
As a lifelong South Dakotan, I can safely say that our Garden Noem (as I like to call her) is a disgrace to our state.
She is trending as one of the most loathed women in the world. I wonder if she is crying Botoxed tears.
Do many republicans hare her now?
So how did she get elected?
@@kbbpll7338by being a Republican in South Dakota (Trump won 61.7% of the vote to Bidens 35.6%). Though her first election in 2018 was extremely close, she only got 51% of the vote to the democrats 47.6%
@@nicolajrath1570 I figured it was the R next to her name regardless of how much of a lunatic she is. Thanks for verifying. South Dakota always seemed smarter than that to me but I guess not.
Third generation ranch kid here. This is NOT normal animal “management”. Noem is nuts.
And mean beyond all normal human bounds
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I’ve heard several ‘ranch kids’ say the same as you. But honestly, everyone already knew shooting your dog isn’t normal farm behavior. She tries to evoke some Ol’ Yeller type of BS like, oh we had no choice. But maybe it’s her own fault for failing to train the dog. Pretty much what every sane person is thinking when they read her quotes on this subject.
….really???? ,….You think ?!?!? 😁
Perfect vice-presidential candidate. I wonder if T*^&* will try to hang her too...
Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy!
She should go to jail for that discusting 😡🤬😕
Virtually only a psychopath can make it to Governor these days, too. Or CEO of a major company. The ability to lie, market yourself , and walk over those in your way, shouldn't be how we choose.
And a goat, and not mentioned by Colbert three horses, in the same year.
Hashtag Justice4Cricket. Make it trending on Noem's feed.
@@ulysessoliverasponyman That would require having legislators that werent also psychopaths who believe you should be able to use force to get others to comply.
She killed the puppy instead of finding her a new home or paying a nominal surrender fee at a shelter. That's pure fucking evil.
She even could have done the white trash thing of selling the dog for a hundred bucks off of Craig's list or Facebook, almost anything else would be better!
She wanted to look tuff so Trump can pick her as VP.
That's why I say , perfect running vp for Chumpy .
100%, in fact what she did was admit to a crime and I hope someone realises that and prosecutes her
she killed a puppy because it was untrainable and goat because it smelled bad - Hmm Trump is untrainable and smells bad, perhaps he’s next 😅
He forgot to mention that the goat was a family pet, and Noem's daughter asked where the goat was when she got home from school that day.
go to Seth Myers, it's covered each show can only cover and include so much- hard choices
"Unfortunately, my daughter was also loud, untrainable, and sometimes smelled bad, so we got in the car and headed back to the gravel pit. . ."
Her daughter asked "where's Cricket" cricket was the dog not the goat.
@@Lina_unchained, my bad. I misunderstood what I had heard. So, it was actually worse than I thought.
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She's banned in 4 Sioux reservations in her state for her racism and cruelty
Damn shame. Clipping animals mob style to being banned from the 17 percent of your state
And why does she look like the lovechild of Sarah Palin and Ted Bundy?
I am not a cat or dog lover, but hate cruelty to animals. She didn't have to kill the puppy - there were other options. This woman has serious issues.
She said the reservations were riddled with mobsters. The tribes are rightfully P.O.
I heard Kristi Noem just got a contract to write Maga Christian Children's Stories? What?? Woot!
I grew up on a farm. This is not what it is like to grow up on a farm! Noem is a psychopath. Period.
Thank you for that. She made it sound as if that's normal behavior for farmers.
You only put an animal down if that is the only choice you have. She had choices and she did not use them. She could have rehomed the dog very easily since it was a puppy. She is nothing more than an Evil "person".
And pheasant hunting isn't a working class 'Farmer' hobby. It's a signature sport of rich Cattle Baron a$$holes who inherited Pa's land and like to dress up and play Cowgirl, but can't be bothered to do any real grange work outside of when they were in 4-H. She's just another Ponderosa Princess who keeps expensive horses for the status.
Very true.
Could have rehomed the Billy Goat Gruff too. Billy goats are well known to smell bad.
She was training the dog to hunt birds and then she got upset when it attacked chickens. Doesn't she realize that chickens are birds! Then she shot her goat because she hadn't had it neutered! I wonder if she shot the 3 horses they'd had for 25 years when she decided they had to go. She should be arrested for animal cruelty and forbidden from having any animals.
It’s also instinct for dogs to chase animals like chickens.
"No! Bad psycho governor!" 😂😂😂 Best line ever, right along with, "Isn't it past your jail-time?"
Yesterday I Googled and then donated to 2 shelters in Pierre SD ( where Kristi lives) saying : “ This donation is in memory of a puppy dog called Cricket and his friend a goat. Let Kristi Noem know. “ Pass it on.
I like this a lot
@myrianacolton... Big hug from the U.K. The best among animal lovers; you're the real deal, Myriana!
Good for you!
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You're a good soul, got me tearing up at work 😭
She was negligent in multiple ways. 1. Not training her puppy 2. Not containing the puppy while visiting the chicken owning neighbors 3. Not having the goat neutered What a heinous, awful, psychopath!
She could had the puppy in a new home
It’s what we’ve come to expect from the members of the morally bankrupt Republican party.
I was going to go with "Not having any human decency."
Why are we pretending anyone other prospective running mate is any different? DeSantis personally T0rtu3d political prisoners. We have a legislature that believes using physical force to deliver your opinion and enforce your will is normal - if you feel morally justified. We have a society that rewards the ruthlessness, charisma and ability to lie of psychopaths, theyre greatly overrepresented as CEOs and politicians.
"Heinous, awful psychopath" is precisely what the Republican Party wanted. Is it even any surprise that she is Trump's favorite?
This wasn't even something that someone dug up about her -- SHE wrote about it HERSELF. What did she think she would accomplish by this? That it would make her more cuddly and relatable?
It seems to be a horribly botched attempt to appeal to blue-collar and conservative folks by being all "I ain't no snowflake librul, I do what's gots to be done" without any self reflection that no, none of her horrid actions were necessary! I myself realize farmwork isn't pretty and requires killing animals for meat, or sometimes have to be put down because of sickness or untreatable injury. But it should still come from a place of compassion and empathy for the animals. There was nothing wrong with the dog, it just needed PROPER training and a leash, or simply be re-homed. It and the goat and horses did not deserve what happened to them :(
Unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable. Has anyone checked on her children?
Apparently her children were never happy, so she didn't need to do anything about them.
Noem’s political career belongs in that gravel pit, never to rise again.
If you're old enough to remember the old B&W Twilight Zone, the episode staring Young Billy Mummy had his character "sending you out to the cornfield..." if you annoyed him. All it took was his menacing glare, and POOF, you'd vanish from the room and be "in the cornfield" never to be seen again 😮 A very touchy, wicked li'l demon with grade A telekinesis! 😮
@@JeffMountainPicker My favourite Twilight Zone was the monster on the airplane wing, that’s trump ripping holes out of America… 🇺🇸🏴💙
Actually in a septic tank.
Someone needs to put her in there like she did cricket.
@@JeffMountainPicker This SD Gov sounds like she should be an actress. She'd be a natural for the role of a superannuated Rhoda Penmark. The character played by Patty McCormack in "The Bad Seed" (1956). She and Trump should get along infamously.
The suggestion that this is just "what people normally do in rural areas" in order to get rid of a dog, or a goat, or any animal that they no longer want is absolutely ridiculous.
As a rural resident, this is so true. Wtf does she think she's foolin'?
@@pickledragonrebel😅! +
If you hear banjos...run!
I hear them every time a republikkkan speaks.
She's a gaslighter like all of Drumpfs toadies.
Writing room must be a gravel pit because Colbert and writers absolutely killed it with this monologue.
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Hard to believe a state that brought us George McGovern and Tom Brokaw is now scraping the gutter with this trash.
Trump is untrainable, too, Kristi…. and he’s old and smells bad.
And he smells a lot worse than a goat. Hmmm.
And, evidently, hasn't been neutered yet.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣! Very True! I'm very sure Trump is scared of her!
@@MrVovansim 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
It needs done, Kristi. It is time for you to once again do what you do best. Go Kristi. Go!
There is a special place in hell for people like Kristi Noem! #Justice4Cricket
I hope that place welcomes her soon.
Yeah
Preach!
She couldn't handle the smell of a goat and yet she wants to be diaper Donald's VP? 💩
At least we know now that Noem is a horrible person and an idiot before she has a chance of becoming the Vice President.
dude, I got a 5 month old puppy, as far as we can tell he's deaf and I taught him how to sit and shake hands in a few weeks, it wasn't easy. he's still hyper and happy but not untrainable.
Shouldn’t that be reported as animal cruelty & abuse?
She was training the puppy to go fetch pheasants when she shot them down and then wondered why the puppy went after the friend’s chickens??
Good point!
Stupid and sociopathic
The chicken story just confirms that she was setting the puppy up for failure..
She was angry because the other hunters blamed her for ruining the hunt, so she took it out on her dog.
I am a parent to 3 dogs and 2 cats, as well as 13 chickens and 2 roosters. (All are free range btw) Her story is ridiculous. What a monster of a person, she is, disgusting....
Who the hell shoots a puppy for being a puppy and a goat for being a goat? The Republican party that’s who
Gosh, myth making is getting a run who ... The answer is a lot of people. In the Greyhound racing industry it is standard practice. If puppy don't meet breeders standard they kill it. The local Municipal authorities are faced with dealing with abandoned animals all they time ...
@@russellmiles2861 That's fucked up though. Animal rescue groups should connect & work something out. If that don't work, Korean BBQ! 😅. I'd try to save the dogs.
@@colmcollins7993Greyhounds who are tossed out by the race track industry are sent to shelters and do make very fine pets. They are actually lazy and easy to live with.
@@russellmiles2861 - Wow, suddenly the greyhound racing industry looks kind of mean. It really isn't difficult to rehome a puppy. Noem just wanted to use her guns to kill something... and then kill something else.
Greyhound rescue organizations have saved hundreds of thousands of Greyhound dogs with grants obtained by the ASPCA and get rehomed to specific families who for example don't have other pets due to the high prey drive seen in the fast dogs. Irresponsible greedy breeders kill the inbred puppies which not only can't make $1200 profit per pup, also can't see or hear, or walk correctly due to deformity. It's just a sickening situation all around what humans do to other mammals and themselves tbh. 😢😢😢
YOUR WRITERS ARE ON FIRE! WELL DONE!
Is there no animal cruelty laws in South Dakota? She should be arrested.
Put her in with trump!
You know what my dog's previous owner did when she couldn't get her to stop chasing chickens. SHE REHOMED HER WITH ME. I have no chickens.
It never occurred to anyone to train the dog properly?
Also: she had just taken the dog on a pheasant hunt?! She had just told the dog that hurting birds was okay?! Why would anyone expect an UNTRAINED PUPPY to recognize the difference between pheasants and chickens???
@@a.johnson4210it’s not about not realising a young dog needed training. It’s about her own self important narcissism and sense of privilege. She’s no better than the dumb pos Ethan Couch who killed four innocent people driving drunk then got off because his defence said he suffered from ‘affluenze’
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It’s no longer a gravel pit, it’s a crime scene.
Or a pet cemetery. 😥
"I guess if I were a better politician I wouldn't tell the story here". That's the moment in which something remotely similar to aconscience came into Noem's head, but luckily she then dragged it to a gravel pit.
For anyone saying a 14 month old dog is not a puppy, you’ve obviously never heard that larger breed dogs don’t mature like smaller breeds do. Also, I have an 11 year old German Shepherd and have had chickens that whole time. She has never hurt any chickens and will just lay down and watch them. It’s called training. You rehome a dog that’s not working out for your situation if it comes to that, not shoot them. I’m not even going to get into the goat issue.I hope she doesn’t have any animals ever again.
Plus 14 years old is right smack dab in the middle of adolescence for many dogs, that's when they go through their "rebellious phase" and start testing boundaries and get incredibly unwieldy. Basically dog teenagers. That's completely normal behavior. They tend to settle down between the two and three year mark.
Cruelty to animals is a crime.
yeah this will be great for their polling numbers with the psychopaths who enjoy killing innocent animals. You know they’re desperate when their first pick for running mate is Literal Cruella de Vil.
Where do you think meat comes from?
@@russellmiles2861Dumb response
@@blackqueen164 I'm guessing Russell is one of those MAGA types that feels the ned to make excuses for every bit of abominable behavior ever exhibited by Rethugs.
Statute of limitations is expired...
Better title for her book: taking America to the gravel pit - a memoir
😂 good one
I prefer: "Trump owns me like the Dims owned slaves"
At last, the slogan the GOP has been searching for.
Perfect
@@turnerfrank-pw3bi those same "dims" are tre45on supporters today. Your great great grandparents were democrats.
one of the best monologues Colbert sir, I really have tears in my eyes
Prosecute for animal abuse
Noem's cruelty is another example of a gun-owner who believes that the solution to just about any problem, any issue, any sense of anger, frustration, greed, jealousy, etc., is to use a gun, which too often ends in the death of human(s) or animal(s).
Well said,
Psycho killer Qu'est ce c'est?
@SC-sf8xt Either a killer wno is a psycho, or a killer of psychos. in Noem's case, it can be translated either way and still be correct.
if only she became a bipolor schiz, she could to a fighting club moment
It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer tries to host an NRA meeting...the night before, he turns out the lights by shooting all the lightbulbs
I grew up on my family's farm. We didn't shoot any puppies.
What? You mean you lived on a farm where it wasn't the norm to shoot puppies in the face or botched murder attempts on goats because you had a personality conflict with them ? What kind of crazy tree hugging farm did you grow up on?😅
I grew up near a farm too. A Farmer does not shoot his own stock when he can sell it. Dog or goat or sheep. Farmers were not that rich. . Sure my German Shepard chased after the chickens but when they flew well he had no answer for that. The farm dog just laid there like old Duke. He did not care about the chickens, then my Shepherd saw the turkeys and they would not fly nor back down. When they raised their wings they looked Much Bigger so dog backed away until he found the geese which would either fly away to a pond or hiss and honk at the dog and take it head on and nipped the dog enough times it decided geese that stood their ground were as bad as the turkeys. So he went after the ones in the pond, barking at them from shore first before getting wet. That pond was man made so it was 8 feet deep. The dog tried to swim after the geese but when he was in the middle the geese flew off...so he had to get out of that hole & couldn't so I had to help it get out of the water with a wooden raft. The ducks it left alone -mainly because they flew to the pond. So, no harm done.
Why PETA isn't protesting this woman for her cruelty towards animals?
Probably because PETA puts down dogs for just existing all the time
Do they even exist at this point?
Because they approve.
"I hated that dog" are not the words of someone who sounds remorseful.
Serial killers start off with animals.
Oh yes they do.
Ahhh, VP serial killer and President Dictator, what could possibly go wrong? 😂😂😂
"Cricket" is just another example of what happens to all living things when they get near a Republican.
Best comment.
@@Killahz9 Referring to drag queen story hour, or your local public school?🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
They might kill you or make you one of the cult and suck your soul.
It’s a carefree life in Republicania
Absolutely agree!
PETA needs to protest 😮😮😮
Absolutely most insane sadistic governor in history. The "farm life" defense doesn't make any sense at all. That only applies to horses with broken legs or coyotes attacking cattle. Not a puppy. You can pick the puppy up and give it away
What kind of person kills a puppy. She belongs in prison for animal cruelty
She should but wont cause this country sucks & only rewards horrible ppl
Oh it hardly uncommon ...
@@russellmiles2861So that makes it ok?
@@russellmiles2861Just because it happens doesn’t mean it’s right. There ARE laws against animal cruelty, or for simply killing an animal for being an animal. There is also a proper way to put down an ill, suffering pet-and it doesn’t involve a gun. I’ve only seen (actually heard) an animal shot once: it was deer that had been hit by a car and had more broken bones than intact ones. It was still alive, but making the most awful sounds I’ve ever heard-it was abundantly clear the animal was suffering horribly. The police officer told everyone to walk around the block, and he shot the deer to end its suffering. I can still hear that gun-shot. When you need to put an animal down, you summon a veterinarian. They are capable of euthanizing an animal in a humane way. And yes, they do make house-calls at farms. Noem just didn’t bother to call the vet: probably because she knew the veterinarian would refuse to kill the puppy or goat for the reasons Noem did.
@@russellmiles2861 Common among psychos. She also broke the law.
Im going to repeat this again... I'd rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges...
Trump will be 78 before the election, so, basically the same age
I'd vote for a paper bag over that orange monster.
Same here
I’d vote for an old shoe box over trump. I’d trust it to make better decisions , and take fewer bribes.
Numbers don't lie. 😂 Ralph E Noel for president of the United States of America. I don't kill puppies. Wow my approval rating just went up!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely incredible monologue tonight. Hilarious! Great writers and perfect delivery…
She's the perfect running mate for trump .
I really hope he still picks her. She’d torpedo his chances in November.
Are you not bothered by anti-republican propaganda in the media and lies? Doesn't the silence about Biden and his son on evening shows bother you? No? Are you ready to discuss Trump?
@@seankeeton7529He's aready doing that for HIMSELF!😂😂😂😂
05:21 - "Nasty and mean" and smelled "disgusting, musky, rancid"?? Excellent description of tRump!!!
well, he's the personification of an old goat. Even walks funny as if he has hooves - lol.
😂😂😂😂😂I was having a bad day until I read your comment! Thank you ❤
Grew up on a farm with lots of animals. Never killed one for being untrained or smelling bad.
the automatic subtitles put "gnome" instead of Noem, and that the monologue even funnier
That uncomfortable feeling you get hearing about a person murdering their puppy for behaving like a puppy (and then going on a shooting spree with the rest of their farm animals), and bragging about it in a book like it represents inner strength. Your ghostwriter must really hate you.
Check out how she has treated Native Americans in South Dakota! Four Sioux reservations have banned her for racism and cruelty!
Serial killers start by killing animals. Noem also shot 3 of her horses.
@alexandradaniele 100% it's just a matter of time😂
Her policies will undoubtedly kill people. She wants to slash Medicare..that will kill countless elderly and disabled people. She probably looks at the elderly as a nuisance just like her animals
And to think that she volunteered this information thinking it would make her more relatable. Not sure about you guys but I don't have any friends that are proud about murdering animals. What kind of world does someone live in where you not only kill innocent animals but you also brag about as a way to increase your appeal? 😂 Poor Cricket. Fortunately Cricket's life gets to continue live on as a way to guard dog all of us from this psychopath. ❤
And a prominent political party in the US is seriously considering putting her in the line of command for nuclear weapons...
My 10 month old puppy killed one of our chickens. Our first thought was "we really need to spend more time with leash training and leave-it so she can be around the chickens". It took us 2 days to remedy the situation. My puppy is happily waiting for fetch instead of dead.
Noem also gave an "explanation" tweet, mentioning how her family had to recently kill 3 horses. Three?? Why?? Seriously, her farm's going under, and she could really really use some time under a 72 hours psychiatric hold.
that woman is a bad actor i’ve been writing her and calling her office for years for her racist and violent ways- vote her out SD
I believe Noem has Karma coming for her Joker grin.
Why did Noem take a dog that just chased off a bunch of BIRDS, around chickens! 🤦♂️ Bad owner!
Totally.
She's pandering to the NRA types. She's so dumb she thinks this makes her look both tough and sympathetic.
To go from a bird hunt to a chicken yard, to a dog, is like a command to kill a chicken.
There is no bad dog; there are bad dog owners.
She has demonstrated bad judgement previously with covid policy which led to human deaths.
One of Stephen’s BEST!
If Noem shot the goat for smelling bad, she will probably lose out on being Trumps running mate. He''d be going to the gravel pit.
smelling bad AND eating chickens - To the Gravel Pit, Trump!
That's even better than jail! Let psycho woman take care of him.
Off he should go!
😂 well said
Do any Republicans actually think that hate filled bloodlust towards puppies because you suck at training them is a desirable trait in a leader?
Yes they do.😢
I bet you they do
America is a farce.
They are actually defending her actions. It’s sick. It’s gross and just evil. Something wrong with these people😮
As someone who used to work in a pet store, yeah, they do. They consider anyone and anything disposable if it inconveniences them.
just classic...Stephen Colbert is a real treat to "listen and laugh" to....so funny, so classic. Thank you Stephen
The writers of this monologue were on fire! Great callbacks. 😂😂😂
"Cricket was the picture of pure joy, I hated that dog." - Kristi Noem If someone tells you who they are believe them.
I lost my German Shorthair Pointer last year. Best dog I've ever had. *There are no bad dogs, only bad trainers.* She's a horrible person. The fact she thought people would receive that information favorably in any way is almost as psychotic as the act itself.
I’ve been taking my dog to obedience training. There is a white German Shepherd mix that just barks and lunges at the other dog in class. The trainer put the dividers in an area so they could work with the dog without the dog being triggered by seeing the other dogs. It has been 7 weeks. The dog was brought in with the other dogs for a few minutes and it was relatively calm. A huge win for them. This couple has been doing the hard work. I am happier for their dog’s improvement than my own.
What kind of awful woman is this ! She needs mental health help quickly !
She thought killing farm animals would show how tough she is??
What “kills me” is she said something about doing the hard thing. No she didn’t spending the time training the dog would have been the hard thing. She took the easy for a psycho way out
Who takes a wee dog to a farm and doesn't keep it on a leash?
So much gold in this monologue... We missed you Stephen!
Shouldn't Noem be arrested for killing animals? Fined? Ostracized? All of the above?
Most life stories about serial killers begin with a kid killing an animal.....
Oh my goodness!!!
yeah. That a warning sign that here is something wrong with the person. I see that all the time in animal abuse cases that involve the person killing an animal, especial if there is a history of it on the animal rescue show. The judge ALWAY bring up that said person may need help.
Jeffry Dammor
@@lauraschulz5209 Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't as bad as Noem when it came to animal killing. Excerpt from his bio: "True, Dahmer would find roadkill and take it back to his house surrounded by the woods and dissect and clean the bones of the already-dead animals (sometimes even with his dad, Lionel), but he was not the person who initially killed them or ran them over." "There is a record of Dahmer hurting at least one living animal as a child. After giving one of his elementary school teachers some tadpoles as a gift, young Dahmer became violent when he learned his teacher had then re-gifted them to one of his friends. As the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported, Dahmer eventually murdered the tadpoles in retaliation.
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Experts say harming animals is a “high-risk” red flag.
At this point a red hat is a red flag.
Experts are always fools.
@@barrettpickett5603 what the veterinarians and animal trainers are the freaking, out also harming animals is a well known FBI profile.
To kill her child's dog is beyond disgusting.
What did she say when kids asked where is Cricket?
This is incredibly funny. Colbert is so good.
Grandma's next, going to the gravel pit. Serial killers start with animals and move to people. What a monster!!
As a neuropsychologist... that was not funny. That dog was literally more sentient than a baby. I have no words to describe how insane it is that she isn't behind bars. This is a crime called animal cruelty in most countries, and she just admitted to it.
She will pay for it in one way or another. I do not wish her well.
I think she gets away with it merely on how long ago it occurred
@@wayneperry7413 Sadly, I don't think she will pay a price. This a person who bragged on national TV about "keeping South Dakota open" during the height of the pandemic regardless of the consequences. She personifies the Republican Party today - evil to the core, interested in only exacting cruelty on anyone and everyone. And let's not even get into the "pro-life" stuff. The worst part is that if (God forbid) Trump becomes president again, Noem could conceivably become VP. Says a lot about the sad state of the country....
It was all to please a guy who hates pets and it sadly worked. Trump promoted that book and she might be his VP mate.
She's setting the stage for what comes next in the maga agenda.
Kristi Noem's idiocy is... unprecedented. Way to go, majority of South Dakota voters!
South Dakota must have and Electoral College too.
Not once but twice-elected governor. Luckily she can't run a third time.
Boycott South Dakota.
Does anyone even visit South Dakota?
@@joyhaig1286 They won't after this.
Jesus Christ, Stephen was an a roll that night, wasn't he? That was an eleven-minute highspeed marathon of punchline after punchline, and the delivery was *chef's kiss*. Plus you could see how much fun he was having himself. Excellent!
I was a letter carrier for 30 years, and I was attacked by dogs several times. But I would never blame the dog. The fault lies with the irresponsible owner that failed to control their dog.
It was a Bird Dog!!/A German Shorthaired Pointer!! She should do 12 years in Jail for THAT!!
A bird dog killed a bird. She had no leash on the dog and let her around chickens. She didn't expect a bird dog to kill a bird?? Shows how stupid she is 😅
A bird dog that she failed to train too.
@@JRoss-zxzx A bird dog that was happily following its' instincts and so, likely, willing to learn.
She wanted him to hunt birds and he did- chickens, which MANY DOGS DO AS PUPPIES> I grew up on a farm and so you train your dogs to differentiate the birds! I did.
That's 84 years in dog years.
How sheltered do you have to be to think that killing your dog and goat in this way is in any form remotely acceptable?
There were witnesses! Now this makes sense.
ALL WHILE claiming to be a farm kid... wow.
I don't think "sheltered" is the term for it.
Or, especially remotely acceptable in someone holding the highest office in her state with an eye, most likely, to holding the highest office in our homeland.
Not sheltered, psychopathic
The fact that it apparently _never even occurred to her to find another home for the puppy_ is what really reveals the truth about her.
Why would you take a non-hunting dog hunting? That shows such a lapse in judgment I wouldn't vote for her just on that, not even mentioning the fact she told the story in the first place? Is there a requirement for the Republican Party that you have to be mentally-imbalanced? Should I get tested and switch parties if I don't get committed?
Aren’t there animal abuse laws in South Dakota? Lock her up!
She is above the law…. It’s what happens when fascists are elected!
We've had a farm for decades. Not once have we done this. She's a psychopath!
If you think so, then the animals on the farm were smarter than you.
@@2528drevasare you attention seeking?
Excellent writing, very witty, excellent joke delivery ! 😄
Aren't serial killers those who destroy small animals. Anybody know where noem's children are?
Boasting about killing defenceless puppies & goats indicates a psychopathic pattern. As for the chicken "defence" how stupid is it to let an untrained, hyped up puppy to be off leash around free range chickens ?! Just who else has she shot in her death pit ?
Is she missing any children?
@@jessicatymczak5852right..
@@jessicatymczak5852 well said, exactly ! or does she also fit her kids with shock collars ?!
Point of note: Serial killers often start with animals.
Or they key the cars of republicans. Viral video: "Bodycam of triggered New Yorker".
@@valkimura1053what?
Where are her parents? Are they still breathing? Or are they in the gravel bed too???!!!
@@floatinjellies They're a bot and/or troll trying to direct people to the same video; I'm guessing their original comments got taken down for having links? Anyway, I've seen them reply near about the same exact thing to multiple comments (all with different contexts), so... my guess is bot.
@@floatinjellies I guess you haven't seen that video.
Dogs need to be trained. She needs to be fined, and maybe Peta could protest outside her office.
I've rewatched this 10+ times!
Norm should be charged with cruelty to animals. I wouldn’t vote for her under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Noem.
Hard to do that re: dog given it's "aggressive" history and SC laws (by the sound of it, it's legal) but the goat? Yeah. You don't do that because they're annoying. You only do it when you have no other option/no access to a vet and because the animal is suffering.
if she became VP & Trump P, think what would happen if something happened to Trump
Noem is not of the Norm.
I'm really surprised her kids made it this far - kids can be more annoying than any animal...
If she can do that to a 14 months puppy, imagine what will happen to her family when she loses it.
We need to stop making stupid and dangerous people rich and famous while good people work and live in obscurity and poverty.
She's already cheating on the first gentleman with some former Trump aid.
Gravel pit
Stephen, that was one of your best monologues!
If I were Kristie Noem, water boarding couldn't have gotten me to tell that story.
Noem also executed the animals in front of shocked construction workers at the gravel site, THEN her kids got off the school bus nearby, short after, and asked "Where's Cricket?" And she writes all that in her book
I personally think that is the only reason she wrote about her sickening actions: witnesses. 😢
I figured that means she didn't talk it over with the family first. I can't imagine what that did to the kids. Also, note she blames the dog for getting out and killing chickens, not herself for not having an untrained dogt properly leashed.
Imagine how traumatizing that must have been for her daughter(s). She doesn't deserve to be a mother, much less being in a position of power .😡🤮
She is legally blocked from setting foot in 18% of her own state because of insane comments she made about Native Americans there.
Thank you!! I was going to say the same thing! I understand she is horrible for killing a puppy. But she is also a monster for how she treats humans.
And don't forget the Sturgis superspreader rally that needlessly killed a bunch of people in 2020.
And banned on some reservations in North Dakota, too.
Seems ilke she checks all the boxes. Trump's running mate for sure.
Really omg
As always Mr. Colbert, You're the Best! Especially the Pecker Part!
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Stephen Colbert on FIRE tonight!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Italy she would be persecuted for this. It is a serious crime to kill a dog
It's a real crime in many jurisdictions in the U.S. as well. Unclear at this time what the law is in South Dakota. I hope it's being looked into.
Noem justified her killing because The dog killed a chicken. Apparently in South Dakota if a dog kills a farm animal it is legal to kill the dog.
Apparently it is now a felony there, if she did it now, but this was a long time ago. It was a second class misdemeanour, even at the time.
Good that the law has changed since👌
it is here too, a felony
Our country looks weak and broken for not putting trump in jail
Our country IS weak and broken, and only Trump can make it worse. But damn him, he is still trying.
...or a gravel pit in a farm upstate... lol... js
We don't even have sidewalks and public transportation or public anything like restrooms, so yeah, the world already knows we're weak and not a leader.
It looks even weaker and more broken for electing a semi comatose old man who doesn't know where he is half the time. The Democrats need to nominate somebody else if they a) care about winning and b) want to regain global respect. Remember, if у always vote for the lesser evil, у still always end up with an evil (figuratively speaking). Trump may be seen as a villain by many domestically but internationally his bravado and narcissism command the exact type of fear and respect у want dictators like Putin to have for America. There is a reason Putin and HAMAS picked the times they did to strike. Because they thought that this is when America is at its weakest. And for a war and oil economy to be seen as weak is a catastrophe it simply can't afford. Domestically Americans may be able to afford having Biden for another four years, but internationally not so much. Trust ne, if у travel у'll see that nobody is laughing at America because of Trump. They laugh at it because of political correctness gone mad, geriatric leaders, riots, gun and gang crime, out of control homelessness etc.
It looks even weaker and more broken for electing a semi comatose old man who doesn't know where he is half the time. The Democrats need to nominate somebody else if they a) care about winning and b) want to regain global respect. Remember, if у always vote for the lesser evil, у still always end up with an evil (figuratively speaking). Trump may be seen as a villain by many domestically but internationally his bravado and narcissism command the exact type of fear and respect у want dictators like Putin to have for America. There is a reason Putin and HAMAS picked the times they did to strike. Because they thought that this is when America is at its weakest. And for a war and oil economy to be seen as weak is a catastrophe it simply can't afford. Domestically Americans may be able to afford having Biden for another four years, but internationally not so much. Trust ne, if у travel у'll see that nobody is laughing at America because of Trump. They laugh at it because of overzealous pliticl corroctnss, geriatric leaders, riots, gn and gng crme, out of control homelessness etc.
In 2008, we saw one stupid from Alaska, and now, another one is in the making from South Dakota .......
The 'getting laid away plan' joke is why Colbert is the best...golden....
So in Australia, you go to jail for that wtf!!!!!
Usually in the U. S. too - animal cruelty is a felony.
Keep informing Americans of how backwards we are. Sincerely, not being sarcastic. Americans meed to hear how things are around the world since we can't travel because the rent is too damn high.
@@pollytiks3885rarely. USA isnt that great & rewards evil behavior
No you don't ... Folk kill unwanted animals all the time.
It's a crime even in South Dakota. It's a misdemeanor though, not punishable by jail time.