Hello there ladies and gentlemen today something magical is about to happen today in todays video! The Spiffing Brit today attempts to play the 2008 classical game that is Spore. A game so unique that it took miracle videogame god Will Wright to create a perfect game that inspired a generation of gamers before the release of minecraft.
So today I show you how to Break the game by becoming a god in SPORE! And trust me Spore Was A mistake and only we can save it
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I love how the evolution of spore as a game to the public went from "this will be amazing" to "this was a massive disappointment" to "internet cultural relic"
I've never understood why people didn't like it
@@papapanders488 spores marketing had a lot of over ambitious claims and very promising tech demos of what would later be cut content. Promising the moon and delivering a turtle sandbox is much more common now in games media but it was new(er) back then and people got really upset. I had made my first ever built PC to run spore and felt a sting when a lot of what I was sold on wasn't in the game.
@@papapanders488 People did like it tho.
@@papapanders488 i am still mad they cut the aquatic stage(it was supose to be after cell but before creature), But i did have a good time
@@papapanders488 it was the No Man's Sky of 2008
This is one of the few games I can say that I beat accidentally. At the galactic stage I conquered a huge swath of the galaxy around me, got bored with it, and decided to just head straight to the center of the galaxy with my unbeatable ship. I was completely caught off guard that getting there was the end of the game.
you can get there like half of the halfway through the galaxy stage... Your ship is trash? You just gotta be smart, those short ass cyborgs are anyway dumber than you
legit had no clue there WAS an ending
I tried getting there but the i got to a point whre the only star i could go was to far to reach lol
I didn’t even KNOW there was an ending. I hated playing the galaxy state for some reason, I think it might have been a little challenging for my child self who just could not be bothered lol
I had no clue there was an ending to Spore for years dude, I just floated around exploring worlds, terraforming, and abducting creatures.
I’m pretty sure that if this game had more development time and a more cohesive creative vision, it would’ve been the best thing since sliced bread.
Funnily enough the games beta had a lot more systems apparently and was more in depth but EA basically forced them to remake the game because they were afraid it would be too hard for kids to understand
Greatest thing since skip ads
@@hexagonalchaos Just do A seperate download for that Kids probaly wont fins it and IF They do The are probaly going to be able tô play
@@stuglife5514 petition for them to remake the game with all the systems since we're all adults now? I'd be down, I hated spore as a kid but now it's one of my favorites, I think they messed up making it a "kids" game.
I loved this game
Is it just me and my *perfect* copy of Spore, or has that texture glitch Spiff keeps seeing, never once happened to me through my 4-5 years of owning the game?
I've never seen it either, but someone said it happens with recording software and someone else said it happens with certain graphic cards. I've recorded spore and never seen the glitch, but I'm gonna go check the videos to make sure.
I've had Spore for a good 11 years at this point, playing it on and off throughout those years in different hardware, recording my gameplay and uploading it on KZhead. Never encountered this glitch either. The only glitch I remember encountering is BAD_DATA which I remember scaring the shit out of me as a kid playing the game.
@@ceaselesswatcher3707 weird seeing you don’t have any videos
@@birbisdaword3453 I'm talking about a decade back, nothing recent enough to have uploaded to my account
@@ceaselesswatcher3707 k
an alternate history where the British Empire existed but humans didn't.
an alternate history where EA dont shut down the spore servers
The British empire is eternal
wait, that's illegal
Us brits couldn’t put Indians in concentration camps nooooo
An alternate universe in which the British Empire is inhabitated by Tea that drink humans.... No, that’s too messed up
*Plays hardest difficulty* Spiff: "Why is this game so hard?"
He is also shit at the game.
@@RokuroCarisu Indeed, beaten the game on Hard over the span of about 4 hours. The biggest bitch is you can't die in the Creature Stage because Spore will crash. Not to mention Tribal and Civilization Stages are a total bitch. Space Age is just a game of marketing and trading resources with another empire. Then once you have Interstellar Drive 5, stock up on a shit ton of energy and health packs, a few colony packs, and start moving to the Galactic Core. (The biggest hurtle is setting up a colony as close to the center as possible, because you WILL die several times. Just keep clicking so you're always in motion until you get to the Galactic Core because you're gonna have a shit ton of heat on your tail until you reach it.) Once you get there, boom, you're pretty much done with the story and can do fuck all until you get bored.
@@ErikaWeiss633 yeah, now do it by destroying all surrounding civliazations. lol Soo hard to fight in the space age. Everyone teams up on you.
@@ErikaWeiss633 oh yeah, or you could always make friends of the grox. It is possible. but then everyone else turns on you.
@@terryfuldsgaming7995 Not if you kite well enough. And if you have Shield, then you can just yeet cities with your Mega Bomb. The biggest hurtle was Capital worlds if you don't have shield, but once you take then without destroying the cities, then place down a spice storage module... *Sweats profusely* Just look at all that money. Your own Capital world is garbage, but everyone else can get 80 spice stored if you don't destroy any buildings. Say goodbye to your money problems.
I like how he talks to Will Wright like he still knows this game exists
well the guy hasn't made another Game since Spore, he probably still knows about it...
YO UR NAME
I looked up is spore getting a sequel of course I don’t remember the date at least I think it’s coming out
@thecameraoperator4043 Ah yes Maxis Studios definitely has not made any new games since the super exclusive title of Spore. Nope they definitetly did not continue to work with EA and go one to make a sequel of a fairly well known game franchise. Known to be one of the most money hungry games in the world that has now racked up a lucrative amount of about $1,000 of paid add on content and DLC. With that being good ol' The Sims 4. You would never find any information about that every existing. No you would not sir, most definitely not.
@@jacobkrakowski Will Wright had left Maxis at that point
Spiff: we need a small hitbox so we don't get hit Also Spiff: D A D D Y G R A N D L I M B
this single video has unlocked some primal desire to play spore within me
Once I saw how brit’s Phalica bite, it makes me want to play this game
I remember getting spore... the guy who made it made a great ted talk about it
I just bought it for 4€ in a Steam sale
Yes bicose spor is cool
P H A L I C U S
spiffing brit: -everyone hates the cell stage. me: well I guess I ain't somebody
Imo, it's pretty tedious because in order to get the power that'll most definitely help you in the later stages, you need to complete it.
The cell stage is the second best. Now the tribal stage, nobody would weep for that.
@@xaverius6170 Try having every single tribe hate you and try to steal your food before you get enough to give them a gift. And you have to take out the first town immediately or else you'll be overwhelmed by 4 tribes wanting to kill you whether you're friendly or not. Honestly, my favorite stage is Civilization, even though it's debatably the hardest one depending on what you start as and what you're going for.
#1 cell stage #2 creature stage #3 alt+f4
Unpopular Opinion: Cell stage is the best
I absolutely love watching people play this game. It's interesting to see how differently people go at it.
I just build carnivorous penis monsters with a deadly spit attack and some little knee-maces
yet they all seem to make their creatures rather phallic
9:00 what you're seeing there is the texture map of your lovely creature being flashed onto your screen. I have no idea how that was even possible.
Only saving my space 12:52
Those graphic glitches never happened to me. I want my money back :/
Same for me! I never had any graphical glitches with over 200 hours into Spore! So disappointing.
same here
Ethan Hickey I think the disappointing thing is that u played spore for 200hours.
seizure warning lol
Yeah, ive played spore since like 2009, never seen anything like that, maybe he has an unofficial version (aka anything other then physical or origin) but even then, the worse bugs I usually see is objects floating. The worst thing I ever saw was movement being weird, and trees violently swaying when you approach them, but I updated the game and it fixed it. I've never seen anything like he encountered.
13:47 Basically: “Ok guys im gonna do some off camera mining, not gonna advance that much anyways, so see ya’ later” *addDNA intensifies*
„I wont cheat this time“
adddna is the greatest mistake in spore.
...There are cheats in spore?
@@Chinesepotato Yes, and it is glorious.
@@kiro1469 I played the game trough like 5 times, how do i activate them >:《
Honestly I still enjoy this entire game. I think the space stage was my favorite being able to go from planet to planet cataloguing, and vaporizing entire species. Terraforming planets and watching creatures freak out as massive craters randomly from underneath them lol. Simply put, if you have no life and sink an unhealthy amount of time into this game, it actually gets really fun
It's a buggy, broken game but honestly I adore it with all of my being. The devs basically went "go fucking nuts" and it's super fun.
Well said past me!
I remember I would always go omnivore in cell stage, then use the omnivore ability in the creature stage - summon flock - to make easy friends with Rogue species, which are almost always absurdly op. Id get a full pack of comba-focused rogues, max out my offensive skills, and exterminate everything that isn't an epic.
And then u keep them as pets in the tribal stage :) Egg
If you happen to see this a year later.... kill the epics. If you lure them back to your nest they get stuck on the terrain and you can spit ball them to death.... massecure all.... none survive
@@intensityz6462 Good to know, thanks :D
You should play Total War Warhammer 2 as the Dark Elves and break the game with their slave economy!
He needs to pin this comment
Everyone should like this comment
He really needs to play it
I dont normally comment on youtube but I am here because this needs to be a thing.
imgur.com/a/sgmwFs9, i did that xD
>>talks about how the succ is overpowered >>proceeds to not use the succ
@@thespiffingbrit would you not want to be the next Mark Suckerberg?
*demonetized*
2 succ with bitey center is stronk (or was it 2 bitey with succ center? I forget)
@@thespiffingbrit it's*
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!! *Proceeds to play NGAHHH! from undertale for tension*
The screen flash you get when changing colours is because it gets glitchy when you record the game itself. If you do screen capture instead of game capture, it works fine.
thankky
Actually getting to the center of the galaxy can get easire each time you do it ... Rather than making a quick dash to the centre if you build up a really powerful empire and conquer your way through. Expand your own empire until it encompasses the galactic core. Then any new games you play, you can just go to the centre via the captured systems of your saved game, rather than those still held by the Grox ... A definite step forwards if you're into empire building and playing your empries against each other raher than fighting the grox
But why waste your time on all this? There is a teleport that brings you very close to the center, from where you can almost in a straight line get to the center of the galaxy in a very short time. Without figuring out which way to go, because the star density is high.
I showed my brother this and now he's doing a dance on the ground
Breakdancing?
Seizure
Haha 69 while seizure
Broke the 69
Bro stop 💀💀
There is a DLC of sorts called Galatic Adventures that makes Space Stage like 20,000x better
I had Galactic Adventures, but wasn't it just a way to play online maps in the same style as the creature stage?
I have the special edition of spire called galatic edition is slot better than the regular
Adam Roberts it gave a bunch of like quests kind of...for the space stage added more items and customizable stuff..
@@scottvermiliion927 Plus player made content that was nice.
I can't get the disk to work on my computer who want to buy😂
Spore Creatures is obviously the superior game and has so much replayability. I absolutely did not just forget it existed after blasting through its story in a single afternoon, anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
Yeah dude loved that game when i was a kid, almost forgot about it thanks for reminding me
I actually found out about Spore from Spore Creatures
I was so disappointed with creatures it's fun making them but like it could've been so much better
One of my biggest wishes is a spiritual successor to spore, that actually has some love and care put in, someone could make an amazing game out of its skeleton
maybe elysian eclispe?
Glitches of the screen due to the recording/screen capture program. It manages to capture the sprites that the game uses during loading, which provokes their appearance to us.
Oh god that was haunted
Nah it’s demons
"How do I counter the Succ?!" Spiff 2019
"I didn't realize the succ was OP!"
Will Wright, nerf the succ
Spore is one of the few games where the early game meta is sucking people off
I like how u day one oft the few. Not the only lol
The succ bypasses everything op pls nerf
It would be so cool to see a remake of spore that fixed some of the lamer aspects. I love spore, but once the tribal stage comes it starts to feel kinda underdeveloped
Or just a "Spore 2" that overhauls and delivers on what was apparently promised to people, maybe smooth out the development of creatures and civilizations some.
tribal is probably my least fave stage
These graphical glitches never have happened to me your game must be busted.
Im shure his video card its too new for the game and the graphics driver are not prepared for spore and spore suffer :c
@@wirytiox1577 well I have a very recent video card. And the game doesn't glitch out on me.
@@Bandit74100 well... maybe is the capture software?
It happens to a lot of people.
i watch someone play spore and they said that it was because they record and spore dont like people that are recording
Spore was a funny concept. Worth a remake.
we can only pray :(
Hopefully the remake would have more realism and depth. I think that's what killed spore, it used to look a lot more realistic in pre-release videos.
@@unocualqu1era yeah the pre release version was lit.
Imagine a gory,violent and graphic version of spore.
EA will monetise it to death
Fun fact apparently my husband was famous in the creature forums for creating the method to allow body parts to be detached. He has gotten randomly messaged on reddit from someone recognizing his username before.
can i get your autograph
I'm a little late to the party on this one, but I found that the hands down best weapons in the game at space age were the weather terraforming tools. Is the enemy too big for you to fight or would it be too tedious? Easy, just max out the planet's temperature or pressure. They'll be left with a handful of cities for you to steamroll, then you can terraform the planet back after you're done.
Honestly this was one of my first computer games and I’ve loved it every time I go back to it. Haven’t had the graphic glitches that you’re having in the cell stage either.
I’ve had it on my new computer. I looked it up and I guess it’s a problem with newer graphic cards and that also why when you die in creature stage the game crashes unless you press esc to skip the death cutscene. Not sure why
Pretty sure it’s the problem of him having a new graphics card, and the fact he picked the worst graphics setting that his card won’t allow
@@joshuaspath6923 I have an occasional crash from death but not the graphics problem..
i still play it but it isn't the same because the sound on the game broke
@@capitancuba8962 it only crashes for me in the space stage
"HOW DO I COUNTER THE SUCC?!" Spiff - 2019
the S U C C has no counter, all will bow down to the mighty S U C C
I don't know but i would like to learn that technique as well
@@biffman6 U S U R E ?
I remember playing spore so much. One thing I remember getting annoyed with is, as a kid, I used only my laptop with no mouse and since I lacked a scroll wheel I couldn't resize parts and I didn't have the awareness to just ask my mom for a mouse to use.
I played it and I finished it. Way back in the day, when the servers were still online XD how time flies
Q - How does the Phalicus eat? A - It mashes the bodies into paste with the balls and absorbs the resulting smegma through the skin, much like a moisturizer.
I hate you for cursing my eyes with this sentence
Great!
You need to see a therapist. . .
@@Ryan6.022 Awesome!
It would have cost you £0.00 to not say that, and yet you did it anyway
The cell stage was my favorite part. I wish this game had put much much more emphasis on growing and evolving as a cell and animal. I never even bothered being a civilization.
Tribal and Civilisation stage are nowhere near as good as Cell, Creature and Space
@Muchinoi Tribe and Civ are too short and don’t have much to do but in Space you get to travel the universe
You forgot Hentai starts in the Civilization Era
Yeah the cellular stage was the part I played the most
Cool! I played creature stage the most
To this day, I can't figure out if Spiff actually likes Spore
he does
@@asdf3668 everyone does
God I loved playing Spore. I don't think I ever finished a full go through though.
I have definitely done the "kill the low-tech species and take their planet" strategy... it's especially tempting when you find a T3 planet with one of the rare kinds of spice, and those tribes are the only thing standing between you and the sweet, sweet tea money...
What you should do is monolith them and then take over the planet once they are uplifted, and then take the planet over, which is a high teir homework’s instead of just a T3 world
@@littlemonarch2820 I don't think I'm evil enough to do that via war... I'd have to buy it from them via trade route. No chance of accidentally destroying cities that way, either.
@@littlemonarch2820 I do a more American approach. I uplift species then use them to fight proxy wars on my behalf. Never wiped out The Grox entirely but I did carve out a few safe corridors.
@@rustyjones7908 I joined the grox in my first playthrough, I just bought a shit ton of world breakers and started nuking every world in every system I went in and the grox eventually accepted me
I think I destroyed all cities on a planet once but they still owned the planet
This was the first game i ever played and was the only game i had for like a year so i played this game to death. In one of my play-through i conquered the entire galaxy. Every Single System I had no life.
Including the grox?
Daniel my hero.
Daniel Padmore i am in awe at your patience, as you completed, what i was never able to...
Same here XD. First thing I did was go to the center as soon as possible, then got that staff of life and ran the grox out of the center. then it was war with the rest of the galaxy. Planet busters are fun :) I was worse than the grox.
@@arandomzoomer4837 i mean it would only take like 1-3 weeks to do that.
The five games in Spore vary wildly in quality and fun. Cell and Tribal are okay, mainly because they're short, Creature is the best of the five, Civilisation did _not_ pull off the RTS and grand strategy mix well, and Space... at least No Man's Sky made itself better in due time.
my ranking is probs creature, space, civilization, cell, tribal
2 mins in and we are still at EA god awful online services. yeah sounds legit gameplay
Spore: Exists Anyone playing: Must make dong at some point
Lmao thats just spot on
..Nope
Poor bob
Never made a dong, did make a dragon with a top hat.
lmao yes, i once created a bipedal humanoid monster that spits acid in his dong
How dare you desecrate my childhood game!
Ha get spored! >:3
:(
@@orbitalostrich2629 Naw dont worry I love Spore. :) Spore-friend :D
:D
You can’t desecrate what was unholy to begin with.
I was oblivious to the Spore hype/disappointment as a kid and absolutely LOVED Spore. Total nostalgia goggles for me.
15:58 “So I present to the world…the first evolution of JESUS CHRIST THE SCREEN IS BREAKING.” 😂
Lol
They need to implement the molecular stage where you just sort of drift around as a single carbon atom in a soup of elements until you bind with enough things to form lipids and nucleic acids.
What's strange is that I haven't ever experienced this "epileptic" glitch. Perhaps it's because I have an old copy, or I use low graphics. Either way, this is my first encounter with this glitch.
I’ve seen it on other play through of spore. I think it doesn’t appear on the screen, but interacts badly with recording software.
@@mattpain4347 That's interesting, from what I could make out, it printed an full spread image of a texture ingame. So it's strange it only reacts like this with recording software, as it's only copying what it sees, yet it causes such a eye sore.
@Muchinoi It's an old disc, shows you how old this thing is, lol.
@Muchinoi Yeah, I still have the disc too, at this point it might as well be a relic.
I've never seen that glitch before either!
That ain’t daddy grand limb, it’s father extended appendage 😂
The epilepsy moments from the menus are the program writing your custom texture to a frame buffer that's supposed to be hidden or buffered in another context. However on modern machines this gets written to the visible buffer which will blind you.
Smart idea to handle loading custom textures but no longer works.
I played this game so much growing up and I believe it was an amazing game. I’m sad they didn’t have as much stuff they planned in the alpha or whatever but the game was still extremely fun and I hope there could be an actual sequel to the game for modern standards imagine the scale of the creature stage and the variety in environment but with all the creature creating and stuff. And imagine this game but with a modern graphics (not necessarily realistic but like pleasing) and being able have a water stage. Idk I just feel like this game could really evolve ;) into something even better.
The series has so much potential for an amazing sequel but I’m pretty sure the company that made the game shut down
I see what you did there ;)
A stage between cell and creature would be awesome in my opinion
MAXIS company is dead but EA have rights so they could create sequel if they believe they could earn money on it. Maybe let's make a petition showing how many people would buy
Check out thrive, it’s a spiritual successor to this game, but it’s still a work in progress at this current point.
Almost had a heart attack when I almost shared it to the family tv during the pink phalicus stage
Restoration 100
Was it the part where it was getting sucked to death?
@@biggieshoes5278 It was 21:55
My friend did that on porn hub
Lol
When he says god this game is perfect you know already that the video is gonna be perfect
Going into game art has make me understand that… those flashes are new textures loading in… for whatever reason, your game really wanted to let you know what materials it was loading EXACTLY. You can even see a normal map every once in a while. It’s really quite interesting (and painful) to see
An ad came up at the start of the video asking the question "does god exist...." I now have my answer
This game needs a sequel I liked the concept, justnot the execution.
It seems like the largest problem is they didn't have the time or resources to execute the idea properly
@@nerdychocobo Yeah EA fucked this game I still enjoyed it especially being a little 10 yo at the time but compared to the gameplay I saw teased before it came out I was soarly disappointed... Just look up "spore 35 minute demonstration"
Yes.
Historical Accuracy As EA does with... well pretty much everything
@@jadebailey3826 Yeah I got this strange feeling whenever EA shuts down it'll be on a gamer holiday. Why? Any day those fuckers finally fold will go down as a holiday for us all
"The Phallicus must attack some of the baby, weak creatures." Excellent choice of words there, Mr. Spiff XD
Spore Creatures on the DS has got to be one of the most broken games of my childhood. The sound effects would randomly stop working, the camera would get stuck pointing fully down during a dance, just so many issues. But I loved it
6:05 "And the tea goes into the water of this world and, of course, emerging from that tea leaf we get: our first-" *American*
6:20 "The tea goes into the water" *Boston harbour intensifying*
yas america
I really love the space stage, and it makes me sad you find it boring :( anyways, good spore content :3
9:30 when I take too many Benadryl
Spiff "haha this is fun" Color-inverted Vietnam and Korea footage: *SUBMIT TO THE TEA GODS*
"Nobody finished the game" I mean, if you mean reaching the center of the galaxy, yes, I did.
wow... just... wow...
Now for the next step: own the whole galaxy
NERD
Yes i have do all my life of child for do the same and at least grox agree my presence haha but never go in the center of the center of the galaxy in the "main system" haha
@Mk. 5II33II4N maybe ppl are not just English
Space stage was my favourite actually. It take over the universe, collect all the purple spice planets, terraform them to perfection, find aliens willing to pay bucketloads for that spice, and bam, profit. Wars are lots of fun too, nuking whole planets to nothing because you spitefully didn't want to give them a 10000 credit peace offering.
Spiff “no epilepsy warning” 11 minutes in “sorry if u have epilepsy” 🤣🤣
spore was such a fun game imo I loved it a lot when I played it and I still do Also: I never saw any of those glitches lol
Had so many glitches when I played. Once started in the water and kept being killed by the giant creature you normally get killed by if you go into the water when I would go onto land. Had one issue where my chief in civi stage wouldn't let me guys play music :/ Another time I had an epic creature right on my starting nest that kept spawn killing me. Fun.
@@FrankieWuzHere omg the glitch is hilarious, I remember having an annoying glitch where the first mission didn't work so you couldnt progress, I love the game but it's so unstable lol.
I remember playing Spore. It's so fun, I'm gonna go play it for a while now.
@@FunbuddyDoge if you want so advice on how to have a fun challenge, try to make everything in creature stage extinct.
@@Thelifeofbudder Including epics deathless. Just run then into certain structures and they can't get past then spam spit. You can kill one solo with max spit before starving easily.
"they just succed me" "they're succing me!" "how do i counter the succ?" "i just got succed to death!" "i abandoned the succ" "the succ was OP" this is why i am a subscriber edit: holy shit why do people keep liking this comment
You mean succscriber?
I always love when someone either talks about, or somehow mentions Czech language, or Czech republic since it is my country I feel mostly that we do not exist or peolle all 'round the world do not care about us. I swear if I were to fly to America tommorow and would speak Czech, they would assume I'm either from Poland, or Russia.
15:52 it's in the public domain
For anyone curious about the flashy texture glitches, that's just the way the video was recorded. Assuming Spiff is using OBS and records using Game Capture, it'll also capture texture loads in the background, as if Spiff were to use Window Capture, it'll get rid of all that flashy texture loading and only record the window itself.
MHG Kyrion exactly.
I thought that it was my ipad tripping
This man is so hard to read: is he sarcastic, satirical or does he genuinely believe half of what he says.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
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As a Czech citizen, i think Bob is totally normal name for someone from our country (there's only 2 Bob's in CZE, according to internet) 😂
Imagine listening to Spiff breaking Spore in the background while you play some games and suddenly you hear "We are now the Phalicus".
On my game, I made friends with the Grox, then proceeded to do trade routes with them. A year of trading later, I am the new Grox. So I'd say I won the game.
When making friends with the grox, you simultaneously go to war with literally every other species in the galaxy Yeah, I did that too and had to reset my galaxy because there were no more grox
@@thealmanancy9020 hey, it takes less time than destroying them. Believe me, it takes forever
@@owainderoubaix7183 you... Did what? Are you crazy? How much time did you spend taking over the galaxy?
@@thealmanancy9020 too much
@@thealmanancy9020 think though it was about 300 hours, with some waste time stopping environmental disasters and grox attacks
Me: Rubs my eyes too hard My eyes:
It’s funny watching him play my childhood games and think how hard I tried to beat them and finally did after years and he beat them in a matter of hours FML 😂😂😂 love the vids kill myself laughing every time
Spiff: im prob goanna get copyrighted if I used daddy long legs Poppy playtime: NERD WERE TAKING THAT NAME NOW >:)
Spore was the first game I ever got excited for before release, and I followed it closely and obsessed about it for several years. Was a bit disappointed with the end result, but still a charming and unique game
It prove a great point for mods and other gamer based solutions. Just look at what can be created if you give people the tools. A server, some easy to use tools, freedom. Charge for that, get rich and do little work. Everyone will love you for it and beg to give you more money. People spend so much time working for a buck to survive they want something they can enjoy, doubly so if they can create.
Jay Eisenhardt then EA came and destroyed the dream
I honestly do think the game was ahead of its time. So many of the features they wanted in the game, just couldn't be in it, due to technological limitations. I'd love to see a Spores remastered with all the extra features.
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Lawful good
Omg I almost died from laughter watching this hahaha, had to pause every few minutes so I could breathe. The phalicus 🤣🤣🤣 funniest thing I've seen
25:23 Sir... I think you need to see a doctor lmao
"Why does god need a spaceship?", Captain James T. Kirk
Why does god need a tea cup?
I remember that
Quoting the worst star trek film. I knew youtube comment were offensive but Bro this just isn't cool.
@@pc792 your opinion is, as mine, debatable. But i will let you know that i value the first movie very much less than any other original Kirk movie. You just have to become one with the fith movie.
@@puschkulbobe5371 Having a laugh man, i dc what you think about the film really, everyone's opinion is there own. /whoosh
the visual glitch is actually something that only happens when recording. I once recorded some spore and didnt get the glitch, but when i watched back the footage that exact glitch was there. Weird stuff.
He sees it as it’s happening
@@thespiffingbrit Thank you, for being one of the few youtubers left that can actually make me laugh out loud.
This game was okay up until you had to start creating cities and then you had to create 5 different buildings, and then they lost me.
20:59 "and soon our brain is going to expand" aka explode from a tremendous headache caused by graphical glitches.
i don't know what platform you are using to play spore but I've NEVER faced glitches of that f'd up magnitude holy shoot!
You shouldn't be afraid of saying fuck on the internet
FatBoiSlim you shouldn’t be afraid of not saying f*** on the internet
Foock
Frick
FatBoiSlim but jesus is watching and if i swear he might send me to heck
I love that Daddy Grand Limb looks like a biblically accurate representation of an angel
"Sorry if u have epilepsy." *seizure suddenly stops* WHAT DID U JUST SAY
I know I've seen a lot of your videos but holy shit I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while. Cheers! Love it!
Oh God. Spore. Spore is amazing. Spore honestly deserved to be better than it was. And it was still hilarious.
There’s something EXTREMELY wrong with your copy. I should know, I have a pirated version that has had no problems whatsoever in the two years I’ve had it. Edit: I dont remember where i got it but it seems right after i made this comment it started having the common spore problem of crashing right after your creature dies
Seems pirates have good quality
I believe this is an error with recording spore, as I have never had problems with the graphics but it shows up in alot of yt videos
Also piracy :(
professionals have standards
@@James-ns5sx it's just very difficult to find an actual professional
2:31 the spiffing brit is a dev from Spore
A wise man once said, "knack 2? More like cack-poo" and "knack is worse than crack and crack is wack so dont do crack or your mother wont love you back " - Yahtzee Crowshaw, Zero Punctuation - Knack 2.
Germany invaded Poland on the 1st of September, not the 3rd
That’s what they want you to think
germany did invaded poland on 1 september 1939 but unite kingdome and france declared war on germany on the 3 setermber 1939 meaby he just mistook the dates or somting
lets do it again!
@@tendertriper4281 Nah, he's just doing a really good job in being a Brit.
The cell stage has always been my favorite part of the game 🙃 I don't know what's up with the game for you, but I've never had those glitches on any generation of hardware.
Chew Magna mines Ether creature or tribal stage
Play spore with mods
Space Stage looks interesting Please don’t hate me I’ve never played Spore
@@jss4726 its not The thing is a slow ass tycoon game.
Recording software does that
Damn, I thought spore creatures was a fever dream I had as a child
"awful lethal force you've got on that taser" Yes, hello from 2021, where tasers are lethal...
hehe kim potter