Hello there ladies and gentlemen today something magical is about to happen today in todays video! The Spiffing Brit today attempts to play the 2008 classical game that is Spore. A game so unique that it took miracle videogame god Will Wright to create a perfect game that inspired a generation of gamers before the release of minecraft.
So today I show you how to Break the game by becoming a god in SPORE! And trust me Spore is the best game ever. It is 100% not broken I promise. I mean every game I play is perfectly balanced and has no exploits.
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“the fastest LAND hedgehog alive” naturally we cannot forget the incredibly fast aquatic hedgehog.
and the AIR hedgehogs
@@HeartYgo and thats when the fire hedgehogs attacked
Don't forget about the fastest space hedgehog
Shadow otaku452 and fire hedgehogs
@Eddie Turbine To be fair, sea urchins _are_ bloody fast. Barely caught a few.
"It's just a little noodle really." Proceeds to attempt to insert himself into other animals' mouths.
Some theroies about spore suggests that EA is a malware intaller which injected an un-detectable malware into your pc, unless it's false
@@thespiffingbrit are you god?
@@MythOverseer what does that have to do with my comment? Plus, if that were actually true, it probably would have caused the downfall of EA
@@thespiffingbrit As long as you got tea out of it, I see nothing wrong here.
@@MythOverseer That's not a theory, the original release SPORE apparently contained a copy security mechanism that would scan your pc to make sure that you could only install it on one to three PCs maximum. In the end EA seems to not have used that, but they never fully removed it from the code which is why to this day some anti virus softwares will detect it and warn your PC that it contains a trojan because that is basically what's in the files. Some good old EA tactic to force you to repurchase the game for every PC you use it on.
I want a SUPER expensive, expansive remake, or reboot, or some spiritual sequel, with WAY more options, WAY more design, WAY more physics, WAY more strategy in the city stage... I loved this game so much, I want to see a super badass remake/spiritual sequal.
Same! Spore was cool! But not so great in its execution.
me too bro
i NEED SPORE 2.0
I spent so many hours in the space stage
Have you seen the early demos? There was supposed to be so much more to it but it got ruined.
“Name your planet” “Well the green of this creature reminds me of Shrek” Ah yes, and here we are living in our beautiful planet, “human”
It wouldn't be a spore game if you didn't confuse the planet naming screen for a creature naming option.
I swear nearly every single youtuber makes that mistake haha
It's a better name than dirt.
@@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 or earth
@@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 wat bout “birb”
I love how 90% of the peoples who played Spore never read what's written and so name their planet thinking they name their species XD
lol
E V E R Y T I M E
I cringed when he did that.
Didn't felt throu that🤣🤣
This
Shrok: *tiny microbiological life form with only a mouth, two eyes and a little tail* Spiffy: "RUN FAST!"
He named the planet shrock
@@krjakozjabrik4475 Mate, he literally called him by his name multiple times throughout his video, I doubt he was calling out to his planet all the time. Although that would be funny as heck.
@@Mister_BIack agree
@@krjakozjabrik4475 Shrok is the creature.
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor No he named the planet shrok.
For some reason everyone always think they're naming their creature when they are naming their planet and the confusion is usually palpable
It always pisses me off XD
Ikr. As a hardcore gaymer of Spore back in the day, this pisses me off on a spiritual level.
Yup
@@MrNight-dg1ug Yeah, I only got the game a week ago and people's inability to read pisses me off to the extreme
@@bean5157 shut up
This game was ahead of its time
It was also gutted between concept and release. =( It was supposed to be more evolutionarily accurate and have a Water Stage between Cell and Creature q.q
lol its still ahead of time
Lazy Programming Devs.....
@@Tronnos840 I bet it was impacient and greedy owners or publishers. Most developers want to see their work done as intended and are not lazy at all
Most common problem: Greedy publishers who dont understand the concept of art...Art needs time...And its not that Will Wright made crap games: He was the father of "Sim City" and "The Sims". So many games and studios killed by folks like "EA". Its still possible to make great and innovative and addictive games in this time. See indie games like "Undertale": Made by one dude (Toby Fox)....It IS possible and when game publishers would change their attitude and honor the work and creativity of the artists (game devs) the games that would be there, would be amazing...
Game: "Name Your Planet" The Spiffing Brit: "Alright lets name this creature Shrok" Me: "excuse me?"
We all make mistakes
Every YT I have ever seen play this game does the same mistake, they can't read it seems like.
Honestly Shrok isn't that bad a name for a planet.
Honestly when I started up spore I did the same thing,
The Shrok getting inside another creature IS a real nature strat. That's how we have mitochindria, plants have chloroplasts, etc. etc...
@Eris Socratou There are always parasites, though :v
@Eris Socratou mitochondria and chloroplasts were many things but not viruses. They had a cell, so they were alive, as seen with both the individual genetic material and the double (and triple) membranes. They were most likely procariotes, bacteria to be specific (altough they could have been archaea, who knows).
@@stupididiot9336 a parasite has no benefit. Both organelles are EXTREMELY important fpr the cell. So an internal symbiosis is the most accepted theory, in terms of the pre-mitochondria/chloroplast organisms.
@@stupididiot9336 or maybe i understood you statement the wrong way, cuz i saw u were talking about the first comment. Oopsie daisy
endosymbiont theory
I wish New Devs would Recreate this game with current gameplay graphics options. It's great and deserves a relaunch.
Ray traced ultra graphics spore sounds beautiful
it would have micro transaction cause EA
@@decthebox1105, unless you got hold of a hacked version, in which case there would be NONE 😁. But that would only be an option if Microtransactions were in the game.
end stages could use a bit of work tbh but I'd definitely be interested in a remake
Don't ever hope EA would do shit bro
"Gotta go fast." -Shrok 2019
eRRoRoiD *Shrok 2: Swamp Boogaloo
Whoahh!!
"As easy as conquering France." -TheSpiffingBrit 2019
3. Panzerdivision just subbed
Surrender, a small step for a frenchman, but a huge leap for everybody else
@@Sheeshening hey its only step of plan D aahahahahh
Who won the most wars? Not france :p
And Not Germany
>can run at max settings because the games is a million years old >lowers quality This is exactly the kind of content that brings me here
There's an egg exploit with it
I’ve heard that some people figured out how to put their spore creations into VR Chat for their avatars. Imagine that, but with these monstrosities.
HOW
dear lord
i need to know
@@LucidBurgundy God is no more. Just Satanic evolution. Just hardcore.
Jesus Christ
Spiff, get to the space age and develop the flying teacup!
You are a genius. ***standing ovation*** I would love to see this.
The moment spiff reaches tbe center of the galaxy he will creat spifftopia, a lovely empire of brutal colonists which are sustained only by tea imports from the homeworld and fightig against everyone to make the queen proud and bring Yorkshire Gold to all known life.
@@thespiffingbrit One may only dream of something so magnificent
@@thespiffingbrit 😀 LOL ..I love me a good pun. Thanks for making me laugh!
Konstantin Polikarpov or he just buys everyone’s planets
The whole cell stage: I am speed.
I love how he teases some technique about entering another creature's mouth to hijack it and it never actually happened... Must not have been that important, not like he was teasing it since the beginning of the video and progressively just forgot and got all "wee, speed! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
The hilarious and sad thing about Spore is that, it wasnt Will Wright that wanted the game to become this shitty kid cartoon game. It was an in-house conflict between "Team Cute" lead by another Maxis developer, and "Team Realism" lead by Will Wright. Eventually the majority of the devs decided that "Cute" was the better (or rather easier) choice, and Will Wright had to accept the democracy of the dev team, being the nice guy he is (to his own detriment, and that of the game). So yeah, thats why it ended up like this. What we saw in the very earliest pre-alpha videos, was Will Wrights actual vision of the game as a science-based realistic evolution sim. What we got in the end, was not Will's fault, it was the fuckwitz at Maxis that went against his vision.
Baleur Actually I do think this version is better/more inclusive than a realistic version
Thank God for that fuckwitz, Spore is horrifying enough like this, I couldn't imagine a realistic version.
I would love both versions
there is a game just like spore called thrive, but this one chose the realistic aproach
Notmy Realname says oblivion realizes Morrowind is polygons on polygons
Spiff in 2019: I absolutely hate spore, and I'm never going to play it again. Also spiff in 2019: Welcome back to spore, that's right, we're playing it again. Little hard to stay away hm?
It's the same for me. One of these games where I get a total hype after watching some random video or something. And then after playing a few days; i either get bored, or the game glitches out and I'm done with it for another year.
My last sporekiller was a crash when i forgot to save for a few hours. Now i wanna play but the computer is down D;
@@HappyBeezerStudios How I feel about Skyrim.
Has anyone recreated the "glitch" he was referring to in the beginning of the video? The most recent post about it was 2011
Brendan Whild I still play it, I LOVE IT
Spiff: *talks about a parasite strategy* Also spiff: *evolves shrok 2 specifically-shaped to be a mouth-entering creature-stealing noodle* Spiff yet again: *spends the cell stage with achieving super S🅰️nic speed, and doesn’t hijack a single creature* Me: **dissapointed/confused noises**
Pretty sure he was to entertained by the high speed gameplay to remember the parasite strategy
He said he couldn't get it to work
@@MrNight-dg1ug He could if he had tried for longer.
@@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe The original video, which was what he watched, stated that it was a glitch on his side, and that he has never been able to recreate it.
@@MrNight-dg1ug Ah, I see.
12:12 my god you just showed me how to play this game without grinding painfull hours of looking for bones that eventually stop spawning and you're set with what RNG has given you, even though there's still 10% to be unlocked
Spiff: turns the graphics to potato mode Also spiff: jokes about the graphics being bad
i love how he doesn't realize that he named his planet shrok
Hey spiff, here's a tip for creature creation: Turn off symmetry, it only limits the possibilities.
How do you i have been wandering
@@colderdrymatt1581 press "a" while in creature editor
@@fluzzy4517 thank you
Spiff: "I'm having fun making wacky creatures" @Evyxed : "I'm about to ruin this man's creature creation... 👹"
hahahahhah ...
I remember when this game came out and everyone at my school couldn't shut up about how awesome it was. This was a private Christian school, mind you, so all of the parents started losing their minds about the ungodly influence that it was having on their kids because of the 'evolutionary propaganda' that it was spreading. *sigh*. Good times. Good times.
And that is why people don't like religion.
... The funny thing is that Spore is kind of the epitome of Intelligent Design... kind of... *Intelligently* Designed Evolution...
I realize it is no longer 2019 but I do still play Spore sometimes and would love to watch you play Spore whenever the mood strikes you
Been playing spore since 2016💪
Been playing since 2009
I started this year and have all the packs. This game is awesome (except space stage).
Game: Name your planet Brit: ah yes we got to name our species
And I used to think the Brits were smart.
If i recall correctly, years ago when i played the game. The name you gave to your start planet, was the name your species would have in the End development.
@@sam-psonsmith9951 ah thats weird but ok now I understand
@@sam-psonsmith9951 As far as I remember that isn't true but I have extremely bad memory
@@alephkasai9384 has been about 10 years since i played the game. so yeah..sure. i might be wrong. my memory about that is not very clear. i just think to recall that the name i gave my planet was the name the species had later on? like calling a human an “earthling“ again..i could be wrong.
"As easy as conquering France." underrated quote
MOBIG Frenchies officially on baguette watch
My dad was a gunsmith/FFL dealer. Whenever he got surplus ww2 rifles from France he always said like new, never fired and only dropped once.
@@goolabbolshevish1t651 France is wonderful for this. Can we just mass produce weapons ? But we don't have that much soldiers ?! Well produce them anyway so we can sell the remainings ! But who do we sell it to, only dictators want to buy our weapons? Well what are you waiting for, make contracts with the dudes so we can sell more ! But we're ennemies, and we're supposedly the country of human rights and freed-- I SAID DO IT
Hence the massive stocks, which is why we even sell unused weapons from years ago. We just produce way too much of it while whining about the people who use them. Just French things really.
And somehow the Brits never managed to do it, even though they tried, SOO many times.
“It’s just a little noodle, really” Uh huh.. yeah that sure is a noodle and not the OTHER thing
Spore is actually amazing for when it was released, the space stage has like over a 100 000 unique planets. Love almost everything about the game.
I could watch another 5 hours of you evaluating Spore 2019 creatures.
@@thespiffingbrit Yes, my all powerful master.
I require this in my life.
I agree
@@thespiffingbrit your god (me) commands you to make a five hour long stream evaluating 2019 Spore creatures
There's an exploit in creature creation mode that allows you to make invisible limbs, allowing for graceful movements.
You know a game is good when you can play it 10 15 years later and still find something new.
I found that you can throw the stick to taller trees to make the fruit fall
@@ee7640 huh what
@@ee7640 *WHAT THE FUCK*
you quite MAKE something new rather than finding
@@ee7640 bruh holy shit
I used to play this so much when I was younger. I've always been one of these killjoys that makes """realistic""" creatures and it still hurts me inside looking at your creations.
I can relate
Me too. But I also made dragons.
I relate
Same. I would create a dinosaur shaped creature and with each evolution I would make their spine slightly more upright and lose its tail
I can relate, because i made a plain old velociraptor.
Brit : the Sanic learned fire and houses Me : they also gotta go fast
2022 starts tomorrow and I still want more Spore videos.
"So we cant call it shrek" SHROK "So Were gonna have to go for shrok" YES
That's how Starcraft did it. The weren't allowed to called their species Zurg, so they named it Zerg... :D
Now I'm trying to remember where Zurg comes from. Only thing that comes to my mind is that bad guy from Buzz Lightyear.
He called the planet shrok not the creature
Spore, the only game where the goal is to bring memes to life; quite literally.
Thats why its so good
dead ones, but that just makes it better
@adam brown You must be fun at parties.
It's 2021 and i still want spore content :)
same
2022 and I still want some more spore content :’)
@@LouMoss31 2023 and I still want spore content
I find the first part of the video highly relatable, i also spent my younger years trying to speedrun my way into several mouths.
Teacher: What are you laughing of? Me: Nothing My brain: Shronk
Szczawik324 shronks 📈
Spore the game where you can actually make a tea selling based galactic empire
Lol you new here?
spiff is wery plessed with you.
9000+/10. Best game.
I love how it sounded like you were genuinely having an enjoyable time playing this game. Maybe not In the intended way but still 😂
13:50 I began chuckling to myself when he began speaking here. Bu then the image he showed... Caused me to burst into laughter.
“The human bean” I’m dying
last time i remember. It is my favorite hentai tag.
There's a coffee shop near where I live name "The Human Bean".
@@legendarium1127 Oregon?
@@tastedawaste1367 No, Idaho
i died too there
Spore in 2019... someone made his garage into a tealab
This man is the only person who’s videos I’ll hit the like he doesn’t force feed you the subscribe button or nothing it’s just genuinely good content and hilarious keep up the amazing work man!
“The strangest spore video you’ve ever seen” ... dude, everyone knows that’s not even remotely true.
Meh, your definition of "everyone" must be quite different than most other people's... :p
->When you use no mods- Also, the "turn into cell" glitch involves growing while also getting eaten by an Epic cell.
Ah, Spore: the game that portrayed evolution using intelligent design.
I'll be honest... I don't believe that ANYTHING I just witnessed could be described, in ANY way, shape or form, as "intelligent"
@@welshieranger4697 No, if he was blind he wouldn’t be able to write his comment
well they couldn't program a game in which creatures adapt on their own imagine the work
@@Emil-lf3no Back then, probably not. Nowadays, it's doable.
I really don't get what Spore should be, but i feel the urge to play it.
You have killed my Spore experience and I thank you for it. You made me laugh so hard I almost had an asthma attack.
11:04 I spent a few minutes laughing that I even cried. That walking animation almost kills me.
I cannot agree more
Who is interested in spore in 2019...video get's over million views in a week lol.
memories I guess. Very good memories
@@jzanoful1 Facts.
Everybody is waiting for a new Spore game... For a while now
Spore is kind of a bust with the fact the Servers are shut down. So no community content what so ever.
@@zuzoscorner false, i just played the game and custom content is still up. You probably confused it with darkspore.
Oh my gosh I miss playing this game so much! Awesome to see someone making a video on it nowadays.
“That shouldn’t biologically exist” anything possible when it comes to evolution!!
I would like to see a flying shark.
" *_He is verry big and verry chungus_* " -spiffy
"Oh, now this is a powerful being. This is *very* powerful." Something about this delivery made me crack up for minutes on end.
I have never laughed more at one of Spiff's videos... That was an incredible experience.
🤣😅😂🤣😆😅🤣😂 I couldn't stop laughing! It's 2022, and I'm STILL making Spore creatures. And I caught the bone walk around, but the rest was just hysterically (and only slightly terrifyingly) hilarious!
2023 here still hanging around. just saying
"Ah, as easy as conquering France..." - Abd-ar-Rahman *Martel's Breathing Intensifies*
*Napoleon, Foch, Petain, Louis XIV, St Louis, Vauban, and William the Conqueror would like to join*
less than a year to conquer England, over a century failing to conquer france.... "as easy as conquering France" is the old version of "as easy as punching Chuck Norris"!
@John Smith Not with that attitude for sure :D
@John Smith what are you saying ??
@John Smith Confused noises
After conquering earth the British Empire has to expand hmm? They also look like a average Brit
I'm British and I can confirm you're correct.
4:16 You know, this happened in evolution right. A energy making cell was eaten by a hunter cell but not digested, because of this the energy making cell no longer had to flee from anywhere and could give the cell a ton of energy, whilst the hunter cell now had a ton of energy so it could evolve and hunt better. The energy cell became the mitochondria in our cells today!
Imagine if this game could have Last Standing mode where you have no options to restart(your death means starting again from the beginning)
Spore is a perfect game
100% not broken!
With no exploits whatsoever!
Ar you a dead channel?
Yeah i played it through again a while ago, its great
With no problems whatsoever
God to The Spiffing Brit : *Why do i hear boss music?!*
No no no, Spiff is not Gods boss encounter, God is Spiffs random encounter.
polski polak XD ja a moze byc inny
@@FinalFantasyIXIIII true, the player can get defeated a lot of times but can still try again and defeat it, the boss though can't get second chances, and i have to make it clear, im not meaning that spiff will need second chances, i mean that god will be so defeated that he wont even be able to try again
I just found you from a LegalEagle post. Watched a Skyrim and now I'm here And this game is great imo so I'm excited for this... Snuggled up and ready!
To a legless, finless, single celled organism in the ocean: "Run fast!"
"If you see this thing, do run yeah" me - i just wanna die, pls eat me
dont die
@@prabhdeep__ Dont worry man, im fighting for freinds and family and for others too :))
Dansker
Pretty impressive how the most "accurate" of the spores was also the most Satan I fused....the Goose....
Shrok is love. Shrok is life.
how to deal with a rival colony (by the way I am a British person IRL): 1. Use your Navy to block anything from getting into the rival colony. 2. Land as many troops onto it as possible. 3. Take their Capital. 4. Decide how to run the colony (We learned the lesson: no overseas direct rule from the USA). 5. Enjoy your new colony (optional).
"It's just a little noodle really" Hmmm, spiff look again at your creation and tell what does it really look like
And then carry on trying to ram it into other creatures at mach speeds.
@@nixel1324 in their mouth
@@Disapointed_Luigi I didnt get this impression at first, then I read all three comments while thinking back to video. Damn spiff
We continue to call it noodle so Spiffyman has a chance to keep the video monetized
@@arandomguy6652 more on top - he even added pubes on 6:40
“It’s just a... A stick.... With a foot.”
In spore that could very well become the master race
I've never laughed as hard as I did at the wiggly boi. Equal parts terrifying and hilarious.
Omw this is the first time I'm watching one of your videos while actually having a warm cup of tea beside me!
Spiffing Brit before playing Spore: Spore is such a wack game full of bugs. One week playing Spore: SPORE IS THE BEST GAME EVER
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON A SHELF! NOW GET READY FOR A SHROK ON A ROCK
I am still playing spore to this day. It is pretty much the best game EVER MADE THANK YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS ON SPORE KEEP THEM COMING!
When the annoying goose made the pile position skidding sound I about died. 😂🤣 man I’m old...
"It's just flopping around. It's like a mace." *annoyed inhale* No, that would be a Flail not a mace.
Nerd
It's a magazine, not a clip. Oh, wait, correct thread but wrong video…
I like how you stopped playing it where everyone does lol
I feel like some kind of freak, because I liked space stage the most...
@@fourtunes9647 ah lol i liked the animal stage the best. The space stage was like no mans sky but worse. But the space ship was a lot of fun. And terraforming and stuff.
@@fourtunes9647 Same here. Space stage is the best.
Civil stage is the most fun tho, it's like Red alert 3
Creature and Space Stage are my fav. Tribal Stage is the worst imo. I tend to linger around in Creature Stage for eons, then try ro blaze through Tribal as fast as possible to get to Civ Stage, enjoy that for a bit, then go into space and expand.
O M G! I love this, love this video. Hate whatever it is that you created, but still love it.
Spore is such a timeless masterpiece of a game. I have been playing it since 2013 and I still am to this day.
"I am never playing spore again" Spiffing Brit, april 15 2019 "I'd love to do more spore" SpiffingBit, october 10 2019
So spiff I was trying to tell you in the live chat yesterday that my local international market sells yorkshire gold tea. So low and behold I now enjoy a drink of yorkshire gold everytime I watch your videos!
Yet another joins the empire
There is another exploitable you didn't use in the cell stage. At character creation stage, you can actually give your cell both carnivorous and herbivorous mouth parts
This game is A+. I still play it! Can't wait to see your other videos on spore!
I absolutely love spore. I still play it to this day, and it makes me so happy seeing others still sharing creatures and making wholesome, funny spore related content. This is the first video I've watched from you and I love it!! If you continue making spore videos that would be very cool!
Everyone's gangsta till E starts throwing gang signs
"What beautiful being sticko is. Its a stick. With a foot." Poetic.
2022. And my dude I’ll make spore things. And I loved every minute of this.
I'm not interested in you playing Spore in 2019, I'm interested in you playing Spore in 2020. We need to find out how broken the later stages are without us realising it.
No no no no... "2021"
Agreed, 2021 Spore please!
Im gonna Make videos of spore!
I love how Shrek eventually evolves into Sonic.
It's not often I literally laugh out loud from the internet, but the timing of unveiling Shrok 2 really got me
The way he keeps saying "oh my goodness" is the most British thing I have ever heard
"you'll need atleast an intel pentium with 2 cores" I dont why, but that one cracked me up
*In Screen:* Name the planet *Spiff:* let's call our species Shurock. *Cell Editor:* Name your Specie *Spiff:* Wait a minute...
Man it’s 2022 and I’m still loving this!