minecraft monday week 2 highlights
saw some people getting "killed james charles" and "killed pewdiepie" clickbait so I had to one-up them by doing BOTH
links to other perspectives:
iBallisticSquid (teammate): / iballisticsquid
AntVenom: / 446911301
JunkyJanker: / 446913931
Pewdiepie: • [Full Replay] PewDiePi...
James Charles: / 446915503
CaptainSparklez: / 446914764
CallMeCarson: / 446913185
Jschlatt: / 446941493
SwaggerSouls: / 446918497
BajanCanadian: • Video
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Music from filmmusic.io
"There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)
Technoblade: “how did this random get in here” Person: “that’s pewdiepie” Technoblade: “ *DID I STUTTER???* “
lmao
**sweating** N-no sir
-Soldier tf2
Lol nice one 😂
Killerbee47 LMAO
reasons techno kills people: ❌wanting to win ✔wanting their pants
GamingWarrior132 that couldve been stated better...
pOINTS
Wanting clout
That could've been phrased differently
He wants in theyr pants
Technoblade his personal score was 714 and the runner-up team had 734. Techno is insane
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
YESS
was insane….
@@melonation9222 they’re in denial
@@thememeqweenyes we are now shush and let us be happy
The pure fear technoblade invoked to cause fully armored people to straight up book it in the opposite direction, people who have played minecraft for years seeing that its technoblade running after them and freaking out was and still is awe inspiring. Forever miss him :(
@@capertillar4634 piss?!? WGJAT
The man has played and survived hypixel's notoriously toxic Mega Walls for years before he ever met Dream, little wonder why he's so good
RIP legend
Very few people will fight technoblade the god the legend
@@JrwiWatcher he’s piss?
"This is just bullying." "It is, but I need his shirt."
Queen Latifah ah yes, then it’s justified
lmao imagine killing someone because he has a cool shirt
@@arhia6106 I dont need to imagine
@@bigyoshi2731 wait....
kwuziツ hol up-
Police Officer: Why did you kill that man? Technoblade: He had pants, I needed pants.
LMAO
“I acquired his shirt”
wdym sweeden people dont have legs
@@visorman379 and that’s a fact
Police officer: *Realizes it’s Technoblade* Police officer: Oh that’s fine sir, have a nice day :D
Anyone who escapes Technoblades bloodlust is cleaned by BallisticSquid and I love it.
Technoblade the blood god and ballistic the cleaner
gd reference
@@bang1338 IS THAT A GD REFERENCE????
@@xgqbriel Bloodlust Ballistic
That’s why BallisticSquid had no kills.
I’m just imagining the pure fear that other players have when Techno says "Get him" and they realize that he was referring to them
Technoblade is a menace in proximity chat
All goes well until the blade says "Get him" and you are him
"Yeah Techno killed me for money." "Lucky, he killed me for a shirt."
“Lucky he killed me for some words in front of my name in a 3D block game”
Lucky, he killed me for 10 points
Lucky he killed me cause I was popular and have views
He didn’t even kill me :(
"Lucky, he killed me for a youtooz."
Hypixel in every game: Crossteaming isn’t allowed KZheadrs: crossteam
KZheadrs: i understand that Hypixel has made a decision, but seeing as it is a dumbass decision, i decided to ignore it
*I have elected to ignore it
*stupid ass decision
@@killerfish61 o k
*IM GETTING 5 V 1’D*
These nerds really took him for granted.
They really did😭😭😭
you dont take BLOOD GOD for granted
13:45 I love how techno is two points away from outscoring the second highest team
“They have good stuff noooo.” “Nevermind it’s swaggersouls.” I’m dying
“It’s a trash tier group” “Nevermind it’s technoblade”-fitz
I love swaggersouls❤❤
he kills him with a WOODEN sword too.
destruction 100
AAAA your pfp is a younger picture of me
This one gets me everytime: "They're trash tier nOOBS!" *Techno turns around* "Oh no they're not it's Technoblade!"
Hello, Juni. Fancy seeing you here.
Notice how James Charles says that if Techno is good because he likes dicks and balls lmaooo
Famous last words
The technoblade teir
@@ghostyidk9383 that turned weird fast
I find it funny that Techno’s bloodlust carried over to Squid and they both were just constantly looking for kills.
Technoblade: You go hunt people because you want to win. I go hunt people because I want their clothes. We're not the same
techno always stabbed people for coins. whether the coins are used in-game or in real life didn’t matter to him, he just wanted coins
you could tell pewdiepie was gonna say, "technoblade? more like technogay" then realized james charles was just listening
Lol true
LOL
When?
I thought about that too lmao
True lol
“Im gonna go after this dude” *Techno proceeds to kill his future father figure*
Watch video like MMC weird cuz there's be people he hasn't met yet, but you know that they become friends It's like rewatch s1 of a show
Timestap?
@@JoaxAnimaciones 14:04 is when he attacks Phil, 15:09 is a battle 17:23 Phil kills Techno 19:26 another fight 19:48 he kills him :c 23:36 he chases and kills Phil again rip
@@mccheetahkat3379 LMAO i love how u put :c and rip when Philza was killed LMFAO
@@julcsi81 hehe thanks :3
whenever someone says "IT'S HIM!" their teammate knows who they are talking about
ant making the joke after the first game was 100% a sign of respect, said techno now was like him way back in the day. unbeatable.
Techno: *has leather armor* *sees two full diamond guys* Techno: sounds like free kills to me
@@luismartinez4182 lmao
im your 1k like lol
@@galacticartist7707 thansk
Thanks *
@@ozziewilliams7469 e
"Its a trash tier noob!" *technoblade turns around* "Nvm its technoblade"
Nice
LMAO
If I saw technoblade I would turn on hacks just to use speed and run
@@angee1822 he would probably still catch up
@@angee1822 bruh use killaura lmao
I love how woofless just dips at 7:01 despite having better gear and armor than Techno. He definitely went into f5 and freaked when he saw that pig skin.
17:13 love how he found the time to casually slaughter that poor soul while he was running and screaming at the top of his lungs
This is the equivalent of a bunch toddlers playing tag and then some highschooler decides to join and doesnt hold back
Toasing Toast Couldnt have said it better
There would also be 3 middle schoolers
Sadly he died a couple o' times
@@dekimaros that's why they placed their beds
Frick yes thank you for capturing it
Vampires - garlic Werewolves - silver Technoblade - *TNT*
Hotel - trivago
@@user-pt9tu9tq8w The entire KZhead minecraft community - *Technoblade*
I fear no man. But this thing...
PewDiePie - T-series
@Bill Cipher Thanos- *The Head*
I am having a blast watching the Phil and techno interactions from before they met. Techno calling him “Phil Z A” made me laugh out loud
scrolling through the comments on old posts and seeing thousands from new viewers who miss him just as much as us from the beginning is so heartwarming
Techno: I want ur armor Everyone: _no_ Techno: *that wasn't a question.*
Mandatory Volunteering to give armour
Bot
@@tigo9328 u are asking for subs instead of working for them and now u have 1.8k subs for begging? and u only joined 6 months ago. pathetic
@@tigo9328 .__.
@@tigo9328 lmao what ur doing is literally against KZhead TOS
techno 2019: im getting 5v1 techno 2021: 1v30 it is, who wants to go first
and he wins 1 v 30 and his oponents are full netherite
LOL THISSSS
@@markvc243 TRUE TRUE
Do they want him to use susanoo or not?
Yeah, but he had potions and many golden apples, plus new pvp system with quick regen.
" blood for the blood god " this will be always in our heart
It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us. Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him. He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten. We all love you Techno, many people including me wouldn't be here without you, your timeless content and your amazing personality that entertained us and made us laugh so many times. You were an inspiration to all of us and had a huge influence on so many lives. You will continue to live on in our hearts and memories. Fly high legend. LONG LIVE TECHNO Technoblade never dies.
Techno blade died
@@GorgeousHotRat not where it matters the most, he didn't. Edit: please don't feed the troll up here ^
@@aPumpkn then explain why he made a video about him dying ?
@@GorgeousHotRat BOGO ka
@@GorgeousHotRat He meant that while the man behind the avatar is gone, the spirit of Technoblade will live on forever in the hearts and minds of the people who supported him over the years. As long as someone remains that can speak his name, he can never really be gone. He is the Achilles of the minecraft community.
"His motivation is Pig Rank?" Priorities are straight my man.
Pig+
MvPIG
6:00 is always a favorite of mine. "Technoblade, more like..." In his mind, Pewdiepie is ready to say Technogay, but then he remembers who his teammate is
🤭😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lovely G he might’ve been about to use “Technogay” as a dis then remembered his teammate was literally *James Charles* Hope that helps?
Also the fact that James just said that Techno was homophobic for killing him makes it even more ironic
@@tommysasser6073 yeah lmao
Technoblade would make the best substitute teacher 21:57
Lol
Alternate title: Techno so badly skews the scoreboard of an event the organizers refuse him his prize.
I just saw it in chat and can’t ignore it jcharles: “lava is homophobic”
timestamp, I need to see this
@@Verisity 3:00
Kale bruhhhhhh
Bruh.
hes right and he should say it
Techno and squid playing together is the best thing I've seen all day.
for real my 2 hero’s
23:00 from phil-zee-ey to old man lol
Alternate title : people being salty cause a pig is better than them
I found technoblade's orphan slave
@Anime Justin Y. no u are
Kids being mad cuz someone is good in what he did his entire gaming life
Blood for the blood god
Mom obviously is not liked by James charles
I love the fear in these gamers' voices when they realise the impending doom of technoblade is coming at them at full speed.
PIG IS ENGAGING, PIG HAS REACHED MACH SPEED.
i love the "full speed" lmao
@@theposhdinosaur7276 I can hear him yelling "Die die! No fun in videogames!"
The Posh Dinosaur FLINT LOCKWOOD
maxipet050 I am in love with this comment it’s hilarious
You've truly won when people see you in game and scream: "Oh no, It's Techno" Legend, Technoblade never dies.
22:40 He says" Blood For The Blood God" and instantly gets 4 kills 😂
James Charles: “plays Minecraft Monday” Technoblade: *I am 5 parallel universes ahead of you*
Hello there
@@silasstephens4834 hello there
@@obiwankenobi1966 GENERAL KENOBI!?
That’s 1 parallel universe more than normal!
@@tmstudios2713 Mathn’t
Everyone: BAN TECHNOBLADE! Also everyone: **cross-teams just to kill Technoblade**
And fails
Everyone is secretly hoping his WiFi goes out
The mcm community is actually that toxic, instead of getting good they just complain. It sad :/
ban everyone!
Moonlight skyler I know. It's a big oof
Technoblade: E X I S T S . *Fight or flight intensifies*
21:20 "I FORGOT TO PUT SPEED IN THERE, I'M ILLETERATE, I CAN'T READ. ok lets go in"
Techno here: “Kill Ph1lza” Techno now: “NOOOOOO PHIL DON’T WORRY I’LL PROTECT YOU”
I noticed that lol I was like did he just... kill phil at 8:52
@@leaholson2548 yes
Dadza magic
lol true
Character development
Technoblade: *breathes* All the other youtubers: *wait why am I dead*
“Why do I hear boss music”
"Why do I hear boss music"
“Why do I hear boss music”
“Why do I hear boss music”
"Why do I hear boss music"
Antvenom : techno is thanos Technoblade : yes
*junkyjanker falls in the trap and starts raging* The 4 pearls in his hotbar:
I thought the same thing lol😂
techno: i’ll get ur diamond armour. everyone: no- techno: *did i a s k*
*D I D I S T U U T E R*
*D I D I S A Y C A N I*
“I’ll get ur soup” Everyone: I don’t have soup- Techno: B U T U R S H I R T
*D I D Y O U N O T H E A R M E*
Y O U. S T O L E. T H I S
“Just wait a second, let me kill skydoesminecraft.” -Technoblade
lmao
491 likes, 2 replies
@@tigo9328 get away bot
@@tigo9328 fack you 😌
@@ItzSophieDaPandaa stfu kid :)
James: signing up for a video game tournament knowing damn well death is guaranteed. Meanwhile the thumbnail:
It’s insane to me that it’s been 4 years since this video. I remember watching these live every week. I miss you
guy: has diamond sword technoblade: hippity hoppity thats now my property
That's not how it goes
@@mwavey1613 he just changed it lol
@@boy9019 oh lol well imma delete my comment now
@@mwavey1613 hippity hoppity that comment is no longer Ur property
@@jackofalltrades8412 lol
Guarantee pewdiepie was gonna say technoblade more like technogay until he realised who he was playing with.
Calebunga facts
LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Absolutely destroyed
Wow. You must be homophobia
@@garybusey3715 wow. you must not know what a joke is
"It's 2019 minecraft we living it" it's 2023 he ain't living anymore squid he's in a higher plain of existence fighting God
Still remember this well. Doesn’t feel like nearly 4 years ago. So much has changed since then for better and for worse. Rest well man. You may be gone, but what you built will live on. Thanks for everything
James and Pewds team score: 37 Them- “yeah we gotta take technoblade down” Techno’s personal score: 206
techno's personal was 75 but true
@@avaniagrawal2085 It was 75 points for the current game, while it was 206 overall.
😂😂😂
Well they say the best in KZhead is not best in games right?!?!!?!!
For the Clout
Fitz: “They’re trash noobs” Also Fitz: _”oh wait it’s technoblade”_
"Oh wait it's Technoblade." I want that on my grave
bruh that's fitz
It was at that moment he knew, he f**led up.
Nice, 666 likes
That is, in fact, Fitz.
Its so nice to see his videos flood with comments missing him. It really does show how much he mattered to us. Rip Techno.
Only reason yall came here for one final time is to see the good times we all missed R.I.P Techno and always remember kids go to school to get good in minecraft
Can we appreciate how techno and phil's friendship evolved from "im gonna go get this dude" at 8:48 to "PHIL LOOOOKOUTTTTTT *brutally stabs zombie child who's just vibin* "
watching clips like those make me feel so happy and like, kinda nostalgic in a way even though i didn’t even watch them during this time period, i just love seeing people develop friendships overtime
I was watching the full VOD for like the first few MCMs and Techno’s literal comment about Phil was “Isn’t he that hardcore guy” and it was surreal to me to hear that after knowing that future Techno will say “For you, Phil, the world.”
He said his username like phil-Z-A
@@icee_lemon5854 he wat When did he say that??? 😭😭😭
@@user-lt8lu7qg7t i think he said it around 23:05
“These guys have stuff, run” “wait no it’s Swagger, *kill him*” I’m dying XD
Time stamp?
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer 6:05
I love the confidence techno murdered swagger with lol made me laugh
"They're trash tier noobs!" "Oh wait no they aren't it's Technoblade"
nice
This was the day that brought him to my attention. I knew from the moment I saw him in this event he was a great person and subsequently enjoyed much of his content, I'm really glad to have seen he was surrounded by many caring people and a wonderful family.
The fact that I'm still getting recommended Technoblade videos is awesome. Rip
Techno's motivation 1.) Pig Rank 2.) Killing youtubers for views
who cares about $5000 if you have pig+ Rank i mean come on its common sense
ehhh maybe 10K dollars but I think at this point he pretty much just wants to impale predispose on a sharpness IV diamond sword for hypixel gold.
Also possibly JamesCharles
LOL
college money
Technoblade: **exists** Every Minecraft Monday Player: *This is an avengers level threat*
Lol
TechnoBlade: *exists* All the youtubers: Its to dangerous to be left alive
Technoblade exist Thanos:RUN!!!
Xnesterio is thanos
@@dumbcookie5577 Thanos: it's TECHNOBLADE
Watching my two childhood heroes Techno and Squid unite to kill famous people was so great!
Anyone here in 2024?
Everyone: he can’t win twice in a row. Techno: hold my steering wheel.
I think you wanted to say hold my pig rank
Techno, next time they do survival games, you use the steering wheel
@@phoenixisatree5527 yes
THE MEMESS
@@phoenixisatree5527 theyre probably gonna play minigames
Techno: (sees a guy in full enchanted diamond.) Also Techno: *I'll pry that out of your cold dead hands*
See that’s what’s interesting though is that he wouldn’t do that He knows how to pick and choose fights he can win vs ones he can’t I think that makes him even scarier
@@kingbee3973 yeah that logics out the window when he wins a 1v1 against fully stacked diamond lmao
@@gypsymellefont3236 ehh fair enough but hey can’t win em all Except him apparently
He happens to lose on an occasion. I think? Never seen it w my own eyes ;p
@@kingbee3973 He Picks And Chooses Fights, Only Orphans Are His Target
11:09 That trap saved Junky from getting swallowed by Techno
Technoblade: Hypixel: you win pig rank is yours Tecnoblade: you activated the kill switch
T: so you've chosen.. Death !
Tecnoblade?
*Technoblade
*giorno's theme starts playing*
*ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL*
Techno: kills james Charles James Charles: OMG THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC
@Sarah Chadwick i love techno quotes
I'm lazy, so, timestamp?
@@godzillakaijuboy starts like 05:40
@@nicolegerritsen1538 Thanks
I think he was just joking😂 I mean he do that (and it can't be serious)
Technoblade is the uncle iroh of Minecraft KZheadrs
gotta love how he just called phil "this dude" not knowing what's to come
Famous last words: “They’re trash tier noobs!” “Oh wait that’s technoblade-“
To be continued*
DUNN DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN DA DUN
6:10
Roundabout intensifies
nice english
Normal people: “never meet your heroes” Technoblade: “if you don’t meet them how do you kill them?”
Lol
Lmao
Easy, with a bow
@@minecrafting_il im c4 gang B))))))
lmaoooo
11:18 The clip of the commentary in which the online personality known as Technoblade states, “Actually, I’m gonna mind my business and let Gumball deal with that” was quite amusing in the sense that Technoblade is referring to the online personality known as JunkyJanker as the name of the anthropomorphic blue cat from the hit television series by the name of “The Amazing World of Gumball”. This is quite amusing because the online personality known as JunkyJanker once had the role of the voice of Gumball, which is the name of the anthropomorphic blue cat from the hit television series by the name of “The Amazing World of Gumball”.
Also, RIP Technoblade, you will be missed very much.
he killed philza in cold blood,... YOU KILLED YOUR FUTURE FRIEND
You can see how powerful this man is just by the sheer fact he makes big youtubers act like kids on a worldwide championship.
Right? lmaooo
Lmao
"TAKE THE CAEK!"
It wasn’t just pewdiepie he was referencing.
I was your 1000th like
"Everybody who comes in contact with techno just gets deleted" Well said, AntVentom.
"AntVENTom" *S U S*
A M O G U S
@@juanlloveras5780 oh my gosh he's S U S
@@juanlloveras5780 omg i haven't even realised
Except sparkles twice
This just appeared in my recommendations and now I'm about to happily yet sadly rewatch this
The only you tuber that i rewatch every now and then including his livestreams. I guess I'll rewatch him even harder. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES. HE WILL LIVE FOREVER.
Most paying jobs: Being Mr Beasts friends or Technoblades partner.
Nice
or grinding minecraft since 2013
Or being tecnoblade
what about being a member of Dude Perfect
Swiftyplays - mc Techno + Palikka
James Charles: we need to stop technoblade. Pewdiepie: how?
The Avengers: We need to stop Thanos. Also the Avengers: how? Techno = Thanos
@@joshuamaxam5086 but someone will go for the head Someone will be I- I- Iron Man... 😭 Give me some time to cry
@@joshuamaxam5086 Technos
in this universe, technoblade is both iron man and thanos
Vovical *Tachnos*
Words can’t describe the amount of pain and sadness that not only I and the entirety of the community felt at his passing, but I’m glad that I got to be apart of the happy moments and got to learn about Technoblade and grow to know him more and more through his videos and streams before he passed, and while it’s still so hard being without him, i’m glad we’ll always have his videos as memories. I can’t believe it’s been over 6 months, we will forever miss you Techno, and you’ll never die with you forever in our memories, fly high king. 🕊️
It is good to see older video's of you... i mis you R.I.P you are a legend.
“So in a way, he's kinda like Thanos.” -AntVenom 2019
What time stamp
Undeadender Gaming 11:41
Technoblade, the Thanos of Minecraft
Thanosblade
@@felixkadenbach6869 I was just about to comment that
This video ending perfectly shows how the community doesn't want to have a member who is just unproportionally better than everyone else.
…True?
The mcm community is actually that toxic, instead of getting gud they just complain.
Truth 100
They're toxic, not gonna lie xD
1000 Subscribers without videos challenge that’s part of the reason why it died, along with the MCM 7 disaster
Rip techno. I want to watch this vid to see James Charles getting cyberbullied by a person that is younger than them
I'm here appreciating his epic wins, gonna binge a bunch of these videos. You will not be forgotten, and therefore, Technoblade never dies.
This isn’t stabbing pewdiepie and James Charles , it’s mercilessly slaughtering then
You mean slaughtering the whole tournament?
@@Migixkem yes , the whole tournament
No it is genoside
@@doul107 genocide*
@@cayden.m3720 genoside
Techno literally uses other people as the chests instead of actual chests
Techno thinks in the 5th dimension
I am pretty sure everybody who plays minecraft survival games does that
yeah they're portable
I like your pfp! Which character is it?
True
Still rewatching all of his old videos like a masterpiece manga that's over. It just never gets old.
James Charles “technobade is canceled” foreshadowing but for James
I’m sorry but, when pewds said “techno more like *just no* “made me laugh lol
"More like absolutely not"
Abigail Sosa 5:58 was better but i’m just a technofan.
Motsognir fr he had to rethink it because his teammates IS James Charles 😂💀
We all know he was going to say technogay until he realized who he is playing with
That was funny as shit
Squid: “There’s people behind us” Techno: “OH those guys have stuff. Oh wait it’s swaggersouls get em”
Lmao techno disrespecting everybody
These trash tier noobs, oh wait its technoblade
@@jasonsuryadi8919 LMFAO
You're just a legend for beeing an attack helicopter
How do people get so many likes from just restating something said in the vid