Mr. Sandman, bring me a Dream...
Ranboo: / @ranboo
MrBeast: / @mrbeastgaming
WildCat: / w1ldc4t43
not linking Fundy. that man is getting nothing from me
--------------------------------
edited by myself & / wardenboo
become a CHANNEL MEMBER here: / @technoblade
other YT channel (go subscribe): / @technothepig1448
follow me on twitter too: / technothepig
“I immediately ran to the safest place I knew” *a f g h a n i s t a n*
it's pakistan tho
e
@@harshsrivastava9570 LMAO I LIVE THERE
@@mk-jb7xs same
I was born there and I'm gonna assure you guys that it's not a safe place, it's a literal war zone
"Did you do it?" Techno:"yes" "What did it cost?" Techno: "nothing"
LMAOOOO
sounds like your average mrbeast video participant
Free real estate
it cost some copy and pasting
it costed him -5000 dollar fridge
“Don’t laugh… it’s for the fridge!” Gets me every time
Yep
Yurp
Rip techno
Rip Technoblade never dies
@@FirePunchytbut he died
“The safest place I know, afganistan”
Stop the cap
Lol…
real
Hm
Allah hluag baar
“I immediately went to the safest place I knew.” “Afghanistan.”
Actually he was in pakistan
Wooosh
I laughed way too hard at that line haha. It caught me off guard
@@Aayanaamir16 Can confirm techno was their I live their
@@lebumer497 hello neighbor
"WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM A BOAT!" Dumbledore asked calmly
Lmaooo
Lol
LMAOOOO
The book was made before the movie
@@delo2268 we know
looking back on it, makes total sense that ranboo of all people (major technoblade stan above everything else) was the first to notice the skin lmao
finally finding someone who is still commenting compared to 3 months ago it's very hard to find comments still commenting
@@user-fw6vi8ex1c I'm always around, rewatching old vids lol
T=thoughtful E=enthusiastic C=cool H=highly skilled N=Never dies O=overpowered B=better than dream L=legend A=audacious D=deadly E=Extreme orphan killer
I agree
+100 respect
Extreme orphan killer 😂😂
@@lilycorral414True
True
"Be extremely Subtle, even to the point of formlessness" ~Sun Tzu, the art of winning refrigerators
Ah yes “be extremely subtitle”
@@cobalt2506 lmao i just noticed
PFFFT
*_- Sun Tzu, The Art Of Fridge_*
Art of war?
I like how the top three are two people who purposely wore camouflaged skins and a man wearing a bright blue sonic onesie.
PogU
ConarEatPant is best player
H.j1
Hahhahahahhahhahahahahha
Technoblade: Don’t laugh… It’s for the fridge! Me: *literally laughs out loud*
I watch Techno’s videos over and over again- he was a true legend. Wait. He still is.
W
Damn Right. Techno never dies!!
Yeah, I'm watching this in 2024 and I am so happy that they didn't take down his videos. Rest in peace Technobale. 🫡
RIP a true legend.he shall never die 🐷
"Don't leave an anarchist with a boat" -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
@@LightningSquad Just imagine
@@LightningSquad jk
meowwww
Damn, you got a lot of bots
@@LightningSquad can you not please. Or are you a bot?
ok but I loved when he was skating thru the ice and stumbling with the boat screaming “you’ll never catch me alive!” Mans is awkward but always persists
Hello random verified person
checkmark?!
his disguises made the whole video sm better too!
First reply Xd
True
"I immediately headed to the safest place I know, Afghanistan”
"Safest"
@@carolinetang5107 yes???
@@mysteriousyoutuber2517 Just thinking of real events inside of Afghanistan,
Technoblade never dies even after 3 years
"ITS FOR THE FRIDGE"
FOR THE FRIDGE
@@RogueOrdinary How many did you have before
Hi i love your creeper farm
yes, yes it is
True
"WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM A BOAT!?!" "HE ASKED!!"
*boat*
“You nimcompoop”
@@swordie777 “Unseasoned cabbage”
@@baconboy486 what refrence is this?
“Did I really have it in me to sabotage my friends for a measly refrigerator” “ YES “
Just casually says "YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!"
"Rat out your friends for a 10000$ fridge." -Sun Tzu, The art of war
Nvm, I'm dum, the 5000 was for revealing Antarctica's contents
Yes lol
XD
yes
Jokes on you I don’t have any friends
Seeing this.. IS SO NOSTALGIC 😢😢😢
Fr
Fr
R.I.P techno Blade 😢
“ YOU’ll NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!! “ - a legend.
"Betray and sell your friends for a refrigerator." - Sun Tzu.
Words to live by
69 likes... nice
Sun Tzu, the Art of Hide and Seek
Indeed
1k likes !
I love the "wait.. he asked for a boat.. did the boat I give him-- help him escape?" "W H Y W O U L D Y O U G I V E H I M A B O A T"
I dont finish to watch the video but if he win i am sure he will put potatoes in it
You nincompoop!
I thought they would have learned from dream by now. You can get out of any situation if you have a boat
7:44
i’ve been watching all of these videos over and over and over again. look, if technos dad is seeing this, just want to let you guys know, i miss you techno. you will always be my kind. ❤
KZhead brought me back here so watch it again I shall. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
I love how serious he took this game of hide and seek lol
Lol
Yes
agreed
Agreed
Did you now you can now clip parts of videos on youtube?
He didn't die, he was just tactically resetting.
YES
He is
468 likes YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS~!!
469th like noice
Yup
What a legend… RIP Techno
technoblade: technoblade never dies mr beasts: nukes him technoblade: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
meowwwwww
@@dreamscat895 you homeless teletubby cat
Mr beast: will u die for 100k?
"Legends Never Diees"
Correct
“I immediately headed to the safest place I know, Afghanistan.” This sentence will forever haunt me.
I have ptsd and boy did I die inside!😀
ikr that was so unexpected xD
What's worst is that he got airstriked there.
probably better than detroit
Programmer Doggo he got nuked in china lmao
Im watching this 3 years later and the nostalgia 😢😢😢
he didnt won 10k$ but he won 10M of our heart rest in peace techno♥
*ranboo immediately noticing something off about Techno’s skin* Ranboo: *wait..*
f respect
Well hes Walmart techno
4th how
*Master Ranboo sees all*
Well, he's literally Techno but without a pig/god persona
People: villains in TV shows act way too dumb, people don't act like that in real life Chris: gives his prisoner an item they requested because hey why not?
Technoblade: Master Negotiator
Technoblade: the trickster
He never dies
0:49 Ranboos verbal confusion gets me every time 😭
techno and ranboo in this are like 2 friends who went to a party not expecting to know anyone and then instead of socializing with new people they just hung out in the corner
They sound simalir too
true
@@sparrowizsoldier3500 get a life bruh
Pretty accurate 💀
Mhm
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES :)
I miss him , i came here to see him again 😭 R.I.P technoblade Legends never die 🙏🕊️
"I headed to Antarctica" me: experiences Antarctic Empire flashbacks
Same
Same
@F*СК МЕ! CHЕСК МY РRОFILЕ alright I saw you on grians vid and now I don’t think you’re a bot
@@zyrillesadventurei5104 she bot
Yes
no one's talking about ranboo's great joke: "Christopher Columbus was W R O O ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ɢ . . . ! "
*Casually falls of the earth*
Well tbh globes were an actual common thing back then so technically it was the Greeks who were wrong
@Abiud Lope Maldonado q
I'm pretty sure wildcat fell off not ranboo
@@Scottish9000 ranboo was making the joke about wildcat
We miss u techno, you are always with us
"Technoblade never dies"
"okay it looks a little chubby, but as long as nobody looks at me too closely-" *people proceed to look at him closely*
wow you explained the joke you're so creative
@@theduckyplayz7821 lol, the way they phrased it made is funny tho. No need...to be like that lmao
@@gayyce_8036 No need to stammer either
900th like
1k like 😎
"I'm getting nuked" _laughs in L'manberg_
69 th like be happy
*laughs in Tubbo and Jack*
**cries**
*laughs in snowchester nukes*
*_-haha-_*
When he says i died at 6:00 it really hits hard
rest. in. peace. my dude 😇😓
After more than a year of technoblade has passed you and other soldiers still watch his old OG videos
@@brandonplayz8455Yes, the memories make me happy. He was such an amazing person. o7
“How could you sell me out, Connor!” *Technoblade: Sells out two of his comrades for a 5,000 dollar fridge.”*
IT WAS A 5000 Dollar Fridge. THAT IS VERY POG TO BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS LIKE THAT.
a soul for a soul
Totally worth it.
I mean....free fridge..
Shoulda sold out Connor
MrBeast - “Are you willing to sacrifice two friends for freedom?” *we all know the answer to that…*
true
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Me yes yes Him close to his mic YES Me dying of laughter
No, no it was debatable. Now if MrBeast had offered confetti...
Ry
Rip fly high🕊️
😢
It's so cool to see his videos still be good quality even tho they were so long ago
Mr beast: do you want a fridge *technoblade: *its death or nothing*
5:47 that was badaasss
Its fridge or nothing
*fridge or death
I think you mean "It's NERF or nothing"
He's like "as long as no one looks to closely then they wont know" Ranboo : *wait a minute--*
Ranboo is the only one who sees him regularly.
Hi
Techno are you getting fat? XD
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis---
Lol
Getting my yearly watch of my fav video of yours. cheers 🍻 you legend
This got randomly recommended to me by the Algorithm
"There's no way Techno could've escaped that prison we built for him in Antarctica right?" *Techno currently in Alaska.*
Techno: Imagine not being able to escape from prison couldn't be me.
@@Wulk I had a stroke reading this
“There’s no way Techno could’ve escaped that prison we built for him in Antarctica right?” *Techno currently in Alaska.*
@@Wulk very good grammar
Lol
"so long as no one looks at me too closely" Literally half a second later "Something seems off."
meowwww
2024 and still watching his legendary content rip
Rest in peace 🕊️🕊️ to technoblade
Ranboo hiding in water is probably the most ironic thing I've seen in this year
True
Enderman lol
@@gandalfthegrey1359 yeah i think we got that
Yep
Why?
‘Do I really want to rat out my friends for a refrigerator? yes.’
We all know him so well that we instantly knew he would say 'yes', right? Or is that just me.
@@orkolahiri5846 everyone who knows a single thing about him
He has friends!?
lol
You wouldn't, like yeah betrayal is bad but give that samsung smart fridge
rip
The haunting sound of his voice ringing my ears in this video.. breaking my heart so much, fly high king. Your crown awaits you. Beat god in the final match. We know you can
Wilbur: *casually eating sand* Also wilbur seeing techno's Disguise: AYO-
Yummy sand
No just no
Cursed...
Ayo the pizza here
wait wilbur was in this
“I immediately went to the safest place, Afghanistan” wow that didn’t age well
lmao
Someone in another comment: the joke went from dark humor to pitch black humor
well, yea
I came here again to comment that and look what’s the first comment I see :/
That dark joke didn’t age well
This was uploaded on my bday.. and it was the best birthday present ever! R.i.p techno..
Watching a video with someone who has died just makes my heart stop. I never knew much about technoblade and wished i watched his videos. Fly high technoblade 👑
Wildcat, Spifey and Punz: "Where's my boat?" *Techno with 4 boats in his hotbar*: "TAKEN? THE AUDACITY"
So true!
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-
It’s their own fault for leaving their boats in a takeable place. Smh. Techno was just being nice to the boats. Didn’t want to leave them behind?
“TAKEN? THE AUDICTY.” Techno - After literally everyone trolled him by tryna reveal him with boats as he removed them.
0:58 "I immediately went to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan" OH MY GOOOOD
Oh nooo
that's your mom This comment has been made by SparrowIZ Foundation. We've been sent by SparrowIZ.
Lmao
Lmao
PLEASE LMAAAOOOOO
I still go back and watch his videos even now when he gone❤
You will always be remembered 🫡
Rip techno
"I cant believe how many people fell off the side of the earth.... chRisTopher CoLUMBUS Was WRONG" -Ranboo Lmao underrated..
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-
Wait Ranboo said that i thought Techno said that wtf why do they sound so alike
Ranboo’s humour is under aprreciated
did anyone stream this?
Yup
"My boat Was taken" *"TAKEN!?"* *"TAKEN!?"* *"THE AUDACITY"*
Don't mind me I just saw someone who has 552 likes with no replies, So I replied
8:57 What do you do if you get caught? Ranboo: RUN RUN RUN RUn
I remember being SO exited wen this came out and dieing of laghter FOR THE entier vid, THE true goat
"I immediately went to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan." Another 'technoblade once said' quote that we can all appreciate lol Time stamp: 0:58
So true!
That’s in the quote book
Put it in the quote books
-Sun zu Art of war
@@RogueOrdinary 0
“Would I rat out my life long friends just to get a fridge?” *”100%”*
“I would betray my country for confetti”
that's your mom This comment has been made by SparrowIZ Foundation. We've been sent by SparrowIZ.
Fridge supremacy
Actually he said he yes not 100%
For chocolate i can betray anything you want coward
I miss technoblade
I am flabbergasted i got recommended this even now, golly
"why did you give him a boat?!" "HE ASKED FOR IT-" respect 100%
Respect, or fear?....
Respecc
*boat for the boat god*
@@alex2005z mm yes, respedt, my favorite word
I like how you traumatised yourself for a REFRIGERATOR
You were the best Minecraft KZheadr… r.i.p technoblade TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES ❤❤❤
Ranboo frantically screaming "plot armor" as he's getting killed is the best thing I've seen all year
-inhail- *in ranboo voice* PLOT ARMORRRR
@Disrespectful Lmao 🛑 WAIT STOP SCROLLING 🛑 ayo guys please listen to this real quick, I’m sorry for the self promo don’t send me hate for this this isn’t what I intended for but for my future I want my career to be great and I want my job to be something that I enjoy! And what I enjoyed is yt so ofc I want to become a famous youtuber! Can you please do an act of kindness for free that takes 2 seconds and sub to me so I can achieve that big goal of mine and so that I become successful?! Just know that if you do drop a quick sub you are awesome! Yes, i know this sounds like I’m begging real hard but I’m trying not to make it sound like that, just don’t think I’m like one of them people I am an actual human who has a dream. To whoever who does sub pls comment so I know who them outstanding people in the world are and I can thank you! If you read this whole paragraph, then tysm! So if you do sub just know taht u have made someone’s life way better and by subbing that means the world to me and I appreciate it a lot! Thanks for reading this ❤️! Now let’s see if I can gain any subscribers from this!
@@zexforb6417 you have a dream and I have a techno :O
@@zexforb6417 if you get into it with the intention of getting famous you never will
@@frankfort332 wait till 2023 hell be more masisve than cocomelon
He was more excited hearing that he might win two fridges than he was when he won 100,000 dollars
true XD
I hear no difference
Because he can use it to store the 12 pizzas he bought
But dude its a fkn fridge!
Two Fridges > at least twelve pizzas
At 2:50 hiroshima 1945 was reacreated
3 years later abd this is still one of my favorite technoblade videos
Techno: "I immediatly headed into the safest place I know, Afghanistan." Yeah about that...
*ahem*
Aged like milk
well
well.. shit
Rip
"Are you willing to sacrifice two people so you stay in?" *flashbacks to "I would ABSOLUTELY betray my friends for confetti"*
same
Same
lol Exactly!
"I ran to the safest place I know Afghanistan
whose here in 2024 Technoblade never dies
Mr Beast: ''Are we confident techno couldn't escape from the prison in Antarctica?'' Meanwhile Techno: *Arrives on the West Side of Canada*
It's called Alaska and it's in the USA
@@morrishellgrn ye true but stop being a geography ne... oh wait no i am one to my point is invalid
@@sirteshi3804 technically if you are a geography nerd and you call someone that your point is still valid
@@GodzillaGaming14 depends on the connotation. If it's negative/insult then you're being a hypocrite but if it's neutral/positive then it's just OK
LOL
"I headed for the safest place i knew - Afghanistan" I shouldn't have laughed that hard
If you google least safest country in the world its afganistan like 😭 ✋
That aged poorly…
Stings a hell of a lot more nowadays.
This is what i found on google: Afghanistan is the most dangerous country in the world, according to the 2019 Global Peace Index. According to the UN peacekeeping mission in Afghanistan, the country experienced 3,804 civilian deaths in conflict, 927 of who are children.
Holy crap this aged poorly
"As soon as the game started, I went to the safest place I know, Afghanistan."
Technoblade..........never.........dies 🫡🫡
💀
my eyes did not need to see that techno skin
what's up checkmark
This comment just went from 5 likes to 55 likes
What's up checkmark
hehheh
What's up Dan?
‘Don’t trust anybody wearing a bright blue sonic onesie’ - Sun Tzu
It’s the hedgehogs
So true!
I LOVE YOU TECHNOBLADEEEEEEEE❤❤❤❤