KZhead
Ойындар

the fastest man in skyblock

Technoblade
2024 ж. 14 Мам.
19 566 040 Рет қаралды
Жүктеу

magma's bugged atm so this is only a fraction of my TRUE POWER
--------------------------------
become a CHANNEL MEMBER here: / @technoblade
other YT channel (go subscribe): / @technothepig1448
follow me on twitter too: / technothepig
Server: mc.hypixel.net
Resource Pack: • 50,000 (double revamp ...
Will I add you as a friend?: imgur.com/a/x6fEtzB
outro music:
Music from filmmusic.io:
"Flying Kerfuffle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)

Пікірлер

  • im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME

    @Technoblade@Technoblade4 жыл бұрын

    • so fast

      @timenow_5@timenow_54 жыл бұрын

    • Oof

      @hardcore511@hardcore5114 жыл бұрын

    • WAOIT HOLD DIDN'T U DIE?!

      @exfiltrati0n@exfiltrati0n4 жыл бұрын

    • @@chenz9254 no dude. Yoou can't. You're a slave to us

      @jimhalpert9803@jimhalpert98034 жыл бұрын

    • i enjoy techno allen

      @RIPsoapy@RIPsoapy4 жыл бұрын

  • “Enchanted orphans” well their parents must have had the curse of vanishing then

    @Zaulhunter@Zaulhunter3 жыл бұрын

    • that's a like.

      @CEOGames@CEOGames3 жыл бұрын

    • Bruhhhhhh

      @astralhelix3041@astralhelix30413 жыл бұрын

    • I-

      @minecracktyler@minecracktyler3 жыл бұрын

    • *How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*

      @zen8233@zen82333 жыл бұрын

    • Zen I don’t know

      @Zaulhunter@Zaulhunter3 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm a nice guy, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did" This man's humor is through the roof

    @jesmundgatpandan3781@jesmundgatpandan37812 жыл бұрын

    • ikr

      @forgottensouls1736@forgottensouls17362 жыл бұрын

    • So many things wrong with that one sentence.

      @cadbanesfavoritehat5655@cadbanesfavoritehat56552 жыл бұрын

    • @@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft

      @outtaideas849@outtaideas8492 жыл бұрын

    • @@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?

      @mr.nobody7176@mr.nobody71762 жыл бұрын

    • @@mr.nobody7176 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes (This is a joke btw)

      @Vexxel256@Vexxel2562 жыл бұрын

  • Sonic: "I'm the fastest thing alive." Technoblade: "Hold my potatoes."

    @nervix7096@nervix70968 ай бұрын

    • o7

      @jacksonbaye7920@jacksonbaye79202 ай бұрын

    • About that

      @flappeercraft7979@flappeercraft7979Ай бұрын

    • LOL

      @Gem_catT@Gem_catTАй бұрын

    • @@flappeercraft7979 ...

      @d1nodray@d1nodrayАй бұрын

  • He was truly the fastest man in skyblock. Rest well.

    @Kevin_Kukk@Kevin_Kukk Жыл бұрын

    • TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, HE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE IN OUR HEARTS

      @dawnbreaker7253@dawnbreaker7253 Жыл бұрын

    • That is true

      @LuanNguyen-ml6qw@LuanNguyen-ml6qw Жыл бұрын

    • *beep*

      @Anonymous67@Anonymous67 Жыл бұрын

    • @@dawnbreaker7253 yea so true

      @mr.amongus5210@mr.amongus5210 Жыл бұрын

    • He left our lives as fast as he could run...

      @UnionPacific3977@UnionPacific3977 Жыл бұрын

  • "enchanted orphans" can you imagine going to an orphanage and everyone is just glowing minecraft style

    @abbeysimpson9611@abbeysimpson96114 жыл бұрын

    • Cursed

      @felixschreave354@felixschreave3544 жыл бұрын

    • i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok

      @Xioverze@Xioverze4 жыл бұрын

    • An Orphan sword... Like a pigman sword, Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN

      @phoenixgamer10gaming18@phoenixgamer10gaming184 жыл бұрын

    • Take them all and then craft the young dragons head

      @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N@SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N4 жыл бұрын

    • Just don’t make any dad jokes

      @sanswithagun7368@sanswithagun73684 жыл бұрын

  • Friends: let’s hang out Me: can’t, I gotta farm enchanted orphans

    @pickleperson6031@pickleperson60314 жыл бұрын

    • That’s made out of 160 other orphans

      @p_eabean@p_eabean4 жыл бұрын

    • As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me

      @potatismos6657@potatismos66574 жыл бұрын

    • An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans

      @excell_1786@excell_17864 жыл бұрын

    • @Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours

      @pasta9914@pasta99144 жыл бұрын

    • Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED

      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx@ThatOneGuy-qw1xx4 жыл бұрын

  • Why can’t I just rewatch technos videos without people reminding me of his passing

    @rgbtoaster9409@rgbtoaster94097 ай бұрын

    • Dont look in the comments

      @timox8@timox86 ай бұрын

    • It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.

      @themechanicalvee5244@themechanicalvee52446 ай бұрын

    • @@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day

      @waccness449@waccness4495 ай бұрын

    • Saaaaaaaame

      @ezflex@ezflex5 ай бұрын

    • @@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said "Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .

      @NubE-Co@NubE-Co5 ай бұрын

  • "Im a good person! I didn't even kill those pigs my slaves did!" - Techno, the best good person ever maybe. May he rest well.

    @ripe_cap2873@ripe_cap2873 Жыл бұрын

    • Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen

      @Windja69@Windja69Ай бұрын

    • Chaotic good

      @d1nodray@d1nodrayАй бұрын

  • "Enchanted Orphans" Oh how much humans have evolved, yet, we fall quicker than a bomb.

    @gamingnubs7628@gamingnubs76284 жыл бұрын

    • I busted out of laughen at that point

      @quinn3109@quinn31094 жыл бұрын

    • Just... Why?

      @ZAYKONN@ZAYKONN4 жыл бұрын

    • quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

      @jay65388@jay653884 жыл бұрын

    • @@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?

      @chrislol8008@chrislol80084 жыл бұрын

    • Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.

      @hts9060@hts90604 жыл бұрын

  • technoblade: spends 3 real life days in minecraft trying to get a head that grants speed skyblock admins: 1 % s p e e d

    @okthissuswow2707@okthissuswow27073 жыл бұрын

    • Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed

      @akw.lol.@akw.lol.3 жыл бұрын

    • @@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?

      @jessely3403@jessely34033 жыл бұрын

    • @@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff

      @akw.lol.@akw.lol.3 жыл бұрын

    • @@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?

      @jessely3403@jessely34033 жыл бұрын

    • @@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack

      @masterdoge987@masterdoge9873 жыл бұрын

  • The fastest man alive to ever win our hearts with he's humor and cool moments this is one of my favorite videos of The Blade. Rest easy King 👑

    @BloodSlayer429@BloodSlayer429 Жыл бұрын

    • No replies?

      @I-am-your-sunshine-lebron@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron7 ай бұрын

    • @@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing KZhead

      @BloodSlayer429@BloodSlayer4297 ай бұрын

    • @@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies

      @I-am-your-sunshine-lebron@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron7 ай бұрын

    • F techno

      @jay57145@jay571457 ай бұрын

  • now that i think about it, Young Dragon armor is literally made from orphaned dragon

    @brianlam5847@brianlam58474 жыл бұрын

    • nice

      @Pannenkaka@Pannenkaka3 жыл бұрын

    • wait what? how is it orphaned

      @pulsarcubes@pulsarcubes3 жыл бұрын

    • Because the old dragon died

      @31kb36@31kb363 жыл бұрын

    • CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad

      @pulsarcubes@pulsarcubes3 жыл бұрын

    • I will protect every dragon

      @silv2309@silv23093 жыл бұрын

  • "Legenendary endgane armor crafted out of enchanted orphans" Hypixel: WRITE THAT DOWN!!

    @ezekiel2869@ezekiel28693 жыл бұрын

    • then they added dungeon armor made with enchanted orphans

      @acidtimejams8208@acidtimejams82083 жыл бұрын

    • @@acidtimejams8208 which one?

      @DexFire1115@DexFire11153 жыл бұрын

    • @@DexFire1115 *Young dragon armor is made out of orphans*

      @Sorta8@Sorta83 жыл бұрын

    • @@Sorta8 holy

      @lunaticbyte@lunaticbyte3 жыл бұрын

    • @@lunaticbyte no adaptive

      @aclzrufxzclnhoaiucmmsoghcl4844@aclzrufxzclnhoaiucmmsoghcl48443 жыл бұрын

  • “I’m a good person,I didn’t do it, my slaves did it” -Technoblade

    @AXZOR-of1no@AXZOR-of1noАй бұрын

  • The flash:I’m the fastest man alive Techno:hold my potatoes

    @Lostswordsmen1@Lostswordsmen18 ай бұрын

    • fr lol

      @The3DChef@The3DChef8 ай бұрын

  • "the low price of 600 thousand sugarcane" idk techno, i mean its pretty cheap compared to your 500 MILLION potatoes

    @mrinfinity5557@mrinfinity55573 жыл бұрын

    • this is technoblade we are talking about

      @vinceblake5094@vinceblake50943 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @Hose_10@Hose_103 жыл бұрын

    • L o L

      @orangecitron4367@orangecitron43673 жыл бұрын

    • I mean- i don’t know what to *say.*

      @Caligtag@Caligtag3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Caligtag lol edited

      @orangecitron4367@orangecitron43673 жыл бұрын

  • I love how everyone started to yell "Ban him" in chat when he started going mach 3

    @budderbro1395@budderbro13954 жыл бұрын

    • No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.

      @Likeusb1@Likeusb14 жыл бұрын

    • He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!

      @shinypikagaming@shinypikagaming4 жыл бұрын

    • @@originaljoke4502 nice pfp

      @josephjoestar5861@josephjoestar58613 жыл бұрын

    • @@originaljoke4502 nice pfp

      @Est.-.@Est.-.3 жыл бұрын

    • that was said by one person.

      @anormous6903@anormous69033 жыл бұрын

  • The gasps of pure joy is what I live for now.

    @ChaosCorrupt3d@ChaosCorrupt3d8 ай бұрын

  • Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

    @arcticphoenix4546@arcticphoenix45463 жыл бұрын

    • I think it was coming soon.?

      @orangecitron4367@orangecitron43673 жыл бұрын

    • I think it was coming soon also time still passes (see the time on the sidebar)

      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868@apersonwhomayormaynotexist98683 жыл бұрын

    • bruh it was a year ago

      @purplekittenyt670@purplekittenyt6703 жыл бұрын

    • 3:26 did anyone notice he had 17 ender pearls instead of 16

      @legendaryseal2430@legendaryseal24303 жыл бұрын

    • @@legendaryseal2430 technohacker

      @purplekittenyt670@purplekittenyt6703 жыл бұрын

  • my man sacraficed the entire rest of his life only for him to rematch those damn orphans

    @the_homie_kuzan@the_homie_kuzan7 ай бұрын

    • damn

      @VoxilVerum@VoxilVerum7 ай бұрын

  • this popped up on my reccomended, rest in peace, man.

    @hogroast637@hogroast6376 ай бұрын

  • His spirit lives on, and sooner or later we might meet him

    @user-dy3hg3lp2y@user-dy3hg3lp2y7 ай бұрын

    • shut up he's in hell

      @icey1262@icey12627 ай бұрын

    • @@icey1262why

      @RemoteAccessGG@RemoteAccessGG7 ай бұрын

  • “Speed is the only stat I care about” 1 year later *spends months farming potatoes to beat a child* rest in peace legend

    @ozzyp0p153@ozzyp0p1533 жыл бұрын

    • Yes no

      @zsivkovicsmate8747@zsivkovicsmate87473 жыл бұрын

    • Well yes but actually no

      @abirb5384@abirb53843 жыл бұрын

    • *Potato Farming speed*is also speed so...

      @user-cv2my8ck5d@user-cv2my8ck5d3 жыл бұрын

    • He also used speed to farm it

      @Murasaki_Saya@Murasaki_Saya3 жыл бұрын

    • Just a few months later and squid is like over 18 sooo older than you

      @Chris-co3le@Chris-co3le3 жыл бұрын

  • I absolutely love how he has the same tone of voice the whole time Until he wants to achieve a talisman from bats

    @yo_imarat8189@yo_imarat81894 жыл бұрын

    • Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)

      @gidselo9982@gidselo99823 жыл бұрын

    • ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!

      @yo_imarat8189@yo_imarat81893 жыл бұрын

    • @@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)

      @danielbeauchot1217@danielbeauchot12173 жыл бұрын

    • Daniel Beauchot Thanks

      @yo_imarat8189@yo_imarat81893 жыл бұрын

    • "I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

      @Xavagery@Xavagery3 жыл бұрын

  • I truly miss him, even in France, we learned english to watch his videos, Rip techno, you made us grow, fastest men in skyblock for sure

    @kepalas02@kepalas027 ай бұрын

  • fastest man in heaven, he's stabbing orphans with jesus now.

    @aruntimewell9182@aruntimewell91828 ай бұрын

  • "I'm a good person" and "my slaves did" in a single phrase is just not right

    @user-nd8cs9ph4t@user-nd8cs9ph4t3 жыл бұрын

    • In a single statement that makes sense and is right

      @Pji56@Pji563 жыл бұрын

    • I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves. I did it, it sounds normal- kinda

      @xem_ity@xem_ity3 жыл бұрын

    • My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.

      @meechsanims@meechsanims3 жыл бұрын

    • @@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers

      @Pji56@Pji563 жыл бұрын

    • @@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence

      @meechsanims@meechsanims3 жыл бұрын

  • “Legendary armor made out of enchanted orphans” -Techno 2019

    @tekkins@tekkins4 жыл бұрын

    • uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks

      @sodiboo@sodiboo4 жыл бұрын

    • bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft

      @bunnyjr6383@bunnyjr63834 жыл бұрын

    • damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.

      @domeen0gt895@domeen0gt8954 жыл бұрын

    • @@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in

      @bunnyjr6383@bunnyjr63834 жыл бұрын

    • If harry potter became an armour

      @kugelblitzingularity304@kugelblitzingularity3044 жыл бұрын

  • “You gotta believe me, I’m a good person, I didn’t kill the pigs, my slaves did” 😂

    @LostWithinTheSauce@LostWithinTheSauce2 ай бұрын

  • "Look I didn't commit mass murder and extinction, I made my slaves do it "

    @TheGreatAlastor_@TheGreatAlastor_ Жыл бұрын

  • "I hear a tiny idot flying around, where is he?" -Technoblade, 2019

    @maomao8903@maomao89033 жыл бұрын

    • when tommy gets elytra

      @ajzhunt@ajzhunt3 жыл бұрын

    • Technoplane

      @harveylunt4613@harveylunt46133 жыл бұрын

    • .... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating

      @dahmarkus@dahmarkus3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ajzhunt lmao so hard

      @ecxdee@ecxdee3 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @Demian1@Demian13 жыл бұрын

  • Technoblade: **has 17 Ender pearls in his inventory** Me: *wait that’s illegal*

    @shubhamlahoti5461@shubhamlahoti54613 жыл бұрын

    • 7:25 uhh you mean 55

      @ethanbalaskas6541@ethanbalaskas65413 жыл бұрын

    • Because he got them from minions

      @MinusZaxis@MinusZaxis3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16

      @ebgurif@ebgurif3 жыл бұрын

    • Nothing is in skyblock

      @MattsAlive@MattsAlive3 жыл бұрын

    • MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago

      @PlatinumPlsOC@PlatinumPlsOC3 жыл бұрын

  • Just stumbled upon this on my front page, run faster than Sonic technoblade, godspeed

    @beanburrito1002@beanburrito10027 ай бұрын

  • people are still watching these videos 4 years ago. quality content

    @ELdonutking-1111@ELdonutking-11113 ай бұрын

  • techno: "speed is the only stat i care abt" also techno: "He only averaged 8 hrs of farming per day while i averaged 11"

    @abebuenodemesquita8111@abebuenodemesquita81113 жыл бұрын

    • What a casual, am I right?

      @CEOGames@CEOGames3 жыл бұрын

    • Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.

      @yehonatanduek8705@yehonatanduek87053 жыл бұрын

    • Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think

      @user-dh8oi2mk4f@user-dh8oi2mk4f3 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.

      @yehonatanduek8705@yehonatanduek87053 жыл бұрын

    • Speed does boost his manual farming though.

      @paulsd9255@paulsd92553 жыл бұрын

  • It took you 220k coins to get wise on your full set, it took me 240k to get wise on my boots. Thank you hypixel.

    @linagn8781@linagn87814 жыл бұрын

    • Linagn very cool

      @xo-kora@xo-kora4 жыл бұрын

    • Big Boss very cool

      @xo-kora@xo-kora4 жыл бұрын

    • @@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮

      @Aaron-rt9vl@Aaron-rt9vl4 жыл бұрын

    • @@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me

      @Aaron-rt9vl@Aaron-rt9vl4 жыл бұрын

    • aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao

      @willhblob1171@willhblob11714 жыл бұрын

  • i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's. you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that. your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years. rest in peace technoblade.

    @iloveneen4098@iloveneen4098 Жыл бұрын

  • Speed, I Am speed. - Technoblade

    @w.d.gaster1142@w.d.gaster1142 Жыл бұрын

  • “It better make me fast” A few seconds later: “ONE PERCENT SPEED :0”

    @mrsilverman@mrsilverman3 жыл бұрын

    • 9:49

      @TheAustronaut03@TheAustronaut033 жыл бұрын

  • "Enchanted orphans" really need to enchant their parents with *curse of binding* next time

    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын

    • A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere

      @soosun653@soosun6532 жыл бұрын

    • Better late than never

      @lynnxia7668@lynnxia76682 жыл бұрын

    • a

      @clawsy4022@clawsy40222 жыл бұрын

    • 1 year late brother

      @hanzogoat@hanzogoat2 жыл бұрын

    • my bruhtha you kinda late here.

      @plain5858@plain58582 жыл бұрын

  • fastest man in skyblock conquering the kingdom of heaven rn

    @dior7224@dior7224 Жыл бұрын

  • TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    @tarunsuvarna6799@tarunsuvarna67998 ай бұрын

    • Bro it’s been a year calm down

      @Random_guy._.@Random_guy._.8 ай бұрын

  • RIP Technoblade. You were an incredible person.

    @woahdude5553@woahdude55534 жыл бұрын

    • woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC

      @RyanRoadReaper@RyanRoadReaper4 жыл бұрын

    • And he said they don't have right sooo

      @NXE212@NXE2124 жыл бұрын

    • Pigs 2019-2019

      @itssoulz2131@itssoulz21314 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao.

      @return3116@return31164 жыл бұрын

    • @@esai2152 bruvh

      @return3116@return31164 жыл бұрын

  • "you're telling me that tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a demigod, but if I want to walk slightly faster, that's too much to ask for?" is kinda the same vibe as "so my school can buy $4000 4K TVs just to show stupid school news that can easily be put on a billboard, but if the teachers want a slightly better salary, that's suddenly 'too expensive?'"

    @TheIndieGhost@TheIndieGhost3 жыл бұрын

    • True dat

      @YourBeety@YourBeety3 жыл бұрын

    • Indeed

      @fuzzystudiosofficial@fuzzystudiosofficial3 жыл бұрын

    • Damm

      @xueluu2127@xueluu21273 жыл бұрын

    • Summer break, winter break, spring break, autumn break, staff day.

      @rxin943@rxin9433 жыл бұрын

    • oof

      @merrymeowtastic2491@merrymeowtastic24913 жыл бұрын

  • "enchanted orphants" what the hell is that

    @reapersgaming01@reapersgaming018 ай бұрын

    • The children of parents who have curse of vanishing

      @nickwang5237@nickwang52377 ай бұрын

  • Fly high, Technoblade You will be missed

    @3MS_Mobile@3MS_Mobile Жыл бұрын

  • I feel like this is the best video to say “Godspeed you magnificent bastard” 🫡

    @Swaggingdaily@Swaggingdaily Жыл бұрын

    • love this comment

      @ilycrystbruh@ilycrystbruh Жыл бұрын

    • o7

      @jacksonbaye7920@jacksonbaye79202 ай бұрын

  • Wait... Legendary Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans...? *Young Dragon has entered the chat*

    @idkJoey0@idkJoey04 жыл бұрын

    • Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*

      @blockymaster90@blockymaster904 жыл бұрын

    • *WISE DRAGON*

      @drawer1554@drawer15544 жыл бұрын

    • can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*

      @blockymaster90@blockymaster904 жыл бұрын

    • Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch

      @paulshereshaw6092@paulshereshaw60924 жыл бұрын

    • Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment

      @drawer1554@drawer15544 жыл бұрын

  • “That emerald set is gonna be worthless, while i’m still gonna be too fast to handle.” *Young Dragon Set laughs in speed*

    @foreverless71@foreverless712 жыл бұрын

    • Young dragon is poggers

      @williamgraystone3288@williamgraystone32882 жыл бұрын

    • Yep

      @-BloodBATH-@-BloodBATH-2 жыл бұрын

    • @Videoms hi

      @paggity977@paggity9772 жыл бұрын

    • wise:

      @wiblr2398@wiblr23982 жыл бұрын

    • The end did not exist back then

      @37cats@37cats2 жыл бұрын

  • "I didn't even kill those pigs, my slaves did."

    @Dr_Paul_Proteus@Dr_Paul_Proteus8 ай бұрын

  • THATS WHY TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES

    @ImNormalGuy@ImNormalGuy Жыл бұрын

  • 3:48 *17 ender pearls in inventory* Me: *Wait, that's illegal*

    @Syndiate__@Syndiate__4 жыл бұрын

    • Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg

      @noahryding@noahryding4 жыл бұрын

    • Welcome to skyblock

      @yoboikamil525@yoboikamil5254 жыл бұрын

    • Well This is Skyblock

      @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs4 жыл бұрын

    • This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago... And I think that one was stolen too.

      @anaccount4354@anaccount43544 жыл бұрын

    • @@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.

      @Syndiate__@Syndiate__4 жыл бұрын

  • “Some new legendary endgame armor crafted from enchanted orphans” -Technoblade 2019

    @colable6826@colable68264 жыл бұрын

    • Ripping of other comments, huh?

      @dedenyt@dedenyt4 жыл бұрын

    • @@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up

      @krimzana8128@krimzana81284 жыл бұрын

    • 1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion

      @awasd99@awasd994 жыл бұрын

    • i knew there would be a comment about this

      @eliiNya@eliiNya4 жыл бұрын

    • Woah, you watched the video?

      @kenlim6485@kenlim64854 жыл бұрын

  • Techno kinda called it considering In a lobby there is only orphan dragons that you spawn with eyes

    @wteviper2@wteviper2 Жыл бұрын

  • R.I.P Technoblade. You will live on in our hearts

    @Nederland180@Nederland180Ай бұрын

  • +1% SpEeD after 3 real life days of grinding: Casuals: this dude is crazy! Technoblade: worth it nerds

    @urrmil@urrmil4 жыл бұрын

    • But he didn’t think it was worth it..

      @fjxs@fjxs4 жыл бұрын

    • @@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?

      @i.suk.6146@i.suk.61464 жыл бұрын

    • @minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;

      @urrmil@urrmil4 жыл бұрын

    • e p i c

      @Nugcon@Nugcon4 жыл бұрын

  • "I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

    @Xavagery@Xavagery3 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up

      @cooleKinder@cooleKinder3 жыл бұрын

    • @@cooleKinder same

      @ln6373@ln63733 жыл бұрын

    • Fate???

      @treshkun6257@treshkun62573 жыл бұрын

    • You get corona effect

      @monke6912@monke69123 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine if techno survied cancer and said not even close baby technoblade never dies!!! that would hit different...

    @sonimyordad@sonimyordad Жыл бұрын

  • This was the first ever technoblade video that i watched back in 2019...

    @altinisikege@altinisikege26 күн бұрын

  • Here me out, but *Imagine if Technoblade used a steering wheel, while being the fastest man in skyblock*

    @wyvrn1315@wyvrn13153 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @eidolon9012@eidolon90123 жыл бұрын

    • TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr

      @thomasholder4917@thomasholder49173 жыл бұрын

    • @@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO

      @clintrichor2127@clintrichor21273 жыл бұрын

    • hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao

      @DaDerpyCarrot@DaDerpyCarrot3 жыл бұрын

    • That's so dumb that its smart

      @garyconners4546@garyconners45463 жыл бұрын

  • "You're telling me Tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a Greek demigod but if I want to walk slightly faster that's too much to ask" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

    @isaacmartinez8768@isaacmartinez87684 жыл бұрын

    • how

      @420noscoper@420noscoper4 жыл бұрын

    • Isaac Martinez that’s not even funny lol

      @salamence1999@salamence19994 жыл бұрын

    • Just let me have this ok

      @isaacmartinez8768@isaacmartinez87684 жыл бұрын

    • but you have a roblox profile

      @420noscoper@420noscoper4 жыл бұрын

    • Discrimination reeeee

      @battleaxe7074@battleaxe70744 жыл бұрын

  • He took are hearts rest in peace king of minecraft

    @beckywilson1550@beckywilson15508 ай бұрын

  • When he wrote that RIP who knew that it would come true one day 😢 missing you techno ❤

    @Something100_@Something100_Ай бұрын

  • 9:17 Amazon shippers at 11:59 pm after someone asks for same day delivery

    @ghostmcghost3768@ghostmcghost37684 жыл бұрын

    • i saw a guy in the chat named Amazon_Canada also

      @LacyCrusty@LacyCrusty3 жыл бұрын

    • @@LacyCrusty lmaoo

      @jakerussell135@jakerussell1353 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @TFNfinalflame21@TFNfinalflame213 жыл бұрын

    • @@TFNfinalflame21 u hav a stupid name

      @chloroplast8611@chloroplast86113 жыл бұрын

    • @@LacyCrusty 9:24

      @etiennec78@etiennec783 жыл бұрын

  • Techno: At the end of the day, I failed to get the one thing that really mattered:- Me: Love? Techno: -speed. Me: Oh.

    @lilbluridinghood6296@lilbluridinghood62964 жыл бұрын

    • Speed is a drug

      @plippy3717@plippy37173 жыл бұрын

    • @@plippy3717 dont necropost

      @Charles-ev8sb@Charles-ev8sb3 жыл бұрын

    • Charles ok charles

      @floralfading@floralfading3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt

      @tori9664@tori96643 жыл бұрын

    • @@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol

      @snakesalad199@snakesalad1993 жыл бұрын

  • OMG AN UPLOAD? FROM TECHNOBLADE? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

    @MoosePickle73@MoosePickle73 Жыл бұрын

    • bro...........

      @tyuh860@tyuh860 Жыл бұрын

  • Enchanted orphans

    @Negativeduelist@Negativeduelist7 ай бұрын

  • "this must be how Saitama feels" spoken like a true weeb

    @12x2is24@12x2is243 жыл бұрын

    • @Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.

      @whimsical682@whimsical6823 жыл бұрын

    • Anime is gross

      @HeyJinx@HeyJinx3 жыл бұрын

    • @@HeyJinx you’re gross

      @unlostless1646@unlostless16463 жыл бұрын

    • @@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-

      @mostannoyingscaramain@mostannoyingscaramain3 жыл бұрын

    • @@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you

      @pimvanlith3473@pimvanlith34733 жыл бұрын

  • Techno: " GAASP* " Techno: " *1% SPEED* " Oof level: maximum

    @ZinfulSD@ZinfulSD3 жыл бұрын

  • Truly the speediest man. Rest well Techno. ❤️

    @T0ADST0OL@T0ADST0OL Жыл бұрын

  • 3:44 Why is there snow in the nether? Hypixel: Good question

    @CrownOfLegend008@CrownOfLegend0083 ай бұрын

  • The magma cubes... “I WANT TO BREAKE FREEEEeeeEEEE!”

    @AngelicaNightgrove@AngelicaNightgrove3 жыл бұрын

    • @Itz harbir 7:22

      @AngelicaNightgrove@AngelicaNightgrove3 жыл бұрын

    • Is this a Song? Hehehe

      @benfrank9622@benfrank96222 жыл бұрын

    • @@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens

      @Bayen737@Bayen7372 жыл бұрын

    • U copie my comment

      @medeleanuvlad6706@medeleanuvlad67062 жыл бұрын

    • @@medeleanuvlad6706 you didn't post any comment

      @Dot_1@Dot_12 жыл бұрын

  • Humans - Spends half the day working and playing games, spends half the day sleeping Technoblade - Spends 24 hours playing skyblock, spends 0 hours doing anything else

    @benjiswims6389@benjiswims63894 жыл бұрын

    • JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.

      @killernemesisgaming9317@killernemesisgaming93174 жыл бұрын

    • @@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

      @rage3288@rage32884 жыл бұрын

    • He must be a stando user

      @myers451@myers4514 жыл бұрын

    • Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade

      @bennerlaurenciano6510@bennerlaurenciano65104 жыл бұрын

    • mood tbh

      @auroxium2577@auroxium25774 жыл бұрын

  • 9:32 hits different four years later

    @ScreamingMango@ScreamingMango8 ай бұрын

  • he wasnt even the fastest man, he was the fastest PIG

    @markwharton5354@markwharton53548 ай бұрын

  • "look! I'm innocent, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did" why did i laugh so hard at this 4:31

    @silentmute4091@silentmute40913 жыл бұрын

    • You need to kill pigs to get slaves lol

      @YourBeety@YourBeety3 жыл бұрын

    • "Imma a good person I did not Picked the coton, 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑.“

      @dayquantavous3rd@dayquantavous3rd3 жыл бұрын

    • Generally how jokes work

      @orestisgeorgatos6725@orestisgeorgatos67253 жыл бұрын

    • S L A V E R Y

      @LimonluMentos@LimonluMentos3 жыл бұрын

  • >legendary armour made out of enchanted orphans young dragon: chuckles i’m in danger

    @wis7604@wis76044 жыл бұрын

    • wisdomguy who is actually not very wise kill his parents. then get the orphan

      @drawer1554@drawer15544 жыл бұрын

    • Who dat

      @Linda-qv8wm@Linda-qv8wm4 жыл бұрын

  • Bro actually sold his brother for wealth

    @Viper3Nova@Viper3Nova8 ай бұрын

  • he has zoomed into heaven...

    @zeonxeon@zeonxeon Жыл бұрын

  • 2:31 “technically the plural of talisman is talismans but that sounds really stupid so I’m not gonna say it” says the English major Edit: fixed a spelling mistake

    @txtp@txtp3 жыл бұрын

    • When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.

      @scitheme3831@scitheme38313 жыл бұрын

    • when you defy english when you're studying it

      @Anonymous-xb2yb@Anonymous-xb2yb3 жыл бұрын

    • *t a l i s m e n*

      @ghost_animates7926@ghost_animates79263 жыл бұрын

    • T a i l s m e n s

      @relevantduck1294@relevantduck12943 жыл бұрын

    • He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans

      @megulag@megulag3 жыл бұрын

  • It is a tragedy to see this wonderful man fall to such an inexorable curse. May his legacy never die

    @superp2222@superp2222 Жыл бұрын

    • Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies

      @lightningboltgamer2045@lightningboltgamer2045 Жыл бұрын

    • God speed techno

      @the_dark_lord7688@the_dark_lord7688 Жыл бұрын

    • Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died

      @spiderman2897@spiderman2897 Жыл бұрын

    • @@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude

      @psycho5963@psycho5963 Жыл бұрын

    • @@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday

      @RedoOkay@RedoOkay Жыл бұрын

  • OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??

    @erickwon4573@erickwon457310 ай бұрын

    • Bro, this came out four years ago

      @Scr4ch@Scr4ch10 ай бұрын

    • @@Scr4chhe was makin a joke about the pinned comment lmao

      @moonlightlove7137@moonlightlove713710 ай бұрын

  • 2022 was proble the worst day for all of use RIP TECHNO!

    @Tyty12313@Tyty123139 ай бұрын

  • Hypixel when technoblade tries to walk faster *he's to dangerous to be kept alive!*

    @endercreeper_2574@endercreeper_25744 жыл бұрын

    • Too

      @imhahafunny1150@imhahafunny11504 жыл бұрын

    • Endercreeper _25 100TH LIKERRR

      @amasing115@amasing1154 жыл бұрын

  • “You’re telling me that Tia the Fairy can give everyone the stats of a greek demigod, but if I wanna walk slightly faster that’s too much to ask?”

    @aspidacctvods@aspidacctvods2 жыл бұрын

    • 9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video

      @ibrahimadam2607@ibrahimadam26072 жыл бұрын

    • why is this a top comment lol

      @Folk_Rocket@Folk_Rocket2 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, we all watched the vid.

      @formidability5631@formidability56312 жыл бұрын

    • YES!

      @dramere@dramere2 жыл бұрын

    • That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.

      @swagubirk@swagubirk2 жыл бұрын

  • His videos are getting recommended to me again and I can't help but watch them all over again...

    @thewalkingmeat8523@thewalkingmeat8523 Жыл бұрын

  • rest in power king

    @zunistoxic5476@zunistoxic5476 Жыл бұрын

  • Everyone: “Noooo Technoblade, go for defense not speed!” Technoblade: Haha, feet go brrrrrrrr!

    @EternallyFortold@EternallyFortold3 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t really get why he would go out of his way to say it since he already said in the beginning that he only cared about speed and it was the only stat he was willing to upgrade and spend on to get it to the max

      @dalepisarczyk2080@dalepisarczyk20803 жыл бұрын

    • @Michael Pawelczak nah I’d rather not because I don’t have to and it’s just common sense.

      @dalepisarczyk2080@dalepisarczyk20803 жыл бұрын

    • @@dalepisarczyk2080 ur just being toxic for no reason, people are just trying to have a good time and you are ruining it

      @levington6704@levington67043 жыл бұрын

    • @@levington6704 How am i being toxic? he told me to shut up so i decided to fight back. That's like you going up to me and calling me a loser, than i say something back and your friend accuses me of being toxic. And also..... HOW AM I RUINING OTHER PEOPLS FUN LOL? Like dude i said nothing and i repeat NOTHING mean to this guy's comment, and then you accuse me of being mean? Like dude i was just trying to say something and you accuse me of being mean. Christ i have lost hope for humanity.

      @dalepisarczyk2080@dalepisarczyk20803 жыл бұрын

    • I've lost that ages ago

      @BadUsernameKing@BadUsernameKing3 жыл бұрын

  • “Crafted out of enchanted orphans” I’m actually crying

    @kalcicat5743@kalcicat57433 жыл бұрын

    • WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO

      @kellythekitty5190@kellythekitty51903 жыл бұрын

    • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      @Demian1@Demian13 жыл бұрын

    • 2:03

      @BLDw_TT@BLDw_TT3 жыл бұрын

    • @Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol

      @ethanseto5203@ethanseto52033 жыл бұрын

    • When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans

      @Starwarrior-pw5st@Starwarrior-pw5st3 жыл бұрын

  • Speeding around in the afterlife

    @IgnDom28@IgnDom287 ай бұрын

  • the monotonous voice mixed with the sarcasm is so funny

    @warcrimes8572@warcrimes85723 жыл бұрын

    • Technoblade is the Ssethtzeentach of Minecraft youtubers.

      @chesterstevens8870@chesterstevens88703 жыл бұрын

    • Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

      @millerhitzke6171@millerhitzke61713 жыл бұрын

    • @@millerhitzke6171 It was a year ago

      @wilburl7901@wilburl79013 жыл бұрын

  • Hypixel: New Game is out Technoblade: I gained prot 3000, Sharp 1589, Speed 69696

    @ninjablade21mcpe53@ninjablade21mcpe534 жыл бұрын

    • i see what u did

      @gyaps_da_best5835@gyaps_da_best58354 жыл бұрын

    • this is e p i c

      @circ8745@circ87454 жыл бұрын

  • Enchanted orphans..that got me lying on the floor😂😂

    @TheChosenOne127@TheChosenOne1278 ай бұрын

  • TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE'S!! May live your soul in heaven, blood god.

    @xXEmpiremabe42-KINGXx@xXEmpiremabe42-KINGXx8 ай бұрын

  • I’m a nice person, I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did. Pig minion requires porkchop so he had to kill at least 80 to get 1 minion.

    @justinchan8785@justinchan87854 жыл бұрын

    • could also get minion from any other source than crafting

      @tipakA@tipakA4 жыл бұрын

    • He prob traded for it

      @myst9383@myst93834 жыл бұрын

    • He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection

      @justinchan8785@justinchan87854 жыл бұрын

    • Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection

      @mootwo_@mootwo_4 жыл бұрын

    • He could’ve bought porkchops

      @greenchinook1464@greenchinook14644 жыл бұрын

  • “I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did.” - Technoblade

    @bensantos7361@bensantos73613 жыл бұрын

    • Seems legit

      @altaccount8321@altaccount83212 жыл бұрын

  • “It’s way easier to increase intelligence than speed”- Technoblade

    @mr.amongus5210@mr.amongus5210 Жыл бұрын

  • Watching this as I realise our legend is already far far away just makes me feel sad but forever in my and our hearts we still know that he was truly a god in its self. rip Techno

    @Pynutts@Pynutts Жыл бұрын

  • “I bet a new armour set will come in an update and make emerald armour obsolete” I’m starting to think techno is physic

    @duck_mcfuddle@duck_mcfuddle4 жыл бұрын

    • adding better armor isn't an unlikely scenario

      @somemagellanic@somemagellanic4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean maybe he seems like a physic but magma armor is also garbage

      @underscoredfrisk@underscoredfrisk3 жыл бұрын

    • yes, he's physic(al), definitely not a psychic.

      @hollys777@hollys7773 жыл бұрын

    • @@hollys777 yeah he goes to the gym all the time

      @blazefromhoenn@blazefromhoenn3 жыл бұрын
KZhead