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Ok
Technoblade ok boomer
TECHNOOOO YOUTOOOOOOZZZZZ
NO! I AM A FREE MAN IN A FREE COUNTRY!
Already done :D
Americans: Inches Europeans: Centimeters Technoblade: oRaNgEs
Cries in literally every country but America and countries outside of Europe
I measure in Habsburg jawlines
I measure in the dead, deconstructed corpses of my people
DerpMan I think most of America would rather use the metric system lol
Sir Cloud yeah me too. It’s like if your brother has super smash bro’s on his switch and switches up the controls without telling you, so you learn how to play completely different then the rest of the world, and can’t use the controls on anyone else’s switch
“Attempted murder is not a crime” -TommyInnit 2019
only true murder is punishable in the mindset of the gamer also tommytrusty for the win
Nice one Danma -CZ1235
B I G B R A I N T I M E
Attempted murder is a crime - technoblade no its not - tommyinnit
But it is
Tommy: how can you blame someone for a crime they didn't commit? Techno: attempted murder is a crime Tommy: no it's not
You didn't have to cut me off
But hes a child
444th like Miss the king TwT
Rest in Peace, Legend. Cancer didn't beat you, it died with you, it was a draw, Technoblade never loses, Technoblade never dies
Technically true, the cancer died with him. Actually, the cancer cells were probably taken out of his body and used to feed organisms that could help cure cancer. Even in death he does great things.
@@Tyy-b-un9blnormally i would say smth along the lines of"that's a lot of words, too bad I ain't reading them", but il make an exception, for the blade master himself
Child: has dreams Techno: DIBS
Giorno better be running now.
You can't claim someone else their dream 🤦♀️
Evan Pelletier r/whoooosh
“I’m like Batman but i still have parents” *sad orphan noises*
PUNCH THE ORPHANS
what orphans? he killed them all
I drop kicked them all
The ones from whom he stole gifts from? They left the orphan
Orphan armor
We love and miss you Techno, thank you for everything you've done for this community. You may be gone but you'll never be forgotten here. Techno never dies
Technoblade never saw this
@@rick0933 dude
@@rick0933 Hope, rick. That’s what we need.
@@vodkacannon I was just sayin
@@rick0933 No shit corpses don't see, grieving is for the living not the dead.
Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.
@Mecha Gamer i think Techno will laugh in Heaven
Techno probably is laughing at us now and Joking with god…
@@iwobrzostowski1572 he is God, lol
Yeah!
Skulls for the Skull Throne
Technoblade: fighting terrorism with terrorism since 2019
let's be real here at least since 2016
Northern Ireland in a nutshell
I like cheese.
I like Parmesan cheese
Damn right
Wilbur: Yeah, let’s make it neutral. Pete: *BAN HIM AND BURN HIS LAND*
Well, during the peace talks they did raze Tommy's crops.
Po
Wilbur did half of those things at the end of the talks.
Frederik Massier no that’s Pete’s chat
Tommy then: You betrayed me Wilbur Tommy now: you betrayed me techno
everyone: such a deep personality! wow! what amazing character development!
Techno: “smooth transition to outro” Me: *saluts with tears in eyes* “ the smoothest” Rest easy king, we will never forget you. Blood for the blood god Techno never dies
"war is like a bunch of grown men coming together to dropkick a small child" Technoblade 2019
@@MostInsaneStuff He paraphrased it
Queue great northern war
well... You’re not wrong
this whole time he was DECEIVING US! HE WAS MERELY LYING TO US TO FARM POTATOES!
:0
*gasp* :O
What?!?!??!!!??
Eric TheCreeper potato war 2
annie jing Potato War 3- *the finale*
Rewatching these videos, I miss this guy already. Hopefully nothing ever happens to his channel so we can relive his content for years to come. RIP King Techno
Hes actually gained 3 mill subs since his death. Alex died, but technoblade still going strong! R.I.P
@@sunboitheultimate9886 that's why TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Took me a while to watch these videos but im back
I bought media human KZhead downloader and i have all of his videos archived in 480p with some playlists like the potato war downloaded in 1080p. Im not allowing any videos to be lost.
Its so good to watch your old content RIP Techno you will be missed by everyone
Amen 🙏
Rip techno
british empire be like: and in my free time i annexed south africa
3:46
Next he’s taking over australia to put all of his enemies in prison
british empire: not bad kid
As a south african I can confirm that Technoblade is a terrible leader
nice
"Attempted murder is a crime!" "...No it's not." - TommyInnit 2019
Now they have to let me out!
*unoriginal comment noises*
KingChicke &kr&kr& n
Never watched Techno in the past but after all of what happened i have started checking his amazing content out and wish I was here earlier. Rest in peace king, you may not be able to claim all of Minecraft earth but heaven is all yours 💕
Strait fax
o7
R.I.P, but he also did claim the whole earth, look it up
@@battlecatsubernoob1924 yeah he did it cuz it was FUNNY
It was great being there live, wish you could see it. He was a great guy.
Tommy: "Why can't we just talk things out?!?!" Also Tommy: "How could is possibly want to talk to someone who betrayed me?"
10:50 "You kill people for money, that makes a mercenary" "I didn't kill anyone" "Yes, that's coz you're just a bad mercenary"
XD
*laugh*
I also watched that video
YESS I LOVE THIS PART XD
Woah! you watched the video too?!!?!11
“My chat wasn’t satisfied. They wanted blood.” So nothing has changed.
Yup.
L
We never change
@@probablyjael mmm mcdonalds french fries
We still want blood
Pete's Chat: Ban him and burn his land. Damn, they woke up and chose war
Techno: I cyberbully a small child Tommy: An intense war
Love how Tommy had named his "The Great TechnoBlade War" and you're over here like "bullying a child"
Tommy needs content so makes sense
Technoblade needs to keep up the brand of murdering orphans
You’re*
@@curse4384 yes
maybe because every time its three against one
small child : **exists** techno : *i'm about to end this man's whole career*
>small child >man
If it can rattle it can battle.
@@_SodaZ made my day
free coins
@Tate’s World bebe
5:48 the way techno dodged these arrows is so elegant
Rest in peace brother
"You kill people for money ur a mercenary" "But I didnt kill anyone D:" "....Ur just a bad mercenary" *Shots fired*
*Shots missed*
“I hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so I guess I missed”
AUnderSave then I shot again and then I missed I shot one more time then I missed, I was knocked out and I woke up had a popsicle then I missed again
Wilbur: “you’re a mercenary!” Tommy: “no I’m not!” Wilbur: “you kill people for money, that makes you a mercenary” Tommy: “I haven’t killed anyone!” Wilbur: “that just means you’re a bad mercenary...”
i read this exactly as it played
@@lilysgrosss8742 whats the time stamp?
Muhammad Kaysan R. i don’t feel like finding it lmao
10:50 if you really need it
Logic
"I'm like Batman, but I still have parents" 😂
“And in my free time, I annexed South Africa” I’ll take underrated Technoblade quotes for $800
Tommy: exists Technoblade: *peace was never an option*
*peace never existed*
“The voices, they demand BLOOD!”
Blood for the blood god
@@reilim7074 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@@dancingcarapace *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!*
tommy: begins the aggression also tommy: *"hOw CoUlD yOu Do ThIs To Me?!"*
Just like the Confederates >Fires the first shot at Fort Sumter >"The War of Northern Agression"
@@sarpbakrsoy8125 “But the Union were raising up soldiers!” *Confederates raided many Union armories before the start of the war and before the Union soldiers started being recruited*
"The war of Techno aggression"
alternate title: minecraft but we cyberbully a british child (smp earth)
The fact he started this series JUST to throw squid off lmao ez lol
"Several grown men working together to dropkick a small child." That actually sums the video up quite well.
quality content
Nugcon I agree
Techno is finally stabbing children again
*Technoblade punted a child*
"that was how inconsequential this raid was" -Techno talking about the raid that would become the biggest war on the server
He didn't lose that much tho
@MTA Denizen Sadly
WW3 be like
“When did ‘buy Technoblade’s Youtooz’ get in here?” “I think that was always there” The peak of comedy
Dude... I just can't get it in my head that he is no more
He's never gone as long as he is not forgotten. But I know, it's hard to believe, I'm trying to remember that he is not in pain anymore,he is free ❤️ butt still it's hard..
Tommy is that kid who you launch a nuke at and he just goes “nuh-uh I have a shield against nukes”
You mean like... in pretend in kindergarten?
But instead he actually has a nuclear shelter and protection for everything he owns
@@Xode_25 the worst, but this is true Edit: and he deleted it, and I somehow read this comment twice as being Techno...okay
Hes the guy thatll pick scissors but then change to paper when he sees you picked rock
When you watch it on techno’s point of view it’s like his a kid but when you watch Tommy’s point of view it’s a whole other story.
2019 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in SMP Earth 2020 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in Potato War
Wait they’re not orphans! *_Not yet they’re not._*
But the Potato War started before SMP Earth. And none of them are orphans. (plus "orphan" isn't capitalized)
Later in 2020: Creating orphans in Lmanberg
Later on in 2020 Technoblade: Letting an Orphan stay with me while exiled
@@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 joke
I wish I watched him before he left. Rest in peace.
0:40 FLAMINGO AND CLEETUS IN TECHNOBLADE VIDEO
underrated quote: "the battle was over, and in my free time I annexed south africa"
To be fair, he did call dibs on South Africa
@@tomatosuper9649 True
Sun Tzu, art of war
hoi4 be like
cries in south african /jk
This is late and nobody will see it but we need to bring back cooking with technoblade. Its solid.
*YES*
By far the greatest episodes.
I would pay to watch another episode of Cooking With Technoblade
@@caytee It would be an absolute treasure
YES PLEASE
Alex is the kind of dude who made an entire series to fool his enemies
"I'm like Batman but with parents" lol
The closest thing we'll ever get to a wilbur and techno collab.
minecraft monday and he has been in wilburs the snakes videos
iNsomNia blazze yup, but they've never really been in a proper youtube video where it's just the two of them doing something, like skeppy and techno's collabs
That is what a collab is lol
@@amiihan1589 its still a collab
akamare member pog
Pete:*kills polar bear* Techno: "Calm down Pete, that polar bear had a family" Pete:"I know, their next"
Uh oh, Techno’s rubbing off on him
They’re*
Adomas360 360 I’m*
Capitalization is important
Well he is hurting animals
Technoblade never dies.
the only parasocial relationship i have lol, i feel genuinely so sad everytime i remember techno is dead and wont upload again
“In my free time I annexed South Africa” this is the best line ever. Edit: 3:46
Almost as good as this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans
@@pleasenerd5865 that's almost as good as "when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate a bit"
“attempted murder is a crime” “no it’s not”
Time stamp?
british intensifies
I love how Techno now has his first official piece of merchandise, and he's talking about it like it's his first child XD
Yes, I also urge everyone that I know to buy my first child
@@helicoly3223 lol
Yeah, everyone talks about their first child every 5 minutes irl
ridiculous. as if i'd treat my first child that well
@@Technoblade no
We love you techno Don’t worry we will continue your legacy Rip 🕊❤️
It’s still so amazing he only conquered the world for a potato war he truly is the king Rest in power Techno❤
Tommy’s POV: Valiantly fighting against Technoblade and his empire Techno’s POV: Haha bully small child for laughs
so true XD
also views and clout
@@Jaconbee tommy didn’t have much clout back when this was recorded
Tommy’s vid: An epic war between heroes and villains! Techno’s vid: wanna bully tommy
Lol
Tommy: You're like Thanos and I'm like Captain America. Techno: ...Yeah I'm fine with that comparison.
Captain America at the start of the Captain America the first Avenger
yeah
its crazy to know hes not here with us anymore rip technoblade you will always be remembered
Just wanna Watch This Series, one last time
“You’re a mercenary” Tommy:”I didn’t kill anyone” “You’re just a bad one”
Generic
“In my free time I annexed South Africa” -Techno 2020
its in 2019
@@nathansafransky7772 dec 27th, it’s 4 days until 2020. It’s close enough lol.
British colonizing India towards Africa noises intensify
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've been trying to find someone quoting this
As a South African, *that's fair*
TECHNOPLANEEEEEE
He talks so professional like he entered a few other earth smp
Tommy really loves starting wars on SMPs
he thinks he’s more powerful than he really is
Wars make minecraft 1000% funnier!
@@randominternetuser987 this new minecraft war mod is HILARIOUS
I feel like Tommy is the Fidel Castro or Kim Jong Un of SMPs: Thinks he's bigger than he is, always wants to poke the big dogs, but in reality is nothing but a stepping stone
@@BurakkuHishou like Kim Jung Un he fears death (I think)
Tommy and wilbur: at war Technoblade: looking at skeleton getting beat up in the corner 9:18
lol yeah
It's a metaphor for current events
Tommy is the skeleton and techno and wilbur are the zombies
@@AJ-jk7ko lmao symbolism
How does he zoom in?
Good Man.
Hello fellow rewatchers, I still love seeing the Minecart leave techno 💀
Voice over pete’s speech at the start made me cry
or as tommy would say after 10 minutes, 'made my cry'
Best roast, “they say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but see Tommy over there writing.”
Why is he a major then ?
Technoblade will be remembered, not because he was the best, but because of how many people he inspired.
But also because he was the best.
@@TheGrippler09 I was gonna comment this lol He inspired millions but even if somehow no one had been inspired by this King, he was still the best
Should be “Not, just because”
*"Lets bully Tommy"* Tommy: Ah F*ck no.
I love how techno edited out every time that Tommy said Cummin squad
Family friendly techno
@Emmanuel Diesta no he said cummin not come in
Is it pronounced 'Kyoo-Min'?
davidmichael that’s how Wilbur says it
@@theredpikachu6460 Yeah I'm just confused. But really, the only empire you need to know, is *_THE ANTARCTIC EMPIRE_*
It’s so funny that Tommy was just some annoying kid back then on everyone’s streams but now he’s probably one of the most popular streamers on twitch atm
so true lol
@Olivia Glaser LOL
Yus
lmao yeah this just keeps getting more and more relevant he had 650K viewers today making him the biggest twitch streamer, and he is really quite close to passing techno in subs. wild stuff
He may have a little fame, but he’s still annoying af
Man, he should've said "I'm Batman! But I'm not an orphan!" 0:29
rest easy techno, your wit and sense of humour will never be forgotten
"I'm like Batman! Except I still have parents!" *_O O F_*
Timestamp?
@@nyxdrawsthings6847 00:27
any SMP Tommyinnit goes to he's either the bad guy or he is outnumbered-
mostly outnumbered
Or outplayed
Both of these are just side effects of being annoying
it's actually always both
Or straight out dead
Wilbur and tommy arguing* Techno watching a skeleton get teamed on by 2 zombiee*
R.I.P Technoblade😢
Techno: quits college to upload more Techno : uploads less Me: surprised Pikachu face Edit: this comment is still relevant today
You must be new huh
haziq hschiu why? I’m new btw
*beats tommy with carrots in hypixel skyblock
So... you're new here huh
THANOS LOGAN PAUL it’s much better then one video a year
Techno in SMP Earth after killing Tommy: I just killed a homeless person. Techno in Bannerlords when he finds homeless looters: Free money!
Video where?
You can look at the vods
Rest well, pal.
Techno is better than Batman. Even after he passed away, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
"He's just standing there... menacingly!" And now we know Techno still watches Spongebob.
squidward ativates ZA WORLDA
69 likes
This meme is hilarious
@@oomar4597 stop with the dio meme
I'm not gonna ruin the 69 likes
Alt title: World super power bullies developing nation's dream to build a bridge
...So Real Life?
LOL
TECHNO YOUTOOZ!
because developing nation destroyed world super power bridge
Literally USA versus Iran
When does some one die when they get cancer when they get hit by a truck no when they are forgotten Technoblade never dies
i wish i coudlve started watching him earlier and buy his merch or dolls bro cant belive how much 1 person's death can brring so many tears out
I love how everyone's chat is blood-thirsty lmao
lol yeah its so unfair that some comments get no likes and others of equal quality get tons
@@mataharii161 no one cares about likes m8
Layal Saleh I don’t care about likes but m8 that’s ur opinion. Many ppl beg for likes.
@@hazelhamili893 meh i just dont get why they ppl beg for likes. i get when ppl use it like a vote system or something, but begging is just pointless. but i guess they can do what they want.
Layal Saleh same xd
The baby zombie that chased tommy wasnt phils spirit It was his stand
尻の穴第三のお *basss boosted giornos theme intensifies*
ZA ZOMBO
"This is the true power of my stand, [C A L M] act 4!"
Underrated
Yar yar days
Just watching his old videos, rip Alex 🪦🕊
R.I.P Champ :-( We will miss you
“I’m like Batman but I still have parents.” I- Just- I can’t
Really hates orphans
"Who is Batman?" "Is like Technoblade, but without parents."
@@chaoticpoint8105 wtf
@@chaoticpoint8105 lmao
@@chaoticpoint8105 So suicidal?
I feel like technoblade hasn’t changed at all in the last four years
Of course he wouldn't he likes *BLOOD FOR THE B L O O D G O D*
Nice profile pic , seven deadly sins is good show
@@bones4564 s3 is bad
@@BJ-qv4vx You're not wrong
•MissWolfieKun• use to
It's really sad that the only time it was a fair fight at all was when Tommy was immune to damage
Rest In Peace Tech turns out I relate more to you then I thought
Doctor: I’m sorry sir you have cancer Patient: how long do I have to live Doctor: we’ll get to that, but first..TECHNO YOUTOOZ
LMAOASDFGHJKL
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This comment hits different now.😓
R.I.P
It hits so much more different now
Small child: *_wants to play Minecraft happily_* Techno: wait that’s illegal
Murder is fun
gradedcypress he’s bad
*Technoblade punted a child*
@@stevevieber5348 ofc
@@vexushi True
You were a great man.