The only universal language is violence.
featuring Fundy, Nihachu, Jschlatt, Quackity, Tubbo, TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, uh... BadBoyHalo was kinda there... i think i saw Punz maybe... yeah i give up
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it stays in the pit
yes yes
yes
The king hath returned
In the p i t
The pig stays in the pit
techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy" also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*
Well, to be fair, he caught them by surprise.
@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity
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@@Vindextra bro don’t remind me of the channel 😭😭
the element of surprise and shock if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket
Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other KZheadrs? Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.
lol
It do be like that tho
Tommy’s parents: soo mR THomAtHy what’s like playing with other minecraft youtubers? Tommy: *W a r*
it would be a even more of a deadly terrorist attack if wilbur ignited the tnt to blow up the whole place
I do that on a daily basis but what's minecraft?
Tubbo: “...our people have been beaten down by royals and dictators...” The chat: *ItsFundy was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Technoblade*
Finally a new comment that isn’t so emotional
@@1IQIntellectual2 I've actually gotten so sick of all the "technoblade never dies🥺🥺🥺🥺" BRO I DONT WANT YOUR PERSONAL ANECDOTE OF HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF GODAMN
@@Luke-lm2dk i agree except the blasphemy
@13:13 - Quackity, Jschlatt and Tubbo_ went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Subscribe to Technoblade] by Technoblade
Finally a comment that dosent make me cry a bunch
Techno: "I was peer pressured" Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo* Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning* Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*
He got excellent content.
@@HannahGlover-nj5sz definitely 💀
@@yunqpr aged like milk
jschlatt: “Take him out.” technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”
69th like
Both options are illegal, since Tubbo is a minor
What a romantic gentleman 😏
lol
@@stuff5757 what’s wrong with taking a minor out for dinner? My chill uncle’s friend take me and my brothers out for food all the time
tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud," tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders
Technoblade in a nutshell.
Don’t forget the orphans
XDDD
technoblade moment
Lmao
i love how it goes from " nothing good happens to traitors" to " good things dont happen to heroes"
hearing nihachu go "he's still so young" while he drowns hurts a lot now
😭😭
😢
yeah
"The only universal language is violence" "Might've just committed tax fraud" "Oh, and the murders" "Those rockets cost $10,000" "All the cool kids talk about state secrets" "You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure" "The firework weapons test was a HUGE success" "I'll continue stockpiling weapons"
Deserves to go in the museum of -‘Technoblade quotes’- Edit: ‘Sun Tzu Quotes’
@@lazicepie7800 you mean sun tzu quotes?
Good quotes
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.
Techno: *kills the whole manberg population* Quakity: Everyone go after tommyinnit right now!
@Online Siblings Ik but tommy didn't murder the president along with his civilians
Cuz techno is too powerful
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quakity has PTSD for techno, man.
He didn’t killed purpled lol
That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD
"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" this is the reason why we loved you as a content creator rest in peace
"He murdered you in front of a crowd" He also murdered the crowd
No witnesses
@@wobbmin3705 yepp
Tru tru
"Nobody will notice if there's no one to notice" -NoThInGlOl
hey brother bobby lol
“Democratically elected leadership? NOT ON MY WATCH!” “Sir this is a taco bell”
get rid of the government techno
I thought this was an subway
Slaygix no it’s a wendys
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
Lol I just crapped my pants
I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.
Techno: *commits mass genocide* "I'm being subjected to mild amounts of peer pressure"
Everyone’s going to remember this as “Techno’s festival of colors.”
Sounds so much better, that’s what I’m calling the festival now, that’s what’s going down in the history books
The violence was certainly colorful
Most of the colors were very red
That sounds like a lovely colorful and peaceful name.. it’s perfect.. ish
i prefer the red festival, sounds more vicious
“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.” -Technoblade, 2020.
He be drinking hot sauce while drowning in lava
lol
i was searching for this comment
I took a break from overeating to have a snack.
Welcome to 1000 likes boy
Man techno's humor will never get old... but Man do I miss him
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@@mehemmetdorak fr
@@mehemmetdorak fax
Rip
his humor isnt the only thing not getting old
18:31 “there were like 20 dudes they would have shot me where I stood” Techno: *shoots 20 dudes with firework crossbow*
“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”
What stream is that in?
@@anai.7889 The Festival
@@tomsektul31 i just got to that part lol sorry
And to think that techno stated that he's not the roleplaying type of guy and he just put out such an iconic speech lmao
It stays in the pit
Everyone: is role-playing Technoblade: I may have just commited tax fraud recently
Manberg may have taxes. We don't know
Technoblade : power : 10 defence : 10 charisma : 7 dedication : 10 intelligence : 10 role play : 2
@@gunter6377 they do, because Schlatt raised Niki’s taxes when Tommy asked for a visa for Ninja’s visit
Yep this makes sense than humanity
Technofraud
Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on KZhead If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@@mehemmetdorakboy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad
Techno: hold on I left the stove on at home. Fundy: NOOOOOOO
Techno... Play dumb “Take him out” “...To dinner?” But not that dumb
Romantic music
lol
This had 999 likes and now i will be the 1000 like
I see the reference
@@b-roajohnfredg.4991 HISHE ends
“Hey, If Ur Gonna Die, Why Not Kill Everyone Else First?” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Sun Tzu, The Art Of Terrorism
@@stuun-two-re3571 Sunsama Tzu Laden
@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words
@@lcgdabmaster6797 Sun Tzu, Art of BOOM
eck
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! R.I.P technoblade/Alex 1999-2022
Bro I wished he didn’t die this man’s content was so good rest in peace Technoblade it wasn’t your time 😢
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
2022? god damn
13:49 I love the genuine laugh after he sees how many people he killed I miss techno 😢
Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly
self insert
They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍
They are pretending they are themselves
@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.
EDIT: misunderstood
Are we going to ignore the fact techno just filmed himself beating a fox to death while on drugs?
So you were worried about that and not him committing a literal massacre
@@droopsmoopshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@kittycat-sc7je shut up
Eh. Sounds normal
@@Yo-en8fc yeah idk what there talking about
16:25 Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE" The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!
no one: techno while drowning:im kinda thirsty im gonna drink a glass of water
"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?" *Dead silence* "For fun?"
Whoo state secrets
Whoo,party
FIREWORKS WHOO
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I wanna like but it's at 666 so oh well
He’s started another SMP series to distract squid kid while he farms 1billion potatoes
Potato war 4? The grand finale
@@TopHatsGuy and then grand finale rematch
@@CreamyCow there is not actual grand finale.... it goes on forever
I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource
I really hope Techno is NOT doing a potato war part 4 for his mental sake and tbh I really want a variety in content
technoblade:i will go even when im not invited also him:why am i here?
if you are down here because you've heard of his death, lets both take a moment to appreciate his life. he was a living legend, and now that legend is immortalized in our hearts. if given to opportunity, donate blood for cancer patients, let techno be our beacon of guidance as we work to protect those who cant protect themselves. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
I love how everyone else is seriously roleplaying while Techno is just being himself
Yeah he'll just put the baby in the pocket imo🐖✋😬
Techno being techno
Bruh he should have had in the title, The red festival in the color red, to represent C O M M U N I S M
This server makes no sense lmao
Technoblade: *conducts a terrorist attack on all of Tommy's enemies* Tommy: "Why'd you kill Tubbo?"
Big facts, like what’s up with this man
@@ericschreck8979 Its true friendship.
@@jayde8797 that's cute lmo
@@ajq1635 Teehee :)
@@jayde8797 Techo's greatest challenge was not Dream. He over came that challenge. Now.. He must over come the challenge of anime's ULTIMATE POWER: Friendship.
I miss you... but now im not crying that much anymore :). Have good time in heven techno
technoblades voice always will resound in my brain even though he passed away. rest in peace techno
i love how techno says very random things "yeah violence!" "WOOO STATE SECRETS"
Ikr lol
*I... Start your sentence with an uppercase letter next time.
@@mikehunt3060 you must be fun at parties
@@fignootin9874 The Guy's got the Grammar-nazi insignia as his pfp, let the man-child be.
@@mikehunt3060 i am, Sorry Mr.
Schlatt: “Everybody cheer Democracy!” Techno, an anti-democracy anarchist: “...woo”
By definition anarchists are usually pro-democracy (there are variants that are against democracy but they have different names, etc...)
@@aaronshan51 I thought pure anarchists are against any form of government
@wsufhe gisuhs Democracy itself is a system of government. If it wasn't, by definition, there wouldn't be any established rules a.k.a social order, so democracy couldn't exist or at least wouldn't work. Anarchism proposes very little government power, not no government at all.
He's the 2b2t kind of anarchist, except PG
@wsufhe gisuhs true, too bad democracy often isnt quite that simple
R.I.P Technoblade 1999-2022 You will be missed and will never be forgotten in our hearts o7
I love how he added humour into serious law, yall are just a big minecraft friendgroup
Techno: "there were 20 dudes there they would've jumped me" Also Techno: *kills everyone*
WITH ONLY HIS BOW
How does he commit that tho?? I am so confused
@@grace30728 firework
@@grace30728 he shot the fireworks from his crossbow which deals redicoulous damage and splash
@@strategicalcelery9206 crossbow
Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.
youre not wrong
because he have adhd
Because he was tasked with espionage
lol
It could be that... he is a sadist
13:40 has to be one of my favorite parts 😂
still here rewatch all your vid , we miss you techno :(
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language, is violence” -hot elbow man
i wheezed jesus christ-
mmmmmhmm yes the famous hot elbow man
:D
thanks air conditioner
What're you doing in my room 😳
It’s kinda funny that techno literally assassinated the president of the enemy country and his own team is “mad” at him
All because of one friendly fire casualty
Ikr he killed a powerful enemy leader and another member of the enemy side but just because he killed tubbo Tommy’s mad at him
It makes no sense Techno is right they used him all he needed was one person he could trust and it would’ve worked out in his favor
I hate to be that guy, but Techno was intending on just killing Tubbo, because of peer pressure. He killed Schlatt and Quackity completely by accident, then decided "screw it" and blew up the whole crowd in the meantime. So technically, although Techno did kill the enemy, he wasn't even trying to. His intended target was an ally. Also it was really just Tommy who got mad because Tubbo is like a brother to him. He got over it pretty fast too.
Its roleplay. Also I think Wilbur writes the scripts.
4:00 techno never dies !
Schallt:Take him out. Techno:Take him out to dinner? I can't believe how he kept his humor during stress xD R.I.P Blood King 😭
"i'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate."
This aged poorly
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how so
Gabriel Cinaqui how?
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how?
Gabriel Cinaqui h o w
Schlatt: “Techno, kill Tubbo” Techno: “Genocide it is then!”
“Its mass murder then”
Mass murder*
@@fabrir8512 *read the comment above you before replying
@@fabrir8512 look like we have a bruh moment
Genocide: "The systematic and widespread extermination or attempted extermination of a national, racial, religious, or ethnic group."
This man left so many memorable qoutes, this man will never be forgotten and one of his iconic line "We win these" is always my favorite.
Man, I just seen this pop up on my suggested and my heart skipped a beat... sigh... Rip Techno. Thank you for everything you gave us and did for us. Love you.
Techno: Kills everyone with colorful rockets, including the president Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Tommy is blind
He also killed tubbo, if he were just going to kill everyone anyways then why kill tubbo? Tommy’s not being dumb
He only cared that Tubbo was shot. Tubbo is his best friend and the only one he knows isn't on anyone else's side.
Attacks techno blindly for making the right choice
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Schlatt: “Everyone say Democracy!!” Techno: “Woo. Ahh. Yeah...”
@@gusphobicc no, he heard *blood for the blood god*
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
@@salvadororellana571 i do not know, but he does have a ton of playlists! He also has a playlist of all the livestreams he’s done on the SMP and they are extensive! So there’s content! :)
@@secretlyditto7716 thanks
@@PS-vr1uv 😓😓😓
i cant believe this was the very video that introduced me to the Dream SMP. I was always watching his streams, I loved (and still love) all of his content and videos. Even when I lost interest in the Dream SMP, I still checked into his channel. MAN I'm thankful for him.
The intro to this was the peak
"If a furry tries to drown you with your respiration 3 helmet. Drink water to assert dominance" *-Sun Tzu* *The Art Of War*
yes chain
yes
@@tashame100 no
The Art of Water
@@azureaqua_1177 no
“Tommy the thing is, you’re using words...but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is *violence* . And we’ve had that conversation. We’ve spoken that language, in the pit...On to a new day, a new plot, to destroy manburg.” This man really just summarized the core theory of international relations
You forgot to include “it’s over Tommy”
What is the pit?
@@eron9223 17:20 "The pit" is the place where tommy and techno fought each other (Barehandedly)
This sounds like something captain price would say in cod modern warfare
@@haxor-rex5705 I thought ge was referring to the Battle of the Pit during SMPEarth
I'm still rewatching his videos it's just so sad that he's gone and it's still hard to accept it. He will always be a legend,inspirer and a god slayer and he is taking down god as i type this. May he rest in peace and power
Still after 1 year after his death I will always watch one of his videos every day TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
While everyone else on the server is taking this plot seriously, creating a suspenseful plot and using their acting skills to their best, Techno is just jumping around wearing full netherite, waiting for his sellout timer to go off.
and he still gives us some of the best english major flavored lines-
sadly this is sh*t posting basically uploading trash content i cant believe techno did this ...
he doesn't even roleplay lmaooo just wants clout
@@OnurKRB huh??? I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
He's the SMP equivalent of Deadpool
techno: assasinates half the nation shlatt: GET TOMMYINNIT
The whole nation, actually
That was quackity
I mean shlatt have a condition
can't really blame him though. techno has trident and techno is techno
Thats because technoblade never dies.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
ive decided to go back and wathc the entire dsmp story from technos pov RIP rest easy bro
jschlatt: “democracy on three. one, two, three!!” everyone else: “democracy!!!” techno: “ooooolalalahdjdbdyeahhhh”
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
Techno: *kills Tubbo* Tommy: What's wrong with you? Techno: A lot of things really. I have a bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't really deal with social conversations well, might have just commited tax fraud recently.. oh and the murders
Was gonna like this but it at 69 likes
@@simonuser u the real one
That’s a mood
It’s at 699 do I do it
Oh nvm others did it
(Accidently kills Jschlatt and Quackity) - Oh no... (Reloads crossbow) - *...anyways.*
if this video was a cow, it would produce golden milk
“The only universal language is violence, and we had that conversation” Holy shit lmao
Timestamp?
@@strawberrycow6614 19:55 a few seconds after that time stamp
Violence? My favourite music genre.
My friends used all my iron my gold my wood and my stone to make 6 large chests of hoes what should I do to them? Should I stop being their friends?
@@goofyb1362 get insane loot in secret and demolish them
You know you've messed up when the person you're drowning begins to drink water
You’re everywhere
wifies i love your videos
You like every minecraft youtuber I like
Anarchy Anarchy Anarchy
@@N8Toons you’re* sorry i had to
I love the fact, that under every video of this legend new comments with Rip Techno are. We will never forget this legend
Pov Techno: kills 80% of the people there Also manburg: GET TOMMY
“I have a small attention span” also farmed potatoes for like 11 hours straight recently
But he was watching anime while farming so all is fair
@@tufflamb he was?
@@realbignoob1886 yes
@@tufflamb I thought he had a lot of patience
@@realbignoob1886 thats like the last thing he would have. he has adhd
It's so crazy that this is nostalgic for me now
You will never be forgotten legend!😢 love the beginnings
Rest In peace techno. you were a king 🐷👑
Underrated comment
He uploaded last MCC to his second channel btw
you surely did not see his past stream
Yaaay, he should write it somewhere to remember next time.
this is a good well done comment
"When you don't know who to kill, kill everyone." -Sun tzu, art of war.
XD
Sun tzu was wise man
Over and over I'll watch these videos again. You left us broken, as you left us is technoplane.
bro really said i had to take a break from drowning. Had to rewatch RIP techno
You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel
🥰
Happy late channel birthday techno
"it stays in the pit" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
yes cark. yes it does
hello mr.cark!
Cark
CARK :]
This reply has a lot of likes because it has a reply to a comment with a lot of likes
The intro was epic😂
red festival is a copy of red wedding from game of thrones rip legend, miss you so much. you did so much during your minecraft career, you were truly the best mc player ever
"'And who are you?' The proud pig said 'That I must bow so low'"
"You killed him in front of a crowd!" And then he killed the crowd.
Dead men tell no tales ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
No evidence left behind
@@salvadororellana571 he didn’t make a vid on when he first joined
Thats the first video he made on dream smp
jschlatt: ”Take him out Techno” Techno: “To dinner?”
A man of culture
A man of culture
A man of culture
No, take him out to lunch
@@hishamaziz764 nah breakfast
I miss him
"I'm dying slowly" the irony...
Techno finally remembered his account password
Loooool
Lol
Took him long enough
He’s been streaming a lot actually
😂😂
"if you want to know the enemy. . . ask for state secrets" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why hasn't this blown up yet
"be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness"
lol
Technoblade Never Dies!
man so good at making videos. that intro and the music and his narration
techno: literally *commits mass genocide* quackity: EVERYONE GO AFTER TOMMYINNIT
Genocide*
@@GreaserPlayz yeah, its only homicide if its ur FRIEND
I mean if they all go at Techno, then they're just committing mass suicide.
@@RoseInTheWeeds true........
I mean it would be a waste of time to even try and kill Techno so might as well go on his weaker partner
“Who is that technologyblade guy who keeps quoting me.” -Sun Tzu
Says a lot about our society 😔✊🏽
technoblade -> technologysword -> inventionscimitar
Rewatching the old videos, we miss you techno.
NO ONE NOTICED HOW HE WENT Techno: "Wilbur. you wanted to blow up lmanburg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah man! thats all in the past. *thats all in the future.* "