Technoblade funny moments/bits in Dream SMP server.
Most of the Clips belong to @Technoblade so go and subscribe to him.
Technoblade Channel: / technoblade
People involve in the video:
Wilbur Soot: / @wilburplays
Ph1LzA: / ph1lza
TommyInnit: / @tommyinnit
Quackity: / quackityhq
Outro Music: Corbyn Kites | Orbit
#Technoblade, #TechnobladeFunnyMoments, #DreamSMP
That first clip is such pure not only techno energy but minecraft with friends energy.
Gaming
technoblade gaming
Great comment, but you need to use commas!!!
@@Vamp.y do not click this link he's self promoting
Something i dont have..
“they weren’t always orphans” ..... his face just looks like it had lost all emotions
This was the first time i understood that
I kid you not, and this is probably so sad, but I laughed way too hard at that
@@aaronwimberly you are not the only one
Ok I kind of get the joke but can someone clarify 1- he means that the fist worst thing is that they lost there parents and became orphans 2- he has killed there parents and become orphans
@@klaire1689 number 1. Not exactly a jole either depnsing on what kind of humor you got. I found it really funny since i love dark humor, but yeah
"this is for tubbo" "this is for tubbo" *Dies to thorns*
271 likes and 1 comment oooooooooooooof
Lol almost 500 likes and 2 comments
Make that 493 likes with 3 comments
501 likes and 4 comments
Eyy 502 and 5 comments :DD
Rest in peace Techno. You will be remembered
RIP
Rip
Rip
rip
Rip Technoblade
I'm here after his passing. Re-watching these really put a smile on my face. "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
"TECHNO NEVER DIES" Stage 4 cancer:
@@sanityisbroken7152 naw u wild 💀
@@sanityisbroken7152 bro
As long as we keep rewatching his content and he stays with us TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
He died😂
“The amnesiac is flexing his memory on me.” has the same energy as, “You just got corrected by a dyslexic person.”
*when the blind person drives better then you
when the mute person sings better than you
When the disabled guy runs faster than you
When the deaf person hears better than you
When the amputee is better at football than you
Quackity smile automatically change to frown when the flashback hits
Idont understand it
@@dissapointedyoutuberslookatcam it's okay, my boy, it's OK.
@@Vamp.y don't click this link he's self promoting
@@AiriQT1 thank you
yea no i dont understand that joke either
“If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to be technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life” - Technoblade👑 Rest in peace legend
Idk if youtube sends notifs for dislikes but it was an accident i tried to click read more and kept pressing dislike by accident im sorry
@@wafflecat32 no no it's fine don't worry ^-^
RIP Technoblade. The legend will always be remembered
@@wolvvr7422 Dude he is actually dead.
@@wolvvr7422 no cap
@@wolvvr7422 he’s actually serious
Yes
Rip techo
Tommy - “WHOS your favourite woman” techno- “my mom” 🥺
That part was adorable.
2:26
I would have said your mom
I would have said same .
Sweet home ala-
3:21 I love how techno wore the armor at the beat
Perfect
I just went back to see lmao
Perfection
3:21*
4:31
Coming back to this after hearing the news about Techno passing. My heart hurts but I wanna feel better because I miss him so much already. FUCK CANCER. R.I.P Technoblade. Fly high, King.
#TechnobladeNeverDies
May he rest well
he lives forever in our hearts! #technobladeneverdies
#fuckcancer
@@manjunathnayak2909 he's dead though
0:26 I hope he didn’t go there. He was such a great guy with a great sense of humor and big heart. He will be missed.
he was an atheist ☹️
God might have hesitated for so long he didn't go there
Nah as soon as God said ‘he-‘ Techno attacked
Let’s hope god at least hesitated if you know you know
Techno:”Quakity they-they weren’t always orphans-“ *ad about children care*
Oof
Lol
I got a adoption center one-
They are watching your every move..
F in the chat
"Where are you?" "I'm..........................north." Okay so like aside from the running gag of Tommy not knowing cardinal directions, this is literally not helpful. XD
it is if you're using pogtopia as the base point, he didn't say he was FACING north he said that was the direction he was in
If you use f3 it shows you the way that you’re facing with cardinal directions
there's a sun in Minecraft, which rises in the east and sets in the west. If you use the sun you can determine which way north is and navigate like that. That's how techno does it
@@lunarmoon7636 thank you but can you explain in more detail
@@asparagus4598 Sun rises in the east, sets in the west. So look which way the sun is moving. Where it's come from is East, and where it's going to is West, then North and South are perpendicular to that
I’m watching this after I heard the news, it’s sad but may he Rest In Peace, He will always remain a Legend, “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!” Rest In Peace King!
Who’s watching this in 2024 🥹 fly high king 👑
I am never going to forget him
Tommy: "I can kill you at any time just so you know" Techno: *puts on armor* Tommy: "OK lets do this trade!"
LOL
LOL
LOL
not lol.....rip techno
Rip techni
Tommy: “I’m gonna up the price.” Techno: “Up the price? I’m the one selling!” Pure Techno being smart moment
If you're selling, and someone says "I'm gonna up the price", that can only be a good thing
2 commets and 222 likes :))
"Yeah, you know what? Let's up the price!"
more like Tommy being dumb lmao
wrong its pure tommy being *totaly not smart*
I’m watching this after hearing the tragic news of his passing. “Technoblade never dies”, he will remain in my heart until the day I pass. Thank you for making this video to make me laugh💗🐷💖
Technoblade never dies. Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022 🐷👑
Quackity....They weren’t always orphans.... *Huawei ads pops up*
I dont understand what does it mean tho.
@@user-tg8bl4ec9e they used to have parents
@@azuyaaa ah okay,thank you
I got feeds ad
I got a car max ad
the way he says hallo to wilbur and also RIP technoblade legend TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES are the true words
Watching this to cheer myself up
Why does Tommy want techno to say "I love women"
@Mrudul Patil he meant why not because the membranes he meant why did he want him to say that and not something else
I want to know that too XD
@@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane
@@REALLYLOVESCATS you don’t understand
@@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane, Lala.
The first clip when he’s punching techno serves me such raw big bro and lil bro energy and I’m gonna cry about it bye
i have been rewatching techno all day 😭
Same. o7. sleep well, king. hope you take the throne of heaven and make God beg for mercy under your foot.
im just going through every clip just remembering alex. we have to appreciate the moments he gave to us
3:21 The song synced with him putting the armor on
IT DID
Lmao yes
3:13 Tommy: Listen pal I could kill you right now *moment of silence* Technoblade: *Excuse me?*
Technoblade never dies
@@sadlymcty this aged badly but true too
@@tacotime3094 No... technoblade never dies NEVER
@@tacotime3094 he didn't die, he just went up to heaven to fight god.
Anyone else coming back to this cause they miss techno
Yep
I miss him
I love how in this part of the video (7:58), instead of it saying Tommyinnit, it literally says, Typinginnit! Who else saw that?
quackitys existence is a funny moment
@@Vamp.y do not click this link he's self promoting
@@AiriQT1 what
screen: "turn off ur volume" me: _No_ techno: _So you have chosen_ *DEATH...*
Blood for the blood god, but not the way you were expecting him to draw blood though.
I’ve seen that clip so many times and every time I tell my self it won’t be that loud and I don’t turn it down and it just so painful, I’m on max volume, is it really that hard to turn the volume down?
I couldn't turn down my volume quick enough 😂😂😂
Its getting hard to hear because I have an ear infection so I had that at almost full volume (with headphones) It was fine
@@alastair116 Oof
Who's coming here to remember him again after his death 💔 R. I. P techno... Rest easy you've done a long battle
0:04 He matters so much heart, RIP Techno ♥️
That last clip when techno goes "quackity... They weren't always orphans" 😂😂
Lol yeah he was like 😃🙁😕😟😣😖😫😢😭🤭
My senior quote: "I was 2nd worst thing to ever happen to those orphans"
Who else is watching this when he passed away we love you (TECHNO NEVER DIES)
Watching this after he passed makes me feel so shit
POV: techno has been waiting for someone to ask him what was the first worst thing to happen to the orphans.
8:12 for some reasomn that made me laugh so hard, typinginnit
@@Vamp.y do not. Click this link he's self promoting
i read it as ty -ping-innit
@@31nisthasharma94 lmao
Whos here after he died😭😭
1:16 Technoblade never dies if u try to kill him u will die dont tell me i didint warn u
"They weren't always orphans" Quackity's face cracked me up
"the woman was too stunned to speak"
Tommy: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN TECHNO? Techno:AHHMM MY MUM ME; OWW SO SWEET🥺
U mean "aww"?
it hurt?
why is it in caps-
This man is not gonna come back 😭😭
who ever is watching this in july 2022 and over, RIP TECHNOBLADE :( U WILL BE REMEMBERED :( :(
“turn down volume”... me: hmmmmm... *turns up volume*... *regrets*
Revan7722 R turns up volume watching a youtube video *INSTANTLY REGRETS IT*
1:09 See how Tommy timed the “FOR TUBBO!!!” while knowing he’s gonna die? That’s comedy right there and then the little “awh” right after.
As long as this man exist I will not get sleep because I will sit up all night watching funny videos of him knowing good and well I need to be up at 5:45 so I can go to school
Im watching this on his death anniversary and i cant believe its been a year since the legend passed on. I didnt really watch the dream SMP before his death and i wish i did. You can see that he impacted the whole platform. As long as we keep him in our hearts technoblade dies.
I love how This plays out! Tommy: I could kill you rn. *techno gets suited up* Techno: can you now?
3:13 is such an underrated moment
Hows that underrated when most people talk about it lmao
@@syoti69 exactly
Technoblade never dies
Rip you amazing person” techno never dies!”
The last clip fucking sent me 😭
Ikr gets you every time 😂
@@Vamp.y do not click this link he's self PROMOTING
Where tho
@@AiriQT1 o-O
“Quackity they weren’t always orphans”
I mean, he is not wrong 😅
Long Live The King
I am watching this after what happened and I think this his how everyone should remember him if you guys see this but his merchandise and support his family.
“Quackity..... they weren’t always orphans” HAD ME DYING
Sooooo you're an orphan?
@@Moonstriker2514 took me wayyyy to long to under what you meant😭
LMAOO THE LAST ONE WAS PRICELESSS!
Miss you Techno.
Am I the only one binge watching Techno stuff after his passing?
i am doing the same. i wish i met him. those who have ever even talked to him are the very luckiest people in the world
I jump when the part of tommy and techno when techno said what do you want in return then tommy said do a really really high pitch scream in 4:31
You mean 4:21?
4:20
“for tubbo! oh fu-“ literally me and my friends in our smp every day-
Techno and Tommy the gold we didn’t know we needed
this is so sad,he was only 23, rest in peace technoblade.🕊️
“ they weren’t always orphans” Me: cry laughing
“Quakity, they weren’t always orphans....” All of Quakity’s emotions just drained out of him lmao
Rip techno. Respect ✊
Hits diffrent
Techno: "back from my glass of water. Wait why is my health so low...... HEY FREE STUFF!"
“They werent always orphans...” 😳
Its so hard to watch it when you know that he's gone...
The first clip now hit really different
8:28 “typinginnit??” hahaha😂
I've always loved how deep and calm Technoblade is lmaoo
R.I.P. He cured my depression, he's a true LEGEND!
When Quackity realized there's someone more evil and dangerous. XD
I love how the beat just matched Techno putting on his full Netherite
The moment Quackity realizes is literally the best moment i just crack up every single time
Seeing this makes me laugh,but now when he’s gone I cry 😭
Gonna tell my kids about technoblade and show 'em this clip for sure-
"What item did you take?" "You dont gotta worry about it" casually takes a notch apple
DUDE THAT WAS SO SLICK
"even i remember how to make a fishing rod" 6:53 -savage ghostbur
"Tommuinnit was killed trying to hurt Technoblade" yep that is our king 🍀🕊Techno will be remebered. Rest easy... Technoblade never dies 😖♥
Thank you for all the laughs Tencho Rest in peace ❤️
2:30 “My mom” Captions: oh hi mom.
Can someone explain the line they weren't always orphans I understood
before they parents died they weren’t orphans after they parents died they became orphans
@@TzzztTzzzt thanks bro
I guess quarantine is getting to you huh?
they werent always orphans
@@TzzztTzzzt It could also mean they were abandoned.
I dont think I should be crying at a funny Technoblade video. Rest In Peace Techno
This hits hard I miss it
Me to! 😢
0:01 Techno looks a little different here
Lol
The intro already got me laughing cause of Quackity's smile melting XD
R.I.P A LEGEND 🕊
Hahahaha I miss him :( Rest in peace
Techno and Tommy have a such an amazing friendship. it’s amazing.
at 10:59 how fast quackitys face changed like that made me laugh so much i couldnt breath
I’m crying so hard rn
so were all here watching old clips sobbing because were sad?