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I made a compilation of every moment with orphans from Technoblade videos/streams. It took me 6 hours to make it so I hope you like it. It contains The Story of Orphan and a lot of other clips.
Time stamps:
0:00 Techno explains why he hates orphans
1:11 Quackity they weren't always orphans
2:52 Ghost Orphan
5:07 Baby eater
6:53 The story of Orphan
10:31 The Orphan's childhood
12:35 Orphan's parents
16:35 Adult Orphan
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#orphan #technobladeorphan
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bro this video was made like 3 yrs ago😂and wth are u talking abt
what the hell is this
Did you get hacked or smth
"Quackity they weren't always orphans." Quackity: *realization*
😱😱😱
Quakity's mind went BSOD and then shut down when trying to reload
Their parents
me who noticed it right away at the clip before that
the realizasion in Quackity face tell us that he f***up
ITS QUACKITY'S FACE WHEN TECHNO SAID "quackity, they werent always orphans-."
I broke the 111 likes :)
You could see the shock and the fear in his face
Not gonna break 666 lol
I really wanted to like your comment but your at 666 so.. 👍
@@user-vc7eu9dp2x it's ok now cause some people messed it up :(
We are now orphans as technoblade, our father, is gone now. Rest easy king.
As a ghost WE will dropkick us
@@kingtigertank8386 officer, I dropkicked myself IN SELF DEFENSE!!
@@NicholasGaming47 Nicholas...i wasnt always an orphan...
Our father? What the fuck are you talking about?? He isn't my fucking father , speak for yourself , I don't want to idolize people.
at least technoblade was never an orphan, and never will be.
Binging Techno vids because his legacy deserved to be continued and preserved. Don't let him be forgotten. Keep commenting on his clips. Watch his videos. Share his content. Create art or stories. Remember Technoblade. Remember Alex.
I agree, he’ll always be alive in our hearts and our memories 💙🐷👑
I hope someone worthy takes care of his Minecraft account.
@@judylynnlau450 Let's hope for his dad, @Technothehog
@@judylynnlau450 yes
Forever missed, Technoblade.
Techno: "I'm gonna stab so many orphans, and you're gonna be one of them" "But I'm not an orphan" Techno "not yet"
I don't know what's wrong with him and now I'm too scared to ask
@@Shadowmare4575 it's just him in character
@Pasta Badger First of all, I am not illiterate. I am a male human being who is attending online college at the age of 14. Currently I am taking an English 101 course and have written a narrative essay that got a score of 86, now I am working on a comparison/contrast essay and I plan to get a 90 on it. Furthermore, this is not my first course, I have already taken 6 other courses and have had an average overall score of 85% my best score so far is a 92% which I got in the biology course. So, if you think I'm dumb or illiterate, you may find yourself mistaken, as I am smarter than 70% of people my age. The reason I wrote the comment above was because I thought it was a funny moment in the video I had previously watched. So, I wrote down a comment to share that moment and see if other people would agree with me. So far over 400 people thought this moment was indeed funny and did not skip to the conclusion that I was illiterate just because I am quoting something that happened in the video. Thank you for you for your time. sincerely, ■■■■■
@Pasta Badger because it's human nature to recall things that have happened previously, you shouldn't get upset about it
@Pasta Badger why so angry?
The twist is technoblade was the orphan his parents were visiting in the orphanage before they were killed by the other orphans out of jealousy. Realising he will never have happiness while other orphans exist, he goes around killing all
When he will end them all ,there will be a last orphan and it'll be techno himself , the story going to end up Techno killing himself
@@rofa1492 or he will get parents
@@evanmontague9456 Quest: Kill all orphans Reward: 1 Wish
@@evanmontague9456 he already has parents. Dadza
@@Starman062 But in lore, he is parentless. He just appeared
“I swore revenge on all orphans…” Technoblade had to die before his parents so he could never become an orphan. That’s commitment for you. RIP, King. Fly high.
He's having a 1v1 against the queen. Some say, if you listen hard enough, you can still hear her screams
This is going to be the saddest thing because we will never be able to hear techno say “Orphan” ever again. May techno Rest In Peace
Just rewatch the video
This comment made me cry again
We are now orphans, he can’t even pick on us for it 😢
What he is dead?!OK so lbdid not go on KZhead for 1 or 2 months and he died?!
It was a known fact for a wbile he had cancer the break was cuz of a surgwry or something but its pretty obvious it didnt work
“Why hasn’t this orphan child grown yet” “it’s time for child labour” “Get to work you lazy bum” “Stop having a childhood and sell me experience bottles” And Phil just said on his stream that Techno gets his humour from his dad- 😂
I can just imagine technos dad saying this to a 2 year old technoblade 🤣
We need technodad to appear
"get up already, sleep is crigne, you gotta make minecraft videos"
@@jellym3735 We got a slight clip of his dad talking. Techno accidently didn't mute the stream audio
@@Dragonspirit223 OOO REALLY WHERE I NEED CRUMBS :o
"This is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans" gets me every time
Right but did you see that dono he got
Oh then what’s the third
Love the Giannis pic
@@thee_randomperson1697 loosing their parents
They weren't always orphans
Anybody else revisiting this after Techno's death to get some nostalgia 😥
Yeah
E
RIP Alex “Cancer didn’t win cancer died with him so it was a draw” “Technoblade never loses”
I'm so happy when I don't see these type of comments on youtube vids
@@kasper7595 what is wrong with you
@@therealsamuelw nothing , ya'll just annoying af commenting on every fucking video ever
@@therealsamuelw everything
@@ALherself- yeah
The fact that this is almost half an hour long is hilarious
So far
thats why I clicked lol
Third of a hour long*
Get your popcorn
I thought it would be an hour
If you find a child and can't see their parents, that makes them an orphan. What the hell happens when techno visits an elementary school?!?
It becomes labeled an orphanage and is then set on fire as it deserves for harboring orphans in such massive quantities.
@@CodeRed99911 oh, of course, how could I have been so foolish as to not know this. Thank you for the information you kind person.
Elementary school?...you mean orphanage
*takes out Orphan Obliterator*
genocide
R.I.P Technoblade. You And Your Orphan Related Jokes Will Be Missed.
He will be greatly missed :) It's nice to re-watch these videos of him. Rest In Peace Technoblade.
techno: how much trama can we inflict on one child? ranboo: TAXES
This is a perfect example of both of their senses of humor XD
Sounds like someone had some childhood trauma they want to take out
Student Loans!
The orphan's story is the biggest story on Dream Smp lmao :)))))
Then again phil is very very old
Yes
The dream smp is crap hermit craft is better
@@dead4633 yes compare two different type of servers very smart take
Ik :)))))))))))))
Techno never dies. Even though the king cannot act, he still lives. He shall live through these clips and his videos; through his fans. *Keep the dude alive!*
Hopefully technoblades ghost is haunting orphans in peace.
Haha
Killing their parents again in heaven
I doubt the orphans are in peace More like pieces
@@averagegenzguy2751 WTF MAN 🤣 I mean...probably...
"Wait are you an orphan?" *Excitedly pulls out sword with hope in his eye and death in his presence*
Oh lawd death is coMing-
@@melatonin_cookie Death was always here. Twas the orphan that released it.
*Mumza is here :D*
That *pop* when the sword came out was so satisfying.
I can picture Ranboo's history, Technoblade is in Disney land, a child comes crying to him "I can't find my parents" and as soon as the kid ends his sentence you can see Techno just charging a forward smash attack to full power lmao
Wouldnt techno's backstory make him an orphan? Orphan killing orphan?
He is killing them to remove the competition
Eren Yeager
Even Jaegar Kansai ken arc
EXACTLY!!
If I may add, you know why he never dies? He survives if he has orphan blood, and since he’s an orphan, he has infinite Supply. He uses the Orphan to kill the orphans.
He will never be forgotten. Rest in peace.
Technoblade is a saga for the ages, his story will be told upon generations and feared by the orphans XD But seriously, technoblade story, his saga, the memories, will live until the end of time
Goku in ssj+god ki is stated by toriyama to transcend mathematics in the bog saga, and that he can't be scaled by mathematics, which all tiers have mathematics in it, meaning goku is above tiering in strength. Goku solos fiction. Also the otherworld in dragon ball is stated in Japanese to transcend dimensionality and heaven, meaning its layers into boundless. Goku in ssg was almost able to destroy that. But then he absorbed ssg into base, meaning base goku can almost destroy the otherworld.since it was "almost". Judging by transformation multipliers, mui goku would be able to destroy all 12 macrocosms, which all contain the otherworld. Meaning mui goku can be scaled infinite layers into boundless. There's to ways to scale goku to infinite layers into boundless. Goku solos fiction, if you don't believe me, try debunk me, all of what I said is in the anime. Goku strength: infinite layers into boundless -above tiering Goku speed: irrelevant speed Goku durability: outerversal Goku ap: macrocosm level which is boundless Goku iq: very dumb Goku battle iq: can predict his oppenents movements/attacks without having a future seeing ability, just pure iq. Goku dc: also boundless GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION GOKU SOLOS FICTION
@@thegreatReaper499 Goku stans..
@@thegreatReaper499 he loses to daishinkan tho
legends say that the orphans are still suffering in heaven
@@infinitygameplayer the orphans are still getting hunted on heaven
man techno finally got that orphan he promised from minecraft monday
you mean minecraft ultimate?
@@timothyjenkings514 yea sorry bout that
imagine technos dad seeing THIS video on his recommended
What dad?😂
@@monkeybandit222 it was a reference to a clip off philzas stream where he talked about meeting up with techno and his dad
He would be so proud.
If technoblade has no parents that makes him an orphan
@@scuskit6126 oh no now we know why
The fact that Technoblade is no longer with us :( RIP Techno we will miss you
as long as we don't forget him, Technoblade will never die
Goku in ssj+god ki is stated by toriyama to transcend mathematics in the bog saga, and that he can't be scaled by mathematics, which all tiers have mathematics in it, meaning goku is above tiering in strength. Goku solos fiction. Also the otherworld in dragon ball is stated in Japanese to transcend dimensionality and heaven, meaning its layers into boundless. Goku in ssg was almost able to destroy that. But then he absorbed ssg into base, meaning base goku can almost destroy the otherworld.since it was "almost". Judging by transformation multipliers, mui goku would be able to destroy all 12 macrocosms, which all contain the otherworld. Meaning mui goku can be scaled infinite layers into boundless. There's to ways to scale goku to infinite layers into boundless. Goku solos fiction, if you don't believe me, try debunk me, all of what I said is in the anime. Also goku in ssb+kaioken as he can move during hits time skip.
@@thegreatReaper499 and yet somehow Techno is stronger
Techno is an orphan, he’s just in denial🕺
He did say orphans tore his parents to shreds
Quackity's face after techno says they weren't always orphans is priceless
OMFG YEAH IT-
Um OK
And the only thing Techno did was steal their Christmas presents...
2:33 Not yet He always knew how to make halarious responses Rest in piece techno We’ll see you on the other side
Peace*
@@Mewogrape S H U T
the brief silence after techno says "uh, there's not an igloo anymore" gets me every time LMAO
5:39 “Did you eat that baby?” *gets an ad for cooking*
=)))
BROOO SO DID I ITS KINDA CREEPY THE ADDS R WATCHING US, THE ADDS R STALKING USS
Yum yum yum time for the oven
This happened on the news a little while ago. Applebee's ad during Ukraine war footage saying "And a little bit of chicken fried"
"The baby is shaking. That is bad. They aren't supposed to do that." "Don't worry it is is just a vaccine side effect."
XD
two is'?
lol, it had me
Who's watching this to cheer themselves up after this very sad event R.I.P Technoblade gone too soon
After a couple of hours of crying, seeing this video actually put a smile in my face… I really needed that rn, thanks! ✨
"On the bright side we might have inflicted the optimal amount of trauma on this child for it to be funny" accurate I love it
Technoblade realizing it's a 0% chance of a villager getting infected on easy: *"I like those odds"*
"Technoblade never dies" rest in piece to a true legend he may be dead physically but not mentally he will live on in our hearts for years to come.
in memory of techno i will dropkick any child (in self defense)
blaming techno's death on the orphans
are you an orphan *pull out enchanted netherite sword
*pulls out orphan obliterator
This whole video just reminds me of the ranboo quote “it’s not murder, it’s just forceful removal of life”
after dropkicking all orphans, thechnoblde decided it was not enough. and so he decided to eliminate the last orphan, himself, and thus proceeding to the second part of his quest DROPKICKING them al AGAIN!
I miss him i fucking miss him
Techno’s father gets recommended technoblade clips so there’s a high chance that he’ll watch it soon enough
I’m more invested in techno’s relationship with orphans than the whole dream smp storyline
RIP Technoblade. :( “While the swordsman might’ve fallen, the blade never dies.”
I'll miss watching him.. Technoblades memory never dies!
Quackity they weren't always orphans
his reaction was priceless
7:42 Philza’s joke is SOOO underrated LOL
I don't get it
Unfortunately I get the joke-
Watching this to relive the memories, R.I.P Techno, the legend who never died. May he rest in peace
Rip technoblade, he had a special place in all our hearts.
RIP Technoblade, you will be missed but never forgotten
My brother watches his videos and told me to quote ‘’look up the staby stabs guy who kills orphans so that there is blood for the blood god’’ also something about ‘’he’s the smartest man alive, he used college level calculations to farm 0.001 percent more potatoes and sheared the ground during a fight worth 100 k dollars’’ I’m concered but also curious-
Accurate enough
That’s Technoblade
yup, sounds like him. technoblade never dies.
Hope you know who he is now.
he used trigonometry to win a 100 thousand dollar duel against dream and he used his maths skills to earn more potatos to get the most potatos out of every player on hypixel skyblock, he did it.
4:14 when Tommy realized he said he was an orphan in front of Techno 😆
Tommy: *internally: Oh sh*t x10.* o_o”
*"It was at this moment he knew, he f*cked up"*
We will continue to be the second worst thing to ever happen the orphans. Rip Technoblade
16:24 so thats how minecraft youtubers are born... 3 adult minceraft youtubers bully a child so much that it starts to make minecraft content
So how did the first mc youtuber come to be
@@ortiandalol same as the egg and the chicken evolution it evolved from something else
@@Thurden_mixd what could they have evolved from? Fortnite, roblox, and other games that I can't think of
@@ortiandalol good question
@@ortiandaloli would say uuhhh... wow or gta sa or vc?
Someone mentions vaccine. Techno: I don’t want to get demonetized! Also techno: *I NEED MY CHILD LABOR.*
Everyone saying Techno is an orphan because his parents were killed, but he was adopted by philza so he isn't am orphan
Genius
His parents weren't killed. Being ripped to shreds is totally different, Techno's parents could still be alive a writhing flesh masses :)
best moments RIP Technoblade
RIP Technoblade
9:52 kid: ”I can’t find my parents” Techno: “So you have chosen, DEATH”
THE FACE DROP HAD ME CRYING
I am sad, Rest in Peace Technoblade, God bless his family
Rest in peace The orphan destroyer
The quackity clip though
The fact that this video is 21 minutes long is hilarious
Rip Technoblade
The people on here 8 months ago looking forward to a new video of techno, little would they know that he would die. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!
Another 8 months passed, but he still lives in my heart 😌
@@xXNwsXx yesssir techno never dies :)
The way it ends with him saying "I just got ripped off" and then immediately pulling out his sword
Tommy: I’m a poor boy with no family Techno: wait
He was so funny, humour like no one else. Techno was a legend, may he Rest In Peace now
I'm still not used to using 'was'
RIP Technoblade You will be missed greatly
1:59 Quackity 😀 -> 😐
at first i thought about his twitter bio like 'ah, so the first thing was that they were abandoned' but then quackity was like 'what did you do to the orphan's parents?!' just made it a whole lot darker
5:55 techno wheezed when he laughed! I think
0:40 I mean who the hell are they going to complain to? Their parents!!!😂😂😂
no please i'm dying
Oh that's cruel... have a like
17:39 Orphan - Master
RIP THE PIG MAY HE BE FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
Even after the horrible news, I like to come back and laugh at these videos.
4:17, he literally smacked his entire keyboard to make audible noise to show he switched to his sword
5:44 Never knew until now i needed Technoblade saying "Did you eat that baby" in my life
Its so hard to believe he is dead. R.I.P LEGEND.
Man, if he actually adopted an orphan child that child would've been orphaned twice. All jokes aside, I really miss the man.
2:05 you can see the child hood happiness draining from his face
To all those saying techno is an orphan, Technoblade is to powerful to be restrained by such title
hes a legend and hes gone
good times
1:29 wtf is that donation
Nobody ever talks about it...
What did the sign say 😭
7:21 HEY THEY ADOPTED A SMALL ORPHAN CHILD
you’ve always made us smile techno, i’m cracking up with this. i miss you already, rest well king
12:13 best dad ever!
Techno: kills orphans Also Techno: is canonically an orphan Wait a sec..... Does that mean.....you know...
Techno blade you have become the thing you swore to destroy
More like he swore to destroy the thing he had become XD
rip to an amazing content creator and great man
Who else is here to just have a great time? Technoblade never dies
Just saying the fact that this is as long as a real video really explains technoblade’s personality
I like when he said "He ATE DABABY" 6:02
Never watched technoblade until after he died but from what could tell, he was a nice guy. Rip techno
Rip techno 😥