technoblade tries to cope with the realization that he is a side character
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Techno: foreshadowing his death and laughing about it. His viewers: watching from the future having a mental breakdown
Have you seen “edgy teenager talks about the meaning of life”? He foreshadows the potato war, 10 million subscribers, and his death :(
Me just sobbing in a corner
FR
:(
*sad noises* technoooo :,[
"SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER." - Sun Tzu The Art of War
_what_
Hello uncle iroh You didn't die right?
AGREED
we have been blessed by the wisdom of iroh
You stole my comment.....
He actually was a sensei. “The sensei always dies” Rest in peace
Yooooooooooooooooooooo suck it green boy
No remember TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
@@Iamburger260we do not have the ability to say that anymore
but their legacy continues through those they taught
“The sensei always dies”, but they always live in the main characters hearts. We miss you, Technoblade.
u made me cry
;(
@@djodu67fyour pfp made me scream
@@TennisWall ty
@@djodu67f Same shit... Technoblade never dies.
“I’m so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me, and all my problems were solved!” - Technoblade 2021
@F**СK ME - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ LEAVE
@@ME0WMERE ikr, friggin weirdos
Words of a wise man
omg i litteraly read that comment as he said it... trippy
@Moon Bunny already have Also it's either a her or a virus
“Imagine being a side character L” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
Sun Tzu comment which will get likes and so will I lmao
Poor techno, betrayed by his idol....
Yes
Words from Sun Tzu, no one else
Sun Tzu sounds like an old mam
1 year ago today he passed. All his videos are comforting and as long as we keep watching them, Technoblade will never die.
:(
True. Technoblade never dies
Yes
I'm not watching them for comfort. He might be gone, but it is still good content. Technoblade never dies because he still lives in our hearts, and even in the far future these videos will probably still exist and people will still watch them.
“The sensei always dies” hits even harder now.
I can agree with you I hope when I say this, I don’t get bullied but when he said that I felt tears in my eyes…..
@@in-love-with-OBANAI-and-SANEMI - I still cry about him sometimes its okay :')
@@molziie Who is in it’s also really sad when I family members has cancer
“SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER” - techno 2021
ok
yep thats what he said
@@704.dylann monke
@@704.dylann monk
Well yes but actually no
“Let them eat cake” Techoblade to French peasants after curing World Hunger
Looks like every smp character is slowly becoming historical/mythical figures First Tommy with Theseus, them ranboo with literally every main character, and finally technoblade is now... Marie Antoinette Edit and follow up to this:The reason technos execution failed was because they tried crush em, butcher army should've known technos only weakness was the neck. Fools should've went with decapitation.
Hehe oversimplefied reference
@@CoolCalChickenBone ok?
“Let them eat potatoes”
@@abtin9470 it's actually not just a oversimplified reference, it's an actual history reference
It's been a year... You'd be very proud of how far your student has come this past year.. You really were a sensei, not just to Ranboo but to a lot of people. They've all grown so much thanks to your guidance and to this day they keep your memory alive. Thank you Techno-sensei, for everything
Sup I didn't see any replies so I decided to do it HI
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@@laurengutekunst5986but he Died
@@khalelbangayan9413 TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!!!!!!!!
I came here to say the same thing that he is/ was the best sensei to us all he taught to just push through it
“That’s my grave” the foreshadowing hit me so hard I was in literal tears. R.I.P king it’s been a year since your passing
Techno: “how many powers do you have exactly?” Ranboo: *yes*
Exactly
*Y e s*
Techno: *Laughs in pain and confusion*
BAHHAHAHSHA
E
“That’s why he’s the strongest hero he’s like a double orphan”
Lmao😂😂
ORPHAN SQUARED, ORPHAN CUBED
I swear I watched this like 2 weeks ago
@@TopFrogger3 there was a fan edit of the stream a bit ago
ORPHAN SQUARED
3:04 the fact that he made the senseis always die joke proves that 1 year later he was a sensei.
Rest in peace 🕊️
Rip
"The sensei always dies NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" rip Techno he can predict the future
Everyone is just talking about sensei dying then there's Phil,being a weeb
life is more painful than death
Phil's got the power of god and anime on his side
@@matheuswohl lol
@F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ew bot
@@subhan550 yeah
Techno did the “LOOK OUT” for ranboo they are friends
Timestamp
8:25
Time stamp pls
@@pjheaton6290 thxxx
Well, they do have a sensei-disciple relationship...
I appreciate that people are still caring for Technoblade 1 year after his death, but we have to accept that he's gone. We want to remember him for the good times, the times when he was joking around with his friends without a care in the world. We don't want to look at his videos thinking about his death, he would want us to remain happy while watching his old videos. Even though I think he is watching us right now thinking: "Weaklings"
“NO DON’T SILK TOUCH MY GRAVE” Technoblade, 2021
Normal people: killing orphans Technoblade: killing orphans so they don't become main characters
Oh yeah let me just kill an orphan as part of my daily morning rutine here yes i am average citizen mothing to see
> Normal people: killing orphans Who...who is normal people?
@@defensivekobra3873 you kill orphans in the morning ? I kill them before I go to bed
i do enjoy the implication that killing orphans is what 'normal people' do
Normal being a relative term
“That’s why he’s the strongest hero, he’s like a double orphan” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
never heard of a sun szu before
@@sen6728 are you new to watching tecno?
@@sen6728 Welcome.
@@angelgabriel1825 im not, this guy said "Sun Szu" I know its Tzu
@@angelgabriel1825 no he means it because he misspelled it, it's not sun szu, it's sun tzu
3:07 well, this is a very sad case of foreshadowing.
*Foreshadowing* 😭😭😭😭😭
“Suck it, main character!” - Technoblade the Art of Being a Side Character.
"Suck it, copier!" - KZhead, the Art of Comments.
Bruh
@@ausos4503 Bruhhhhhhhh
DabDeb HoiBoi ?
The “SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER” at the end was amazing
Oh baby
SUCK IT ENDER BOY
SUCK IT MAN ENDER
@F*СК МЕ! - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE what is your profile
@@jessicaxi4000 they're a bot lmao
And the sensei died...
I was just thinking of that:(
"The Sensei Always Dies" Hits hard man
"Tommy are we the bad guys?" -Wilbur Soot "Phil, are we side characters Phil?" -Technoblade
Moments before disaster
the sbi cycle
Stolen
@@Jidion21 wat... ok
The most serious questions to ever have been asked I swear
Techno: "I want super powers!" also techno: *never dies
He wants to collect the infinity stones
hes like kenny from south park
to be fair, its not a canon power, hes just good
@@MistyBlahbull هختحه
Think he is faster than other people and pig is so fast
397 days without techno
"the sensei always dies" You're always gonna be the main character rest in peace alex
Techno: “I’m so rich I had to drop gold blocks to pick it up” Also techno: **has a piece of dirt in his hot bar**
you never know when ur gonna need dirt
@@lilygrady1548 lmao me everytime :')
@F*СК МЕ! ТАР 0N МY_РIC i hate ur name
@@kxrosaki it's a bot
dirt is worth more than gold blocks. you can have gold farm but not dirt farm
My new favorite Techno quote: “I’m so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all of my problems were solved”
Best tecno quote from Dream SMP by far.
take notes kids
its the best way to get off the wanted list
Three years later and this video is still a gem of todays time.
“The sensei always dies”😢😢😢
“Do you remember your parents” “If I have I can’t remember” *Orphan spotted*
*annihilate*
@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE I checked it and now I have a virus Worth it....
Ayo???
Do you know*
@@grimgrom3355 same
“That’s why he’s the strongest hero; he’s like a double orphan.” Technoblade, true villain or antihero?
I would think he is more of an antihero
Anti-villain. Blows up governments to liberate people from cycles of oppression.
Anti-Villain.
Dream : did you ever hear the tragedy of darth technoblade the wise
@@amohammadv1387 darth technoblade the stabber of orphans? he was a incredibly powerful man he's still alive uh never try to kill him because he won't die and will blow up your country
Technoblade said he was the sensai and he also said the sensai always dies... And... He did... 😢😢😢😢😢 Not a good coincidence
I was thinking about it...
I just was thinking about that
"The sensei always dies" Well, that aged poorly.
Techno; "we are going to die 3 episodes in." Me: Ah that explains why he has done less than 3 streams after this one
@@md.shafiqulislambhuiyan4393 ikr
LOL bruhh....
The thing is. Technoblade never dies.
@Anal Kebs had a break over the holidays so they could code more minigames and stuff should be back soon
LOLLL
dude what is techno saying he has no powers, he is literally the human gps
A pig GPS!
plus he never dies
He can also Pearl with no damage into walls
@@jank6085 more like being technoblade am I right
And inmortal
but the sensei always dies he really did die TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Was watching a techno and ranboo clip, then came back to this vid and sure enough techno foreshadowed his own death. R.I.P legend, you will forever live on in this community
TECHNO NEVER DIES
"SUCK it Main CHARACTER" -Technoblade, the art of side characters
Lol
Hey mastet
The wise man is here
omg sun tzu big fna
"it's technoblade" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Summary: The fan favorite side character/antagonist realizes his friend is the main character.
*How many subs can i get from this comment?* (42) (im not a bot stop asking)
STFU
And now he is going to die because that’s how that works
@@mmmmmmmmmmmmbeepbeepbeep Bot
Yep
“ the sensei always dies “ No words….
The amount of unfortunate foreshadowing is crazy… “wait no, the mentor always dies” “I’m gonna die like 3 episodes in” (the 3rd video after this was the update where he revealed he had cancer) 😢
He had stage 3 or 4 by thfn So he musthave had cancer filming this i guess
Season 1: Tommy's Arc Season 2: Wilburs' Arc Season 3: Ranboo's Arc
1:Nah it’s slatt v Wilbur 2: Tommy v Dream 3: Ranboo vs egg
Where's the Techno Season?
Did you know technoblade is a side character in all the arc? Well he did play a big part in the end of the man burg arc though! But overall he just beer than a side character but not the protagonist. A side tagonist?
Someone know where i can watch?
where's the english major pig season ?
"Superman's parents are so dead that he got new parents and THEY died" is quickly becoming my new favorite quote
*orphan ²*
@@bluehoodieguy7568 loool
Damn this got likes only because hes verified
@@yummey3700 wait who are u talking about
resident comic book nerd: superman’s parents martha and jonathan are still alive in the current continuity. his biological father jor-el is also alive after some writers decided it would be more interesting that way. but considering how many times superman’s parents have died(and came back alive) throughout different continuity’s and reboots it might be fair to call superman a double or triple or even quadruple orphan.
the foreshadowing for technos death
"rest in peace legend" we shall miss u🕊
"98% certain i cant teleport" "98% certain i wont be able to pick up the spawner" *PICKS UP SPAWNER*
oh heck
And his enderwalk is strangely sus
@@SmidgenOfAPigeon foreshadowing
Techno : *picks Orphan Oblitirator up with malicious intent*
*_SUS_*
Techno: aren’t endermen allergic to water? Ranboo: im not like the other girls
Water 💦
@@CoolCalChickenBone earth
Lmao
@@fallenbrocolli5143 fire
@@lotus-eater air
Technoblade predicted the future rip 😢
Bro called his death
“SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER” kinda reminds me of a guy that blew up a whole nation while being insane lol
Which one
SUCK IT GREEN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
SUCK IT GREEEEEEEN BOIIIIIII
you talking about Itachi bro?
@@pkeyblowfish Deadbur
“I want superpowers, what is this” _incoming horde of people screaming Origin SMP_
Yeah I really want him too
if he did origin what would he pick
@@yusanda7165 I think theres an addon for the mod with a piglin class? Dont quote me on it though.
@@yusanda7165 If they allow doubles then I think he would go for Elytrian because Technoplane.
@@george36615984 oh my god a Philplane and TECHNOPLANE DUO The only problem with that is it’s not entirely built for combat, I’ll explain if needed
Techno: "wait I don't wanna be the sensi cuz ill die" 1 year later:😥
im gonna be the cool sensai, but the sensai always dies!! -techno ... rip techno best youtuber ever and we will remember your story and image
Technoblade wanting a Ability: Him already being unable to Die
let me see: king of minecraft, can't die, can canonically break the 4th wall, what else?
@F*СК МЕ! - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE
What if we get to the point where Technoblade is killed for a third time canonically somehow, but he comes back and is still alive, and we find out that he did in fact have a superpower Technoblade never dies
He has an ability tho. GPS sense
yeah
Surprised that technoblade didn’t make the “destroying lmanberg” into a video to get all that money
He did he streamed it
@@epicdud5905 he streamed this too
But then the video after it wouldn’t have gotten that sweet sweet confetti
@@531d4 I like your profile pic
Because he doesn’t need to make a video unless he wants or has to I mean the dude has made a stupid amount of money
Three years later youtube recomend this video to me again.
Same
He was the best sensei anyone could’ve asked for. Rest In Peace King 🐷👑
"I'm not gonna be a side character-- I'm at least going to be one of those c o o l Senseis'-- NO BUT THE SENSEI ALWAYS DIES NOOO."
Shifu from kung fu panda: am i a joke to you?!
@@Mr._Polly_Potts Shifu is practically the replacement sensei of the story. Shifu's own sensei turned into petals.
One line: Technoblade neva dies
@@Mr._Polly_Potts he did get his butt kicked tho, then fell out of relevancy after the first movie
Bro RIP Jiraya sensei
“Phil.” “Yea?” “Are we side characters, Phil?” Fave line
timestamp?
@@jonathanbreadly4355 1:03
@@jonathanbreadly4355 dude please don't comment when you didn't even start watching the video please
@@natlhn6768 i already watched the video but I rewatched it and I forgot the timestamp
I just got to that part 😂
Dark humour joke, techno looking at the grave and pointing out the foreshadowing apparently wasn't a joke
He passed away CANCER DIDN'T KILL HIM IT WAS HIM BEING INFECTED WITH BEINGBA SESIE OF THE MAIN CHARECTER
"He can't be the main character if he isn't there" -Sun Tzu, the art of the orphan obliterator
Smort
Are u guys thinking what I'm thinking
Modern problem requires modern solutions
Oh... OH
Wai-wait a minute, I see what u did here.....
“I’m so use to being a wanted criminal, but then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me, and all my problems were solved.”
that’s how you solve your problems
"I didn't want to die, so I got rid of death, and my problems were solved."
Kinda reminds me of when you get caught in a stealth game “there is nobody to find to body, if there is nobody left”
Damn the sensei always dies joke hits different now
3:15 I guess he wasn’t wrong… RIP Technoblade 😭
"Go back to not uploading anything under any circumstances. " - technoblade. Edit : thanks you guys for the 1.2k updoots
And then potato war part 4 dream smp was all a distraction!!!!! To my really plan!!!
Philza minecraft
@FUСК.МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE begone bot
@@meganmills5412 praying
"I want powers!" Says the man who literally can't die.
I mEaN- you're not wrong
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 thats the most scummy thing ive ever seen
Hey @@randomyoutubecommenter2787 🖕😮🖕
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 welp I guess she's gonna die then :/
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 Please *s h u t*
"THE SENSEI ALWAYS DIES OH NO" hits so much different now
😭😭😭
3:06 uh… welp. He was the cool sensei…
Bro 💀
“Upload before you become irrelevant” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Underrated
Rated with a like
techno comes back when rent is due
Lmao
“Arent enderman like.. allergic to water?” “..” “AÂÆÂÅAAA”
huh
oooof
OFFFFF
Oof
just like the slow blink then: AAAAAAAAAA
"The sensei always dies nooo"-technoblade Me:...😭exactly
"The sensei always dies" R.I.P Techno ❤
Ranboo about the spawners: “I was like 98% certain it wouldn’t work” Me: Remembers that he was also 98% certain that he can’t teleport Also me: *Fear*
Trueee
Origins smp : *appears*
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 Stfu, you can't decide how long my mom lives.
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 what would you say if my mom has been dead for 8 years
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 Disrespectful. Reported.
Technoblade may be a side character but he's still the fan favorite
He destroyed a country
@@redstone126yearsago7 but consider this: pig man
@@haydendawson8105 hmmmm agreed
Yes ma’am
@@haydendawson8105 good point, good point
“I wanna be the Sensai wait no! The sensai always dies” -Technoblade You were the Sensai….to us Techno yet…you didn’t stay 😭
“But the Sensei always dies”😢 rip techno…
Technoblade is that one side character that everyone cares about way more than the story as a whole just because of his personality
Like cabbage man from avatar
@@tkienjoyer like Obi Wan Kenobi
Baby Yoda
luna lovegood?
Maybe because this “story” is a bad unfunny roleplay filled with sellout redditards
"He's too powerful to be kept alive" Techno: "A CANON DEATH EVERY STREAM"
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 sToP iTtT
@Carina -I m live with cam please change your profile pic
The sensei joke was so foreshadowing... :,(
Me watching Techno look at his own grave and say "Foreshadowing" makes me a little sad
“Im so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all my problems are solved” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
LOL
AGREED
@FUСК.МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE SHUT UP BOT
Ha
“if it makes you feel any better im like 98% sure I can’t teleport” “oh god he might LEARN HOW TO TELEPORT”
2:37 If Anybody wants to see it
How many subs can i gain from this comment current 47 btw im not a bot
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well he probably has the script sooooooooo
Technos death was just dream smp lore
That's crazy. . .
The line of thecno saying the sensei always died hit different now 😔
“Being the Main Character is overrated anyway” -Sun Tzu - The Art of War
Who is sun tsu why is he so popular
Not to be a grammar nazi, but I will tell you before a real grammar nazi appears. I’m pretty sure is Tzu not tsu.
@@asim9059 POTATO WAR
@@asim9059 he wrote a book called the art of war that has a lot of meaningful quotes but it’s a joke that people quote things that he never said
@@Dogbreeder-op7kb ohh thx
"Superman's parents are so dead, that when he got another one, they died immediately as well"
orphan²
Oraphan²
@@yesstephen1854 orphan³
@@CollinBale orphan⁴
@@CRAutist orphan⁵
4:03 hurts so much.
“The sensei always dies”…
😭😭
“I’m so rich I had to drop gold blocks to pick it up” *literally has a dirt block in his hotbar*
Hey, for ranboo that is worth gold blocks.
@@mya3999 actually if he mines it will anything that isn't his hand, he will get dirt
@@epikpencil or he can basically mine the dirt block under the grass block...
@@thatkerimguy6423 true, but the point is that its not worth much for ranboo
“I’m so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all my problems were solved” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War (6:41)
true advice
@@suntzu_official Oh hey Sun Tzu. Just wondering, do you endorse this “Technoblade” warrior who employs your battle tactics?
“You’re not a war criminal if there’s no military to judge you” - Dr Coomer
Can't have a bounty if no one puts a bounty on you
@@critboi2605 Facts
Depending on how you look at it, this is now either the single saddest or funniest video on the channel.
The sensei has in fact dead