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sorry for lack of content; my cough got a lot worse in early May so I couldn't really commentate (and im too lazy to edit) anyways subscribe nerds i want a boat
Ignore the spammers above me Oh nobody is up there lol Edit : Rest In Peace, we all miss you
Search up scientific name for pig Get well soon king
Get well soon man
when the world needed him the most, he returned :,)
All good bro, it’s not like we were starving for content or anything :V hope you’re resting peacefully now, we love you techno ❤️
"Dante had canceled the sun." Sun Tzu: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
how dare he cancel the sun
Maybe Dante is from Twitter
LMAO
Peace was never an option
@@kentangyangbahagia991 probably the ceo lol
Imagine being dante, one of the most powerful beings of all time, and dying to some guy with lapis armor who thought it would be funny to type /killdante
You know... It really do be like that sometimes...
:(
Is that real though? It can’t be
Yea Actually, Thats How Hes Defeated
Lmao it was the guy that came 2nd in damage
Funny detail I noticed, at 10:28 you can see that Techno dealed 2,147,483,647 damage to Dante which was actually the 32-bit integer limit... meaning he couldn't have dealt any higher damage
There’s a reason they voted him as the leader of the resistance.
I just noticed that too! You can see below, it says "Your damage: 5,336,830,884.2" so he was doing more damage, it was just the display that messed up at the end when converting to an int.
it could be a conicadince
so how much damage would he do if he was in dungeons had 4 people around him with legion 5 super maxed necron armor max catacombs max berserker class max combat and foraging had a plasma flux weird tuba edible mace had a golden dragon and every skyblock player gave techno their coins and he put it in the bank with a super maxed dark claymore with one for all had all the master stars on his gear had every accessory with every blessing and hit something? @@infurgent2708
Minecraft has the same limit as RuneScape 😳
4:44 "Dante cancelled the sun!" Gets me everytime Rest In Paradise Techno, you made 15 million people cry.
It's over 100 million now
@DaveFromKZhead why are you eating a pizza with a spoon
I always come back to watch this playlist to remember 🤙❤️🔥🥀
honestly making 15 million people cry is the ultimate prank he would be proud anyways technoblade never dies
Admins: “Don’t pick Dante ok?” Everyone: **picks Dante** Admins: “This ones on you.”
@@wildlifewonderszs nobody asked -_-
Admins: Don't pick Dante. Everyone: **picks dante** Dante: **is bad** Everyone: D:
@@wildlifewonderszs I asked him
*Dante Best*
@@wildlifewonderszs we do not care. Stop pleading for subs.
"Things were getting cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter." Now, that's true evil right there.
I bursted out laughing cause it's so true
Now that's a lot of damage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PewDie-Ton EX Not me i hate techno.
It's even funnier when you realized he was 'cancelled' not too long ago and didn't even mention it.
@@I_barely_know OMG LOOK SO MANY PEOPLE CARE THEY'RE OFF THAT CLIFF YOU SHOULD GO THEM TO THEM
8:53 So technoblade was the real Oppenheimer after all
F*ck cancer, it’s been over a year now and it still feels like a whole chunk of my heart was ripped out stomped on and roasted on a fireplace, I’ve been crying for the past 20 thinking about him
I agree, every time I rewatch this series and end it, I watch the So Long Nerds and I cry for an hour.. Why Techno?
Everyone: Trying their hardest to kill Dante and his goons That one guy: /killdante
lol
yes lol
Ikr
I wondered why he died at 39%
It woulda have crashed the game so hard
“Wait Dude I have an idea” “What” “What if I do /killdante” “Nah bro that won’t work”
It was at this moment Bruce knew: He had the power of gods
@@filipeamado5077 lol
Oh it worked nvm
I mean if he saw that command worked he should killed technoblade as well
It seems like the goons won't wearing masks
When Skyblock players needed him most, he returned. Technoblade never dies.
Bro is the opposite of the avatar
"When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity you call an electrician, AND WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT YOU CALL AND ANARCHIST" line still hits hard
Necron: "I'm creating HUNDREDS OF WITHERS" Techno: Seems familiar.
A fnf player that plays minecraft??????????
@Kevin Breemans hate you deserve
@Kevin Breemans you seem cool
@Kevin Breemans shut up ❤️
@Kevin Breemans give me a valid reason to hate you.
I remember getting home from school everyday and instantly logging onto youtube to see if technoblade has uploaded any new content, and from the very start i loved his skyblock content, and then, after potato war 3, I stopped seeing any sky block content. Then, I saw this video and i was so happy that there was another skyblock video and thought he was coming back to skyblock content. little did i know his would be his last skyblock upload there would ever be. RIP legend, your missed by millions
I bought Minecraft after the dante video, i was grinding so hard hoping to see him and go visit him on his island one day. After getting cancer he just logged on once and almost a month later he died. I couldn't meet him..
Bro was Oppenheimer before Oppenheimer was a movie💀💀
Bro I was just watching some olds videos for nostalgia and wasn’t sure if I was the only one who heard that correctly at 8:54 Techno was truly ahead of his time
@@QLuw 💀💀💀
oppenheimer made the quote before the movie lmao
He WAS Prometheus after all
bro does NOT know what Oppenheimer is
“Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter” -Sun Tzu
Yes this is true for me too
True
Lmao so tru
Lol
Art of technoblade
*“things were getting cancelled so fast people thought it was twitter”* HE’S BOLD FOR THAT ONE LMFAO
They've already cancelled him, what more can they do.
@@GGhost_ not like it means anything
What did he do
@@frazure757 I think something happened concerning racial slurs or sumthing like that. I saw an article about it once.
@@frazure757 He get canceled because of a stupid joke that he said 4 years ago which is Is Hitler lesbian? Which people found offansive LOL.
Hello technoblade! I know your dead but i want to tell you that im doing a play in ballet and im very excited!! I watched you when i was seven.. im 9 now and yes i have permission to comment and have yt, you died 26 days after my bday, i turned eight at the time and after i heard the newe i cried and i dont know if i feel the same anymore, you mean a lot to me and i hope that you rest in peace. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES - scarlett williams
Long live the King. Miss you, Techno
LONG LIVE THE LEGEND
Its been like 10 months move on, but rip techno tho
@@erichrudorfferrwow the disrespect
Yes miss him
@@erichrudorfferrnever move on.
“Dante cancelled THE SUN” Sun Tzu: *it’s a lonely life as tzu*
Lol
Lol
Technoblade uncancelled the sun when he overthrew and became
Bruh
This is underrated
"He was cancelling events people thought its twitter" One of most relatable joke said by techno
Twitter trying to cancel technoblade Technoblade - behold I-don't-care-inator
Techno blade is unbeatable
Frick Twitter
That is Actually true
A
I've never had a content creator's passing affect me so much. Guess tonight's a Technoblade rewatch marathon. Wherever you are I hope that you know how much of an impact you had on people all over the world. Miss you, man.
"WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST VOTED FOR BARRY!? WE COULD HAVE HAD PLUS 10% ALCHEMY EXPERIENCE"
My favorite line: “DANTE CANCELLED THE SUN.”
Twitter : challenge accepted
@@notresponding3794 lmaoo
But how he cancel me
As an outside person, im offended.
4:43
Everyone: trying to get rid of Dante 91% of the people: *literally voted Dante*
US elections be like
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for KZhead with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear dor
Dante is quite literally an average right-wing populist.
People change their minds, people thought communism was a good idea & look at that
" i am become death destroyer of worlds." 8:45
8:54 technoblade says “I am become death, destroyer of worlds” coincidence?
bro thats a really old and popular quote
@@maldune4279 ok, cool. That’s what I thought
its from the bhagwad gita which became famous among u americans after oppenheimar said it in an iterview@@maldune4279
“So many things were getting canceled so quickly people thought it was Twitter” That’s why I love techno
Toxic wasteland*
Same.
I hate you
@@lenzone y tho
@@creativename773 you ruined nfl football games
ThirtyVirus : "I'm going to take you down TECHNOBLADE" Squid_kid : "first time? Prepare to get cozy at 2nd place."
IKR LOL
Lolllll
LMAO
Wait time stamp plz?
LMAOOOOOOOO
He was so happy in this video, and he was still a healthy 21-year-old. Knowing that he had just over a year left to live at this point just breaks my heart. We love you, Techno. Thank you for everything.
i love him too
Corny
He likely wasn't healthy at this time either. I believe it was his dad that revealed that he had tumors in every lobe of his lungs. He had a pretty bad cough at the time of this video. They were very likely forming for a few years, for the tumors to get that far along
@@andathan When did he say this?
Almost been 2 years since he blessed us with his reign 😢 rest in peace techno.
The person trying to warn everyone after the people that said he was lying watched the video: Look how the turntables
How the tables have tabled
I had a stroke but got the sentence in the end
@@lucascaiah It's a meme The turntables thing that is, it was originally from The Office
@Rayaan Syed RIP english
@@tonydai782 the meme part I understood, but the first paragraph made me quite confused, probably because I'm not a english native xD
" I AM BECOME DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLD'S"
I like how thirtyvirus who presumably wasnt even wearing the armour got the closest preformance
"Things were being canceled so fast they thought it was twitter" One of the best joke I've ever heard from techno
Too soon Techno
Yes for sure
Lmao wait till those Twittards hear about this 🤣😂
@@dixtir69 FR AHAHAHAH
Yes
The Oppenheimer thing technoblade did it first baby
the players in the sky block lobby were probably wondering what the heck is that pig doing is that a npc?
"Dante. Cancelled. THE SUN." - Technoblade 2021
The sun had a brain and didn't support lgbt , but accident it was in Twitter
@@zLogix3 Don't you mean the sun didn't had a brain?
@@in_the_starz yeah
@@in_the_starz Nah leave it at that.
Dante pulled a mr burns
“NOW IM GONNA SPAWN HUNDREDS OF WITHERS” Techno that you?
Lol true
I'M LAUGHING WAY TOO MUCH IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING
@@Moonrose5 ok 😐
E girl lol
Smp intensifies
I'm just getting back watching old videos, it's been almost 2 years. Don't really know what to say, but it's soon spring break, so I'll have time to watch even more
Same for me. I've never known technoblade personally, yet i always enjoyed his videos. It's so sad that he's no longer with us :c
"I have become death, destroyer of worlds." Ah, I see, Oppenheimer copied Technoblade.
"We're creating thousands of withers" Techno: I've seen this before. I've done this before
*meanwhile in L’Manburg*
Technoblade has a very good sense of adult humor. Perhaps he might be the best in all of minecraft players
@@hackerhacker3667 jschlatt
been there, done that
/killdante is literally the biggest Deus Ex Machina in skyblock history
I think it's the ONLY Deus Ex Machina in Skyblock history
ikr
still not /top level
still not /x-ray
8:54 TECHNOHEIMER
"I have become death, destroyer of worlds" YO HE PREDICTED OPPENHEIMER BEFORE HE DIED!!!!
bro thats a really old and popular quote
@@maldune4279 r/wooosh
"Dante has cancelled the SUN" : How fawking DARE YOU! -Sun Tzu
It's now just "Tzu"
LOL
Sir the joy you bring me-
underrated lmaoooo
my name is sun-
I love how Techno left out the part where he was gonna immediately go back to bed after murdering Dante. He kills a god, saves Skyblock, and becomes the new leader and then he’s just like “aight guys I’m gonna go back to bed.” And then Nono e ever saw him on sky block again.
Honestly, that is a perfect description of techno’s energy
@#Olivier gaming it’s completely in character for him,accept it
He said he was gonna eat not sleep 🙄
Wat I had to reread that 4 times for my tiny brain to understand what you were saying
@@GreenG69 It’s still funny either way
8:50 TECHNO PREDICTED OPPENHEIMER 💀💀💀💀, truly a god 👑
bro thats a really old and popular quote
The actual title : "The time I started a revolution"
I love how squidkid said “get cozy at number 2 bud” for Thriryvirus’ twitter post of coming for techno’s spot
Squid knows the pain of competing against a cubic, anarchist hog on a cluster of rocks hovering over the infinite abyss..... in harvesting vegetables.....
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĚ
@@dont2604 ok I won't
Kid wars lmfao
he is so cute hhhhhh
*“Things were being cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter.”* AHAHA I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
"You were supposed to destroy the government, not join them!!" -Philza
Technoblade definitely has experience with Twitter *cough* wizarddictator *cough*
lol
A quality quote if I do say so myself
_Annnnnnnd this is why I love Technoblade_
When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to overthrow a brutal tyrant, YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST
I never took for granted his videos, i was just enjoying it. I didnt know techno personally but growing alongside his videos felt like i knew him lol. I miss this man, he helped me through hard times.
The part where the one guy tries to warn everybody of techno's plans to ban half of skyblock is so funny.
everyone actually didnt believe him
I would not believe it, but it still sounds like something techno would say
that poor guy lmfaoo
"Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter." THIS MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD
@Queen Adrian there were some people but there was much much more supporting techno
sameee
i wheezed so fkin hard
Your comedy level is -200
@Queen Adrian oh it happened but everyone flamed her ass so hard she deleted it
i miss him man...
same bro same 😢
Who doesn't
Now... I can't watch a single one of his videos without crying. He was just- he was incredible
Grief is just love with nowhere to go- It makes sense that you'd miss a friend, however distantly you knew one another. Legends need people to tell of them, my fellow Voice.
Imagine grinding for days to kill Dante and some guy just types /kill
Hahaha the admin hahha
That was the best part lmfao
This comment will blow up
"If you can't overthrow the government, bring it to it's knees."
Funi
Those are some wise words
you basically just described the entire French revolution.
@Caden Bolt wdym
@Caden Bolt Ok
Admins bring Dante back, Techno might straight up revive
Technoblade never dies
"I will stabilize this rapidly declining system, permanently." Proceeds to get killed by some player typing "/killdante"
bro
"I have 924,000 intelligence, finally i can understand Rick & Morty" LMAO
"Their goals are finally in reach of my understanding!"
"I am become death, the destroyer of world" J. Robert Oppenheimer and TECHNOBLADE
Oppenheimer moment, good times...
O ye I remember that day, when Techno was streaming hypixel was running like a power point presentation.
first
also hi yusei ily
what's up Checkmark
Jesus
You have a point
"We will send hundreds of withers" Techno: Techno: Huh.
*flashbacks to L'Manburg* calm down.
Okkk
You dare use my own spells against me Potter?!
Lol
Bro dealt so much damage he hit the integer limit 💀
ahh yes a humble 193 billion, 365 million, 495 thousand, 700 and 58 damage. or in only words: *one hundred and ninety three billion, three hundred and sixty five million, four hundred and ninety five thousand, seven hundred and fifty eight damage.* jesus christ, try to say THAT in one breath,
I just did
Techno blade “sorry for lack of content” everyone that has been a fan for more then 6 months “we used to it”
6 months?
I know right
Yeah and under those 6 months he has only uplodede 10 vids
So sad but true...
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT NOT JOIN THEM!"
Yep
"BRING BALANCE TO THE WORLD NOT LEAVE IT IN GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY"
Techno and squid kid are literally modern versions of goku and vegeta and that stay comfortable at 2nd place showed it
L'manburg wants their apology
@@distortion1553 from the crater?
I’m here,2023..one year after the loss of techno,just running through all he’s videos😭😭😭😭TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!
Rest In peace you bloody genius
Nobody: The random guy typing /killdante: Oh yeah this is big brain time
What an absolute chad.
Madlad
MAD LAD
@@ak_5406 r/madlads
Me who’s name is Dante: guess I’ll just die
*That poor kid just wanted to warn everybody that Techno's gonna pull a Thanos bruh*
3:50
@@donuts564 thanks
@@osdude1395 reject MAP rights
@@osdude1395 nope
lol techno is so popular that he ignores people with the KZhead rank😂 hellcastle looked like a clown at the end
I have become death Destroyer of worlds -Technoblade (Not Oppenheimer)
if only techno was here to see h9w far Barry has come. breaking reality and introducing new chaos
"things were getting cancelled so fast, you would've thought it was twitter" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
*yes*
yooooo
Sun Tzu, The Art Of Boat
Lols
I read these as they play
Homie typed /killdante as a joke and casually finished the event. We love that lmao
It’s my luck to see that in the comment thing under the description before I even start the video
@UCQt9QPpS6iHlxiBQkX5LxQw bro wtf dont say that
@@Skripmt wut did it say it was deleted
@@vexorion6577 they said "map pride" in all caps😐
“I am become death, destroyer of worlds”- Technoblade Robert Oppenheimer
He really quoted Oppenheimer before the movie came out
please tell me this is satire
@@BigMan-fq2nbi'm afraid it's not
"things were being cancelled so fast, people thought it was twitter" - technoblade 2021
Bruh i was about to comment that lol
Ignore the person above me Disgusting
So ironic
@@krey4608 report them. You know what for
@@GradyDP ah I almost forgot I could've done that thanks
"I'M CREATING HUNDREDS OF WITHERS-" Techno- "Been there, done that." Edit, June 1st; (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO!! :D)
Exactly what i thought during this part lmao
Good point
yes
@Kevin Breemans nah man you are so cool, most amazing guy ever
I know right
"Dante cancelled the sun" USA government in 2023: Yeah, that seems like a good idea actually.
To everyone: Never let this man die in our hearts.
“Things were getting canceled so fast people thought it was TWITTER” Technoblade just explained Twitter perfectly and it’s a sad truth
Im- yes
Twitter used to be for humans. Common Sense being are leader the twitter lived in peace and harmane, but then a dark force called Karens came and killed are king Common Sense, and erected a new king his name being CANCELDED!!!
“Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter” -Sun Tzu, “The Art Of War”
Fr
Stolen
@@sonofgilleyable8003 nah
@@sonofgilleyable8003 if it was stolen then i didn’t see the original comment
ye
Hearing his voice is just a punch to the gut. I watched his videos for comfort so many times. I told all my family and friends about him, and this and the potato war is what I'd show them. I miss him.
3:40 So nice to remember this 😂
"Go ahead and warn the others. They'll never believe you." this man,, this man is truly allowing the power to go to his head. good for him.
Lmao loved that part ngl
I mean... was he wrong?
@@virginiaf4117 no. no he was not
@Rayaan Syed oh fr. It showed his whole gamer tag so his friend requests are probably flooded 😂
3:46
"/kill Dante" - A Hero
Minikloon, a nerd.
@@user-tq9sg6lv6q hmmm
Hey techno if your internet ghost is here with these videos, please know we watch all the oldest videos and go back to them, to let the new generation know that they are not going to see a new video of his, rest in peace m’lord
Who Are here just for the memories? 👇
"Things Were Getting Cancelled So Fast That You Would Think This was Twitter" LMAO
Original Joke.
“People are getting cancelled so fast it’s like Twitter” This one goes into one of his best quotes
Lol
It’s funny considering his experience of the fact that people no longer cancel, they doxx
They are cancelling him for saying this
direct hit at what happened and i love it!
Little did we know, this is his last skyblock video
It's been 2 years and the coliseum is still not fixed from dante
The first candidate: Dante The second: Dante The third, fourth and fifth: Dante IT WAS ALL DANTE Russians: First time ?
Lmao
I'm russian and it's accurate
I mean... true...
Well, it's not 100%, we have at least an illusion of choice. There are different names, it just doesn't affect anything at the end of the day.
North kore:also first time?
“Events were getting cancelled like twitter” -Technoblade 2021
and would you look at that, people are already cancelling technoblade on twitter for that joke
very bold of him to say that considering everyone who hates him are all on twitter throwing a hissy-fit 10/10 joke LMFAO
I mean, hes not wrong
It’s like he’s purposely antagonizing them. And I love it
@SleetzMC sounds good