minecraft monday week 3 highlights
im so tired but i had to stay up and edit this or they'd take pig rank away lmao
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BajanCanadian: • Video
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*Every KZheadr:* Mentions Technoblade *Technoblade:* Why do I have so many viewers?
550 likes 2 replies lol
Why is there capital letters at the start of each word?!
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@@TYsdrawkcaB idk, smthing I use to do
"2019 is the strangest timeline" techno. you cursed us.
Technoblade: does absolutely nothing Everyone: “he’s just standing there, MENACINGLY!”
Should be top comment
@@diamonds1614 well it is
@@wolfiegames1572 YAY
666 likes-
ゴゴゴゴ
honestly the cuts to other streamers showing how shocked they r towards techno’s skill is just legendary
Techno blade never dies Tho he does sometimes
@@EvaWalicki-um7ipphotoshop
Was*
@@TheScrotumSnatcher please have mercy
@@Bennyboi789Mercy will not be shown to the wrong.
"They put a thirty second cool down on soup?!!" There needs to be a quote book 😂
“Request Acknowledged. Creating Technoblade quotes book”
@@antfarm5845 I remember he once said in a video: "we don't have pants and we're beating people with our meat" and that made me fall of my chair
@@meyamo8455 yeah, inserting into book
Finally, a funny comment after his passing! Jood gob :D
@@autumn_sunday Thanks lol I'm kind of sick of everyone posting sad comments like guys c'mon he wanted us to be happy not in a state of constant mourning.
"Its too easy for Techno" Techno: *hyperventilating* "HOW AM I ALIVE?*
People expect too much of him alot of the time and hes here like "WHY DID I WIN THAT"
He exspecs so little; from him that is y he so good
Yea his fans will also like YOU DIDNT EVEN GET 47 kills. L. And then as soon as he does that crazy insane chats like “YOU DIDNT DO IT BLINDFOLDED WITH YOUR MONITOR OFF AND MOUSE UNPLUGGED” but techno doesn’t mind I don’t think and also he also has his chat spammed with “❤️Technosupport❤️” also “BLOOD for the BLOOD god”
@@JusticePyro hahaahah us techno fans are tsunderes hahaha we tell him he sucks but we mean he's amazing hahahah
@@lana.starhaze name does not make it better
People vs Techno before: Who is this guy? People vs Techno forever after: *Fear and run, don't question, just fear and run*
Louis Robitaille “He’s weak and small and stupid” -Someone I don’t recognize 2019
@@lucidgorillatag famous last words
@@Ohakoo lolollllollolo
that sums it up.
16:38 2019 is the *strangest* timeline Me in 2020: U serious?
seeing all the other creators being scared to even face techno is funny and really shows that he is the best
*he was the best
@Ellwoo he still is
@@GobStopper-vt9xo*he is the best there ever was
And yes he still is@@Ellwoo
@@Ellwoo Bruh, he is still the best.
I never watched this guy prior to his death. But I will say that I wish I did so that I could understand how insane this guy was at this game. He’s actually crazy, he’s the GOAT of Minecraft
Same.
I think you mean pig
I agree
He’s the pig lmfao
Same
Techno: "where is everyone" Everyone hiding: "maybe if we wait long enough his internet might go out"
Hahaha good one
I remember that episode.
@@haroldbalzac6336 ur an og then
Fade I dunno about that tbh... I mean, there are more Techno og things out there
That the best comment I have seen
vikk and james: what /top is unfair every other streamer: so is skyblocking at mid.
"It's only unfair if I'm not the one doing it, Techno should've just swam up the lava to get to me if he really wanted to win, this is bullying"
Vikk is a mega boomer
*this is unfair, just because I exploited the minigames mechanics doesn't mean he can!*
salt is a great for seasonings
K no
12:15 techno calling Carson bald is my most favourite moment in this whole video. This made my day
Do you miss old Chris and techno? 😢
@@Dog_man-cy6tbplease shut up mate
yep@@Dog_man-cy6tb
I will always rewatch this videos, thanks for making me laugh
Same bro I will always rewatch his videos hundreds of times
Same bro I♥Technoblade
when u realise he will never see this
I almost want people to stop commenting RIP techno under every video because we want to remember him for the laughs, not the sadness of losing him.
true
I agree
I understand how you feel I really do but people are allowed to be sad about his passing, especially since it’s still recent
that is facts
i completely agree i just want the sadness to stop
"girl gamer spotted. GET HER" is the old version of "just killed a woman, feeling good"
FR LMAO
lmao
Lol it was aphmau.
lol
Correct
The first video I’ve watched of Techno is him playing Minecraft using a steering wheel I never really watched him prior to his unfortunate passing, but I can see why he was so loved by the community, thanks for making me and so many others smile!
I love techno, a trick I always use in skywars and stuff like that is placing a lava bucket to burn my enemies, that trick has saved me more times than I can count. I wouldn't have known that move without techno
Technoblade 2016: Stabbing people in skywars for virtual coins Technoblade 2019: Stabbing famous KZheadrs for real life coins
*Technoblade 2016: Stabbing little children for hypixel coins
Technoblade 2016 Stabbing orphans for coins.
Your not funny
@@speddcarrot2081 you're*
@@Sreeto k
Techno: talks about jumping Me imagining bad boy halo: bouncy bouncy bouncy
Yes
@@Estherestheriscool no dumbass
@Present MIC; King of the sleepy potatoes ok I chill now
1:42 best moment
@@Estherestheriscool Wh-
I love how in this week techno doesn't take the games as seriously. I love this week so much
The day we all received the news of techno passing, i got a kitten with no name… and when i found out what techno real name was, i name my kitten Alex
Techno: “this is we have been practicing for in spleef” Chris: *walks straight into a hole*
Sandwichboi 69 i laughed way more than i should have
Was his teammate Chris from mr beast
Mocha Tea yes
OHHHHHHHHH
English be like "This is we have"
Techno is one of them lads who says they’ve done shit in a test then gets the best in the class
AF Bennett the legend who we all dream to be
but that’s literally me on tests tho
Okeh Okeh sorry big man
AF Bennett so he’s a fake ass white girl?
I can relate. Two kids who wanted be architects: OMG I GOT 80 I SUCK AT LIVING OMG KILL ME! Me: i got 65, above the failing grade idiot.
I keep on rewatching all his videos cus its just that entertaining each time, usually when you keep rewatching your favourite shows and animes, you get kinda bored cus you already know what happens but when i watch techno, i can even remember most of his commentary in each video but its still so entertaining to me like im watching it for the first time again.
"2019 is the weirdest timeline" My man had. NO. Idea what was coming for the end of the year😂
the legend says that technoblade didn't win intentionnaly so he could be invited in Minecraft monday #4
He still won individuals :/
Yeah but he doesn't get money from individuals so they don't get mad lul
@@BaphometSA He was given pig+ from another week for coming in first for individual so in the end he won
Genius
@@BaphometSA didn't the mods remove the stakes or some shit this time?
Aphmau: *OMAGAD TECHNOBLADE SJDHDNDIFHFJJ* Techno: Gamergirl spotted must ELIMINATE
I didnt know Aphmau played Minecraft Mondays!
Thanks for quoting the video, the deaf children will know what they said.
The screams cut off was perfect
LMAO
Gen 5 elite 4 theme intensifies
"We made a giant redstone computer and we're gonna be playing fortnite on it" I wish I could see the world through the eyes of a pig.
"you're the god that we don't deserve on this earth" that hits hard now
Technoblade: I fear no man but that thing *_30 second soup cooldown_* *It scares me*
iitz Anonymous tnt
you and your TF2 referances
tf2 meme is relevant
Joseph Xu plus tnt
@@somdude3494 He's only died once to TNT, so it's irrelevant.
2015-2018 technoblade : stabs children for coins 2019 technoblade : stabs famous youtubers and streamers for money
Pig++ Rank**
for college
clout
He has evolved from something beautiful to something Godly.
Isn't it wonderful to see them grow up
1.this is not bullying it's proving content 2.i'll miss this guy
I literally love how every time someone sees technoblade they start screaming and running LOLLL
I love that even with full diamond people are afraid to go against a totally under equipped techno, rightfully so
All hail technoblade the god of pvp
Techno with full leather
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@@ghxstmemes1065 dont forget his sharpness I fist
Who wouldn't be scared of someone who can win bedwars with just a wooden sword and win skywars and won using literally nothing
Techno: *wins* Everyone: _Why does he have to be so gooodddd-_ Techno: *loses* Everyone: _LOL NOOB_
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Every time I watch techoblade I get more happy
Same
I miss your uploads but I’m glad I got here when I did before it ended. Thank you for the streams I would watch during lunch break and thank you for being a big brother I never had.
Imagine losing while still getting over 9/10ths of your teams score and getting top individual, causal
Techno the nerd
I agree, very causal
Fazbear Gaming not even just losing, but getting second with his solo score lol
Notsuspicious the judgmental he got number one individual, so wdym?
@@catmandont1107 he means he got 2nd (teams board) alone with his individual score
Alternative Title: Getting bullied and scammed by Minecraft Monday staff
Alternative title: getting scammed by soup in minecraft
Your profile picture is cursed
I just noticed that Techno didn't include the bit where they wanted to remove that round where techno did /top and not let anyone get points. That, the parkour, and a couple other things inspired this comment.
666 likes wtf
Alternative title: How to make everyone realise how sad people are for playing video games too much
Little did techno know, this wouldnt be Chris' last cross over 😂
Switching sides
He went to the dark side
You're just a transphobe.@@mr.shadows1234
It’s amazing how awfully made these events were for how high profile they were.
its great how techno pronounces ‘chandler’ like its just chandelier with a few missing letters
Timestamp?
He says it like shandler
@@adamsloan1037 ik but what time
@@masmarvelous tysm
it do be like that sometimes
i love how the other povs are just everyone else beaing afraid of technoblade
To be fair everyone would be scared if they had to fight them
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grammar.exe
I just want to say that moment with Aphmau is priceless
@@yungrich6188 it just typo whats wrong with you
It's really great to just come back and watch these videos on occasion. Miss you Techno
" I just walked off im a god trust" nah bro ur aura was too pwoerful it broke a 1x1 cubic meter of snow instantly
Techno only lost because he didn’t want to get kicked out of minecraft mondays.
TECHNOBLADE NEVAH DIES
TECHNOBLADE NEVAH LOOSES, unless it on purpose for the bigger grand scheme
@@dienoub5957 All part of the master plan.
Pluike He’s going to keep throwing until the 100k prize pool with Bedwars as the game. Hehe
No it because of the cool down on soup
"I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO KILL TECHNOBLADE! I'M NOT CRAZY!" Literally everybody fears Technoblade, as they should.
It makes it even funnier that when he gets talked into it he gets absolutely destroyed. Thus justifying his fear
@@gdph8130 nö
YES EXACTLY
There’s no running from it
I literally read that comment as he said it xd
16:47 I'm jealous of this perfect glass pane parkour skill 🥲
I still come back to watch these videos atleast twice a year. Still a legendary man wether here or where he’s conquered
Technoblade: 2019 is the strangers timeline 2020: Allow me to introduce myself
PPP
PPPPPP
PPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
What are you on about
"As long as there are Mondays, there will be Minecraft Mondays" *sadness*
:(
I mean it pathed the way for events like mcc and mcu which are significantly better so it’s not that bad
2nd of January there will be nothing
for the best honestly there was too many problems and drama surrounding it
Minecraft Mondays 2 is currently under development
I an attention span of a butterfly and I still enjoy these videos greatly. what a legend.
With all the Chris drama this really shows the true chill Chris
I dont understand why there even is drama. Let the dude be him he's not hurting anybody
@@tuxtitan780 word bro they all support him until he accepts himself as who he is now suddenly everyone turns on him. it's kinda funny that ppl r like MRBEAST WOULDNT SUPPORT THAT! yet he does lol
@@tuxtitan780exept his wife and kid of course how dumb we are you are right
@@Austeen6900 thats what im sayin
@@Panda-gz5dr neither of them care. neither does Mr beast. grow up, you are the only problem
When you die you should have everyone’s reaction to you dying on screen. I know it’s more work but. Comedy.
No footage found
@@japaneseguy3816 ye
He probably couldnt becuase they cursed and he wants to keep monetisation
@@sadchild7428 nah he does his own censoring by voicing over their voice when they curse, it's hilarious too
Sad Child and it’ll just make him the type who boasts about being good
Every youtuber: “Oooh maybe I can go over there and get a few kills!” *sees technoblade* Also every youtuber: aAhhH TeChNo bLaAaaAaDee
*no blade* can touch him
If you get hit by Techno's wooden sword you're dead
HI SUB TO ME IT JEFF_21S
Lenuta Tibuleac no
Lenuta Tibuleac you have to make content
Chris saying “the god we don’t deserve in this earth” is so sad now but he’s right
Honestly this guy was so good at pvppppp I just love his content for the commentary, but this is something I don’t realize I missed
Techno: wants to win RNG: think again buddy Soup cooldown: not today buddy Luck: try again later Rules not being explained: nope
Still gets first individuals *
You forgot shitty teammate: nah bro
The rules were explained tho
@@spiffysquidge2724 2 words lava run
Don't forget the botched points system
Sparklez: Well all he knows is how to swing a sword Techno: *_You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!_*
_YOU FOOL_
He used to be part of Mianite Purges... so he can kinda pvp in a way.
@@zilacyt What I was referring to was when Sparklez said that Techno was only good at pvp lol
A Random Walrus :v *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK*
‘No! My egoooo’
Its been months and I have still been rewatching this legend, I hope the future me still keeps watching this legend, RIP LEGEND
aphmau screaming at technoblade was the first time i ever heard about him, and for the longest time i perceived him as some sort of unstoppable force with no emotions and i was *petrified*
LMFAOOO
I mean to be fair he is extra spooky
@@davidcasco7096 tru
I'm a big fan of techno and ashman uwu
Haha true
Technoblade could singlehandedly combo all the Area 51 guards with a stone axe for coins
Residual he wouldn’t need anything if he had soup
Area 51 guard one man shows up hahahaha- realise it's technoblade guards:run
Not if Area 51 guards have TNT
Hey res
@@nolife4218 yo
The fact that KZhead is giving us techno videos that means that he still wants us to watch his videos over and over again even if we get bored that will never change. Techno you will forever be missed rip king 🕊💔
Ah yes, because a dead Techno is controlling KZhead recommendations...
Yes he is
This was the series I found technoblade on. I do miss him, but I really hope his family is well, and that the channel remains a staple of Minecraft KZhead.
"as long as there are Mondays there will be Minecraft mondays" if only he knew
Scout Steve knew what?
@@nicomyrick5393 Minecraft Monday was ended, I don't know if it's back but yyeah.
@@geenpunk now its mc saturday
mondays is gone
discontinued channel there are only 6 days of the week now
Techno: There’s soup again!! Keem: I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move
Killer move
A L E X I S D O I N G T H I S S H I T Y O U F U C K I N G N I ...
Aka Epic gamer move! Hehehehehehehhehehehhehrrhehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehhegegegehehehehehhehehwhehwhwhwhhwjiwi *Get it?*
Lmao
I love how Chris is just getting murdered by skeppy and bbh and techos just having a mental breakdown about the 30second cooldown
People before meeting Technoblade: talks trash about him People after meeting Technoblade: praise him their whole lives
Watching Technoblade murder my childhood fills me with pride.
Dan think
Dantdm thinknoodles lol
AntVenom was the goat at one point, sad times to see indeed
lol
Not gonna lie I would agree
At his funeral he's gonna wake up and scream "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
Well that’s terrifying
Well it’s true
He gonna cha cha real smooth outta that coffin and strut past his grieving friends to go drop-kick some orphans
Lol
yee
its so sad both of them are gone now
I do not care that he is dead, I will watch his every single video and learn it so good that I could recreate it. THECHNOBLADE OBSESSION
I wheezed when I found out that the “teammate who can actually play” was badboyhalo
YES I was just thinking how it was hilarious that he just referred to BBH as Skeppy’s teammate. Can’t believe this was before the SMP!
I saw that it was bbh and died of laughter lmao, crazy that they didnt really know eachother..
As did I
@@user-qe7pc4mk6l they did know each other, watch some older videos of skeppy
@@houdini9739 bbh and skeppy have known each other since 2018...? did you just find out about minecraft youtubers when that SMP started?
RIP techno. we love you more than you ever knew. we’ll miss you.
❤
👑
👑
❤
🐽
I love the fact that this is some of the videos that we were left with. We’ll all remember him for everything he’s done ♥️
“2019 is the strangest time” 2020: hold my virus
I would if it were lethal, but unfortunately it’s just annoying
Irving Lagunas nah man i wont hold your virus, i don’t wanna get that darn 🦠 y’know.
uh i’d rather not
it is lethal-
Simpbaby it has less mortality rate than the flu lmao
1:35 "OH GOD, IT'S TECHNOBLADE! AHHHHHH!" *as calm as an assassin can get* "girl gamer spotted, GET 'ER! GET 'ER! DIE!"
"... okay"
I forgot his twitch name what is it again
Copy pasted
V.A. Gaming Playz No
Poor aph
I miss techno still so much. Can’t stop rewatching some of his vids😭
Dam im beginning to really love this channel now This is nice… Love you Techno one of your newest fans
When you spend 3 hours watching a Minecraft stream, then wait a week and watch the highlights too...
SAAME
Relatable, wasted 3 hours to watch the stream and just to watch the highlights
Cha cha real smooth
I litterly did that wth 😂😂😂😂
Lucas Walter respect for that Undeniable profile picture 🔥
They literally changed minecraft mondays so that techno couldn't win every week
To no minecraft monday
@@Junistheog 😔
1k likes and 2 reply’s?
@@mohammeda4872 holy shit this got 1k likes, thanks for letting me know
💀🖐🏻 that just proves how good he is at this game
One of his best series with his sky wars commentaries potato war and so many other great ones
In 2070: Techno’s grandkids: “What did you do for a living grandpa?” Technoblade: “I was a Minecraft legend.”
Idk a name great comment 👍🏻
Nevertheless Noah thanks! :D
His grandkids will be like what is Minecraft
Stabbing famous ppl for coins
Scythe BTW minecraft never dies
Everyone: “omg techno is so smart that he did /top” Chris’s chat that actually came up with the idea: ;-;
It was actually chat
@@skavion8845 “Chris’s chat” is a form of “chat”
lol
@The Big Bongo Cat who is dream
@@Habzo421 yeah who is he?
Bro, the meme god and the blood god teamed up
Just by watching this for a few seconds I could already tell there was going to be chaos
3 reasons why techno lost 1.The tourney was rigged techno lost point on parkour 2.Chris 3.THE FREAKIN APPLE!
And fishing and the cross teaming
And soup nerfing
Gamer epic style who?
@@respecmybrain4324 Team Make-a-Wish
Techno had 200 point lead over everyone on sslo board if he say had a semi competent team8 he would’ve won and if he got ALOT more points for winning parkkour he would’ve probably won
“I just googled the creator of minecraft. It’s Technoblade” - Gumball
I thought it was Steve "Ph1lza" Minecraft
No, it’s Philza. There’s a reason they call him Ph1LzA Minecraft The Creator of Minecraft.
googles untrustworthy, its philza
Can none of you take a joke? They were joking that he was so good that he may as well have made the game.
@@landrylongacre6391 bro- we were joking too lmfao
Still be falling asleep to these videos at night
This video along with the others are amazing, even after so long.
“This game is literally too easy for techno” Meanwhile Techno: *confused screaming€
I mean they nerfed everything that made the game fun lmao
@@AmericanIdiot7659 yeah well they were also nerfing all the things that techno relied on to win. The item drops at mid feels like it was specifically designed to make it harder for him
nice euro instead of *
Wetham You know it
“Oh, it’s invisible” Proceeds to jump across as if they are visible
there is an orange block next to them on the wall
Abdullah Imran r/woooosh
Big Squeeto that’s not a woooosh sorry
Big Squeeto not a woosh
its at least a semi woosh
“This is photoshopped” “THEY PUT A THIRTY SECOND COOLDOWN ON SOUP?!?!” “Mind you buisness, dont make enemies.” “NO! THE TNT!” “And king starts saying and i quote, NOOOOOOOOO”
“GIRL GAMER SPOTTED GET HER” -Technoblade 2019
I just love that literally everyone fears technoblade.
No one can hiiide from my sights
Everyone should
Other than maybe dream
Yea the one player techoblade fears is dream
Technoblade and dream have like IQ 1,000,000
Techno: Eats soup. Soup cooldown: Im about to end this mans whole career.
I'm at soup
S O U P T I M E
That Kerbonaut WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP
@@HydratedOats I MEAN I'M AT. SOUP!!!
RobloxGamingLord WHAT STORE ARE YOU ON!?
Cant believe its been one year since we lost you man. Your videos still bring me smiles and joy. We miss you Techno. Technoblade never dies ❤
Guys, Techno wouldn’t want us to cry over him, he call us nerds. So let’s a band together and bully some orphans! o7
i agree man
Technoblade: trains for several years for minecraft bingo Apple: no
7 days
This was probably the most scuffed MCM ever. From soup having a cool down to loot spawning at mid, this was the most scuffed and hilarious mcm ever
I'd say the one where it got hacked was maybe slightly more scuffed
@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 but non arguably the best mcm
except 7
People still watching this awesome guy in 2021 LOL
its called mcc