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I love how he switches to English for Benjamin.
@robinbowman19264 жыл бұрын
Benjamin is a dickhead
@ReyaadGafur4 жыл бұрын
He speaks English to his Girlfriend lol
@GreG9754 жыл бұрын
Especially because when he first meets Benjamin he specifically clarifies that Benjamin speaks French before speaking English to him
@le_petit_lutin3 жыл бұрын
He kissed more people more times for his one routine than i have ever done in my life
@killian93144 жыл бұрын
imagine doing this everyday. That's our daily lives...
@elaenim4 жыл бұрын
@@elaenim we do it in Indonesia too
@timothymichael14294 жыл бұрын
@@elaenim just say you are germaphobic or something. Ez way to get out without offending anyone
@mcyg20794 жыл бұрын
@@mcyg2079 so you have a prejudice against germs? Not cool.
@Dance_Party3 жыл бұрын
It's actually pretty good. Because if there is a girl you like, you can know much more reasily if she also likes you.
@Stalysfa2 жыл бұрын
God, this video was 50% talk, 50% bise
@peanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts4 жыл бұрын
I thought my French teacher wasn't being that serious when she told us about this... (she lived 7 years in France) Ngl that sounds like literal hell
@deeznuts47034 жыл бұрын
stream Feel good Same here! And even worse, I’m from Finland. We don’t do that touching strangers thing here. Or talking to them, unless it’s totally unavoidable. Handshakes are optional as well, especially during flu season. My family and I visited my mom’s friends in France once when I was an awkward teen. I was bloody traumatized! So much touching strangers going on and I _didn’t want to_. But I had to, JFC it was terrible. I swore to myself then and there that I’d never get any French friends myself, because I don’t want to have to do la bise with their creepy 70-year-old uncles and whoever else happens to be in the house. Southern Europe is way too social and fake-friendly-but-judgemental anyway. I talk to my parents on the phone about once a month and visit once a year, and that’s just perfect. I already live with my husband so he fills up my whole quota of social interaction by himself. And no one complains or judges us for it.
@nalinea184 жыл бұрын
@@nalinea18 Both sounds like literal hell tbh.
@michelenintricepsi65294 жыл бұрын
@@michelenintricepsi6529 nah in arab culture we always do it and itd the same 2 or 3 bullshit depending on what country they're from but if ur native it's easy andshi
@QuickFlixDae4 жыл бұрын
@@nalinea18 lmao I'm a Finn too, you're just talking straight fax
@deeznuts47034 жыл бұрын
😂 I'm half hispanic so when I meet all of my mom's friends who are spanish, they try to give me those kisses while I just try to lean back so they don't touch my face😂
@madisoncampos64414 жыл бұрын
I think leaving is the worst. You start saying goodbye to everyone. But by the time that you have said goodbye to everyone, you have to start all over again because it’s been two hours since you said goodbye to the first one. Btw. Will see your show in November!
@ModernLady4 жыл бұрын
Mariann Eråk Mais n’oublies jamais: Pluie en novembre Noel en décembre!
@bengrizzlyadams61874 жыл бұрын
Mariann Eråk or .... you sneak out the room and say good bye to everyone by a global sms pretending to have an emergency lol 😜 (After a few time, you may have got a vigilante’s réputation and a nick name like Batman or Green Arrow lol)
@miskeyp4 жыл бұрын
I'm from a Latin family with something similar to la bise. There's a reason the party lasts for half a day.
@bookworm36964 жыл бұрын
even if I am not french in my country we do the same thing with one kiss and is just as annoying
@patax1444 жыл бұрын
@@bookworm3696 so true that is why when my mom says lets come to your aunt's birthday we'll be back in no time so you can study, I am like there's no way that is actually happening
@patax1444 жыл бұрын
Note to self: get drunk BEFORE you enter a French house party
@slushpuppie194 жыл бұрын
So you gonna make it 2 time slower 😂
@71thfriedrich344 жыл бұрын
That won't save you
@shanerajkumar36334 жыл бұрын
He really commits to his bit, but it doesn't get old. Thank you KZhead Recommendations
@thelorewriter94604 жыл бұрын
France is hard place to be for Introverts damn. I am even concerned about greeting the guests at my house.
@MrDiCapro4 жыл бұрын
Same
@killian93144 жыл бұрын
tbh not that much because la bise is just completely normal so even introverts don't have problems with that. it's as natural as saying hello, it's a matter of being polite.
@gaedre82494 жыл бұрын
@@gaedre8249 not really, it can be difficult for introvert to do la bise even if we've always been in France, we use to do it bc it's a part of our society
@manorto4 жыл бұрын
@S F ahah c'est vrai que le Covid nous a tous arrangé sur ce point là, personnellement ai jamais eu la honte de dire que je ne faisais pas la bise et les gens s'y habituent
@manorto3 жыл бұрын
@S F ahah après tu peux toujours essayer avec les personnes proche de toi normalement ils le prendront bien ( au pire tu peux toujours dire que t'es malade ahah ;) ) ! et pareil pour le serrage de main une plaie
@manorto3 жыл бұрын
La fameuse technique de faire semblant d'être malade 👌
@inesmartinez78174 жыл бұрын
On l'a tous fait 😂
@mailynh15034 жыл бұрын
ça marche à chaque fois
@KhairulAzlan_kazlan134 жыл бұрын
@@KhairulAzlan_kazlan13 Sauf pour le connard qui te sors, bah c'est pas grave moi aussi!
@BillyZeKat4 жыл бұрын
@@BillyZeKat 😂
@gabrilapin4 жыл бұрын
J’ai été malade mes 3 années de lycée 🙄😂
@jesaispasquoimettre27224 жыл бұрын
As an introverted American male who strongly dislikes physical contact, this sounds like a nightmare.
@RhynoBytes8574 жыл бұрын
As an introverted France, it is !
@ellef_red4 жыл бұрын
I'm very extroverted and even I, who has very relaxed personal boundaries, La Bise sounds horrible
@regularusername55164 жыл бұрын
I'm french, and it took many years before I was comfortable with it. Actually, until I was like 15-16, I refused to do it. Then I think I just did not wanted to seem as a creep so I gave in and with time (i'm 25) I got used to. But it was hard and I know it is hard for many people in France.
@paulcases26464 жыл бұрын
It's not that bad and not that fast in real life! We are talking about meeting friends, it's supposedly a happy reunion and you get to have a word with each and everyone of them when doing la bise, it's a beautiful of saying hello.
@auroreroussel11114 жыл бұрын
@@auroreroussel1111 Im still not into it. I'm used to America where people are almost afraid to be touched
@regularusername55164 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what hell would be like for french people Satan : well you've endure being burn here for 500 years so it means that you can finally go to the heaven Me : thank god finally im out of here Satan : oh yeah before you go dont forget to give La Bise to all of the remaining people here
@rezafrost834 жыл бұрын
Reza Frost LMAO U MADE MY DAY
@paradox98234 жыл бұрын
It would be another 500 years.
@harry1995ification4 жыл бұрын
Reza Frost 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sjappiyah40714 жыл бұрын
@@sjappiyah4071 As a french, there's only one thing I can reply to this : That's the evilest thing I can imagine.
@MrEpicwarman4 жыл бұрын
For once I'm glad to be living in Germany where delaying a beer is a criminal offense punishable by jail or up to 5 years in France.
@hughjazz49364 жыл бұрын
RIP benjamin
@webvictor64334 жыл бұрын
Mais c'est tellement vrai dans une soirée on fait environ 40 000 fois la bise 🤣😭
@smooki13424 жыл бұрын
Sorry, j’suis malade 🤒😜
@miskeyp4 жыл бұрын
@@miskeyp Oh désolé, une bise pour ton santé
@zacharymorritt4 жыл бұрын
Zachary Morritt hahaha thx lol so ... we can keep drinking now, we skip the fucking bise lol
@miskeyp4 жыл бұрын
Mais pourquoi fais-tu ça c’est dégoûtant j’ai du faire la bise à ma maîtresse 🤢
@nebulavortexhd80074 жыл бұрын
Bhin ouais c'est tellement plus convivial 😂😂😂
@maxesantesocialebienetre70333 жыл бұрын
first kiss was when both couldnt agree on a side to start with
@summer-gj3oc4 жыл бұрын
Pauvre Benjamin😂😂😂
@edenshubert24684 жыл бұрын
Imagine throwing a joint birthday and New Years' party on December 31st
@heartnseoul75834 жыл бұрын
Une pensée à la personne tout à droite de la rangée, qui a sans doute jamais autant touché la joue d'un mec qu'elle était allée voir en spectacle Et un gros F à Benjamin
@dolfinsbizou4 жыл бұрын
😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
@longlivethebook58774 жыл бұрын
I only just realised that "la bise" happened on NYEs at a house party. Only 2 people did it and occurred to me just now they were French 😂 It all makes sense now.
@FroZenMemes4 жыл бұрын
Im a canadian that grew up in brazil and this shit is so fukn relatable XD
@neonhavok4 жыл бұрын
canadian studying in Belgium. Gets me everytime! Walking into school is a nightmare for me!!!
@elizamoore14934 жыл бұрын
@@elizamoore1493 huh, id assume the more northern countrys in europe were less touchy, cause germans, english, and finnish and such seem to act very much like canadians greetings wise
@neonhavok4 жыл бұрын
@@neonhavok Wallonia is basically French though. No idea how it works in Flanders but it was expected that at least half of Belgium had la bise.
@agustinl23024 жыл бұрын
He kisses more people in less then 6 minutes then I do in a year.
@a_yan65814 жыл бұрын
Even me as a Frenchman, those rules piss me off
@romaincarnaby69324 жыл бұрын
D'où le faut que des fois, le matin quand j'arrive en cours et que je vois un groupe de gens que je connais, je préviens desuite : 《salut, déso, flemme de faire la bise ce matin》
@Oce-qq2tr4 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BENJAMIN
@lupevinado30874 жыл бұрын
That poor Benjamin lmao
@rellik00984 жыл бұрын
I love how the comments are half and half in french and english.
@1999colebug4 жыл бұрын
Best part is that he is absolutely not exaggerating.
@thecommentsuperhero85784 жыл бұрын
I speak English and have never even been to France but this was still HILARIOUS!
@boland734 жыл бұрын
What a great crowd. Getting shit on and being good sports.
@chrisyeomans55474 жыл бұрын
Poor Benjamin. 🤣🤣🤣
@cheyennenolte4 жыл бұрын
Man you are incredible. KZhead algorithm scored again and i ve watched your whole show just by clicking the next video
@yungbando014 жыл бұрын
Every time he goes down there he stresses me out!
@soupy274 жыл бұрын
You’re fantastic haha its like you vent my frustrations of life in france for me
@katyoutnabout59434 жыл бұрын
oh man. i’ve never been to europe but i’ll see italian family members and they do something similar to la bise and it’s highkey awkward because i never know if they’re gonna do it or not and then i’m being kissed and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ okay sure
@resveries_4 жыл бұрын
At least it's much easier than in France: here it's just like left cheek, right cheek or vice versa and that's it, it's not like an indefinite amount of kisses like he said in his previous video on la bise
@marianolaguzzi4 жыл бұрын
@@marianolaguzzi Yeah, same for Spain, right cheek first, then left cheek. Just two kisses, and it's pretty standard everywhere in the country I believe. Most of Latin America seems to have dropped the second kiss and just goes for a single one, usually on the right cheek.
@agustinl23024 жыл бұрын
oh my jesus mexico too. complete strangers!
@miam69204 жыл бұрын
I love listening to this guy speaking french
@tinyoceancloud4 жыл бұрын
10% jokes *90% roasting Benjamin*
@sethheppner71384 жыл бұрын
Love how he just keeps shitting on benjamin
@CalaCrisp884 жыл бұрын
This is my first time hearing of you (thanks algorithm) and wow! Just wow! Great show, man!
@muizzsiddique4 жыл бұрын
Living in the USA for 20y now, I forgot all about la bise... Et la poignee de main. Ici ca ne ce fait pas non plus.
@othfrk14 жыл бұрын
Hilarious Paul, la bise is still weird to me haha!! My mam, my little sister and I are happy that you see what we see !!!!
@hollyelms004 жыл бұрын
You gotta know that... but most of us french people don't even understand it. We're slowly stopping to do it, it's just a huge pain in the ass x) Waving a hand is way better eh!
@Lhey_4 жыл бұрын
Le pire c'est que c'est trop ça la bise xDD Je m'en rendais pas compte que c'était si chiant tellement c'est une habitude x)
@inthelegend3074 жыл бұрын
J'adore ! Pour moi, à la fac, les gens doivent avoir une flemme générale donc personne ne fait la bise à personne (même les groupes d'amis qui sont h24 5j/7 ensemble) À tel point que ça me manquerait presque 😂😂 Eh! J'ai dit presque 😂
@Lucie_L074 жыл бұрын
Oui moi aussi depuis que je suis rentrée en prépa plus personne ne se fait la bise chais pas on doit avoir la flemme
@maouimaisnon25354 жыл бұрын
@@maouimaisnon2535 pas le temps de sociabiliser en prépa ! Prepa maqué, prépa ratée comme on dit. C'est ptet pour ça que j'ai arrêté la prépa la première année...
@raphael1224 жыл бұрын
@@raphael122 Oui c'est exactement ça du genre "quoi, un être humain ? Non, je ne vois que des cahiers et des pages de cours moi" En plus quand on fait la bise on perd exactement 0,7 seconde par joue (c'est le pire si on habite dans le sud), ce qui fait un total de 37 minutes et 28 secondes à l'année, soit une khôlle (en comptant la bise du matin et la bise du soir à en moyenne 10 personnes par jour, - 4 jours de bonjour à distance car rhume). Je précise que ces chiffres officiels ont été validés par la convention lycéenne de bienséance et la classe de math spé. Bonne soirée. Je ne vous fait pas la bise.
@maouimaisnon25354 жыл бұрын
Love it! Love it! it's so TRUE... and coming to see you in Jan. Thank you Paul
@georgesxd85404 жыл бұрын
Bro my family is like this (we’re Italian) and I swear it takes yearsss to get through everyone, and on top of that you see a new random, old family member every time lmao
@goldstaarr22214 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this channel! Hilarious!!
@marieblueangel4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching it!
@ferlvs2 жыл бұрын
J'adore ca ! Bravo Paul, c'est tres drole ! Bonne chance pour ton nouveau show.
@internalmedicine99824 жыл бұрын
So true! It is annoying as hell. Having raz le bol of this charade, I found a perfectly effective technique : avoid eye contact and move like you didn't see anyone. When invited and it is time to go, I just go straight to the host, eyes on them, to say goodbye and give my thanks. And hop, I'm gone. When I arrive, I make a very discreet entrance, and same, no eye contact around the room for the first half hour or until the next person arrives because then I am old news. 😄
@maed5992 Жыл бұрын
THESE ARE AMAZING WELL DONE
@ethanjohnstone67974 жыл бұрын
C'est pareil au Québec❤😂
@cherryblossom52394 жыл бұрын
Oui lol
@Tranceplant824 жыл бұрын
This video is wild post covid.la fking bise😂😂
@bernardvonreiche54742 жыл бұрын
The eyes tho so relatable I got scolded for it
@tng34 жыл бұрын
Excellent !
@poulain20034 жыл бұрын
This is so good
@hummusandtobacconist12794 жыл бұрын
Dude that hit deep!
@sharmavishwas4 жыл бұрын
Been laughing my ass of for the past hour on your shit
@ThoughtinFlight4 жыл бұрын
benjamin is a legend
@muskankhaled4 жыл бұрын
Bravo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jesuisshirley07164 жыл бұрын
Fuck I feel like I’m watching someone sign with how much Paul moves his hands
@AristotleTheLesser4 жыл бұрын
Imagine un peu chez moi c'est trois bises
@matrix78944 жыл бұрын
POURQUOI il y en as qui en font 4 aussi
@fuz3madara2364 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😊
@taik864 жыл бұрын
Ben is my favorite.
@Hieidrkdragon34 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this video just before going to a BD/NYE party in France... What have I done?
@gugusalpha24114 жыл бұрын
This is so true 😂😂 My husband just cannot get used to it.
@Kilkeny19764 жыл бұрын
THIS is so true in Spain and Iran
@EmmaR3 жыл бұрын
Excellent bcp trop bien
@williamroux88464 жыл бұрын
i move to France two years ago and this is so painfully accurate
@fekrytesfaye10584 жыл бұрын
Does la bise but to benjamin at 1:14. Very casual 😂😂😂
@TheMrZomboss4 жыл бұрын
As a latin american I feel this on a spiritual level
@LaRana23154 жыл бұрын
As an Italian I did too
@hopeless_turkey27354 жыл бұрын
Paul, on t'attends avec la gnôle, l'absinthe et la vipérine dans nos campagnes, on a plein de jeu rigodrole 🙃 Btw bon sketch
@ryokone69344 жыл бұрын
Tu oublie le génépi
@hepyxgoproedit40764 жыл бұрын
En vrai la liste entière est un peu longue 🤔
@ryokone69344 жыл бұрын
@@ryokone6934 oui
@hepyxgoproedit40764 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ! Plus jamais je ferai des bises dans les fêtes.
@guiguiator4 жыл бұрын
Me: *has French test tomorrow* Me: I have time Me at 1 am: I need to wake up in five hours I guess I won’t have time to study
@atmoak70634 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, I'm dying!! hahahahaha!!!
@Jason7R4 жыл бұрын
Frenchie here, I too doesn't understand la bise, it's hell. some people give you la bise ALL ALONG THEIR INTRODUCTION. "hi - smack- I'm Benjamin - smack- nice to meet ya - smack-..."
@1111shizuka4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 des barressss
@paradisioescapes87614 жыл бұрын
Il me tue 😂😂😂
@paradisioescapes87614 жыл бұрын
du coup je vais me prendre une biere ! la bise Paul
@mathilde12124 жыл бұрын
Il a tellement raison😂
@kilianmeline99024 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about going to French, let me think again 🤣
@carlospriel4 жыл бұрын
Lol so true.
@sofiam42704 жыл бұрын
uu a partir de 6 personnes je passe au salut collectif. même moins, et je tape pas la bise à tout le monde, un grand sourire suffit souvent.
@A427thebouh4 жыл бұрын
same in spain, only we give you the beer as soon as you cross the door.
@Mariia.Cascales4 жыл бұрын
We do these in Argentina too It looks so tiring when he does it but I swear it's not Once you get used to it it just comes naturally I don't even notice how much time I spend doing this
@cam52964 жыл бұрын
Pauvre Benjamin 😂😂😂
@maxesantesocialebienetre70333 жыл бұрын
This also happens to me in Costa Rica, when I enter my class I just wave everybody and say hello, but when a classmate enters she starts kissing everyone on the cheeks and I'm like ah shit here we go again
@honeymustardchickennugget25514 жыл бұрын
Classic Benjamin fucking it up.
@andrewmurphy53104 жыл бұрын
La solution pour sortir de la soirée sans perdre deux heures à faire la bise à tout le monde: filer à l'anglaise!
@zoet2 жыл бұрын
NOOOO NOT THE BEES
@MikalCaober4 жыл бұрын
Ahah it's so true !!! ~a French from France 😂😂😂😂
@fujoshi86724 жыл бұрын
Poor Benjamin
@TheOtherNeutrino4 жыл бұрын
f in chat for benjamin
@garbiiiiij4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being born on New Years Eve.
@RainbowDemon4 жыл бұрын
il est bon
@bobolpatrick37894 жыл бұрын
0:38 French pacman
@Fasepalm_4 жыл бұрын
La bise pour la nouvelle année par contre c'est avant tout pour souhaiter amour santé bonheur travail et perso pour la nouvelle année qui commence
@byrdiie99428 ай бұрын
In Hungary they do the same fucking thing. Christmas is a nightmare because of it. 1) Kiss everyone to say hello 2) Kiss everyone during the FIRSTdrink 3) Kiss everyone during the CHRISTMAS celebatory drink 4) Kiss everyone during the exchange of gifts 5) Kiss the later arrivals 6) Kiss the people who leave 7) Kiss everyone on the way out
@arandombard11974 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Lebanon. A lot. It was a French colony so that’s to be expected hehe
@sofia1881js4 жыл бұрын
Il dit que des réalités dont on ne fait pas attention. J'ai déjà pris plus d'une heure pour saluer tout le monde car en général tu parle également.
@amskioulecureuil77844 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious ... cause it's true, not just in France 😂
I love how he switches to English for Benjamin.
Benjamin is a dickhead
He speaks English to his Girlfriend lol
Especially because when he first meets Benjamin he specifically clarifies that Benjamin speaks French before speaking English to him
He kissed more people more times for his one routine than i have ever done in my life
imagine doing this everyday. That's our daily lives...
@@elaenim we do it in Indonesia too
@@elaenim just say you are germaphobic or something. Ez way to get out without offending anyone
@@mcyg2079 so you have a prejudice against germs? Not cool.
It's actually pretty good. Because if there is a girl you like, you can know much more reasily if she also likes you.
God, this video was 50% talk, 50% bise
I thought my French teacher wasn't being that serious when she told us about this... (she lived 7 years in France) Ngl that sounds like literal hell
stream Feel good Same here! And even worse, I’m from Finland. We don’t do that touching strangers thing here. Or talking to them, unless it’s totally unavoidable. Handshakes are optional as well, especially during flu season. My family and I visited my mom’s friends in France once when I was an awkward teen. I was bloody traumatized! So much touching strangers going on and I _didn’t want to_. But I had to, JFC it was terrible. I swore to myself then and there that I’d never get any French friends myself, because I don’t want to have to do la bise with their creepy 70-year-old uncles and whoever else happens to be in the house. Southern Europe is way too social and fake-friendly-but-judgemental anyway. I talk to my parents on the phone about once a month and visit once a year, and that’s just perfect. I already live with my husband so he fills up my whole quota of social interaction by himself. And no one complains or judges us for it.
@@nalinea18 Both sounds like literal hell tbh.
@@michelenintricepsi6529 nah in arab culture we always do it and itd the same 2 or 3 bullshit depending on what country they're from but if ur native it's easy andshi
@@nalinea18 lmao I'm a Finn too, you're just talking straight fax
😂 I'm half hispanic so when I meet all of my mom's friends who are spanish, they try to give me those kisses while I just try to lean back so they don't touch my face😂
I think leaving is the worst. You start saying goodbye to everyone. But by the time that you have said goodbye to everyone, you have to start all over again because it’s been two hours since you said goodbye to the first one. Btw. Will see your show in November!
Mariann Eråk Mais n’oublies jamais: Pluie en novembre Noel en décembre!
Mariann Eråk or .... you sneak out the room and say good bye to everyone by a global sms pretending to have an emergency lol 😜 (After a few time, you may have got a vigilante’s réputation and a nick name like Batman or Green Arrow lol)
I'm from a Latin family with something similar to la bise. There's a reason the party lasts for half a day.
even if I am not french in my country we do the same thing with one kiss and is just as annoying
@@bookworm3696 so true that is why when my mom says lets come to your aunt's birthday we'll be back in no time so you can study, I am like there's no way that is actually happening
Note to self: get drunk BEFORE you enter a French house party
So you gonna make it 2 time slower 😂
That won't save you
He really commits to his bit, but it doesn't get old. Thank you KZhead Recommendations
France is hard place to be for Introverts damn. I am even concerned about greeting the guests at my house.
Same
tbh not that much because la bise is just completely normal so even introverts don't have problems with that. it's as natural as saying hello, it's a matter of being polite.
@@gaedre8249 not really, it can be difficult for introvert to do la bise even if we've always been in France, we use to do it bc it's a part of our society
@S F ahah c'est vrai que le Covid nous a tous arrangé sur ce point là, personnellement ai jamais eu la honte de dire que je ne faisais pas la bise et les gens s'y habituent
@S F ahah après tu peux toujours essayer avec les personnes proche de toi normalement ils le prendront bien ( au pire tu peux toujours dire que t'es malade ahah ;) ) ! et pareil pour le serrage de main une plaie
La fameuse technique de faire semblant d'être malade 👌
On l'a tous fait 😂
ça marche à chaque fois
@@KhairulAzlan_kazlan13 Sauf pour le connard qui te sors, bah c'est pas grave moi aussi!
@@BillyZeKat 😂
J’ai été malade mes 3 années de lycée 🙄😂
As an introverted American male who strongly dislikes physical contact, this sounds like a nightmare.
As an introverted France, it is !
I'm very extroverted and even I, who has very relaxed personal boundaries, La Bise sounds horrible
I'm french, and it took many years before I was comfortable with it. Actually, until I was like 15-16, I refused to do it. Then I think I just did not wanted to seem as a creep so I gave in and with time (i'm 25) I got used to. But it was hard and I know it is hard for many people in France.
It's not that bad and not that fast in real life! We are talking about meeting friends, it's supposedly a happy reunion and you get to have a word with each and everyone of them when doing la bise, it's a beautiful of saying hello.
@@auroreroussel1111 Im still not into it. I'm used to America where people are almost afraid to be touched
Just imagine what hell would be like for french people Satan : well you've endure being burn here for 500 years so it means that you can finally go to the heaven Me : thank god finally im out of here Satan : oh yeah before you go dont forget to give La Bise to all of the remaining people here
Reza Frost LMAO U MADE MY DAY
It would be another 500 years.
Reza Frost 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@sjappiyah4071 As a french, there's only one thing I can reply to this : That's the evilest thing I can imagine.
For once I'm glad to be living in Germany where delaying a beer is a criminal offense punishable by jail or up to 5 years in France.
RIP benjamin
Mais c'est tellement vrai dans une soirée on fait environ 40 000 fois la bise 🤣😭
Sorry, j’suis malade 🤒😜
@@miskeyp Oh désolé, une bise pour ton santé
Zachary Morritt hahaha thx lol so ... we can keep drinking now, we skip the fucking bise lol
Mais pourquoi fais-tu ça c’est dégoûtant j’ai du faire la bise à ma maîtresse 🤢
Bhin ouais c'est tellement plus convivial 😂😂😂
first kiss was when both couldnt agree on a side to start with
Pauvre Benjamin😂😂😂
Imagine throwing a joint birthday and New Years' party on December 31st
Une pensée à la personne tout à droite de la rangée, qui a sans doute jamais autant touché la joue d'un mec qu'elle était allée voir en spectacle Et un gros F à Benjamin
😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
I only just realised that "la bise" happened on NYEs at a house party. Only 2 people did it and occurred to me just now they were French 😂 It all makes sense now.
Im a canadian that grew up in brazil and this shit is so fukn relatable XD
canadian studying in Belgium. Gets me everytime! Walking into school is a nightmare for me!!!
@@elizamoore1493 huh, id assume the more northern countrys in europe were less touchy, cause germans, english, and finnish and such seem to act very much like canadians greetings wise
@@neonhavok Wallonia is basically French though. No idea how it works in Flanders but it was expected that at least half of Belgium had la bise.
He kisses more people in less then 6 minutes then I do in a year.
Even me as a Frenchman, those rules piss me off
D'où le faut que des fois, le matin quand j'arrive en cours et que je vois un groupe de gens que je connais, je préviens desuite : 《salut, déso, flemme de faire la bise ce matin》
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BENJAMIN
That poor Benjamin lmao
I love how the comments are half and half in french and english.
Best part is that he is absolutely not exaggerating.
I speak English and have never even been to France but this was still HILARIOUS!
What a great crowd. Getting shit on and being good sports.
Poor Benjamin. 🤣🤣🤣
Man you are incredible. KZhead algorithm scored again and i ve watched your whole show just by clicking the next video
Every time he goes down there he stresses me out!
You’re fantastic haha its like you vent my frustrations of life in france for me
oh man. i’ve never been to europe but i’ll see italian family members and they do something similar to la bise and it’s highkey awkward because i never know if they’re gonna do it or not and then i’m being kissed and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ okay sure
At least it's much easier than in France: here it's just like left cheek, right cheek or vice versa and that's it, it's not like an indefinite amount of kisses like he said in his previous video on la bise
@@marianolaguzzi Yeah, same for Spain, right cheek first, then left cheek. Just two kisses, and it's pretty standard everywhere in the country I believe. Most of Latin America seems to have dropped the second kiss and just goes for a single one, usually on the right cheek.
oh my jesus mexico too. complete strangers!
I love listening to this guy speaking french
10% jokes *90% roasting Benjamin*
Love how he just keeps shitting on benjamin
This is my first time hearing of you (thanks algorithm) and wow! Just wow! Great show, man!
Living in the USA for 20y now, I forgot all about la bise... Et la poignee de main. Ici ca ne ce fait pas non plus.
Hilarious Paul, la bise is still weird to me haha!! My mam, my little sister and I are happy that you see what we see !!!!
You gotta know that... but most of us french people don't even understand it. We're slowly stopping to do it, it's just a huge pain in the ass x) Waving a hand is way better eh!
Le pire c'est que c'est trop ça la bise xDD Je m'en rendais pas compte que c'était si chiant tellement c'est une habitude x)
J'adore ! Pour moi, à la fac, les gens doivent avoir une flemme générale donc personne ne fait la bise à personne (même les groupes d'amis qui sont h24 5j/7 ensemble) À tel point que ça me manquerait presque 😂😂 Eh! J'ai dit presque 😂
Oui moi aussi depuis que je suis rentrée en prépa plus personne ne se fait la bise chais pas on doit avoir la flemme
@@maouimaisnon2535 pas le temps de sociabiliser en prépa ! Prepa maqué, prépa ratée comme on dit. C'est ptet pour ça que j'ai arrêté la prépa la première année...
@@raphael122 Oui c'est exactement ça du genre "quoi, un être humain ? Non, je ne vois que des cahiers et des pages de cours moi" En plus quand on fait la bise on perd exactement 0,7 seconde par joue (c'est le pire si on habite dans le sud), ce qui fait un total de 37 minutes et 28 secondes à l'année, soit une khôlle (en comptant la bise du matin et la bise du soir à en moyenne 10 personnes par jour, - 4 jours de bonjour à distance car rhume). Je précise que ces chiffres officiels ont été validés par la convention lycéenne de bienséance et la classe de math spé. Bonne soirée. Je ne vous fait pas la bise.
Love it! Love it! it's so TRUE... and coming to see you in Jan. Thank you Paul
Bro my family is like this (we’re Italian) and I swear it takes yearsss to get through everyone, and on top of that you see a new random, old family member every time lmao
Just discovered this channel! Hilarious!!
I can't stop watching it!
J'adore ca ! Bravo Paul, c'est tres drole ! Bonne chance pour ton nouveau show.
So true! It is annoying as hell. Having raz le bol of this charade, I found a perfectly effective technique : avoid eye contact and move like you didn't see anyone. When invited and it is time to go, I just go straight to the host, eyes on them, to say goodbye and give my thanks. And hop, I'm gone. When I arrive, I make a very discreet entrance, and same, no eye contact around the room for the first half hour or until the next person arrives because then I am old news. 😄
THESE ARE AMAZING WELL DONE
C'est pareil au Québec❤😂
Oui lol
This video is wild post covid.la fking bise😂😂
The eyes tho so relatable I got scolded for it
Excellent !
This is so good
Dude that hit deep!
Been laughing my ass of for the past hour on your shit
benjamin is a legend
Bravo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck I feel like I’m watching someone sign with how much Paul moves his hands
Imagine un peu chez moi c'est trois bises
POURQUOI il y en as qui en font 4 aussi
Brilliant 😊
Ben is my favorite.
I'm watching this video just before going to a BD/NYE party in France... What have I done?
This is so true 😂😂 My husband just cannot get used to it.
THIS is so true in Spain and Iran
Excellent bcp trop bien
i move to France two years ago and this is so painfully accurate
Does la bise but to benjamin at 1:14. Very casual 😂😂😂
As a latin american I feel this on a spiritual level
As an Italian I did too
Paul, on t'attends avec la gnôle, l'absinthe et la vipérine dans nos campagnes, on a plein de jeu rigodrole 🙃 Btw bon sketch
Tu oublie le génépi
En vrai la liste entière est un peu longue 🤔
@@ryokone6934 oui
Hahaha ! Plus jamais je ferai des bises dans les fêtes.
Me: *has French test tomorrow* Me: I have time Me at 1 am: I need to wake up in five hours I guess I won’t have time to study
Holy crap, I'm dying!! hahahahaha!!!
Frenchie here, I too doesn't understand la bise, it's hell. some people give you la bise ALL ALONG THEIR INTRODUCTION. "hi - smack- I'm Benjamin - smack- nice to meet ya - smack-..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂 des barressss
Il me tue 😂😂😂
du coup je vais me prendre une biere ! la bise Paul
Il a tellement raison😂
I was thinking about going to French, let me think again 🤣
Lol so true.
uu a partir de 6 personnes je passe au salut collectif. même moins, et je tape pas la bise à tout le monde, un grand sourire suffit souvent.
same in spain, only we give you the beer as soon as you cross the door.
We do these in Argentina too It looks so tiring when he does it but I swear it's not Once you get used to it it just comes naturally I don't even notice how much time I spend doing this
Pauvre Benjamin 😂😂😂
This also happens to me in Costa Rica, when I enter my class I just wave everybody and say hello, but when a classmate enters she starts kissing everyone on the cheeks and I'm like ah shit here we go again
Classic Benjamin fucking it up.
La solution pour sortir de la soirée sans perdre deux heures à faire la bise à tout le monde: filer à l'anglaise!
NOOOO NOT THE BEES
Ahah it's so true !!! ~a French from France 😂😂😂😂
Poor Benjamin
f in chat for benjamin
Imagine being born on New Years Eve.
il est bon
0:38 French pacman
La bise pour la nouvelle année par contre c'est avant tout pour souhaiter amour santé bonheur travail et perso pour la nouvelle année qui commence
In Hungary they do the same fucking thing. Christmas is a nightmare because of it. 1) Kiss everyone to say hello 2) Kiss everyone during the FIRSTdrink 3) Kiss everyone during the CHRISTMAS celebatory drink 4) Kiss everyone during the exchange of gifts 5) Kiss the later arrivals 6) Kiss the people who leave 7) Kiss everyone on the way out
Reminds me of Lebanon. A lot. It was a French colony so that’s to be expected hehe
Il dit que des réalités dont on ne fait pas attention. J'ai déjà pris plus d'une heure pour saluer tout le monde car en général tu parle également.
This is fucking hilarious ... cause it's true, not just in France 😂
0:52 "A CAUSE DE LA FUCKING BISE"