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You should know that French people take their bread very seriously. Last time they couldn't get it they started a revolution.
@JohnTrustworthy4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@savetheoaplease81124 жыл бұрын
As a french i like your post 😂.
@fandemusique46934 жыл бұрын
That's way to relatable
@mastermadness74174 жыл бұрын
And to think they should've eaten cake!
@thesampion6284 жыл бұрын
Thesampion The ingredients we need to do bread are the same we need to do cakes 🎂 x)
@NAGA2224 жыл бұрын
I’m using the level of beer in the cup as reference to put the clips in sequence
@borrioboy62724 жыл бұрын
>Refills
@IronDragon13374 жыл бұрын
u r a fucking genius
@thumbsupd51644 жыл бұрын
You smart little-
@HYKANTUS4 жыл бұрын
Borrio Boy lol same
@lepapanouwel46634 жыл бұрын
@Amishi Arora Fking great idea! Lmao i guess im an idiot.
@Amghannam4 жыл бұрын
Japanese have taken the waiting line to another level. They have well spaced footprints in front of each door of the train in the subway so that you respect the personal space.
@lucieciepka10314 жыл бұрын
Until you're in the train, sardine box like on rush hours.
@chucku004 жыл бұрын
Cette regle s'applique sur les escalators en angleterre. Une marche de courtoisie entre les gens sinon tu te fais engueuler. Et attention a laisser les gens passer a gauche parce qu'ils se sont pas levé assez tot pour pas courir dans l'escalier
@p4ngolin4 жыл бұрын
And they look at you soooo baad when you're not on space... I've didn't seen it...
@TheElfedubois4 жыл бұрын
Heck man even their escalators are well managed. There's one half of the escalator for if you just want to stand and slowly ascend, and if you wanna walk up the escalator because you're slightly in a rush, you just walk up the other part of it.
@dianarojo-jewell60914 жыл бұрын
@@jazzycat8917 Not really www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2015-01/09/content_19282920.htm www.istockphoto.com/sg/photo/long-queue-people-waiting-for-bus-beijing-china-gm656108688-119661695 woikr.com/android/people-in-china-queue-up-for-meizu-m9-phone/
@biggusballuz54054 жыл бұрын
Lui il est jamais allé a un arrêt de bus devant un collège quand le bus arrive , à ce moment là c'est game of thrones
@romane89734 жыл бұрын
mais pourquoi pas juste simplement faire le queue??
@kevinao80744 жыл бұрын
@@kevinao8074 Bah, c'est sympa aussi, GoT.
@VinceYT24084 жыл бұрын
@@kevinao8074 parce qu'en France on est pas civilisé
@qqundelombre4334 жыл бұрын
La salle d'etudes stp avant le cours
@Oussama_10294 жыл бұрын
@@Oussama_1029 la salle d'étude après le cours aussi
@rcpatapouf4 жыл бұрын
French bread IS sacred thus the only thing worth queuing for.
@Hodoss4 жыл бұрын
"Une" baguette
@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын
@@trickytreyperfected1482 LA baguette. La Sainte Baguette.
@Hodoss4 жыл бұрын
@@Hodoss (It was a reference to a different part of the show)
@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын
Hodoss Nein Deutsch Brot ist besser als Broten aus Frankreich. Weit besser.
@AnEmu4044 жыл бұрын
@@AnEmu404 Lol what is this language? It seems German but I sort of understand it. Look I've got nothing against German bricks *cough* bread, but the Body of Christ was made of French bread. He was walking around with baguette arms and legs. Do not dare say I'm wrong this is my religion RESPECT MY RELIGION!!!
@Hodoss4 жыл бұрын
As a Scot I approve this message
@Wayeva4 жыл бұрын
Yuu meen yuu apprruuve?
@PuffyRainbowCloud4 жыл бұрын
In April I go to your country of Scotland 🏴 And I am looking forward to
@samuelbarker98094 жыл бұрын
The thing I disapprove of is the suggestion that Edinburgers have a Scottish accent. Although I guess that's similar to suggesting Parisians have a French accent.
@andymcl924 жыл бұрын
Same
@vLiQuiDzv4 жыл бұрын
@@andymcl92 it depends what part of Edinburgh, places and areas have different accents and some just sound British or almost neutral
@theducter45933 жыл бұрын
You're the best man, don't know why I write in english but i guess i need to improve it. The buses queues in France is soo horrible, it's like a Battle Royale, one last standing
@nounours41484 жыл бұрын
Pff, noob, try queueing for whatever reason in Italy
@shawdos97114 жыл бұрын
Baked Utah I’d probably just say You’re the best, man, don’t know why I write in English but I guess I need to improve it. The bus queues in France are soo horrible, it’s like a Battle Royale, last one standing
@ellienewman10054 жыл бұрын
Good job.
@rachel-30374 жыл бұрын
@@bakedutah8411 if you were in England you wouldn't say dude though, so if you care for the English-English variant its mate.
@saltie54804 жыл бұрын
@@bakedutah8411 You kinda took some liberties here, I'd say this isn't wholy accurate to what he was saying.
@grimfin32144 жыл бұрын
This guy is fucking hilarious. As someone who is Francophone and who's grandfather is Scottish, this is just great. I keep clicking on his videos.
@meganadele4 жыл бұрын
We don’t LIKE waiting in queues. We’re just too polite to refuse.
@joebleasdale55574 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZhead: recommend a video of a English stand up comedian speaking bilingual language
@desmundtan18084 жыл бұрын
I thought it was because I changed my major
@arctrog4 жыл бұрын
Arctrog to French? Lol
@tunzlunz4 жыл бұрын
@@tunzlunz yes
@arctrog4 жыл бұрын
Arctrog lol your FBI person is working overtime man.
@tunzlunz4 жыл бұрын
@@tunzlunz being that I'm already trilingual, probably
@arctrog4 жыл бұрын
Dans les administrations le numéro est fait pour qu'on puisse attendre assis. C'est tellement lent que sinon des gens tomberaient sur place d'épuisement.
@rudolfkowalski50174 жыл бұрын
Et du coup à la poissonnerie, pourquoi on prend des numeros ? Y'a pas de chaise
@TheKnightOfPeanuts4 жыл бұрын
CaptainMomo perso que ce soit à la fromagerie, à la boucherie ou à la poissonnerie je n’ai jamais eu besoin d’utiliser les tickets ! Et je n’ai jamais vu quelqu’un les utiliser !
@sweetboss47854 жыл бұрын
@@sweetboss4785 C'était pas tant pour justifier l'utilisation de tickets ou non, mais pour dire que non, prendre un numéro ne signifie pas aller s'asseoir, c'est juste pour éviter un gros problème parce qu'on sait très bien que les gens vont gueuler "Non c'est moi, j'étais là avant !". Au moins pour pas se faire chier, certaines institutions mettent des numéros et tout le monde la ferme. Aucun moyen de couper la ligne quand il n'y en a pas
@TheKnightOfPeanuts4 жыл бұрын
Ça doit faire une dizaine d année que j ai plus vu les tickets d attente
@artiendes4 жыл бұрын
@@artiendes J'en ai reçu un le mois dernier en allant refaire ma carte de transport à Lyon (qui pourtant est pas le dernier des villages de campagne)
@TheKnightOfPeanuts4 жыл бұрын
as someone having a bad day who can understand both french and english, this fits PERFECTLY into my areas of interest
@natalie78514 жыл бұрын
Me: American and laughing every time I hear "queue" instead of "line" Les britanques parlent les meilleurs mots et les americains obtiennent la pire. C'est injuste.
@huntera.46234 жыл бұрын
Hunter A. Ooooooh so that’s what a queue is. I was halfway through the video and very confused. Thanks for that.
@hayleew19274 жыл бұрын
@@hayleew1927 I gotchu fellow American(?).
@huntera.46234 жыл бұрын
Hunter A. Yeah I’m American lol
@hayleew19274 жыл бұрын
ah ouais? pardonnez-moi mais je ne suis pas d'accord avec vous. i would rather eat a cookie than a biscuit. also, the british dont get credit since "queue" is one of many "british" words (i.e. aubergine, serviette) borrowed from french. alors, ce sont les français qui ont les meilleurs mots.
@jackieliu14724 жыл бұрын
Jackie Liu je suis d’accord, ‘enculeur de mouches’ c’est littéralement la meilleure insulte que j’aie jamais entendu
@jaysflight.4 жыл бұрын
The way he described the bus stop in France is exactly how it is here and the States so I freaking died laughing!!!
@vaymullins4284 жыл бұрын
as half scotsman, half french, this was great
@arkmiller48024 жыл бұрын
Chanceux 😅
@panthere37893 жыл бұрын
Whats'up Paul i'm 15 years old and I am French I juste write this message because I love your show. Continue Like that Paul you are Fantastique
@ewansechet61174 жыл бұрын
J'ai aussi quinze ans (je ne sais pas si maintenant tu as seize ans ou pas) et moi j'aime aussi ce programme(pas trop sûre de quel mot utiliser). Je suis française et britannique mais je ne vis pas en France alors comme le mec la (j'ai oublié son nom... Oops) j'ai l'accent et je peux parler comme une française mais j'ai un petit peut de mal avec l'orthographe et je fais des petites fautes (par exemple j'ai du mal avec les accents) alors pardon si mon français est nul. (Je viens de Bretagne et je passe mes vacances la bas avec mes grand parents)
@viperv41384 жыл бұрын
These videos: exist YT auto subtitles: Aight imma head out
@geckogeico22124 жыл бұрын
Is the audience completely billingual? How can you speak 2 languages the whole time and have the audience still understand?
@KingofGermanic4 жыл бұрын
Most people in mainland Europe are bi/multilingual. It's usually English and their native language.
@poppopper73254 жыл бұрын
@@poppopper7325 That's a lot of people in the WORLD actually. Except when they're from an English speaking country.
@dzello4 жыл бұрын
If you say that because of the cliché that french people can't speak english, well it's just less and less true with the newer generations and Paul's audience is most likely on the younger side. Also he's performing in Paris, and Parisians are used to it by now, you're almost hearing english as much as french in there during vacations
@P_Y_R4 жыл бұрын
@@P_Y_R hmmmm nope. French do not speak english, however more and more might understand better than they speak. Understanding and speaking are 2 very different things
@expatla86714 жыл бұрын
Its easier to find a french that understands english than the other way around, plus this is europe people are not as monolingual as in the usa
@da41274 жыл бұрын
Ce n’est pas que les boulangeries, c’est partout où il y a à manger. Le manger c’est sacré il faut respecter epicétou !
@samwisegamgee65324 жыл бұрын
Le gras, c'est la vie.
@TheElfedubois4 жыл бұрын
@@TheElfedubois pardonnez-moi, je suis anglaise, mais qu'est-ce qu'il veut dire 'le gras c'est la vie'? merci beaucoup
@tgulati13004 жыл бұрын
T Gulati It means fat is Life. It’s mostly a reference to a french tv show named Kaamelott.
@TheElfedubois4 жыл бұрын
@@TheElfedubois jsuis d'accord mdr,, merci bcp!!
@tgulati13004 жыл бұрын
As a Scot, I would happily go to france to shout at people in queues but I am also too nice and just let people push in as well. So much for the accent...
@cloudcat_4 жыл бұрын
The "scottish" part was amazing, haven't laughed so hard in a long time! To bad I can't understand french well enough to go and see your show live. Keep up the good work! Cheers from Russia!
@g.a.75304 жыл бұрын
Au collège et au lycée. La queue pour aller au self. Un remake de la ruée vers l'or.
@qimei47804 жыл бұрын
I’m Scottish, and I only moved as far as Yorkshire, but still had to vastly change the way I spoke within the first while working there because people didn’t understand me 😂
@tigereyemusic4 жыл бұрын
Le pire, ça reste dans les stations de skis quand tu attends pour prendre le télésiège et qu'il y en a plein qui te pousse carrément pour te passer devant. Et après si tu leur fait une réflexion ils te disent qu'ils ne t'avaient pas vu
@antoine81424 жыл бұрын
The Scot accent was on point but if you think Edinburgh is wild, you should go to the Grampian region hahaha
@hollyhughes52944 жыл бұрын
I love this depiction of Scotland.
@bluehoodie_gamer68674 жыл бұрын
when he started speaking English with a Scottish accent, my mind immediately went to “dUNkeh wot ah yew dooen in ma swUmp”
@gabby01804 жыл бұрын
Today I learned the French language has a native word for Scottish people instead of saying the English word "Scottish" with a French accent.
@danielsjohnson4 жыл бұрын
I'm French and living in China rn and it's even worse here like taking the bus or the subway it's like start a fight to get into it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zhoudiary4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like cyprien when he’s talking french😂
@joxkrm24314 жыл бұрын
Ooooh yup that's right dude !
@rory39004 жыл бұрын
When tu speak français and anglais, you absolument adore this spectacle
@dolphinhacks92444 жыл бұрын
Yes we adorer ce spectacle
@panthere37893 жыл бұрын
A constant switch between Francais et Anglais, My god, j'adore this guy :)
@VincentAndre_HK4 жыл бұрын
Drôle et le concept Franglais est géniale pour moi qui progresse en anglais
@flyingisland75834 жыл бұрын
Pareil pour moi qui progresse en français :)
@frlfinlay75804 жыл бұрын
J etudie francais avec show
@mshbeatbox4 жыл бұрын
As a french, your french accent is awesome!
@JohnMarcel6664 жыл бұрын
#team7am I love getting tidbits of your show every morning. Thank you Paul! 💚
@TheCilou64 жыл бұрын
haha, c'est tellement ça. Même sur les jeux vidéos j'ai remarqué la différence, quand tu veux récupérer un objet unique qui repop toutes les 15 minutes, sur serveur anglais tu vois des queues de 30 ou 40 personnes, sur serveur français, tu vois tout le monde qui se grimpent dessus et qui cliquent tous et s'insultent ou se narguent lorsqu'ils l'ont enfin. :)
@humfrais4 жыл бұрын
i discovered paul yesterday but he's already really up there as one of my favourite comedians
@curiousauthor98274 жыл бұрын
this guy better never come to Poland, he will NEVER get on the bus, everyone, me included, will fight him and we will win
@rvsalka4 жыл бұрын
Ahahah il me tue 😆 Je pensais tellement à la boulangerie, et paf il a mis ça sur le tapis. Bon je pense qu'il parle surtout des mentalités des grandes villes (chacun pour soi!) mais c'est clair que c'est typiquement français. 😂
@elodiea26124 жыл бұрын
I love Scotland, the Scots and their accent :-D
@dweia544 жыл бұрын
@@Egomxnia yes it's a beautiful country i hope i could visit it someday. And i love the scottish accent
@IrinaKouruskuva4 жыл бұрын
@@IrinaKouruskuva oh fuck do you now ahahahah why? I don't sound that Scottish but people in Scotland type (some people) and speak like this. Him: Aw fuck that wee bastard man. Her: Ano absolute wide, wit are these wanes parents doin, gon be an absolute ned by next year. Him: aye, ano. how is it hot. Fucking ridiculous honestlyy.
@ast3riz4 жыл бұрын
I think- I love you. That’s how everyone where I live speak like aha I’m from Glasgow and the accent is thick
@jennyrenfrew22564 жыл бұрын
@@jennyrenfrew2256 yeahh, from glasgow aswell. No clue why people certain use english like that 'ano' is not a word, what you mean is 'i know' you do not type in your accent 💀 Sorry for being irrelevant haha, but yeah a lot of my friends/classmates speak like that.
@ast3riz4 жыл бұрын
I think- I love you. Honestly, most of the people I know type like how they talk, example: ‘wit are ye dain the morra dae ye want tae come over’. I guess I talk like that but that’s just my accent but I don’t type like that
@jennyrenfrew22564 жыл бұрын
J'adore découvrir tous ces petits sketchs quotidiens ! de quoi commencer la journée de bonne humeur !
@melcat2354 жыл бұрын
Je kiff le concept franglais, I'm learning and laughing at the same time thanks ! Keep doing it !
@mickagwada35914 жыл бұрын
Yo my Best friend is Scottish and I fucking love It when he's angry. Everytime someone gets scared shitless and just goes " who the fuck made the Scott angry now!?". They really now how to project their voice when they angry.
@Pikadumpling4 жыл бұрын
Excellent pour bosser mon anglais ! Prononciation au top, beaucoup d'humour et des situations de tous les jours. Merci beaucoup 🙏
@misseva61934 жыл бұрын
Super vos vidéos en frenglish. C'est le premier stand up show que l'on peut regarder avec mon fiancé et comprendre et rire ensemble merci à vous 😁👍
@carolinerousseau12114 жыл бұрын
C'est rare que je ri devant une vidéo, mais la j'ai littéralement eu les larmes aux yeux j'ai du faire pause pour écouter la suite tellement j'en pouvais plus
@vincentmary61664 жыл бұрын
So I was looking for French pronunciation help and this popped up 😂 greetings from Florida merci beaucoup, tu es hilarant.
@marivalde46834 жыл бұрын
Nan mais c'est tellement ça n'importe où ailleurs je me gène pas pour me mettre à côté où de carrément dépasser la personne devant pour regarder un truc puis me remettre à ma place . Dans la boulangerie je n'ose même pas m'approcher de la vitrine . Je ne sais pas pourquoi 😂😂
@sanna88602 жыл бұрын
dude that French accent is incroyable
@rollii4 жыл бұрын
And he speaks at a real pace too - I don't know much French, but he sounds very fluent.
@teshn12294 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've had more red wine and laughing harder than this French audience... but they clap a LOT. Comedy around the world, hey.
@GlennDavey4 жыл бұрын
Your show are always funny 😂😂good job and continue 😍😊🔝🔝
@taysirtaysir22784 жыл бұрын
hahahahhaa as an American, I love French and British accents... these videos are like heaven
@Emma-py3si4 жыл бұрын
The festival he is talking about is called the fringe, and it is so much fun. I didn’t even do much but since it takes up so much of the city it was hard to ignore how much fun it was. (There was a magician there who said not to clap for him because it would attract Americans and they’d build a Starbucks and I was confused because the Americans had already built a Starbucks across the street)
@atmoak70634 жыл бұрын
I love it when you imitate Scottish guy
@luciusnimbus10954 жыл бұрын
I am getting some serious Bo Burnham vibes from the way you act and deliver your lines, and I *love it*.
@kuchenjaeger21644 жыл бұрын
TAKE THE CARD OUT PLEASE!!! I lost it lol 😭🤣
@Lachaine_enbordel3 жыл бұрын
Last year we had French students come our school, in Scotland, and let’s just say - communication was HARD
@fatimaha36864 жыл бұрын
That Navigo bit cracked me up!
@stanloonacruz77734 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious!
@DruidFever4 жыл бұрын
this guy is so fucking funny i’m pissing myself at nearly 12am his humour is no joke (pun intended)
@ourdawn35154 жыл бұрын
J'apprends le français et les sous-titres et les vidéos bilingues de paul taylor sont à la fois hilarants et extrêmement utiles à mon perfectionnement! Merci Monsieur Taylor et gardez le bon contenu!
@crossnthtbridge4 жыл бұрын
Claire the Fangirl Same😻
@femafull4 жыл бұрын
mdrr la boulagerie je m'y attendais tellement x)
@xoxobobo16874 жыл бұрын
This helps me with my french, thanks so much :DD
@ms.belindagreerheadofesf75974 жыл бұрын
You’re funny as hell man 😂
@tomasn34 жыл бұрын
As a Scot with an Aussie mum, my mum made me order everything in France bc they think she sounds English. “Oh scottish! Yes we love you, Auld Alliance etc”
@tairneanaich4 жыл бұрын
Aussie here, with Scottish family. Here's the secret: Tell them you're Australian. Show them your passport to prove it if you have to. Once they know you're Australian (or a New Zealander), you're sweet. As cringey as it is, start with "G'day" and sound as "ocker" as you possibly can. Otherwise they'll assume you're English and ignore you.
@Luubelaar4 жыл бұрын
I swear u are the best comedian cuz u post European time
@eliasfarah93704 жыл бұрын
thanks for the subtitles pual!
@funky5554 жыл бұрын
I’m Scottish, can confirm everyone outside of Scotland doesn't understand us, and we're not shy on throwing skippers out the queue 😂
@michcookies4 жыл бұрын
Paul is fuckin amazing
@leprof64914 жыл бұрын
Aurore from France told me about this and am from Scotland ♥️. Come back to Nepal
@lewisdean22 Жыл бұрын
I love ur videos im half French half Irish myself
@marvin_jsd58334 жыл бұрын
Moi j'adorais à Londres quand tu faisais la queue , la phrase qui revenais le plus " Are you in the Queue ?" , j'étais pouffé de rire à chaque fois ;)
@zoufi694 жыл бұрын
Toujours aussi vrai !
@lesliebestiole34554 жыл бұрын
Wow, the talent!
@DesertMoon4 жыл бұрын
I live in Cumbria and me and my friend both go into Scottish accents when we're annoyed
@skyew.39394 жыл бұрын
Jesus dude, you are brilliant
@cristianfildan3904 жыл бұрын
I dont speak french, but i enjoy learning this way :)
@averagedude66884 жыл бұрын
Hey! Chill is so cool!
@ViaTWI3 жыл бұрын
Il a un truc avec le numéro 25 hahahahahhaa hilarious 😂😂
@linakallel19064 жыл бұрын
This genuinely cracked me up!! parce que c'est vrai :))
@SweetAlis14 жыл бұрын
J’adddddddooooorree! When tu viens à Londres ?! Clever that the videos are released early morning That’s my new morning meditation starting with laughter. Merci much Paul and keep shining
@TheAnnegallien4 жыл бұрын
I am bilingual French- English currently living in Scotland for my studies and this is the funniest most relatable video ever
@sophiegallagher43994 жыл бұрын
I'm bilingual French-English living in Paris for my a year abroad but I study at St. Andrews in Scotland! similarities x
@daniatuni4 жыл бұрын
That’s so cool ! I live in Lyon when in France xx
@sophiegallagher43994 жыл бұрын
Please do a show just in English! I love this channel and I moved to Paris a while ago so my French is not that great. Would love to see you live!!
@riddhima19984 жыл бұрын
J'en peux plus c'est tellement vrai xDDD
@djenebatraore82994 жыл бұрын
Je suis grave d'accord avec toi
@divyolier98074 жыл бұрын
I feel like half the times you say "English" you mean Southern. Us Northern folk are a lot closer to the Scots and not just geographically.
@Loiner_Leftie4 жыл бұрын
This is my go-to argument against independence! :P I don't want us to leave you lot behind with the Londoners!
@andymcl924 жыл бұрын
nothing amuses me more than classic british rage
@serenitii35574 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a Paris - Bristol flight I had. We were all in a massive (organised) queue, with 95% of the people being brits around. I was near the end too. But suddenly they announced a gate change, but in French first! That one time my queue position went from 150th to 3rd :P (being French and bilingual pays off) -- Ça me rappelle un vol Paris - Bristol pour lequel je faisais la queue. J’étais avec 95% de britanniques et plutôt à l’arrière. Ils ont fait une annonce de changement de porte mais en français d’abord, du coup j’ai pu gruger tout le monde et je suis passé de 150e à 3e, c’était merveilleux 😂
@Nicolaseab193 жыл бұрын
Paul:- calling the French crazy for the way they stand in a line Indians:- I'll just pretend I didn't see that
@girishshenoy74063 жыл бұрын
i felt that queue joke in france in my bones
@theholytoaster57814 жыл бұрын
Scotland is wonderful. I hope that i could visit this country someday
@IrinaKouruskuva4 жыл бұрын
You'd be welcome into our angry sounding country
@A-Ravens-Call4 жыл бұрын
@@A-Ravens-Call Ahah thank you 😁😊
@IrinaKouruskuva4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I love learning accents and I find a Scottish accent really easy to do. So much so that sometimes, when really pissed off, I automatically switch into a Scottish accent. I think I do it because I don't want to start yelling super loud so my brain is like "How can I be more expressive without either yelling and hurting my throat, or cussing a lot. Scottish accent I guess!" And I start with a Scottish accent halfway through a sentence!
@nope60213 жыл бұрын
Je suis morte de rire 🤣
@adeleange4 жыл бұрын
Rien à voir mais je kiff trop écouter les langues étrangères c'est trop beau je trouve
@laetitiacherihane8004 жыл бұрын
Ahah tu es vraiment marrant
@legameurbelge40744 жыл бұрын
Ptdr 😂 ça c’est -nous a la sortie des cours 🤬🤜🏻 - nous a la cantine🤬 -nous a l’arrêt de bus😒✋🏻🛑🤚🏻
@unefeuille91594 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, I was just complaining about the same thing to my friends about queuing for the bus at my college today in the USA! 🤦♀️😫
You should know that French people take their bread very seriously. Last time they couldn't get it they started a revolution.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a french i like your post 😂.
That's way to relatable
And to think they should've eaten cake!
Thesampion The ingredients we need to do bread are the same we need to do cakes 🎂 x)
I’m using the level of beer in the cup as reference to put the clips in sequence
>Refills
u r a fucking genius
You smart little-
Borrio Boy lol same
@Amishi Arora Fking great idea! Lmao i guess im an idiot.
Japanese have taken the waiting line to another level. They have well spaced footprints in front of each door of the train in the subway so that you respect the personal space.
Until you're in the train, sardine box like on rush hours.
Cette regle s'applique sur les escalators en angleterre. Une marche de courtoisie entre les gens sinon tu te fais engueuler. Et attention a laisser les gens passer a gauche parce qu'ils se sont pas levé assez tot pour pas courir dans l'escalier
And they look at you soooo baad when you're not on space... I've didn't seen it...
Heck man even their escalators are well managed. There's one half of the escalator for if you just want to stand and slowly ascend, and if you wanna walk up the escalator because you're slightly in a rush, you just walk up the other part of it.
@@jazzycat8917 Not really www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2015-01/09/content_19282920.htm www.istockphoto.com/sg/photo/long-queue-people-waiting-for-bus-beijing-china-gm656108688-119661695 woikr.com/android/people-in-china-queue-up-for-meizu-m9-phone/
Lui il est jamais allé a un arrêt de bus devant un collège quand le bus arrive , à ce moment là c'est game of thrones
mais pourquoi pas juste simplement faire le queue??
@@kevinao8074 Bah, c'est sympa aussi, GoT.
@@kevinao8074 parce qu'en France on est pas civilisé
La salle d'etudes stp avant le cours
@@Oussama_1029 la salle d'étude après le cours aussi
French bread IS sacred thus the only thing worth queuing for.
"Une" baguette
@@trickytreyperfected1482 LA baguette. La Sainte Baguette.
@@Hodoss (It was a reference to a different part of the show)
Hodoss Nein Deutsch Brot ist besser als Broten aus Frankreich. Weit besser.
@@AnEmu404 Lol what is this language? It seems German but I sort of understand it. Look I've got nothing against German bricks *cough* bread, but the Body of Christ was made of French bread. He was walking around with baguette arms and legs. Do not dare say I'm wrong this is my religion RESPECT MY RELIGION!!!
As a Scot I approve this message
Yuu meen yuu apprruuve?
In April I go to your country of Scotland 🏴 And I am looking forward to
The thing I disapprove of is the suggestion that Edinburgers have a Scottish accent. Although I guess that's similar to suggesting Parisians have a French accent.
Same
@@andymcl92 it depends what part of Edinburgh, places and areas have different accents and some just sound British or almost neutral
You're the best man, don't know why I write in english but i guess i need to improve it. The buses queues in France is soo horrible, it's like a Battle Royale, one last standing
Pff, noob, try queueing for whatever reason in Italy
Baked Utah I’d probably just say You’re the best, man, don’t know why I write in English but I guess I need to improve it. The bus queues in France are soo horrible, it’s like a Battle Royale, last one standing
Good job.
@@bakedutah8411 if you were in England you wouldn't say dude though, so if you care for the English-English variant its mate.
@@bakedutah8411 You kinda took some liberties here, I'd say this isn't wholy accurate to what he was saying.
This guy is fucking hilarious. As someone who is Francophone and who's grandfather is Scottish, this is just great. I keep clicking on his videos.
We don’t LIKE waiting in queues. We’re just too polite to refuse.
Nobody: KZhead: recommend a video of a English stand up comedian speaking bilingual language
I thought it was because I changed my major
Arctrog to French? Lol
@@tunzlunz yes
Arctrog lol your FBI person is working overtime man.
@@tunzlunz being that I'm already trilingual, probably
Dans les administrations le numéro est fait pour qu'on puisse attendre assis. C'est tellement lent que sinon des gens tomberaient sur place d'épuisement.
Et du coup à la poissonnerie, pourquoi on prend des numeros ? Y'a pas de chaise
CaptainMomo perso que ce soit à la fromagerie, à la boucherie ou à la poissonnerie je n’ai jamais eu besoin d’utiliser les tickets ! Et je n’ai jamais vu quelqu’un les utiliser !
@@sweetboss4785 C'était pas tant pour justifier l'utilisation de tickets ou non, mais pour dire que non, prendre un numéro ne signifie pas aller s'asseoir, c'est juste pour éviter un gros problème parce qu'on sait très bien que les gens vont gueuler "Non c'est moi, j'étais là avant !". Au moins pour pas se faire chier, certaines institutions mettent des numéros et tout le monde la ferme. Aucun moyen de couper la ligne quand il n'y en a pas
Ça doit faire une dizaine d année que j ai plus vu les tickets d attente
@@artiendes J'en ai reçu un le mois dernier en allant refaire ma carte de transport à Lyon (qui pourtant est pas le dernier des villages de campagne)
as someone having a bad day who can understand both french and english, this fits PERFECTLY into my areas of interest
Me: American and laughing every time I hear "queue" instead of "line" Les britanques parlent les meilleurs mots et les americains obtiennent la pire. C'est injuste.
Hunter A. Ooooooh so that’s what a queue is. I was halfway through the video and very confused. Thanks for that.
@@hayleew1927 I gotchu fellow American(?).
Hunter A. Yeah I’m American lol
ah ouais? pardonnez-moi mais je ne suis pas d'accord avec vous. i would rather eat a cookie than a biscuit. also, the british dont get credit since "queue" is one of many "british" words (i.e. aubergine, serviette) borrowed from french. alors, ce sont les français qui ont les meilleurs mots.
Jackie Liu je suis d’accord, ‘enculeur de mouches’ c’est littéralement la meilleure insulte que j’aie jamais entendu
The way he described the bus stop in France is exactly how it is here and the States so I freaking died laughing!!!
as half scotsman, half french, this was great
Chanceux 😅
Whats'up Paul i'm 15 years old and I am French I juste write this message because I love your show. Continue Like that Paul you are Fantastique
J'ai aussi quinze ans (je ne sais pas si maintenant tu as seize ans ou pas) et moi j'aime aussi ce programme(pas trop sûre de quel mot utiliser). Je suis française et britannique mais je ne vis pas en France alors comme le mec la (j'ai oublié son nom... Oops) j'ai l'accent et je peux parler comme une française mais j'ai un petit peut de mal avec l'orthographe et je fais des petites fautes (par exemple j'ai du mal avec les accents) alors pardon si mon français est nul. (Je viens de Bretagne et je passe mes vacances la bas avec mes grand parents)
These videos: exist YT auto subtitles: Aight imma head out
Is the audience completely billingual? How can you speak 2 languages the whole time and have the audience still understand?
Most people in mainland Europe are bi/multilingual. It's usually English and their native language.
@@poppopper7325 That's a lot of people in the WORLD actually. Except when they're from an English speaking country.
If you say that because of the cliché that french people can't speak english, well it's just less and less true with the newer generations and Paul's audience is most likely on the younger side. Also he's performing in Paris, and Parisians are used to it by now, you're almost hearing english as much as french in there during vacations
@@P_Y_R hmmmm nope. French do not speak english, however more and more might understand better than they speak. Understanding and speaking are 2 very different things
Its easier to find a french that understands english than the other way around, plus this is europe people are not as monolingual as in the usa
Ce n’est pas que les boulangeries, c’est partout où il y a à manger. Le manger c’est sacré il faut respecter epicétou !
Le gras, c'est la vie.
@@TheElfedubois pardonnez-moi, je suis anglaise, mais qu'est-ce qu'il veut dire 'le gras c'est la vie'? merci beaucoup
T Gulati It means fat is Life. It’s mostly a reference to a french tv show named Kaamelott.
@@TheElfedubois jsuis d'accord mdr,, merci bcp!!
As a Scot, I would happily go to france to shout at people in queues but I am also too nice and just let people push in as well. So much for the accent...
The "scottish" part was amazing, haven't laughed so hard in a long time! To bad I can't understand french well enough to go and see your show live. Keep up the good work! Cheers from Russia!
Au collège et au lycée. La queue pour aller au self. Un remake de la ruée vers l'or.
I’m Scottish, and I only moved as far as Yorkshire, but still had to vastly change the way I spoke within the first while working there because people didn’t understand me 😂
Le pire, ça reste dans les stations de skis quand tu attends pour prendre le télésiège et qu'il y en a plein qui te pousse carrément pour te passer devant. Et après si tu leur fait une réflexion ils te disent qu'ils ne t'avaient pas vu
The Scot accent was on point but if you think Edinburgh is wild, you should go to the Grampian region hahaha
I love this depiction of Scotland.
when he started speaking English with a Scottish accent, my mind immediately went to “dUNkeh wot ah yew dooen in ma swUmp”
Today I learned the French language has a native word for Scottish people instead of saying the English word "Scottish" with a French accent.
I'm French and living in China rn and it's even worse here like taking the bus or the subway it's like start a fight to get into it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He sounds like cyprien when he’s talking french😂
Ooooh yup that's right dude !
When tu speak français and anglais, you absolument adore this spectacle
Yes we adorer ce spectacle
A constant switch between Francais et Anglais, My god, j'adore this guy :)
Drôle et le concept Franglais est géniale pour moi qui progresse en anglais
Pareil pour moi qui progresse en français :)
J etudie francais avec show
As a french, your french accent is awesome!
#team7am I love getting tidbits of your show every morning. Thank you Paul! 💚
haha, c'est tellement ça. Même sur les jeux vidéos j'ai remarqué la différence, quand tu veux récupérer un objet unique qui repop toutes les 15 minutes, sur serveur anglais tu vois des queues de 30 ou 40 personnes, sur serveur français, tu vois tout le monde qui se grimpent dessus et qui cliquent tous et s'insultent ou se narguent lorsqu'ils l'ont enfin. :)
i discovered paul yesterday but he's already really up there as one of my favourite comedians
this guy better never come to Poland, he will NEVER get on the bus, everyone, me included, will fight him and we will win
Ahahah il me tue 😆 Je pensais tellement à la boulangerie, et paf il a mis ça sur le tapis. Bon je pense qu'il parle surtout des mentalités des grandes villes (chacun pour soi!) mais c'est clair que c'est typiquement français. 😂
I love Scotland, the Scots and their accent :-D
@@Egomxnia yes it's a beautiful country i hope i could visit it someday. And i love the scottish accent
@@IrinaKouruskuva oh fuck do you now ahahahah why? I don't sound that Scottish but people in Scotland type (some people) and speak like this. Him: Aw fuck that wee bastard man. Her: Ano absolute wide, wit are these wanes parents doin, gon be an absolute ned by next year. Him: aye, ano. how is it hot. Fucking ridiculous honestlyy.
I think- I love you. That’s how everyone where I live speak like aha I’m from Glasgow and the accent is thick
@@jennyrenfrew2256 yeahh, from glasgow aswell. No clue why people certain use english like that 'ano' is not a word, what you mean is 'i know' you do not type in your accent 💀 Sorry for being irrelevant haha, but yeah a lot of my friends/classmates speak like that.
I think- I love you. Honestly, most of the people I know type like how they talk, example: ‘wit are ye dain the morra dae ye want tae come over’. I guess I talk like that but that’s just my accent but I don’t type like that
J'adore découvrir tous ces petits sketchs quotidiens ! de quoi commencer la journée de bonne humeur !
Je kiff le concept franglais, I'm learning and laughing at the same time thanks ! Keep doing it !
Yo my Best friend is Scottish and I fucking love It when he's angry. Everytime someone gets scared shitless and just goes " who the fuck made the Scott angry now!?". They really now how to project their voice when they angry.
Excellent pour bosser mon anglais ! Prononciation au top, beaucoup d'humour et des situations de tous les jours. Merci beaucoup 🙏
Super vos vidéos en frenglish. C'est le premier stand up show que l'on peut regarder avec mon fiancé et comprendre et rire ensemble merci à vous 😁👍
C'est rare que je ri devant une vidéo, mais la j'ai littéralement eu les larmes aux yeux j'ai du faire pause pour écouter la suite tellement j'en pouvais plus
So I was looking for French pronunciation help and this popped up 😂 greetings from Florida merci beaucoup, tu es hilarant.
Nan mais c'est tellement ça n'importe où ailleurs je me gène pas pour me mettre à côté où de carrément dépasser la personne devant pour regarder un truc puis me remettre à ma place . Dans la boulangerie je n'ose même pas m'approcher de la vitrine . Je ne sais pas pourquoi 😂😂
dude that French accent is incroyable
And he speaks at a real pace too - I don't know much French, but he sounds very fluent.
I feel like I've had more red wine and laughing harder than this French audience... but they clap a LOT. Comedy around the world, hey.
Your show are always funny 😂😂good job and continue 😍😊🔝🔝
hahahahhaa as an American, I love French and British accents... these videos are like heaven
The festival he is talking about is called the fringe, and it is so much fun. I didn’t even do much but since it takes up so much of the city it was hard to ignore how much fun it was. (There was a magician there who said not to clap for him because it would attract Americans and they’d build a Starbucks and I was confused because the Americans had already built a Starbucks across the street)
I love it when you imitate Scottish guy
I am getting some serious Bo Burnham vibes from the way you act and deliver your lines, and I *love it*.
TAKE THE CARD OUT PLEASE!!! I lost it lol 😭🤣
Last year we had French students come our school, in Scotland, and let’s just say - communication was HARD
That Navigo bit cracked me up!
Absolutely hilarious!
this guy is so fucking funny i’m pissing myself at nearly 12am his humour is no joke (pun intended)
J'apprends le français et les sous-titres et les vidéos bilingues de paul taylor sont à la fois hilarants et extrêmement utiles à mon perfectionnement! Merci Monsieur Taylor et gardez le bon contenu!
Claire the Fangirl Same😻
mdrr la boulagerie je m'y attendais tellement x)
This helps me with my french, thanks so much :DD
You’re funny as hell man 😂
As a Scot with an Aussie mum, my mum made me order everything in France bc they think she sounds English. “Oh scottish! Yes we love you, Auld Alliance etc”
Aussie here, with Scottish family. Here's the secret: Tell them you're Australian. Show them your passport to prove it if you have to. Once they know you're Australian (or a New Zealander), you're sweet. As cringey as it is, start with "G'day" and sound as "ocker" as you possibly can. Otherwise they'll assume you're English and ignore you.
I swear u are the best comedian cuz u post European time
thanks for the subtitles pual!
I’m Scottish, can confirm everyone outside of Scotland doesn't understand us, and we're not shy on throwing skippers out the queue 😂
Paul is fuckin amazing
Aurore from France told me about this and am from Scotland ♥️. Come back to Nepal
I love ur videos im half French half Irish myself
Moi j'adorais à Londres quand tu faisais la queue , la phrase qui revenais le plus " Are you in the Queue ?" , j'étais pouffé de rire à chaque fois ;)
Toujours aussi vrai !
Wow, the talent!
I live in Cumbria and me and my friend both go into Scottish accents when we're annoyed
Jesus dude, you are brilliant
I dont speak french, but i enjoy learning this way :)
Hey! Chill is so cool!
Il a un truc avec le numéro 25 hahahahahhaa hilarious 😂😂
This genuinely cracked me up!! parce que c'est vrai :))
J’adddddddooooorree! When tu viens à Londres ?! Clever that the videos are released early morning That’s my new morning meditation starting with laughter. Merci much Paul and keep shining
I am bilingual French- English currently living in Scotland for my studies and this is the funniest most relatable video ever
I'm bilingual French-English living in Paris for my a year abroad but I study at St. Andrews in Scotland! similarities x
That’s so cool ! I live in Lyon when in France xx
Please do a show just in English! I love this channel and I moved to Paris a while ago so my French is not that great. Would love to see you live!!
J'en peux plus c'est tellement vrai xDDD
Je suis grave d'accord avec toi
I feel like half the times you say "English" you mean Southern. Us Northern folk are a lot closer to the Scots and not just geographically.
This is my go-to argument against independence! :P I don't want us to leave you lot behind with the Londoners!
nothing amuses me more than classic british rage
Reminds me of a Paris - Bristol flight I had. We were all in a massive (organised) queue, with 95% of the people being brits around. I was near the end too. But suddenly they announced a gate change, but in French first! That one time my queue position went from 150th to 3rd :P (being French and bilingual pays off) -- Ça me rappelle un vol Paris - Bristol pour lequel je faisais la queue. J’étais avec 95% de britanniques et plutôt à l’arrière. Ils ont fait une annonce de changement de porte mais en français d’abord, du coup j’ai pu gruger tout le monde et je suis passé de 150e à 3e, c’était merveilleux 😂
Paul:- calling the French crazy for the way they stand in a line Indians:- I'll just pretend I didn't see that
i felt that queue joke in france in my bones
Scotland is wonderful. I hope that i could visit this country someday
You'd be welcome into our angry sounding country
@@A-Ravens-Call Ahah thank you 😁😊
Lmao I love learning accents and I find a Scottish accent really easy to do. So much so that sometimes, when really pissed off, I automatically switch into a Scottish accent. I think I do it because I don't want to start yelling super loud so my brain is like "How can I be more expressive without either yelling and hurting my throat, or cussing a lot. Scottish accent I guess!" And I start with a Scottish accent halfway through a sentence!
Je suis morte de rire 🤣
Rien à voir mais je kiff trop écouter les langues étrangères c'est trop beau je trouve
Ahah tu es vraiment marrant
Ptdr 😂 ça c’est -nous a la sortie des cours 🤬🤜🏻 - nous a la cantine🤬 -nous a l’arrêt de bus😒✋🏻🛑🤚🏻
Oh my goodness, I was just complaining about the same thing to my friends about queuing for the bus at my college today in the USA! 🤦♀️😫
Yeah, it’s nonstop rain here.
C'est tellement vrai...
he's strong for find jokes
Il a tellement raison 😂