That's Not How That Works! A Darkest Dungeon Short

2023 ж. 28 Қаң.
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Next they'll be getting beriberi from a zombie bite...
From my playthrough of Darkest Dungeon, part 26.
• Finally Free of the Cr...
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  • Darkest Dungeon gives you diseases for the most random reasons. Shoutout to those books lying around in the dungeons that somehow give you syphilis just by reading them.

    @uwufemboy5683@uwufemboy5683 Жыл бұрын
    • There are dirty books, and then there are *dirty* books...

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
    • @@korunick this response is perfect. thank you

      @danielwilson8604@danielwilson860411 ай бұрын
    • My favorite one was getting the red plague from reading a book 💀

      @thewhip5841@thewhip584111 ай бұрын
    • @@thewhip5841I’m very late to this but I guess you could call it read plague

      @justafish4452@justafish44529 ай бұрын
    • ​@@thewhip5841blood in the book? Or the book is writing with blood 💀🗿

      @davidsalassalazar2445@davidsalassalazar24459 ай бұрын
  • *goes gravedigging* *syphillis* I’m sorry Reynauld, but what the fuck did you do to that corpse???

    @fairyonice9504@fairyonice9504 Жыл бұрын
    • Reynauld: "I... uh... slipped."

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
    • the corpse.

      @Bligito@Bligito Жыл бұрын
    • He trying to steal their virginity, but forgot they are dead 💀

      @toheekang174@toheekang174 Жыл бұрын
    • Ghoul howls at you. Get Syphilis. wat.

      @Danothyus1@Danothyus1 Жыл бұрын
    • Reynauld:

      @goldenpig6453@goldenpig64535 ай бұрын
  • Pft. The more unbelievable part was Leper actually hitting both of his targets.

    @Uriakatos@Uriakatos6 ай бұрын
    • That is *painfully* true.

      @korunick@korunick6 ай бұрын
    • Or rather, all four of them.

      @warrioroflight6872@warrioroflight68725 ай бұрын
    • Accuracy trinkets:

      @user-nb9zs5rx3d@user-nb9zs5rx3d24 күн бұрын
  • Leper: Well, guys, this was fun while it lasted. I'm going back to the Hamlet to eat all the oranges I can find.

    @youtubesfinestvideos9999@youtubesfinestvideos9999 Жыл бұрын
    • *gained disease: Steve Jobs*

      @joethomas8464@joethomas84646 ай бұрын
  • My abomination get syphilis after interacting with an animal corpse in the weald 💀💀💀

    @admorteminumicus8157@admorteminumicus81579 ай бұрын
    • Deviant Tastes

      @gamemaster2638@gamemaster26389 ай бұрын
  • Absorbed all the vitamin C. LoL

    @necronmaster@necronmaster Жыл бұрын
  • Darkest Dungeon be like, you slipped, fell, and got a slight concussion. AIDS!!!

    @notthed6534@notthed65346 ай бұрын
  • Yeah like what are my characters doing to get Syphilis on the way back home

    @pungoblin9377@pungoblin9377 Жыл бұрын
    • It's extra worrisome when none of them had it going in, but they come back with it somehow...

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
    • Each other. Also the pigmen.

      @aetherius6221@aetherius6221 Жыл бұрын
    • @@aetherius6221 >:(

      @pungoblin9377@pungoblin9377 Жыл бұрын
    • @@aetherius6221 we dont talk about the pigmen....

      @marcocivalerian9099@marcocivalerian9099 Жыл бұрын
  • ,,Oh no! This worm-bite reminded me that I haven't had a lemon in a long time!"

    @knockoutnorko7500@knockoutnorko75006 ай бұрын
  • You can literally contract diseases trough a ghoul's howl. Not to mention you can dodge the damm attack. LIKE HOW DO YOU DODGE SOUNDS?

    @powerfull703@powerfull703 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤣In the Darkest Dungeon, I'll take what I can get, physics be damned!

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
    • By covering your ears, duh!

      @heroesoftomorrow3488@heroesoftomorrow3488 Жыл бұрын
    • By going like "ok, but who asked?"

      @kamilslup7743@kamilslup7743 Жыл бұрын
    • The only disease he can give you with Howl is The Worries. Might also be capable of Ennui but I don't think so

      @moogobIin@moogobIin Жыл бұрын
    • Ghoul's voice might have cracked while howling

      @nickthebrick2838@nickthebrick283810 ай бұрын
  • - Reads book - *Gets syphillis* I know you're a plague doctor and all but... i'm not sure that's how you're supposed to absorb information...

    @KnightandDay33@KnightandDay334 ай бұрын
    • 🤣"Look, you have your methods, and I have mine."

      @korunick@korunick4 ай бұрын
  • I once had my plague doctor contract rabies and syphilis from the same dog in the weald that critted her twice. Unfortunately, as a DnD DM, this gave me quite the *colorful imagery* of what she may have done with the dog.

    @Helman114@Helman11411 ай бұрын
    • If it was a vestal I’d be EXTREMELY concerned

      @IamgRiefeR7@IamgRiefeR79 ай бұрын
    • MY BROTHER IN CHRIST WHAT DOES BEING A DND DM HAS TO DO WITH ANY OF THAT?!

      @klusternider6540@klusternider65408 ай бұрын
    • ​@@klusternider6540a vivid imagination

      @emiruysal507@emiruysal5077 ай бұрын
    • you just know?..

      @lubieplacki2772@lubieplacki27727 ай бұрын
    • SMITE

      @khoa9834@khoa98346 ай бұрын
  • The poor leper getting more diseases

    @theoneheavymain4123@theoneheavymain4123 Жыл бұрын
    • I imagine him pulling a checklist out of his pocket, sighing, and ticking off a box.

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
    • @@korunick he's going for that disease 100% run

      @theoneheavymain4123@theoneheavymain4123 Жыл бұрын
  • I once had a jellyfish slap my abomination so hard he got syphilis. Good times.

    @tylersimmons6952@tylersimmons6952 Жыл бұрын
    • A lilte favor tentacle? H?? 🤔

      @davidsalassalazar2445@davidsalassalazar24459 ай бұрын
    • A lilte favor tentacle? H?? 🤔

      @davidsalassalazar2445@davidsalassalazar24459 ай бұрын
  • *reads book* *gets rabies*

    @secret6338@secret633811 ай бұрын
  • You missed the part (or what I was expecting) where you get the disease AND the stun proc'ing off the same attack with the maggots.

    @johnathanwhite1402@johnathanwhite14028 ай бұрын
    • Oh, that happens often enough that it's not even worth mentioning. But, honestly, if I suddenly got scurvy after being bitten by something, the fact that I got scurvy (of all diseases!) might stun me a bit.

      @korunick@korunick8 ай бұрын
  • My leper got leprosy once

    @paulybanez9614@paulybanez96149 ай бұрын
    • ...and after they cured him, he was never the same again.

      @korunick@korunick9 ай бұрын
    • @@korunickThe horrors beneath the manor tremble before his might

      @sninctbur3726@sninctbur372621 күн бұрын
  • At least that can be fixed with an orange or a lemon. I had one who decided he was possessed by demons!

    @antcow1239@antcow12394 ай бұрын
  • Last time I played DD I went to face the Hag, 1st battle was with 4 maggots, 2 of them crit my highwayman back to back for,18 damage a piece, sent him to deaths door with blight, and on his first turn the blight tic gave him the deathblow. It's been about 2 weeks and I don't plan on going back anytime soon Lol

    @cameron9292@cameron92927 ай бұрын
    • Oh, man, I could feel the pain in that.

      @korunick@korunick7 ай бұрын
    • Damn those maggots killed the highwayman and my mans determination at the same time

      @romusa10@romusa103 ай бұрын
  • using hew on maggots gives me irrational anxiety about how low of a hit chance roll that is

    @Gabriel_Blair@Gabriel_Blair2 ай бұрын
    • Pretty much any time I use Hew I have that issue, but yeah, maggots are especially bad for that.

      @korunick@korunick2 ай бұрын
  • I remember that time i got syphilis from swine wretch vomit

    @LeperBaldwin@LeperBaldwin Жыл бұрын
    • Haha... Yeah, never a good sign. I guess... at least they know how to cure it in town?

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
    • well, since STI can also be transferred by other bodily fluids, its not impossible.

      @aleam.7664@aleam.7664 Жыл бұрын
    • @@aleam.7664 Vomit kind of makes sense. Getting it from books, though, would mean they had been... soaked in... something. _Recently._

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
    • @@korunick that's why I usually use torches to interact on books.

      @LeperBaldwin@LeperBaldwin Жыл бұрын
    • @@LeperBaldwin Fire cleanses all.

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
  • I mean at least getting rabies from dogs makes sense but everything else is… yeah

    @user-nk8ft3nn8z@user-nk8ft3nn8z4 ай бұрын
  • I still remember when my vestal became a masochist from wine, idk what in that curse chalise from that scheleton but im too afraid to ask, she decided to help the enemy and unalive herself when she was at death gates

    @biohazard_the_potato_muncher@biohazard_the_potato_muncher4 ай бұрын
  • 10/10 genuine funny comment by your part.

    @YanYan-zu8dc@YanYan-zu8dc Жыл бұрын
  • Remember when Leper could get Leprosy? Fun stuff

    @Mr.nesser@Mr.nesser15 күн бұрын
  • wow wasn't expecting the random low view count video on my recommended to actually make me laugh this much, good stuff

    @knightPerson@knightPerson Жыл бұрын
    • Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the comment!

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
  • I got tapeworm from a ghoul howling

    @lucasistrom@lucasistrom29 күн бұрын
  • Yesterday I was facing a creature in the ruins (the one that tosses fuggin' skulls), it screams at my leper and gave him "The worries" ¿¡WHAT?!

    @hesitant1757@hesitant1757 Жыл бұрын
    • I've had that happen before. It must be one hell of a scream. (To be fair, it does less damage than that damn thrown skull!)

      @korunick@korunick Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine contracting rabies by digging a hole with your hands

    @p1553d0f@p1553d0f6 ай бұрын
    • Now that you mention it, you're right--that's probably something that can happen with the "shallow grave" curios, though I haven't seen that one (yet).

      @korunick@korunick6 ай бұрын
  • And how can leper get the same disease again!

    @asrieldreemurr1918@asrieldreemurr19187 ай бұрын
  • lol

    @vitamin9165@vitamin9165 Жыл бұрын
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