Asmongold checks out... something.
2022 ж. 12 Қыр.
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it's ok officer, she's actually a 5000 year old fairy
Or a 400 year old vampire. It’s okay guys! Haha
It's okay officer, she's *FICTIONAL*
its ok officer, she's just a pixel
It's ok officer, she ain't real
It’s ok officer, I have diplomatic immunity
Man's a veteran, didn't even flinch
more like. He just isn't impressed with how far the game devs aim at shutins and weebs.
@@mrmechpunch4653so "not impressed" that he almost swallowed the entire word "let's"... Right 😁
@@Nebujin383he literally turned the video
I think he was afraid to reflect in any way regarding the video, so he changed the subject quickly.
I personally did flinch. Felt a bit of a pang of disgust in my heart.
“That's a child with a mother's hips” 💀💀💀💀
Hmm. Who say that?
@@AdrianoRCSone of the chat
WHATTTTTT
She 5000 year old☠️
It's came from Hit series Her name is kiki
"Damn that's crazy, anyways assassin's creed you say" 😂
I guess this youtuber would rather see "ASS-assin's Creed".
That was a huge ass whiplash.
I see what you did their
The game name?
@@checkmatedot8126u a pedophile?
@@checkmatedot8126 whatever the name is, you do not need to know.
@@checkmatedot8126 HIT 2 Not sure if it's here in the west yet but good luck! ;)
"It's ok officer-" "Why are you speaking, we're here to arrest her"
stay safe out there son
Thank you she was sexually harassing me :
In one side, she looks like a kid, so you would be the pedo, but on the other side, she is the older one
@@FakerBuddHK many asian females look super young youd be surprise. you have females in their 30s looking like they teens. remember watching Korean tv shows with korean girls in their 20s looking like they 13, you have actual grown ass man playing young 14-15 year olds while in their mid 20s.
@@FakerBuddHKyou wouldn't be cmcharged if you had evidence that SHE was the one that harassed you by showing you her a$$
It's said, little Timmy is still trying to pause at the right time
Little Timmy's an Amateur.
True, like. Just slow down time bro it's easy
I will admit I was trying to pause it but it was just to read the chat apparently there was a chatter that said "that's a child with a mother's hips" 💀 it's in the first second of the video
I paused it the "wrong" time
What game is that
For those asking, the game name is "HIT 2" and I believe that character is named "Kiki".
Yh I would definitely not have asked for the name of the game other then to avoid it 😂
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Now how exactly do you know this?
@LG1ikLx so your saying that this Korean game is built for perverts? You literally have no idea how tall or aged that character actually is. You never seen a petite 30 year old woman and thought "damn she is cute"? If you see this video and you look at the female and your mind immediately jumps to "damn if I play this game I'm gonna be a pedophile" then you have an issue as your the one sexually objectifying her.
Thanks needed a new outlet 😉😉😉
God bless you
Bro switched topics so fast and nonchalantly😭
The pain and utter choke in his voice when he switched tabs said everything.
“nonchalantly” homeboy did not look into his eyes
asmongold has lost his soyboy mind
Its a fucking videogame, chillazzz
We just immediately move on and not talk about some stuff, kinda fucked up that the devs added that and it says a lot about their target audience
“It’s ok officer-“ “Sir you are being charged with arson in 13 different countries”
E
Arsongold
Oh hey Scorpio
@@doctortuxito7532 the fuck? How?
Very realistic me conversation (I’m not even listening, just petting the K9)
I shall show my outrage by continuing to watch this on loop!
“Shes 18 in dog years!!!!!!” 💀
😂
- What are u doing, son? *- Ugh... Ugh... Drugs*
Mom said I'm not allowed to watch asmongold anymore 😔
He was afraid of succ-ess
@@MelancholyKnightskill issue
Are ya winning son?
Drugs are better than this. This shit is disgusting.
Homegirl just casually flashed us 💀
Fr bro😭😭
anime in a nutshell
Ikr 💀
Fr 😭
Be semi attractive and go to parties. You'll be surprised by what you see
Ain't no way the devs did that 💀
They knew there's pedo playing there game I think 😂 idk
u guys are acting like it’s illegal what’s wrong with y’all 😒
Found the creep @@Annaliynn
@@Annaliynnahmen
@@benjytv bro do i look like a creep
"Hear me out" ~ that one guy
@@__Elite_Tv_Man__just say what the fuck you wanna say already
@@Annaliynn 💀
Well the milk store is empty, but at least the bakery is overstocked.
Yeah. We got no father but fictional woman are hot asf
Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, wie sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor, roasted, toasted
Thats ok! I can buy milk elsewhere!
@@hggpi my bf asked me to cosplay as 2B and he tells me im better than 2d women lmaoo maybe you live in the wrong country dear🤣😂
@@-nivuk-5260sethical moment.
That's rough when you have to watch the mirage trailer voluntarily
He was on the verge of tears
Korean MMOs be like:
Yep, they are disgusting degenerates
KZhead comments be like:
Replies be like:
Likes be like:
Report be like:
She really hit us with caramelldansen
Hahaha.. now that you said it, yeah... lol xD
I want to play that JUST to spam Carameldansen. What game is this?!
@@kiophoenix don't bother
@@kiophoenixIt's called Hit 2
I fucken new that little dance triggered a dim light in a filthy alleyway deep in my brain
"Yup, there it is..." (shows butt)
Bro is not beating the allegations
MoistCritikals younger brother DryCritikal.
DryHitmarker
My exact thoughts 💀
Critikal couldn't be MORE dry, it's why i cant watch him. before anyone say's, yes I get that thats his shtick and why people think he's funny but it aint for me, I feel like drywall has more personality to it than him lol edit - did kinda like his podcast, he show's SOME emotion there.
@@grimerime23 his prime is gone😞
LiquidCritikal
Deploying Flashbang.
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
*Tinnitus intensifies*
@@joelrobinson5457What was the color of her gloves?
TACTICAL FLASHBANG INCOMING!!!!
Xd
She just flashed her butt and giggled. 😂
"Caramelldansen" playin in my head💀
You know it's bad when he goes to see what the assassin's creed video is ☠️
did you notice that one of the viewers said “pedo game” ☠️
yep, can't help it, just another south asian pedo game
@@illocalitywell he wouldn’t exactly be wrong would he
@@RiTchieKII lol he’s definitely not wrong ☠️
He's also at a loss for words
Officer: you're under arrest Me: but she is over 5000 years old I swear Officer: we knew that son. I'm talking to her
This makes me think, would a 5000 year old get jailed for dating us?
:0 I truly applaud the way you put that in lnto perspective. Would it be wrong if some lived forever but dated a 18yo I wonder.
What gane is this?
@@vexzel5550itd be like the earth dating the sun Its wrong
Plot twist of the day
That gulp from asmond really said how much he did bot want to be associated with that
"It ok officer, Picket fence teeth man changed the video afterwards"
Don't fall into that trap brothers : She is a POINTY EAR LEAF LOVER !
Rock and stone!
STONE AND ROCK
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!!!!
ROCK ME LIKE A STONE!
IF YOU AIN'TROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
“Yep there it is” 😂😂 man’s had a plan
GodDAMN!! I need a name, it's for research porpuses.
Lmao that comment, "A child with a mother's hip". 😂
The best kind
@@AwsOm3Fac3 is a child? Oof
@@AwsOm3Fac3 👁👄👁
@@AwsOm3Fac3Aaaaahh
@@AwsOm3Fac3 least pedophilic Japanese man
bro trying to not catch a case 💀
A child bearing child-bearing hips
I see what you did there
Lol
Officer, right here 🤦♂️
Awh hell nah bro
@@ayylmao02 you can't arrest me for telling the truth!
for someone who don't know the game's name is HIT 2
W mans
Ma man 😎👍
You deserve more likes
The name is probably a pun because "I will hit that 2"
Thank you love me some lolis.
Bruh he gulped before saying, “let’s check out the assassins creed video”
Nah bro the thumbnail💀💀💀💀💀💀
Man you can hear the gulp he really knew he screwed up big time
He didnt do anything tho its not his game
Women actually show thier raw bear asz and tits yet these virtual models can get you banned??? Rofl twitch is so dumb only thing dumber is ppl who watch streams
*BAM* “Soap trusted you, I thought I could too.” 🔫
“So, WHY IN BLOODY HELL, DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!!” 😡
It happened a few years ago
I was young, and patriotic.
@@eimerhegel427 ---when I first met Vladimir Makarov.
The Subtle Art of Thumbnail
"Police i swear to God Not simping for a child..."
asmon looks like a caveman version of charlie
Lmfaooo
Can’t unsee it now. 😂
FR
Xddxdx
Be honest, they both look like cave dwellers
funfact: there was a year where the FBI had to pause investigation on real cp cases because they received too many false reports from internet users reporting cartoon porn
Fun fact: this guy jerks it to loli. People aren't saying it should take precedent over irl cp cases, but the people who are into this stuff need help and are a potential threat to children.
Bruh
Tell that fact to Twitter freaks and KZhead users and Oh Boy they will go wild and upset whit that fact! 😂
Yea the FBI have gotten very pissed off from false reporting cartoons or (non-realistic such as anime) artwork as CP cause it clogs up the actual investigation systems where actual victims are involved in said cases. INTERPOL also had to deal with that shit a whole back, but I lack details on that aspect.
I'm guessing it was youtube and twitter users?
Checks out more like cheeks out
That one dude GYATTTT
cringe
"dont worry officer shes 300 trillion year old dragon vampire fairy."
Doesn’t Matter imo if she looks like 8
@@jordanicaly1393Did you asume its gender or its age ? .
@somethingdiabolical3894 Bruh its the same with that also yes they are fictional but people would still smash them if they were real thats my point.
@@jordanicaly1393what do you mean by “real”? It’s not illegal to put your dick on a piece of paper or a computer screen
@@jordanicaly1393So what? You're concerned about what consenting adults are doing. Keep in mind: It's *age* of consent, not *looks* of consent.
"And then something just snapped. Something inside of me!"
"No, stop clam down"
@@Keith_Norman "I didn't care anymore! I didn't care about being better than kakarot!"
@@s.c.u.m3501I didn’t care about the age anymore
Bakugan?
@@sceonaiddover6585💀💀💀
Damn bro maybe Jared from Subway was onto something with this one ...
Bro dodging those allegations like the matrix
That gulp tho lmaoooo
Just the look of "i want nothing to do with this"
She really show that💀
Bro is getting canceled with this one
"SOMETHINGS JUST SNAP,SOMETHINGS INSIDE OF ME,I DONT CARE ANYMORE,I DONT CARE OF BEING A SUPER SAIYAN"
nahhh fam
@@BeastOps10q
What are you "quoting"?
@@rielaxaulthe quoting Vegeta
@nikkobird590 why is he saying it here?
He closed it so fast 😭
Are you winning son? ...
The editing and the way he plays it off got me 😂😂😂
Bro got flashed but only saw his career going up in flames.
But whats the game i will never play tho... just tell me homies
In Korean, this says this is the skin or character for Hit2. The character and skin is "dusk patrice" 더스크포트리스
There's a Hit 2?! I loved the first one... will the West ever get it?
I'm sorry if this is an obvious question, but what is hit?
@@Enup_edits a mobile game. It was an action arcade RPG game, when it came out there was nothing like it out on Mobile until Honkai Impact 3rd came out. But for a while it was the best thing ever, personally.
Why korean men have very high estrogen levels?
thanks for the source, i'll make good use of it
Can't even blame him tbh lmfao Just straight up flashed his ass😂
felt the shockwave through my screen
Its okay officer she isnt real and she cant hurt you.
but words will.
@@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 we believe in sticks and stones in this household.
“NOO GET ON THE FLOOR NOW” *unloads magazine into monitor*
Based user using common sense for once
@@jigsawlol242 Bit strange if you like looking at sexualised characters that are clearly designed to look quite young
The name of the game is Heroes of Incredible Tales 2, otherwise known as HIT 2. There is no Global release.
Whyyyy
@@dio6807because why not?
Aw, damn.
Aww. HIT1 was global. I guess it didn't do well?
It's doing pretty alright, but the publisher probably feels that the game might not be compatible with Western audiences. It is a very different game compared to HIT1.@@fountgarde
Me: "Hey YT, I'm looking for TERA content right now" YT: "Oh cool yeah, here's a Monkey's Paw, should help you out."
Thank you for the game name😁😁
@@bromanr7209 It's actually "HIT 2". TERA was a popular older 3D Action MMORPG that had... similarities to what's in this clip.
"character with flat chest is a child" "Character with big booba is targeting women" Ffs just pick one so we can play our games.
Came for the clickbait, stayed for the KZhead comment warzone
I call for therapy and my therapist need therapy from me now.
Can you be my therapist?
Its just loli lmao
@@sebtheboss6309 yes
@@jojobod lets be honest i dont know how many years she have but i can think is over 30 years
@@wenarda2782 what? Could you rephrase that
The thumbnail Gyatt 💀
cringe
@@Annaliynn Bro what cringe You must be kid
@@Mewing100dayscringe
@@MissAubrey Idc Kiddo probably I'm older than you 🫵🏻
Girl really just turned around and flashed everyone💀
"Lets see what the assassin's Creed video is" Bro is tired of this shit 😂
nah, he'll go back offstream to bust a nut. he just not sure if he can stream that girl
It was the carameldansen that made him switch off
ANIME STYLE OPEN WORLD GAME + PARRY MECHANICS??? That's what I wanted for whole time
His fucking gulp is what got me WHY DID THEY MADE THE CHILDS THIGHS SO BIG DOE
Game is Hit 2. Character is Kiki.
Careful out there brother
.
Bro.....why
What have you done
@@averageduckenjoyerthefinalno
“Officer shes not real however I do wish she was”
Why discuss it with an officer in the first place?
@@correctionguy3135 *cough* Sting Operations *cough*
@@VashTheStampede117 Please explain to me how that would be a sting operation.
@@correctionguy3135 its not that serious bro lmfao
@@correctionguy3135actually funny enough they will jabait you into a sting. Happened to me once, few years ago I had been watching r34 anime and instead of me watching a r34 anime the vid was click baited showing something completely illegal. I call the police and told them what happened and gave them the sight an everything. Within minutes I was apprehend by the jabaited squad and before they took me away the local police showed up saving my skin, the ones that tried to nab my innocent behind wouldn't even let me talk they kept playing willfully ignorant to the situation. Guess they wanted a pay raise but they didn't get it from me.
Bro that assasin creed thumbnail look like first footage chad can u feel my heart
Lolibaba is a trope the Asian culture runs with. Don’t worry about it.
"It's ok officer-" "Oh don't worry, we're here to arrest HER on charges for soliciting an adult."
She's also an adult she's like 400
@@M0NARCHY_0 then for me a minor
If only this society worked
@J1N901 "well actually she's 400 years"-🤓☝️
W 1200 year old@@Milk_____________________
The animation is really smooth though. This was really well crafted for fanservice
What game is?
@@arial012 hit2
Fan service for who? Pedos?🤣
@@cornpop838people that like women under 5'
@@Ikonokura right bud🤣
That doesn't look like assassin's creed to me
Back in the day sonny we have big balls of knights and orc fighting together brutally.
I like his nervous gulp with desperate eyes
That comment in the beginning just summed it up "That's a child with a mother's hips"
Saw it too 🐢
motherships will need additional pylons
@@Cookies4Wookieesand a fleet beacon
That's actually fictional. Not a Child.
@@WallNutBreaker524 bro what
I love that there is someone who said "pedo game"
He wanted to check the assassins creed video.
Asmon... "Yep, there it is..."
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"POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD"
To be fair, those modelers and animators knew exactly what they were doing
ok and? doesn't make it better
@@yebeka5611gonna cry over fiction? LMAO 😂
@@januczak3705 at least i'm not the one writing 17 whole comments saying why this is fine
@@yebeka5611 At least I can the difference between fiction and reality. Unlike some people who just by looking characters their first thought are children 💀💀💀
@@januczak3705 you have no friends
Asmon: "I've seen enough, I'm satisfied."
Wrong. He clicked off because it's a fucking CHILD. Asmon really hates games that use children sexually and pretend it's some bullshit like 500 year old vampire witch doctors. He absolutely hates it and constantly talks about how it's extremely weird and makes you a legitimate pedophile. And I 100% agree. If you can look at that, and not feel weird, you have a fucking problem and should stop existing.
it's funny how she just casually flashes you
Bro didn’t even flinch 💀
God damm she be carrying the whole bakery 😂
No the entire Bread and Pastry industry 😅😅😅
@@AmeliaNationalHomeFleet lol i
@@adamk-paxlogan7330What?
@@CovrageTheSodomizer bro it's a joke what is that you don't understand 🤣
@@adamk-paxlogan7330weird ahh nigga
Reasonable reaction honestly
one hand is crazy💀💀💀💀☠️
*Vaush entered the chat*
It's okay officer She's actually real and not digital anime waifu
Dont worry officer, she's actually 7 months
this one is deep lol