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Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
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Clu (Red): • Revisiting Ghost Recon...
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
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Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
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MUSIC ▼
DJ Mayson - To Be Wilder: • DJ Mayson - To Be Wilder
This man went from Normandy to Japan. He’s really following America’s footsteps
It really do be like that
*TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*
Nuke inbound
MacArthur would be proud
TO VIETNAM
Mars: Nuked Normandy: Vibe Checked Japan: EMP'd Next stop: Brazil. No questions asked, get in.
Save those Favela kids from Blackwood!
Brazil:yeeted
Brazil: you're going to it
@@bendrenth441 More like save Blackwood from the favela kids but ok
True
Badger: "What are we gonna do next launch the Eiffel tower at the moon like a dart at a dart board?" Warface developers: "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!"
If they don't, I'M STEALING THAT!
The dev team is "Blackwood Games". The dev team is actually named after in game villainous company...
@@karkinos5398 No, they just really like backwood cigars
@@hulksmash3429 maybe
"Not to get political, but what the f**k is dirt?" *"IT'S CALLED SOIL--"*
He got political.
@@redacted8567 and just like that *he got political*
I need the context to this
@@nintendocaprimoon63there is none
10:10 My mom used be a Red Cross worker and was involved with relief efforts and one time she was almost blasted away by a dude with a shotgun because they thought she was government. Once she explained she was with the Red Cross instead however, they were inside the guys home drinking lemonade and holding a pleasant conversation while they helped him out.
That's bad ass, thanks for sharing that
@@SMR_6 Dawg how's that bad ass she nearly got vibe checked with an 870 XD
@@thatoneultramarine208the fact that she took the shot, walked it off, and then casually had lemonade with the guy is pretty badass though.
@@rinkotheladi took more as the guy was only THREATENING to shoot her but when she explained shes wasn't the government he stood down
@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 I’m realizing now that that’s probably the truth. But what I thought happened is still a pretty cool thing.
" he has a smart pistol for a mouth!" Titanfall veterans: " you dare utter the name of the dark one..."
**loads mastif aggressively**
*titen fall devs* "let add something that's basically aim bot" *retards* " I'm going to use this AND ONLY THIS" *every actual player* "what? that should be nerfed"
I’ve only got two words to say to all of you: *smart core*
@@jlloyd3301 naa the pistol is worse especially in the first game u gotta earn the smart core in the first 1 u had that bitch off the jump
The god-forsaken name
"Oh sweet, this game looks like a blast!" (Checks Steam, mixed reviews, heavy Pay To Win elements) "Oh. Dang it all."
Yeahhh you can legit buy everything that’s op lol
Yeah i played ut back in the day, people literally could just buy the kriss vector and unload a mag into people for an insta kill, the shooting was fun and so was the co-op UT OH GOD IT WAS GRINDY AS FUCK, THERE WAS A MISSION THAT YOU RAIDED A TOWER, AND THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT IT WAS STAING IN SPECIFIC CORNERS
not rlly pay to win you still earn alot o gud weapons and armor and attatch ments, but the loadout that badge has that shit is way beyond pay to win that is fucking granted to him by warface because spawnsa ship
It's not pay to win but rather pay to MVP, I've never put any amount of money into the game but I've done pretty well in pretty much every game mode.
For the people saying it’s not pay to win, know that I played medic and the shotties were either free trash or golden obliteration
10:45 got be my favorite part of this year
I need a clip of just that
As an intern for Lockheed Martin, I find it fully viable and I will put my internship on the line to put in the idea of DIRT Armor
Bro, did you do it? Did it work?
@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 guess not 😳😂
We need answers
I volunteer for live testing of this armor.
Godspeed my friend.
Bing is the deffinition of: "If jokes are dumb, but funny, they are not dumb"
That’s dumb
Sonnadux no it’s funny. Which means it is not dumb.
If its dumb but works, its not dumb.
it's still dumb, but its also funny
@@Andrew-ph9np no, if something is dumb, that means it's funny. It's just so dumb that it became funny
5:26 “STAY IN YA FUCKIN LANE! Tell me when it’s gonna rain, and shut the fuck up!” I can’t stop laughing XD
As a Skillet fan, I just want to say I've never watched The Office.
Wut
same
same
same
Wait wut
I imagine the Geneva Convention just looks at Badger's video like: "Yup, thats a new war crime, put that on the list and ban that shit"
That really sounds like you're a hater But you're not, right?
Imagine that the Geneva Convention actually announces that Prop Blocking is now a war crime after seeing this video.
Sounds like how the British government makes rules
I feel like Bing could single handedly wipe out a third of Earth’s population just by cranking out meme after meme with no hesitation.
His jokes are like Nagasaki, they’re basically atomic terminal cancer
im flattered
😂😂😂
Like an electron collider for memes.
@bing Yet another hilarious joke, keep it up and it’ll be a re-enactment of Soviet Russia under the rule of Joseph Stalin
I love hopping back to the "older" videos and seeing the jokes and group chemistry still slap despite no mocap suit.
"they call me Katrina, cause the goverment *is not coming* " that one had me on tears
Nothin' to fear but FEMA itself
"if i bite into a chicken sandwich and it's a cake, *I'm sending you to God*" is the most raw dialogue I've ever heard
Bet that chicken is too lol
But what if God is also a cake? Is killing someone over the cake still a Sin?
@@Jsay18 ask god when you're there
"smart pistol for a mouth" *titanfall flashbacks*
H2O oh god oh no oh no
my thoughts exactly, "says the guy who just picked tf2 up a few weeks back"
Jay Werner I got it 3 days ago lol
Reeeeee
@@triggeredbeetle5370 better late than never!
"And there’s two top buns. They have a goddamn burgoid." I nearly spit out my goddamn mouthwash at that😂😂😂😂😂
3:47
That’s the best part of the video, imo
shit you swallow it?
6:42 funniest part
Hevenlys Voice tho
*GET IN THE F@€K!NG LANDING CRAFT!!*
With jokes like that Bing is gonna find himself on UNATCO’s hit list.
I consider that the ultimate badge of honor.
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
U... u nat co??? U mad bro?
kzhead.info/sun/g9ytkrBwbZ5_fJs/bejne.html
My dude's gonna get suicided in the back of the head with buckshot
Badger’s Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Pistol Blood Part 2: Revolver Tendancy Part 3: Dinner Plate Crusaders Part 4: Boombox is Unbreakable Part 5: Flaming Wind
Thanks I hate it
Haha
Part 6: Stoned Ocean Part 7: Meatball Run Part 8: Badgerolion
Im gonna dropkick everyone that doesnt have a stroke reading that shit
Drone ocean
“If I bite into a chicken sandwich and it’s cake, I’m sending you to god.”-Heavenly Like for same
Nice name
It's simple as that.
Florida fragile infrastructure joke at 3:20 hit different now
I was looking for this comment
And the "sun, beach, fragile infrastructure" matches California perfectly!
“He has a smart pistol for a mouth, he don’t miss” *PTSD Flashbacks to Titanfall 2 intensify*
"Smart Core: Online"
the Lewd Tiny Pip “Pilot Locking”
Atlas Gaming *PILOT LOCKING*
@@warlynx5644 The sound I can never forget... legion activating his smart core.
*Loads softball with memeing intent.* “That pilots coming with me.”
12:05 Badger's Widow's Peak is close to rivaling Vegeta's in depth and sharpness.
Thank God I'm not the only one thinking that.
What? Not the legendary Super Saiyan?!
Tom Hanks looking headass
2:46 These 30 seconds perfectly encompasses the humour of the Badger squad - "Not to get political, but what the fuck IS dirt?" -"IT'S CALLED *SOI-"* ... -"...I'm waiting for some defense contractor to come up with a dirt vest, that's literally just dirt" -"DIRT ARMOR, just DIRT" ... -"Teeth are fucking weird bro" -"Yah bro they're so wack" -"Teeth are wack, fuck it"
2:45 the moment I knew I wouldn't stop questioning dirt
Please have bing around more often. I love how pissed everyone else is at his jokes.
do you think prop blocking is a warcrime?
@@zacharyperlee4179 yes
@@zacharyperlee4179 of course.
“I was only following orders the admin told me he’d give me donator weapons if I prop blocked this guy.”
*no*
US Infantry: Wait, it’s all Vietnam US Military: Always has been
:p
Yes but.....yes
*ARMS NUKE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
@@stefanodonnarumma1694 Yes Sire!
Badger I’m going through a really rough time right now, and you’re really helping me through it. Your comedy lifts my mood within the first 2 minutes every time.
How you doing, bud?
6:23 "if someone breaks into my house I don't want to make us all deaf, I'm not gonna fire like a 50.AE" *proceeds to by a **50.AE** Desert Eagle*
That was sadly a fan. He only owns a *glock 17*
@rinkothelad5779 well it has been 2 years since that comment. And he has made a lot of money with his content, so who's to say he didn't get one by now? Even if it was just for the sake of a meme, badger is unhinged and oddly "murican" enough to actually do that.
The fact I only watch these for the jokes of Badger’s group says a lot about Warface...
Lol, I once tried to play it on XBox and it is so painful to use the UI. Like I had to actually read the help box to play a game.
I would watch Cooking Mama to see what these dudes said about it, are u kidding me
The characters: *thicc* Russian Badger: “Imma be real with you cake, it’s not safe for you right now.”
3:46 BURGOID
6:16 hey guys look at my new camera. *gunshot* wait this isn’t a camera.
Badger: Describes boss enemy as flaming dozer Headless TitanDozer: Am I a Joke to you?
Ah yes, Ash as a 3-armor, I forgot
“I sent an anti-material rifle through the wall” Well we may not know if he hit the neighbors, but he won’t have to worry about hearing them again
Is this a pvp?
@@n2ovideo758 no, it was something they said in the video
Lmao 😂
FrontLineTexan 21 I was just wondering damn💀
They can’t file an noise complaint if There is no one to file one.
Did you know? The finger gun in Warface has the exact same stats as the Desert Eagle. So technically you're firing .50 Action Express using a finger gun.
* laughs in .50 AE finger gun *
RussianBadger is my favorite for sponsors, usually you'll see a youtuber get a sponsor for a game and only ever make a single video on it, RussianBadger however keeps making videos on games he's been sponsored showing how fun they can be, instead of a one and done video, love this
4:14 Dio’s death in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures: Stardust Crusaders circa. 1412 BC
4:14 *ZA WARUDO!!!*- 4:15 ded.
@@theFOODslayer Badger is the type of guy to obtain the ability to stop time and still use guns
@@ryanchong9965 yeah XD
Can’t believe DIO has his head exploded by a .50
I can't believe Dio's head got blasted off by the *BIGGER IRON* .
10:29 Skill Spec Math: 3+1+6+4+2+3+7= 26 10:33 says Strength 24 *You thought i wouldnt notice Badger? You thought i wasnt gonna be nerdy enough to comment on it?!*
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed
went back to 0 int, think hes smart enough to math correctly?
He capped out his strength at 24 even with bonuses, the intelligence was never there to begin with.
2 fire Astatics
they dont call em Deadeye7177 for nuthin'
10:29 that four loko joke is beautiful, and incredibly fucking smart.
I actually didn't get it. Could you explain it?
@@TheFa8900 so four loko is an energy drink that contains alcohol, so bing applied videogame logic (skill points, skill tree, etc.) when he said that caffeine and alcohol take all of your skill points and throw them into strength (because alcohol strength is real shit, and adding caffeine just makes it scary).
4:53 kills me XD
idk why byt heavenlys voice when is says "i like the sitting ones, theyre funni" is so godamn perfect
6:43
DEYR FUNN-EE Got me too
"If I bite into a chicken sandwich and it's a cake, in sending you to god...simple as that" 😂😂😂😂😂
8:41
Simple as that.
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Heh lol am I the only one who though ZA WUERRRRDOOOOOOOO when the emp went off
Dude, if that happened to me I'm slippin' that chef a TEN! What fucking WIZARDING SCHOOL do you need to be in to learn how to summon that into existence!?
I'm sending you to the holy above kiddo
3:38 Heavenly really do be in the "drip" pose I guarantee someone is gonna edit that into a drip meme now.
12:00 "Someday ill be able to cut somebody with this widow's peak" if vegeta cant do it i dont think you can either XD
Bing is that friend that is hated by everyone cause he hits every joke.
HE DONT M I S S
bing was funnier with breezey
Not the same person,I believe that’s xycron that you’re thinking of
NO NO NO.
scary short film:if she ask's you a qeustjin say no :me:NO NO NO
"A smart pistol 4 a mouth, he dont miss" I CANT BREATHE🤣
I was not ready for a tf2 reference right there
@@jdeaco6036 onn life titan fall 2 hit different
I would imagine it would be hard for you to breathe when you have a firearm for a mouth
I love that almost every time you put character that represents Skullker, he is with Ipad. Nice detail to his soundboard love
5:51 JELLO CAR JELLO CAR
That "IT'S CALLED SOIL" brought me straight back to college. I was a land and water resource major, and you bet your ass they'd mark you down for saying dirt instead of soil on ANYTHING... I still, 12 years later find myself correcting myself when I say dirt sometimes
its called soil, not dirt
Bruhhhh u freakin neard you went to collage for land water and resource
Judging by your spelling you haven't been. It's too bad though, college is a blast when you take something dead-ass easy like Land and Water Resource Management, so you can party as much as you want because the only tests you have are about soil and grass.
A: I’m still in middle school and also I haven’t been to school in a couple months B: dam I really just got outplayed
@@BitMan-lz9bd litty on a stack, bruh 😂👌💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Heavenly: *I just wanted to invade Japan with the boys* Us marines: *let me tell you about iwo jima*
Us marines: never mind that let us give you the Okinawa run down
8:23 Nah nah nah cap an a half cap an a half RED VELVET
To this day 8:04 is still my favorite clip of all time on this channel
The difference between dirt and soil: Soil is alive. Dirt is dead. There, that's a thing you now know.
Okay, how is soil alive tho? I need someone to define alive in the context of soil.
@@clonetrooper0426 Alive as in rich in nutrients allowing life to thrive in it
Oh, okay, thanks.
@@clonetrooper0426 it also tends to have microbes in it that are also alive which support growth
oh 420th like cool
“Hey bro that looks a lot like land mine should I be wor-“
Top 10 last words before death #1
“Oh, is that a landmine”-badger’s final words
Being from Louisiana. I can confirm the Katrina joke. Lmfao
Badger: - Makes a JoJo reference about Egypt - Me: *Yes.*
Thank god I'm not the only one that caught it
Yeseeeesssss
Niiiiiccceee
There better be a queen meme on the next video
Yes yes yes
Badger looks like he’s about to fight the fire lord with that haircut
Avatar looking headass
That's just the POWER AND RAW STRENGTH of his McDonald's hairline
@younoob go, away
R/rareinsults
my entire school would disagree with badger at 9:45
8:35 Me: well actually
Points to the person who has notifications on just to dislike. That’s real dedication.
Prop blocking is officially a war crime in poland
Some 12 year old out there: HAHA suck it Badger, I dislike your video as soon as you posted, that's what you get for not doing enough forkknife videos
Thanks for reminding me, need to drop a dislike cause those smooth animations are still very shit and awkward and do not fit this channel one bit.
zameliz sarcasm?
Fellow mumbo fan
Me: Introduces friend to badger friend: what in god’s name is going on Me: does it look like I know what’s happening
Thats how my friend introduced me with heavy flamer heresy lmao
My friend showed me to Space Marines, and since then I've been screaming everytime something dies.
I remember watching a older video of yours and it was all about how you’re all chaotic neutral and no one could fund out who’s funnier and it’s bing he’s chaotic evil and the funniest
“They gave you a god damn burgoid” is probably the best quote I’ve heard.
Ah yes. “I’m tilted but impressed”
Kyle Kern we don’t always need to, my boy.
"Is that a landmine?" *famous last words*
I knew it was coming but I damn near spit my drink out laughing as soon as it happened.
8:03 such a good clip
Bing was probably so smug about making everyone laugh and die inside at the same time. Absolute genius.
"If I get into your Toyota and your playing Skillet. I'm pulling the E brake" But I actually like skillet Edit: I havent ever gotten over 100 likes holy fuck thanks
It's time
*yanks e-brake*
@@eyywannn8601 *yeets e-brake* FTFY
Hide your E-brake my guy, I'm on my fuckin way
Same
4:15 Jojos part 3 alternate ending Dio gets one tapped by dinnerplate wielding nanosuit wearing youtuber
I’d pay to see that shit.
However that raises the question: Is Badjur a jojo fan?
Sir Smiteful yeah in a stream he said he’s watching part 3
That Beginning was just too much 😂. Where did he get that line?! I swear, all of ur goofy friends make my day with their comedy.
12:12 my mans starting to look like vageta
"I heard a noise in my neighbor's house so I sent an anti-materiel round through my wall and their wall" The only thing I imagine, is a mf pulling out a Chey-Tac Intervention from under their pillow and hopping off their bed and hitting a 360 noscope thru 2 walls and putting a doghouse sized hole through both walls.
Hole the size of a car through both walls xd
*mlg horn sound effect*
10:46 A legendary moment in human history
*Rewatching* *plays SKILLET - Monster* Waits for the E-Brake to be pulled so he can smack a hand*
Dude the Embodiment of of “Big Iron” is the exotic hand cannon from the destiny franchise known as “The Last Word”
*The First Curse
@A. Monach Fuck I completely forgot about that gun but in terms of lore I still stand by The Last Word
Your last word. Not mine.
Imma get the crimson
My favorite cancer it was ssoooo good dude oh man i remember 3 am playing crucible and trials shittalking and violating people with a perfect last word man
As a man who enjoys Skillet, I laughed so hard at that joke.
THANK YOU
Saaaaaaaame
Seen skillet 4 times now
Same here Brother!
Same bro 😂
Oh this brings back memories.I used to play warface with a friend and always played the big iron shotgun on cluttered multiplayer maps.Thing's a beast.I'ma get into it again i think
Don't, the game is dead
The fact the badger knows and probably watched jojos is just too good, keep up the work and the reference
Man: Playing Russian roulette Dodge build: *ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF*
4Loko build: Allow me to introduce myself.
"I like to put my own little gamble on this game."
0:17 he has a smart pistol for a mouth HE DONT MISS
I wasnt playing warface for so much time, thanks you. You reminded me of the game, i'm very thankful.
Best part about the keep tech sub 2000 is not only a 9mm carbine (legally a rifle) but it folds up on itself for easy storage too.
Florida be like “I feel threatened” * burns down busing home *
Can confirm, I live in Jurassic park 2020
As a Florida resident, if you dont have a m2 flamethrower loaded, you should just leave tbh
Floridians: we have Jurassic Park 2020 Me who lives in Australia: fools
4:15 My boy, Badger just killed Dio
Can’t believe I just got sniped from across Egypt
Jotaro ain’t got shit on badgers stand the dinner
@@gamingrookie7424 「THE DINNER」
lynxCS the stand that serves a plate of knuckle sandwich woth a side bowl of a can of whoop ass
Badger Joestar and his stand, Shitpost
I like moment about sitting screenshots.He looks so happy.
On the subject of dirt armour, ceramic plating is just dirt armour. It's refined clay or sand, which is just an advanced form of dirt.
Alt name; Badger Brakes the Geneva conventions: Part 4
Gotta put a stop to those treaties
BRAKES
Sou aka Dpadkid Yeah the UN is gonna have to stop the car to evaluate which death sentence and how much ammo they’re gonna use on Badger
Geneva convention more like GENEVA SUGGESTION
You are woefully misinformed if you think this is only the 4th time Badger has broken the geneva conventions in a video game
"This is the world's longest pistol" - gun grabbers
Mista you must be jealous of the ultra long revolver aren’t you
MISTA HE DID THE FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE YES
Are you the one that did the thing to my son?
400+ weapons.....FOURhundred
@@diobrando2649 which one? Theres the trio donut, the fashion designer, the retard, and then the... the... The cowboy. The literal Cowboy
0:04 wait is napalm DPS or Pyro
I watched this over and over again and i can"t get enought of it
4:15 Can’t believe I lived over 120 years just to get 360 no scoped by someone with a 50 cal in a goddamn nano suit
Badger is jotaro confirmed
Part 3 ending looking diff
@@glo0py22 I've heard the old OVA was trash, but this is beyond weird.
Dio:I can't believe someone sent me into the goddamn stratosphere with a gun with dinner plate and a fucken nanosuit
The manga ending doesn’t compare
You can shoot a jojo character bullets have no effect Russian badger:observe
Avdol finna be ded when badger rolls up
Dio: ZA WARU- Bajur: Pulls out 9mm Also Bajur: Bullet Splash!!
@@skythegamedev3751 Badger's stand is the ability to negate plot armour
SkyLeRecruit - The King of Nonsense YES I AM!
Winter Legend Wolf, and it looks like Clarence the shark
0:34 probably my favorite TRB bit
4:40 Badger: -Holds up dinner plate. Soldier: "aight, imma head out"
4:42 Remember that vine? Dude doesn't make the hole at a mini golf course, straight up fucking dives, hands behind his back, over the railing and into the water. Same energy bro.
whats that japanese sound file called tho
The Italian Dandy Its a sound effect from Ed, Edd, n Eddy
@@alixa7797 ohhh