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you are truly next level. literal GOAT
Greatest Of All Tubers
Not even he's a Literal Goat a godamn lawnmower.
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im a subscriber too
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I would pay Disney's CEO directly, if it meant we get a star wars movie that's just 4 generic stormtroopers arguing like dipshits at the cafeteria table for 90 minutes.
Nah Pay Adult Swim They kind of already did it lol
I'd totally take a slice-of-life show revolving around Star Wars with new protagonists every episode.
YES
All voiced by badger and his crew
Like 12 Angry Men but without the murder
Literally just hearing Scorch say “Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir,” put such a happy smile on my face, I’m so glad that got in the video
You. Bacta. Now.
Taking a sniper position!
@@damoclesecoe7184 On my way squad leader.
RIGHT! I instantly got it. I was like, “NO WAY! HE DID IT” this right here, is you get a sub. Major respect paid to the legacy, and us boomers
13:05
The thing is your guys' conversations are actually kinda canonically accurate to Stormtroopers' actual conversations
I would know
Wait, really, it is? { =| =D Oh that's amazing, that's so amazing! =D
From what source…
@@Commander23c The Mandalorian, for one thing... (shitpost energy has been inherent in stormtrooper lore since the original movie though, when one slammed their forehead into the blast doors and instead of reshooting they just put a bonk sound on it later)
@@Commander23c Our source.
I imagine Badger and his friends being Clones during Order 66 but instead of being forced to kill Jedi against their will, they are ready and willing and start laughing each time they succeed while doing stupid shit.
“Damn shame.”
So Legends’ Clone Troopers in Order 66?
Badger and company Executing order 66 on Spider man and Banakin 🤣🤣😂
“Execute order 66.” Badger and the boys; “Sure boss, Lemme bring my torch.”
8:46 has the same energy for me as, "He's got a sword!" "You idiots, we've all got swords!" 🤣
same energy different form
Lol
Same dude
noice
Your comment is being botted, rip
I love Heavenly's evolution. He went from cacodemon to Glamrock Freddy.
I still prefer when he was a cacodemon. It was golden xD
@@dexketristo2349 I feel like it is because he can't mocap the Cacodemon...
New lore just dropped
cacodemon, to doomguy, now he's glamrock freddy, who knows what's next
@@John-Stark I meam, that is a very valid argument. I don't even want to imagine how slow the process of animating without one is.
11:00 just imagine, you're pushing the objective, the enemy is SUPPOSED to be falling back, but you open that door and three flame troopers rush out and roast you and ONLY you.
I wouldn't even be mad that's top tier hating.
2:12 "I haven't even touched the rum yet. Why is Skywalker a banana?" Absolutely amazing. XD
RussianBadger: "imma try to set Rey on fire while she fights Kylo" Kylo: "I have a better idea" Immediately uses the force to hold her in place the speed at which Kylo reacts to the flametrooper is just incredible
That was legendary lmao Totally just BM'd that Rey, based af
That’s a terrifying combo
She already on the grill badger just turned the heat up
Well, rey is kinda cringe
@@kAY-yl5en So is JarJar
"Are you stuck in a dead end job?" "Do you hate that your boss is the color blue?" "Does your squad leaders mushroom-like head confuse you?" Well I have the solution for you.... *THE EMPIRE*
Ends up working for admiral Thrawn eitherway
Thrawn shows up.... -_-
Well, not for the blue boss. There's still a chance of that... *thrawn noises*
You kinda lost me Who looks like a mushroom
@today was a good day dumb bot
6:24 Imagine if this conversation was in the mandalorian season 3 word for word verbatim before a fight scene. Unironically fucking golden.
“We should blow up Mandalore”
@Goro Akechi you would be the one, huh?
Stellaris users: Finally someone understands! (turns on the colossus) *context: that very conversation is often told as a meme about death-star-ing your own planets to reduce game lag and micro-managing burden.
Something about 7:30 just kills me every time. Just the sheer incredulity and disappointment in Heavenly’s voice with that simple “No!” gets to me lmao
“The class shooting back at you is packing heat like Alec Baldwin.” Yup, definitely going to hell for laughing at that
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And there is where we say goodbye to monetization. Goodbye monetization
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It’s just because the vast majority of Badgers kills are bots. The ones that actually shoot back and kill you are the players.
@@ricoparadiso depends will he blast my brains out if I don’t believe with a 9mm
Badger: talks about restrictions on his past video Also badger: puts every clip that got him redacted last time into this video This is why I love these videos
I want to like it but it is 69...
@@chezburgerking9297 Then like it, because it deserves more than 69 my dude
@@chezburgerking9297 We can get it to 420 likes
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Time stamp?
13:53 *"Good soldiers follow orders."*
My favorite star wars character, Spiderman with his curved hilted, yellow banana-saber
Even Darth Vader should be scared
You know its a badger video when theres so many memes in the first 30 seconds of the video that you pass out from laughter.
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Either the laughter or contact high will be your undoing
yeah true
I nearly busted my ass on ice while watching his vid's.
Never in my 19 years would I imagine seeing a clone commando witness Kirby drop Darth Maul.
Never in my 16 years would I imagine seeing a stormtrooper smoking a blunt LMFAO
'Murica
Never in my 19 years would I expect Bananakin
Never in my 20 years would I have imagined seeing heavenly putting Rey in a microwave and cooking her like a hot pocket
*just as God intended*
8:38 - 9:16 is priceless! The ATF jokes are great, too!
The Covenant when they see Chief charging head on into battle: 2:28
5:28 Now I want Lucasfilms and Disney to actually approve of a Star Wars movie about a bunch of non-clone Stormtroopers who are exactly this, and they're indirectly responsible for 90% of the shit that goes down in the original Star Wars trilogy through sheer coincidence of events playing out. It would be perfection incarnate and make a bunch of die hard Star Wars fans scream. The cherry on top is Badger and his friends playing the Stormtroopers.
Isn't that just Tag and Bink?
@@WTFisTingispingis yes, but instead of a couple of Stormtroopers its a full squad
@@freddman0135 the sheer neutral chaos will cause so much swaws.
*”And make a bunch of die hard Star Wars fans scream.”* *Bold of you to assume I don’t absolutely love this shit. Because I do.*
@@freddman0135 legit
Heavenly being GL Freddy: “Gregory, do you see that alcohol on that table? Get me it. I need it to eat this pizza because I’m lactose intolerant”
Omfg yes! 😅 That's amazing
Also, start a pot of coffee. It's to get over the hangover
Quickly Gregory I'm playing Twitch rivals
This man makes me watch the sponsors, that's how good this man is
7:24 Gasoline would be so much better if it smelled like peanut butter, change my mind.
Gotta love how Badger's sense of humor has descended into absolute madness over time.
Tbh, this was always where it was going to go, and it is glorious
COHERENT Madness. :)
Total madness we love it
Pretty sure it's always been there just he has more resources now.
no, he has ascended
This guy is literally the definition of quality over quantity.
i agree
Truth.
Martincitopants too
@@jamesbegin8370 agreed
Sometimes he even has both.
Stormtroopers arguing for Unemployment via Death Star gives me that Red VS Blue classic I've needed for ages. Here's hoping for "Spartans Argue for Halo Rings Activated to Solve the Insurrection, Covenant AND Flood."
This is essentially the old eu being revived in this video
Glorious.
2:28 The fear in that man's voice when seeing Master Chief is downright primal
Shit dog thatd be my reaction too.
The banished be like:
@@ivancdragoon kzhead.info/sun/nd2igJFraalvfnA/bejne.html
"Mah-stah-chheef"
And not a single joke was made about how “DEY PUT DE MAMSTAH CHIEF IN DE SHTARWARM”... Good... good.
Props to that Kylo Ren who _instantly_ jumped at the opportunity to make Rey into barbecue. "Oh, hello, flametrooper. *Let me assist you."*
The man saw an opportunity and fucking took it
He literally said "ay bro lemme cut it for you"
@@meeper4927 that is not very kek.
@rissini Aaaaand reported.
@rissini Do you just have no shame?
14:17 this is where the fun begins
Killamanjaro!
9:05 showing my 100% off gift card to the cashier
I sometimes forget that Spencer looks EXACTLY like the type of person to work in finance whilst acting like the exact OPPOSITE of what I'd expect from someone who works in finance.
I forgot badgers real name was Spencer. This feel like cursed information
@@laatmaasquanariin3945 he mentioned his nose in an old Battlefield Video and I cant unsee it. I literally wouldn't have noticed it without him saying it. Truly cursed knowledge
@@MadKingIII DEL-FUCKING-ETE THIS.
Even his name makes you think that
@@MadKingIII Wait, is he a small hat?
Can we get a mocap suit behind-the-scenes? Imagine seeing badger just dancing and goofing about in an empty room with a mocap suit. No context, no music, just mocap.
I'm just picturing Linda walking in on him doing some dumb shit and just having a casual conversation about taxes or some shit
You should check his shorts channel
@@shanonfree8210 got to it before me you lucky sod
@@kai9799bri'ish?
8:45 is gold. The VC singing the TF2 dominating jingle has penetrated my brain.
My guy this is the humor I have craved for a millenia. Do not stop posting
I just imagined Badger (a full-grown man) in a green screen suit, doin' his lil dance at the end of the video
yeah. him getting the mocap equipment increased the quality of his videos tenfold. it's wonderful.
i saw this comment right when he started dancing and it made it that much better lmao
6:15 now I want a five minute short of the boys in trooper uniform in a conference room discussing the economy of the empire and deciding “yeah, let’s blow SH** up. It’s good for unemployment rates”
Just pray Potato Head Brandon doesn't think of an idea like that.
Dude that would be fucking hilarious
@@charlesws7825 I mean, Brandon Sanderson has managed to avoid killing most of his primary characters, so I don't think any praying is necessary.
I want a movie about them and how they unintentionally caused 90% of the events in the original trilogy through sheer coincidence.
@@Ropetrick6 Actually, I meant 'Let's Go Brandon!' Brandon. ;)
4:54 SIGN ME THE F**K UP
You see the hardest part about this is actually getting that group of friends that makes any game fun.
I love how Badger and his friends can make jokes out of anything and make it actually funny, from WW2 to planets being destroyed.
Don't forget the Nazis
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@@meeper4927 Time to mark someone as spam again...
@@ricoparadiso Also you. You're also getting reported for spam.
@@darckap2785 kwe /“0”0ui
If Badger and his crew were in Rise Of Skywalker, that shit would be a 10/10 movie.
It’d be awesome if they made a parody using mocap-suits
I do think it would be improved if Kylo and Rey just pulled out 1911s and started shooting at each other while arguing and screaming about random stuff 😤
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The fact that you are right makes me angry and happy at the same time
Setting Rey on fire during her whole "I'm so dark, oh no" phase would have been awesome. Use those bullshit force powerups to heal from THAT, Mary Sue.
Mans straight up representing the Scout Corps!
Based
Rey getting toasted to death by a flame trooper is the ending we all wish we got.
"Master chief, mind telling me what you are doing on that franchise?" "sir, Mods"
12:40 all I could think of is Zanny and his friends just going “THEY FLY NOW”
Another member of the zanclan!!!
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Even Clonathan got a cameo in this vid!
You know a zanny and russianbadger collab would be a DREAM
@@netdawg2k671 Zanclan forever!
>See's Master Chief "Dey put the Mamter Cheeb in de Battafron."
I am a hardcore Star Wars fan and the hot pocket Rey joke is 😂
6:13 I'd love to see a Star Wars spin off series focusing on Stormtroopers voiced by Badger and friends
There is a Hispanic series called "Death Star Bar" that goes about that
Fuck yes.
Basically red vs blue but Stormtroopers
Red vs Blue, but with Troopers.
Hell yessssssss
11:14 If you look closely, he gets by a rocket and dies for .25 seconds before it cuts to the next scene.
Top ten moments just before disaster
Bruh you just see the sparks and thats it 🤣
You seen a gunshot for one frame and it immediately cuts to the next scene.
I think I can hear the dio stop time sfx in the background
So Alec Baldwin was using a Rocket Launcher that Match?
Badger: *takes form of scout trooper for narration* Also badger never once using a scout trooper in the video
The one trooper in the monkey brain segment with that walk is so funny I replayed it multiple times!
0:44 I love all the old fashion battlefront noises you used here. Brings back memories.
@Naura Anisaha what the fuck
Stood out so much to me, gotta love the classic sound effects
@@darthball2723 Bot. Just report them for $exual content
@Naura Anisaha no
@@ALJ9000 no
I was wondering if he was gonna mention the immortality bug, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one experiencing it all the time
It's hackers causing it, not a game bug
Its not a bug hackers were trying to troll and it snowballed and messed up the servers
I haven't experienced this bug at all
Can we all appriciate how he suffers for hours and hours to make these videos to entertain us
10:44 nice Badger But ... *The Titanfall franchise would like to have a word with you*
Badger and his squad is literally the Bad Company squadron of the Star Wars universe.
So Republic Commando
IT'S ALL CRUMBS (4:01)
I love that Kylo caught on and was basically the stick holding the marshmallow over the campfire
6:50 - This sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear in the background coming from a group of troopers who are on break or in their quarters off-shift.
That's so true. They'd probably get real into which planets they should blow up and the pros and cons for each.
Arkham city dialogue
@@andrewowens4421 I don't think there's a more chaotic/imaginative group of people than bored military troopers.
Star Wars Splintercell style stealth game
Seriously tho
"you can't just G L A S S a planet and say you did it to solve the unemployment problem" - Badger 2022
If you blow up the earth, not a single human would be unemployed
Badger what do you mean! This is exactly how the arbiter solved the covenant unemployment problem caused by the grunt rebellion
Yo you watched the video too? That's so sick man
BEST QUOTE OF 2022
@@Wafflelord-Gaming We already know Arbiter doesn’t care. He be like “I don’t wipe cuz I don’t let shit bother me.”
"You're behavior frightens and confuses me, sir." Ah, the memories of being the WORST Republic Commando and having to have SCORCH carry me through the game.
As a StarWars fan you didn't ruin it for me You made it even better
14:17 First covenant, then banished, now first order, *Chief is going places.*
Chief’s doin numbers
@@BanditGraves989 on my soul
Just imagine a Halo pulling up on the death star or star killer lmao
@@uhohmemebiggestboy212 *Halo theme intensifies as Alpha Halo obliterates all life in the Star Wars galaxy*
Battlefront 2: *exists* Badger: Imma bout to end this man’s whole career.
EA: STOP! You’re violating the law!
with Bananakin Skypeeler
It already happened
The mod pills.
broooo 6:55 had me dying of laughter there man
This was the first video from Badger I saw,and when I saw how amazing the animation was and how funny and meme-filled his videos were,I was hooked.Absolute CHAD of a youtuber.
I literally watched badger since the days of battlefield 3 and honestly seeing his descent into utter madness. *FASCINATING.*
Wow, these bots in the replies are annoying.
interior crocodile alligator...clothmonsters...that is all
Wtf is wrong with these bots in the reply section
someone please report these bots to youtube
That motion capture suit has to be one of the greatest decision on Badger's channel.
the greatest financial decision made by a serial shitposter
A several-thousand dollar investment well worth the price of admission
@@thetattooedyoshi thirty-one thousand, if I recall correctly.
I would love a series that just follows a group of storm troopers going about their days and missions with dumbass banter like in this video. It could be the most serious plot imaginable and yet somehow the goofiest goobers show up and talk about wondering how glassing a planet could "effect the Burger King economy."
3:54 white man jumpscare
Why did i expected "peanut butter jelly time" from Bananawalker? XD
kzhead.info/sun/gN1_mNelgWetrZs/bejne.html Don't Miss This.. ㅤ
Hey, I just watched your Encanto videos. Good stuff.
I feel like calling him bananakin makes more sense
@@graydawn2661 *snickers* bananakin bananawalker…
@@keeganguyer5237 Bananakin Peelslipper?
I can’t believe I took down Master Chief. I had such a blast playing with y’all that night and I feel blessed to be part of this community.
I would honestly watch a series where it's just a bunch of random troopers fucking around like you guys. I truly would watch that.
I absolutely love all of your group, you have helped me through depression more than 1 time and I would just like to say thanks
This dude: Brings his friends for everything he does giving them exposure to his audience. Genuinely uses the products or programs that sponsor him. Acknowledges the regular folks who support him, especially when they do something awesome or really amazing. Plays on public servers so regular folks get a chance to potentially interact with him in a real game. Takes at least a month to put together quality content that makes us eager to see what he cooks up next. Badger is a true man of the people who cares about his channel, his supporters, and his audience. I have the utmost respect for you brother.
I'm willing to bet you that this is because he doesn't see it as a channel or business, he's just having fun.
@@liamdriscoll1140 which I wished more people did, but I understand why they don't, since most people need more then just air soup to survive.
@@liamdriscoll1140 this is strongly backed up by his fun first mentality, he rates games not on quality, but by how fun they were.
@@churchA.I Although with a friend group like the one Badger has, even a fucking Unity asset Flip would be insanely fun.
@@ugrena7419 you aren't wrong my friend group has about the same chaotic mentality if only they had better PCs lol
“The rate of everything turns to zero.” *Not the death rate*
Needs to be a legendary comment
Typical stellaris "determined exterminator" enjoyer
@@TheMcK777 it does on day 2
@@kingqasmoke2802 Beat me to it.
That goes straight to 100%
random Trooper : PARY THIS YOU FILTY CASUAL Ray : *Dies in flamme*
Oh, my, god, it feels like Badger is what the starwars universe needs, just 1 minute in a starwars movie, where TheRussianBadger and his buddies are talking about something random before a bunch-o-rebels show up
5:33 to be fair, the Ashen One would totally win that fight
Yea Ashy boy fought Gods and Lords of Cinders
The Ashen One would win a *lot* of fights
your lightsaber can kill me in one hit? NOTHIN NEW TO ME I JUST WONT GET HIT *Rolls with malicious intent*
Might take a few tries
No question
if you’re used to hopping in and out of servers to find a playable game, sounds like it’s time for a tf2 video
@Gerniyye______🍅 Shut up bot
@Gerniyye______🍅 Begone BOT!
Been waiting for it since the references to the game, and wondered when it'll show up. Still good, just takes a while to get a clean server. Wondered if Valve will ever sue those bot hosts, if only. Not only are they mass hacking, they're making the game unplayable to a lot of players still willing to play from time to time. It boggles the mind for there to be anyone defending them, it's like slapping someone's sandwich out of their hands and then say it was just a prank bro. *Sigh*
Hey this comment section looks like team fortress 2 :D
"Do you guts even know who the MonkeyLizard Salacious B Crumb is?" Don't you know who the fuck we are?
2:57 Before I unwrap this Whopper That has aged like a fine wine
“We screwed up the Star Wars universe” *Strom trooper hittin a fat vape* “Allow me to introduce the sequels”
I was gonna say it myself if no one else was.
Pastromi trooper
Stfu they are good Star Wars movies.
@Just vibin my dude *HOLD IT! OBJECTION!*
Badger making a whole video basically gushing about how much he appreciates his friend group is so adorable
This is what they mean by relationship goals
@@HUNTR11 you're exactly right
I'd love to see a star wars spin-off (Lion King 1.5 style) where it's just Badger and friends shitposting across the trilogies.
0:10 Spider-Man, Master Cheif, a handful of Star Wars characters. All that's missing are Jonsey, Peely, getting jobbed Fishstick getting jobbed, Meowscles, Peter Griffin, Deadpool and a million Winterfest Bushrangers getting non-canonically jobbed and it will be exactly like Fortnite.
6:29 probably a true statement since nearly 6.1 billion imperials died on the death-star during it's destruction.
Million not billion.
@@human3745 and the 6 million came from both death stars, they each had smaller numbers than six
Well maybe they shouldn't have put so many troops on a giant target in space
Ah, here we go, more Imperial propaganda inflating their personnel numbers just to make the other side look bad. Alderaan had 2 billion people when it went boom boom, so let's not talk about moral superiority.
This was such a god damn treat to watch, from start to finish. even when you're SPONSORED you make it absolutely hilarious. Glad you're taking the time to "Make the best damn video, every single time."
@today was a good day silence bot
As someone who has used Current for a few years (back when they said it was for college students), I can confirm that it's extremely good.
@@JoMiMi_h was less of a "oh god, sponsor", and more of a "man, he even takes time to make the sponsored bits great, i love it"
@@surgebot001 Ye, I know.
13:09 Who in their right mind would play as a battle droid, the single worst cannon fodder in Star Wars?
3:38 was that the tf2 detonator sound?????
If you listen closely at about 9:20 you can hear someone saying, "Heavenly are you ok?" and that's both wholesome yet hilarious to me.
I feel you are broken
I Heard that too
I heard it, but more specifically at 9:17. You're close tho. 👍🏼 never noticed it since it cut so quick.
13:32 Never thought I would see the Gun That Can Kill The Past in 3D. Wonder where Badger got it from.
badger later died because he didnt have wax wings to cheese the minecart room
Has he played Enter the Gungeon before? I can't tell.
I wanna know too!
I love how Kirby is just permaglued to masterchiefs shoulder
the one youtuber who's sponsor segments i genuinely enjoy watching
"roasting bad guys" With a clip of a burning rebel. Glad to see Badger is a cultured individual.
YES. THE EMPIRE IS THE BEST FIT FOR GALACTIC RULE. kzhead.info/sun/lc6Qn8-weph5qas/bejne.html ^film theory video on why^
@@snailboi6902 you… you didn’t link to some off topic cringe video from someone begging for subs. Bless your souls friend.
@@NALTOdeluxe what?
@@snailboi6902 most people putting links in comments are either begging for subs or por bots
@@khora3845 someone gets it.
Glamrock Freddy just popping up out of nowhere really caught me off guard.
Badger: "It's like peanut butter and gasoline: these two things were never meant to be together, but somehow the universe found a way." Me: "ah yes this peanut butter kush ought to do nicely"
Someone:*hacks* EA:I sleep Someone:*plays online forgetting they have a mod installed* EA:U WOT M8