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Hi
Finally you played left 4 dead 2
Bet, will do
Not opera GX oh god
Nice
I love how badger has the ability to mocap a military soldier in 4k and then decides to walk around as polygon Spiderman from PS1.
Only goes up to 1440p for me
Are we going to ignore badge mocaping hitomi
@@surferjosh98 No. This vid is one of badgers most mocapped and modded vids
Did u see the whitty?
@@marlibeshaj1069 you on mobile? mobile only allows up to your phones resolution.
"Y'all built different, I'm built incorrectly, I'm just wrong" that's a yearbook quote
"I should not exist"
It's the perfect yearbook quote
that’s gonna be mine
Built stupid
Yall built different, Im built stupid. Makes me wish I had a yearbook to put in a quote for that
The fact that Heavenly refers to Chompski as Jolyne while trying to save him is so damn funny to me.
Clearly, Badger and his crew are well versed in their JoJo lore
i mean he runs the jotaro skin
Yessss
Jotaro being in this game made it a funnier video
8:54 Heavenly's jokes, chuckles, and anxiety screams are amazing. 10/10 will not die alone.
Nick: "I'm going to beat you so bad your sister is going to wish she never gave birth to ya." I had no idea that was a line in the game.
~SWAEET HOAM AL' A-BA MUH~
It’s one of the new ones they added with the last stand update.
@@bunnythehutt2148 That would explain it. It's been a million years since I played it last. That is one thing I like about Valve they'll update the shit out their older games years later, sometimes for no reason.
@@lewisvargrson sad tf2 noises
I spat out my cereal when I heard it
Game Devs: “Why do people only stay on our games for 1-2 years? They took 7 years to develop…” Valve: “Green subscribe button…”
Valve makes good games.
The life blood of all valve games
Legit what Bethesda did and people wonder why Skyrim is being sold for the 4th time.
(badger concerning cloaker) DAMN THE RIVER GOT EM
@@memelescream4796 Not today.
13:29 something about all these goofy ass models for the special infected, then just the normal ass spitter just adds to the chaos of the experience.
Gotta admit it is very faithful to the common modded Left 4 Dead 2 experience. If you don’t know, there’s a weird problem where changing the spitter’s model always causes weird issues for people. Most notably refusing to load the game whatsoever. He really put in work with these edits.
@@lambskrit2236 wait, really? i’ve genuinely never had that problem.
I feel like the chaotic energy that the team has accumulated over the years has reached its peak with this monstrosity
"your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya" One of the funniest quotes of all time
3:32 and also yes (timestamp to find it)
Absolutely the best quote of the video.
a l a b a m a
meh
yea if your 12 maybe.
23:53 still one of my favourite moments lmao. 13:47 I love how grouse looks while killing the witch.
That's heavenly
_"Chocolate?!"_
FAVOURITE????
@@Yoinkestsploinkest*BAM BAM BAM!* "A i n ' t n o t h a n g"
5:42: American, "standing here, I realize"
"Thank you Pickleous Cage" "You're welcome, citizen" Truly beautiful line
Pickolas Cage Wit da Karambit. Wat Will he do?
You laik mai knife?
Yes
@@featdirty1127 that translates to “do you like knives?”
Pickleous cage truly a magnificent sight
Badger is litterally just a budget animation studio at this point, and I love it
It's more of an improv comedy theater, considering the mocap
His mo-cap suit makes it all come togeather. Plus it’s LOOT goblin.
I was skeptical of the animations, but now its like, the best possible evolution of his cracked ass humor lol
What if he made a cinematic?
The Badger cinematic universe.
8:45 the way Heavenly said that joke made him sound like a dad and I love it
24:41 this is the absolutely funniest thing I've ever seen and now my side hurts
Jotaro beating the shit out of cheeseburgers with a gnome screaming "Get this beta shit off of me!" is something you'd only see here and is exactly why I love this channel
Agreed
@@BarryTheSeagull indeed
You might see it in jojo
Well we can all say Jojo had a Bizarre adventure.
And he one shot a roblox character on steroids.
Heavenly just having a fucking seizure and screaming, "Get this beta shit off me!" has got to be peak Russian Badger content
" S I G M A M A L E "
And the great thing is that wasn’t him it was his stand star platinum
"JUMP TWO FEET YOU FUCKEN IDIOT!"
Is Jolyne the gnome.
@@matijasostojic4288 Heavenly named the gnome 'Chompski' i think. Unsure of how it's spelt, though it's pronounced how I spelt it. (Jolyne is Jotaro's daughter btw)
25:07: an accurate representation of the Jojo's bizarre adventure part where Jotaro fights off big macs to get jolyne onto a chopper and out of Florida with a garden gnome
23:52 this is still my all-time favorite moment. Just the way heavenly flies off into the stratosphere is some of the funniest💩 ever😆
4:14 "thats like saying the Mona Lisa is just a sculpture" This line is golden
That's like saying, jImMy gIBs iS jUsT A dRiVer
That's like saying , the girl on the bridge is just a little pretty
You know what I like about your stories Ellis? The sound they make when they stop.
That’s when you know he’s stupid he called the MONA LISA a SCULPTURE…INSTEAD OF A PAINTING
@@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas *perddy
Why is no one talking about Larry the Lobster as the Charger? That’s probably the best mod. “LIVIN LIKE LARRY!” In the distance: “barnacles”
"Observe" - Larry
I AM LARRYYY
barnacles
I was distracted by the Amoogus
LIVIN LIKE LARRY
Normal people's 4am nightmare comfort: *soft rain ambience with a bedtime story read with a delicate melodious voice* My 4am nightmare comfort: THIS MUHFUCKA EATIN BEANS!! *incessant gunshots*
Funny moments 6:48 Pikle 7:11 Dallas destroys a cloaker 9:09 Charlie Entertainment Cheddar 12:35 Otis at da windo. What will he do 14:47 Wobbly AK 20:53 Tineee cheems
"I have jammed my game with so many mods" ah a man of culture. Yes i preffer having velociraptors fight off the minecraft FNAF hordes using cats, monkey bombs, old spice gernade launchers. Faced with horrors like shrek, slenderman, and pink guy. Let's not forget the horde sound of the duck army.
*🅱️🅰️IN!!!* 🤯😡🤯😡😡🤯😡🤯😡🤯 *🅱️🅰️IN!!!!* 😂😂 it's soo funny
Pawerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@Domart101 what.
Meanwhile there’s me that uses more serious mods like infected variety mods for more realism (by variety I mean like different outfits and appearances and stuff)
And mini nukes from fallout that scream that's a THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!! when you fire them
I don't think I was prepared to see Jotaro, saving himself from a smoker, killing a roblox character with a axe, then fighting off a horde of cheeseburgers with a fucking gnome.
I lost it when Heavenly said "GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME, AAAAAHHHHH!"
@@diegoguerrero9438 Same here. It makes it even better that you have him smashing two Cheeseburgers to death as he says it lol.
Average part 3 episode
I mean. It isssssssss his bizarre adventure.
While calling said gnome Jolyne
Badger is the only person who makes sponsor ships entertaining
I grew up on this game and im so happy to see people still actually like it
So no ones going to talk about the fact that heavenly has ascended from being a cacodemon to the doom slayer.
Demon to better demon
Character development
And what about ottis having udders when he is a male
@@goldendragongaming3935 that's just cannon
@@goldendragongaming3935 A SIGMA MALE*
Badger: Can't believe I shot Yoshi with a Smith Wesson 500. Also Badger: **Does it again**
He's not appalled at the fact that he did it. He was surprised by the fact that he ever got the opportunity.
@@drasticplastic1218 I agree. 100% while im cooking a pizza roll on my PS4.
@@katsumi_onpawsI saw someone cook a steak on a ps4
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
“BAIN I DIDNT DOWNLOAD SOURCE BAIN IM STUCK” got me laughing so hard on the floor
4:00 Probably the *only* women. Ummm, Zoey?
"You call that thing a 'whirlybird' one more time, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya" Sweet merciful Buddha, that is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.
LMAO YESSS the nostalgia ahh ;(
I loved it when m rated games weren't pandering to 5 year olds
1:38 The fact that me and a group of friends literally ditched our prom dates to go home and play Left 4 dead 2 is fucking hilarious
Chad
Gigachad energy
You sir are a champion
Well I have prom in a few months guess it’s booked now
You are the man of culture
The title screen of this had me dying 🤣 (just the look of fear in Otis's eyes as doomslayer is about to blast his cow brains over the nearest wall 😂)
badger once said "THE BEAN HAVE PHYSICS"
Piano girl is my new favourite Badger NPC the lack of "enthusiasm to live" and sarcastic piano twangs fills me with both happyness and genuine concern for badgers Green screen scripts
Who is she btw
@@axiom4900 Meryl Silverburgh from Metal Gear Solid.
Got me SIMPIN dog 😩😩😩
Specifically the version from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.
I, for one, welcome to Bajur's NPCFamily the "I'm done with life but I still play some tunes Chick" May long be her reign!!
I love how badger is Talking about how opera will prevent your pc from setting on fire Two videos later he talks about how his pc caught on fire
Wait When?
@@jidk6565 in his newest tabg vid he talks at the end about how his pc lit on fire when he played battle field 2042
This is a surprisingly good browser that i use
@@megus4372 AND in his 2042 vid he explained how exactly that happened
What video did the chrome joke came out on?
This video was already hilarious. But I finally understand Badger’s perspective after finally playing the game myself, first unmodded, then modded. By the end of the night, my team was Deadpool with the doom super shotgun, 2B with the Leviathan Axe, Fortnite Thanos with a Chaingun, and Terminal Montage Mario with the Smith & Weston 500…
4:30 why does everyone i know who plays L4D2 get an asshole nick while i get one that generally cares about the team(except for Ellis sometimes)
Honestly, the Hard Rain mission was a goddamn horror movie. Stealthing past witches while shooting zombies is legit scary.
Guess you could say that it's a *Witch Hunt*
You stuck past the witches? I just shot at them immediately because I was playing with a friend
The run through the suger cane field was spooky. But the return trip as the huricane floods the first 3 maps casting the whole place in hazy darkness and deafening wind was the scariest shit to play alone on as a kid. Only had it on xbox so no mods to lighten the blow. Had the game for years but had never played that map before and knew nothing of it. Needless to say it put the other maps to shame in scary. Even ld1 maps sit behind it imo. Ok I'm done
I fuckong hated that stage
And the hurricane wasn't just reducing vision. It actually made hearing a nightmare as well.
Fun fact: in the payday universe, the mission no mercy either prevents or starts the entire Left 4 Dead storyline
Bain talking to the left 4 ded crew, Bill the generator go get it
Wait really?!
Is there a theory on this
@@SomethingBoutEclipse you literally steal the virus in that heist. And it's used in game.
Well. It's not canon but you can believe it with enough lack of caring.
I loved it in the 7:05 of the video when the Cloker went flying. Now, where is your safe house cloker 😂
20:19 I will quote this for a long time.
"Y'all are built different, I'm just built incorrectly." Was my favorite line, I think.
Built wrong
@@witchhusband5447 I should not exist
Al the way to 28:00
@@technosauruswrex thanks
We can rebuild him properly. We have the instruction manual.
“Jarvis, ready the glock” “Excellent choice. Loading Glock-19”
XD
Honestly that'd fit way more with War Machine.
“It’s Charles ent. Cheese the THIRD, the first one died in the war put some RESPECT on his name” 😂😂😂cracking up 😂 What about the second?😂😂😂
Badger: I'm going to die alone aren't I? Everyone: Yes Badger, you most likely will
13:50 Hearing *”chocolate?!”* followed by five shotgun blasts then “ain’t no thang” is the highlight of the video for me
Did somebody say "chocolate!?!?!?"
And he doing it while in static pose is cherry on top
"Ya'll built different, I'm built wrong" That's gonna be my senior quote
DO ITTTT
Senior quote? Thats my life’s description 😂😂 kzhead.info/sun/iLWFdptvoqJqiXA/bejne.html
" you wont have to visit the eye doctor anymore, even though he is a pretty cool guy. " * cuts to man with no medical license and 25 war crimes on his criminal record *that we know of* *
Yo, the "POV" line with the doge light kills me every time. Its too good
Me: "Man these edibles ain't shit" 30 minutes later...
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
BRUHHH
Badger: "Thanks Spider-Man from Playstation 1." Spider-Man: "Everybody gets one. Tell him Sanic." Sanic: "Apparently everybody gets one."
Bingo!
"Is that canon that the Arkham Knight saved Master Chief from Elmo while carrying a gnome for the achievement?" -An Astronaut.
This is my favourite video out of any video on KZhead I’ve seen it over 20 times and it feels good every time this is the reason I bought left 4 dead 2 thank you for giving me that opportunity with just one video man
mate, the gnome is NECCESARY, that achievement is the wall between ordinary gamers and absolute chads
when the anime girl blew a kiss to badger it was probably him mocaping it so he just blew a kiss to himself lol. everone is him
574 likes only 1 reply we'll make it 2 comments
To turn from absolute chad to a giga chad. Don’t ever drop the gnome. Bust your way through with the gnome as your weapon
Is it official that Whitty is always standing nearby in left 4 dead
@@DJ_Kuri that way It is NEVER your fault "Yeah I died bc Its impossible to kill with a push" Its flawless
Badger turned himself into mods and I shit you not valve, that’s some of the funniest and cursed shit I’ve ever seen
Mine was Otis vs the Weston bone crusher… spoilers the bone crusher wins.
Watching jotaro beat the shit outta cheeseburgers and a roblox man with gnome was that funny and cursed shit
@Sonia Camel's🍑🍒 Your journey ends here, spambot. Viper's got you in the pipe, 5x5.
@@pantommy get the s&w 500 in here so we can take ouy the spambot.
@@pantommy this is what I like to see
You are one of the best KZheadrs there are I am surprised you don’t have over 100million subscribers I love ya man
Badger is the only creator that can make ads funny
“Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that helicopter?” “Sir, saving this gnome”
"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing with those cookies?" "Sir, getting baked."
I liked my area code. Cover me I'm going to Wal Mart XP
He'll yeah
Imma ganome and you have been gnoooommeddd
Mind telling me what your doing in that discord server sir, grooming
Fun Fact Bagder: All special infected in game are programmed to instantly die to a melee strike except for Chargers, Witches, and Tanks. Melee weapons all do 250 dmg. If you hit a charger in the head with a melee it will also instantly kill them. Also Pepsi Launchers do triple damage to tanks on direct hits. Tanks also take less damage from shotguns due to them being pellet based weapons against a giant wall of muscle and flesh running at you. My favorite mod is Terry Crews charger sounds.
Weapon bashes too or just specifically melee weapons?
@@fishbiscuit8266 just melee weapons weapon bashes are probably the least efficient way to push out damage. the default pistol does more damage than a gun butt to a zombie
Bruh Terry Crews yeetting old spice at me was the scariest shit ever. Well maybe behind a dozen Dr. Zoidberg lifeless eyes watching me in the dark.
This is also like 7 fun facts.
I was crying from laughter from the lightskin stare of the battletoad
Badger: is literally an astronaut Also Badger: I’m no astronaut
I found a mod that turns the Jockey into the Nostalgia Critic. It just fits way too well. The maniacal laughter, the witty remarks in the distance, and the creepy giggling as he rides you is just perfect.
DEAR LORD PLEASE SEND ME A LINK
LINK. NOW.
creepy giggling as he rides you
I made the jockey Beavis. He has cornholio lines.
@@edschramm6757 what have you created
Nick: We got a boomer Louis: Oh man, sounds like a Boomer! Soldier: B O O M E R
I love that soldier line and I don't know why
I have never heard a combine soldier say boomer and I'm disappointed that I never have.
@@SpookyGhost15 Iirc they say “Boomer” instead of grenade.
Boomer?
@@Xplainn93 Nah, I think they say “Bouncer” for enemy grenades and “Extractor” for theirs. Boomer I think is for Airwatch or another code
imagine if the mods didn’t work and you hear badger saying the most random stuff ever😂
I've watched this same video more than 5 times and it stills hits like Truck-kun. Just amazing
I want Badger to do TF2. He's used their assets for years and that game is def his kind of crazy.
Agreed
No
@@leonardo9259 ur no
He has streamed it before. But only for a little bit. And I think he mains that Pyro guy, or whatever you call that guy with the flamethrower.
@@PassTheMic2006 flamethrower guy is simply Pyro
“Why did y’all execute yoshi like that?” *Because of his crimes against humanity,* obviously.
because he won't stop dodging his taxes.
the irs finally got them
I just like that that’s the answer to why Yoshi had to die. He didn’t do his taxes Smg4 made this a thing oml
@@lil_rascal5235 And his unpayed traffic tickets.
Watching Badger at 1 am while being half asleep and seeing the most random sh** is the funniest thing
Seeing Nick and Ellis talk to each other with the mo-cap is something else, especially the little pinch on "stop" screams Nick to me 😂
Seeing Jotaro kill hoards of zombies with a garden gnome and screaming for jolyne was the best experience i've witnessed
Same, peak of the video
@@toedmushroom9509 That wasn't even me killing them that was my stand STAR PLATINUM! *Badger talking while Star Platinum is killing zombies yelling ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
J O L Y N E
24:19 for full clip 25:06 for jotaro killing an entire horde
Tyler1 would be proud.
“rochelle is probably the only woman left on earth!” zoey:”am i a joke to you?”
Zoey is not a women. Zoey is a sniper rifle on legs.
@@imperielgenecist1317 lmao
Maybe he said that because Rochelle is the only mature women which they can repopulate the world and zoey is just a university sniper girl
@@2bdefault16x How does that make sense? Women reach full sexual maturity usually around 14. Of course, it's a fucking horrible idea to become a parent that young, but it's physically possible, and we're talking about the zombie apocalypse, many bad ideas are good ideas in that context
@@filmandfirearms after thinking about it a bit more I realize that was stupid but I think badger has a point
This was my frist russian badger video and now I've decided this is one of my favorite channels.
No matter how many times I watch this I still love this video
Can we just appreciate how far badger has come not only in his editing and animating, but with his channel as well?
I remember watching Badger's oooold videos years ago when he had like 100k subs. Recently came back like "I wonder if this guy is still making videos." And holy shit, I have never been so proud of a total stranger, this is so good.
@@dimitrikemitsky yeah I remember watching him in the days of Badgerfield 4, he's come a long way
Sad to see the r6 gameplay stop but that game went to shiiii years ago /:
@@isaac4k168 my god it took me this long to realize the last russianbadge r6 video was 10 months ago. Damn
@@dimitrikemitsky been watching him since the BF3 days, really amazing to see how far the channel has come, millions of views on every video, so proud of him lol
Just the fact that at the end, Heavenly literally flexed his Sigma Male grindset by immediately killing a smoker, fighting off angry hoards of cheeseburgers all by himself, rescuing Chompsky the garden gnome, and killing a Tank with nothing but a fire axe, and then escaping is truly a Sigma Male Grindset for sure, dawg (Edit: Also, thank you all for 369 likes, I didn’t think I’d get this many 😅)
He knew that the mindset to a grind set was the true power of this game. He is definitely sigma male right there
He wasn't grinding his game skills, he was grinding the power of his *stand*
@@nukeboy7159 this is part 9
Jotaro abandons his friends. And wins!
@@aspiringadonis1253 part 9 heavenly kujo abandons his friends for a gnome
Heavenly is my favorite person in here and having him as my favorite character (doom guy) is always cool to me
8:46 is a golden moment where you see he has a dogs flash light on his smith and wesson
If only badger could have done Space marines slaughtering amogus characters without gw killing him
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Doom Guy holding Otis at gun point is surprisingly not the last thing I’d expect in a Badger thumbnail
What is?
This video inspired me to get both Opera GX and the game itself and I am now killing the Shy Guy and Cloaker beating me up by using the Crescent Rose from RWBY and a cat SMG that is reloaded by petting it alongside Isaac Clarke, the Master Chief, Lara Croft, and HUNK. I am now in a living fever dream. Edit: grammer fixes.
5:17 I would still like to think that when Iron Man runs out of ammunition he just pulls out a Glock 19😂and 4:40
Badger: makes joke about 40K GW: Brother get the lawyer, THE HEAVY LAWYER
It’s just a terminator with a law degree
"And please, please, please Games Workshop, don't sue me for making this joke" *He is the chosen one, for he knows our plight.*
Cries in tts
@@daluckygit8019 anaesthetic required anaesthetic required anaesthetic required
XD
@@daluckygit8019 Stay strong, brother
This was one of my favorite videos by badger I saw it came out
You're the only person that makes ads good by making it funny
Never thought I’d need Isaac Clarke capping yoshi with a s&w 500
how could you forget the bone crusher part
Same man, that and having a PS1 Spiderman fucking up Kermit with a mossberg
Missed a perfect opportunity. “Thanks Spider-Man from PlayStation 1!” “Everybody gets one.”
The sponsorship in this video is the only one I never skipped because the animation was great
I love that BF1 Martini-Henry GL pepsi skin 19:06
I lost my freaking mind at Heavenly just beating the shit out of all those burgers while struggling to get into the damn helicopter. That was amazing. "COME HERE, CHOMPSKI!!!"
Sigma male grid set lol
James lake
@@jakealmanza8616 Ahh...a fellow man of culture
I lost it at the T-posing payday part this was funny though, but not as much as *BAIN! BAIN I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD SOURCE! BAIN!*
momento mori friend lol
“Why do you have an mp40?” “Why don’t you?” That is lifes most difficult question.
Real question ... wHy aInT tHeY uSiNg tHe wInNy?!?!
@@alanbrown901 oh shit
cus its round two and i dont have 1300 points
@@shazoch ROKKIE NUMBERS
@@michaeljwetzel5043 yeah I suck at zombies My highest is round 22 on kino
i always wanted to hear the end of Ellis's stories. they sounded interesting
I’m rewatching this in bed, while sick. IMMA ENJOY THIS
This reminds me of the Fallout 4 perk that tells you “You’re not stupid, just….different” Also I salute you for making a video out of every meme imaginable
please tell me what does that perk do I feel its so random
so whats new?
@@8-bitbruhify433 Idiot Savant.
@@8-bitbruhify433 it randomly gives you 3x (later 5x) the amount of experience for any action that would give you experience, and the lower your Intelligence, the higher chance it has to occur
@@drivanradosivic1357 its an annoying ass perk due to the noise but the xp tho
21:03 You can hear the moment Badger's brain was flushed by the way he slurs into "shut the fuck up" after hearing Amogus
i'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that lol
10 seconds in and I’m already impressed with the attention to detail. You can hear the distinct humming of the lights I mean wtf.
27:26 This made me crack up harder than ice ever could.