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TACTICALLY NUKING MARS | Warface

TheRussianBadger
2019 ж. 21 Шіл.
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  • TWO BADGER VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK?? Well don't mind if I McFuckin do...

    @Teebs_@Teebs_4 жыл бұрын

    • Upvote

      @Iamgudjoe@Iamgudjoe4 жыл бұрын

    • Nut

      @Sodzin@Sodzin4 жыл бұрын

    • a sponsored Badger video???! how rare

      @kondratov8269@kondratov82694 жыл бұрын

    • Wow...

      @Krix_3@Krix_34 жыл бұрын

    • It’s nutting time now boys

      @Wormy1271@Wormy12714 жыл бұрын

  • I'd hate to be those Blackwood soldiers and just hear the American Anthem slowly creeping up on them as they slowly lose contact with the people up front

    @lacquintinojohnson2440@lacquintinojohnson24404 жыл бұрын

    • Knock knock Blackwood! _Who's th-_ *'MURICA!!!*

      @vahlok1426@vahlok14264 жыл бұрын

    • @@vahlok1426 FUCK YEAH!!!

      @Skiergold@Skiergold4 жыл бұрын

    • No instead their hear team america fuck yeah slowly play

      @notreallytomclancy@notreallytomclancy4 жыл бұрын

    • That was the most "American" rendition of the American Anthem I've ever heard.

      @acannibalpotato@acannibalpotato4 жыл бұрын

    • @@acannibalpotato thanks

      @notreallytomclancy@notreallytomclancy4 жыл бұрын

  • What makes the “Silence, Corporal!” even more hilarious is that the rank of General in the army is the 2nd highest rank in the army, while corporal is roughly the third lowest.

    @NomadTheProtogen@NomadTheProtogen3 жыл бұрын

    • As an uneducated person in anything-army. What comes after general? bigger general? mega general? super general?

      @hisokamorow6709@hisokamorow67092 жыл бұрын

    • @@hisokamorow6709 i believe it is colonel but i may be wrong

      @ellismatthews9244@ellismatthews92442 жыл бұрын

    • @@ellismatthews9244 Colonel is lower than General lol

      @ninjalite7882@ninjalite78822 жыл бұрын

    • @@hisokamorow6709 actually it's netter then that. It's basically what you said but we use stars as the power level indicator. One star general, two star general, three star general, you get the point.

      @mistersir8573@mistersir85732 жыл бұрын

    • @@hisokamorow6709 basically yes, the number of stars increase. Starting at 1 star General (which would lead basically a large section of infrastructure,) to a 4 star General (which would be on council with the President or the ranking officer of the entire branch.) (Note: Before everyone gets on my ass about the actual ranks, I’m former enlisted, we always just say “1 star” to “4 star,” unless it was Navy where we used the actual rank title for Admirals.)

      @DisDatK9@DisDatK92 жыл бұрын

  • "There's a big crab-spider that we called Biggie Cheese." *SHRED IT AND DREAD IT*

    @_bump__2505@_bump__25054 жыл бұрын

    • *LACTOSE ALWAYS COMES*

      @lieutenantcoffee5410@lieutenantcoffee54103 жыл бұрын

    • The giant enemy spider

      @thonk3566@thonk35663 жыл бұрын

    • @@lieutenantcoffee5410 XBOX SMASH

      @yeetusbeteetus6471@yeetusbeteetus64713 жыл бұрын

    • @@yeetusbeteetus6471 I joined the Marines Question: *Am i immortal?*

      @lieutenantcoffee5410@lieutenantcoffee54103 жыл бұрын

    • @@lieutenantcoffee5410 depends, do you have a Nanosuit?

      @yeetusbeteetus6471@yeetusbeteetus64713 жыл бұрын

  • "You can't just nuke a hole into the surface of mars!" *Doom Slayer 100*

    @SmashCrafter321@SmashCrafter3213 жыл бұрын

    • *BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*

      @05-redacted77@05-redacted773 жыл бұрын

    • @@05-redacted77 yes

      @DrTran-cf4ih@DrTran-cf4ih3 жыл бұрын

    • well we see now where the slayer took inspiration from

      @fliaperossa4266@fliaperossa42663 жыл бұрын

    • only 100 cause its a nuke and not a death star level bfg

      @Ribbons0121R121@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын

    • *observe*

      @Squiddy3633@Squiddy36333 жыл бұрын

  • "you don't need a spine, it's holding you back" was low key genius.

    @The.Sky.Driver@The.Sky.Driver4 жыл бұрын

    • *your

      @caseywensnahan3543@caseywensnahan35434 жыл бұрын

    • Casey Wensnahan that’s the joke. You could really have it either way. Edit: Nevermind. I just saw the clip again. But still, you could technically do the joke either way.

      @hashbrownselfie7524@hashbrownselfie75244 жыл бұрын

    • @@hashbrownselfie7524 good point.

      @caseywensnahan3543@caseywensnahan35434 жыл бұрын

    • that joke is from Kung Fury, nothing genius in stealing it

      @giampaolomannucci8281@giampaolomannucci82814 жыл бұрын

    • @@giampaolomannucci8281 do you have proof that they actually stole it instead of coming up with it on the spot?

      @caseywensnahan3543@caseywensnahan35434 жыл бұрын

  • "...Its not everyday I blow up mars." *Laughs in BFG 10000

    @PewTheToaster@PewTheToaster4 жыл бұрын

    • *YOu cANt jUSt blOW a hOLe in tO the serFIs Of mARs*

      @johndavis4194@johndavis41943 жыл бұрын

    • John Davis Hehe BFG Go VRRRROOOOO

      @shinigami9851@shinigami98513 жыл бұрын

    • @@johndavis4194 haha bfg go BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

      @ovoid_ovvie@ovoid_ovvie2 жыл бұрын

    • *laughs in 8 string guitar*

      @joshwoodfill5812@joshwoodfill58122 жыл бұрын

  • TLDR: No the glock is not technically an LMG, as it’s in a “pistol” caliber so it would still be a sub machine gun Light machine guns are named so relative to the guns in the trenches of WWI like the Lewis and maxim, so LMGs are rifle caliber machine designed to be used in a similar fashion to the WWI heavy machine guns “HMG” but also light enough to be transported and used by a single soldier. SMG stands for “ Sub caliber Machine Gun” so a machine gun in a sub rifle caliber like 9x19 or 45 acp. However, a sub machine gun (or any firearm that is either full or semi auto) can still fill the same role as an LMG (sustained suppressive/covering fire) while not technically being classified as one Hope this answers the question even though it will never be seen and isn’t completely unintelligible Edit: what? A like? Why? Who ever did that might be clinically psychotic have a nice day

    @monstrocromo_3261@monstrocromo_32612 жыл бұрын

    • As a fellow gun nut, I wish to like However at this time you are at 69 and I cannot bring myself to break it

      @gothgamergrill@gothgamergrill2 жыл бұрын

    • 🤓

      @FondueTheGoober@FondueTheGoober2 жыл бұрын

    • Wait that's actually super interesting

      @ryanchong9965@ryanchong9965 Жыл бұрын

    • @@FondueTheGoober 🤡

      @creakydabomb@creakydabomb Жыл бұрын

    • @@creakydabomb as I look back at this, fr

      @FondueTheGoober@FondueTheGoober Жыл бұрын

  • Badger: The worst rationale for anything ever: "They can't stop all of us" The Soviet army during WWII: *laughs in mass produced poorly trained conscripts*

    @KingDerpy13@KingDerpy132 жыл бұрын

    • Soviet Calvary: laughs in mass trash tank production

      @foxtrot4634@foxtrot4634 Жыл бұрын

    • Russian military In 2022: *Laughs in getting their asses handed to them by Ukrainian farmers and drones*

      @jamiehughes5573@jamiehughes5573 Жыл бұрын

    • Russia against Ukraine be like: that worked so well last time lets do it again

      @ravenprime5148@ravenprime51486 ай бұрын

  • >Taps into enemy coms >Hears them reading out your coordinates >hears tactical nuke incoming *chuckles I’m in danger*

    @chaoticanimation2509@chaoticanimation25094 жыл бұрын

    • Buckle up chuckle fucks

      @ReeceyW@ReeceyW4 жыл бұрын

  • 6:00 Gun nut here, no it doesn't qualify as an LMG sadly, but it counts as either a sub-compact rifle or a PDW

    @jank16@jank164 жыл бұрын

    • I think it'll be more of an SMG. As it is a fully automatic pistol-caliber gun.

      @JJ-eg4zm@JJ-eg4zm4 жыл бұрын

    • S T R A P P E D

      @TheSuspense-zi2dc@TheSuspense-zi2dc4 жыл бұрын

    • It's a glock with a 50 round mag... still a pistol. If you put a stock or pistol brace on it aswell, then It would classify as as a pdw

      @lilhomie6234@lilhomie62344 жыл бұрын

    • With it being full auto i feel it would fit as an SMG better then a sub-compact rifle. But we're in agreement about the PDW class, so I would say that's two votes for PDW

      @chriscary4074@chriscary40744 жыл бұрын

    • @@lilhomie6234 but in the configuration it has a longer barrel, so if it was semi auto it would be considered a pistol caliber carbine, so I feel that SMG would be more applicable, However we now have 3 votes for it being a PDW

      @chriscary4074@chriscary40744 жыл бұрын

  • "Buckle up chuckle fucks its bout to go down" Best line ever said

    @dragonoidmagnus837@dragonoidmagnus8373 жыл бұрын

  • 2:06 that has the same energy as markiplier's "SHUT UP NURSE"

    @tysonvienneau1830@tysonvienneau18303 жыл бұрын

    • God damn, it's been a while since I thought about that. Gotta play Surgeon Simulator again now.

      @thevoidstalker@thevoidstalker Жыл бұрын

  • Nobody: TheRussianBadger: *Recommending literal war crimes because it takes less accuracy*

    @andyman301@andyman3014 жыл бұрын

    • Benito *Swagolini*

      @lieutenantcoffee5410@lieutenantcoffee54103 жыл бұрын

    • Joseph stuntin

      @DariusTGF@DariusTGF3 жыл бұрын

    • @@DariusTGF adolf dripler

      @mrdooce7053@mrdooce70533 жыл бұрын

    • lazy people find easier ways of doing hard tasks

      @Ribbons0121R121@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a war crime to shoot someone with an anti material rifle?

      @White_Recluse@White_Recluse3 жыл бұрын

  • On Mars, killing other Robots Badger: ROBO RECALL

    @snailslayerr@snailslayerr4 жыл бұрын

    • RRROOOBBBOOO RRREEECCCAAALLL

      @imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs24904 жыл бұрын

    • Robo recall

      @anthonywhite4656@anthonywhite46564 жыл бұрын

  • Samuel: You can't just blow a hole in Mars Doom Slayer and Badger: OBSERVE

    @engagingbus7991@engagingbus79913 жыл бұрын

  • I love how at the end when they're all singing, they get so loud that half of them dissolve into static

    @jacoblansman8147@jacoblansman81473 жыл бұрын

  • 17:15 the real american song GOD BLESS MERICA

    @bluebandet6062@bluebandet60624 жыл бұрын

    • Badger's the most american canadian i've ever seen

      @limelaminum2935@limelaminum29354 жыл бұрын

    • Yeet

      @silenced_fuze8567@silenced_fuze85674 жыл бұрын

    • I wish they finished it though.

      @ianguzman741@ianguzman7414 жыл бұрын

    • *YEET*

      @mbilowan@mbilowan4 жыл бұрын

    • 5 seds scream the Amercian Anthem while fucking enemy Seds

      @DynoSkrimisher@DynoSkrimisher4 жыл бұрын

  • 17:14 - 17:42 Literally can not get any more American than screaming the anthem and firing guns off randomly

    @bigdumb4343@bigdumb43434 жыл бұрын

    • Only if they eat 69 big mac and all get cardiac arrest

      @cheesecake8620@cheesecake86204 жыл бұрын

    • Only thing to make that scene better is if they were all hot chicks in bikinis with cheeseburgers in one hand, their guns in the other, and giant flag waving in the background mounted to a RAM pickup truck

      @zer0theultimate@zer0theultimate4 жыл бұрын

    • @@zer0theultimate Why RAM?

      @jacobrobinson787@jacobrobinson7873 жыл бұрын

    • @@jacobrobinson787 because if it was a Dodge the joke would never hit

      @zer0theultimate@zer0theultimate3 жыл бұрын

    • Nobody ever mentions the "YEET" unfortunately

      @greensauce2350@greensauce23503 жыл бұрын

  • “Violence isn’t an answer it’s a question and the answer is YES”

    @brewsteranderson7941@brewsteranderson79413 жыл бұрын

  • 10:35 kirby when he finds a “special” copy ability

    @dummyisaac8040@dummyisaac80403 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: "I'm gonna nuke Mars." Elon Musk: Makes sad Elon Musk noises

    @Arkadious@Arkadious4 жыл бұрын

    • Elon Musk 2.0 replacement: Laughs in plan realized

      @caeser4348@caeser43484 жыл бұрын

    • Musk has talked about mass nuking the polar ice caps of Mars to warm up the planet and speed up the terriforming.

      @Bibitybopitybacon@Bibitybopitybacon4 жыл бұрын

    • at least he can invest more in catgirls

      @TheCooldog@TheCooldog4 жыл бұрын

  • Stalin: “they can’t stop all of us” The entire Russian army: “hol up”

    @itsniko9561@itsniko95614 жыл бұрын

    • nicholas albaladejo same thing at d-day

      @stlthynenja9560@stlthynenja95604 жыл бұрын

    • nicholas albaladejo Finland: “laughs in winter war”

      @dionjaywoollaston1349@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын

    • Technically he was right.

      @elijahsteele9170@elijahsteele91702 жыл бұрын

    • This aged poorly lol

      @laurenedenfield98@laurenedenfield982 жыл бұрын

    • @@laurenedenfield98 a RussianBadger video being topical? Never!

      @elijahsteele9170@elijahsteele91702 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: 11:38 Me: but it seem to work at Normandy.

    @benbartels6559@benbartels65593 жыл бұрын

  • 10:42 My day to night behavior explained in a few seconds

    @kassandraofodyssey6475@kassandraofodyssey64752 жыл бұрын

  • Everyone: "Let's nuke Mars." Mark Zuckerberg's species: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    @mosclone2121@mosclone21214 жыл бұрын

    • Is that why he went around America trying to ‘Understand people’? Holy shit....it all makes sense to me now....

      @convergence1point@convergence1point4 жыл бұрын

    • Area 51: *laughs in 3000 rounds per minute* Mars 51: *sweats in red planet*

      @tetrobro5182@tetrobro51824 жыл бұрын

    • Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking android tbh. Like, have you seen that man? That man is a synth.

      @EzekiesAcheron@EzekiesAcheron2 жыл бұрын

    • I still believe that Zuckerberg is just an automaton built by Elon Musk

      @Eye_Of_Odin978@Eye_Of_Odin9782 жыл бұрын

    • Came in america

      @joeys4485@joeys44852 жыл бұрын

  • “TACTICALLY NUKING MARS” Doomguy: *HOLD UP* .

    @satt47-74@satt47-744 жыл бұрын

    • When they meet doom guy time to purge some liberals

      @AriaOrAries@AriaOrAries4 жыл бұрын

    • *Doom slayer* dawg that's my job

      @SkillTheBard2312@SkillTheBard23124 жыл бұрын

    • (They Nuke Mars) Doomguy: Jesus Christ I need a cigarette!!!

      @CommisarHood@CommisarHood4 жыл бұрын

    • Doom Slayer: Actually not a bad idea

      @mega_destroyer2294@mega_destroyer22944 жыл бұрын

    • You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!

      @iaini8080@iaini80804 жыл бұрын

  • 17:26 *Damn I wish I had friends who had fun like this*

    @Nessie55@Nessie553 жыл бұрын

  • 2:35 “Grouse: Me coming out of my room at 3am looking for cheese.” Is my by far my favorite quote from Grouse!

    @goldengreenie9672@goldengreenie96724 жыл бұрын

  • Everyone but badger: oh say can you see Badger solemnly quiet: oh Canada

    @brodyingamells@brodyingamells4 жыл бұрын

    • Oh canada Oh canada How lovely are your beavers

      @codyarcher3263@codyarcher32634 жыл бұрын

  • Blackwood: He can't kill us, he's a medic. Badger: *SILENCE, LIBERAL*

    @somedeadmeme2441@somedeadmeme24414 жыл бұрын

    • MY SHROOOOOOMS

      @gangstasaiyan@gangstasaiyan4 жыл бұрын

  • 8:05 One of the smoothest transitions ever

    @JoMiMi_h@JoMiMi_h3 жыл бұрын

  • "They can't stop all of us" loads the 50 cal with fiery intent

    @tavisurwin9133@tavisurwin91333 жыл бұрын

    • *eyes glow rebellion

      @joeys4485@joeys44852 жыл бұрын

  • 17:20 "This is the most American thing I've ever seen" Badger 2019 with 4 other guys while dumping rounds with LMGs and singing the American anthem. CJ: 2012, here we go again

    @youraveragememer8275@youraveragememer82754 жыл бұрын

    • @@1lostmuffin515 You saw nothing

      @youraveragememer8275@youraveragememer82754 жыл бұрын

    • just edit it before the FBIs are here

      @pepperpepsi5644@pepperpepsi56444 жыл бұрын

    • @@pepperpepsi5644 Nah they too busy hunting Naruto runners

      @youraveragememer8275@youraveragememer82754 жыл бұрын

    • 17:36 When you're so patriotic you break your mic

      @celticknight221@celticknight2214 жыл бұрын

    • Reminded me of the MW mission no Russian

      @Nox_Desiree@Nox_Desiree4 жыл бұрын

  • Badger, you are a masterful entertainer and advertiser. Yo actualy make this game look good

    @justsomeguywithatophat6248@justsomeguywithatophat62484 жыл бұрын

    • Ya its an alright game. The multiplayer is a disaster to say the least lol

      @jayhawktd6240@jayhawktd62404 жыл бұрын

    • the guns are a bit too P2W

      @aft3rst0ry7@aft3rst0ry74 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, I played this a while ago, it's kind of garbage, at least the PVP was heh

      @abyssalspecter93@abyssalspecter934 жыл бұрын

    • @@abyssalspecter93 there is no way to keep the spawn place safe at least when i played it. You can just camp there spawn and they can hardly do anything bout it

      @jayhawktd6240@jayhawktd62404 жыл бұрын

    • Badger could make Solitair look fun, tho.

      @ThePlayListOfPower@ThePlayListOfPower4 жыл бұрын

  • I love the fact clu is zooming around the map with a backpack full of cheetos and spines

    @gorillashagger4568@gorillashagger45683 жыл бұрын

  • “yOu cANt jUsT ShOOt a HoLE iN ThE surfacE OfF Mars” that dumb robot

    @Alpha-fc1cr@Alpha-fc1cr3 жыл бұрын

  • *Reloads Glock 18 with malicious intent whilst screaming the national anthem*

    @Avery-it9zh@Avery-it9zh4 жыл бұрын

    • God Bless America And This Comment

      @AFThunder@AFThunder4 жыл бұрын

    • *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

      @davidjrvs123@davidjrvs1234 жыл бұрын

    • *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

      @davidjrvs123@davidjrvs1234 жыл бұрын

    • @@davidjrvs123 THE BOMBS BURTING IN AIR

      @AFThunder@AFThunder4 жыл бұрын

    • *Cleans glock with malicious intent*

      @justicebrown1077@justicebrown10774 жыл бұрын

  • Badger the only dude to blow up mars and say BUCKLE UP CHUCKLE FUCKS

    @jayman3878@jayman38784 жыл бұрын

    • Famous last words

      @gnuoY@gnuoY4 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @-Fenixx-@-Fenixx-4 жыл бұрын

  • “free to play” *uses all the p2w guns* lol

    @Trojanarchist@Trojanarchist3 жыл бұрын

    • Free to play, pay to win.

      @Ghostly3011@Ghostly30113 жыл бұрын

    • @@Ghostly3011 yessir

      @revinaneyaz1691@revinaneyaz16913 жыл бұрын

    • @@Ghostly3011 how many times do you get told about your profile picture?

      @scarymoose4141@scarymoose41413 жыл бұрын

    • I just had to change your like count from 69 to 70....... Sorry

      @orinb8654@orinb86543 жыл бұрын

    • The big iron shotgun us all ya need bud

      @beanman2146@beanman21463 жыл бұрын

  • The entire Badger squad blasting people while screaming the American anthem at the top of their lungs was the ultimate blend between chaos and beauty.

    @yoboikamil525@yoboikamil5252 жыл бұрын

  • “Y’all mind if I” *SLAPS RED BUTTON*

    @balboboogins2511@balboboogins25114 жыл бұрын

    • What will you do if you see big red button? SMASH it without hesitation

      @typowynieogar@typowynieogar4 жыл бұрын

    • Subscribe!

      @devinsiner5489@devinsiner54894 жыл бұрын

  • Earth: Let's go to Mars once Earth gets nuked Badger: YO LETS NUKE MARS

    @urlyngendary@urlyngendary4 жыл бұрын

    • Just live on the moon 4Head

      @gnuoY@gnuoY4 жыл бұрын

    • Just live on the sun dumb dumbs

      @kathleentait7881@kathleentait78814 жыл бұрын

    • @@gnuoY on the moon are already moon-nazi

      @veshok7610@veshok76104 жыл бұрын

    • @@veshok7610 fine, then I'm living in a blackhole.

      @shadowsnake5133@shadowsnake51334 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact, any weapon can be considered an lmg if it has a large mag size and heavy barrel so yes with the right attachments a glock can be an lmg

    @mightygamer242@mightygamer2423 жыл бұрын

    • Incorrect, because of the pistol caliber, or SUB-caliber, it would be a SUBmachine gun, not a LIGHT machine gun.

      @casual_speedrunner1482@casual_speedrunner1482 Жыл бұрын

  • Playing this in VR would be REALLY meta.

    @darth_spock6375@darth_spock63752 жыл бұрын

  • “the can’t stop all of us” -Motto of the Soviet Union

    @williamglass2223@williamglass22234 жыл бұрын

    • If we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually, they'll run out of bullets.

      @thatone3590@thatone35904 жыл бұрын

    • Well it worked ain't it? Lol

      @A4FamPRODUC@A4FamPRODUC4 жыл бұрын

    • The bunker has a limited amount of volume in the meat grinder zone meaning if we throw enough bodies we can drown them in our own blood-imperial guard probably

      @tylerulfmann4586@tylerulfmann45864 жыл бұрын

    • They*

      @logan-fc8fh@logan-fc8fh4 жыл бұрын

    • And the Imperial Guard.

      @MrBlackjack998@MrBlackjack9984 жыл бұрын

  • "I only use an LMG because I'm not allowed to carry a minigun." - Warface Rifleman, 2019.

    @anzaca1@anzaca14 жыл бұрын

    • Well now you can carry a minigun with the new class

      @hunterbg7531@hunterbg75314 жыл бұрын

  • (14:50) And he just freezes like "aw shit,thats a gun"

    @sargentvanguard7612@sargentvanguard76123 жыл бұрын

  • 17:10 this should be how every military mission should be

    @TheRealRyanGosling1@TheRealRyanGosling12 жыл бұрын

  • Sees video comes out 4 secs ago Me: Says YES with his mouth closed

    @tommemester1247@tommemester12474 жыл бұрын

    • PRONOUNS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

      @Jorkier@Jorkier4 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: "Time to nuke the mars fellas" Me: P R E F E R A B L E C O N T E N T

    @ctp2523@ctp25234 жыл бұрын

    • Why chase poon when you can bring doom

      @joeys4485@joeys44852 жыл бұрын

  • 16:44 oh... Oh.... There it is

    @MichaelDR501@MichaelDR5013 жыл бұрын

  • 9:44 PURPLE GUY

    @gizemlicocuk3468@gizemlicocuk34682 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: "The worst rationale for ever doing anything, ever: 'they can't stop all of us.' " Stalin: "Gulag for you."

    @Fighter11244@Fighter112444 жыл бұрын

    • Fighter11244 Finland: “laughs in winter war”

      @dionjaywoollaston1349@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын

    • @@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol, true. Although the Finns did lose the war, they managed to hold the Soviets.

      @Fighter11244@Fighter112444 жыл бұрын

    • Fighter11244 lost? I thought it was a draw, I’m sure if simo hayha hadn’t woken up they might have kept going and won but instead they did the smart thing and called it quits before he became the first sniper in history to kill a thousand people not to mention how pissed he would have been, I don’t know about you but I would not want to face someone who has killed five hundred people and who got shot in the face with an exploding bullet and still survived

      @dionjaywoollaston1349@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын

    • @@dionjaywoollaston1349 From what I hear, The Finns surrendered in the Winter War because their defenses were breached by the Soviets and because they might've been low on manpower (I'm unsure about the last reason). Because of this, they were forced to cede about 10% of their land, but were allowed keep their independence.

      @Fighter11244@Fighter112444 жыл бұрын

    • Fighter11244 yeah just enough for the soviets to bury their dead

      @dionwoollaston5717@dionwoollaston57173 жыл бұрын

  • *equips actual anti-matriel rifle "I no longer fear pain" in deep atoumataed voice

    @xxbagglebeatsxx6773@xxbagglebeatsxx67734 жыл бұрын

    • normal mode fire starter- *YOU WILL*

      @johndavis4194@johndavis41943 жыл бұрын

    • Its funny how i couldn't do the voice so i went to google translate and made it do the voice

      @Nep01@Nep013 жыл бұрын

  • Badger:*Nukes Mars* ID software: Write that down! Write that down!

    @BraydenCH04@BraydenCH044 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: *sees dead body* Badger: “TAKE SOME AMMO SOLDIER”

    @drakeroten8928@drakeroten89283 жыл бұрын

    • YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE BROTHER!

      @androxtempest3913@androxtempest3913 Жыл бұрын

  • 8:07 Okay, but let's just appreciate the smooth-as-shit editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @howiejbrown6919@howiejbrown69194 жыл бұрын

    • Just now noticing that and yes. Badgers editing is the best I’ve seen of a number of KZheadrs.

      @dingus4260@dingus42603 жыл бұрын

    • Daaaaayyyuuuuummm

      @Vernich762@Vernich76211 ай бұрын

  • I swear badger's favorite combination of words is "M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher"

    @brockfraser7777@brockfraser77774 жыл бұрын

  • My man said “pounding black wood”

    @scpzult8316@scpzult83164 жыл бұрын

  • I love how skulker just sounds like Kirby whenever he screams

    @ShinoyamaOwO@ShinoyamaOwO3 жыл бұрын

  • 2:07 the "silence corporal!: guy sounds exactly like J Jonah Jameson

    @Ben-sk5tz@Ben-sk5tz4 жыл бұрын

    • Carvichu well, it...it was

      @Mr.President427@Mr.President4274 жыл бұрын

  • Oh my god that last chorus, just imagine the whole enemy team hearing that song sung badly as they're being lit up by gunfire. XD

    @leristamerello8225@leristamerello82254 жыл бұрын

    • Enemy team? They only played pve

      @BigBeerus@BigBeerus3 жыл бұрын

    • @@BigBeerus the ai

      @RandomCatWithStick@RandomCatWithStick2 жыл бұрын

  • "I GOT BEANS, BULLTETS N BANDAIDS" Made my day after a long ass night shift 🤣🤣🤣

    @tbryden800@tbryden8003 жыл бұрын

  • "buckle up chucklefucks" is my favorite line ever

    @candystick1678@candystick16783 жыл бұрын

  • *driving cousin to airport* *notification ding* "Here we go again." *pulls over*

    @PebbleGod@PebbleGod4 жыл бұрын

    • haHAA

      @gnuoY@gnuoY4 жыл бұрын

    • what? I don't get it.

      @bloodraven6250@bloodraven62504 жыл бұрын

    • Akaro Makasile the cousin may or may not have missed his flight😉

      @Adrian-qr6gk@Adrian-qr6gk4 жыл бұрын

    • Akaro Makasile he stopes driving to watch the vid

      @jeremyellis6552@jeremyellis65524 жыл бұрын

  • 11:36 “Bro they can’t stop all of us.” Centurion C-RAM: “Say it again.”

    @x_atm_092@x_atm_092 Жыл бұрын

  • 12:28 introducing... the pocket A-10 warthog! *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

    @scouseleemini1@scouseleemini13 жыл бұрын

  • Facebook: ThEy CaNt StOp AlL oF uS Area 51 guard: [laughs in 3000 rounds per minute]

    @CFinny69@CFinny694 жыл бұрын

    • @Epic Rex Area 51 gaurd : [laughs in 12000 rounds per minute]

      @followerofteaandspice1815@followerofteaandspice18154 жыл бұрын

    • @Epic Rex nuke proceeds to bounce of alien forcefield into the kyles

      @CFinny69@CFinny694 жыл бұрын

    • Chase Finnegin A-10 Warthog: *Laughs in BRRRRRT*

      @CoolDude5633554@CoolDude56335544 жыл бұрын

    • Civs: they can't stop us all A51 training Sargent: ok men we will be starting with grenade training

      @thyoverlord8620@thyoverlord86204 жыл бұрын

    • Laughs in AC130

      @Wolfbroa@Wolfbroa4 жыл бұрын

  • “Short range shotgun” as bajour BLAST a dude from 30 feet away...

    @frozenflame9913@frozenflame99134 жыл бұрын

    • It's almost like real life :3

      @lilhomie6234@lilhomie62344 жыл бұрын

  • “You can’t just blow a hole into the surface of Mars” “haha nuke go *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* “

    @leodecipher9223@leodecipher92233 жыл бұрын

  • 17:35 MY EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    @roelangeles955@roelangeles9552 жыл бұрын

  • “My dad emptied my bank account” Everyone: OOF

    @goldblood101@goldblood1014 жыл бұрын

    • And i emptied mine int some school kids

      @thedreadfulcat818@thedreadfulcat8184 жыл бұрын

    • the council has decided to grant you one yike

      @rift3068@rift30684 жыл бұрын

    • F

      @commentdoggo5901@commentdoggo59013 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh my single mum walked in when he said and then left

      @terrability4911@terrability49113 жыл бұрын

    • His dad emptied it on getting guns and stuff in this game

      @sandman1576@sandman15762 жыл бұрын

  • 8:06 that transition was so smooth

    @cobrataco6314@cobrataco63144 жыл бұрын

    • INO RIGHT AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT

      @kennyd7667@kennyd76674 жыл бұрын

    • Isa just a hard cut

      @ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 Жыл бұрын

  • “you cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars” ~ samuel hayden

    @killstation930@killstation9303 жыл бұрын

  • the utterly chaotic Star Bangled Banner rendition at the end absolutely sold it for me

    @deluxdiamluxamber8924@deluxdiamluxamber8924 Жыл бұрын

  • Bajur you and your boys should play Pavlov VR y’all would have so much fun I can already imagine what grouse is gonna do

    @cademclemore978@cademclemore9784 жыл бұрын

    • fucking PLEASE

      @jmac2o229@jmac2o2294 жыл бұрын

    • B A N G B A N G

      @TheSuspense-zi2dc@TheSuspense-zi2dc4 жыл бұрын

    • Grouse is most likely gonna find a way to wield two automatic shotguns, Badger will try to dual wield dragons, Heavenly will try to 360 no scope and Clu will more likely try to knife everybody

      @TheCooldog@TheCooldog4 жыл бұрын

    • But he already di- Oh wait, I confused him with Soivet Womble and the ZF clan.

      @Alpha.Phenix@Alpha.Phenix4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Alpha.Phenix Soviet hasn't uploaded for 84 years

      @hrehanj6219@hrehanj62194 жыл бұрын

  • Badger and company: Nukes Mars General: Wtf man, Why u do dat Badger: THE HERETICS MUST BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE!!!!

    @twixfirst@twixfirst4 жыл бұрын

    • Hereteks: purged Mars: reclaimed Faith: in the Omnissiah Hotel: Trivago BROTHER: I AM PINNED HERE

      @nick_a91@nick_a914 жыл бұрын

    • Emperor: *smiles in purging*

      @tetrobro5182@tetrobro51824 жыл бұрын

  • That's exactly how I run my rifleman class, except I only use an M60 to bring in the Rambo/Nam' vibe

    @IzWolfPack@IzWolfPack3 жыл бұрын

  • 5:30 im sorry my friend but no it is not an lmg if you have the right attachments and parts at minimum you can make an smg with a 60 round drum

    @mslyric1026@mslyric10262 жыл бұрын

  • 17:15 No one: Absolutely no one: All 5 people In Warface: "Slowly cranks Volume up to *FULL AMERICAN FREEDOM* "

    @devildog5185@devildog51854 жыл бұрын

    • Enemy hears *MENACEIN MERICAN MUSIC* Americans HELLO PUSSIES PREPARE TO DIE

      @BlackArcherGaming@BlackArcherGaming4 жыл бұрын

  • Badger sees he’s teammate reload while not using a LMG Badger: WhAt is tHiS HerEsy?

    @warcraftdevil4593@warcraftdevil45934 жыл бұрын

  • "Medic's a defensive class, he can't kill people!" Every Medic in Battlefield: I'mma do what they call a pro gamer move.

    @beanother1an690@beanother1an690 Жыл бұрын

  • 10:32 Best part if the entire video Change my mind

    @neonpurplecake7160@neonpurplecake71603 жыл бұрын

  • Nobody: Badgers team: nukes mars doomguy: *nearly crying * i'm so proud of this community badgers team: *sings national anthem*

    @callmepaps6387@callmepaps63874 жыл бұрын

    • Oh my god that's accurate.

      @superd8826@superd88264 жыл бұрын

    • SILENCE CORPORAL

      @imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs24904 жыл бұрын

    • @adem 1133 nukes, demons, guns, and doom guy

      @imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs24904 жыл бұрын

    • Doomguy: they grow up so fast *sheds tear under praetor suit*

      @lighttrail8260@lighttrail82604 жыл бұрын

    • Callme paps don't you mean doomslayers because there is More than one doomslayer

      @notreallytomclancy@notreallytomclancy4 жыл бұрын

  • he missed the part that in order to unlock these guns you need a PHAT bank accont cuz' you ain't getting these for free my boi

    @opqw1033@opqw10334 жыл бұрын

    • Ya he sponsored by my.com so maybe they gave him an account

      @harelburns4861@harelburns48614 жыл бұрын

    • "Battle Pass" is usually understood to mean "pay for this shit"...but then again there are a lot of stupid people out there so you're not wrong for clarifying for them.

      @tetrobro5182@tetrobro51824 жыл бұрын

    • @@tetrobro5182 The thing is the game economy is so utter shite you need like constant premium account running to be able to repair your gear so you can keep using it, or just pay 30bucks for new shit every week...that's one thing people should know but nobody will tell them about Warface...

      @Wanys123@Wanys1234 жыл бұрын

    • @@Wanys123 I only use my good gear in PvE, and to get more currency I go into PVP with basic gear equipped. NOTE: For those not familiar, repair costs are equivalent to the cost of the gun/armor.

      @eisberg149@eisberg1494 жыл бұрын

    • @@eisberg149 Lmao Warface is the literal definition of pay to win

      @ineedtherapy8339@ineedtherapy83394 жыл бұрын

  • Can we appreciate that PERFECT transition at 8:06

    @billtard@billtard Жыл бұрын

  • 6:15 the truest form of Fuck Around and Find Out

    @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703@connorworsnopquirkcardcast47033 жыл бұрын

  • Warface? That's what i call my acne infection.

    @ducksruleflorida4882@ducksruleflorida48824 жыл бұрын

    • Facade but from Discord, D A N G

      @xiomysam@xiomysam4 жыл бұрын

  • 15:34 My favorite badger quote

    @hackerbota8679@hackerbota86794 жыл бұрын

  • I swear Russian Badger half the time is a game overview and also making videos of perfect comedy that will make you spray water through your nose. Like half the video is him explaining classes and aspects of the game or mission, and the other half is just pure and utter amazing bullshit. Way to go Badger!! We love you!!

    @Queend1psh1t@Queend1psh1t10 ай бұрын

  • " he's a medic, he cant kill other people! " well the geneva convention says so but that never stopped *The* medic.

    @GunSpyEnthusiast@GunSpyEnthusiast9 ай бұрын

  • The Omnissiah has blessed your mission. May the machine spirit never fail you.

    @thecobracommander169@thecobracommander1694 жыл бұрын

  • Badger the kinda guy to play a game named Warface and not make a SINGLE FULL METAL JACKET REFERENCE.

    @Phhase@Phhase4 жыл бұрын

    • Does this mean Anne Margaret's not coming sir?

      @coopersmith9828@coopersmith98284 жыл бұрын

  • Y'all are the funniest KZheadrs I know thanks for existing

    @kai_lopez9855@kai_lopez98552 жыл бұрын

  • 8:07. Cleanest. Transition. Ever

    @smolboigaming2524@smolboigaming2524 Жыл бұрын

    • Damn i didn't even notice at first!

      @mattk750@mattk750 Жыл бұрын

  • "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars."- Samuel Hayden, local idiot

    @smile_interactive5823@smile_interactive58234 жыл бұрын

  • Naruto runners flanking the area 51 guards (Colorized) 8:46

    @jeremustheunconscious1390@jeremustheunconscious13904 жыл бұрын

  • Bruh, these guys are great 👍. Keep it up.

    @treythomas4071@treythomas40713 жыл бұрын

  • Idc what it’s about, badger is always HELLA funny and I love watching him.

    @rjmooose2795@rjmooose27952 жыл бұрын
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