The gang got together a few weeks ago now to film another instalment of our Dad Jokes, Don't Laugh Challenge. And Skin finally got around to editing it.
There were plenty of great jokes so we've had to split the day down into a few parts, be sure to stay tuned for Part 2 of this episode coming soon!
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-Video Chapters-
00:00 Intro
02:06 Jana vs Matt
03:08 Matt vs Nicky
05:07 Nicky vs Leigh
06:13 Leigh vs Skin
08:13 Skin vs Eloise
09:31 Eloise vs Mick
10:23 Mick vs Jana
11:41 Outro
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Last joke was too good. I died laughing on wheelchair joke
Can you explain? ;__;
@@rickmorty346 a person whose mental and physical functioning is severely impaired and especially one who requires supportive measures (as mechanical ventilation) to survive, i.e. one who is confined to a wheelchair, is slangily referred in joke as vegetable (also refers to being in vegetative state). The joke is actually meant you to think of vegetable in first part but then comes the punch line in form of dark humour and I'd say really cruel humour with disregard and disrespect to sufferings of such a person.
@@DiscreetUser All very well explained yes. It's not what we like to go with but in the interest of being authentic we included it to show you how shocked we were
@@WeGotTheChocolates No complains. It's my personal opinion of that joke and I do realize the channel doesn't mean to hurt sentiments by including it. 👍🏻🙂
@@DiscreetUser Completely fair mate thank you!
An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
LOL 😂😂😂 and I wearing 2 hearing Aides ‼️🇺🇸😂‼️
Hahaha
That's a damned good 1. 😆
🤣🤣🤣
The next week the husband says, "these pews are so hard my bottom fell asleep." "I know," says the wife. "It's been snoring for the past half hour."
My dad every time we drove over a railroad crossing, "A train just went by. You can still see the tracks."
Stealing that 😂
That's great! 😂
That's awesome!!
Going through a tunnel " the light ahead may be an on coming freight train ."
Driving through Autobahn crossings: "Indians were here, there's still Arrows laying around!"
That joke Matt made about sleeping with his girlfriend's dad was timed well lol. Nicky was stunned
Genius hey!
That was stolen from Chris Turner though
@@mikkosaarela9436 yeah stolen. Bloody walked into a shop, didn’t pay for it and walked out
@@WeGotTheChocolates while I appreciate the banter and agree that jokes in general don't have owners, it would be a nice gesture to credit the original artist when it is known. In particular I like how you guys slipped two Mitch Hedberg jokes in as he is no longer alive to tell them himself =) Maybe more people could find out about him through We Got Chocolates and that would be great
@@RadeticDaniel It would I just think that’s often unrealistic. I don’t have a clue who Chris Turner is, that’s not where we heard the joke, if he originally penned it and we haven’t given credit I do apologise
The look on Jana's face for the vegetable joke was awesome 🤣🤣🤣
She was shocked to the core hahah
@@WeGotTheChocolates This is fun both teh joke (if you like darker humor) and her reaction. IOt shows people react differently to different styles of joke. Please, keep your joke and your reactions as much diversified as possible. I discover your channel few dasy ago and spend most of my day watching them today.
@@WeGotTheChocolates And here I thought she just went catatonic! LOL.
Eloise's comeback for Skin's fiance joke was the best!
Gosh I loved that
Does that put any pressure on him to get his knee dirty? Mick was awesome because he kept looking at his punchlines before finishing the jokes. Keep up the great work WGTC gang. Love it.
@@stevenlacapria2050 Hahaha well he still hasn't done it so he must not be feeling the pressure too much! Yes that made me laugh so much haha
@@WeGotTheChocolatesr/! Remind me in 6 months
@@sarthakgarg4428 Hahaha I will!
Cracks me up when Mick says “oh no” knowing he’s about to face Jana, even before she’s literally sat down. 😂😂
Mick and Jana are my favorites to watch in these videos. Her delivery is so smooth, and Mick can hardly keep it together!
That vegetable joke was dark 😂😂😂
Gosh it made us nervous 😂
Made me laugh, but Im also one to look on the BRIGHT side.
@@crustybandaid183 Hahaha yes fair
A guy was trying to sell me a coffin ⚰ at the door, I told him its the last thing I need.
Old, but always good.
Mick's laughter is contagious af.
Mick is absolute MUST!! HAHA Pure gold! Whole episode was bangers but Mick stole it! Proper funny! "The Wheelchair" was brutal! 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
hahaha he's the king hey 😂
Can someone explain me wheelchair joke?
@@nishantpatil61 Come back check more recent comment the explanation is up here.
Among the many reasons I love watching you guys is seeing how little time it takes for Mick to lose a “don’t laugh” challenge, cracks me up! 😆
My wife went to feed the dog and asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I told her "No. I didn't even know he could."
Mick was my favourite cause he made me laugh the most without telling that many jokes :D
Hahah hard to disagree
Mick always has that look of "oh no I can't hold this laugh in" and it's great
As a person in a wheelchair I just have to steal one of your jokes. It goes well with my amputee jokes. I would love to ride on a roller coaster but I'm a foot short.😇
Dad jokes always make me laugh. They tickle me. My girl won't see me anymore. Just because I broke her glasses. Okay. I'll see myself out.
You know the definition of a dad joke? One where the punch line is ap-PARENT.
I love that Nicky has a printed list and everyone else is using their phones. Legend
I absolutely adore Jana and just can't get over how cute she is, she reminds me so much of my friend cx
She is cute!!
@@69voxbeetle so cute c: I want to hug her ears lol
We need more of these!! So good to watch!
We have identified that we need to make more! Promise it is happening
Love that vegetable joke. As a person in a wheelchair I love pulling that joke out to see what reactions I can get. I love dark humor. Another good one for you, what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. Some might not get it but virgin mobile is a cellular company here in Canada. Or there's always the classic, why are people in wheelchairs always picked on? They can't stand up for themselves.. 😂😂
Great ones!
Nice. Heh heh heh...hi
This is a true story just happened to me about a month ago a man comes into the gas station where I work and he's from Arkansas so I asked him hey what's the price of gas in Arkansas? He says it's a $1.98 and you can marry your sister! I said wow that's cool if I had a sister I said so what are you doing here in Oregon? He says I'm looking for my sister I said wow cuz gas ⛽ is expensive
@@jennifershentrich4039 am I missing something? Because you said "if I had a sister" (I get that you said "wow" to the gas price) it was a 2 in 1 response I assume. But just wondering why you said "if I had a sister" .... I was thinking why would she say that?
@@Kris_P._Bey_Ken cuz I don't have a sister I don't have any family at all my mom just recently died and left me on my own I'm completely without any family or friends or anything sorry so that's why hi
2:35 - Matt says to Jana " yes Dear... ". Lucky bastard !!!
Mick is definitely me... I can't keep a straight face around my friends.. 🤣🤣🤣
That last joke got me!! 😂😂😂. I’m suing for emotional distress from laughing so hard!! 😭😂😭
Haha I apologise profusely
@@WeGotTheChocolates Now get that B.S. grin off of your face, and apologize again. lol
always crack when mick is on. dude can't save his life. lol
How have I only just found this channel? 🤣 you guys are HILARIOUS!! keep spreading the laughter 👌 love to you all ❤️
Everyone is so adorable. I'm surprised Mick got that far!
Mickus laughing is the best thing on the internet.
What a machine he is!
Another hint at Mitch Hedberg's genius with that "Haven't slept for two days" joke =D Keeping the master of dead pan alive with this!
I don’t understand this joke! Can you please explain it 😅
@@celestialSister yeah, sure 😃 "I haven't slept for two days" usually means the person has been up and about, awake, for 48 hours or more. But when he says "because that would be too long" it implies actually sleeping for 48 hours. It's a play on coloquial expressions and literal meanings. Many expressions are a short version of a larger sentence, that we understand by social context, but in shortening they can imply something else when taken literally. It is also where people struggle the most learning a second language for more than just professional usage =)
The first time I ever heard of you guys was on the KZhead shorts talking about the penis and the Guinness book of world records. Months later I am still laughing at that joke.
The world needs more of this. I'm still getting the little guffaws from the last joke, I'm going straight to hell but I certainly won't be alone.
Hahaha I know i know 😂
We gave this a try at work and it's much harder than it looks. Not just keeping a straight face. Searching for jokes isn't easy and your adversary may be telling your joke. We're doing round 2 soon and finding unused and funny one-liners is getting tough.
Hahaha that’s awesome mate! Let us know how you go
Absolutely hilarious. I’m crying here ! MIcks Brilliant
I haven't laughed this much in years ! the last one is the best !
I love you guys! Good for a mid-day laugh!
This was hilarious!!! And very great lookin folks too!!
One of the best Dad jokes ever this one… Hope you guys like it and try it out in a video. Sooo, a few years back I was doing it tough and needed to make some money quick sharp. Decided to set up a chicken dating website. Had to give it away after a while tho…. “I was struggling to make hens meet”
That was amazing! I hope we get more of these. Btw love the way yall try to reply to most comments. Keep up the good Work!
Hahah well I'm glad I got to this one!
I hope this show never ends.. So fun!
I love these guys!!
These kind of joke videos are awesome. Bravo! Bravo!
Thank you so much mate!!
MY LORD GUYS ….. your all seriously funny !! I’ve told so many people about you and tried getting them to follow on Instagram …. Hats off to you all 👏👏👏….. need to put at least 3 of these out per week
Hahaha thank you so much legend! Amazing feedback to hear
The wheelchair, saw it coming braced for it and yet still lost it lol, absolutely wrongfully hilarious
Yes emphasis on the wrongfully 😂
I tried cooking vegetable soup yesterday but i couldnt find a pot big enough to fit the wheelchair 😂
Heavens above haha
I love you guys! 😂😂😂😂 you make my day perfect 😂❤️❤️ don't ever stop doing this please! Greeting from small country, Montenegro ❤️🇲🇪
Thank you so much! It is so cool to know people from all around the world are liking the stuff we put out there! Will keep making them better and better ❤️
Haha the wheelchair got me so hard!! And i dont mean down under…i…just…laughed!! 😂
Hahah appreciate that clarifcation 😂
10:22 Mick: "Oh no."
The obesity joke was great, and I think Jana is probably the best on the team at telling jokes and not laughing...keep up the good stuff
She comfortably is 😂
4:30 oh that look.... wait til you come back to my house again, sunshine :D
I love how Michael always is cracked up before telling the punchline, or even before telling any line
That vegetable joke is GOLD!
"As a family we couldn't decide whether to bury or cremate granpa. So we decided to just let him live."
I can't wait for the next episode, hurry hurry!!!
Haha better start this weekend
Mick was amazing! I couldnt not belly laugh
Hahaha he’s so good hey!!
The wheelchair has to be the best I've heard in a long time! 😂
Best content I’ve seen all year.
Brilliant! I mean we are only in March but that's alright 😂
True Story A friend of my son that I had mentored more than twenty years ago called me. He told me his dog got run over by a census worker, but survived. I told him I bet he wasn’t “counting” on that!
The wheelchair!🤣🤣
Really like these, keep them coming
Thanks so much legend!
Greetings from Waco, Texas, USA. Thanks for making my work days go by faster.!
That is wonderful news legend! Thank you for the support
OMFG the last one!!!! WOW 😂😂😂😂
That last one got me💀
Please do more of these! 😄
Definitely on it!
That end joke was nail in the coffin 😂😂😂
Hahah can confirm
Harry kane telling dad jokes 😂
Matt seems like a friend I never had but really want.
Nicky is a great Stewart Francis tribute act 😂
Gotta love those not so subtle, "It's time to ask me to marry you" hints
Hahaha slapped him in the face with it
@@WeGotTheChocolates And how's he been enjoying the couch since you put this up? Lol
Have a kid. I saved this to show him. Keep up the fun!
The rubix one was epic......lmfao.
Hahaha I rate that one!
*Rubik's
These videos are giving me a good laugh :D
Seeing you guys makes me wanna start a family asap. 😅💌
Loved it 👏👏👏
Great to hear!
Can't stop laughing omg 🤣
Powdered water! Steven Wright classic
Here, this is my step ladder. I never really knew my real ladder
The dinosaur joke had me dead!
8:05 and 9:14 - those were some sick jokes, I was half starting with mouth open, half laughing my ass off 😂🤣😂🤣 but 11:27 - that was savage and dark as fuck. It took some time to get it, but once I did - I was like 11:37.
Jana is savage! I love it!
I almost slipped from sitting on the last joke 😂
Gosh it is a nervy one that one
Why were you sitting on the joke?
What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ...
I haven't heard that joke in a really long time! Thanks bro😁
Some really good laughs over here!!
That's amazing to hear!
The wheelchair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahah I know
I've been watching your videos over and over for the last couple years. I look down and realize that I wasn't subscribed. How the hell did I miss that?
I wanna adopt this bunch. Or get adopted by them.. 🥰😂😂
Pen-is in the Guinness Book of World Records. I'm waiting on that one!
Okay I might have to start this next
loved it! all the punch zero entitlement! cry me a river ALL DEF
Haha thank you I think Donkey..
@@WeGotTheChocolates no man! thank you guys!!!
What do you call a used tampon? Teabags for vampires.
When my kid misbehaves I threaten to make him spend the summer at MATH camp. !
Let me grab my notebook so I can retell them to my poor family
Yeah note them down
Jesus take the wheel 🤣🤣🤣 Effing wheel chair 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Hahaha I know
OMG Mick, that was so low🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wife: have you seen the dog bowl? Husband: I didn't know he could?
I went to the doctor to get meat and potatoes washed out of my ears and nose. Doctor said I should eat more sensibly.
Omg you guys are great 😂 where's part 2?
Hahaha gosh we will get on the tools again this weekend!
*sigh* "Life is full of hardships", the welder at the shipyard said.
That’s the best 😂
@@WeGotTheChocolates Thank you 😂
Awesome. I first saw the video on fb videos and then the story continues
Everyone around the table calling offside on the wheelchair joke 😂
The sideline laughing is probably the best part after most of the jokes themselves. Some people have the weirdest suggestions for "rules"
I heard they're hiring at the hospital in the circumcision department...."it doesn't pay much but you get to keep the tips"!!!!🤣🤣😂😂