📝 Show Notes
Part two of the fourth instalment of our favourite Dad Jokes videos. We spent most of this one debating whether or not the jokes were G rated enough to make the video or not and decided to include them, so hope you Enjoy!
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-Video Chapters-
00:00 Recap
00:52 Introduction
01:18 Mitch & El verse Dave & Charlie
04:52 Sam & Febe v Leigh & Michael
#wegotthechocolates #podcast #jokes #dadjokes
Man with no arms or legs sitting on a towel on the beach, 3 young ladies walking passed felt sorry for him. The first girl asked '' You ever been hugged'' the man replies ''no'' so the girl hugs him and walks on. The 2nd girl asks the man ''You ever been kissed'' to which the man replies ''no'' so the girl kisses him and walks on. The 3rd girl asks the man '' You ever been fu*ked'' the man replies ''no'' with an excited glint in his eye and the girl say's '' You will be when the tide comes in''
I learned the same joke but the last one was a little different. She asked the same question but he was sitting on a Pier and she kicked him off of it and said "now you have been f**ked".
Fucksake lmfaooo
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Classic.🤣🤣
That PDF file joke is an absolute belter 😂😂
I lost it lmao
Michael is my absolute favorite to watch! He has the hardest time trying to keep a straight face, it’s hilarious! I could watch him tell the Barbie joke over and over and still laugh my ass off every time. Good stuff! This is one of my favorite channels to watch.
Same. Been watchign barbie joke over and over. Precious.
It was tough when I found out that my Grandpa was addicted to Viagra, but no one took it harder than Grandma.
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noice
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LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂 That Ken joke and the cross-eyed circumciser was hilarious
Thanks legend!!
"its not a one liner" is actually the best punchline to that joke xD
'because i'm trying to examine you' one of the best jokes i've ever heard
I love seeing the production quality on these videos improve. The editing, the jingles and the branding all look sooo good! Keep it up❤️
Wonderful news thank you Ryan!
@@WeGotTheChocolates he just roasted you so bad...
Nah man There's always more room for more douchebags tho! cheers!
Eloise is the cutest. Her reaction to dirty jokes is absolutely adorable 😍
Febe nearly crying with laughter saying “Don’t do it” with the ‘Sarah’ joke just about has me tearing up laughing too. ❤😂❤
The cross-eyed circumciser is just so funny of a joke it doesnt need a second line😂
Michael though🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Laughs more on his jokes than anyone else
Beautiful, funny people. You bring so much joy. Thank you.
Febe’s face at the Ken joke…😂🤣
"Did you hear about the cross-eyed circumciser?" "It's not a one liner" That itself is good one. 🤣
Hilarious watching Mitch try not to laugh and seeing his mo moving around all over the place
"Because I'm trying to examine you."
this one made me burt in laugh behind my desk, but I won't tell it to my coworkers. XD
This comment is pog 😹
Can someone explain this joke? I don't get it , my English is not very good.
@@hypocriticalnihilist645 Mandarin
@@rentonrobbie 这意味着他在医生的办公室里自慰，而医生正试图做他的检查。
You know a joke is that level of funny, before the teller even says it. 🤣 Especially Sam making the 🤐. He knew "Shit this is going to be bad" 🤣
Thanks. The pregnant Barbie doll joke nearly killed me.
Ditto! Even after listening to the gags that came after it, my tears of laughter wouldn’t stop!
Love this, funniest thing I've seen in years. Great work guys.
Michael is gold. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
the most hilarious part is that Michael takes the don't laugh part seriously, but is the worst lol
I just love Febe...her eyes literally laugh and you can feel when she is enjoying that joke...she laughs to her heart's content...such a beautiful person ❤️❤️ rest are awesome as well but Febe is cute and very attractive with her laughter 😘. I subscribed after watching her in one of your reels 😊❤️
What's her channel?
@@simonbiswas7298 same channel We Got The Chocolates
You cannot keep from laughing at this stuff. I bet these guys are a complete hoot to hang out with!
1:33 'Doctor, why are you trying to write with a rectal thermometer?' 'Damn. Some bum's got my pencil'.
Mitch and the doctor joke killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks KZhead for telling me I needed to watch this...am crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
brilliant guys!!! im addicted to this channel! keep up the good work.
LOVE your channel guys! Nothing like watching your videos for a few minutes to get me laughing and feeling everything is still alright with the world!
It was a rough day until I clicked on this video. Needed that laugh!
I love how they _all_ lost the Barbie doll one.
Another awesome video! Needed a good laugh today.
SO pleased to have provided it legend!
You guys are awesome. Visited Melbourne for the first time this summer, from Canada. Get those mics a bit lower. You won't loose too much sound quality and seeing your faces is really important when telling a joke. If you have another mic for the audience mix it in ! Good luck guys !
This was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Need more like this please
Absolutely!
That "G-Rated" joke of Mitch killed us, right? LOL
Yes for me 😂
I've been waiting for this :)
Discovered We got the Chocolates a week ago. Man...i've been missing out of puns and good vibes! Great work :D
As an American, I live for your dad jokes. Also fascinated that “GOAT” is a beer…
Also in the “as an American” category…I might need subtitles for your podcast episodes. But I’m trying…more Dad Jokes FTW. I never like videos and decided now, at 41, it’s time
As a frenchman I also love your dad jokes. You made my day today. thank you.
Just watched it again and cry laughing although I already knew what was coming (in another box XDDDDD ) . Please continue, you bring sun into people lives !
started off decent but became tear filled laughter halfway thru lol nice work guys n gals
Watching skin trying his absolute hardest not to laugh is amazing 😂
It’s so good to watch hey 😂
Febe’s face when she laughs is an anti-depressant
You guys are super funny, you deserve a lot more subs
Favourite was definitely the Barbie joke! :D
Thanks for not bleeping everything🤣 S tier content. If it was bleeped it would immediately go down to B+ tier.
Tequila Mockingbird, good one 😂
y'all are bloody legends
That last joke reminded me of one I heard when I was a teenager. Tragically this boy was born without eyelids. When the doctors came into talk with the parents they asked them if the boy was going to be circumcised because they could potentially use the removed foreskin to create his eye lids. They parents said he was and they would like to try to procedure but asked if there would be any side effects from the procedure. The doctors said "not really but he might be a little cockeyed"
And he'd have great foresight!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@GeorgeSmiley77bahahaha love it
If I'm ever in need of a laugh, these videos never fail 🤣🤣
This is the best by far for me. All jokes hit
That Barbie joke was great. Have to ruin a party with that.
Such nice jokes and team 😂😂
This was elite 10/10
What hurts more than tennis elbow? Tennis balls.
Good stuff, not every joke is a winner, but watching these guys having fun is worth it. I have to listen really close because if their accents, so I miss some of the jokes, but still funny.
michael fucking cracks me up every time, his voice shiftes pitch at the end of the sentence to contain his laugh and it's too funny
‘Mitch’ ??!!
"That can't make the video." "WHY NOT?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
so good!
Nice was hoping this would come out soon. On ya.
What ya call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What ya call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss
@@solid20de41 what do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass
What do you call a dinosaur with no legs? A useless dinosaur
Why is a T-Rex always mad? His arms are to short for relief.
There was a party, and the DJ played _Shout!_ so everyone shouted. Then the DJ played _Jump Around_ and everyone jumped around. Then the DJ played _Come On Eileen_ and she was FURIOUS!
“You wave” 😂
The Barbie doll joke is winner winner chicken dinner!
excellent collection, remarkable growth rate... what you've achieved in 3 years is mind-blowing and inspiring...
The Ken joke is a KILLER!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha thanks Ken!
You need to create a compilation video of Michael trying to tell jokes.
We need tge level of the librarian and the IT teacher ones 😂😂😂
5:23 - I would GLADLY lose to that joke - no normal human should stay serious to that joke 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at the girl : she laught but suddenly got the joke and her face though still smiling decompose....
The past, the present, and the future all walked into a bar. It was tense.
Now that is a good joke!
@@WeGotTheChocolates what do you call a Roman with pubic hair stuck in his teeth? Gladiator
Charlie's reaction to Mitch's joke was me.
Great Videos🤣 - Still waiting for 3/3 though - will you release it? 🤭
Haha yes. We have gone totally whack with the order
Yes, your imagination does the rest.
Gday from Perth, I am loving the Dad jokes, maybe one day if I am over east I can join in
amazing and funny
Yes!!!! A new one
Love Michael's shirt.
These are savage
That Barbie joke killed me!
That is a cracker!
When every other joke made me go Sheeeeeesh
Hilarious!
You know the way to someone's heart? A scalpel and a bonesaw
PDF file got me LOL :))))))))))
“Ken came in a different box.”…. Also, Leigh is cute
That’s a dude lol. Febe is the blonde girl
@@thumbnasiuminc4373 whatever…the blonde is cute. Happy now?
@@cpmow831 kinda matters, since there is indeed also a Leigh...
I was good till Ken came in the box 🤣
3:05 my absolute favorite, can watch it hundreds of times
He instantly clenches his face to hold it in...
@@hypocriticalnihilist645 it must be very hard, not to laugh when all oders do it
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
Big fan 😜☺️
Also A horse walks into a bar, bartender says ‘why the long face?’, horse replies, ‘my alcoholism is destroying my family!’
What?? Makes no sense
The horse isn't suppossed-to reply....
Febe showing off them guns! 6:07
- The scarecrow got an nobel prize. why? - it was ourstanding in his field…
What drink do they serve after circumcisions? Cocktails.
OMG ! OMG ! That's a brilliant one ! THANKS !
"And in fact, it was not bleeped." - Morgan Freeman
I am in love with Sam!!!
Mitch has uncanny resemblance with Daniel Day Lewis character from there will be blood.
Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He only comes once per year down the chimney.
Something about Mitchell he looks so cool with his deep voice and hair and moustache all my friends watching agrees he should be in movies
you can tell how old these are cuz i saw the "examine you" short like a month ago
They take a while to edit mate. But from now on we won’t put any shorts out until the full thing is released if you like!
We need more Jana
We do too
This can't be good.🤣
you guys should do alive show, would be fucking hilarious and surely quite profitable
5:42 That's what she said!
Did you know condoms have a serial number. Guess you're not rolling it out far enough.
Blind man fell in a well, because he couldn't see that well.