Have You Heard These Dad Jokes?

2023 ж. 11 Ақп.
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📝 Show Notes
Jana and Matt came back to show us some of the new jokes they had been practicing. Eloise had an absolute mare (nightmare) the longer the video went on but this made things more entertaining. Of course there was plenty of Michael laughing at everything, Mitch delivering dead pan one liners and Leigh thinking his jokes were far better than they were.
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  • I love that Jana is not inherently better at not laughing, she's just more disappointed in the others.

    @MajorJJH@MajorJJH Жыл бұрын
    • I think it's both 😂 she (and I and whoever else) have a gene where we can shut it off. Our brain says "that's hilarious" but our face has a total stroke

      @Th4t_guy_@Th4t_guy_ Жыл бұрын
    • yea shes a vibe off....

      @lavatr8322@lavatr8322 Жыл бұрын
  • No matter how strong the jokes are, the funniest is still Micheal absolutely loosing it every single time 😂

    @thorkil_1487@thorkil_1487 Жыл бұрын
    • Michael is not there to play, he’s just there to have a good time.

      @jenieuwedocent@jenieuwedocent Жыл бұрын
    • And the build up to losing it everytime, it's so hilarious

      @StudioMargalima@StudioMargalima Жыл бұрын
    • Opinions vary but i find him laughing at absolutely nothing insufferable...rest of the crew is great but, he is god awful

      @jonjohnson1978.@jonjohnson1978. Жыл бұрын
    • @@jonjohnson1978. can’t please everyone.

      @MeppyMan@MeppyMan Жыл бұрын
    • When he said no one wants to be on my team 😂 you’re the best Michells

      @gmr1234gmr1234@gmr1234gmr1234 Жыл бұрын
  • If I ever do stand up comedy I want Michael on the crowd.

    @jajahgadis@jajahgadis Жыл бұрын
    • It’s exactly who you need!

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
    • Just don't offer him any money, because he will laugh at any offer :)

      @milanradojevic1124@milanradojevic1124 Жыл бұрын
    • You want him to crowd surf?

      @slaps101@slaps101 Жыл бұрын
    • how about in the crowd not on

      @mikemcwilliams7801@mikemcwilliams7801 Жыл бұрын
  • When Jana laughs, it’s like the sun coming out after 40 days and 40 nights of rain.

    @yesloow@yesloow Жыл бұрын
    • Smooth…. And I totally agree!

      @noirjacques3274@noirjacques3274 Жыл бұрын
    • You need to get out more

      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto@LeslieJayBoschPhoto10 ай бұрын
    • It's epoch.

      @pastureexpectationsfarm6412@pastureexpectationsfarm64128 ай бұрын
    • Somebody's got a crush on Jana

      @madhurmotwani9935@madhurmotwani99358 ай бұрын
    • @@madhurmotwani9935 you don't?!

      @Damienzor@Damienzor7 ай бұрын
  • Michael is such a pure soul: -Why do you laugh Michael? -Because it's funny!

    @nicolasduguay4@nicolasduguay4 Жыл бұрын
  • That was a truly seamless edit. If you wouldn’t have mentioned it earlier, I don’t think I would’ve noticed.

    @gusgossner@gusgossner Жыл бұрын
    • Haha for which part?

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
    • @@WeGotTheChocolates I think they're poking fun at the last joke in the video.

      @AnuragPandey394@AnuragPandey394 Жыл бұрын
    • @@AnuragPandey394 It was a rhetorical question

      @rvdphunter9754@rvdphunter9754 Жыл бұрын
  • Michael's laugh is what the world needs. ❤Much love!

    @shatakshiasthana7626@shatakshiasthana7626 Жыл бұрын
    • no you won't get Michael

      @lavatr8322@lavatr8322 Жыл бұрын
  • As an American, I 100% approve of that joke. 👍🏻😂

    @scubasteve2189@scubasteve2189 Жыл бұрын
    • If you can’t laugh at yourself (ourselves)…

      @uslalas22@uslalas22 Жыл бұрын
    • Same!!!

      @nooneimportant1985@nooneimportant1985 Жыл бұрын
    • These jokes are much funnier in Australian.

      @mpaczkow@mpaczkow Жыл бұрын
    • It's fair. Harsh but fair

      @prollins6443@prollins6443 Жыл бұрын
    • Sadly, we have to import most of our terrorists.

      @TreyCook21@TreyCook21 Жыл бұрын
  • "They find it funny, free speech!" that was the killer joke of the set.

    @olke85@olke85 Жыл бұрын
  • Michael is that kind of dude everyone needs to have in a friend group hahaha

    @hencytjoe@hencytjoe Жыл бұрын
    • Indeed. Someone has to ensure the group is murderer-free.

      @IAmTheRealBill@IAmTheRealBill Жыл бұрын
    • We have a Michael in our friend group. We are almost never bored.🙏

      @ZEROVOK@ZEROVOK22 күн бұрын
  • The dwaine johnson and boxers joke was really good 😂😂😂

    @Anas-fl5pd@Anas-fl5pd Жыл бұрын
  • "this is why no one wants to be on my team", michael.

    @emkosarchie@emkosarchie Жыл бұрын
  • Mickus is so easily amused. He will laugh at anything.

    @jpwoelfling@jpwoelfling7 ай бұрын
  • Michael makes everything so much funnier.. love the guy!!

    @ayk4147@ayk4147 Жыл бұрын
  • The jokes get raunchier every episode. I love it!

    @ioeee7563@ioeee7563 Жыл бұрын
  • Mickus is the dude🤣🤣🤣love the fact he laughs at EVERY joke. 😂😂😂

    @leebrailsford251@leebrailsford2513 ай бұрын
  • I do love The Dad joke segments. Always funny and Mickus is a joy to watch every time.

    @johnrowland3105@johnrowland3105 Жыл бұрын
  • Michael and Jana are the best combo! 😂

    @bryanvandegrift1327@bryanvandegrift1327 Жыл бұрын
    • They are elite honestly

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
  • ''I'm Merican'' and that tourist joke was very funny!!!

    @brentpaulus3114@brentpaulus3114 Жыл бұрын
    • Fantastic news thank you haha

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
  • The Potato-Famine one was dark :D

    @niklaspilot@niklaspilot Жыл бұрын
    • The worst thing is … we didn’t even know it was meant to be dark , I don’t even know if jana knew that

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
    • @@WeGotTheChocolates If I've learned anything about Jana from these videos, it is that she definitely knew how dark it was. Jana doesn't play to beat the competition, she plays to DESTROY them.

      @brianpmack@brianpmack Жыл бұрын
    • I laughed so hard at that joke, then instantly felt like a terrible person 🤣 Excellent effort all round

      @PirateTrowel85@PirateTrowel85 Жыл бұрын
    • I don’t get it. Can you explain?

      @believer365@believer365 Жыл бұрын
    • @@believer365 there was a so called Potato-famine in Ireland where roughly 1 million Irish people died between 1845 and 1852. Hence why it takes “no potatoes” to kill an Irishman 😬

      @niklaspilot@niklaspilot Жыл бұрын
  • Some very good ones in this lot. Love the American intelligent one. The Rock one Dwayneing his Johnson was excellent.

    @Torana-gz5ls@Torana-gz5ls Жыл бұрын
    • Being a non-anglosaxian, I didn't get that joke at all - He "drains" his "Johnson" - sounds like there's a reference to someone called Dwayne Johnson? "A rock" may be "The Rock" - that big hunk moviestar?

      @acebone2@acebone2 Жыл бұрын
    • @@acebone2 Dwayne Johnson is a former wrestler who used "The Rock" as his stage name

      @rusty6714@rusty6714 Жыл бұрын
    • @@acebone2 To be clear - you basically got it. The real name of The Rock, that big hunk movie star, is Dwayne Johnson.

      @XCC23@XCC23 Жыл бұрын
    • Oh - it's the Rocks real name - got it, thnx guys. It's even funny when explained :)

      @acebone2@acebone2 Жыл бұрын
  • Great finish to the video editing that last joke, I liked the way Jana and Mickus pretended to laugh 😂 also I love Eloise's reactions, she's genuinely shocked with some of the punch lines

    @wallywizard@wallywizard5 ай бұрын
  • Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Jana looks at her teammates when they laugh 😂😂😎🤔

    @aslanpatience8278@aslanpatience8278 Жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha with hatred ?

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
    • Well I got a mom so I’m good

      @jamesh684@jamesh68410 ай бұрын
  • This family is brilliant, love em

    @gonryuki733@gonryuki733 Жыл бұрын
  • Jana's definitely leaning on the Irish jokes. As a proud descendant- I want more! :D

    @atempestrages5059@atempestrages5059 Жыл бұрын
  • Leigh: Do you know this one? Micheal: No, I'm just gonna laugh XD

    @SwapnilGusani@SwapnilGusani Жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha literally what happens 😂

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
  • I love this ! We need at least 1 episode per week cheers from Jordan 🇯🇴

    @samish959@samish959 Жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha very fair thank you ❤️

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
  • LMFAO @ the tourists joke! that was gold.

    @dodobean7620@dodobean7620 Жыл бұрын
  • Everyone is awesome and I love seeing every one of you alls interactions with each other.

    @stevenbaker107@stevenbaker1072 ай бұрын
    • We love to hear that mate!

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates2 ай бұрын
    • @@WeGotTheChocolates I love you all. How is everyone doing? Virtual hugs to you all. Thank you for everything, including for being in my life. Everyone of you all are amazing and incredible.

      @stevenbaker107@stevenbaker1072 ай бұрын
  • Love these, please keep them coming

    @wardwilson3216@wardwilson3216 Жыл бұрын
  • One right back at you from America. Q: What do you call an Aussie with 100 girlfriends? A: A farmer

    @robertmcgee3602@robertmcgee3602 Жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha I don’t mind it 😂

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @manoculture1524@manoculture1524 Жыл бұрын
    • Ewe bastard. That was hilarious

      @philgagnon275@philgagnon275 Жыл бұрын
    • @@philgagnon275 Shouldn't that have been "Ewe baaaaastard"?

      @clifffield1@clifffield1 Жыл бұрын
    • I’m sorry but can you explain the joke?

      @believer365@believer365 Жыл бұрын
  • Nice that Jana was able to take a break from her moonshine distillery -- and josh around for a bit.👍

    @phnelson033@phnelson033 Жыл бұрын
  • I’d be terrible at this game. If Jana winked at me I wouldn’t be able to stop giggling…..hee hee hee

    @damothegreatestone@damothegreatestone Жыл бұрын
  • Mitch’s tired and hungry + Jana’s rhetorical question jokes are winners for me 😂

    @danwybrow7226@danwybrow7226 Жыл бұрын
  • A horse is standing in a paddock. Another horse walks past him and says "Hey!"( Hay!)

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • That laugh of Michael is so funny

    @armagch68@armagch68 Жыл бұрын
  • That was a nice edit... very smooth! :D

    @TezlaByte@TezlaByte Жыл бұрын
  • lmao. That edit at the end was great! :D

    @EzoYOKAI@EzoYOKAI Жыл бұрын
  • Love the show guys, well done and keep it up!

    @joeytupaea6266@joeytupaea6266 Жыл бұрын
  • Wow. This was REALLY good. Thanks for the laughs.

    @rcub3577@rcub3577 Жыл бұрын
  • 2 skeletons are walking through a graveyard and 1 of them says" Well I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be caught dead in this place!"

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • Michael’s laugh is the best!

    @jaimerodriguez3408@jaimerodriguez3408 Жыл бұрын
  • As an American, I personally find the joke about tourists being the only intelligent people to be absolutely true 😂

    @atingley0913@atingley0913 Жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha that’s wonderful news 😂

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
    • do you have to turn on cc to understand what they are saying? I do

      @mikemcwilliams7801@mikemcwilliams7801 Жыл бұрын
    • As an American I don't get it

      @amdi5424@amdi5424 Жыл бұрын
    • lol I thought he said "terrorists".

      @davidonfim2381@davidonfim2381 Жыл бұрын
    • Scientists have actually found a sign of intelligent life in America. It says "Canadian Border in 5 Miles"

      @AutomaticDuck300@AutomaticDuck300 Жыл бұрын
  • You know, I believe that the trick to making a joke funny is the way you tell it.

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
    • Probably makes sense 😂

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates3 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂 love the videos. They get better each time.

    @greenb5716@greenb5716 Жыл бұрын
  • One from me:- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!!!

    @CricketSpoof@CricketSpoof Жыл бұрын
  • What do call an Irishman asleep under a car? A: Jack!

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • I love the noises Michael makes when he’s trying to hold his laugh 😂

    @TheOriginalJohnDoe@TheOriginalJohnDoe Жыл бұрын
  • Their own laugh makes it more funnier 😂😂

    @viveksingla2109@viveksingla2109 Жыл бұрын
  • This has been the funniest video for you guys 😂😂😂

    @lpalldayneverchangenoway9290@lpalldayneverchangenoway9290 Жыл бұрын
  • What do you call a guy who spends all day fishing? A: Rod!

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • I can literally watch Michael cracking up and people getting upset for that for hours😂😂

    @flozenen6468@flozenen6468 Жыл бұрын
  • Watching these guys, makes me feel nicen fuzzy . It's like the friends I want but don't have and but I can't x out of the window anytime I want once I get bored.

    @tyrilgarwin6120@tyrilgarwin6120 Жыл бұрын
  • I'm American, and that joke was spot on. Keep it up

    @billribas@billribas Жыл бұрын
  • 'this is why noone wants to be on my team' omg i died at that comment. He really does laugh at even the bad jokes.

    @Jeudaos@Jeudaos Жыл бұрын
    • He struggles badly doesn’t he 😂

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
  • Always look forward to these! Cheers from Sweden!

    @TheDimonTube@TheDimonTube Жыл бұрын
  • One of the funniest vids of all time, bravo

    @abbasrizvi60@abbasrizvi60 Жыл бұрын
  • Had me rolling watching all of you telling jokes to each other good stuff! good stuff!!

    @CoreniaBug@CoreniaBug Жыл бұрын
  • What do you call an Irishman asleep on your front doorstep? A: Matt!

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • How does the rock pea? Even Dwayne Johnson can't hold his laugh.

    @subrotobera@subrotobera Жыл бұрын
  • As a Christian who goes to church regularly, I wholly endorse the book club joke.

    @AsherWolfson@AsherWolfson Жыл бұрын
  • "I tentacle" got me.

    @blutygr3158@blutygr3158 Жыл бұрын
  • The Dwayne Johnson joke killed the rest of the jokes in this video... No doubt about that one! 🤣🤣🤣

    @MiKeStErRo2o@MiKeStErRo2o10 ай бұрын
  • That Rock joke is brilliant. Definitely nicking that one thanks lads

    @joshinaround9551@joshinaround9551 Жыл бұрын
  • I must say that they are best entertainers except Michael... because he is natural. Stay blessed brother, persons like you needs to be protected. 🙏🙏🙏

    @user-cw1pr8oo5s@user-cw1pr8oo5s8 ай бұрын
  • I think I am laughing more from Micheal cracking up than from the actual jokes! not that the jokes aren't good, but.........

    @quemeese@quemeese8 ай бұрын
  • Solid edit on the last joke team 🙌🏼

    @cjexplores@cjexplores Жыл бұрын
  • The rock joke got me xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    @myksacraft@myksacraft Жыл бұрын
  • The whole video is worth just the last 30 seconds 10/10

    @rilynnsfidgetsfun3741@rilynnsfidgetsfun3741 Жыл бұрын
  • A bee comes home from work 1 afternoon. He walks through the door and yells out "Hi honey I'm hooome!"

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • Faaarrrrrkkkkkkkk I wish I found you guys and these jokes a while ago, thank you 👍👍👍

    @gazpearce3700@gazpearce3700 Жыл бұрын
  • Dwaynes his Johnson 😂

    @jupa7166@jupa7166 Жыл бұрын
  • Whoever put Jana and Michael on same team has 100% Loki energy.. totally chaotic evil😈😂🤣

    @at57@at57 Жыл бұрын
  • Time to rewatch this video over and over until the next one comes out

    @MultiSuperzed@MultiSuperzed Жыл бұрын
  • Michael is the type of guy who is strictly forbidden to attend funeral....😂

    @_wakanda_forever@_wakanda_forever Жыл бұрын
  • How does the Rock pee was epic....😂😂

    @thangsingkaroung8458@thangsingkaroung8458 Жыл бұрын
    • I love that joke 😂

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
  • This Irish fella goes to war, and he writes to his brother "I want you to send me over 3 slippers". His brother asks why, and he says "because I've grown another foot!"

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • I love it when they fuck up the punchline. It's usually 90% better than the actual joke

    @Th4t_guy_@Th4t_guy_ Жыл бұрын
  • You've seen players throw the ball into the crowd after a win? Evidently, that's not allowed in ten pin bowling. Now they tell me!

    @DosGamerMan@DosGamerMan Жыл бұрын
  • A friend asked me to round up their 28 sheep. I said, “no problem: 30.”

    @henryreynolds1878@henryreynolds1878 Жыл бұрын
  • 2:37 😂

    @DreistStudios@DreistStudios Жыл бұрын
  • "Dwayne his Johnson" 🤣

    @leftwithluka4681@leftwithluka4681 Жыл бұрын
  • - What do you call a fish that's missing an eye? - FSH

    @Zogun_85@Zogun_85 Жыл бұрын
  • I love these guys man

    @brandonmesecar8641@brandonmesecar8641 Жыл бұрын
  • I have been telling the chicken coop joke for twenty years. Thanks for validating my joke

    @TheWallnut76@TheWallnut76 Жыл бұрын
  • Pull yourself together Michael 😂

    @ThePetriniac@ThePetriniac Жыл бұрын
  • 2 turkeys were having a blue, 1 turkey said to the other turkey "Why don't you go and get stuffed!"

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • As any smart American would, I approve of that joke! No matter how little there are of us. Yet no matter how stupid we are, we didn't lose a war to any birds. TWICE! TOUCAN play at that game, Eloise and Michael!

    @jamesestelle7260@jamesestelle7260 Жыл бұрын
    • Exactly. And heck, at least we know how to properly pronounce tortilla, quesadilla, and pico de gallo. 😎

      @phnelson033@phnelson033 Жыл бұрын
    • hey, they didn't really lose the war... since there was no formal cease fire, they are STILL LOSING the war.

      @gabrielangel1923@gabrielangel1923 Жыл бұрын
    • smart american..... yeah right

      @blindwatchmaker2345@blindwatchmaker2345 Жыл бұрын
  • Michael and Eloise laugh at everything.

    @DragulaPryder@DragulaPryder11 ай бұрын
  • That courtesy laugh from Jana and Michael in the end 😂😂😂😂😂

    @kilvishyadav@kilvishyadav Жыл бұрын
  • Michaels the best he can never hold his laughter

    @RealTalk1987@RealTalk1987 Жыл бұрын
  • Rofl! As an American, I loved the Tourist joke! lol

    @D_and_B_Gaming@D_and_B_Gaming Жыл бұрын
  • I like this 50% for jokes and 50% for beautiful people.

    @321tms2@321tms2 Жыл бұрын
    • Happy to take that 😂

      @WeGotTheChocolates@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
    • Wait. I missed the beautiful people… timestamp? Don’t worry I’m just envious lol.

      @MeppyMan@MeppyMan Жыл бұрын
  • What do you call a guy who spends all day playing tennis? A: Baldwin!

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • 6:11 the better punchline would have been "but a Tiger Woods."

    @ahuca117@ahuca117 Жыл бұрын
  • How can you tell if an Irishman has broken into your house? A: He locks himself in!

    @johnfoster7626@johnfoster76263 ай бұрын
  • “What do you call intelegent people in america? Tourists.” As an American, you don’t know how true that is.

    @gracielynn9623@gracielynn9623 Жыл бұрын
  • I lost it at octopus joke

    @sakshamgairola7514@sakshamgairola7514 Жыл бұрын
  • I like Michael laughing!

    @nielsf@nielsf Жыл бұрын
  • 2:43 Michael knows his problem... but he's the one I can relate to the most in this group... because I'm also someone who can't stop laughing, even when someone is saying something serious...

    @akshaya-arrorra@akshaya-arrorra Жыл бұрын
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