I lost my job at the calendar factory... because I kept missing days...
@davidvanriper604 ай бұрын
The off-camera guy, laughing, made my day!
@readthebible67 Жыл бұрын
Too many puns can make me numb, but math puns make me number.
@winkfinkerstien1957 Жыл бұрын
I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
@randomvideowatcher Жыл бұрын
@@randomvideowatcher Your dad joke took so long it became a grandad.
@mkien200510 ай бұрын
What is two thirds of a pun? P U!
@cynthiawadeson88438 ай бұрын
The deadpan delivery of "plane/plain" got me
@S_047 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy taking the bus but I hate when the cops make me give it back.
@EvilTwin559 Жыл бұрын
This was better than the Whole Video!
@silky0439 Жыл бұрын
🥁 badump. tsss!!
@sazonsongs Жыл бұрын
I took a girl to the gym on a date. She didnt turn up. So I knew right then we weren't going to work out.
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550 Жыл бұрын
..ha. Good one. Maybe tho'..you 'asked a girl...'
@yvonnerahui87298 ай бұрын
@@yvonnerahui8729 Maybe this is why you never get taken to the gym.
@tenpercentfordabigguy85508 ай бұрын
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
@Lu-lk5bz Жыл бұрын
Your life is a movie
@antoniomortem5783 Жыл бұрын
@@antoniomortem5783 take that as a compliment. Thank you .
@Lu-lk5bz Жыл бұрын
Omg, did you hear about the kidnapping?
@abelincoln196 Жыл бұрын
Wow great story of great memories
@wordforthespirit78528 ай бұрын
@@abelincoln196I heard they slept well!
@owl_of_morkari4 ай бұрын
LAUGHTER, the best medicine😂❤
@dianebabeu42824 ай бұрын
3:03 - Christian laughs at a joke three times: once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he understands it!
@richardwheeler3768 Жыл бұрын
And again at 4:30
@richardwheeler3768 Жыл бұрын
"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A beater..."
@hazyaspect Жыл бұрын
I'd give 2 thumbs up if I could!
@lsteiner Жыл бұрын
I remember when I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
@cashstore1 Жыл бұрын
I would remove 1 page from my page a day desk calendar and burn it...then I would have a hot date.
@randomvideowatcher Жыл бұрын
My daughter is hearing this one tonight.
@don2deliver5 ай бұрын
Two flies 🪰🪰 we’re sitting on a piece of 💩, One of them cut a fart, the other one said…”PLEASE I’m trying to eat here!” 😂😂😂
@charlenemack70409 ай бұрын
This was a riot... You guys are too much fun. Yee-Haw!
@CorysComedyChannel Жыл бұрын
a shell of a yolk... brilliant otherwise it would be a sedan. hahahah fantastic! love these dads!!!
@nokia53598 ай бұрын
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
@Heyou111 Жыл бұрын
When it becomes full groan.
@geraldfrost47102 ай бұрын
Very funny and enjoying on Father's day!
@djgp160811 ай бұрын
I almost dated a psychic, but she left before we met.
@ericspence-tw3pt10 ай бұрын
How bout, I was addicted to the hokey pokey but turned myself around.
@robsimpson6537 Жыл бұрын
I was addicted to soap. I'm clean now.
@toddwynn3397 Жыл бұрын
@@toddwynn3397 😂 nice 👍!
@robsimpson6537 Жыл бұрын
That's what it's all about!
@genesummers1111 Жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work 👍 1 day at a time
@1badombre828 ай бұрын
I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.
@don2deliver5 ай бұрын
How does a pilot like his plane? With a side of wings! 😂
@tomlinsonsteven905 ай бұрын
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion. Because he was outstanding in his field
@jeffbray779111 ай бұрын
You know he was naturally gifted because it was in his genes (jeans)
@AnonymousGirl1.155 ай бұрын
That was funny! Thanks.
@Garythedog310 ай бұрын
The last one was savage!
@misbahailia334510 ай бұрын
4:58 dad joke, dad moment
@JayFreestyle Жыл бұрын
You guys are great! Laughed till I cried!
@pahoskins Жыл бұрын
Good grief! I wound up laughing my behind off! 🤣🤣
@rhight Жыл бұрын
Wow, people still say behind?
@misbahailia334510 ай бұрын
@@misbahailia3345 Only Dads who know kids might read some of this stuff. 😅
@rhight10 ай бұрын
That one guy who always get the joke.
@rrumi4618 Жыл бұрын
I was going to start a new diet but right now I just have too much on my plate.
@frankeem3820 Жыл бұрын
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
@randomvideowatcher Жыл бұрын
5:07: Hey. Quit telling jokes out of your butt...you're cracking up...
@MysteryAndroclese40110 ай бұрын
They sound and look so serious, and then when they laugh. Its a whole personality change
@theslimeymaniac7 ай бұрын
Chickens drive hatchbacks.
@rogerherron7718 Жыл бұрын
5 out of 4 struggle with maths that is gold
@michaelireland7239Ай бұрын
Why did the golfer bring another pair of pants? Answer: Just in case he got a hole in one 😂😂🤣🤣
@R3cce Жыл бұрын
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and the raccoon that it could be done without getting squished.
@johnnyfleming5228 ай бұрын
You like 'Rango'?
@brilanto8 ай бұрын
It's socks.
@don2deliver5 ай бұрын
What do you a man who sits on the edge of a mountain? Cliff!
@kaptaink69608 ай бұрын
rockin' the dad gut too.
@RangerCaptain11A Жыл бұрын
I laughed at every joke.
@emmas9928 Жыл бұрын
As a bookkeeper I would regularly go to bank to get change for the tills. Used to ask teller for a dollars worth of twenties.
@christibritton1436Ай бұрын
The news was depressing today. "selling quack" cleared that all away!
@lsteiner Жыл бұрын
Unpossible …. 5 out of 4 😂
@BHambee Жыл бұрын
What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Shellby. Or a beater. 😁
@iannadeau5353 Жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes Жыл бұрын
Very creative of you Henry--what's your favorite joke in English?
@cynthiawadeson88438 ай бұрын
it's very hard to name one@@cynthiawadeson8843
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes8 ай бұрын
That was pretty good! Lol😆
@Jay-nb1ss Жыл бұрын
Jay Mason?
@robertthompson3941 Жыл бұрын
I like them best when the guys laugh
@fayereeves6568 Жыл бұрын
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Answer: Bison (bye son) 😂😂🤣🤣
@R3cce Жыл бұрын
These jokes are really funny!!
@wendystrong3827 Жыл бұрын
Just the pressure you put yourself under even before the joke, I think that is what creates the crack before the wall falls down.
@jmrdrgz7 ай бұрын
5:35 Nailed it
@Cypher791 Жыл бұрын
My thought exactly! 😃
@user-vn6mb8im8w8 ай бұрын
Y'all make me laugh too hard
@RJLightning68 Жыл бұрын
I like!
@freedomson1 Жыл бұрын
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 🌎
@winkfinkerstien1957 Жыл бұрын
That sounds like Stephen Wright on-liner!
@lsteiner Жыл бұрын
What kind of a car does an egg drive ? A Beater ! Woka Woka !! Better then theirs .
@handsonwithblg49497 ай бұрын
I was going to go to the paranormal convention but it got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. So now I'm just watching dad jokes on youtube.
@shepatown Жыл бұрын
I wish there was more of this
@Nako39 ай бұрын
Check out part 2 on my channel!
@tatenaugle9 ай бұрын
@@tatenaugle Oh I did already haha :D
@Nako39 ай бұрын
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
@don2deliver5 ай бұрын
Enjoying the jokes...
@AlfonzoJenkins Жыл бұрын
So so funny jokes
@alysonhoch8730 Жыл бұрын
*See Your Future As Bright Like Stars Because The Universe Will Also See It Like That* _# Ishtiaque Ahmed_
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts Жыл бұрын
God is not the universe. God MADE the universe.
@authorcls7164 Жыл бұрын
@@authorcls7164 correct you are dear brother .. ✅🤗 "Because Wants You To See Your Future Bright"
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts Жыл бұрын
An imam, a bishop and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"
@nickhand8054 Жыл бұрын
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
@randomvideowatcher Жыл бұрын
why was the french fry running?..... he was trying to catch up!
@genuin85888 ай бұрын
my kind of jokes, but GROAN.
@bobesposito7235 Жыл бұрын
1:28 “why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? So they can scanthenavyin…
@ScienceFan1859 Жыл бұрын
How do you tell the front of tree?🤔
@Frank-rx8ch8 ай бұрын
I find carrot sticks really confusing. Are they a reward or a punishment?
@stirlingmin Жыл бұрын
I lost it at im working on it
@Warrenwalker30 Жыл бұрын
Egg drives an egg car ton
@travisbrink8837 Жыл бұрын
Tate we gotta start our own Airsoft field
@Black_Flag_Studios7 ай бұрын
Q) what did mother giraffe say to bad teenage giraffe? A) Im not sticking my neck out for you
@brucemartini2288 Жыл бұрын
ICU!!!!
@coleenburris6816 Жыл бұрын
Why is 007, Always in a " sticky" situation? He's a BONDing Agent
@brucemartini2288 Жыл бұрын
Was that Kawai Leonard laughing at :59? 😂
@dustinmackbee52132 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize Jason was that funny
@deairmen Жыл бұрын
David is the smallest, he played in Saul’s ear
@graemedickey3638 Жыл бұрын
Knee-high-miah should have been the punch line instead of the thing about Peter.
@a.n.78638 ай бұрын
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is twenty too
@RavellJamesMartin Жыл бұрын
HAY Bales are not square, rectangular.
@berniefynn6623 Жыл бұрын
Peak a boo…… ICU
@WealthNMe Жыл бұрын
Whats white and black and red all over? A murdered Zebra
@paulflint6254 Жыл бұрын
The eggs that I have asked say the drive Nash Scramblers.
@richardbrower457 Жыл бұрын
What would you call a cat when he drives a bus.
@LanceMitchell-co4yy Жыл бұрын
What did cat say to the Vet? Im not FELINE so well😿
@brucemartini2288 Жыл бұрын
Because it's funny
@kathypichey43068 ай бұрын
A beater
@izzy8919 Жыл бұрын
I have a joke what’s a fish with no eye? (joke) a fsh 😂
@jenniferwinn3483 Жыл бұрын
DAMN, that Shortest man in a Bible was CLEVER.
@roma540 Жыл бұрын
How do fish keep track of their weight? They carry around scales.
@serdip26 күн бұрын
how raindear with no head? no idea how raindear with no eyes and legs? still got no idea
@RubbulxNuudhistorysnextbot1 Жыл бұрын
Dry but funny
@terryswails1191 Жыл бұрын
What kind of car did Jesus's disciples drive? A Honda. Because it says in Acts they were all in one Accord.
@sirmojo4537 Жыл бұрын
What to”say”?
@robertthompson3941 Жыл бұрын
Why did the snail paint an “s” on the door of his automobile? Because he wanted to see his escargot.
@Sunone134 ай бұрын
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women? You can unscrew the lightbulb
@kathyedits8216 Жыл бұрын
Jay Mason?
@robertthompson3941 Жыл бұрын
huh
@charlielong8317 Жыл бұрын
note:to self. 0:30 to 0:40 is gold. and i stopped watching at 0:40 to come back later
@erichiguera4 ай бұрын
Usually the kind of humor at 0:21 gets built up too much.
@alm2187 Жыл бұрын
Let's list 14 short people in the bible but not know what's up with 5 out of 4. Sad, misguided education. Logan Lisle channel makes this look pretty ordinary.
@powerplay.556 Жыл бұрын
Corny jokes never get old
@stevebonafede27772 ай бұрын
How come your nose doesn't grow 12 inches? Close then it would be a foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeahwinder46006 ай бұрын
What do you call a tongue twister?
@Frank-rx8ch8 ай бұрын
The chicken could have driven a hatchback
@NaySayersRanch Жыл бұрын
First :P
@Channelzer00 Жыл бұрын
I’d ruin so many of these videos by spoiling all the punchlines.
@matrixphijr Жыл бұрын
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot.
I lost my job at the calendar factory... because I kept missing days...
The off-camera guy, laughing, made my day!
Too many puns can make me numb, but math puns make me number.
I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
@@randomvideowatcher Your dad joke took so long it became a grandad.
What is two thirds of a pun? P U!
The deadpan delivery of "plane/plain" got me
I enjoy taking the bus but I hate when the cops make me give it back.
This was better than the Whole Video!
🥁 badump. tsss!!
I took a girl to the gym on a date. She didnt turn up. So I knew right then we weren't going to work out.
..ha. Good one. Maybe tho'..you 'asked a girl...'
@@yvonnerahui8729 Maybe this is why you never get taken to the gym.
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
Your life is a movie
@@antoniomortem5783 take that as a compliment. Thank you .
Omg, did you hear about the kidnapping?
Wow great story of great memories
@@abelincoln196I heard they slept well!
LAUGHTER, the best medicine😂❤
3:03 - Christian laughs at a joke three times: once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he understands it!
And again at 4:30
"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A beater..."
I'd give 2 thumbs up if I could!
I remember when I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
I would remove 1 page from my page a day desk calendar and burn it...then I would have a hot date.
My daughter is hearing this one tonight.
Two flies 🪰🪰 we’re sitting on a piece of 💩, One of them cut a fart, the other one said…”PLEASE I’m trying to eat here!” 😂😂😂
This was a riot... You guys are too much fun. Yee-Haw!
a shell of a yolk... brilliant otherwise it would be a sedan. hahahah fantastic! love these dads!!!
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
When it becomes full groan.
Very funny and enjoying on Father's day!
I almost dated a psychic, but she left before we met.
How bout, I was addicted to the hokey pokey but turned myself around.
I was addicted to soap. I'm clean now.
@@toddwynn3397 😂 nice 👍!
That's what it's all about!
Keep up the good work 👍 1 day at a time
I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.
How does a pilot like his plane? With a side of wings! 😂
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion. Because he was outstanding in his field
You know he was naturally gifted because it was in his genes (jeans)
That was funny! Thanks.
The last one was savage!
4:58 dad joke, dad moment
You guys are great! Laughed till I cried!
Good grief! I wound up laughing my behind off! 🤣🤣
Wow, people still say behind?
@@misbahailia3345 Only Dads who know kids might read some of this stuff. 😅
That one guy who always get the joke.
I was going to start a new diet but right now I just have too much on my plate.
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
5:07: Hey. Quit telling jokes out of your butt...you're cracking up...
They sound and look so serious, and then when they laugh. Its a whole personality change
Chickens drive hatchbacks.
5 out of 4 struggle with maths that is gold
Why did the golfer bring another pair of pants? Answer: Just in case he got a hole in one 😂😂🤣🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and the raccoon that it could be done without getting squished.
You like 'Rango'?
It's socks.
What do you a man who sits on the edge of a mountain? Cliff!
rockin' the dad gut too.
I laughed at every joke.
As a bookkeeper I would regularly go to bank to get change for the tills. Used to ask teller for a dollars worth of twenties.
The news was depressing today. "selling quack" cleared that all away!
Unpossible …. 5 out of 4 😂
What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Shellby. Or a beater. 😁
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
Very creative of you Henry--what's your favorite joke in English?
it's very hard to name one@@cynthiawadeson8843
That was pretty good! Lol😆
Jay Mason?
I like them best when the guys laugh
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Answer: Bison (bye son) 😂😂🤣🤣
These jokes are really funny!!
Just the pressure you put yourself under even before the joke, I think that is what creates the crack before the wall falls down.
5:35 Nailed it
My thought exactly! 😃
Y'all make me laugh too hard
I like!
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 🌎
That sounds like Stephen Wright on-liner!
What kind of a car does an egg drive ? A Beater ! Woka Woka !! Better then theirs .
I was going to go to the paranormal convention but it got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. So now I'm just watching dad jokes on youtube.
I wish there was more of this
Check out part 2 on my channel!
@@tatenaugle Oh I did already haha :D
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Enjoying the jokes...
So so funny jokes
*See Your Future As Bright Like Stars Because The Universe Will Also See It Like That* _# Ishtiaque Ahmed_
God is not the universe. God MADE the universe.
@@authorcls7164 correct you are dear brother .. ✅🤗 "Because Wants You To See Your Future Bright"
An imam, a bishop and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
why was the french fry running?..... he was trying to catch up!
my kind of jokes, but GROAN.
1:28 “why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? So they can scanthenavyin…
How do you tell the front of tree?🤔
I find carrot sticks really confusing. Are they a reward or a punishment?
I lost it at im working on it
Egg drives an egg car ton
Tate we gotta start our own Airsoft field
Q) what did mother giraffe say to bad teenage giraffe? A) Im not sticking my neck out for you
ICU!!!!
Why is 007, Always in a " sticky" situation? He's a BONDing Agent
Was that Kawai Leonard laughing at :59? 😂
I didn’t realize Jason was that funny
David is the smallest, he played in Saul’s ear
Knee-high-miah should have been the punch line instead of the thing about Peter.
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is twenty too
HAY Bales are not square, rectangular.
Peak a boo…… ICU
Whats white and black and red all over? A murdered Zebra
The eggs that I have asked say the drive Nash Scramblers.
What would you call a cat when he drives a bus.
What did cat say to the Vet? Im not FELINE so well😿
Because it's funny
A beater
I have a joke what’s a fish with no eye? (joke) a fsh 😂
DAMN, that Shortest man in a Bible was CLEVER.
How do fish keep track of their weight? They carry around scales.
how raindear with no head? no idea how raindear with no eyes and legs? still got no idea
Dry but funny
What kind of car did Jesus's disciples drive? A Honda. Because it says in Acts they were all in one Accord.
What to”say”?
Why did the snail paint an “s” on the door of his automobile? Because he wanted to see his escargot.
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women? You can unscrew the lightbulb
Jay Mason?
huh
note:to self. 0:30 to 0:40 is gold. and i stopped watching at 0:40 to come back later
Usually the kind of humor at 0:21 gets built up too much.
Let's list 14 short people in the bible but not know what's up with 5 out of 4. Sad, misguided education. Logan Lisle channel makes this look pretty ordinary.
Corny jokes never get old
How come your nose doesn't grow 12 inches? Close then it would be a foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a tongue twister?
The chicken could have driven a hatchback
First :P
I’d ruin so many of these videos by spoiling all the punchlines.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot.