The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.
@simon4043 Жыл бұрын
Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding That makes them trans-parent... Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@TheLT704 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂
@knyte8706 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@KabeeshS Жыл бұрын
@@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍
@uchennamartin7821 Жыл бұрын
Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one" Forgets instantly.
@matthewmiller4747 Жыл бұрын
me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕
@aprilgeneric8027 Жыл бұрын
@@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.
@ATruckCampbell Жыл бұрын
@@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅
@marvira Жыл бұрын
Ikr😅
@johnanon65811 ай бұрын
Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.
@simon4043 Жыл бұрын
These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.
@mcalvrd6110 Жыл бұрын
And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂
@AutumnK Жыл бұрын
@@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
The background is priceless!
@jamiemarr1155 Жыл бұрын
@@jamiemarr1155thnx!
@homoerectus744 Жыл бұрын
Truly 😂
@YeshuasLuVd1two Жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂
@daledoe-baggins Жыл бұрын
Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo "Oatmeal" "Breakfast" More of him pleasee
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic
@josie4065 Жыл бұрын
Right? And his delivery was spot on!
@darrylharris31548 ай бұрын
The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂
@ianblack48899 ай бұрын
No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug
@CasperJLT707 Жыл бұрын
Read the mugs
@hotrodray680211 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.
@weirdstashcat44378 ай бұрын
“Good employees are hard to find”🤣
@cecew.7050 Жыл бұрын
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off
@PS3DJ09 Жыл бұрын
That's week
@arightscepter8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MHG7428 ай бұрын
My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies
@anthonyrogers24 Жыл бұрын
I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter, had steaks.
@DeceptiveSS8 ай бұрын
At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒
@morisn3 ай бұрын
so you had mis - steaks 😂
@a-bis-zett2 ай бұрын
Hey
@vernfoss3534Ай бұрын
Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!
@soclose2her Жыл бұрын
I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate. After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian." "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all." That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."
@peterpiper831 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dragons_red Жыл бұрын
Oh hell nahh
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
😂
@galevalenti7759 Жыл бұрын
Took me a while 🤣
@michawill6599 Жыл бұрын
I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary'' I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!'' She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''
@kippertrace5808 Жыл бұрын
That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.
@ellisonhamilton3322 Жыл бұрын
The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.
@PhilistineTheArtLuvr Жыл бұрын
Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!
@greenclean3917 Жыл бұрын
First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change. Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.
@shaneh1003 Жыл бұрын
Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....
@hotrodray680211 ай бұрын
Pessimist says the glass is half empty. Optimist says the glass is half full. Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
@hotrodray680211 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet
@GreatJO8 ай бұрын
Economist says a hose would be more efficient.
@classicalnaustrianeco62707 ай бұрын
THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.
@maximeprometheas Жыл бұрын
I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!
@ernesthofmeister30548 ай бұрын
0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.
@simon4043 Жыл бұрын
There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂
@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын
Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!
@michelleadamchak1330 Жыл бұрын
I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!
@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын
Buh I'm 17😶
@nikhils9262 Жыл бұрын
So you're still a faux pa!
@ThorstenDrews Жыл бұрын
@@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?
@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын
@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀
@ThorstenDrews Жыл бұрын
@@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊
@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын
The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.
@dillonbrown1123 Жыл бұрын
What did you operate on mrs smith for? Five hundred dollars. No, what did she have? Five hundred dollars!
@dewimatthews603710 ай бұрын
The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁
@thisisnotforalltosee18757 ай бұрын
Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.
@nickcellino15038 ай бұрын
This is pure solid gold. Love it.
@jackgeary6928 Жыл бұрын
Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him! *Oatmeal rules*
@shadowdoomrobotnik Жыл бұрын
Daniel doesn't do deadpan--i don't either!
@cynthiawadeson88439 ай бұрын
Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No? That's ok, it's tearable.
@PhoenixTide69 Жыл бұрын
Love it 😂
@Sharellie Жыл бұрын
“Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅
@andrewbyrnes6389 Жыл бұрын
I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!
@tonyvalle23108 ай бұрын
🤣
@Winterwren20248 ай бұрын
I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow. That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.
@urex17178 ай бұрын
You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉
@felixalmeida481 Жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You
@wukilla8ee Жыл бұрын
I literally just got it!
@p.pardus84246 ай бұрын
The gluestick!!! LOLOL
@jamiemarr1155 Жыл бұрын
Great work with the mugs Love all of this
@kelimutscheller1960 Жыл бұрын
Love the outrageous sunglasses
@dragons_red Жыл бұрын
They are polarizing huh?
@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын
These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.
@oc2phish073 ай бұрын
I laughed at the Bank Balance joke
@Drekon009 Жыл бұрын
As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol
@jessicap2144 Жыл бұрын
omg that envelope joke 🤣🤣🤭🫨🤦🏼♂️😂😭
@stephenmcallister21698 ай бұрын
I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉
@ExtremelyRadiant Жыл бұрын
I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut
@dee52747 ай бұрын
she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker
@JavierPerez-hr5vo5 ай бұрын
Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it
@jjdwnbyci Жыл бұрын
Love this best stuff on KZhead..
@brianreaves78169 ай бұрын
The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂
@valkylva Жыл бұрын
This channel makes me happy
@ClauGutierrezY9 ай бұрын
This set was overall quite good.
@donaldkasper83467 ай бұрын
2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.
@alberttang7641 Жыл бұрын
The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.
@amegatron07 Жыл бұрын
One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆
@hoomanAdnan Жыл бұрын
What do you call a scary bee? A BooBee...
@emjaybee993410 ай бұрын
Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂
@sarajanesmith3892 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!
@Sharellie Жыл бұрын
Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.
@lynnegoudzwaard641610 ай бұрын
Secret writer, Steven Wright?
@homoerectus744 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol
@clairee4939 Жыл бұрын
I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.
@ServeMySoul777 Жыл бұрын
The one about day and night is funny as hell
@ciaramikics92847 ай бұрын
So many golden nuggets!
@heidiWava Жыл бұрын
Classics! Keep’em commin’
@scottbaker9200 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂
@adriand2895 Жыл бұрын
That's staggering :)
@arightscepter8 ай бұрын
Excellent. Just Excellent
@EFCLARK Жыл бұрын
The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.
@KasaiRayquaza7 ай бұрын
You should write a book. Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!
@thearchie358 Жыл бұрын
Wow, I have a job interview tomorriw & I want to tell the joke anout the employee hiding. Test their sense of humor, because if you can't laugh, not sure I want to be there.😅
@debammann586111 ай бұрын
I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you
@MsTara007 Жыл бұрын
When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.
@DiscipleofVenser199211 ай бұрын
Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤
@benrough94 Жыл бұрын
Well, that brought me to tears.
@user-rr6uz5do6x Жыл бұрын
I asked a dozen LGBTQ folks what that means... I couldn't get a straight answer. (Just saw this meme.)
@larryperry569610 ай бұрын
Well done!!!!!
@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜
@Imru_gamer Жыл бұрын
Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂
@marcysmith28517 ай бұрын
My kind of people ❤!
@sparkyin3d8 ай бұрын
You guys are just awesome 😂
@azizscurrim97133 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊
@RyuHazaki Жыл бұрын
How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor
@dassyareg7587 Жыл бұрын
You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆
@hotrodray680211 ай бұрын
Talent !
@arlenewilliams3718 Жыл бұрын
Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅
@richiespinelli56057 ай бұрын
that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤
@wrecklessdaath2 ай бұрын
TikTok parodies, I love them.
@TeaWithTheAuthor Жыл бұрын
I wanted to donate my organs, but it turns out most churches already have one.
@AndersPuschel9 ай бұрын
You'll have to better organize
@arightscepter8 ай бұрын
Helarious
@willg.7775 Жыл бұрын
I am using that step-ladder one haha
@FroisonControl4 ай бұрын
The coat comin out of the closet 😂😂😂😂😂
@temwananinkana341911 ай бұрын
That first one had me dead
@danawhiteisagenius8654 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂 the way u drink the cup lol 😂
@paulgreaves3131 Жыл бұрын
These guys are enjoying a little Tahoe Time , year round . I love that lake in the winter 👍🏻
@deanbell40706 ай бұрын
😆😆😆 I loved this!!!
@elleret Жыл бұрын
LOVE THE GEN-A!!!!
@Papa-fv1rn7 ай бұрын
Thanks
@peterwuelfing Жыл бұрын
This was great
@dickrichard5579 Жыл бұрын
Hes holdn his cup from the inside 😂😂😂😂😂
@Russell..ShredNeckGuitarTech Жыл бұрын
Probably the best series on TiKTube. All the garbage from gen y and z. This is refreshing
@sneeuwwolf1176 Жыл бұрын
Oh man these are hilarious 🤣
@fayet8877 Жыл бұрын
The magician one was unreal
@EdgyHedgy053 ай бұрын
10/10 Flawless Victory! Why do I feel like this is some deleted scene from Letterkenny?
The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.
Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding That makes them trans-parent... Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂
😂😂😂
I see what you did there
@@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍
Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one" Forgets instantly.
me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕
@@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.
@@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂
@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅
Ikr😅
Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.
These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.
And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂
@@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂
The background is priceless!
@@jamiemarr1155thnx!
Truly 😂
This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂
Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo "Oatmeal" "Breakfast" More of him pleasee
"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic
Right? And his delivery was spot on!
The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂
No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug
Read the mugs
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.
“Good employees are hard to find”🤣
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off
That's week
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies
I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch
Doesn't matter, had steaks.
At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒
so you had mis - steaks 😂
Hey
Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!
I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate. After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian." "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all." That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."
🤣🤣🤣
Oh hell nahh
😂
Took me a while 🤣
I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary'' I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!'' She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''
That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.
The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂
Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.
Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!
First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change. Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.
Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....
Pessimist says the glass is half empty. Optimist says the glass is half full. Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet
Economist says a hose would be more efficient.
THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.
I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!
0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.
There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂
Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!
I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!
Buh I'm 17😶
So you're still a faux pa!
@@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?
@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀
@@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊
The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.
What did you operate on mrs smith for? Five hundred dollars. No, what did she have? Five hundred dollars!
The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁
Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.
This is pure solid gold. Love it.
Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him! *Oatmeal rules*
Daniel doesn't do deadpan--i don't either!
Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No? That's ok, it's tearable.
Love it 😂
“Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅
I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!
🤣
I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow. That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.
You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉
I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You
I literally just got it!
The gluestick!!! LOLOL
Great work with the mugs Love all of this
Love the outrageous sunglasses
They are polarizing huh?
These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.
I laughed at the Bank Balance joke
As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol
omg that envelope joke 🤣🤣🤭🫨🤦🏼♂️😂😭
I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉
I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut
she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker
Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it
Love this best stuff on KZhead..
The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂
This channel makes me happy
This set was overall quite good.
2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.
The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.
One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆
What do you call a scary bee? A BooBee...
Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂
I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!
Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.
Secret writer, Steven Wright?
Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol
I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.
The one about day and night is funny as hell
So many golden nuggets!
Classics! Keep’em commin’
😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂
That's staggering :)
Excellent. Just Excellent
The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.
You should write a book. Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!
Wow, I have a job interview tomorriw & I want to tell the joke anout the employee hiding. Test their sense of humor, because if you can't laugh, not sure I want to be there.😅
I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you
When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.
Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤
Well, that brought me to tears.
I asked a dozen LGBTQ folks what that means... I couldn't get a straight answer. (Just saw this meme.)
Well done!!!!!
Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜
Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂
My kind of people ❤!
You guys are just awesome 😂
I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊
How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor
You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆
Talent !
Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅
that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤
TikTok parodies, I love them.
I wanted to donate my organs, but it turns out most churches already have one.
You'll have to better organize
Helarious
I am using that step-ladder one haha
The coat comin out of the closet 😂😂😂😂😂
That first one had me dead
Lol 😂😂😂 the way u drink the cup lol 😂
These guys are enjoying a little Tahoe Time , year round . I love that lake in the winter 👍🏻
😆😆😆 I loved this!!!
LOVE THE GEN-A!!!!
Thanks
This was great
Hes holdn his cup from the inside 😂😂😂😂😂
Probably the best series on TiKTube. All the garbage from gen y and z. This is refreshing
Oh man these are hilarious 🤣
The magician one was unreal
10/10 Flawless Victory! Why do I feel like this is some deleted scene from Letterkenny?