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The Shocking Florida Machete Murder

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2019 ж. 25 Сәу.
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  • Make sure to leave your questions for our Post Mortem episode down below!

    @BuzzFeedUnsolvedNetwork@BuzzFeedUnsolvedNetwork5 жыл бұрын

    • What is your favorite cupcake

      @ilovebugs6994@ilovebugs69945 жыл бұрын

    • which one of you is more likely to buy a machete-

      @sam-ws3dp@sam-ws3dp5 жыл бұрын

    • BuzzFeed Unsolved Network I love the show!! Question for post mortem- if you two were in the hot daga, what food would you be?? Love you guys!!

      @WillddKvic@WillddKvic5 жыл бұрын

    • What would your last meal be

      @puppylover-hp8yr@puppylover-hp8yr5 жыл бұрын

    • #RoastMortem Why does Shane looks like one of the boring and nerdy Harvard students from Legally blonde 😂😂

      @apoorvajoshi225@apoorvajoshi2255 жыл бұрын

  • lmaoo Francis straight up said " rip to Athalia, but im different.." then died THE SAME WAY

    @megankron9294@megankron92944 жыл бұрын

    • "but im different" lmaoooo

      @JaviXT@JaviXT4 жыл бұрын

    • i bet francis said 👁👄👁 when she saw a man with a machete walking towards her

      @loveisanopendoor5745@loveisanopendoor57454 жыл бұрын

    • lol that’s why pride is one of the 7 deadly sins

      @mromatic17@mromatic174 жыл бұрын

    • How do you not get seen chopping people, let alone walking with a machete. I got stopped for walking with an axe.. at night...but it's not a suburb it's just the one road...in a rural community in Alaska...when no one is around.. Soo imagine being in a neighborhood wearing a white shirt.. after butchering someone...no one saw? No maids? BS.

      @sabinfigaro7334@sabinfigaro73344 жыл бұрын

    • @@loveisanopendoor5745 how do you say a facial expression

      @amp4105@amp41054 жыл бұрын

  • "Clementine, the bluejay, was never seen again." *A gasp in the audience*

    @RevenantNoxx@RevenantNoxx5 жыл бұрын

    • Pluto *pretends to be shocked*

      @qtsvxga@qtsvxga5 жыл бұрын

    • *surprised pikachu*

      @lily-ne3lb@lily-ne3lb5 жыл бұрын

    • *Cues Dramatic Music*

      @JamesJacksonFilmz@JamesJacksonFilmz5 жыл бұрын

    • The bird did it

      @jitbb8215@jitbb82155 жыл бұрын

    • It does look cute.

      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_5 жыл бұрын

  • Old crimes really be like "It happened in the mayors' office and the only person around was the mayor, but he wouldn't have done it so it's unsolvable."

    @madshadow8586@madshadow85863 жыл бұрын

    • Yep, bunch of dumbasses back then.

      @chrissparks7439@chrissparks74393 жыл бұрын

    • @@chrissparks7439 agreed

      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075@professorbaxtercarelessdre10753 жыл бұрын

    • History is full of dumbasses

      @Kazoo_Itchy@Kazoo_Itchy3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Kazoo_Itchy true lol

      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075@professorbaxtercarelessdre10753 жыл бұрын

    • Trueeeeeeee

      @emmabrandeberry7571@emmabrandeberry75713 жыл бұрын

  • "I CANT THINK WITH ALL THIS EVIDENCE DISTRACTING ME!! Get it out of here!" -Florida cops

    @peps1943@peps19433 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly

      @winecrimesfoodandtime7119@winecrimesfoodandtime71193 жыл бұрын

    • only in Florida

      @Ke0h298@Ke0h298 Жыл бұрын

    • "Now.... Back to my hunch!"

      @jellybeanboy@jellybeanboy Жыл бұрын

    • @@jellybeanboy look for clues, I tell ya, we’ll draw chalk around where the body is, that way we’ll know it was

      @JCMProductions@JCMProductions Жыл бұрын

  • When I lived in Florida someone tried to break into my landlady’s apartment, so she chased him down the street with a machete

    @squigglykinkle805@squigglykinkle8054 жыл бұрын

    • Squiggly Kinkle that’s....terrifying!😨

      @lovestay871@lovestay8714 жыл бұрын

    • Wouldn’t wanna be that person

      @lovestay871@lovestay8714 жыл бұрын

    • I still live in Florida. Lol

      @amewolff3722@amewolff37224 жыл бұрын

    • honestly, I want to reach that level of badass.

      @sweetestaphrodite@sweetestaphrodite4 жыл бұрын

    • nora 노라 yess

      @anicoleww@anicoleww4 жыл бұрын

  • It's always someone innocently walking their dog, hiking, or jogging who find bodies.

    @checkman@checkman4 жыл бұрын

    • crystalheckman this is why I don’t do any of the above

      @briannadenton3879@briannadenton38794 жыл бұрын

    • crystalheckman this is why I don’t leave the house

      @choochoopicklepie@choochoopicklepie4 жыл бұрын

    • Don't excercise a surefire way to hit the suspect list

      @chandlerwaddell8364@chandlerwaddell83644 жыл бұрын

    • @@choochoopicklepie No one's leaving their house now, rn would be the perfect to dump a body if you thing about it

      @oliver4730@oliver47304 жыл бұрын

    • Natalie Johnson don’t give people ideas

      @TheIdiotChihuahua@TheIdiotChihuahua4 жыл бұрын

  • I love how the murder happend on the porch in broad daylight yet the case still remains unsolved

    @Olives23485@Olives234853 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly?

      @winecrimesfoodandtime7119@winecrimesfoodandtime71193 жыл бұрын

    • As a born and raised Floridian, I can say, that seems perfectly logical

      @jordankane554@jordankane5542 жыл бұрын

    • You love how there was a Legitimate Witneas and he said "he seems to be going to the neighbors house... oh well ill just make sure *I don't confirm* he walked into that home" *goes to Wrestle a Gator as a work out and eats a Raw Burmese Python as a post workout meal*

      @johnlouis1416@johnlouis14162 жыл бұрын

    • Florida 😂 I don’t get why Florida is a joke in America 😂

      @jamesswindley9599@jamesswindley95992 жыл бұрын

    • Well it is Florida

      @thebatmanwholaughs7877@thebatmanwholaughs78772 жыл бұрын

  • The thing with Shane's bird is the only time in the whole series I've seen Shane getting riled up by Ryan and not the other way around. Shane doesn't joke around when it comes to his birds.

    @HunterNorth90@HunterNorth903 жыл бұрын

    • Bird people creep me out 😬

      @frostythehoeman6969@frostythehoeman69693 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, but it was his pet. Ryan should have backed down. I can't watch this ep cuz this.

      @DenitaArnold@DenitaArnold3 жыл бұрын

    • @@DenitaArnold really bro it ain’t that deep he was fine afterwards

      @Chi-pv7dk@Chi-pv7dk3 жыл бұрын

    • @@frostythehoeman6969 idk what's so creepy about Bird ppl?

      @multifandombish1855@multifandombish18553 жыл бұрын

    • @@DenitaArnold Snowflake

      @ryanrex5327@ryanrex53273 жыл бұрын

  • "Clementine, the blue jay, was never seen again." That's a little sus. I'm gonna say the bird did it

    @icantthinkofaname1483@icantthinkofaname14835 жыл бұрын

    • Birds are evil

      @loretta5653@loretta56534 жыл бұрын

    • Yes a little tiny Blue Jay lifting a nearly three pound metal object it makes too much sense.

      @adambump5297@adambump52974 жыл бұрын

    • Witchcraft?

      @loretta5653@loretta56534 жыл бұрын

    • Clementine put down the machete

      @darthfred45@darthfred454 жыл бұрын

    • Yea! Birds These Days, Amirite?

      @loretta5653@loretta56534 жыл бұрын

  • Florida: Hose it off Iceland: Solitary confinement The watcher: Hailed

    @minaswife8027@minaswife80275 жыл бұрын

    • ALL HAIL THE WATCHER

      @MABfan11@MABfan115 жыл бұрын

    • Hotel?: Trivago

      @njblackbird3148@njblackbird31485 жыл бұрын

    • Your username is perfection never change it

      @imahallucination4532@imahallucination45325 жыл бұрын

    • ⚪⚫ALL HAIL THE WATCHER⚪⚫

      @kai_the_hyper_glich3034@kai_the_hyper_glich30345 жыл бұрын

    • Hotel: Trivago

      @baksteen99@baksteen995 жыл бұрын

  • francis would be that lady who absolutely refuses to wear a mask

    @mqzd24@mqzd243 жыл бұрын

    • Shes kinda like a Karen lol

      @CC81444@CC814443 жыл бұрын

    • Really, Athalia does as well!! Maybe the murderer had a type?

      @winterkeptuswarm@winterkeptuswarm3 жыл бұрын

    • I can imagine that lol

      @xxsohalalmodexx@xxsohalalmodexx3 жыл бұрын

    • OR MAN

      @abigailmarshall5302@abigailmarshall53023 жыл бұрын

    • A true Karen

      @SlingOrDie@SlingOrDie3 жыл бұрын

  • Shane: * talks about the time he walked into a church and got a nosebleed innocently * Ryan (internally): *_WHeRE's mY HoLY waTER?!?_*

    @AzaStark@AzaStark3 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly what I'm thinking. Shane is a demon. He bled due to being around holy artifacts and prayers.

      @lelouchvibritannia4028@lelouchvibritannia40283 жыл бұрын

    • Even tho he has disrespected so many haunted things, and nothing happened to him. I am starting to think Shane is a demon

      @johnrubin3907@johnrubin39073 жыл бұрын

    • Shane * walks into church. God * give the demon a nose bleed

      @spork9207@spork92073 жыл бұрын

    • More evidence that shane is a demon

      @ollies08@ollies083 жыл бұрын

    • i agree with your pfp picture 🤝

      @AsianSpeciminYT@AsianSpeciminYT2 жыл бұрын

  • Frances: yeahh this place is super safe and I’m gonna PROVE IT! Frances: *gets murdered*

    @EllaIngram@EllaIngram5 жыл бұрын

    • Noice👌

      @Lee-sc6jv@Lee-sc6jv5 жыл бұрын

    • Whole community “slaps face in disappointment”

      @karma_snipeola8883@karma_snipeola88835 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @rebekanickell8451@rebekanickell84515 жыл бұрын

    • That's how Florida works.

      @DaniyalAsifKhan@DaniyalAsifKhan5 жыл бұрын

  • Old lady: I walk outside in the dark every day! It's safe! You won't get killed! Machete killer: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

    @guymanmanguy1601@guymanmanguy16015 жыл бұрын

    • GuyMan ManGuy *whole woman’s life

      @over-simplifiedelectronics25@over-simplifiedelectronics254 жыл бұрын

    • Her walking career?

      @ryanharrington6389@ryanharrington63894 жыл бұрын

    • GuyMan ManGuy wtf!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣💯

      @k.barrow6069@k.barrow60694 жыл бұрын

    • Over-simplified Electronics wrong

      @jhy1473@jhy14734 жыл бұрын

    • End her career.... In about 9 months after, maybe. Lol.

      @kingpanda6585@kingpanda65854 жыл бұрын

  • athalia: **gets murdered** francis: too bad but i’m built different

    @thatsnotamber@thatsnotamber3 жыл бұрын

    • she's not like other girls

      @jana5728@jana57282 жыл бұрын

  • with the clothes found you could find the shoe size, shirt size, a estimate of the wrist size, and experts could estimate how tall they were, if they were more chubby then a normal human, how big their arm was, and other things that could help a lot during a investigation

    @CobraFeather@CobraFeather3 жыл бұрын

    • Notes taken, if doing a crime wear the wrong size lol

      @lisad359@lisad3593 жыл бұрын

    • the clothes would have probably shrunk in the water

      @tunners@tunners2 жыл бұрын

    • @@tunners there would most likely still be some way to identify the size, they probably wouldn't shrink beyond recognition

      @lolarose8973@lolarose89732 жыл бұрын

  • francis really pulled an "im not like other girls" and then got murdered the same way as athalia I CANT

    @chelseav418@chelseav4184 жыл бұрын

    • Well not the exact same lol, Frances got bludgeoned

      @LemonSte@LemonSte3 жыл бұрын

    • i howled do you hear me😭

      @braceface1514@braceface15143 жыл бұрын

    • You can’t what?

      @Iarenormal@Iarenormal3 жыл бұрын

    • Lucas why can’t u breathe I mean like what u said wasn’t funny

      @Iarenormal@Iarenormal3 жыл бұрын

    • Daniel Godoy ok

      @Iarenormal@Iarenormal3 жыл бұрын

  • "If I were Athalia I would simply not be murdered. Rip her but I'm different" -Frances, shortly before being murdered

    @GippyHappy@GippyHappy4 жыл бұрын

    • Frances really said breed: different 😈

      @Yeeishaw@Yeeishaw3 жыл бұрын

    • well not the same way tbh. no machete for francis.

      @Nyrella@Nyrella3 жыл бұрын

    • Not the same way at all. Did you watch the video?

      @agentelvis81@agentelvis813 жыл бұрын

    • Woah cool, same exact comment as the top 2 above you

      @bobina321@bobina3213 жыл бұрын

    • those comments are taking me out 💀💀

      @piadylan1207@piadylan12073 жыл бұрын

  • The fact he was found to be innocent, not just "not guilty" is INCREDIBLY TELLING and tells me there's something missing here. To get a verdict of "innocent", it means you have to have evidence that you did not commit the murder. Period. Not just "there's not enough evidence that he did it" but actual evidence to prove that you did not commit this crime. Like if you had a completely rock solid alibi like you were in another country at the time of the murder. "Innocent" requires evidence that you didn't do it, not just a lack of evidence that you did

    @DismemberedHat@DismemberedHat2 жыл бұрын

    • I think Ryan just misspoke here. I don't think you can be found innocent in a US court, just not guilty. Or a mistrial. You can also have a guilty verdict thrown out.

      @gaaraxnaru@gaaraxnaru Жыл бұрын

    • @@gaaraxnaru technically according to most justice systems you’re innocent until proven guilty, meaning anyone not found guilty is, in the law’s eyes, innocent

      @emilybarclay8831@emilybarclay8831 Жыл бұрын

    • @@emilybarclay8831 Technically, no. Most lawyers will tell you that there is a difference between being found "not guilty" and being "innocent". There's a reason why the term "innocent" isn't used in court sentebcing/verdicts. Outside of exonerations, I believe.

      @gaaraxnaru@gaaraxnaru Жыл бұрын

    • @@gaaraxnaru Exactly - a good way to think about it is: innocent until found guilty or not guilty.

      @Nonameforyoudangit@Nonameforyoudangit Жыл бұрын

    • @@Nonameforyoudangit Exactly.

      @gaaraxnaru@gaaraxnaru Жыл бұрын

  • Ryan connecting the dots to Shane being a demon and Shane just keeps incriminating himself, not noticing how sus he sounds. Love it.

    @alexjourney7705@alexjourney77052 жыл бұрын

  • shane: i got a nosebleed in a church once ryan: 👁👄👁

    @veryvanii@veryvanii4 жыл бұрын

    • theMVAMP *DEMON*

      @ohno7044@ohno70444 жыл бұрын

    • owo

      @sandvichtsar3695@sandvichtsar36954 жыл бұрын

    • lol 😂🤣

      @jessicasammons4758@jessicasammons47584 жыл бұрын

    • This could be about Shane Dawson and Ryan Adams and would make just as much sense.

      @pearornopear@pearornopear4 жыл бұрын

    • Fandom: Coincidence? I think not!

      @huhthatsinteresting1644@huhthatsinteresting16444 жыл бұрын

  • hosing down the blood reminds me of a john mulaney bit about crime in the 1930s: “detective, we found a pool of the killer’s blood” “hmm... gross. mop it up! now back to my hunch”

    @natelwood7606@natelwood76065 жыл бұрын

    • nathalie elwood random, but you are so pretty 🙃

      @sadiejones7763@sadiejones77635 жыл бұрын

    • bro i had the same thought

      @snowybookwyrm@snowybookwyrm5 жыл бұрын

    • I thought the same thing I just couldn’t remember it was from a mulaney sketch

      @lilyl.6715@lilyl.67155 жыл бұрын

    • Yes because a girl gives another girl a compliment ?? Really

      @sadiejones7763@sadiejones77635 жыл бұрын

    • Yes how being goofy? And wait what? I didn’t like it lol

      @sadiejones7763@sadiejones77635 жыл бұрын

  • Defense attorney: “Isn’t it a fact that you were looking for a spot where nobody could see you put that stuff in the swamp?” Dewey Lee: No. No it isn’t. What kind of question is that?

    @kingofgamesandanime1683@kingofgamesandanime16833 жыл бұрын

  • When Shane told Ryan about his nosebleed story, Ryan in his head be like “that’s a demon there”

    @minutedetails7696@minutedetails76963 жыл бұрын

    • he is indeed one 😩🖐

      @thatindie_doll604@thatindie_doll6042 жыл бұрын

  • Lol the hose the blood away thing reminds me of that John Mulaney joke _"we found a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway"_ _"hmm gross, mop it up"_

    @briannahenderson2421@briannahenderson24215 жыл бұрын

    • Now, back to my hunch!

      @leslielemerond5766@leslielemerond57665 жыл бұрын

    • It’s like the criminals dressed up to rob the bank.

      @arigat-o9670@arigat-o96705 жыл бұрын

    • @@arigat-o9670 its like they were going to church in atlanta

      @hexcetera@hexcetera5 жыл бұрын

    • Maryjane D. It’s like they made a day of it!

      @camrynpetti9128@camrynpetti91285 жыл бұрын

    • we'll draw chalk around where the body is, so we'll know where it was

      @citrusghost4536@citrusghost45365 жыл бұрын

  • "Detective, we found a pool of the killer's blood in that hallway." "Hmmm, gross. Mop it up. Now, back to my hunch."

    @ronnnaway@ronnnaway4 жыл бұрын

    • Lunch**

      @uaintrecognizemehoe8128@uaintrecognizemehoe81284 жыл бұрын

    • Stolen

      @corvohh@corvohh4 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't realize before posting this that someone else already did

      @ronnnaway@ronnnaway4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ronnnaway yall just happen to have the same comment

      @corvohh@corvohh4 жыл бұрын

    • *STOLEN COMMENT!!!* original one has 3.8k plus likes somewhere around there

      @xXxGordO241xXx@xXxGordO241xXx4 жыл бұрын

  • * watches a show called unsolved * * gets mad when they don’t solve it *

    @fourleafclover8519@fourleafclover85193 жыл бұрын

    • frrr 😭✋🏽

      @claireallen-qd9bb@claireallen-qd9bbАй бұрын

    • I like how, since the years have passed, some *did* get solved tho

      @claireallen-qd9bb@claireallen-qd9bbАй бұрын

  • “SIR WE FOUND A POOL OF THE VICTIM’S BLOOD IN THE YARD” “HM GROSS! MOP IT UP. NOW BACK TO MY HUNCH”

    @solflorspaceman@solflorspaceman3 жыл бұрын

    • I know! We'll draw chalk around the body. That way we'll know where it was.

      @winsuma8253@winsuma82533 жыл бұрын

    • @@winsuma8253 "Ew no, that's gross"

      @chrissparks7439@chrissparks74393 жыл бұрын

    • @@chrissparks7439 then that same cop probably proceeded to burp and fart constantly and just be generally gross

      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075@professorbaxtercarelessdre10753 жыл бұрын

    • Wait what is this from? It sounds familiar but I can’t remember where I heard it 😩

      @natalierivera8421@natalierivera842110 ай бұрын

    • @@natalierivera8421 John Mulaney!

      @solflorspaceman@solflorspaceman10 ай бұрын

  • Frances: Im gonna prove that this place is safe by walking alone in the dark ! murderer : am I a joke to you ?

    @Lucy-er3se@Lucy-er3se5 жыл бұрын

    • i mean it was 9 months later so...

      @razkable@razkable5 жыл бұрын

    • Dude if that’s ur pfp u are fine as hell

      @babyvia6712@babyvia67125 жыл бұрын

    • @@babyvia6712 aww that's sweet thanks

      @Lucy-er3se@Lucy-er3se5 жыл бұрын

    • Olivia Eyes What a mood

      @Emma-up9zr@Emma-up9zr5 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAO 😭💀

      @HezeJunior@HezeJunior5 жыл бұрын

  • Before I even clicked the video, seeing the name Florida in the title and as a floridian myself, I sighed deeply and said to myself ”what is it this time”

    @malixnant@malixnant5 жыл бұрын

    • iilucydacat ;P we as Floridians have such a bad rep 😪

      @destinyMila013@destinyMila0135 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAOO

      @cylaura@cylaura5 жыл бұрын

    • Same girl same

      @katroberts7995@katroberts79955 жыл бұрын

    • iilucydacat ;P SAMEEE

      @FabeyUlous@FabeyUlous5 жыл бұрын

    • iilucydacat ;P LMAO

      @caspertheghost8822@caspertheghost88225 жыл бұрын

  • I like how Shane's nose bled when he crossed the church's threshold, it just confirms that he's the final boss and the reason why ghosts won't appear with the both of them in the same room

    @gemlee5007@gemlee50073 жыл бұрын

  • Francis: I'm simply built different Killer: I'm about to end this woman's whole life

    @anikalra1427@anikalra14273 жыл бұрын

  • It’s wild that most of these stories remaining unsolved are just a result of really shoddy police work.

    @Catbaroncafe@Catbaroncafe5 жыл бұрын

    • Or conspiracies (eg. people or towns working to cover evidence up or frame others).

      @yourworstnightmare6003@yourworstnightmare60035 жыл бұрын

    • This particular case seems intentionally shoddy.

      @TheresaGreenwald@TheresaGreenwald5 жыл бұрын

    • @@yourworstnightmare6003 LMAO I was about to say cover up and conspiracy but you beat me to it.

      @MagisterialVoyager@MagisterialVoyager5 жыл бұрын

    • *_shoddy_*

      @rhian4876@rhian48765 жыл бұрын

    • Janee Doe like the McElroy murder

      @kumikamii@kumikamii5 жыл бұрын

  • Cops in Reykjavik: Put em in solitary confinement. Cops in Florida: HOSE DOWN THE EVIDENCE

    @galadrielpokracki8153@galadrielpokracki81535 жыл бұрын

    • @Sheng Lazarte 100% agreed!

      @irenatheginger2491@irenatheginger24915 жыл бұрын

  • A "sharp-tongued, aggressive woman" whose name means "wholesome or healing." I'm not going to say her parents jinxed her, but her parents totally jinxed her.

    @WeGoblinFolk@WeGoblinFolk3 жыл бұрын

  • "Only if I have some facts behind them," Ryan, didn't you introduce the idea of alien abduction in the Gloria Ramirez case?

    @lemonarsenic6063@lemonarsenic60632 жыл бұрын

  • Shane: “I got a nosebleed in church once” Ryan: “Next time on Buzzed Unsolved”

    @lethalleithan8523@lethalleithan85235 жыл бұрын

    • Lol I've gotten a nosebleed in church too. And i also started getting a fever too lmao

      @tiffanycalhoun9993@tiffanycalhoun99935 жыл бұрын

    • That's an episode for Unsolved Supernatural 😂

      @ia490@ia4905 жыл бұрын

    • ai big fax lol

      @lethalleithan8523@lethalleithan85235 жыл бұрын

    • **demon Shane theorists screaming in the distance**

      @gretablackwell495@gretablackwell4955 жыл бұрын

    • Khadijah I had a friend that, 3 times, had to leave the church because he would get sick, throw up and pass out during mass.

      @itzame_ari@itzame_ari5 жыл бұрын

  • Next episode: The Suspicious Death and Disappearance of Shane's Parrot

    @yeahokaysurethatsalright@yeahokaysurethatsalright5 жыл бұрын

    • Brock Obama YES

      @cassiess@cassiess5 жыл бұрын

    • I had the same idea

      @Boy-fv6rm@Boy-fv6rm5 жыл бұрын

    • For huge unsolved fans, a bit of trivia.... what was Shane’s parrots name??? I have no idea. And no prizes, sorry! 😐 Deborah WINGer? Precious McFeathers? #postmortem Shane what was your parrots name? Was it Wheezy?

      @drmantistobboggangonzodr3961@drmantistobboggangonzodr39615 жыл бұрын

    • @@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961 It was Paco.

      @kenna163@kenna1635 жыл бұрын

  • Shane is 100% a demon, nosebleed in church? No way he’s not.

    @biblicallyaccuratesandwich@biblicallyaccuratesandwich3 жыл бұрын

  • Frances be like: "Athalia died? Oh, RIP! Anyways, it's literally so safe here.." *ends up getting murdered the same way*

    @koetheh0363@koetheh03633 жыл бұрын

  • the look ryan got on his face in the immediate instant after realizing shane got a nosebleed in church was "wait, demon?"

    @ranchdip8779@ranchdip87795 жыл бұрын

    • It went from 0-100 Unsolved Supernatural that quickly.

      @black-op345gaming5@black-op345gaming55 жыл бұрын

    • demön?? demön

      @coolmoth3771@coolmoth37714 жыл бұрын

    • Cool Moth Hey there demons it’s me ya boi.

      @black-op345gaming5@black-op345gaming54 жыл бұрын

    • his eyes lmao

      @SieMiezekatze@SieMiezekatze4 жыл бұрын

    • ranch dip Call Sam and Dean

      @hellogorls5794@hellogorls57944 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Ryan looks at the camera when Shane talks about his bloody nose and knows *_knows_* EXACTLY what the audience will think about that XD

    @AlashiaTuol@AlashiaTuol4 жыл бұрын

    • But what would we think??

      @amoebasunflowers@amoebasunflowers4 жыл бұрын

    • @@amoebasunflowers *laughs in conspiracy*

      @yazz5747@yazz57474 жыл бұрын

    • @@amoebasunflowers That Shane is a demon! Trying desperately to get us to not believe in demons!

      @CottonCandySharks@CottonCandySharks4 жыл бұрын

    • Cotton Candy Sharks XDDD YEP!! No wonder why demons and ghost never show up. Shane is too strong.

      @peachbunni3@peachbunni34 жыл бұрын

    • @@peachbunni3 absolute best fan theory! XD

      @CottonCandySharks@CottonCandySharks4 жыл бұрын

  • Trail of blood leading to his house, hates the neighbor, his shirt and watch are found with the murder weapon. Witness: "Mr. Standford's beating ___" What more do you need? I guess nobody did it huh. Amazing.

    @bryant7542@bryant75423 жыл бұрын

  • “A pool of blood?? Gross! Mop it up.” Big John Mulaney vibes

    @Emmad172@Emmad1723 жыл бұрын

  • Florida: Hose it Iceland: solitary confinement Hotel: trivago

    @andersont821@andersont8215 жыл бұрын

    • I hope people get this lol

      @alkaz3608@alkaz36085 жыл бұрын

    • Priest: machete pointer Mr. Stanford: hitting Ms. Ponsell

      @loxelotus@loxelotus5 жыл бұрын

    • Yee: Haw

      @haleighgates468@haleighgates4685 жыл бұрын

  • "On our ongoing investigation into why Florida is the way it is" actually made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath 🤣🤣

    @contentcop@contentcop3 жыл бұрын

  • My AirPods disconnected in the car at full volume and it said “Your going to kill me with a machete”

    @nothingbutfun5654@nothingbutfun5654 Жыл бұрын

  • ryan heard all the complaints about his messy hair and decided to go full cockatoo... really paying his respects to shane's bird i guess #roastmortem

    @shadi2055@shadi20555 жыл бұрын

    • If this doesn't get in, I'mma be disappointed

      @aaryadevnani@aaryadevnani5 жыл бұрын

    • This better get in

      @clea8383@clea83835 жыл бұрын

    • Thais should get in

      @yuh5470@yuh54705 жыл бұрын

    • Imma throw a fit if this doesn't get in

      @osayialeopinion9028@osayialeopinion90285 жыл бұрын

  • “DETECTIVE! We found a pool of the killers blood in the hallway!” “Hmmm... gross! Mop it up!”

    @lyb927@lyb9274 жыл бұрын

    • J Biggs JOHN MULANEY😍❤️

      @alicelortie9684@alicelortie96844 жыл бұрын

    • Now... back to my hunch...

      @LonelyMarshtomp@LonelyMarshtomp3 жыл бұрын

    • I know, we’ll draw chalk around the body... that way we’ll know where it was...

      @avapauli2219@avapauli22193 жыл бұрын

    • *Ok lets wrap this up were done here bois another day of hard police work*

      @TheFagerlund@TheFagerlund3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheFagerlund lez go get ourselves some well earned doughnuts, lads, we’ve done enough for today

      @NoorAlam-tj4mn@NoorAlam-tj4mn3 жыл бұрын

  • I would like to also comment that no one in town like Mrs. Athalia. She was described as a mean and spiteful older lady who would do all kinds of things to people to get her way. That’s why no one really cared about justice or her actual murder. Hope this lead to some insight!!!

    @cantstoptheflow@cantstoptheflow Жыл бұрын

  • Francis:im not like other Girls Killer:LMAO no❤️

    @kokidos5700@kokidos57003 жыл бұрын

    • Oh god the killer's a 14 year old white girl! It's worse than we ever thought possible!

      @heatherperleberg7816@heatherperleberg78162 жыл бұрын

  • so what i’ve learned from BFU is that everyone in florida has a machete and everyone in New Orleans has an axe

    @bun872@bun8725 жыл бұрын

    • I'm from Louisiana, its more like everyone in New Orleans has a gun lol

      @taylorlandry4333@taylorlandry43335 жыл бұрын

    • As a Floridian i can confirm we all have machetes

      @karinay6774@karinay67745 жыл бұрын

    • I disagree with this statement. I am from Florida and no one in my family nor my fiancé’s family owns a machete. Not sure about the New Orleans thing though.

      @MedinafamilyVlogs@MedinafamilyVlogs5 жыл бұрын

    • @@taylorlandry4333 back then

      @bananaboat5031@bananaboat50315 жыл бұрын

    • I have an axe but no machete. I am from New Jersey.

      @loretta5653@loretta56534 жыл бұрын

  • "Florida man kills pet bird, then decapitates the owner for good measure" #postmortem #foodforthought

    @micaelalerouxburch6947@micaelalerouxburch69475 жыл бұрын

    • Micaela Leroux Burch that’s probably it lol

      @glitterpenguines123@glitterpenguines1235 жыл бұрын

  • They absolutely caught me with the husband theory. I thought "Wow, really convenient that this guy happens to have a machete in his car"... And then everyone has one. Welcome to Florida! 😅

    @renip8605@renip86053 жыл бұрын

  • 9:32 Ryan, i think you meant Florida "flora". I highly doubt the residents of St. Augustine were fighting alligators with machetes'

    @CerealOverlord@CerealOverlord3 жыл бұрын

    • Idk, this is Florida we're talking about...

      @claytone.9706@claytone.9706 Жыл бұрын

  • *Innocent woman gets butchered* - Oh no *Clementine flies away* - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @Lollemaster@Lollemaster5 жыл бұрын

    • Clementine was probably like ab god damn time someone did it

      @heavengarcia7112@heavengarcia71125 жыл бұрын

    • Right not clementine

      @AikiraBeats@AikiraBeats5 жыл бұрын

  • Old lady: this is the safest place ... I walk in the dark all the time Killer: hold my machete

    @dee3412@dee34124 жыл бұрын

    • Killer: With your stomach. H e r e y o u g o ! Okay now hold this fire.

      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967@cedartheyeah.justyeah.39674 жыл бұрын

    • or more like "give me my machete" haha

      @Annie-hb8ob@Annie-hb8ob4 жыл бұрын

    • Killer: Hold my machete, no wait, give it back I need that

      @janiemtz@janiemtz4 жыл бұрын

    • ME: HOLD MY MACHETE how is he gonna kill them My friend: with his fist duh

      @mustafamunir9801@mustafamunir98014 жыл бұрын

    • Killer: Actually no I need it for something.

      @majcry4188@majcry41884 жыл бұрын

  • The real question is.... *What the f are people doing going around pouring sugar in their neighbor's Cadillac's gas tanks?*

    @hf4189@hf41893 жыл бұрын

    • Apparently even back in the seventies, Floridians were petty enough for this for this kind of thing to be common, or at least believable. Whether this guy Stanford specifically did it or not is unclear

      @skygardener7849@skygardener78493 жыл бұрын

  • The reason why Florida seems to be filled with crazy people is because of its open record policy. I don't remember what is actually called. Also, your state could be just as crazy.

    @lupusetmatrem7078@lupusetmatrem70783 жыл бұрын

    • Freedom of information, you're so right.

      @heidifredricks8641@heidifredricks86413 жыл бұрын

  • #roastmortem killers should really consider not killing in February, Ryan is struggling

    @jessiemay285@jessiemay2855 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @jad_23@jad_235 жыл бұрын

    • Right! Everyone who murders please do so in June. It’s easy to pronounce

      @AKayfabe@AKayfabe5 жыл бұрын

    • if this comment isn't a part of the roastmortem part of next weeks post mortem what's the point

      @hwafans@hwafans5 жыл бұрын

    • @@hwafans ikr😂

      @jad_23@jad_235 жыл бұрын

    • This is one of the best roasts I've seen.

      @oneslikeme@oneslikeme5 жыл бұрын

  • Police officer: Hey, there's a pool of the killers blood out here. Detective: Hmm...gross! Clean that up.

    @maevefitzgerald3084@maevefitzgerald30845 жыл бұрын

    • Is that a John Mulaney reference I see

      @ajarofleeches9969@ajarofleeches99695 жыл бұрын

    • @@ajarofleeches9969 Now then, back to my hunch...

      @maevefitzgerald3084@maevefitzgerald30845 жыл бұрын

    • UNDER RATED COMMENT

      @probablypossessed2075@probablypossessed20755 жыл бұрын

    • Just what i was thinking TBH

      @ThePokeNote@ThePokeNote5 жыл бұрын

    • We'll draw chalk around where the body is that way we'll know where it was

      @samanthavialpando4050@samanthavialpando40505 жыл бұрын

  • Ryan: Maybe rumors that AREN’T rumors, like you eating that bird! Shane: :| Ryan: :D

    @JonahMcD@JonahMcD2 жыл бұрын

  • "Somebody clean this crime scene up so I can start investigating this crime scene"- St Augustine police

    @ksav4330@ksav43303 жыл бұрын

  • When I was 18 our cat died while my mom was overseas on a business trip. She was so distraught she cried on the phone with me for 2 hours. In those two hours she asked us to please wait until she got home in 10 days to bury the cat. It was June. I said, "Mom, she's going to start to smell..." And my mom said, through her tears, "Can't you just put her in the fridge?" So Shane, you are not alone. May your frozen Parrot rest in peace.

    @b.g.6696@b.g.66964 жыл бұрын

    • frozen catsicle,,,

      @yeeyeecowboy8778@yeeyeecowboy87783 жыл бұрын

    • Weird flex but ok

      @peps1943@peps19433 жыл бұрын

    • I'm sorry about your cat

      @iaminpainauchocolat9300@iaminpainauchocolat93003 жыл бұрын

    • Same but with my lizard & it was only for like half a day until I got home from school. RIP Rocky.

      @alloriavarner8304@alloriavarner83043 жыл бұрын

    • @@alloriavarner8304 rip rocky :(

      @b.g.6696@b.g.66963 жыл бұрын

  • it was clearly Clementine. she wanted to fly, not walk.

    @Kate-eo8vh@Kate-eo8vh5 жыл бұрын

    • Kate Differ omfg 😭😂

      @hailleylikestoread@hailleylikestoread5 жыл бұрын

    • Kate Differ genius lmao 😂

      @kurapikaisnowdrowning4392@kurapikaisnowdrowning43925 жыл бұрын

    • #freeClementine #Clementinenotguilty

      @enacrt@enacrt5 жыл бұрын

    • Nobel prize nominee

      @rebekahrobbins7677@rebekahrobbins76775 жыл бұрын

    • Omg yes! #freeClementine

      @tommaso1624@tommaso16245 жыл бұрын

  • In a trial, you are not declared “innocent”. You are declared “not guilty”. It’s an important distinction.

    @danischmoyer6495@danischmoyer64952 жыл бұрын

  • 17:03 the exact moment Ryan realized that Shane just might be a demon

    @idontevenknow628@idontevenknow6283 жыл бұрын

  • "DETECTIVE! We found the killers blood in that hall!" "Hmmm, gross! Mop it up! Back to my hunch!"

    @motherlizzy4740@motherlizzy47405 жыл бұрын

    • Yeeeeesss I thought about the same thing 😂

      @blakeblack5647@blakeblack56475 жыл бұрын

    • Should I be upset or happy with myself for knowing where this is from?

      @laysagna4909@laysagna49095 жыл бұрын

    • Laysagna definitely happy 😂

      @elizabethdesruisseau7826@elizabethdesruisseau78264 жыл бұрын

    • I had the same exact thought through this whole episode

      @lulava9613@lulava96134 жыл бұрын

    • YES

      @samk5760@samk57604 жыл бұрын

  • Ryan: I don’t jump to theories Also Ryan: Idk it was probably aliens

    @rachelanne7945@rachelanne79455 жыл бұрын

    • Guys please make a video on princess diana.

      @prathamesh245@prathamesh2455 жыл бұрын

    • ryan also mocked the big about them using hypnosis when in any other case hed geniunely take it

      @nikkovalidor4890@nikkovalidor48905 жыл бұрын

    • The Gloria Ramirez case theories in the end was exactly this 😂

      @ahmedrizwan7235@ahmedrizwan72352 жыл бұрын

  • Poor Clementine, I hope Clementine lived a full happy life.

    @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff93763 жыл бұрын

  • Disgruntled neighbours actually kill neighbours they've continually fought with quite often. Definitely not something that's unheard of

    @chrisgraham2327@chrisgraham23272 жыл бұрын

  • Nosebleed starting immediately upon entering holy ground. Shane = Demon. Confirmed.

    @snorsaxattacks@snorsaxattacks4 жыл бұрын

    • At that moment he knew, Shane at 9 years old knew, he have demon blood in him

      @zero_s@zero_s4 жыл бұрын

    • That’s why he denies the existence of demons and isn’t scared by ghosts because he knows he’s the true demon and trying to throw people off the scent

      @awooga2846@awooga28464 жыл бұрын

    • That happened to my sister

      @craftylad2872@craftylad28724 жыл бұрын

    • 16:48 Ryan posits; Shane confirms.

      @taeaortkc9885@taeaortkc98854 жыл бұрын

    • AS SOON AS I HEARD HIM SAY THAT I checked the comments LMAOOOOO I knew someone noticed it too😂

      @appleuwumer@appleuwumer4 жыл бұрын

  • How about a solved series and shane attempts to guess which theories were correct.

    @12345sincara@12345sincara5 жыл бұрын

    • :o Yes!

      @tehribbons1192@tehribbons11925 жыл бұрын

    • This would be awesome!!

      @deannabowden9324@deannabowden93245 жыл бұрын

    • There are no “correct” theories because they are...just theories..

      @blackswanvante@blackswanvante5 жыл бұрын

    • Øh Ms. Believer there would be a correct theory in solved cases tho because they have been solved lol

      @jasmineshaw7483@jasmineshaw74835 жыл бұрын

    • That would be so fun to watch

      @Midnightisnttryingyt@Midnightisnttryingyt5 жыл бұрын

  • I still think of what happened to Clementine. Poor bird.

    @RanDeligero@RanDeligero3 жыл бұрын

  • “I don’t think that’s enough of a push” People in line for the Popeyes chicken sandwich in 2019 stabbing eachother: am I a joke to you?

    @matthewelvis5221@matthewelvis52212 жыл бұрын

  • what this video should be about: -An actress being murdered in Florida- what it’s really about: *_Roasting Florida for being weird af_*

    @g0thb4b3@g0thb4b35 жыл бұрын

    • Mai Quartiaz bruh I’m from South Florida and there’s no swamp and barely any gators

      @thomastv8663@thomastv86635 жыл бұрын

    • @@thomastv8663 r/NobodyAsked

      @user-lf6dn2jp2y@user-lf6dn2jp2y5 жыл бұрын

    • N damn I’m just tryna defend my state 😢

      @thomastv8663@thomastv86635 жыл бұрын

    • @@thomastv8663 For what it's worth I think Florida is pretty dope. I love alligators, burmese pythons and meth. Jk, just the gators and pythons. Also, the weather is usually pretty sweet.

      @ricksanchez1149@ricksanchez11495 жыл бұрын

  • "Clementine, the Blue Jay, was never seen again." THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE

    @veronicalarr7681@veronicalarr76814 жыл бұрын

    • I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE BOURGEOISIE

      @Xjebin@Xjebin4 жыл бұрын

    • BIRDS ARENT REAL

      @amandarakestraw2915@amandarakestraw29154 жыл бұрын

    • THE BIRDS ARE ACTUALLY ROBOTS

      @Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat4 жыл бұрын

    • BIRDS ARE TRULY DINOSAURS

      @khakipant2164@khakipant21644 жыл бұрын

    • aaron4094 _ how the heck do you pronounce it

      @tanyafullerton8168@tanyafullerton81684 жыл бұрын

  • Shane: *talks openly about the time he walked into church and got a nosebleed* My brain: The mystery of whether Shane is a demon or not will remain, unsolved.

    @sn0wbunny6@sn0wbunny63 жыл бұрын

  • 4:26 to quote John Mulany "Officer, we found a big pool of the killer's blood at the scene of the crime!" "Gross, mop it up!"

    @toffeeofthesnails@toffeeofthesnails7 күн бұрын

  • "did you ever think about killing your neighbor?" "yeah when he didnt give me limes!" go off ryan

    @orionrae3994@orionrae39945 жыл бұрын

    • Cheyenne Rae “yea he was one cup short when i asked for sugar”

      @bexo7406@bexo74065 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah Ryan can't say I blame you there. It's over your property line, you're entitled to those damn limes!

      @suzanneh975@suzanneh9755 жыл бұрын

  • Cop: Detective! We found a pool of the victim’s blood on that side of the house! Detective: Hmm... Gross! Hose it off!

    @kimberlyscott6622@kimberlyscott66225 жыл бұрын

    • Hmm... Now... Back to my hunch! Excellent reference.

      @roxasthegreek@roxasthegreek5 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao was looking for this comment.

      @xxsummerew@xxsummerew5 жыл бұрын

    • We’ll draw chalk around the body. That way, we’ll know where it was…

      @AnnoyingAsianWitch@AnnoyingAsianWitch5 жыл бұрын

    • This is an excellent reference and an underrated comment 😂😂😂

      @the-holly-blue8411@the-holly-blue84115 жыл бұрын

    • It is Florida

      @JamesJacksonFilmz@JamesJacksonFilmz5 жыл бұрын

  • The 1940s to 70s where rough, there were so many gruesome murders

    @tillyandrew5367@tillyandrew53673 жыл бұрын

    • Seems so

      @winecrimesfoodandtime7119@winecrimesfoodandtime71193 жыл бұрын

  • I like the idea that in between takes, Ryan asked Shane about the parrot bit and if it was too far and Shane went “no no it was really great” but as soon as they started shooting again he regained that murderous look in his eyes

    @bekind3340@bekind33402 жыл бұрын

  • This makes me think of John Mulaney... "Chief, there's a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway!" "Hmm, gross! Get rid of it!"

    @DancingCacti@DancingCacti5 жыл бұрын

    • DancingCacti I love that joke so much!!

      @noelburton4143@noelburton41435 жыл бұрын

  • The reason on why they uploaded late will remain..... UNSOLVED!!!!

    @rangikuraperawiti6409@rangikuraperawiti64095 жыл бұрын

    • I think it’s like 6 pm for them, so it’s not tHaT late

      @arizmack6341@arizmack63415 жыл бұрын

    • Theres only one logical answer. ITS THE WATCHER BABY.

      @adams_writings5995@adams_writings59955 жыл бұрын

    • •{Arizmack}• its actually 9:35

      @theulimategame5555@theulimategame55555 жыл бұрын

    • theulimategame555 it’s 6:35 pm in California 😉

      @haleymarie16@haleymarie165 жыл бұрын

    • @@haleymarie16 6:48 in arizona

      @chancho7486@chancho74865 жыл бұрын

  • St. Augustine is a weird place to live. In 1979 you couldn't even purchase baby cribs, at the local K-Mart store. Gifts for like a Baby shower but nothing like cribs, bottles, diapers, etc. You had to go to Jacksonville to purchase them at the time. Those that lived there at the time were not friendly at all. It was the only place in Florida I hated living in. And I had lived in Florida since 1965 until 2008 off and on. My three daughters were born in Florida. But living in St. Augustine was AWEFUL to say the least.

    @Nana-vi4rd@Nana-vi4rd Жыл бұрын

  • Ryan and Shane can never get their dreams of having haters. They are too lovable

    @Lunch_Meat@Lunch_Meat2 жыл бұрын

  • i still really wish they did a series for solved murders.... i wanna finally not be confused for once

    @jasmine-ob1io@jasmine-ob1io5 жыл бұрын

    • It wouldn't be called Buzzfeed Unsolved or The Unsolved Network if they covered solved cases.

      @popcornplease8359@popcornplease83595 жыл бұрын

    • watch other true crime channels, i really like Eleanor Neale!

      @zoieuwu33@zoieuwu335 жыл бұрын

    • Then I doubt that channel would have ever got this big & popular...

      @KennyMcCormick99@KennyMcCormick995 жыл бұрын

    • Damien X Check true crime channels if you think solved mysteries aren’t successful on yt

      @alterego6719@alterego67195 жыл бұрын

    • jasmine ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ (ᵔᴥᵔ)

      @Elijah505@Elijah5055 жыл бұрын

  • “the lady that exploded in her living room” “i LOVED that lady” edit: i had no idea anyone saw this for ages lmao but the episode this is from is ‘the spontaneous human combustion of mary resser’

    @abigailwilliamson4688@abigailwilliamson46885 жыл бұрын

    • I can't remember, which episode was this?

      @katialowtas3680@katialowtas36805 жыл бұрын

    • @@katialowtas3680 the spontaneous combustion I think

      @booplesnootbunny@booplesnootbunny5 жыл бұрын

    • I read this comment the exact same time they said it lol

      @raesalwayssober9078@raesalwayssober90785 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @Millie-fs5ew@Millie-fs5ew5 жыл бұрын

    • Katia Lowtas The Spontaneous Human Combustion Of Mary Reeser 💗

      @charlotte822@charlotte8225 жыл бұрын

  • Feels like two different murderers to me. A crime of passion, followed by a Copycat who hoped it would be looped into Athalias murder.

    @makennayork6047@makennayork60473 жыл бұрын

  • If Stanford really were embezzling, that could have added more fuel to his rage fire. The husband is also iffy, but seems more likely to have been the neighbor.

    @jediping@jediping2 жыл бұрын

  • 16:38 Nosebleed in a church. Shane is actually a demon, confirmed.

    @loganc.2824@loganc.28245 жыл бұрын

    • No wonder he's never scared of ghosts/demons, he is a demonic entity himself!

      @s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl@s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl5 жыл бұрын

    • This will be a great clip for the demon Shane madej compilations

      @catbat367@catbat3675 жыл бұрын

    • hahahaha

      @Badchicken06@Badchicken065 жыл бұрын

    • 100%

      @IonIsFalling7217@IonIsFalling72175 жыл бұрын

    • That would be the worst place because they would probably chuck a bible at you

      @antbeejacka1480@antbeejacka14805 жыл бұрын

  • „I don‘t have any clothes covered in blood“ Laughs in female

    @lillyalexa6560@lillyalexa65604 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed way harder than I should have at this!!

      @awal4896@awal48964 жыл бұрын

    • @@awal4896 I dont get it? Explain plz?

      @lindanicolausson6148@lindanicolausson61484 жыл бұрын

    • Linda Nicolausson because of period blood

      @awal4896@awal48964 жыл бұрын

    • right? i have so many blood stained clothes, my wardrobe definitely looks like I kill people. Like I kill people wearing only underwear, but still.

      @dancinggouine9909@dancinggouine99094 жыл бұрын

    • @@dancinggouine9909 "The Florida Panties Killer is Still At Large"

      @thegrayyernaut@thegrayyernaut4 жыл бұрын

  • As someone who's interacted with Florida police, I'm not surprised this went unsolved. Sometimes they don't really try too hard

    @juliamiller2523@juliamiller25233 жыл бұрын

  • A Floridaman drinking budlite:yeah this is just another average day

    @liafitriapurnamawati2432@liafitriapurnamawati24323 жыл бұрын

  • _Walking your bird in Florida is so unusual_ *continues to walk down the street with an aligator*

    @teogrunhut8764@teogrunhut87645 жыл бұрын

    • *_Florida Man_*

      @fishsauce617@fishsauce6175 жыл бұрын

    • 1000 subscribers without a single video challenge somebody walked a rattle snake in my town once. On a leash. I live in Iowa, it not supposed to be a crazy state but

      @noellefritz5678@noellefritz56785 жыл бұрын

    • @@noellefritz5678 🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔

      @teogrunhut8764@teogrunhut87645 жыл бұрын

    • @@noellefritz5678 try walking 2 horny alligators then you'll understand what crazy is.

      @mrprimor227@mrprimor2275 жыл бұрын

    • No no I’ve seen a guy walking a duck🤦‍♂️

      @iitzdev7481@iitzdev74815 жыл бұрын

  • can’t sell your house as a real estate agent? All Hail The Watcher

    @harrysb3002@harrysb30024 жыл бұрын

    • Your neighbor won’t let you have any of his limes? All hail The Watcher

      @clarissarojas7959@clarissarojas79593 жыл бұрын

    • Nose bleed when you enter a church? All hail The Watcher

      @greek8045@greek80453 жыл бұрын

    • Get murdered with a machete? All Hail The Watcher

      @rylliewyllie@rylliewyllie3 жыл бұрын

    • Your murder case is still unsolved? All hail the watcher

      @hadiyapinky9091@hadiyapinky90913 жыл бұрын

    • you have no clue why your even reading these replies where people are just repeating “all hail the watcher”? *all hail the watcher*

      @riatortilla9906@riatortilla99063 жыл бұрын

  • His name on the bloody clothes cops:Nope can’t be him!

    @emmabrandeberry7571@emmabrandeberry75713 жыл бұрын

  • my girl francis really said: i’m different 😈🥶 *gets killed while walking* francis: oh

    @danaok8048@danaok80483 жыл бұрын
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