The most brutal exchange between the British and Italians since WW2.
@TheHumbleGamer20144 жыл бұрын
The Humble Gamer nah the italians were not brutal in ww2 lmao
@bk2active3 жыл бұрын
@@bk2active From Wiki, II Battle of El Alamein: The 7th Armoured Division was held up by the Ariete Armoured Division, which was destroyed conducting a determined resistance.[107] In his diary, Rommel wrote Enormous dust-clouds could be seen south and south-east of headquarters [of the DAK], where the desperate struggle of the small and inefficient Italian tanks of XX Corps was being played out against the hundred or so British heavy tanks which had come round their open right flank. I was later told by Major von Luck, whose battalion I had sent to close the gap between the Italians and the Afrika Korps, that the Italians, who at that time represented our strongest motorised force, fought with exemplary courage. Tank after tank split asunder or burned out, while all the time a tremendous British barrage lay over the Italian infantry and artillery positions. The last signal came from the Ariete at about 15.30 hours "Enemy tanks penetrated south of Ariete. Ariete now encircled. Location 5 km north-west Bir el Abd. Ariete tanks still in action". [...] In the Ariete we lost our oldest Italian comrades, from whom we had probably always demanded more than they, with their poor armament, had been capable of performing.[108][k] The Littorio Armoured Division and the Trieste Motorised Division were also destroyed. Berlin radio claimed that in this sector the "British were made to pay for their penetration with enormous losses in men and material. The Italians fought to the last man."[110] The British took many prisoners, since the remnants of Italian infantry divisions were not motorised and could not escape from encirclement. Private Sid Martindale, 1st Battalion Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders, wrote about the "Bologna" Division, which had taken the full weight of the British armoured attack:[l] The more we advanced the more we realised that the Italians did not have much fight in them after putting up a strong resistance to our overwhelming advance and they started surrendering to our lead troops in droves. There was not much action to see but we came across lots of burnt out Italian tanks that had been destroyed by our tanks. I had never seen a battlefield before and the site [sic] of so many dead was sickening.[112] The Bologna and the remnants of the Trento Division tried to fight their way out and marched into the desert without water, food or transport before surrendering, exhausted and dying from dehydration.[113] It was reported that Colonel Arrigo Dall'Olio, commanding the 40th Infantry Regiment of the Bologna Division, surrendered saying, "We have ceased firing not because we haven't the desire but because we have spent every round".[114] In a symbolic act of defiance, no one in 40th Bologna Infantry Regiment raised their hands. Harry Zinder of Time magazine noted that the Italians fought better than had been expected and commented that for the Italians It was a terrific letdown by their German allies. They had fought a good fight. In the south, the famed Folgore parachute division fought to the last round of ammunition. Two armoured divisions and a motorised division, which had been interspersed among the German formations, thought they would be allowed to retire gracefully with Rommel's 21st, 15th and 19th [sic] light. But even that was denied them. When it became obvious to Rommel that there would be little chance to hold anything between El Daba and the frontier, his Panzers dissolved, disintegrated and turned tail, leaving the Italians to fight a rear-guard action.[115]
@VFAHSN3 жыл бұрын
VFAHSN jeez, I think the guy was just memeing it. But thanks for the lesson.
@willav92673 жыл бұрын
The Humble Gamer fr fr
@louisjjohnston3 жыл бұрын
@@bk2active The Italian soldier fought well, but it was their equipment and poor supply that really let them down, not their courage and spirit.
@SMGJohn3 жыл бұрын
The fact that it takes him 4 seconds to translate it from Italian kills me every single time, this is pure gold
@Ale-hh1xz2 жыл бұрын
and for him to dig out that joke as a reference is nothing but pure wit
@lou53682 жыл бұрын
@@lou5368 ?
@entalpia692 жыл бұрын
@@lou5368 reference? It's just Italian banter my dude
@wea694202 жыл бұрын
@@wea69420 yes, but he used it at the right moment. I'm pretty sure you've been in a situation where in you were thinking I should've said this instead etc. that is my point.
@lou53682 жыл бұрын
@@lou5368 I'm not sure if you understand why they're laughing.
@frederickmcclure50272 жыл бұрын
His expression the moment he heard "if you had ham in it", is pure gold! 😂
@srinikethb4311 Жыл бұрын
0:08 he was hurt
@howlbeast Жыл бұрын
That’s what got me too, he’s so upset with the idea of ham.
@michaelcasado3217 Жыл бұрын
silence is golden as they say
@firdausansarifard10 ай бұрын
**tarantella music stops**
@bernirn9 ай бұрын
Makes all the sense in the world because there's no such a thing as British cuisine/food culture, yet she talks as if she could improve what Gino just cooked. The "if had ham" was the jab but the "British Carbonara" was the cross 🤣
@TheElite11026 ай бұрын
Max Verstappen on if the race would have been different with no safety car: “If my mom had balls, she’d be my dad.”
@ottoyu1014 күн бұрын
I've came here to watch this video again because of this hahahaha
@lugo14652 күн бұрын
She mentioned a British Carbonara and he was like *"You've mama'd your last'a mia"*
@pablogodoy88883 жыл бұрын
Awww beat me to it 😂
@hassanmuhammad7573 жыл бұрын
😆
@ip24893 жыл бұрын
Screenshotin this fuckin comment 😂😂😂
@johnlime26103 жыл бұрын
Wow such a funny and original joke
@andreasantinelli72133 жыл бұрын
@@andreasantinelli7213 Pasta pizza mafia forget about it. How is my Italian?
@Mr.Ditkovich.3 жыл бұрын
If my bike had no wheels, it would be my grandmother.
@possiblepilotdeviation57914 жыл бұрын
No it's would be your mothergrand
@naturalworld81204 жыл бұрын
Stop riding your grandmother
@Mister.Unknown4 жыл бұрын
The most underrated comment ove seen on youtube 😅take a bow mate
@JBrown_Trivium4 жыл бұрын
Insert Name Here this made me laugh harder then the actual video
@kayzeaza4 жыл бұрын
@@moolian3920 don't ask, don't tell.
@mime37614 жыл бұрын
This guy is a living embodiment of Italy, from how he talks, to his seriousness about food, to his affronted hilarious wit. What a legendary clip.
@jergarmar Жыл бұрын
Yeaaaah, tbh, on 24kitchen, where I've seen him, he has never *cooked* a single thing himslef, only promoted and combined some "famous Italian" produce
@539ivana Жыл бұрын
Yeah like every English has bad theet, protruding ears and a big belly caused by beer. LOL What a bunch of crap. He's just forcing the character for the brits.
@alessandrom7181 Жыл бұрын
@@539ivana he does cook very often in numerous other shows though, don't know what you're trying to say with that
@Bolognabeef10 ай бұрын
Even down to the way he dresses. He would fit in in the Jersey Shore lol
@szith8 ай бұрын
The hair and t-shirt too
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep7 ай бұрын
The fact that the crew are laughing makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@noni5961 Жыл бұрын
Ah, I get it - because everyone in town rode his Grandma!!
@orc0012 ай бұрын
Holly: It's closer to a British carbonara Gino: So you have chosen death
@nicetomeetmew4 жыл бұрын
So you have chosen to be a bike
@John-X4 жыл бұрын
Wow very funny and hilarious
@wowsuchhandle4 жыл бұрын
@@John-X LMAO this one is original. Dead 🤣🤣🤣
@TheAilmam4 жыл бұрын
@@John-X this is what deserves the 1k likes.
@CDbiggen4 жыл бұрын
@@doctorpanigrahi9975 How do you know. Have you seen them
@frozengamer30304 жыл бұрын
You're laughing, his grandmother almost became a bike and you're laughing.
@nic-o13412 жыл бұрын
want another wheel, Murray?
@rin_etoware_29892 жыл бұрын
@@rin_etoware_2989 No I think we had enough of your bikes.
@HandledToaster22 жыл бұрын
yo im weak lmao
@jackreynolds65312 жыл бұрын
imma turn this gramma into a bicycle 🚲
@Lonech2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was so funny, you should be a comedian
@K_ingh162 жыл бұрын
Here after Max’s “If my mom had balls…”
@kalymnos04104 күн бұрын
This is such a commonly used colloquialism in Italy and Greece (and probably other places) that it doesn't seem comical to Italians and Greeks in conversation. However foreigners hearing it for the first time find it hilarious. This exact scenario happened to me. We were arguing with some tourist girls we met and my friend used the phrase. The girls started crying with laughter to our astonishment, since we really don't realize the phrase is such a hilarious and absurd thing to say out of the blue.
@JohnTompazidis7 ай бұрын
Part of the hilarity to British ears (and I wouldn't expect an Italian or Greek to know this) is the alternative slang meaning of "bike" - a woman who is "ridden by everyone"... in other words "she's anyone's for a Babycham".
@Mortimer501455 ай бұрын
@@Mortimer50145Nah I don't think that's it. It's just how out of left field it is that makes it funny.
@omia12593 ай бұрын
I'm guessing in Italy and greece they don't have the joke about certain girls being "the village bike" (everybody gets a ride.)
@Orville99993 ай бұрын
We also use it in Spain.
@DavidRodriguez-hi5df2 ай бұрын
I would imagine that after its use on Good Morning and Holly/Phil's reaction to it, it may have started to gain usage in the UK. The most common variant, keeping the aunt/uncle connection, is "if my aunt had bollocks she'd be my uncle" which is slighty cruder but conveys the same sense of "this is hypthetical/impossible so stop worrying about it".
@Mortimer501452 ай бұрын
Its funny how he became offended immediately and managed to keep it inside for about 5 seconds and dropped the dopest comeback in the 21st century.
@nikobellic75862 жыл бұрын
he was translating the phrase in his head
@matssoto60612 жыл бұрын
That's not even a comeback in Italy-
@saragarofano64712 жыл бұрын
@@saragarofano6471 not everyone lives in Italy Sara
@Emcostanza2 жыл бұрын
Feminists in nutshell
@_GhostMiner2 жыл бұрын
@@_GhostMiner what?
@ellemourto15272 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY INSULTED HIS SPAGET
@mads64885 жыл бұрын
You have some likes, bruh, just leaving you a message so you can see them.
@Absolutely_puck_fakestine4 жыл бұрын
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine It's only smells... XD
@LoboPreto4 жыл бұрын
Literally yes
@Thao-nathos4 жыл бұрын
Rocco siffredi Don’t encourage him to make one of those “OMG TY FOR LIKE” edits.
@bushisback1124 жыл бұрын
@@bushisback112 they ruin good comments every time
@davidpatel52674 жыл бұрын
His look at 0:06 is nearly as funny as the actual joke 😂😂that look of "I can't believe she really said that"
@fabianlichtin2898 Жыл бұрын
The other host knew exactly what she just said and what was going to happen and said quietly ".....oh no...."
@MrWolfSnack11 ай бұрын
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
@yacobeinauan95335 ай бұрын
The way he pauses and looks all discouraged and then says that line. This will forever be a masterpiece. 😂
@mrrota3512 Жыл бұрын
The short moment to translate a none standard sentence happens to be the perfect time for comedic punchlines
@YoungbloodEric4 ай бұрын
The absolute look of contempt and hatred when she starts talking about adding ham
@ThePointlessBox_4 жыл бұрын
Classic 🤪
@lucagiovanninieddu26034 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of when Mike Strutter got upset in his Wine Tasting sketch
@thomasdean58134 жыл бұрын
Never trifle with a cook's recipe. 😂
@GiveMeThatLetter3 жыл бұрын
It's like she just insulted his mother. Lmao.
@hotlinesanzensekai70843 жыл бұрын
All I heard after was "Oh no. Oh nooo" lol
@bonesmug3 жыл бұрын
He looks genuinely insulted lmao
@sarah854r4h5 жыл бұрын
That’s the best part
@Daquan03945 жыл бұрын
He's been
@Thao-nathos4 жыл бұрын
@Rabbi Shekelberg He is offended like all Italians would if you compare traditional food with British garbage fake version. Anyway I know the real Gino, he robbed celebrities before going to jail and becoming a celebrity.
@renettedescartes4 жыл бұрын
@@renettedescartes lmaoooooooooo
@skellderthetroll88254 жыл бұрын
Renette Descartes what’s with the hate toward us?
@str8balla04 жыл бұрын
Her: "Y'know, if you had ham in it..." Gino: *look of absolute shock and disbelief
@arthurmont-morency5027 Жыл бұрын
What's her name ?
@sandeephyd49214 күн бұрын
"If my mom had balls, she would be my dad" is the new "If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike"
@lakshminarayanan88323 күн бұрын
I just love the "Oh no" "Oh nooooo." Someone saw it coming.
@KarishmaChanglani3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahah
@sunelparadiso24273 жыл бұрын
He also said "I'm glad, you're standing there and I'm not" lol
@klaviersimp3 жыл бұрын
True
@PESSEN3 жыл бұрын
Lmao phillip was terrified
@Scarboroughfair7423 жыл бұрын
That was Phillip, the guy standing next to her.
@brett84603 жыл бұрын
The fact he's perplexed at them laughing at what he thinks is a very serious and accurate analogy is my favorite part.
@Fr4ncM2 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier that he does not care about if they are choking or not, he keeps going on in his rant.
@May16Joe2 жыл бұрын
It is a way of saying here in Italy. Eve. Like 5 year olds know it
@leonardoroscelli43852 жыл бұрын
It's an idiom here in Italy
@davide77082 жыл бұрын
@@May16Joe no he knows it’s funny dum dum
@mdhcccc2 жыл бұрын
@@davide7708 yes, that’s why it’s funny. It’s an idiom in the UK too. Maybe look up what “bike” is slang for in England.
@jeremybuckets2 жыл бұрын
I swear his expression at 0:07 is just 😂😂😂😂, the level of disbelief in his face right there
@Jeremifuctional7 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Samuel Jackson "stares motherfuckely" meme
@liviorocco7817Ай бұрын
I've watched it probably more than a hundred times, but it still breaks me. The comedic timing is just perfection
@andreacigala270910 ай бұрын
me too! 😂
@paumic63669 ай бұрын
i've watched it more than a hundred times and i don't get it at all
@alwayselite7489 ай бұрын
@@alwayselite748 then why did you watch it so many times?
@andreacigala27099 ай бұрын
I laughed harder at the part where he just kept talking as they look like they were choking
@_chonkywoofwoof4 жыл бұрын
It dosent make sens what u sed u kno (Genuinely informative)
@bentrolan8593 жыл бұрын
Berating them as they die.
@EGarrett013 жыл бұрын
And that playful smile he gives as he keeps talking
@curiously-cinnamon3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Visibletoallusers123 жыл бұрын
Very italian
@turb0j3sus263 жыл бұрын
Look at his face at 0:13 - he knows what he’s gonna use as a comeback right then and he looks down for like 6 seconds trying to do the translation to English to make sure he gets it right 😂
@jordanrivas73984 жыл бұрын
Jordan Rivas good thing he did because the timing was perfect 😂
@sethandrade47034 жыл бұрын
Exectually
@Thao-nathos4 жыл бұрын
In Italian is a pretty common comeback to replay at a nonsensical comparison. An alternative more used version is "if my grandfather had 3 balls he would have been a pinball"
@renettedescartes4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck do you know?
@donsuh11054 жыл бұрын
@@sethandrade4703 rehearsed. It wasn't off the cuff. They knew the joke would work so they set it up for him. And laughing would be easy because those two laugh A LOT and wether you hear it for the the first time or 1000th; with the correct delivery, it will make a lot of people laugh. Especially when delivered in a quasi indignant manner.
@roddo19554 жыл бұрын
i wish i forgot this video ever existed so i could experience it all over again
@trash26389 ай бұрын
I just love how EVERYONE, including everyone on the production team, instantly burst out laughing
@SnackleYTАй бұрын
When you hear the crew laughing in the background you know it's gold
@foulwin97193 жыл бұрын
Princess Diana had one of these
@SKYLINED3 жыл бұрын
@@SKYLINED and then she died. What's your point?
@grilledlettuce18452 жыл бұрын
@@grilledlettuce1845 what's yours ?
@lowendpotato30212 жыл бұрын
@@lowendpotato3021 lmao you people are funny 🤣
@KimAhrina112 жыл бұрын
They're always fucking laughing on this show tho
@seanallan48082 жыл бұрын
“If it had, like... Ham in it” You could already start to smell the smoke
@tardwrangler4 жыл бұрын
How tf you get no replies
@aaronharman54314 жыл бұрын
@@aaronharman5431 I was wondering that too g
@simoncowell14243 жыл бұрын
I caught that flash of hate in his eyes. He just about killed her on the spot.
@JimJamTheAdmin3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@beepboop95193 жыл бұрын
C A Z Z O INTENSIFIES
@spiderprint3 жыл бұрын
13 years ago and still cracks me up
@charlesbryantbantolio32977 ай бұрын
That "stop it" gets me everytime
@pit655420 Жыл бұрын
Holly: It's closer to a British Carbonara Gino: Peace was never an option.
@peterbombeater31224 жыл бұрын
Magneto
@Straightisthegate4 жыл бұрын
Unfunny overused joke spotted
@fergalkidd914 жыл бұрын
@@fergalkidd91 I don't think you've managed to spot someone who actually gives a fuck. Oh well, better luck next time bucko.
@peterbombeater31224 жыл бұрын
TheSauerkraut keep searching we need to find an alternate universe we we gave a shit
@bk2active3 жыл бұрын
TheSauerkraut never seen it and it was pretty funny so I think your opinion is your own
@yammmit3 жыл бұрын
The smartest, wittiest comeback and he timed it to perfection. The silence before his delivery makes it even funnier.
@sneakywasabi2 жыл бұрын
They are laughing so much because in the UK calling a woman a bike is calling her a slut or a whore. The original expression was - 'village bicycle', meaning a bicycle shared by the community, where everybody gets to ride. It was the shock of hearing this, and the way he delivered the line that made them laugh so hard.
@darkraft10202 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-4 what's the difference
@amphitriti2 жыл бұрын
@@amphitriti and in Britain, calling someone a bike is slang for someone who sleeps with a lot of people, which is why the other 2 reacted as strongly as they did.
@Dovahkiin1062 жыл бұрын
@@Dovahkiin106 This adds more to it than I previously understood. Incredible.
@cowscanflytoo2 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-4 that's exactly how I understood and exactly why it was funny. I don't think there's any an idiom for redundant hypothesising like this in English, so it comes as kind of a 'shock' which makes it all the more hilarious
@helvete_ingres4717 Жыл бұрын
His delivery was so perfect & well timed with the genuine facial reaction.... So absolutely crazy hilarious 🤣
@itiswhatitis2618 Жыл бұрын
British tv gold absolutely love it
@VisualTakes7 ай бұрын
"It's closer to a British carbonara." *Spaghetti time stops*
@AJ-xc4nm3 жыл бұрын
Kek
@Chironex_Fleckeri3 жыл бұрын
My face: 😬
@nunabisness71913 жыл бұрын
This isn't funky spunky time anymore pal
@milkyyyyway3 жыл бұрын
So this is war
@jetaddicted3 жыл бұрын
After she mentions ham, the look he give says "Choose your next words carefully"
@jacksonwillbert13523 жыл бұрын
Spoiler, she didn't
@geoorge10003 жыл бұрын
Madness?
@hmr11223 жыл бұрын
LOL The righteous indignation in the man's face
@ekathe852 жыл бұрын
@@geoorge1000 I don't know, they seemed carefully calculated to inflict a precise and lethal blow, if you ask me
@thecurrentmoment2 жыл бұрын
He already knew where the chat was going to end...
@patriziosartini84392 жыл бұрын
"If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle." He cleaned it up for television and made it even funnier.
@bigmi2ke Жыл бұрын
No. He was trying ti translate the italian "Se mia nonna avesse avuto le rotelle sarebbe stata una carriola". If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a wheelbarrow" but i think he didn't know how to translate "carriola".. that's why you see him thinking for 10 seconds!😅
@pippomattei5747 Жыл бұрын
@@pippomattei5747 Yes.
@bigmi2ke Жыл бұрын
that's nice, we have that saying in Spain too. Love to our Italian cousins
@jaimegarcia84478 ай бұрын
Even the guys in the studio couldn't help but laugh.
@mizukageg66866 жыл бұрын
MizuKageG Have you seen the Gino cooking nude one..😂
@annmitchell46636 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they cracked up because in England if you call a female a bike they're a slut. Example: "Nana was the town bike, every body had a ride"
@jordanc92824 жыл бұрын
@@jordanc9282 what gino said was a classic italian joke "se mia nonna avesse le ruote era un flipper", they use it to interrupt someone talking about an unlikely conditiom to happen. literally nothing about being a slut or something
@chakra_x4 жыл бұрын
@@chakra_x but the show is in the uk not italy. so he basically called his gran a slut on tv.
@Daz36854 жыл бұрын
Hanno ragione Gino ha dato della p...a a sua nonna lui ha detto se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe stata una moto in England se tu chiami una ragazza moto significa che tutti hanno fatto un giro sopra di lei metaforicamente parlando se la sono fatta la ragazza non la moto
@mardokmike87744 жыл бұрын
"Its a different recipe, its got nothing to do with macaroni cheese" that part had me rolling
@mdz71323 жыл бұрын
@Stefan Hendriks why so aggressive
@cascharles38383 жыл бұрын
@Stefan Hendriks stfu
@mdz71323 жыл бұрын
@Stefan Hendriks no one asked
@mdz71323 жыл бұрын
@Stefan Hendriks did i say whether its true or not all i said is that it was funny so stfu kid
@mdz71323 жыл бұрын
I love all you pricks
@aleksanderblinn44923 жыл бұрын
It's been 12yrs.. still it's the best comeback ever..
@vasu101rose Жыл бұрын
This lives rent free in my head
@loveforthe90s Жыл бұрын
"It's closer to a British carbonara." *Spaghetti music stops*
@mwangiwanjau53683 жыл бұрын
*pizza dough freezes in the air, stops spinning entirely*
@PeterDivine2 жыл бұрын
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r mwa
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti music 💀
@infamouscha2 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/Z6tvlZiMmHyunoE/bejne.html !!
@extrm1612 жыл бұрын
💀
@meettherandom47112 жыл бұрын
Never have I heard a phrase spoken with such genuine irritation lmao
@terra2215 жыл бұрын
Reece Gallagher she insulted his shpagett
@oz_jones4 жыл бұрын
When she said he already gave her a look as if sentencing her to death
@newbie63774 жыл бұрын
Reece Gallagher 664 likes We almost there Wait. No. If Darkimoo will be summoned then an army of da girls will as well!
@Space_Potat4 жыл бұрын
Italian phrase, retold in English, by an Italian, with a passive aggressive English delivery. Priceless.
@darrens34 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I've seen this but I still click for a chuckle 😄
@mooneepondsmassive7016Ай бұрын
This was still one of the best morning talk shows. For whatever reason happened, it's sad. The show will never be the same again.
@patperno62378 ай бұрын
The accidental comedic timing here is immaculate.
@sortingoutmyclothes81313 жыл бұрын
The timing was too good lol.
@PLUX42 жыл бұрын
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am KZhead's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear so
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku oh god not you again
@flamingomingo98102 жыл бұрын
not accidental. gino has great comedic timing. he knows exactly what he’s doing
@charlieprichard68442 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Isn’t that the lyrics to Sk8er boi? Lmao
@anthonym12502 жыл бұрын
I'm Italian and he is completely right and his rage justified
@mythoslys4292 жыл бұрын
Hello from Greece. Yes, he is right, we have the same reaction when they mix up our recipes
@spirosmousouris39082 жыл бұрын
I'm English and he is completely right and his rage is justified
@serpentine81242 жыл бұрын
I'm on the moon and he is completely right and his rage is justified
@Mariuschanges2 жыл бұрын
I'm Chinese and even I felt that rage! It's like me watching Uncle Roger commentating the BBC food show with the butchered fried rice.
@galezhang2 жыл бұрын
I'm an American and I have no idea what they are talking about.
@slaythegodz2 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful, I've watched this for 5 hours now
@randomname29767 ай бұрын
I'm Italian and what Gino said it's actually a figure of speech, a crazy and ironic way to reply to a "stupid" question or statement. (original) "se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe un tram" (if my grandma had wheels, she would be a tramway)
@thegreenexperiment1484 Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure he’s just using an analogy to show how dumb their comparison was. Granted I’ve never heard that analogy used so maybe, but I doubt it. Edit: also if he was using the figure of speech, why not translate it to wheels and tram? And why use the figure of speech if it’s getting translated?
@joegeneric1846 Жыл бұрын
@@joegeneric1846, as Italian, trust me it's a figure of speech
@thegreenexperiment1484 Жыл бұрын
@@thegreenexperiment1484 as an Italian I can confirm, is a figure of speech we use to do with tramway more than bike. Still super funny!
Жыл бұрын
In my zone (veneto), we use another form of it: "if my grandfather had three balls he would be a pinball machine"
@titandado3414 Жыл бұрын
@@titandado3414 sì ma tu sei un Gabber! 😃
@thegreenexperiment1484 Жыл бұрын
Okay, but Philip's tiny "oh no," that had me rolling before Gino even said anything.
@coriolis47612 жыл бұрын
It's like he felt the unavoidable rage Gino was about to unleash on Holly
@kentinson16702 жыл бұрын
That oh no was like when animals leaves in preparation for a natural disaster. The man knew what was coming to them hahaha
@nelsondemiciano Жыл бұрын
He tried to stop her by saying "oh no" so many times!! but she wouldn't hear no body...hahaha it is like he was trying to stop her but off she went 🤣
@DafaDiziHao Жыл бұрын
Followed by "well I'm glad your standing there" he just knows what about to go down 😭😂
@Hobiemyhubby Жыл бұрын
I believe he said I'm glad you're standing there as if to say you are at arms length to be smacked by this angry Italian.
@chinito1752 Жыл бұрын
The thing that makes this so hilarious is the fact that he keeps a straight face while a man is literally choking to death in front of him because his honor is so offended lmfaooooo.
@JohnSwitch72 жыл бұрын
That's just it, he wasn't trying to be funny. It was truly outraged by the absurdity. Classic!
@mithe20112 жыл бұрын
No mercy
@1936sge2 жыл бұрын
1kth like
@coord45802 жыл бұрын
LMFAO BRO I DIED 💀🤣
@gabrielaprice97042 жыл бұрын
YAAAASSSS 🤣🤣🤣💀
@sherrensteal26352 жыл бұрын
He doesn't always speak fluent english, but when he does, it's one of the most glorious moments in internet history.
@Gallade400 Жыл бұрын
One of the most professional and entertaining chefs of all time- and funny. Grazi Gino😂
@tomasrikona40216 күн бұрын
0:10 you can clearly see the moment when he becomes possessed by the spirit of 2000 years of italian cooking
@francescofavro88903 жыл бұрын
2041 years !
@krzy_art_snob2 жыл бұрын
Such a god coment made me cry
@Nikistyler1232 жыл бұрын
Pasta has only existed for like 600 years though
@Mrtheunnameable2 жыл бұрын
In england the translation has another meaning. Basically called him gm a sl*g
@Lagosawee2 жыл бұрын
@@Mrtheunnameable bet you’re fun at parties
@mrwizard85452 жыл бұрын
Everything about this is so perfect. The way he cinematically turns his head in disbelief. The way he is so clearly annoyed even as they are about to die from choking. It's so good
@sweetpea31342 жыл бұрын
When she mentioned ham he immediately expected something horrible by the look on his face. Lmao
@ichbins34412 жыл бұрын
Fyi, gino is dumb as dirt. He honestly couldn't figure out if what he said was wrong, didn't make sense, or he was being disrespectful. But he has these rare moments of brilliant quotes that put everyone around him in cry laughter. He's the best part of watching the Gordon Ramsey travel series.
@evolicious10 ай бұрын
Good thing they stopped choking cause by the looks of his face he wouldn't be delivering the "kiss of life!!!"
@billieerickson286810 ай бұрын
The way the old guy said "I'm glad you're standing there"
@dibosh74058 ай бұрын
She just hid all her laughter though, that was not good
@DeadWaits7 ай бұрын
Love how the entire studio laughing their asses off while the old man is fighting for his life 😂 even ramsay dont wanna mess with chef gino
@Bhizzz Жыл бұрын
The way Gino just SAYS the line WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT, and NOBODY CAN HELP HIM IS PURE GOLD. OH GINO🙏😅👍
@user-rk8rm7dl7v3 ай бұрын
huh? he does understand it
@christianclark13542 ай бұрын
Hes making fun of the comparison she made between carbonara and mac & cheese. Thats the joke
@alexinivai08Ай бұрын
@@alexinivai08 DUH !!!!!
@user-rk8rm7dl7vАй бұрын
@@alexinivai08 HOLY NOT GETTING IT
@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXАй бұрын
Italians don't joke about when it comes to their food. Lol
@user-lj6jp8qp7z3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should joke more. Food is food, the world isn't gonna end over a little ham. 😊
@pumpkin64293 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin when you can’t cook
@wv47763 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkin6429 Then it a fake version
@Saiputera3 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin food is the most important thing to achieve happiness porco dio
All 7 levels in less than a minute. Impressive. Normal people would've took almost less than half of their lifetime
@brandonyouth52412 жыл бұрын
Truly a masterpiece comment indeed
@TheApolloOrder2 жыл бұрын
0:51 - can put a ham at home if you want
@abrvalg3212 жыл бұрын
12 years later and this is still One of my favorite videos on the internet
@JayTheTruth Жыл бұрын
I still come back to this clip for sure morale, absolute classic 😂
@wegottagamer Жыл бұрын
I love Gino's genuine reaction : 1. Startle & stare at her 2. digest the offense while looking at his plate 3. finds the best answer 4. lock and load and BOOOM !
@aimed923 жыл бұрын
I the in step 3 he was also translating that saying from Italian 🙂
@stefanc45203 жыл бұрын
Last step : BOOM ROASTED !!
@1D.JFanMma3 жыл бұрын
His look of genuine disgust at what he was hearing... LOOOOOOOL
@mariolisa28323 жыл бұрын
And the fact that the roast was executed with an Italian accent... Brilliant
@FailBanana982 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite comment
@w.lester2552 жыл бұрын
"British carbonera..." *Gino:* "The Blitz was justified"
@cquiroz78743 жыл бұрын
😯🤣
@admiralflynn8953 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@tychoman3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deadchannel4433 жыл бұрын
@@C.Woodford nope, born in Naples. By the accent, I'd guess he grew up there at least until his teens.
@cquiroz78743 жыл бұрын
@@C.Woodford wtf are you mentally ok? he's literally from Torre Del Greco, Naples
@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc3 жыл бұрын
Still gets me every time after all these years lol
@relwalker61937 ай бұрын
omg, I need to see that over and over again. That is pure gold
@romanb6810 Жыл бұрын
I can still taste the coffee coming out of my nose when I watched this live.
@frankhaula3 жыл бұрын
But dude, you were not drinking any coffee that day. You should see a doctor, dude.
@user-rd3rf3ft8e2 жыл бұрын
I watched it live too! It was the highlight of my week!
@katieviolin36212 жыл бұрын
A true brit would be drinking tea
@NoIdea682 жыл бұрын
@@frankhaula Right thought you were british for some reason
@NoIdea682 жыл бұрын
I remember too, was standing in my mothers living room, talking to her, only half paying attention... dove for the remote to wind it back ... convinced I had misheard.
@jodiejackson30892 жыл бұрын
Almost 11 years later and still the biggest comeback ever recorded in UK History...
@PrincessAliceManor3 жыл бұрын
You may want to check out some of Simon Amstell's work on nevermind the buzzcocks :)
@Thrill0g3 жыл бұрын
@@Thrill0g "Or she'd have me killed and make it look like suicide"
@eddiewinehosen66652 жыл бұрын
@@eddiewinehosen6665 "With a motorbike made of jealousy"
@Thrill0g2 жыл бұрын
11 years?
@TlaIock2 жыл бұрын
That's a common comeback in italy tho, there's several variations such as "if my granfather had 3 balls he would've been a pinball machine" and my favorite "If NIck pooped he wouldn't have died of constipation"
@valepu862 жыл бұрын
Truly among the greatest vid clips of all time...
@51farrelli Жыл бұрын
I am watching and watching again 🤣🤣🤣
@ozgek517 ай бұрын
When the video is a minute long and ten years old, you know it's going to be a masterpiece
@derpball45242 жыл бұрын
Struth! 🤣
@ryanlee25462 жыл бұрын
BAM!
@TromBooneTube11 ай бұрын
@@TromBooneTubeHAM
@kevinsetiawan76387 ай бұрын
Only beaten by videos under 20 seconds from 2008 or before
@bushraptor6 ай бұрын
He's Ben Affleck without depression.
@allisworld1isme3 жыл бұрын
I-....yes
@leafsubsides3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD LMAO
@yoru_sxe3 жыл бұрын
Bruhh👁👄👁
@PM-od9qm3 жыл бұрын
*slow camera zoom while the sound of silence plays* 'I agree.'
@twisterrrrr3 жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@priscilafm80903 жыл бұрын
This never gets old! 😂😂😂😂
@markvillanueva9653 Жыл бұрын
Man, I miss this era of Britain so much.
@_Wakaz_3 ай бұрын
The amazing thing about this clip is that it's comedic value does not decrease when you re-watch it!
@Dendroapsis3 жыл бұрын
Sam ive legit sat here and watched it about 8 times
@flopface22373 жыл бұрын
@@flopface2237 Same I got about a dozen viewing before I decided to stop so I could breathe again.
@JarthenGreenmeadow3 жыл бұрын
Also, even if the punchline was spoiled in the title, his accent and delivery make it so much better
@TheSecondVersion3 жыл бұрын
No it just gets funnier lol cause the more you watch the more you hear
@lightbearer15503 жыл бұрын
I cant stop rewatching it 😂
@JoeKaye9593 жыл бұрын
If ma granda moda hada weels she would hava been a bike
@valouxxx55 жыл бұрын
Ah I see you speak fluent Italian
@donnav7864 жыл бұрын
Are you Otto from the movie "A fish called Wanda"?
@orxanmuradl17924 жыл бұрын
@Palla di Lardo Yes he does because he's from Naples and they speak like that in Italian too. He also created his business around his accent. I'm Italian and do not categorically speak like that because I'm not from the south of Italy and also because I make sure I don't.
@lela54724 жыл бұрын
@bob marley I simply never spoke English the way you would expect Italians to speak English. I'm not intentionally changing the way I speak I just don't sound Italian, that's all.
@lela54724 жыл бұрын
Nan was a slappa
@jordanc92824 жыл бұрын
So genuine and original hahaha 🤣😂
@casteltheghettomonk4392 Жыл бұрын
This is and will always be the best thing to ever happen on this show
@ashervirin96986 ай бұрын
Love the way he stabs the pasta while he gains his composure.
@CoinOfFaith3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@mmgg16712 жыл бұрын
Full of the exaggerated swagger of a white Italian male
@JLEC20052 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/Z6tvlZiMmHyunoE/bejne.html !!!!.
@extrm1612 жыл бұрын
@@JLEC2005 white? Do yellow Italians have no swagger?
@ghostshipone Жыл бұрын
@@ghostshipone shush
@JLEC2005 Жыл бұрын
0:14 this is the moment he started to translate joke in his head 😂😂😂😂 he is a legend
@fpsserbia65704 жыл бұрын
He took his time before unleashing it 😂😂 Love it
@louisdnd9343 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHAAH.. I SAW THAT
@ilustrado72913 жыл бұрын
Se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe una bicicletta.
@giuliomorleo81943 жыл бұрын
Da me è "Se avessimo le ruote, saremmo delle carriole"
@novatek4433 жыл бұрын
@@novatek443 Da me è "Se mio nonno avesse le ruote sarebbe un bel carretto"
@Mic-yi5it3 жыл бұрын
This video never fails to have me in tears
@mre695 Жыл бұрын
That is the best come back I’ve ever seen in British television
@tramperlean8502 Жыл бұрын
In Poland we say "If my grandma had an antenna, she would've been a radio" lmao
@shad0weee9872 жыл бұрын
Gdyby babcia miała wąsy to by była dziadkiem
@robertszumiowski5892 жыл бұрын
In England calling a girl a bike is negative.Especially if everybody gets to ride it... that's why they were laughing
@Lagosawee2 жыл бұрын
That's so funny! My folks here change the bike for a wheelbarrow, but it's funny all the same...
@alliecoan57102 жыл бұрын
if my grandma had a mustache, she would be my grandpa
@selenkakarli2 жыл бұрын
@@robertszumiowski589 we use it in turkey
@haticealbayrak23872 жыл бұрын
It’s just an Italian phrase. In Albania, we say ‘if my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle’
@JD-po3yl5 жыл бұрын
Funcheon Mc Truncheon Albanian culture is older than Irish
@JD-po3yl5 жыл бұрын
@@JD-po3yl Are you on drugs man? 😂 😂 😂
@jamesmacoisdealbhaigh99045 жыл бұрын
Funcheon Mc Truncheon ‘celts who migrated from Central Europe around 500BC’
@JD-po3yl5 жыл бұрын
It's not because I'm albanian but albania culture is actually older.
@Chiara-kd5qu5 жыл бұрын
I'm Albanian too
@r.crises36125 жыл бұрын
This is years ago but still makes me laugh so much! This TRIO is the BEST EVER!
@ewpeople9344 Жыл бұрын
one of my favorite video of all the internet
@Kristoff959 ай бұрын
this was recorded on the 18th of may 2010 so today is the 10th anniversary
@TheMasterpieceArtist4 жыл бұрын
@@2006Mercury i'll be sure to come back if im not dead
@TheMasterpieceArtist4 жыл бұрын
Same boys! See you in another 10 years!
@danielmartins43674 жыл бұрын
See you in Ten years hopefully lads !
@thehero4gd4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations and thank you for the services
@dcg5093 жыл бұрын
10 years to go. I'm setting a reminder
@aynaasif17663 жыл бұрын
The wheels spinning in his head (pun intended) trying to translate that rage from Italian to English gets me every time. The absolute calm before the storm
@MrDutchy90902 жыл бұрын
so his head is a bike?
@dsdy12056 ай бұрын
@@dsdy1205good one
@lujin9146 ай бұрын
@@dsdy1205 if his head had wheels, it sure would've been.
@sahilthorawade45455 ай бұрын
That smirk when he thinks in Italian 😂😂😂😂😂
@zuhayershadmankhan98703 ай бұрын
Each time I watch it I love it just as much as the last time.
@aberrantsonik2 ай бұрын
I love the way that Holly Willoughby pronounced “British carbonara”. So sweet, and so British. She almost fell to the ground with laughter. I can watch this video a hundred times and it will always be hilarious.
@fernandoguibertАй бұрын
I honestly think this is one of the greatest moments in TV history
@josephtoner73552 жыл бұрын
with a humorous scatch the picture of Italian and foreign cuisine was made, Italians are attentive to everything, for them food is an art and if you imitate Picasso you cannot say that your picture is like Picasso's.
@CocacolaBoy832 жыл бұрын
the comedic timing is honestly perfect. I hope that people in 50 years will appreciate this as much as we do
@litapd3112 жыл бұрын
After the come dine with me guy 😂
@Craicfox1612 жыл бұрын
Will Smith and Chris Rock???!
@NickVaquerano2 жыл бұрын
@@NickVaquerano bruh
@Allen-R2 жыл бұрын
That joke is so Mediterranean, Italian, Greek and I think Spanish people say it. In English, it sounds so foreign 😂
@user-eq6jp2xd8d4 жыл бұрын
In spanish is identical to italian saying, i assure you.
@alfonsomoro96974 жыл бұрын
Molag Bal Lmao what where? Tf no one has ever heard this expression in their life
@BudderB0y22224 жыл бұрын
@@BudderB0y2222 It's said a lot in Ireland by older people
@markf52204 жыл бұрын
I am English and I think it was a totally valid thing to say. Never heard of it before but it's a totally valid remark, I didn't find it as funny as them but I did giggle at the irony, because Holly did sound fucking stupid when she opened her mouth. I have heard people call others the town bike ect but firstly when someone says bike I think of two wheels and a frame. Mainly because I'm not a school child.
@yma0evelyn4 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride" ?? Its a totally English saying
@ianrubimbura19104 жыл бұрын
God damn this is the best video to return to. never fails to lift my spirits.
@Fanta....4 ай бұрын
TRUE ITALIAN HERO
@alessandram93675 жыл бұрын
Alessandra M no one’s heard of him in Italy, just an idiot and an embarrassment
@fredcapp405 жыл бұрын
Not really
@AshaNimo14 жыл бұрын
He's a Yorkshire man
@tynchytemper96184 жыл бұрын
Wonderful chef and funny man
@TheMOSE30004 жыл бұрын
Alessandra M both of them r ich ehhyats
@daviddacus81684 жыл бұрын
Onions
@sctncl5 жыл бұрын
S N haha your funny 😑😑
@DannyB20025 жыл бұрын
S N I’m sorry what?
@DannyB20025 жыл бұрын
S N ok?
@DannyB20025 жыл бұрын
In Italy every dish is sacred, we just get out of mind when someone try to make his own version of an Italian recipe... I know it's stupid, but we are very jealous about it
@mauriziofranco61205 жыл бұрын
The Italians who visit must be constantly in disgust of British cuisine.
@KY-xo9yt5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet
@Nofoxxgivenn Жыл бұрын
*_IT HAS A NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AH MAC ERONI-CHEESE_*
@qber58524 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite part
@iknowthetruth4ever8004 жыл бұрын
In italy we say maccheroni ch is pronounced k
@Hm-mn3ip3 жыл бұрын
999 likes
@yammmit3 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced like that in English as well Alister. Alt spelling is macaroni.
@shakibishfaq86273 жыл бұрын
@@shakibishfaq8627 I've never heard an English guy say maccheroni instead of macaroni
@Hm-mn3ip3 жыл бұрын
"It's closer to a British carbonara." "...why do I hear boss music?"
@brianwalters86412 жыл бұрын
🤣
@w.lester2552 жыл бұрын
And his grandmother came rolling in as a bike.
@thebluedragon072 жыл бұрын
FUCK IM DEAD. I thought the video killed me… nah this comment did!
@Vexius2 жыл бұрын
The silence before the comeback reminds me of Radahn's meteor attack from Elden Ring 😂
The most brutal exchange between the British and Italians since WW2.
The Humble Gamer nah the italians were not brutal in ww2 lmao
@@bk2active From Wiki, II Battle of El Alamein: The 7th Armoured Division was held up by the Ariete Armoured Division, which was destroyed conducting a determined resistance.[107] In his diary, Rommel wrote Enormous dust-clouds could be seen south and south-east of headquarters [of the DAK], where the desperate struggle of the small and inefficient Italian tanks of XX Corps was being played out against the hundred or so British heavy tanks which had come round their open right flank. I was later told by Major von Luck, whose battalion I had sent to close the gap between the Italians and the Afrika Korps, that the Italians, who at that time represented our strongest motorised force, fought with exemplary courage. Tank after tank split asunder or burned out, while all the time a tremendous British barrage lay over the Italian infantry and artillery positions. The last signal came from the Ariete at about 15.30 hours "Enemy tanks penetrated south of Ariete. Ariete now encircled. Location 5 km north-west Bir el Abd. Ariete tanks still in action". [...] In the Ariete we lost our oldest Italian comrades, from whom we had probably always demanded more than they, with their poor armament, had been capable of performing.[108][k] The Littorio Armoured Division and the Trieste Motorised Division were also destroyed. Berlin radio claimed that in this sector the "British were made to pay for their penetration with enormous losses in men and material. The Italians fought to the last man."[110] The British took many prisoners, since the remnants of Italian infantry divisions were not motorised and could not escape from encirclement. Private Sid Martindale, 1st Battalion Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders, wrote about the "Bologna" Division, which had taken the full weight of the British armoured attack:[l] The more we advanced the more we realised that the Italians did not have much fight in them after putting up a strong resistance to our overwhelming advance and they started surrendering to our lead troops in droves. There was not much action to see but we came across lots of burnt out Italian tanks that had been destroyed by our tanks. I had never seen a battlefield before and the site [sic] of so many dead was sickening.[112] The Bologna and the remnants of the Trento Division tried to fight their way out and marched into the desert without water, food or transport before surrendering, exhausted and dying from dehydration.[113] It was reported that Colonel Arrigo Dall'Olio, commanding the 40th Infantry Regiment of the Bologna Division, surrendered saying, "We have ceased firing not because we haven't the desire but because we have spent every round".[114] In a symbolic act of defiance, no one in 40th Bologna Infantry Regiment raised their hands. Harry Zinder of Time magazine noted that the Italians fought better than had been expected and commented that for the Italians It was a terrific letdown by their German allies. They had fought a good fight. In the south, the famed Folgore parachute division fought to the last round of ammunition. Two armoured divisions and a motorised division, which had been interspersed among the German formations, thought they would be allowed to retire gracefully with Rommel's 21st, 15th and 19th [sic] light. But even that was denied them. When it became obvious to Rommel that there would be little chance to hold anything between El Daba and the frontier, his Panzers dissolved, disintegrated and turned tail, leaving the Italians to fight a rear-guard action.[115]
VFAHSN jeez, I think the guy was just memeing it. But thanks for the lesson.
The Humble Gamer fr fr
@@bk2active The Italian soldier fought well, but it was their equipment and poor supply that really let them down, not their courage and spirit.
The fact that it takes him 4 seconds to translate it from Italian kills me every single time, this is pure gold
and for him to dig out that joke as a reference is nothing but pure wit
@@lou5368 ?
@@lou5368 reference? It's just Italian banter my dude
@@wea69420 yes, but he used it at the right moment. I'm pretty sure you've been in a situation where in you were thinking I should've said this instead etc. that is my point.
@@lou5368 I'm not sure if you understand why they're laughing.
His expression the moment he heard "if you had ham in it", is pure gold! 😂
0:08 he was hurt
That’s what got me too, he’s so upset with the idea of ham.
silence is golden as they say
**tarantella music stops**
Makes all the sense in the world because there's no such a thing as British cuisine/food culture, yet she talks as if she could improve what Gino just cooked. The "if had ham" was the jab but the "British Carbonara" was the cross 🤣
Max Verstappen on if the race would have been different with no safety car: “If my mom had balls, she’d be my dad.”
I've came here to watch this video again because of this hahahaha
She mentioned a British Carbonara and he was like *"You've mama'd your last'a mia"*
Awww beat me to it 😂
😆
Screenshotin this fuckin comment 😂😂😂
Wow such a funny and original joke
@@andreasantinelli7213 Pasta pizza mafia forget about it. How is my Italian?
If my bike had no wheels, it would be my grandmother.
No it's would be your mothergrand
Stop riding your grandmother
The most underrated comment ove seen on youtube 😅take a bow mate
Insert Name Here this made me laugh harder then the actual video
@@moolian3920 don't ask, don't tell.
This guy is a living embodiment of Italy, from how he talks, to his seriousness about food, to his affronted hilarious wit. What a legendary clip.
Yeaaaah, tbh, on 24kitchen, where I've seen him, he has never *cooked* a single thing himslef, only promoted and combined some "famous Italian" produce
Yeah like every English has bad theet, protruding ears and a big belly caused by beer. LOL What a bunch of crap. He's just forcing the character for the brits.
@@539ivana he does cook very often in numerous other shows though, don't know what you're trying to say with that
Even down to the way he dresses. He would fit in in the Jersey Shore lol
The hair and t-shirt too
The fact that the crew are laughing makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah, I get it - because everyone in town rode his Grandma!!
Holly: It's closer to a British carbonara Gino: So you have chosen death
So you have chosen to be a bike
Wow very funny and hilarious
@@John-X LMAO this one is original. Dead 🤣🤣🤣
@@John-X this is what deserves the 1k likes.
@@doctorpanigrahi9975 How do you know. Have you seen them
You're laughing, his grandmother almost became a bike and you're laughing.
want another wheel, Murray?
@@rin_etoware_2989 No I think we had enough of your bikes.
yo im weak lmao
imma turn this gramma into a bicycle 🚲
Wow, that was so funny, you should be a comedian
Here after Max’s “If my mom had balls…”
This is such a commonly used colloquialism in Italy and Greece (and probably other places) that it doesn't seem comical to Italians and Greeks in conversation. However foreigners hearing it for the first time find it hilarious. This exact scenario happened to me. We were arguing with some tourist girls we met and my friend used the phrase. The girls started crying with laughter to our astonishment, since we really don't realize the phrase is such a hilarious and absurd thing to say out of the blue.
Part of the hilarity to British ears (and I wouldn't expect an Italian or Greek to know this) is the alternative slang meaning of "bike" - a woman who is "ridden by everyone"... in other words "she's anyone's for a Babycham".
@@Mortimer50145Nah I don't think that's it. It's just how out of left field it is that makes it funny.
I'm guessing in Italy and greece they don't have the joke about certain girls being "the village bike" (everybody gets a ride.)
We also use it in Spain.
I would imagine that after its use on Good Morning and Holly/Phil's reaction to it, it may have started to gain usage in the UK. The most common variant, keeping the aunt/uncle connection, is "if my aunt had bollocks she'd be my uncle" which is slighty cruder but conveys the same sense of "this is hypthetical/impossible so stop worrying about it".
Its funny how he became offended immediately and managed to keep it inside for about 5 seconds and dropped the dopest comeback in the 21st century.
he was translating the phrase in his head
That's not even a comeback in Italy-
@@saragarofano6471 not everyone lives in Italy Sara
Feminists in nutshell
@@_GhostMiner what?
SOMEBODY INSULTED HIS SPAGET
You have some likes, bruh, just leaving you a message so you can see them.
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine It's only smells... XD
Literally yes
Rocco siffredi Don’t encourage him to make one of those “OMG TY FOR LIKE” edits.
@@bushisback112 they ruin good comments every time
His look at 0:06 is nearly as funny as the actual joke 😂😂that look of "I can't believe she really said that"
The other host knew exactly what she just said and what was going to happen and said quietly ".....oh no...."
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
The way he pauses and looks all discouraged and then says that line. This will forever be a masterpiece. 😂
The short moment to translate a none standard sentence happens to be the perfect time for comedic punchlines
The absolute look of contempt and hatred when she starts talking about adding ham
Classic 🤪
Reminded me of when Mike Strutter got upset in his Wine Tasting sketch
Never trifle with a cook's recipe. 😂
It's like she just insulted his mother. Lmao.
All I heard after was "Oh no. Oh nooo" lol
He looks genuinely insulted lmao
That’s the best part
He's been
@Rabbi Shekelberg He is offended like all Italians would if you compare traditional food with British garbage fake version. Anyway I know the real Gino, he robbed celebrities before going to jail and becoming a celebrity.
@@renettedescartes lmaoooooooooo
Renette Descartes what’s with the hate toward us?
Her: "Y'know, if you had ham in it..." Gino: *look of absolute shock and disbelief
What's her name ?
"If my mom had balls, she would be my dad" is the new "If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike"
I just love the "Oh no" "Oh nooooo." Someone saw it coming.
Ahahahah
He also said "I'm glad, you're standing there and I'm not" lol
True
Lmao phillip was terrified
That was Phillip, the guy standing next to her.
The fact he's perplexed at them laughing at what he thinks is a very serious and accurate analogy is my favorite part.
It's even funnier that he does not care about if they are choking or not, he keeps going on in his rant.
It is a way of saying here in Italy. Eve. Like 5 year olds know it
It's an idiom here in Italy
@@May16Joe no he knows it’s funny dum dum
@@davide7708 yes, that’s why it’s funny. It’s an idiom in the UK too. Maybe look up what “bike” is slang for in England.
I swear his expression at 0:07 is just 😂😂😂😂, the level of disbelief in his face right there
Reminds me of Samuel Jackson "stares motherfuckely" meme
I've watched it probably more than a hundred times, but it still breaks me. The comedic timing is just perfection
me too! 😂
i've watched it more than a hundred times and i don't get it at all
@@alwayselite748 then why did you watch it so many times?
I laughed harder at the part where he just kept talking as they look like they were choking
It dosent make sens what u sed u kno (Genuinely informative)
Berating them as they die.
And that playful smile he gives as he keeps talking
Beautiful
Very italian
Look at his face at 0:13 - he knows what he’s gonna use as a comeback right then and he looks down for like 6 seconds trying to do the translation to English to make sure he gets it right 😂
Jordan Rivas good thing he did because the timing was perfect 😂
Exectually
In Italian is a pretty common comeback to replay at a nonsensical comparison. An alternative more used version is "if my grandfather had 3 balls he would have been a pinball"
How the fuck do you know?
@@sethandrade4703 rehearsed. It wasn't off the cuff. They knew the joke would work so they set it up for him. And laughing would be easy because those two laugh A LOT and wether you hear it for the the first time or 1000th; with the correct delivery, it will make a lot of people laugh. Especially when delivered in a quasi indignant manner.
i wish i forgot this video ever existed so i could experience it all over again
I just love how EVERYONE, including everyone on the production team, instantly burst out laughing
When you hear the crew laughing in the background you know it's gold
Princess Diana had one of these
@@SKYLINED and then she died. What's your point?
@@grilledlettuce1845 what's yours ?
@@lowendpotato3021 lmao you people are funny 🤣
They're always fucking laughing on this show tho
“If it had, like... Ham in it” You could already start to smell the smoke
How tf you get no replies
@@aaronharman5431 I was wondering that too g
I caught that flash of hate in his eyes. He just about killed her on the spot.
LMAO
C A Z Z O INTENSIFIES
13 years ago and still cracks me up
That "stop it" gets me everytime
Holly: It's closer to a British Carbonara Gino: Peace was never an option.
Magneto
Unfunny overused joke spotted
@@fergalkidd91 I don't think you've managed to spot someone who actually gives a fuck. Oh well, better luck next time bucko.
TheSauerkraut keep searching we need to find an alternate universe we we gave a shit
TheSauerkraut never seen it and it was pretty funny so I think your opinion is your own
The smartest, wittiest comeback and he timed it to perfection. The silence before his delivery makes it even funnier.
They are laughing so much because in the UK calling a woman a bike is calling her a slut or a whore. The original expression was - 'village bicycle', meaning a bicycle shared by the community, where everybody gets to ride. It was the shock of hearing this, and the way he delivered the line that made them laugh so hard.
@@Blue-4 what's the difference
@@amphitriti and in Britain, calling someone a bike is slang for someone who sleeps with a lot of people, which is why the other 2 reacted as strongly as they did.
@@Dovahkiin106 This adds more to it than I previously understood. Incredible.
@@Blue-4 that's exactly how I understood and exactly why it was funny. I don't think there's any an idiom for redundant hypothesising like this in English, so it comes as kind of a 'shock' which makes it all the more hilarious
His delivery was so perfect & well timed with the genuine facial reaction.... So absolutely crazy hilarious 🤣
British tv gold absolutely love it
"It's closer to a British carbonara." *Spaghetti time stops*
Kek
My face: 😬
This isn't funky spunky time anymore pal
So this is war
After she mentions ham, the look he give says "Choose your next words carefully"
Spoiler, she didn't
Madness?
LOL The righteous indignation in the man's face
@@geoorge1000 I don't know, they seemed carefully calculated to inflict a precise and lethal blow, if you ask me
He already knew where the chat was going to end...
"If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle." He cleaned it up for television and made it even funnier.
No. He was trying ti translate the italian "Se mia nonna avesse avuto le rotelle sarebbe stata una carriola". If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a wheelbarrow" but i think he didn't know how to translate "carriola".. that's why you see him thinking for 10 seconds!😅
@@pippomattei5747 Yes.
that's nice, we have that saying in Spain too. Love to our Italian cousins
Even the guys in the studio couldn't help but laugh.
MizuKageG Have you seen the Gino cooking nude one..😂
I'm pretty sure they cracked up because in England if you call a female a bike they're a slut. Example: "Nana was the town bike, every body had a ride"
@@jordanc9282 what gino said was a classic italian joke "se mia nonna avesse le ruote era un flipper", they use it to interrupt someone talking about an unlikely conditiom to happen. literally nothing about being a slut or something
@@chakra_x but the show is in the uk not italy. so he basically called his gran a slut on tv.
Hanno ragione Gino ha dato della p...a a sua nonna lui ha detto se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe stata una moto in England se tu chiami una ragazza moto significa che tutti hanno fatto un giro sopra di lei metaforicamente parlando se la sono fatta la ragazza non la moto
"Its a different recipe, its got nothing to do with macaroni cheese" that part had me rolling
@Stefan Hendriks why so aggressive
@Stefan Hendriks stfu
@Stefan Hendriks no one asked
@Stefan Hendriks did i say whether its true or not all i said is that it was funny so stfu kid
I love all you pricks
It's been 12yrs.. still it's the best comeback ever..
This lives rent free in my head
"It's closer to a British carbonara." *Spaghetti music stops*
*pizza dough freezes in the air, stops spinning entirely*
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r mwa
Spaghetti music 💀
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Never have I heard a phrase spoken with such genuine irritation lmao
Reece Gallagher she insulted his shpagett
When she said he already gave her a look as if sentencing her to death
Reece Gallagher 664 likes We almost there Wait. No. If Darkimoo will be summoned then an army of da girls will as well!
Italian phrase, retold in English, by an Italian, with a passive aggressive English delivery. Priceless.
I don't know how many times I've seen this but I still click for a chuckle 😄
This was still one of the best morning talk shows. For whatever reason happened, it's sad. The show will never be the same again.
The accidental comedic timing here is immaculate.
The timing was too good lol.
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am KZhead's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear so
@@AxxLAfriku oh god not you again
not accidental. gino has great comedic timing. he knows exactly what he’s doing
@@AxxLAfriku Isn’t that the lyrics to Sk8er boi? Lmao
I'm Italian and he is completely right and his rage justified
Hello from Greece. Yes, he is right, we have the same reaction when they mix up our recipes
I'm English and he is completely right and his rage is justified
I'm on the moon and he is completely right and his rage is justified
I'm Chinese and even I felt that rage! It's like me watching Uncle Roger commentating the BBC food show with the butchered fried rice.
I'm an American and I have no idea what they are talking about.
It's beautiful, I've watched this for 5 hours now
I'm Italian and what Gino said it's actually a figure of speech, a crazy and ironic way to reply to a "stupid" question or statement. (original) "se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe un tram" (if my grandma had wheels, she would be a tramway)
I’m pretty sure he’s just using an analogy to show how dumb their comparison was. Granted I’ve never heard that analogy used so maybe, but I doubt it. Edit: also if he was using the figure of speech, why not translate it to wheels and tram? And why use the figure of speech if it’s getting translated?
@@joegeneric1846, as Italian, trust me it's a figure of speech
@@thegreenexperiment1484 as an Italian I can confirm, is a figure of speech we use to do with tramway more than bike. Still super funny!
In my zone (veneto), we use another form of it: "if my grandfather had three balls he would be a pinball machine"
@@titandado3414 sì ma tu sei un Gabber! 😃
Okay, but Philip's tiny "oh no," that had me rolling before Gino even said anything.
It's like he felt the unavoidable rage Gino was about to unleash on Holly
That oh no was like when animals leaves in preparation for a natural disaster. The man knew what was coming to them hahaha
He tried to stop her by saying "oh no" so many times!! but she wouldn't hear no body...hahaha it is like he was trying to stop her but off she went 🤣
Followed by "well I'm glad your standing there" he just knows what about to go down 😭😂
I believe he said I'm glad you're standing there as if to say you are at arms length to be smacked by this angry Italian.
The thing that makes this so hilarious is the fact that he keeps a straight face while a man is literally choking to death in front of him because his honor is so offended lmfaooooo.
That's just it, he wasn't trying to be funny. It was truly outraged by the absurdity. Classic!
No mercy
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LMFAO BRO I DIED 💀🤣
YAAAASSSS 🤣🤣🤣💀
He doesn't always speak fluent english, but when he does, it's one of the most glorious moments in internet history.
One of the most professional and entertaining chefs of all time- and funny. Grazi Gino😂
0:10 you can clearly see the moment when he becomes possessed by the spirit of 2000 years of italian cooking
2041 years !
Such a god coment made me cry
Pasta has only existed for like 600 years though
In england the translation has another meaning. Basically called him gm a sl*g
@@Mrtheunnameable bet you’re fun at parties
Everything about this is so perfect. The way he cinematically turns his head in disbelief. The way he is so clearly annoyed even as they are about to die from choking. It's so good
When she mentioned ham he immediately expected something horrible by the look on his face. Lmao
Fyi, gino is dumb as dirt. He honestly couldn't figure out if what he said was wrong, didn't make sense, or he was being disrespectful. But he has these rare moments of brilliant quotes that put everyone around him in cry laughter. He's the best part of watching the Gordon Ramsey travel series.
Good thing they stopped choking cause by the looks of his face he wouldn't be delivering the "kiss of life!!!"
The way the old guy said "I'm glad you're standing there"
She just hid all her laughter though, that was not good
Love how the entire studio laughing their asses off while the old man is fighting for his life 😂 even ramsay dont wanna mess with chef gino
The way Gino just SAYS the line WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT, and NOBODY CAN HELP HIM IS PURE GOLD. OH GINO🙏😅👍
huh? he does understand it
Hes making fun of the comparison she made between carbonara and mac & cheese. Thats the joke
@@alexinivai08 DUH !!!!!
@@alexinivai08 HOLY NOT GETTING IT
Italians don't joke about when it comes to their food. Lol
Maybe they should joke more. Food is food, the world isn't gonna end over a little ham. 😊
Pumpkin when you can’t cook
@@pumpkin6429 Then it a fake version
Pumpkin food is the most important thing to achieve happiness porco dio
Nor their grandmothers
0:07 - shock 0:14 - denial 0:17 - anger 0:21 - bargaining 0:38 - depression 0:50 - testing 0:59 - acceptance
LOL
masterpiece comment
All 7 levels in less than a minute. Impressive. Normal people would've took almost less than half of their lifetime
Truly a masterpiece comment indeed
0:51 - can put a ham at home if you want
12 years later and this is still One of my favorite videos on the internet
I still come back to this clip for sure morale, absolute classic 😂
I love Gino's genuine reaction : 1. Startle & stare at her 2. digest the offense while looking at his plate 3. finds the best answer 4. lock and load and BOOOM !
I the in step 3 he was also translating that saying from Italian 🙂
Last step : BOOM ROASTED !!
His look of genuine disgust at what he was hearing... LOOOOOOOL
And the fact that the roast was executed with an Italian accent... Brilliant
This is my favourite comment
"British carbonera..." *Gino:* "The Blitz was justified"
😯🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@C.Woodford nope, born in Naples. By the accent, I'd guess he grew up there at least until his teens.
@@C.Woodford wtf are you mentally ok? he's literally from Torre Del Greco, Naples
Still gets me every time after all these years lol
omg, I need to see that over and over again. That is pure gold
I can still taste the coffee coming out of my nose when I watched this live.
But dude, you were not drinking any coffee that day. You should see a doctor, dude.
I watched it live too! It was the highlight of my week!
A true brit would be drinking tea
@@frankhaula Right thought you were british for some reason
I remember too, was standing in my mothers living room, talking to her, only half paying attention... dove for the remote to wind it back ... convinced I had misheard.
Almost 11 years later and still the biggest comeback ever recorded in UK History...
You may want to check out some of Simon Amstell's work on nevermind the buzzcocks :)
@@Thrill0g "Or she'd have me killed and make it look like suicide"
@@eddiewinehosen6665 "With a motorbike made of jealousy"
11 years?
That's a common comeback in italy tho, there's several variations such as "if my granfather had 3 balls he would've been a pinball machine" and my favorite "If NIck pooped he wouldn't have died of constipation"
Truly among the greatest vid clips of all time...
I am watching and watching again 🤣🤣🤣
When the video is a minute long and ten years old, you know it's going to be a masterpiece
Struth! 🤣
BAM!
@@TromBooneTubeHAM
Only beaten by videos under 20 seconds from 2008 or before
He's Ben Affleck without depression.
I-....yes
OH MY GOD LMAO
Bruhh👁👄👁
*slow camera zoom while the sound of silence plays* 'I agree.'
What does that mean?
This never gets old! 😂😂😂😂
Man, I miss this era of Britain so much.
The amazing thing about this clip is that it's comedic value does not decrease when you re-watch it!
Sam ive legit sat here and watched it about 8 times
@@flopface2237 Same I got about a dozen viewing before I decided to stop so I could breathe again.
Also, even if the punchline was spoiled in the title, his accent and delivery make it so much better
No it just gets funnier lol cause the more you watch the more you hear
I cant stop rewatching it 😂
If ma granda moda hada weels she would hava been a bike
Ah I see you speak fluent Italian
Are you Otto from the movie "A fish called Wanda"?
@Palla di Lardo Yes he does because he's from Naples and they speak like that in Italian too. He also created his business around his accent. I'm Italian and do not categorically speak like that because I'm not from the south of Italy and also because I make sure I don't.
@bob marley I simply never spoke English the way you would expect Italians to speak English. I'm not intentionally changing the way I speak I just don't sound Italian, that's all.
Nan was a slappa
So genuine and original hahaha 🤣😂
This is and will always be the best thing to ever happen on this show
Love the way he stabs the pasta while he gains his composure.
Hahahaha
Full of the exaggerated swagger of a white Italian male
kzhead.info/sun/Z6tvlZiMmHyunoE/bejne.html !!!!.
@@JLEC2005 white? Do yellow Italians have no swagger?
@@ghostshipone shush
0:14 this is the moment he started to translate joke in his head 😂😂😂😂 he is a legend
He took his time before unleashing it 😂😂 Love it
HAHAHAHAHHAAH.. I SAW THAT
Se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe una bicicletta.
Da me è "Se avessimo le ruote, saremmo delle carriole"
@@novatek443 Da me è "Se mio nonno avesse le ruote sarebbe un bel carretto"
This video never fails to have me in tears
That is the best come back I’ve ever seen in British television
In Poland we say "If my grandma had an antenna, she would've been a radio" lmao
Gdyby babcia miała wąsy to by była dziadkiem
In England calling a girl a bike is negative.Especially if everybody gets to ride it... that's why they were laughing
That's so funny! My folks here change the bike for a wheelbarrow, but it's funny all the same...
if my grandma had a mustache, she would be my grandpa
@@robertszumiowski589 we use it in turkey
It’s just an Italian phrase. In Albania, we say ‘if my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle’
Funcheon Mc Truncheon Albanian culture is older than Irish
@@JD-po3yl Are you on drugs man? 😂 😂 😂
Funcheon Mc Truncheon ‘celts who migrated from Central Europe around 500BC’
It's not because I'm albanian but albania culture is actually older.
I'm Albanian too
This is years ago but still makes me laugh so much! This TRIO is the BEST EVER!
one of my favorite video of all the internet
this was recorded on the 18th of may 2010 so today is the 10th anniversary
@@2006Mercury i'll be sure to come back if im not dead
Same boys! See you in another 10 years!
See you in Ten years hopefully lads !
Congratulations and thank you for the services
10 years to go. I'm setting a reminder
The wheels spinning in his head (pun intended) trying to translate that rage from Italian to English gets me every time. The absolute calm before the storm
so his head is a bike?
@@dsdy1205good one
@@dsdy1205 if his head had wheels, it sure would've been.
That smirk when he thinks in Italian 😂😂😂😂😂
Each time I watch it I love it just as much as the last time.
I love the way that Holly Willoughby pronounced “British carbonara”. So sweet, and so British. She almost fell to the ground with laughter. I can watch this video a hundred times and it will always be hilarious.
I honestly think this is one of the greatest moments in TV history
with a humorous scatch the picture of Italian and foreign cuisine was made, Italians are attentive to everything, for them food is an art and if you imitate Picasso you cannot say that your picture is like Picasso's.
the comedic timing is honestly perfect. I hope that people in 50 years will appreciate this as much as we do
After the come dine with me guy 😂
Will Smith and Chris Rock???!
@@NickVaquerano bruh
That joke is so Mediterranean, Italian, Greek and I think Spanish people say it. In English, it sounds so foreign 😂
In spanish is identical to italian saying, i assure you.
Molag Bal Lmao what where? Tf no one has ever heard this expression in their life
@@BudderB0y2222 It's said a lot in Ireland by older people
I am English and I think it was a totally valid thing to say. Never heard of it before but it's a totally valid remark, I didn't find it as funny as them but I did giggle at the irony, because Holly did sound fucking stupid when she opened her mouth. I have heard people call others the town bike ect but firstly when someone says bike I think of two wheels and a frame. Mainly because I'm not a school child.
Ever heard of "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride" ?? Its a totally English saying
God damn this is the best video to return to. never fails to lift my spirits.
TRUE ITALIAN HERO
Alessandra M no one’s heard of him in Italy, just an idiot and an embarrassment
Not really
He's a Yorkshire man
Wonderful chef and funny man
Alessandra M both of them r ich ehhyats
Onions
S N haha your funny 😑😑
S N I’m sorry what?
S N ok?
In Italy every dish is sacred, we just get out of mind when someone try to make his own version of an Italian recipe... I know it's stupid, but we are very jealous about it
The Italians who visit must be constantly in disgust of British cuisine.
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet
*_IT HAS A NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AH MAC ERONI-CHEESE_*
This is probably my favorite part
In italy we say maccheroni ch is pronounced k
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It's pronounced like that in English as well Alister. Alt spelling is macaroni.
@@shakibishfaq8627 I've never heard an English guy say maccheroni instead of macaroni
"It's closer to a British carbonara." "...why do I hear boss music?"
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And his grandmother came rolling in as a bike.
FUCK IM DEAD. I thought the video killed me… nah this comment did!
The silence before the comeback reminds me of Radahn's meteor attack from Elden Ring 😂
kzhead.info/sun/Z6tvlZiMmHyunoE/bejne.html !!!!.