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Conan investigates why Jordan rolls in past noon and discovers his creepy morning routines.
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Conan Catches Jordan Schlansky Coming In Late | CONAN on TBS
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  • This video is a gateway drug into Jordan Schlansky Saga.

    @t.p.w.6343@t.p.w.63435 жыл бұрын

    • Tayna Weher yes it is 😂😂

      @dabbyt3800@dabbyt38005 жыл бұрын

    • For me it is the end coz ive seen all the others already

      @aryanrana6369@aryanrana63695 жыл бұрын

    • Yes yes yes 😂👌

      @mumin9436@mumin94365 жыл бұрын

    • Just joined today these are hilarious

      @GS-kj6ur@GS-kj6ur5 жыл бұрын

    • Yeap, I've seen all of them, and I keep Jonesing for more.

      @michaelheath2866@michaelheath28665 жыл бұрын

  • ”My lack of awareness of the time is not responsible for the hour that I arrive in the office”

    @chsandstrom@chsandstrom4 жыл бұрын

    • Mirk Jerken best line ever

      @pillar350@pillar3504 жыл бұрын

    • They need to make a movie and have a douchie character inspired by this guy with this guys lines

      @angieb976@angieb9764 жыл бұрын

    • I should use this in school

      @Standin.Fallen@Standin.Fallen4 жыл бұрын

    • Low key sick line, lol

      @castlehill6717@castlehill67174 жыл бұрын

    • Low key a bar

      @yalamburrrr@yalamburrrr4 жыл бұрын

  • "I've been experimenting with oats and whey" is one of the funniest lines ever uttered on this show

    @DanFlashes99@DanFlashes99 Жыл бұрын

    • Maybe he was curious...

      @joliecide@joliecide Жыл бұрын

    • Hilarious that he goes into so much detail

      @alexanderdeadmansche@alexanderdeadmansche Жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like Patrick Bateman haha

      @MrPlant597@MrPlant5977 ай бұрын

    • But did you know that he prepares his body in various ways?

      @timy9197@timy91974 ай бұрын

    • Very few people noticed he emphasizes "immediately" as if he quite literally immediately as he wakes up reaches to his side and drinks a prepared shake!

      @Thomas-ib8fe@Thomas-ib8fe3 ай бұрын

  • Conan: “you’re not making eye contact with me” Jordan: WHY WOULD I?

    @asemfarouk9741@asemfarouk97413 жыл бұрын

    • I think he avoids eye contact with Conan When he's on the verge of cracking up.

      @glp046@glp0463 жыл бұрын

    • Unlike Ellen, Conan invites eye contact from his employees

      @benfulfer3260@benfulfer32603 жыл бұрын

    • @@glp046 Or he's just super introverted. I hate eye contact. It's useless to me.

      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307@joyandpeacefullaughter53073 жыл бұрын

    • @@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 me too

      @lukebennett1648@lukebennett16483 жыл бұрын

    • @@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 Well, he's acting, but you should get over that because it's not a good look in job interviews, etc. (no pun intended)

      @clamdigger1602@clamdigger16022 жыл бұрын

  • "Remove your shirt. What part of your body did you shave?" "My face."

    @PrettyProChannel@PrettyProChannel3 жыл бұрын

    • "What about down south?" "That's private." "But you just took off your shirt"

      @seanA416@seanA4163 жыл бұрын

    • @@seanA416 You don't need to quote the entire thing.

      @FriendlyCroock@FriendlyCroock3 жыл бұрын

    • "I'm just asking if you shave your John Dory, do you?

      @mikrogoon@mikrogoon3 жыл бұрын

    • @@FriendlyCroock you're part of the problem

      @myy1008@myy10083 жыл бұрын

    • I hug fully clothed grandmas

      @Hchris101@Hchris1013 жыл бұрын

  • 6:56 "You're not making eye contact with me." "Why would I?" This man has a lot of experience with interrogations...

    @samflynn97@samflynn975 жыл бұрын

    • omg didn't notice that, thanks lol

      @nicomas2471@nicomas24714 жыл бұрын

    • It's part of his various roles and responsibilities

      @Tyler-eq6hp@Tyler-eq6hp4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Tyler-eq6hp various...lol

      @marisad9856@marisad98564 жыл бұрын

    • 420 basically abusing him? Yeesh. Get a boss.

      @danieldmyers@danieldmyers4 жыл бұрын

    • @@danieldmyers work alone. Thats better

      @marcogiordano1207@marcogiordano12074 жыл бұрын

  • 3:11 *Jordan showing his card like it's FBI badge had me rolling* 😂

    @astroloudboy@astroloudboy Жыл бұрын

    • 😂 it’s straight from an FBI movie

      @jesssss12@jesssss12 Жыл бұрын

    • Bond. James Bond

      @georgecampbell349@georgecampbell349 Жыл бұрын

    • Could u tell me what the had me rolling expression is please?

      @santibarbarulo7446@santibarbarulo74468 ай бұрын

    • ​@@santibarbarulo7446laughing hard is what it means

      @jeremiahking2072@jeremiahking20728 ай бұрын

    • ​@@georgecampbell349Schlansky. Jordan Schlansky.

      @karlebersberger2835@karlebersberger28357 ай бұрын

  • The cocktail of giddiness, amazement and murderous rage on Conan's face when he realizes the gold mine of comedy he has discovered right under his nose is the most underrated part of this video.

    @samfilmkid@samfilmkid Жыл бұрын

    • Sorry, but you're just reading too much into it. Conan didn't discover anything here, he had been doing Jordan remotes even back in New York.

      @hellterminator@hellterminator11 ай бұрын

    • @@hellterminator Every segment he does with Jordan is like that though, that's why every segment is an escalation

      @maulds7650@maulds765011 ай бұрын

  • "you've studied humans on our planet for a while"

    @entertain7us148@entertain7us1485 жыл бұрын

    • @@exorbitantmango200 reply*

      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n4 жыл бұрын

    • Well, he's half Vulcan and Half Italian

      @Overneed-Belkan-Witch@Overneed-Belkan-Witch4 жыл бұрын

    • His true boss is mark zucc, and we all know it

      @drinkwater247@drinkwater2474 жыл бұрын

    • @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n you made that guy delete his comment 😂

      @tastytizzler1383@tastytizzler1383 Жыл бұрын

  • Meanwhile, Sona just finished four seasons of Friends

    @herropreaseherro7870@herropreaseherro78704 жыл бұрын

    • She prepared her mind in various ways. Watched "Friends"...."Gigolos"...

      @keithpatrick156@keithpatrick1563 жыл бұрын

    • but she got to the office on time

      @ligregni@ligregni2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ligregni but Jordan has various tasks and duties as an associate producer.

      @firecrackerjack68@firecrackerjack682 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @tonypele7054@tonypele70542 жыл бұрын

    • @@ligregni uh yeah, you gotta start your series marathons early

      @neldormiveglia1312@neldormiveglia13122 жыл бұрын

  • This is an all-time classic! 9 years later and I still revisit this piece of art from time to time!!

    @gabriellex6142@gabriellex6142 Жыл бұрын

    • Same ❤

      @masimmomasimmo@masimmomasimmo Жыл бұрын

    • Me too. love that personal espresso machine bit n the free food

      @Dee010s@Dee010s Жыл бұрын

    • "You know how I knew it was the centre.... I've worked for a living" classic 🤣🤣😂😂

      @hypergolic8468@hypergolic8468 Жыл бұрын

    • Same ♥

      @erikrojas8906@erikrojas8906 Жыл бұрын

    • Same here!

      @edwardbennett959@edwardbennett959 Жыл бұрын

  • “You put the time card in the middle. Do you know how I know? I’ve worked for a living.” Conan throwing shade at Jordan is the best.

    @andrewfroese1067@andrewfroese1067 Жыл бұрын

  • "is your intention to hang on to these or to give them to a worthy childrens charity?" "undecided"

    @justsayin3535@justsayin35357 жыл бұрын

    • just sayin nearly 1k likes but no replies well heres mine

      @kamikoto1558@kamikoto15586 жыл бұрын

    • just sayin your profile picture is everything 😂😂

      @wazzzaaa341@wazzzaaa3416 жыл бұрын

    • "to make sure that one of my workers is a real.. busy bee" "buzz buzz"

      @TheChuchurocket@TheChuchurocket6 жыл бұрын

    • just sayin v.

      @madsrempt8027@madsrempt80276 жыл бұрын

    • I just heard that as I was reading

      @freddycorcoran5937@freddycorcoran59376 жыл бұрын

  • He got him with that “I’ve worked for a living”😂

    @victor_r.m@victor_r.m4 жыл бұрын

    • that is such a good roast, i love that 😂

      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734@nurmadihahbintizulkifli17344 жыл бұрын

    • In the 19th century

      @trainofaaron@trainofaaron4 жыл бұрын

    • So glad I am unemployed.

      @user-xs3og8us3d@user-xs3og8us3d4 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-xs3og8us3d lol u wont when u out on the streets

      @samthoeung4382@samthoeung43824 жыл бұрын

    • @@NealNot you must be fun at parties

      @DylanMcGinnInvesting@DylanMcGinnInvesting4 жыл бұрын

  • 4:57 "I prepared my body in various ways" the words hit my brain that is my best words what I had ever heard... Jorden you re genius

    @adiantum7124@adiantum71243 жыл бұрын

    • It totally applies to us all though. It can mean anything from eating breakfast to washing hands, or exercising. "Various" really is a magical word.

      @davec3651@davec36513 жыл бұрын

    • your words hurt my brain reading this comment

      @jAYROCCS1x@jAYROCCS1x3 жыл бұрын

    • @@jAYROCCS1x various words

      @David-tq8ok@David-tq8ok2 жыл бұрын

    • Isn't that a quote from American Psycho?

      @peteralbrecht473@peteralbrecht4732 жыл бұрын

    • Such a funny way of putting it. I also love that he has to include the fact that he’s been experimenting with oats and whey

      @alexanderdeadmansche@alexanderdeadmansche Жыл бұрын

  • "I prepare my body in various ways" is iconic at this point

    @ern1982@ern19822 жыл бұрын

    • Somebody's gotta put that on the back of a t-shirt!

      @NiVi192@NiVi19213 күн бұрын

  • He looks like the kind of guy who would try to avoid synthetic maltodextrin.

    @michaelbross5687@michaelbross56874 жыл бұрын

    • Most under rated comment on the internet yet.

      @jayweatherbee8666@jayweatherbee86664 жыл бұрын

    • Jay Weatherbee thank you 😂

      @michaelbross5687@michaelbross56874 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @nataliaa.1094@nataliaa.10944 жыл бұрын

    • 😂 😂 😂

      @littlered6340@littlered63404 жыл бұрын

    • You look like the type of person who actively takes synthetic maltodextrin.

      @seanmatthewking@seanmatthewking4 жыл бұрын

  • “I’ve worked for a living”. That was savage!

    @txmoney@txmoney5 жыл бұрын

    • txmoney That was glorious

      @ExileOnDaytonStreet@ExileOnDaytonStreet4 жыл бұрын

    • txmoney Jordan got murdered on that one

      @LordLazo@LordLazo4 жыл бұрын

    • Even my mom in her 60s laughed at that.

      @mrjack8849@mrjack88494 жыл бұрын

    • It’s true as well, Conan got screwed a lot of times before and he always refused to give up and always come out on top

      @OMW-on4vk@OMW-on4vk4 жыл бұрын

    • I've watched and laughed at this part so many times, which now makes me wonder .. I wonder what Jordan did for a living before Conan. #toolazytowikisearch

      @googelle7555@googelle75554 жыл бұрын

  • Who’s still watching this in 2024!?

    @emanuelflores7180@emanuelflores71803 ай бұрын

    • Me

      @wouterbouman4332@wouterbouman43322 ай бұрын

    • Me

      @daviffryue9141@daviffryue91412 ай бұрын

    • Me

      @AlexGonzalez-ye4fs@AlexGonzalez-ye4fs2 ай бұрын

    • Me

      @user-ph3cw7ee6d@user-ph3cw7ee6dАй бұрын

    • Me

      @ronnieyan3009@ronnieyan3009Ай бұрын

  • "Ive been experimenting with oats and whey." Quite possibly my favorite line ever

    @Rocketmanrun@Rocketmanrun2 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @Rocketmanrun@Rocketmanrun Жыл бұрын

    • Why? I don't get it.

      @billbauer9795@billbauer97952 ай бұрын

    • @@billbauer9795 Because it's delivered at such a funny time. Conan is trying to interrogate him about his tardiness and he responds with oddly specific details of his breakfast shake

      @EricThomason@EricThomason25 күн бұрын

  • "Then I prepared my body in various ways" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    @AishwaryaNet@AishwaryaNet5 жыл бұрын

    • Who talks like that?

      @rjharris1960@rjharris19605 жыл бұрын

    • @@willarduswonkituss305 Im dying

      @mant555@mant5555 жыл бұрын

    • i'm gonna be borrowing that quote from now on.

      @psychoaztecs@psychoaztecs5 жыл бұрын

    • Everything he does is various.

      @Strimlarn87@Strimlarn875 жыл бұрын

    • PATRICK BATEMAN!

      @whatwouldtarado213@whatwouldtarado2135 жыл бұрын

  • Jordan sounds like he walked into “To Catch a Predator”

    @trevor_on_youtube2809@trevor_on_youtube28094 жыл бұрын

    • this comment got me. Lmao

      @quchi7232@quchi72324 жыл бұрын

    • Would be funny if Chris Hansen was there...

      @ryancourt8065@ryancourt80654 жыл бұрын

    • ‘Prepared my body in various ways’

      @DK-uj1er@DK-uj1er4 жыл бұрын

    • Would you please have a seat

      @mekaniklboltmb4880@mekaniklboltmb48804 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahaha....LOL

      @cookingwithlove6313@cookingwithlove63134 жыл бұрын

  • Of all the Jordan skits, THIS one never gets old.....

    @rkline65@rkline653 жыл бұрын

    • Seriously this was the first one I saw and every time I watch it I die of laughter

      @theaveragemegaguy@theaveragemegaguy3 жыл бұрын

    • It's certainly one of the most sincere, and is a great introductory video to those we are trying to introduce to the Conan + Jordan saga! The only thing more we could ever wish for is for these two to have met each other sooner! So much situational / conversational comedy gold! 💛

      @pablot-r9402@pablot-r9402Ай бұрын

  • "I've been experimenting with oats and whey" "I prepared my body in various ways" This is a great first episode of the Jordan Schlansky Saga

    @GammaX13@GammaX132 жыл бұрын

    • I think the character originated earlier, but good intro to the character nonetheless

      @user-bz7hz4jl1t@user-bz7hz4jl1t Жыл бұрын

    • Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock. And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. Matthew 7:24-27 💙✨

      @mahalalel27@mahalalel27 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, this is where you’re really gonna save ‘em lmao, in the comments section of a youtube video.

      @alecedgerly1277@alecedgerly127711 ай бұрын

    • It's not the first episode, the first episodes were meeting Jordan, house hunting with Jordan, Conan and Jordan visits Italian restaurant, and coffee machine.

      @stormrevenant@stormrevenant7 ай бұрын

  • “What do you think the human response would be ?” Hahah

    @RG-vp6br@RG-vp6br4 жыл бұрын

    • "the"

      @alex_lomov@alex_lomov4 жыл бұрын

    • @@alex_lomov what?

      @primtve_dope9568@primtve_dope95684 жыл бұрын

    • THEY ARE LEARNING, THE "JORDANS" ARE LEARNING!!!!

      @tildaheart3372@tildaheart33724 жыл бұрын

  • "I've worked for a living" THE SHADE

    @Kvmilla@Kvmilla7 жыл бұрын

    • Step 1: Fold ice pack until you hear a crunch sound Step 2: Apply ice pack to affected burn area

      @manictiger@manictiger6 жыл бұрын

    • Kvmilla 4

      @cod-slayer2697@cod-slayer26976 жыл бұрын

    • Kvmilla I don't get it

      @um-mr9jf@um-mr9jf6 жыл бұрын

    • He didn't even do it correctly lol the sheet is to go sideways LOL

      @MarcHershey@MarcHershey6 жыл бұрын

    • Kvmilla i

      @NattyMattyD@NattyMattyD6 жыл бұрын

  • Conan will go down in history as the all time funniest talk show host in the history of television!

    @catdaddydonbrewer007@catdaddydonbrewer007 Жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely!

      @belltolls1984@belltolls1984 Жыл бұрын

    • Agree 💯

      @farrel_ra@farrel_ra Жыл бұрын

    • Conan is pretty funny, but definitely NOT one of the best ever.

      @alru5792@alru5792 Жыл бұрын

    • @@alru5792 name 3 living talk show host that are better and name 3 dead talk show host better. Cause there’s only been maybe 20 relevant known talkshow host ever.

      @catdaddydonbrewer007@catdaddydonbrewer007 Жыл бұрын

    • @@catdaddydonbrewer007 eric andre

      @maly_bobon3352@maly_bobon3352 Жыл бұрын

  • Who else is here rewatching these after finding out Conan is ending his late night show?

    @allison1507@allison15072 жыл бұрын

    • me

      @sunritroykarmakar4406@sunritroykarmakar44062 жыл бұрын

    • WHAT NO

      @georgieacero7043@georgieacero70432 жыл бұрын

    • so sad. I don't get why, other than them forcing him out, Im assuming because he wont' ago along with these late night 'hosts' agenda, aka Team Biden / Communism affiliates such as Kimmel, Seth, Colbert, etc..

      @12structures@12structures2 жыл бұрын

    • 12structures, he got another show on HBO, and HBO pays a hell of a lot more. Follow the money.

      @xxwhispersxx2856@xxwhispersxx28562 жыл бұрын

    • @@12structures I hope you make a friend one day

      @arthursdl@arthursdl2 жыл бұрын

  • he just stands in his office, shirtless in front of his boss, with his hands in his pockets

    @ragerodracir@ragerodracir5 жыл бұрын

    • Wearing a pair of sunglasses

      @ASHISHPATEL-ot3lu@ASHISHPATEL-ot3lu5 жыл бұрын

    • While he explains how he prepares his body in various ways

      @ohhhboyyy7625@ohhhboyyy76255 жыл бұрын

    • In such a monotone voice ...

      @Teck0ne1@Teck0ne14 жыл бұрын

    • If that is not badassery, then I don't know what is.

      @geo865833@geo8658334 жыл бұрын

    • @@geo865833 once i ate a whole sandwich in one bite

      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n4 жыл бұрын

  • One day Conan is going to go missing, and we will all know who did it.

    @supermigit999@supermigit9994 жыл бұрын

    • Ha

      @PANDA_SPEAKS101@PANDA_SPEAKS1013 жыл бұрын

    • And no one will tell

      @Umoade@Umoade3 жыл бұрын

    • That day will be in June

      @zacheryjequinto7259@zacheryjequinto72593 жыл бұрын

    • We haven’t seen Jordan in awhile, maybe Conan killed him first.

      @philb6133@philb61333 жыл бұрын

    • But there will be no proof!

      @jinxjaws@jinxjaws3 жыл бұрын

  • I swear I was depressed in early February and then I discovered and binge watch all of the Conan and Jordan videos and my depression lifted. I am being serious! Conan rocks!

    @channelmixer@channelmixer3 жыл бұрын

    • Listen to his podcast and you will fully overcome depression 😇

      @dianeee1992x@dianeee1992x2 жыл бұрын

    • Better than Prozac!

      @joedirt3449@joedirt34492 жыл бұрын

    • Hope you are doing well now

      @michaelscottoriginal@michaelscottoriginal Жыл бұрын

    • *feeling blue

      @Gurra88@Gurra88 Жыл бұрын

  • The part when Conan says “You’re not making eye contact with me” and Jordan’s response is “Why would I?” always kills me

    @EnterShikari777@EnterShikari7774 ай бұрын

  • "I Prepared my body in various ways" is the best quote ever.

    @PantheonContent@PantheonContent4 жыл бұрын

    • And so useful in so very many possible situations!

      @gfox9295@gfox92954 жыл бұрын

    • lol that response will certainly stop any further questioning about being late

      @MrTruth111@MrTruth1114 жыл бұрын

  • Jordon's probably the real life version of Dexter Morgan.

    @AceBobcat@AceBobcat8 жыл бұрын

    • EXACTLY who he reminds me of!!

      @hmfoden@hmfoden8 жыл бұрын

    • He's just a Vulcan!

      @jsnthurst1@jsnthurst18 жыл бұрын

    • THANK YOU!

      @jackroberts4521@jackroberts45218 жыл бұрын

    • He's just Hachiman in real life from OREGAIRU

      @michaelsemen5529@michaelsemen55296 жыл бұрын

    • Or the real version of Gilfoyle on Silicon Valley

      @albert0495@albert04956 жыл бұрын

  • 1:23 glad to see that Jordan fully relocated the espresso machine into his office 🤣

    @mariaaaaaaaaaaa01@mariaaaaaaaaaaa012 жыл бұрын

  • "You've studied humans on our planet for awhile." Hilarious. Probably true too.

    @fasteddylove-muffin6415@fasteddylove-muffin64153 жыл бұрын

  • "Know how I know it was the center? Because I've worked for a living." I believe the mic has been dropped

    @SonOfMuta@SonOfMuta7 жыл бұрын

    • ikr

      @kinglyyasin5985@kinglyyasin59857 жыл бұрын

    • Best part of the skit

      @roba6356@roba63567 жыл бұрын

    • That was one of those savage moments that you just don't cross. Lol

      @MrGbounds@MrGbounds7 жыл бұрын

    • The Son of Muta that part killed me ha!

      @UseToPewProfessionally@UseToPewProfessionally7 жыл бұрын

    • except that he didn't tell him he had to punch it sideways. so im not sure hes ever used one

      @harryscheuerle659@harryscheuerle6597 жыл бұрын

  • Anyone else notice at 8:27 that Jordan’s office plaque says “One Cranky Fake Italian”??

    @jeremiahhyslip5803@jeremiahhyslip58034 жыл бұрын

    • Nice catch!!

      @Mauro0@Mauro04 жыл бұрын

    • also is that the 500 dollar espresso machine in the back? 4:10

      @solkels_z4794@solkels_z47944 жыл бұрын

    • Where??

      @MeMe-td1ye@MeMe-td1ye3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MeMe-td1ye The sign right next to his head! Can be seen clearly if you pause at 8:29

      @jeremiahhyslip5803@jeremiahhyslip58033 жыл бұрын

    • @@jeremiahhyslip5803 in Italian??

      @MeMe-td1ye@MeMe-td1ye3 жыл бұрын

  • I come here twice a month to hear Jordon say "Then I prepared my body in various ways" 😂

    @sntsk@sntsk3 жыл бұрын

    • They should put that line in the Dexter reboot. "I watch them. They don't know I watch them. I prepare my body in various ways. I am the lamb, and the slaughter."

      @ArchibaldClumpy@ArchibaldClumpy2 жыл бұрын

  • 6:55 Conan: "You're not making eye contact with me." Jordan: "Why would I?"

    @joesmith332@joesmith3323 жыл бұрын

  • Jordan Schlansky - The only person who could pull off being a nerd, a creep, a robot, and a douchebag all at the same time

    @neo3888@neo38886 жыл бұрын

    • Therefore I love him!

      @orpa007@orpa0075 жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha, dead on.

      @yellowblanka6058@yellowblanka60585 жыл бұрын

    • And a cutieeee

      @sammie5758@sammie57585 жыл бұрын

    • wite faec 😂😂😂😂

      @Fifthelement203@Fifthelement2035 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @MoralMonster@MoralMonster5 жыл бұрын

  • *"I PREPARED MY BODY IN VARIOUS WAYS"*

    @ellisguerrero212@ellisguerrero2126 жыл бұрын

    • Ellis Guerrero dude looks strong tho

      @b15cowboy75@b15cowboy755 жыл бұрын

    • Various

      @nellerboy2000@nellerboy20005 жыл бұрын

    • 666th like

      @omaraftab7131@omaraftab71315 жыл бұрын

    • He always various ways and I laugh everytime he is funny 🤣😂🤣

      @shantellsimms3860@shantellsimms38605 жыл бұрын

    • I touch my body in various ways

      @schprox@schprox5 жыл бұрын

  • I don't know why but whenever the exam period starts, I somehow end up on a Schlansky marathon

    @marksparroweducation@marksparroweducation Жыл бұрын

    • You're procrastinating. Watching Schlansky videos is what you do when dealing with stress. You've made a habit out of it. Cue, Craving, Response, Reward. Stress appears, wanting relief, watching videos, feeling good. If you want to pass the exams, you need to break the cycle. If you need more psychological analysis just reply with something 😂

      @Alex_1729@Alex_1729 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Alex_1729 goddamn bruh, tell us more

      @HeroicHaroon@HeroicHaroon Жыл бұрын

  • I think Jordan legitimately has anxiety issues around Conan LOL the look of relief on his face when Conan finally walks away is priceless

    @fletcherreed3259@fletcherreed32593 жыл бұрын

  • How a human would say , "got ready"? "Prepared my body in various ways" Nailed it 👍

    @dpatel313@dpatel3134 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, he's cheating.

      @jsmall10671@jsmall106714 жыл бұрын

    • AI generated man

      @spyninja1456@spyninja145613 күн бұрын

  • "In case he ever makes a friend"

    @anthonysclafani3963@anthonysclafani39636 жыл бұрын

    • Anthony Sclafani right XD

      @tamsyz743@tamsyz7435 жыл бұрын

    • Anthony Sclafani i

      @kelvinmak820@kelvinmak8205 жыл бұрын

    • Anthony Sclafani ii

      @kelvinmak820@kelvinmak8205 жыл бұрын

    • Iiii-ronic

      @superiortoast237@superiortoast2375 жыл бұрын

    • That's what he said

      @sudalaskas@sudalaskas5 жыл бұрын

  • 5:37 all the ladies watching gone absolutely hysterical here

    @mickhernandez2665@mickhernandez26652 жыл бұрын

    • and roughly 15 percent of the men

      @scottw6704@scottw67043 ай бұрын

  • "You're not making eye contact with me." "Why would I?" 😂

    @MultiCammie123@MultiCammie1232 жыл бұрын

  • I am just discovering the miracle that is Jordan Schlansky. Binge witching what I've missed all these years

    @jasminkhangura3832@jasminkhangura38328 жыл бұрын

    • Wow same here lol

      @clascickles@clascickles8 жыл бұрын

    • yeah same here

      @chromitehertz9016@chromitehertz90168 жыл бұрын

    • Same haha

      @Redbanano@Redbanano8 жыл бұрын

    • Same here!

      @AbhishekSubbaiah@AbhishekSubbaiah8 жыл бұрын

    • +Jasmin Khangura Same here

      @David-mu8hn@David-mu8hn8 жыл бұрын

  • 8:29 the sign to his office says "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"

    @hidayatghozali@hidayatghozali4 жыл бұрын

    • Omg, I never noticed! 🤣🤣🤣

      @wondrouswisdom8387@wondrouswisdom83874 жыл бұрын

    • OMG I never noticed ...

      @twilightzone1805@twilightzone18054 жыл бұрын

    • He ride a vespa, drink expresso, has olive oil and pepper in his office that is very Italian

      @LonesomeBossDaily@LonesomeBossDaily4 жыл бұрын

    • @@LonesomeBossDaily he used to ride a vespa

      @prolly537@prolly5374 жыл бұрын

    • @@prolly537 what happened

      @twitterodammit5082@twitterodammit50824 жыл бұрын

  • Knowing that this is not scripted you have to appreciate how well Jordan depleted Conans attacks in the first 3 minutes. He actually went boss mode all the way, from throwing his jacket into the trash pile to preparing his body in various ways and keeping his shades on after arriving at work at 1 PM, then making Conan thirsty by taking his shirt of while calmly disclaiming "I only shaved my face". Jordan is the man.

    @musiqa-workshops@musiqa-workshops10 ай бұрын

    • It's semi scripted.

      @user-qn9tm8yp5b@user-qn9tm8yp5b6 ай бұрын

    • ⁠@@user-qn9tm8yp5bin a reddit AMA Schlansky confirmed the Espresso remote and some others werent scripted, I’d bet a lot of the milder office prank skits like this are unscripted.

      @CapoElChivo@CapoElChivo4 ай бұрын

    • I dont know how Jordan is in real life, but the way he portrays himself in Conan's show to me just looks and sounds like someone who hasnt come out or even to terms with their asperger/alexithymia. I never realized his traits being ASD back then but now in hindsight it's painfully obvious.

      @NinuRenee@NinuRenee3 ай бұрын

  • This’ll be 10 years old next month. Time flies when on a Conan/Jordan Schanlsky binge fest.

    @matthewadair4507@matthewadair450710 ай бұрын

  • anyone notice that the coffee maker is now in his room lol

    @FrankieBeanss@FrankieBeanss8 жыл бұрын

    • Yasss hahaha

      @sya286@sya2868 жыл бұрын

    • It looked like it was in the hall.

      @shellsy515@shellsy5158 жыл бұрын

    • +FrankieBeans it's still in the hall. you can see it as jordan walks in. that is another one

      @BabyBillo@BabyBillo8 жыл бұрын

    • +BabyBillo Excellent catch there, I didn't notice. I think it's hilarious that he bought another one!

      @joewouldknow@joewouldknow8 жыл бұрын

    • +FrankieBeans thats a printer you idiots, do you know what a printer is?

      @ConjahConj@ConjahConj8 жыл бұрын

  • This man is a vulcan. There is a starship somewhere missing its science officer.

    @stormwatcheagle5448@stormwatcheagle54484 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao!!!

      @brucewayne4483@brucewayne44834 жыл бұрын

    • Evan Reeves "...without taking up an inordinate amount of desk space." = Yeah, Vulcan makes sense.

      @leoscorpio42@leoscorpio424 жыл бұрын

    • He's the human version of Spock.

      @googleuser2874@googleuser28744 жыл бұрын

    • I definitely get a Tuvok vibe from him.

      @TipsyMcStumble82@TipsyMcStumble824 жыл бұрын

    • Apparently, it's an act, but he is only exxagerating his actual self.

      @roguesheep3083@roguesheep30833 жыл бұрын

  • It’s been ten years since I saw this video and the phrase “I prepared my body in various ways” still sends me into the stratosphere every time I hear it

    @priyabuddhavarapu@priyabuddhavarapu9 ай бұрын

  • Ten years and this is still comedy gold😂

    @gopikrishnasamsu@gopikrishnasamsu Жыл бұрын

  • "Then, I prepared my body in various ways." LMFAO

    @faderpie@faderpie9 жыл бұрын

    • Love your profile pic

      @Fivehe@Fivehe9 жыл бұрын

    • fdr shah

      @papajohn4118@papajohn41187 жыл бұрын

  • Judge: you're still looking at 6 years 6ix9ine: do you know what Jordan does on Friday’s?

    @davidpulatov9987@davidpulatov99874 жыл бұрын

    • 10/10

      @David-we8wq@David-we8wq4 жыл бұрын

    • I'm ded

      @gonzalonecchi3085@gonzalonecchi30854 жыл бұрын

    • Youre

      @gandangamberify@gandangamberify4 жыл бұрын

    • You're

      @himdotcom@himdotcom4 жыл бұрын

    • You're

      @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz44634 жыл бұрын

  • I love how conan laughs his ass off when jordan says "ive been experimenting with oats and whey"

    @trizr0387@trizr03872 жыл бұрын

  • Jordan could honestly be The Office James Bond if that makes sense lmao… the physique, clear familiarity with being interrogated, articulation and vaguely European vibe… 10/10

    @scytheria7@scytheria72 жыл бұрын

  • I just noticed that Jordan is wearing a Google t-shirt in this video. Proof that he is late to work on Fridays because he has to go to a Google lab first for his weekly recalibration?

    @WineProneCowboy@WineProneCowboy4 жыл бұрын

    • Will you explain that please?

      @rosieej5267@rosieej52673 жыл бұрын

    • @@rosieej5267 the butt of the joke is that Jordan isn't human, but a prototype robot, who needs to be recalibrated to fool the regular humans.

      @szepi79@szepi793 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I think your right. Jordon must be a robot because he’s emotionless, stubborn, stiff and a creep. Elon Musk may be a robot too

      @georgecampbell9638@georgecampbell96383 жыл бұрын

    • @@szepi79 It looks like Rosiee J is also going to get recalibrated...

      @dacsus@dacsus2 жыл бұрын

    • Clearly they have work to do if a freshly calibrated Jordan acts like that.

      @CalvinJary@CalvinJary2 жыл бұрын

  • jordan almost cracked at the body shaving part

    @liesoul@liesoul8 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao true

      @louieis1337@louieis13378 жыл бұрын

    • exactly, no matter how many times Conan says he is real it is clear he plays a character...

      @FishoD@FishoD8 жыл бұрын

    • +Fisho D yea if Jordan isnt real .well what a great actor!! cause i would be laughing throught the whole video😂

      @Janette388@Janette3888 жыл бұрын

    • +Fisho D Aaron debunked this in StreamCoco. Jordan is a real lol

      @MannyJohnson1984@MannyJohnson19847 жыл бұрын

    • timmy timson consider that conan said wikibear is totally real, and a lot of other things. I think schlansky is real though, there are weird people.

      @xgalarion8659@xgalarion86597 жыл бұрын

  • "I prepare my body in various ways" he says that so creepily yet funnily at the same time. Pure gold.

    @duckbert3314@duckbert33142 жыл бұрын

  • I re-watch this clip once every few months and it never fails to make me happy.

    @alexkozlovsky8233@alexkozlovsky8233 Жыл бұрын

  • 3:07 the funny thing is, u expect him in the car, and then he comes in his scooter 😂🤣🛵

    @pradyunmanoj6716@pradyunmanoj67163 жыл бұрын

    • As he thinks a stereotypical italian does.

      @klaus_lima@klaus_lima3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @user-cn4se7ui6j@user-cn4se7ui6j3 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-cn4se7ui6j lmao

      @pradyunmanoj6716@pradyunmanoj67163 жыл бұрын

    • he's driving a Vespa which is the quintessential Italian scooter. And fun fact: many Italians, rich or poor, do drive to their workplace on vespas

      @amoreazione3563@amoreazione35633 жыл бұрын

    • @@amoreazione3563 damn he’s obsessed with italians

      @davidbustamante7278@davidbustamante72783 жыл бұрын

  • I prepare my body in various ways

    @Protoman85@Protoman858 жыл бұрын

    • +Johan Öberg (Protoman85) im gonna start usin tht

      @ilbv5@ilbv58 жыл бұрын

    • +Elsie Dupuis I'm sure it did ;)

      @jetnut89@jetnut898 жыл бұрын

    • +Johan Öberg (Protoman85) Remember how Borat's assistant prepared Borat's body at the start of each day? LOL

      @drServitis@drServitis8 жыл бұрын

    • +Johan Öberg (Protoman85) It's like a line out of American Psycho

      @The_Ballo@The_Ballo8 жыл бұрын

    • i absolutely lost it at that part XD which sucks because everybody in the house is asleep

      @TheToneBender@TheToneBender8 жыл бұрын

  • 4:04 So none of us had any knowledge of what Jordan's "various duties" as associate producer of the show were. But in this moment, a prepared list of Jordan's daily tasks had been sitting right in front of Conan the entire time he was waiting for Schlansky to arrive, and he let it go unnoticed. For shame, Conan.

    @lavendermagic84@lavendermagic843 жыл бұрын

    • I would like to know what his tasks were too.

      @the_j_machine2254@the_j_machine22542 жыл бұрын

    • It may have been somewhat obliterated when the lotion got squirted on it

      @scottw6704@scottw67043 ай бұрын

  • I always come back to these videos of Conan terrorizing Jordan every couple of years just to have a good laugh

    @bBeuh2992@bBeuh29923 жыл бұрын

  • The blank, lifeless look on his face along with his monotone speaking absolutely kills me every time. I’ve only recently found this vids and they’re pure gold.

    @URAWESOME94@URAWESOME944 жыл бұрын

    • I love when Conan goes out on "field trips" and drags Jordan with him. They're the modern day version of Stan & Ollie! 😁

      @largol33t1@largol33t14 жыл бұрын

    • Probably Xanax or oxys

      @gikgik4254@gikgik4254 Жыл бұрын

    • @@gikgik4254 5 years in a good improv theater

      @Psydvckthefirst@Psydvckthefirst Жыл бұрын

    • Blessed is the man that trusteth in the Lord, and whose hope the Lord is. For he shall be as a tree planted by the waters, and that spreadeth out her roots by the river, and shall not see when heat cometh, but her leaf shall be green; and shall not be careful in the year of drought, neither shall cease from yielding fruit. Jeremiah 17:7-8 💙✨

      @mahalalel27@mahalalel27 Жыл бұрын

    • @@mahalalel27 that has absolutely nothing to do with my three year old comment.

      @URAWESOME94@URAWESOME94 Жыл бұрын

  • HAHAHAHAHA I just looked at the Jordan's Wikipedia page and it says that he performs "various tasks" for Conan😂

    @mattschumacher4581@mattschumacher45817 жыл бұрын

    • Matt Schumacher omg

      @user-wq6uz9sd6e@user-wq6uz9sd6e7 жыл бұрын

    • I SAW THAT TOO LMAO

      @katielee517@katielee5177 жыл бұрын

    • Bf a hahahaha... That was funny ...

      @TheSavageBountyHunter@TheSavageBountyHunter6 жыл бұрын

    • Matt Schumacher 😆

      @Bapi633@Bapi6336 жыл бұрын

    • lol xD

      @aaronsalentine7876@aaronsalentine78765 жыл бұрын

  • Jordan almost broke character at 6:05 lol

    @paulevans6066@paulevans6066 Жыл бұрын

    • "In terms of talking about my daily grooming rituals" 🤣🤣🤣

      @theallamerican3778@theallamerican3778 Жыл бұрын

    • the way his voice faltered just proves it was an unscripted line cause it made him uncomfortable answering and continuing the topic

      @NinuRenee@NinuRenee3 ай бұрын

  • Jordan is to Conan what Karl Pilkington is to Ricky Gervais. Sure, there's an element of theatre, but fundamentally, we're talking about a megastar seeing something special in a person they work with, sharing that interest with the world, and ultimately becoming good mates. There's millions of people, who have little idiosyncrasies that just keep you entertained. Not like a clown, or the butt of the joke, but because you can see yourself relating to them and all their weirdness.

    @radioactivepotato2068@radioactivepotato20682 жыл бұрын

  • 3:29 Love how Jordan casually throws his jacket at his pile of crap

    @Joey_Shepard@Joey_Shepard5 жыл бұрын

    • We don’t see it, but there’s actually an open couch behind the boxes lmao.

      @gogogoooooooooo@gogogoooooooooo4 жыл бұрын

  • I can't believe this isn't scripted...pure gold

    @PoTato-wk8gh@PoTato-wk8gh5 жыл бұрын

    • Jordan is a character but nothing is predefined. It 's half true

      @francescomarialeo@francescomarialeo5 жыл бұрын

    • +Po Tato I personally think that that's the only way to really make a conversation sound natural - most movies have a very distinct "acting feel" to them since the actors have to follow scripts, and it will typically sound a lot more natural if you let the actors improvise their lines. It may be less practical, but it will feel more genuine and "real".

      @Peter_1986@Peter_19865 жыл бұрын

    • Just search *Jordan Schlasky Breaking Character* _It's just that he is playing a Role of a Weird Human. But in reality he also is just a Simple guy who laughs at Conan's Jokes. But don't watch the video or you might not feel the Humour in these videos anymore_

      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n5 жыл бұрын

    • @@francescomarialeo To think this isn't scripted is a lie to yourself and your own dignity.

      @jason2014@jason20145 жыл бұрын

    • I personally believe it’s not scripted, and that Jordan wasn’t notified about Conan’s visit to his office. Here’s why: 1) Jordan spoke with a normal tone at the beginning, “ Feels like an acceptable reaction to me”. The “ to me “ part is a bit highly tuned, which implied a plea of guilty. 2) Jordan seemed rather surprised when he realised there’s a camera crew in there.

      @charlesxav6817@charlesxav68175 жыл бұрын

  • At 6:43 Conan avoided a huge issue by not saying anything about Jordan being married, you can see him pause for a little as if he thought about it. Sign of a smart comedian

    @mikeyslots_@mikeyslots_3 жыл бұрын

    • Why would it be a huge issue?

      @ozaki66@ozaki66 Жыл бұрын

  • The man is trying so hard not to break character *It's hilarious*

    @CorporalCanada@CorporalCanada3 жыл бұрын

    • It's not a character, that's just an exaggerated version of him, it's not scripted nor a character therefore he doesn't ''break it''

      @homesick2513@homesick25133 жыл бұрын

  • I thought it was Jordan in the black car, but then I saw the red scooter 😂😂😂😂😂

    @mei5102@mei51026 жыл бұрын

    • @Drew's Corner - Drew C. Ryan n

      @user-pv5ms2gr8h@user-pv5ms2gr8h5 жыл бұрын

  • I've worked for a living...absolutely killed me how he destroyed him in 5 words 😂😂

    @aypeey8831@aypeey88315 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't get it. Could you please explain it to me?

      @peaceduke1@peaceduke15 жыл бұрын

    • @@peaceduke1 Conan is stating that he used to work a 9 to 5 job in which he is pay by the hour and up to 40 hours a week. People would clock in using those time cards back in the day, then clock out when there shift is done. Those who are paid salary don't have the luxury of having a "fixed" time to work and generally work for more than 40 hours getting paid the same salary regardless how long they have worked for that week. In Jordan's case. He makes the joke because it is assume that Jordan never gotten paid hourly in his life, instead is paid a salary. edit: On top of that, salary pay is normally given to upper position like management.

      @MrJovanify@MrJovanify5 жыл бұрын

    • That's more like four words and a letter

      @MrZackavelli@MrZackavelli5 жыл бұрын

    • He still didn't use the punch clock correctly. You know how I knew....

      @Ken.-@Ken.-5 жыл бұрын

    • Conan probably worked a real job for a few months now claims to have "worked for a living" so he doesn't alienate his viewers being a millionaire... Rich people are always downplaying their status to appease their working slob viewers.

      @antpat@antpat5 жыл бұрын

  • All of Conan’s remotes are fcking hilarious. Really cured my depression!

    @dman2159@dman21593 жыл бұрын

  • 4:48 You studied humans on our planet for a while. LOL

    @sntsk@sntsk3 жыл бұрын

  • Conan is hands down the funniest late night host. He’s actually a comedy genius. He even wrote a lot of the golden era simpsons episodes

    @kgisabeast@kgisabeast4 жыл бұрын

    • Wow, I had to look this up to confirm. I never knew that! Now I like Conan even more!!

      @exildur@exildur4 жыл бұрын

    • Lukas ANDY RICHTER IS WAY FUNNIER THAN CONAN.

      @misskorah4291@misskorah42914 жыл бұрын

    • His IQ is apparently very high

      @yeltsin6817@yeltsin68174 жыл бұрын

    • what episodes¿¿??? i want to know

      @futuropasado@futuropasado4 жыл бұрын

    • @@futuropasado You'd have to look it up , but apparently he ended up very influential on The Simpsons. From what I have read , Conan was the main motivator for taking the show from a boring animated sitcom ( which it was , early on ) to a more interesting kinda crazy version with strange episodes. I think people point to the Monorail episode as being when that shift started to take place.

      @adgato75@adgato754 жыл бұрын

  • Conan: okay jordan, no matter what you do, you're gonna keep your job, BUT i get to make fun of you publicly in front of millions of people. Jordan: I accept this pact as a form of intellectual rebellion.

    @SmylzMuzik@SmylzMuzik5 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @jaythefirst2841@jaythefirst28415 жыл бұрын

    • Whoa!

      @TheNativeEngine@TheNativeEngine5 жыл бұрын

    • H

      @h3rs8@h3rs84 жыл бұрын

    • I'm sure his paygrade went up.

      @kamw4010@kamw40104 жыл бұрын

  • He almost broke character when he said "experimenting with oats and whey" XD

    @normanladdleschnitzel1928@normanladdleschnitzel19283 жыл бұрын

  • It's just plain crazy how we're coming back to this on the regular.

    @vam2317@vam2317 Жыл бұрын

    • Well it's where it all started, this Schlansky series

      @Alex_1729@Alex_1729 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Alex_1729 There are much older ones as well. but, this is just timeless ;) pun intended

      @vam2317@vam2317 Жыл бұрын

  • I bet Jordan Schlansky watched the same, "How To Be Normal: For Beginners" video that Spongebob watched.

    @nateschwartz8808@nateschwartz88089 жыл бұрын

    • haha xD

      @xstrawarot@xstrawarot9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** Hi how are ya :)

      @davej479@davej4799 жыл бұрын

    • David Romero Wonderful weather we're having.

      @nendrob155@nendrob1559 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @Benfamir@Benfamir9 жыл бұрын

    • lmao! hi. how are you? pleasant weather we're having.

      @leesway@leesway8 жыл бұрын

  • "I prepare my body in various ways" im using that sentece before going out for now on lol

    @LeoCharles@LeoCharles8 жыл бұрын

    • i see your icon and what i say is papa bless

      @YourAchillesHeel@YourAchillesHeel8 жыл бұрын

    • You deserve a sodi pop

      @thejournalist8091@thejournalist80918 жыл бұрын

  • No matter how many times you watch Jordan remotes it still remains funny

    @abhishekpratapnigam@abhishekpratapnigam10 ай бұрын

  • This clip, along with all the other Jordan ones, will never get old

    @justanotheryoutubefan8070@justanotheryoutubefan80702 жыл бұрын

  • Is no one gonna comment that Jordan is amazingly fit for a guy in his 40s?

    @Dmdm_dm@Dmdm_dm5 жыл бұрын

    • That's what you get when you experiment with oats and whey

      @sjrn24@sjrn245 жыл бұрын

    • not sure if amazing is the word. dude just takes care himself.

      @Smurffitness@Smurffitness5 жыл бұрын

    • @@Smurffitness Having a sixpack and virtually no fat on your body in your 40s is an amazing achievement. I bet you that only 1% of people in their 40s have a body like that.

      @Dmdm_dm@Dmdm_dm5 жыл бұрын

    • Or maybe you're just a mess

      @davecolvin7969@davecolvin79695 жыл бұрын

    • @@davecolvin7969 I bet Jordan's way fitter than you

      @Dmdm_dm@Dmdm_dm5 жыл бұрын

  • "Do you know how I know it's the center?" "How?" "Because I work for a living." I'M DONE

    @DestituteBaron@DestituteBaron9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** ^This

      @fearlesprobe@fearlesprobe9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** Everyone got that buddy :D

      @MartinWasTaken@MartinWasTaken9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** The fact that this other guy didn't get the past tense, the difference between "I work" and "I've Worked" , means that not everybody got it.

      @securuslol@securuslol9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** Maybe he just remembered it wrong. He still got the main idea.

      @MartinWasTaken@MartinWasTaken9 жыл бұрын

    • Digger Gaming en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

      @bigmike-@bigmike-9 жыл бұрын

  • Jordan ahead of his time- he was experimenting with oats 7 years ago! Didn’t have oat milk until just recently the past couple years lmaooo

    @lemonade8042@lemonade80423 жыл бұрын

  • This is Golden age stuff. The whole Sona, Jordan thing. The trips abroad. Conan is one of the greats.

    @brianmorrissey554@brianmorrissey5543 жыл бұрын

  • 8:28 The sign is hillarious

    @AwesomeBrawler100@AwesomeBrawler1008 жыл бұрын

    • +The Golden Bee dint catch that thank you

      @johndillingerremixes@johndillingerremixes8 жыл бұрын

    • +The Golden Bee Does that mean it's staged?

      @mliv695@mliv6958 жыл бұрын

    • No, it means that the Team Coco staff are hilarious.

      @AwesomeBrawler100@AwesomeBrawler1008 жыл бұрын

  • I don't know if Jordan is an actual person or a character... but he's great.

    @jetjazz05@jetjazz055 жыл бұрын

    • mix

      @Smurffitness@Smurffitness5 жыл бұрын

    • I believe it's just an exaggerated version of himself

      @kakokapolei123@kakokapolei1235 жыл бұрын

    • mhm izme I think he said so in a Reddit AMA Edit: I'll copy an paste the question and his response here: "Is your on-air personality similar to your actual personality? If so, don't you realize how you come off, and that the reason we think you're hilarious is not because of your culinary / fasion / etc. bravado?" "Yes to both. -JS"

      @kakokapolei123@kakokapolei1235 жыл бұрын

    • @mhm izme Jesus Christ, why do you keep replying to each comment. These comments are all from months ago.

      @alizivani6274@alizivani62745 жыл бұрын

    • @mhm izme shhh

      @rvk4b3@rvk4b35 жыл бұрын

  • “I’ve been experimenting with oats and whey” my favorite Jordan quote of all time

    @aidanjackson3885@aidanjackson38852 жыл бұрын

  • My son is autistic and shares so many characteristics with Jordan. Down to the no eye contact and bizarre over explanations. So funny

    @Charliebronson19852@Charliebronson1985210 ай бұрын

  • jordan is the unsung hero of the internet

    @NishantGogna@NishantGogna7 жыл бұрын

    • Who will detonate the bomb.

      @georgeofhamilton@georgeofhamilton6 жыл бұрын

  • I simply don't believe this wasn't scripted. It's way too good to be real.

    @OLBastholm@OLBastholm8 жыл бұрын

    • i think so too

      @alexandrakalandarishvili4901@alexandrakalandarishvili49017 жыл бұрын

    • The Jordan Schlansky in these videos are the exaggerated version of himself.

      @victorle3652@victorle36527 жыл бұрын

    • Victor Le You know him?

      @JadeJackal4@JadeJackal47 жыл бұрын

    • The best things aren't lol

      @spaceenablers4753@spaceenablers47537 жыл бұрын

    • conan made a meme out of him , probably when he saw him behaving weird like this.

      @scofield1154@scofield11547 жыл бұрын

  • Having a boss like Conan is a blessing in itself. If you have him as a friend, that is a treasure.

    @akhrormuminov7180@akhrormuminov71803 ай бұрын

  • 8:29 "Jordan Schlansky one cranky fake Italian" XD

    @hotpotato265@hotpotato265 Жыл бұрын
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