Ethan Forhetz reports on 'sketch' of suspected thief
2018 ж. 11 Ақп.
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It was a memorable sketch, and a memorable report about a sketch by Ethan Forhetz on KY3 News in early Feb, 2018. Enjoy.
It was a memorable sketch, and a memorable report about a sketch by Ethan Forhetz on KY3 News in early Feb, 2018. Enjoy.
This is the best news reporter video on KZhead ... My face hurts from laughing so hard XD
Yep, Ethan Forhetz in my hometown. Legit was on the news. Parents sent me the picture whenever they saw the original broadcast.
That's crazy! Small world ... Hats off to him for keeping it professional!
Im honestly surprised the entire crew didnt bust-up as soon as the picture went up
KingQueen Gaming mine too! 😂
Easily the best. I'm light headed laughing at this. I've actually had it on repeat and it doesn't get any less funny.
Anchorman: he’s got a nose and some hair... Criminal: Damn, they’re onto me...
Emperor Reign 🤣🤣🤣
Emperor Reign not again lol
Dude that's my local news anchor and he deals with this stuff literally all the time. This area is weird.
@Mr. Cowthran Springfield Missouri.
Lmfaooo lol 😂
"Hes got a nose and....some hair" *Ladies and gentlemen....we got em'*
“I might as well just turn myself in”
Anne „*that“
"I stole this comment"
He's* ... *
A chin that comes down to almost a P O I N T
"He's got a nose and some hair that goes like that." That narrowed it down to about 3 billion people.
At least it let the viewers know that it wasn't Lord Voldemort roaming around. That's very reassuring! 😪👍
@@LRM12o8lol I came here to say that too - but it did rule out Voldemort 😂😂😂😂😂
not if you count chimps
Lmfao! That was the best part the confusion 😂
Identifiable characteristics: - *has a nose*
I love the "ok" he said, when he finally accepts it for what it is and powers through as professionally as he could.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@@edithbannerman4 terrible
It kind of looks like him, tho.😊
“He’s got a nose... and some hair..” Voldemort: 🕺🏻
KD’s Burner Account UNDERRATED AF
*LMAO*
XD
This is perfect
Farambe no it means voldmort is happy it’s not him, god i ruined the joke
"Where is the pointy chin?" "I T'S U N C A N N Y L I S A"
Zonatewalter7 I’m going to hell I’m the 421st like
Vikas Jangid I know
@@marissaburke9230 i know this is an irrelevant question but whats the app that you installed to make that profile picture??? thank you for answering
@@condrad9449 Probably the website Picrew
Am I the only one who read this in Tommy Wiseau's voice?
I love how he stares at the picture for 10 seconds before he says "ok" like it took him that long to process what he was seeing and then he just accepts it.
The stunned silence while he tries to figure out if he's being pranked or not is gold
He also seems trying hard to suppress his smile and laugh, his speech kinda stammered for a while
He's acting, none of this was spontaneous.
‘He’s got a nose, and hair’ That guy: *shit, they’re onto me*
The police: "Got'cha!"
he probably thought "oh shit oh fuck, maybe if i take the hat off they won't recognize me"
Well we can discord Voldemort.
Ho kzhead.info/sun/n6eFabeGsXqadJ8/bejne.html
😂😂😂😂
"He's got a nose.... and some hair" "Thanks we got him"
some hair that goes like that
lmaaao these damn comments got me dyin😂😂😂
Omg that part almost killed me 😂😂😂
Shit I think they got the wrong guy. I might me the criminal! I have a nose! And a hair!
Nice pmd flygon pfp
The long silence when he first sees the sketch gets me every time.
0:49 the face reveal almost killed him 😂
"where's the pointy chin-" "it's UNCANNY, lisa."
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
@@iiclyde_nodes174 you said it backwards lol
310smoker ASIL TRAPA EM GNIRAET ER'UOY
What is Uncanny in this context mean? Sorry I am not a native
Almost
"Thanks to the sketch no doubt." Is the funniest thing he said lmfao
birwin98 hahaha
birwin98 true indeed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"It's uncanny, Lisa" 😂🤣🤣
"It's uncanny, LISA!!" HAHA
"The guy on the left has been charged...." Wait, what about the guy on the right?
🤣🤣🤣
It's the same guy can't you see the resemblance? 😅
@@deondewit3175 it’s UNCANNY!
It's uncanny Kisa
We're not to sure about that one. He might still be out there
THE SILENCE BEFORE TALKING WHEN HE TURNED AROUND KILLED ME.
The sketch artist was apparently a five year old who loves strawberries.
You mean Peacebringer?
TriniKitti Nya is that a WOF reference
LOL
Named Dunkin
TriniKitti Nya I have found my people
Witness: he had a pointy chin, a bowl cut, and small beady eyes. Sketch artist: thanks ma'am, that's all we need. *Draws human strawberry*
HUMAN STRAWBERRY my brain is wheezing
LMAO YALL FUNNY AF
you mean a *bowl cut?*
@@am1tyville yeah, auto correct fail.
@@EmeraldBayMovies lol nice try, but autocorrect doesnt do that
I love how hard he tried to continue staying professional. I would’ve lost it and had to walk out. Good for you news reporter, you deserve a raise!
Oh yeah it would've been GGs for me 😂😂😂
That "....ok" kills me every time!
"He's got a nose, and some hair." Not Voldemort, that's for sure
And knowing it’s not Voldemort is half the battle.
It can't neither be Jonny Sins
It could be the jokermort
Yup
G
Imagine getting caught because a preschooler snitched on you
Is that a JoJo reference????
@@edurokakakaka160 No, Hayato wasn't even in preschool. Jojo's great, but jesus christ do I get ashamed of it sometimes.
Hahaha xD
@@jackbright3570 I think it's a reverse reference on young Giordano now
@@edurokakakaka160 Even Josuke said Hayato was in middle school.
“The guy on the left” 😂 thanks for clarifying
His professionalism throughout this while still lightly joking about it is probably the funniest part
Him: "Lets take his descriptions!" The picture appears* Him: 🗿
Haha, nice
@Snipper Snappers 🗿
@Snipper Snappers 🗿🗿
@Snipper Snappers 🗿🗿🗿
@Snipper Snappers 🗿🗿🗿
“Where’s the chin?” “It’s UNCANNY, Lisa” I can’t breathe
It's unchinny.
STFU LISSSA I'm the one reporting not you
Also wheres the residing hairline
@@arhalp5461 on me
An uncanny valley.
It's "Bring your kid to work" Day NOT "Let your kid do your work" Day. 🤣🍻
When Lisa questions the resemblance of the pointy chin, and the reporter sternly confirms to her it's a perfect resemblance, I died.
“ It’s uncanny, *Lisa.* ” top 10 best news quotes
Gay
@@blackchandler3701 idiot
@@blackchandler3701 tf
Black Chandler ok?
LISA, GET OVER HERE
In his head: *Keep a straight face* *Keep a straight face* *Keep a straight face* *Keep a straight face* *Keep a straight face*
And then he saw your profile picture and blew up
Plot twist He's gay
I completed 666 likes for you No need to thank me
0:55
Crafter Blox plot twist I’m your new dad And your mom is with me
I might’ve lost my job that day, because I would not have been able to hold it together!!! He handled that with such professionalism. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Whoever did the sketch deserves a raise, the resemblance was actually uncanny lol
"Now I'm getting word that the police actually caught this guy... thanks to the sketch, no doubt."
Rodney Lim I see someone’s first day on KZhead is going well
@@MegaMisterSir 😂
Jacob Price 😂😂
😂😂😂 sarcasm no doubt.
Fr that's the funniest part
"Where the hell is the sketch artist?" "You fired him yesterday, sir" "Oh, right. Get the janitor then and give him a paper"
They arrest the guy, the department sends the janitor to college and he falls in love with a girl. Quick, get Tom Holland's number.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did read this with J. Jonah Jameson voice in my head
No way that happened, most janitors have an art degree
Nice. So you came from "When you fire all the animators"?
I love how the people in Lancaster saw that sketch and was like "Oh yeah I know who that guy that's Phil. He lives right down my block. He's right there! Hey Phil! Come check out this drawing. It looks exactly like you"
Stunning Picasso-level artistry in that sketch.
ethan really be like: *don't laugh* *don't laugh* *don't laugh* *don't laugh*
Ofc... He held it in like a boss
0:12 is the moment you're looking for 😂😂😂
I have to try and not laugh at your grammar.
@@Xominus it’s not supposed to be good captain obvious. Even if it wasn’t intentional you can’t just do that it’s rude and they could be new to English. If your comment portrays you accurately then I doubt you have any friends, correcting grammar all the time just to be snotty and less insecure. Ew.
@@Xominus I have to try and not laugh at your stupidity.
"The police actually got him" "Thanks to the sketch no doubt" That killed me lol
1.3k likes no replies? Ima change that
@@T0mtoma No
@@T0mtoma damn, it took 1 whole year
Ok
What how is there 4.6k likes and only 4 replies lol
I like how he avoided commenting specifically on the eyes because he probably knew that if he did, he wouldn’t be able to compose himself, especially after saying, “And if you observe his beady little rodent eyes here…”
"He's got a nose and some hair" *Millions of Americans start shaking in their boots* xD
S̸t̸h̵e̷f̴a̶n̵y̵ ̶T̸h̸e̴ ̴G̴h̶o̵s̵t̵ツ̶ you should be
@@Im.sean_ um
When you lie on your job application...
Negan And Lucille thank you
@John Adams: Boring and predictable. Nothing but a moron to see here folks. Move along. How does it feel to be one giant KZhead cliche John?
Best comment LMFAO
Morgan Lemons ayyy hi Morgan!
Luke M Murphy Nobody's crying. It's just not respectful. Obviously people are upset at the use of the n word because it is *the one that was just used to insult someone* nobody used the c word first. It was a dude who was probably white who used the n word to insult someone here, not the other way around. Stop being stupid.
I love his sarcastic blurting of “It’s UNCANNY, Lisa!” You know off camera she was losing it.
The moment he realizes the sketch is dead-on brings me so much joy.
Police sketch artist: They called me a mad man.
You know what they say about smart mother fuckers....
@@williamdivetz6558 wtf
@@derpydonut3906 look it up nigga.
Everyday Trash When your stupidity actually works.
@@williamdivetz6558 look what up ._.
0:17 He bite his cheek so hard to stop himself from laughing
IIIllII it was hilarious
0:15
He was deforming his face to stop himself from busting into laughter
I can tell that inner cheek was bleeding so hard
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
“Well he’s got a nose and some hair that goes like that” best description ever
The news reporter was definitely holding in his laugh
Unlike the Chris p bacon guy who absolutely lost it on camera
ya think?
he's a pro at keeping a straight face
You can hear at :24 he almost laughed
“Thanks to the sketch no doubt” this man’s sarcasm is top tier
I looked for this comment 😂
The weatherman who rolled with the weather map malfunction is the king.
"and I say, give that sketch artist a raise!"
@@50centricher9 i was coming to comment this
"The guy on the left is now charged" I like that he specified the guy is om the left photo
The end is epic: "why is the hat?" 😂😂😂
He's actually saying, "minus the hat" LOL
I love how he specified “the guy on the left”
Poor dude got framed. He CLEARLY isn't wearing a hat. "justice" system, smh.
Cenentury0941 the hat was the real criminal offense
this comment is golden
I thought it was a popper on his head
Sorry
@@f.b.i.853 you're not forgiven
"The guy on the left was charged with two counts of theft" as if he had to tell us which one was real LOL this is great
The sketch is UNCANNY I'm glad he told me which one was real or I would look like an idiot.
He was too busy tryin not to laugh he couldn't spare brain capacity enough to think about it
Dude has epic comedic timing, that's for sure.
"and the guy on the right got a job on a children's book"
Repent to Jesus Christ!! “Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed,” says the Lord, who has compassion on you.” Isaiah 54:10 NIV
He did such a great job holding his laughter while describing the sketch 😂😅
The sketch was so well made it only took 5 seconds after it was released for the suspect to be found.
“The police actually caught this guy, thanks to the sketch no doubt” This one has me in tears lmfao
Well at least it found one match. 😂
My favorite is when they put the photo of the guy next to the sketch and he says "the guy on the left" like if the sketch was so realistic you could confuse it with the face of a real person
Amount of matches Computing... -14
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You are not funny and that seriously fills me with sadness
That dramatic seven second pause when he first sees the sketch. 😂
3 seconds in that pause I lost it 😂
His face... I'm dying
@jeremy manchur *to
luminousmotion absolutley priceless
He just like to say : "Mark, are you sure? These sketch?"
“You look easy to draw” taken to the next level. 😂
The comedic timing on this is so perfect I have a hard time believing it's not a skit
The moment of silence after the picture appears is what kills me
Me too! 😊
He’s probably contemplating whether it’s real or not lol
The one person that's wheezing always makes me laugh
Clara Demeanor “......ok.....”
Noooo I wanted to be the 1000 like and it was on 999 and then it turned to 1000 before I could do it
“And I say give that sketch artist a raise” Yeah for art lessons
😂😂😂
@Thot Patrol USA diagnoses u with weetodd syndrone Austrian man: n e i n
LAUGHING
Could be great cartoon material.
Its a sketch not an abstract painting
I’ve watch this 100 times And it still cracks me up
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
This will never get old
When you have nothing and the Art project is due next period
And next period is in 10 seconds
And you think that the teacher forgot but at the start of the lesson he / she goes “ ok homework on the table “ Me: “ I’m fucked “
Hahaha!
It's an interpretational piece
Man I glad I didnt choose art as an elective but I have advanced math first period so if I dont do my homework I finna done
Lmfao "he got a nose and his hair goes like that"
Ernesto Montoya I FUCKING DIED
Lmao
Ernesto Montoya oh man and he said "take a good look for yourself"😂😂
Bonita B lmao
HE FOCKIN LEFT THE BAND 😂
'He's got a nose and some hair' that's how people describe me on a daily basis
Seven seconds of pure silence said a lot.
"Where's the pointy chin?" "It's uncanny, LISA!" I was in tears😂
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear sara
@@AxxLAfrikuomfg what a desperate case
@@AxxLAfriku someone forgot to take their meds!
@@Sholver they get 2k views in 1 day though... That's what's so dumb about it and their most watched video is "I have never commented anywhere" 😂
oh, so thats where the "uncanny" name comes from , right?
"He's got a nose." E.T. and Voldemort: *sigh of relief*
And Patrick
And Micheal Jackson
And Plankton
Im gonna watch me some Spongebob on Prime😁
God dammit you forgot Skeletor bro
I would break out in a sweat if I had to keep a straight face and defend 'that' on national TV. 😂😂😂
“Thanks to the sketch, no doubt.” I love that!
"Get a good look for yourself" when the sketck went fullscreen 😂😂😂😂
"Sketck." Uuhhh, my inner grammar Nazi is about to flip his gaw'damn lid. But alas it was intentional, for comedic value. (sits down still slighty hyperventilating, & sweating profusely...)
fail
Normie
@Jere Normie
@Jere I will
I love how he contemplates whether he’s getting pranked or not for 20 seconds.
What was your order big smoke
@Kirath wrong
“Ok.”
Exactly. It totally seems like a prank photo at first... he was definitely waiting for confirmation.
The way he looks back to what I assume is the rest of the crew He’s like *”ar- are you guys joking”*
'Minus the hat' And the chin. Bro looks like Stewie Griffin on the left💀
You could feel the turmoil inside the anchor's mind on how to describe the sketch to the audience without laughing! 😂😂😂 He must be thinking whether it was a prank on him initially!
The comedic timing is so freakin good that it makes this whole thing seem staged.
Yeah, specially at 0:06 when he reaches for his ear. He started to prepare his sentence before supposedly receiving the information.
@@peheros_ no, he probably heard someone talking, so he began with I think (and then reach his hand to it to hear better) but probably the sentence was already said
@@Sara-kj6ez this may be it, but his whole act seems kinda off, like he planned to take it into a funny way beforehand. My guess is that he was probably briefed before with the general context and the sketch, then kinda planned some of the jokes and how to react.
Pedro Sicilia either way it doesnt matter if its real or fake, the reaction was still funny and that is all that ever matters
@@peheros_ you are right, it could actually be what you are saying :) Anyway, I still laughed a lot, real or fake
I’m going to apply for a position as a police sketch artist. Looks like an easy job.....
@@Noelle Literally 2 minutes ago
@Noelle 45 minutes
@Noelle an hour
@Noelle 1 hour ago
at least you got a work
"Well, he's got a nose, and some hair."
When He said “Ok, this is the guy… he’s got a nose and hair” 🤣 😂
“He’s got a nose and some hair” Criminal: *sweats* that’s exactly what I look like, they’re gonna get me for sure...
What's even funnier is they actually got the sumbitch hahahahaha.
😂😂👏👏
@@ratchetexperience8379 well of course they did, it looks just like him, whys it so funny?
@@walrusArmageddon because 90% of the time with a sketch like that the police would never catch the dude, but by some miracle they got him.
@@ratchetexperience8379 oh I was just doing a funny, I wasn't actually serious there
I dont know whats funnier, the sketch or the fact that the guy actually looks like the sketch when they finally got him.
all that's missing is the pointy chin
? no it doesnt
They forgot his hat.
@@questionmarkquestionmarkques it definitely does- the picture done by someone with no artistic ability and going off memory alone. is an accurate depiction of the guy
Don’t most hats come off for police photos?
That whole report feels like some iconic scene from an old comedy movie. Like the sketch is right up there with the McLovin ID
0:56 crazy how he still was able to keep himself from laughing
No.
1:00 welp, he was not
@@dophire nope, its lisa laugh
Kazuya Ryuzaki Lisa lisa
@@Jack-zd3vr Is that a mother fucking Jojo reference.
I'm mad how accurate the picture actually is. The only thing off is the pointy chin lol
its uncanny,lisa
@@yoyoyeah9083 oh fuck, your comment actually fits
minus the hat lol
And the nose oh and the eye brows and eyes
He is holding is head up so the chin is pointed towards us that is why it does not seem pointy but it probably is
The final "why there's a hat?" killed me 🤣
He said “minus the hat” in response to “they got him”
I live in Springfield and I saw this broadcast, never thought I'd see it again. And I now know that we are famous for our news broadcast! Looked them up and yeah...
"He's got a nose, and some hair" Speech 100
*Perception 100
Lmaoooo
I feel like someone's going to get wooooshed
@@1ommiee no because that's a stupid typical overused reddit saying that should honestly have no place on KZhead
@@MinnesotaHighness rwosh
"He got hair and a nose" Skeletons : We are safe guys
Voldemort: Yeah, me too.
WHAT- 💀💀
*sans:*
The rock : 🤨
@@krispytoilet what do you mean without
His astute breakdown of the hidden meanings and nuances of the work is undoubtedly the reason they caught the criminal so quickly.
For such a cartoony sketch, it's actually quite accurate.
In those nine seconds of silence, he went through shock, paralysis, depression, anxiety and silent laughter all at the same time.
Lol
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
OMFG 😂😂
Omg so true.
The funniest part is that is actually looks like the guy.
Fish buddy I don’t see how his chin isn’t pointy at all completely off even for a kids drawing
I think its cause his eyes are so close together
The drawing looked like an old asian man...I didn't even knew they were looking for a white guy... XD
In what way?
Lmao is something wrong with your eyes? In which universe do they look the same?
Is it just me or does the sketch make anyone else think that his hideout could have been an uncharted desert isle with a Skipper too, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star and other gang members that either go by the Professor and Mary Anne or "And the Rest?"
The pause he makes after seeing the sketch for first time kills me 😂😂😂
*He's got a nose and some hair* I'm sure it's not *Voldemort* then
Hahahaha
Atg more like no it is
That helps narrow things down
not really, voldemort could easily change his looks with magic. most likely he looked the way he did because thats what he wanted. if he didnt want people to recognize him, he would put on a disguise. although its more likely he would make someone else do the dirty work for him, petty theft is not really the kind of stuff he concerns himself with. oh, and obviously voldemort died 20 years ago, so he probably was not around to get involved.
@@nasekiller specimens like u, must be preserved for posterity and your words should be immortalised.
This dude's professionalism is uncanny lmao he only laughed, BARELY LAUGHED when they showed the real photo. Like a chuckle lol major props I would have died immediately
He was probably rolling on his lunch break .
Yeah he's got heart lol
It’s a joke. This isn’t a real news segment.
Spencer Phillips really? I thought it was, how do u know that? Also if this is true then this makes this pointlesss
jill mont this is real
"Thanks to the sketch, no doubt" lmao I'm fucking crying
"Thanks to thee sketch no doubt .." This cheeky bastard
How he tried not to laugh once it showed on screen...and his long pause nearly killed me. 😂
The funniest thing about this is that after you see the guy, you realise the sketch does look like him.
Lyra except the chin
It really does...
No u
minus the hat 💀
Lyra 😂😂😂😋