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What Flavor Works Best in Ice Cream? That is the question that @jschlattLIVE and I try to solve today, perhaps to our detriment
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Outro: Pls Proceed by Baron Grand
Hey thanks for reading the description, comment "I am a cool person, and I can read" if you see this. That is the only way that I know that I have viewers that can read and honestly I'm getting kind of concerned at this point.
I love how quickly this devolved into them snorting Cheeto dust
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I like to imagine that every time the “one hour later” shows up Ted and Schlatt have just been staring at the ice cream maker silently for an hour
lol no we played mario party
@@TedNivison fair
@@TedNivison fair
@@TedNivison fair
@@TedNivison fair
Ted is the only being to bring raw fear into the heart of Jschlatt, an emotion not felt since 1999.
Get baited nerds, I now have a popular comment
@@afancylegoskeleton9625 you dont want to know
@@throw_away I demand to know
U don't wanna know..
@@afancylegoskeleton9625you simply dont want to
schlatt is the type of person to look at a jar of peanut butter and ask "is anybody gonna use that?" and not wait for an answer
Schlatt has some words for this man.
He used it in the only way he knew how…
My man, this video came out two years ago
the zoom on schlatt when Ted said pistachio triggered something visceral inside me that wonders what "mustachio" ice cream would taste like
LOL
You'd get hair stuck in your teeth.
@Blank who
No one asked mcyt stan
I thought he banned u stans
“I’m glad you’re an alcoholic” is the worst thing to say without any context but because of that handshake and just the fact that it’s schlatt it makes it 1000x funnier than it should br
Than it should br
Than it should br
Does anybody have the fireball icecream recipe that sounded like a fun way to ruin a birthday party
Than it should br
than it should br
I've never seen Schlatt happier than eating alcohol ice cream
funniest schlatt lines: 13:41 "big pizza" 14:38 "your awesome spud"
Ted and Schlatt are much like a PB & J with just a little bit too much peanut butter. Gives a classic taste but is just slightly overwhelming and leaves your mouth feeling sticky.
Ted and Schlatt make your mouth sticky
Oh no don't word it like that
just a little bit hard to swallow, a nice cold glass of milk right from the teet should do the trick.
the wording... no...
My pants are sticky after this one
I feel like Schlatt wakes up every day, watches American Psycho, and just decides what crime he wants to commit today.
Lmao yes
He probably watches respawn inbox but other than that pretty accurate
You say what were all thinking man
Didn't you mean Ted? I mean, he kinda even looks like Christian Bale.
who is this Schlatt??? i only know "Schlatt"
14:03 I love how you can see the instant regret on Teds face when they start to blend it
1:47 me: *voice creaks* "If only Nutter Butters were not named the way they were..."
Schlatt on the podcast: "Ted is the most vile person on the planet and he killed my grandma" Schlatt on Ted's channel: "I killed a man with beans."
Not just any man A homeless man
Ted: "And I learned that you can hire a pizza company to turn a dead body into a pizza, and then blend it into an ice cream and then gag :D"
*snorts cheeto dust*
*beans*
It is his favorite method after all
This is the first video that you've done where it just feels like two friends hanging. The bits aren't overdone and there's basically no skits, besides what you guys do on the spot, and it makes the video feel really genuine. Well done.
you should check out my earlier videos that are taste test videos like the Cursed Food From Childhood I did with my good friend Ava, that one I think will have a similar vibe like that for ya!
@@TedNivison Thanks Ted. Will do.
Yeah, this style of video is my favorite, I hope he does more stuff like it
@@TedNivison your vids are oozing with the style of a seasoned comic Ted I did what you asked please let my family go please I beg you.
well the skits are just more natural, i wouldn't say there's no skits
cement mix works like really well in ice cream, it adds that nice crunch.
These two are the living embodiments of texas and california.
Good thing neither are from those states 💀
@@averyhalfblood2507 who cares, it’s the vibes
Fun fact: it’s no coincidence that the fireball ice cream was so smooth. Alcohol has antifreeze properties so the cream freezes into smaller crystals resulting in a smoother texture. Ted is right, alcohol belongs in ice cream.
and for kids
@@ItzNovayt hell yeah
@@ItzNovayt lmao
AAH ITS A PERSON WHO GIVES RANDOM ASS FUN FACTS IN THE COMMENTS OF OTHER PEOPLES VIDEOS IM SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@airplane_mod3 The weak should fear the strong.
I love how Ted is the only person who can keep Schlatt tamed
i love how you said "tamed" like schlatt was a wild animal
@@squidiinky I mean he practically is
@@ayolotl4830 true
Not at the start with the peanut butter
he killed a homeless man.
16:22 I like how Ted was surprised and acted like it’s a normal thing at the same time
13:44 Schlatt is like Garfield on Christmas morning when John didn't make him breakfast lasagna.
The sheer terror in Ted's eyes while blending the pizza is absolutely incredible. I don't think I have ever seen such genuine emotion out of him.
it's because he knows where it came from
You should've seen his face when he broke my knees
How you seen him with Schlatt in 1999?
First thing I thought of is when that happened is ThIs is My kiNgDoM Cu-
He gets better and better at pretending to have emotions
Fun fact: the reason the pizza icecream was so gloopy, is because churning liquid starch (from the crust) will turn it into quite a potent glue. Potato flour glue is used by artists worldwide for paper maché sculptures!
Eh, it’s fine. Nothing ever went wrong eating glue.
So they ate glue?
@@stretchsword9811 More or less, yeah
@@stretchsword9811 Yes they did. Would you expect anything less from these fine gentlemen?
@@thaliacrafts407 you make a fair point. After all these are the same men who ate cheerios with dish soap and other fun things
13:05 "pinach"
15:44 my parents talking about my birth
Oh lord
All I have to say is thick water ice cream sounds miserable and I hope it’s here Edit: the lack of thick water was sufficiency replaced by pizza and spinach
They should make a sequel where it’s just thick water
Thick water ice cream with thick water soda to wash it down
I have a feeling that a small scoop of the fireball ice cream dropped into a glass of normal fireball whiskey would do pretty well.
fireball float shots yessir
Alcohol float
The Coca-cola ice cream would also work great as a float in Coca-cola, but it makes me wonder if RC Cola would be better in a Sodacream float
Add a shot of the coke into it as well and it'd be perfect for me
That sounds good as hell
i like how the warning only pops up when ted does it 3:11
10:44 if any sort of mythical creature which feeds off blood were to drink schlatts blood, it would immediately keel over and die because of how much alcohol is always in schlatts blood
I like how them snorting cheeto dust made everyone forget about the peanut butter
Ur correct
Yes
It did tho-
Just like how he made almost everyone forgot 'bout the events of the '99
I swear if cheeto dust becomes a snort item
this is some of the most sibling energy between non-siblings I’ve ever seen
This is how I imagine Stan and Ford were when they were young
@@TheRatKing647 probably
Its like my sister and me, my sister jschlatt I'm Ted XD.
@@TheRatKing647 Stan would definitely be Schlatt
@@K1ttyGam3r it's weird how much schlatt fits stan though
I feel like schlatt would say something like this at 1:01 100% mean it and we would never know
1:20 turned into an animation made by avocado animations
Literally came here from that to find this clip XD
It was recommended for me after the clip
Ted and Schlatt doing lines of Hot Cheeto dust is something I never knew I needed to see. Thank you Ted, you are a blessing
IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear gage
brings me back to the fun dip days
Bro on god
Them snorting the lines with a rolled $20 bill really adds to the glamour
No he's the milk man
As someone who makes ice cream as a hobby I have never been more enraged by a video about ice cream. 10/10
Dude wtf is that playlist you made?
@@medlyman6513 Which one dude?
@@cho-ws4bf the one with like 1000 memes. I would like to know the lore
@@medlyman6513 It's an albatross round my neck of oddities I collect and keep close and cannot let go of. I've carried it for years and make it everyone else's problem whenever possible by dumping its contents into Discord DMs unsolicited
@@cho-ws4bf do you mind if I use it for that exact same purpose?
Schlatt is a murderer, not a cannibal, professionals have standards.
the whimpering "big pizza" from schlatt kills me even a year later
honestly, Ted and Schlatt separating from their more tame collaborators and slowly devolving into cold ones makes for really good content
We need a Cold Ones/Chuckle Sandwich crossover.
@@cathat9622 that energy would be workd shattering
@@takeshiscrb3116 not as much as cheeto dust and a straw
@@thedevourerofglue9162 not even a straw, it was a twenty dollar note which makes it even better
the fact that Schlatt looked genuinely proud of himself for using the peanut butter like that
"You want a bite?"
@CrackedStranger watch the video, bruh
@CrackedStranger look again. think something schlatt would do.
@CrackedStranger he fucked the peanut butter
@CrackedStranger poor soul
13:44 the way Jschlatt just said "BiG PiZzA" killed me 💀💀😭😭
I was watching this on the big Tv and my mom came into my room , saw me watchjng to guys snort cheato dust and said " you better not do this when you grow up" this is literally the dream mom , what do you mean
I work at a place that makes 28” pizzas and most of the people who order it don’t realize how massive they actually are. People’s reactions to seeing it for the first time makes me laugh every time
Honestly, I was kinda shocked it wasn't even bigger. I mean, I know a 14" pizza is pretty damn big. So double that is insane...
Assuming that the 28” is in diameter that is a circumference of 88”
It’s also an area of about 615.75 sq. inches
@@toaster1443 smart person
Geometry classes in high school do turn out to have real world applications despite what teenage you may have thought.
There was a true American momment in this video. "Schlatt I'm glad your an alcoholic"
I really love these two’s dynamic. Especially the fact that Ted is less chaotic, yet the only person Schlatt fears Also, I’ve seen this video over ten times, and this is the first I noticed Schlatt switching the spoons
you were the kid to finish their fint it in 5 minutes.
Man, these two are gonna go nuts when they find out that Häagen-Dazs has an entire line of alcohol ice cream
Wait what
@@zachwatson2824 my reaction exactly, my friend
Ive had them, theyre good.
I imagine what they made was stronger
it does you say?
I can picture ted and schlatt 60 years from now in a nursing home together
That nursing home wouldn't last a week... I give it four days tops
eating spinach icecream
@@PancakeBaconz “this is what we have to look forward to Ted”
It baffles me how much of an awesome duo these two are
Remember
7:22 It's a simple trick Ted Nivison walks off screen Ned Televison comes back
I love how ted just goes for it and puts the ice cream in his mouth but Shlatt sits there waits for teds reaction then he sniffs the ice cream and he finally eats it.
Like a cat suspicious of a new food that needs to see someone eat it before them
@@crimjim2912 I.... catboy schlagg ????????????????????????????
@@AnEldritchBeing he did meow when he licked the cream off his hand
dog vs cat energy
@@AnEldritchBeing Schattboy
Came for the peanut butter joke, stayed for the lines of cheetos dust
You too?
Came just like schlatt into that peanut butter
@Ralsei :)
Just came here after I saw the peanut butter part on discord
Saaaaame!!
Now do marijuana ice cream
ted: you’re my special boy! schlatt: *seizes*
You guys should try to make cakes but with random ingredients in the cakes, you could add bread, ice cream, chips, wine or other things for next time Schlatt is in LA :)
In my country we have this book about cat and dog. In one of the chapters, they were making cake, beacuse the cat has birthday. They gave into it alot of stuff. Aside from the basic stuff that belongs into the cake, they also added, bread, dog biscuits, some mouses, Sausages and i think there was some lard too. It was vile. Really vile. But its funny, so yea (tryed to explain it as best as i could. Sorry for my grammar in advance)
One might say they should make a human cake...
@@Stickiest_Man hair cake?
@@GuapoSam Oh no
@@bryantf2509 oh yess
I like how you guys spend several hours making weird food when you hang out now. I think naturally the next step is to get one of those Soda Stream things and make awful soda
Nice stolen comment
@@grandma462 two people having the same idea doesnt make it stolen. Soda stream is the obvious next step.
I made a pickle juice, watermelon juice, and soy sauce soda once. It didn’t go well.
@@D3niz3n it's identical to another comment with loads of likes from a day before. Although that comment was also from a verified account so probably stolen too
@@niamhc7369 and...?? Also, its from the same day. My first thought was also soda stream-its classic comedy-vlog content, like cold ones. Its next on the list. Out of hundreds of comments, of course you'll get a duplicate- and, even if it was 'stolen' who cares? its a youtube comment, if anything its good for more people, especially verified accounts, to comment the same thing so that the creators might actually see it.
I'm gonna smash some thermometers so I can make Mercury ice Cream and sell it as cherry flavored
I love that you can tell theyre genuinely good friends and are enjoying themselves :]
ted, schlatt and charlie should all try to make their own sandwiches next time their all together and then have a podcast guest judge who’s sandwich is best edit: well i guess this is definitely not happening
And then comically laugh at said sandwich, making the title of the podcast relevant
but first, they should make a podcast
@@squarebreads uh
@@squarebreads they do have a podcast
@@squarebreads nah I don't think they really should tbh
ANOTHER FUCKING WIN TED 12:22
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN
5:36 *“NUKA-COLA”* Have a NUKE.
very awesome that Mario was willing to join you for this one, Ted
Hi zach, doin well?
Yooo big man Zach
8:35 Deadass Mario sound
jschlatt is like chris pratt if the mario movie is a live action movie
Shame he violated the peanut butter. That's a spicy mamma Mia.
Let's appreciate that JSchlatt took the time to empty a circle in the jar of peanut butter for one joke in the video
"joke"
let's hope that's what he did
i’m sure it was a real fun job there.
I'll bet he actually did it
uhhhhh are you sure about that
The closest thing we’ll ever get to real life Sam and Dean Winchester.
"I am a cool person, and I can read" i want my own spud
i feel like you guys could try making cotton candy out of random ingredients, that would be fun
THIS WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA
YES
but you can only make cotton candy out of sugar
sadly cotton candy only works with sugar, i think the backyard scientist tried something similar but it just didnt work cause of how the machines work, but they were trying to make lava with it so it might work if you just add sugar and do bonus stuff, maybe they could make their own sugar flavours
wouldnt really work it has to be mostly sugar
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ted being so confused because he is happy is the funniest thing ever (during the coca cola one)
These guys are strangely wholesome. Like, the kind of friends who will actively try to tuin each other's day and laugh about it
As a colorblind man when he said "it's very green" I genuinely sat there in confusion for 3 minutes, I feel stupid af
not to be rude but i found this so funny :>
To be extremely rude I found this very hilarious }:)
To be rather neutral I found this funny
To be precisely fearful, I found this funny
to be specfically amused, i found this funny.
This was actually one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while. Jschlatt and Ted are just so funny together
Are they brothers?
@@c.olesattel6154 no schlatt is from new York and Ted is up north past New York, I think Massachusetts but I may be wrong
y’know what was funny? schlatt until he killed that homeless man lured ‘em with beans
@@c.olesattel6154 They might as well be
@@therarestwormhole3090 yeah "Schlatt" Until 1999
3:50 That exact frame killed me, they are genually scared of what they are creating
No one: Absolutely no one: Ted: *Spinadge*
The look of absolute terror in their eyes when they were blending the pizza cream really gets me lmao
13:45 Schlatt saying big pizza just made me lose it. 😂
He has “good soup” vibes in this moment
There should be a pulse option on the blender, this is most commonly used for blending solid foods
so many people are talking about how ted says spinach but no one is even mentioning the way he says the letter x and that’s a tragedy in and of itself because it’s fucking adorable
Podcast makers, love ya to death, I know y'all settled on "just liquids" but I think it's time for Schlatt to try some beef bulgogi ice cream
charred to ash
like it
excuse me, some WHAT ice cream??
did you just forget about the Cheetos and spinach
I want this because it sounds awful, but I don't because bulgogi is fucking amazing and doesn't deserve this
schlatt: *is very happy about how good the coke ice cream was* ted: *grins widely* "remember how we got spinach?"
And then Schlatt is depressed
And then Schlatt is depressed
*loll*
What
Love how every time the mixer gets involved there's this first look excitement, then it turn into worry whether it will actually work, the scared expression when it suddenly goes, worried "I can contain this!" and then disappointment because it broke. Well then there's ice cream I guess but you get the point.
I need a 2nd part of this video, with mayonnaise please
We need one of these with the whole chuckle trio. It’s already this great with just a psychopath and a drunk, imagine what it would be like if the slimy slimmer himself was thrown into the mix
Hell yeah
This idea has my vote
schlatt is the definition of if I let my intrusive thoughts win every time
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!
Especially when he saw that homeless man
@@betagear7549*especially* the homeless man
especially back in 1999
Spinach ice cream actually sounds delightful. Like a savory treat. I think spinach could work as sweet ice cream as well, like a spinach vanilla cake ice cream.
8:01 Schlatt looks like an eight year old that's stuck at the table until he finishes his vegetables.
Maybe I shouldn't have watched this while eating..
Rip
Heewo mysty
I was eating pickles when i clicked on the video. There are now out away
yes
i watched this while eating too
The milk man has become the ice cream man. Makes sense, considering Ted keeps his victims in his freezer
Name a better duo. Not a more iconic duo, a better duo
u guys should make random foods/drinks u find at the store into waffles or pancakes
14:44 youre awesome spud
The fact that Ted pronounces the green leaf as "Spinnage" had me laughing more than any bit in this video
people do pronounce it like that
wait... is that NOT how you're supposed to say it??
@@smudgeistired418 im confused like you
It's spinach CH
i’m not gonna lie i don’t think i’ve ever heard it pronounced how it’s spelled
I love Ted’s range of emotions
One of the best videos ever made. Next time you guys should get one of those soda machines and make ungodly flavors
I like that Schlatt tried to just snort the Cheeto dust by putting his nose to the table, while Ted busted out the bill and put it down with impeccable form. Rather telling, isn't it Mr. Nivison?
I mean it's not like he would accidentally ingest a 500mg edible
who do you think was schlatt's accomplice in 1999?
It's Lord Nivison to you
And how would you know impeccable form 😧
@@shaqtinoah I've done cocaine
15:15 true friendship right there
6:02 is probably one of my favorite moments in this vid lol
10:22 this is a personal bookmark
For the Coca-Cola ice cream, I would totally add black food coloring in it to make it kinda look like soda. Maybe it’s weird, but I find the concept of black ice cream to be an interesting idea.
Licorice ice cream and charcoal ice cream
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid oppressed ice cream
white ice cream is superior
@@tjwhisenhunt1089racist about ice cream
Places like Japan have Sesame Seed ice cream which is dyed black. It also stains.
The Schlatt and Ted Combo is something that always ends in chaos.
I'm Sick as a dog and so far This and the the Cereal one has given me life after feeling like i've been a foot in the grave for the past 2 days. Thank You!
I love the dynamic between Ted and Schlatt. It's sort of like more adult-oriented pokemon rivals.
13:54 the way he smiles and says yes makes me think that he's a serial killer
He is
He is
He is
He is
He is
16:05 is such a genuine laugh from a tipsy Schlatt and I love it
Yea its not a maniacal laugh that he does in his videos, it's kinda wholesome?