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What Liquid Works Best In Cereal?

Ted Nivison
2024 ж. 18 Сәу.
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What Liquid Works Best In Cereal? Ted Nivison and Schlatt journey to find out the answer to that question in this taste-test type video from Ted's award winning and awesome channel
Schlatt: @jschlattLIVE
Cereal battle art: / wheatskins_
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Outro: Pls Proceed by Baron Grand
About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a KZhead entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on KZhead making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, KZhead, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.

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  • Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make

    @chrisiguess4740@chrisiguess47402 жыл бұрын

    • u mean fetus?

      @tej2199@tej21992 жыл бұрын

    • I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid

      @jimmyjoe1488@jimmyjoe14882 жыл бұрын

    • Dish soap

      @peepop6258@peepop62582 жыл бұрын

    • Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol

      @guy6074@guy60742 жыл бұрын

    • Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_

      @alexsiemers7898@alexsiemers78982 жыл бұрын

  • Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.

    @Ryyi23@Ryyi232 жыл бұрын

    • they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy

      @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127@yagottapaythetrolltoll31272 жыл бұрын

    • Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.

      @Jim-dy4wv@Jim-dy4wv2 жыл бұрын

    • Theres a yin and yang: charlie And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted

      @jebadia_mimes704@jebadia_mimes7042 жыл бұрын

    • there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die

      @bruhsauce644@bruhsauce6442 жыл бұрын

    • Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.

      @NOnameNOnamehdhdhd@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd2 жыл бұрын

  • Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles" Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*

    @RaccoonEatingIcecream@RaccoonEatingIcecream Жыл бұрын

    • Those aren't bubbles ... yet

      @waterwolf982@waterwolf98210 ай бұрын

    • You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.

      @Not-Wanted.-.@Not-Wanted.-.6 ай бұрын

    • i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up

      @Thefakenoob462@Thefakenoob4624 ай бұрын

    • @@Thefakenoob462SAME

      @Kademan6809@Kademan68093 ай бұрын

    • You also should not eat dishsoap

      @thescholarsjourney661@thescholarsjourney6613 ай бұрын

  • The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids

    @phatwhack@phatwhack Жыл бұрын

    • Wine

      @imstupid880@imstupid8808 ай бұрын

    • @@imstupid880 pee

      @RE-zl7sy@RE-zl7sy8 ай бұрын

    • 30% vinegar

      @alumynum9379@alumynum93798 ай бұрын

    • They gotta commit and do bug spray

      @jennerhirata8404@jennerhirata84048 ай бұрын

    • @@imstupid880you madlad that’s horrible

      @blackbulld40@blackbulld408 ай бұрын

  • They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich

    @actuallybingo@actuallybingo2 жыл бұрын

    • The ads are evolving.

      @Hackedschema28906@Hackedschema289062 жыл бұрын

    • Hit, popular, and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich that's available on Audible, Spotify, KZhead, and Apple Podcasts? Featuring Ted Nivison, JSchlatt, and Charlie Slimecicle?

      @awfulawsten7206@awfulawsten72062 жыл бұрын

    • This shit feels like Mythical Morning

      @ByeByeKi77y@ByeByeKi77y2 жыл бұрын

    • You have to shut up

      @tomchillen3039@tomchillen30392 жыл бұрын

    • Thats two faced Teddy for ya

      @marycoffelt3041@marycoffelt30412 жыл бұрын

  • “It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021

    @macys.2162@macys.21622 жыл бұрын

    • ITS THE FOX MAN

      @tooth_fairy5236@tooth_fairy52362 жыл бұрын

    • Can I join the circus?🦧

      @soleynott@soleynott2 жыл бұрын

    • Yup

      @JonoPee669@JonoPee6692 жыл бұрын

    • name of your sextape lol

      @FirstNameLastName-di7wk@FirstNameLastName-di7wk2 жыл бұрын

    • YOUR PFP-

      @user-dq4ck5vm3w@user-dq4ck5vm3w2 жыл бұрын

  • The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good

    @jstar3382@jstar33828 ай бұрын

  • 14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.

    @Whetfaartz1@Whetfaartz19 ай бұрын

  • It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance

    @rice4423@rice44232 жыл бұрын

    • Even schlatt fears the Big man

      @walf6470@walf64702 жыл бұрын

    • hes the bigger big man

      @kaim7709@kaim77092 жыл бұрын

    • @@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy

      @tonieeb9220@tonieeb92202 жыл бұрын

    • No joke their violent personas complement each other very well

      @beercansam9290@beercansam92902 жыл бұрын

    • @@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣

      @softiibvnxxl.1458@softiibvnxxl.14582 жыл бұрын

  • schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week

    @poppyleech@poppyleech2 жыл бұрын

    • Bestie it made mine

      @jessicamcdarby@jessicamcdarby2 жыл бұрын

    • the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous

      @stephaniebaker1975@stephaniebaker19752 жыл бұрын

    • It made mine (￣∇￣*)ゞ

      @kaden9055@kaden90552 жыл бұрын

    • It made my day better 😩

      @x_5724@x_57242 жыл бұрын

    • Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA

      @lieceyboiz4195@lieceyboiz41952 жыл бұрын

  • It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues

    @Thepresident498@Thepresident49811 ай бұрын

  • The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed

    @arisketches4317@arisketches431710 ай бұрын

  • somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless

    @pajorion@pajorion2 жыл бұрын

    • Brother

      @blake_drawz9194@blake_drawz91942 жыл бұрын

    • cus of the hair

      @mikey_boye@mikey_boye2 жыл бұрын

    • Facts

      @666verylongcat8@666verylongcat82 жыл бұрын

    • Offbrand pablo escobar

      @luukvanloo7195@luukvanloo71952 жыл бұрын

    • A transport hawk that delivers heroin

      @mr.salaxander8330@mr.salaxander83302 жыл бұрын

  • schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery

    @the_tim_@the_tim_2 жыл бұрын

    • That's because he's in LA

      @thomasdamery7734@thomasdamery77342 жыл бұрын

    • @@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog

      @peanutman7283@peanutman72832 жыл бұрын

    • he always does

      @dead2519@dead25192 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @wilburfoot@wilburfoot2 жыл бұрын

    • Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday

      @YourMateMurph@YourMateMurph2 жыл бұрын

  • Rewatching this video has made me appreciate DougDoug’s will to chug olive oil by itself each day

    @likeapro4242@likeapro4242 Жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @whatashittyname.6460@whatashittyname.64609 ай бұрын

    • HAHAHA YEA

      @cutiebetutie@cutiebetutie8 ай бұрын

    • It’s not that bad, it’s just bitter

      @ianorsomething@ianorsomething4 ай бұрын

    • @@ianorsomething WHA- DID YOU TEST IT

      @Siamesetiger178@Siamesetiger1783 ай бұрын

    • @@Siamesetiger178 yeah ofc

      @ianorsomething@ianorsomething3 ай бұрын

  • i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness

    @thequeen954@thequeen9547 ай бұрын

  • I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.

    @jairzeuske9885@jairzeuske98852 жыл бұрын

    • Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.

      @MrHAH-cd9ku@MrHAH-cd9ku2 жыл бұрын

    • The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey

      @oodlemynoodle3753@oodlemynoodle37532 жыл бұрын

    • This comment is so superbly on point

      @Kbbrianne@Kbbrianne2 жыл бұрын

    • They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe

      @SwizzleDrizzl@SwizzleDrizzl2 жыл бұрын

    • Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt

      @jamzee_@jamzee_2 жыл бұрын

  • im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted

    @kabkabkab@kabkabkab2 жыл бұрын

    • Bold of you to assume.

      @GerdWatches@GerdWatches2 жыл бұрын

    • I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.

      @madelinhere@madelinhere2 жыл бұрын

    • ted could comfortably eat me in one meal

      @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127@yagottapaythetrolltoll31272 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, we are all small men

      @darm4467@darm44672 жыл бұрын

    • I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow

      @GerdWatches@GerdWatches2 жыл бұрын

  • Watching them try to eat the cereal with dish soap was enough to activate MY gag reflex

    @dekuloveshair5667@dekuloveshair5667 Жыл бұрын

  • Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this

    @user-rb5fx6fk3f@user-rb5fx6fk3f10 ай бұрын

  • Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.

    @NickkAtNyte@NickkAtNyte2 жыл бұрын

    • Extremely true

      @diamondrel5190@diamondrel51902 жыл бұрын

    • And that makes for a good podcast

      @chadbarnett4562@chadbarnett45622 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.

      @greenscreengamer8008@greenscreengamer80082 жыл бұрын

    • Cr1tikal is a true neutral

      @JTBallew@JTBallew2 жыл бұрын

    • I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that

      @bladmad@bladmad2 жыл бұрын

  • i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep

    @foto9254@foto92542 жыл бұрын

    • The thick water put him in a catatonic state

      @Will-tn6zu@Will-tn6zu2 жыл бұрын

    • he was probably a bit tipsy

      @SwizzleDrizzl@SwizzleDrizzl2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.

      @Bidens_Diaper@Bidens_Diaper2 жыл бұрын

    • That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.

      @Gamer_Dylan_6@Gamer_Dylan_62 жыл бұрын

    • it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that

      @ahuman1571@ahuman15712 жыл бұрын

  • I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it

    @roboonmute@roboonmute2 ай бұрын

  • I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.

    @golekash@golekash9 ай бұрын

  • This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find

    @case6668@case66682 жыл бұрын

    • i was that neighborhood kid

      @sokoja@sokoja2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess

      @case6668@case66682 жыл бұрын

    • me, i was that kid

      @benwithers2266@benwithers22662 жыл бұрын

    • I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray

      @case6668@case66682 жыл бұрын

    • @@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day

      @benwithers2266@benwithers22662 жыл бұрын

  • Ted: is The Milkman Schlatt: milks men

    @Fyrebarr@Fyrebarr2 жыл бұрын

    • True

      @temutemacular@temutemacular2 жыл бұрын

    • They’re compatible

      @bea1629@bea16292 жыл бұрын

    • underrated comment

      @thetrainsguy7564@thetrainsguy75642 жыл бұрын

    • WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK

      @tapeesa2866@tapeesa28662 жыл бұрын

    • @@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad

      @ant_ler3837@ant_ler38372 жыл бұрын

  • sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt

    @doktorlarkey@doktorlarkey7 ай бұрын

  • 16:31 the way they retched simultaneously 💀

    @assortedcinnamonrolls@assortedcinnamonrollsАй бұрын

  • This was the worst day of my life

    @jschlattLIVE@jschlattLIVE2 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @suphicx902@suphicx9022 жыл бұрын

    • Very cool!

      @snugkhan6374@snugkhan63742 жыл бұрын

    • big guy

      @79Wyred@79Wyred2 жыл бұрын

    • Truly disgusting

      @svbrother9949@svbrother99492 жыл бұрын

    • unfortunate

      @objecto2436@objecto24362 жыл бұрын

  • It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die Their life is honey, nut, cheerio

    @CaptainClapper@CaptainClapper2 жыл бұрын

    • pffft-

      @ctnightmare5709@ctnightmare57092 жыл бұрын

    • Their partner usually being the queen bee

      @mayoactual2065@mayoactual20652 жыл бұрын

    • Holy shit why does this not have more likes?

      @door.5976@door.59762 жыл бұрын

    • UNDERRATED COMMENT DJDJDJSJDHDJDSJSJSJSJ

      @beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd@beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd2 жыл бұрын

    • This comment

      @nadeendies581@nadeendies5812 жыл бұрын

  • 1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.

    @thehorrorwombat@thehorrorwombat3 ай бұрын

  • Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well

    @JuppeD@JuppeD11 ай бұрын

  • i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention

    @wyoot3662@wyoot36622 жыл бұрын

    • Suggestion*

      @lorgotsbrig8494@lorgotsbrig84942 жыл бұрын

    • @@lorgotsbrig8494 Obligation*

      @fakedoorsfordinner1677@fakedoorsfordinner16772 жыл бұрын

  • “Are you gonna swallow this” “It’s cereal?”

    @zargonat2484@zargonat24842 жыл бұрын

    • We saw the video

      @doogan8255@doogan82552 жыл бұрын

    • @@doogan8255 shut up

      @kaycincork@kaycincork2 жыл бұрын

    • @@kaycincork nah

      @doogan8255@doogan82552 жыл бұрын

    • @@doogan8255 ratio

      @clayph0bia@clayph0bia2 жыл бұрын

    • @@clayph0bia wow i feel so attacked oh no a stranger on the internet got more likes then me wow i am now half a man what will i do

      @doogan8255@doogan82552 жыл бұрын

  • Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day

    @generaljaz2446@generaljaz244610 ай бұрын

  • i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through

    @sasha-is-eepy@sasha-is-eepy9 ай бұрын

  • It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over

    @Memu_@Memu_2 жыл бұрын

    • 2 big men

      @DJProfessorL@DJProfessorL2 жыл бұрын

    • @@DJProfessorL huge

      @yufelon@yufelon2 жыл бұрын

    • @@yufelon massive.

      @bee_._berry7324@bee_._berry73242 жыл бұрын

    • @@bee_._berry7324 enormous

      @ellieweaver7414@ellieweaver74142 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ig6xd2zf5r gigantes

      @imaperson9582@imaperson95822 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears

    @gabrielryan-leon832@gabrielryan-leon8322 жыл бұрын

    • i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man

      @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127@yagottapaythetrolltoll31272 жыл бұрын

    • And big lion

      @PLK123@PLK1232 жыл бұрын

    • He's the only person more chaotic

      @seven07777@seven077772 жыл бұрын

    • What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.

      @bipolingdaco1607@bipolingdaco16072 жыл бұрын

    • Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level

      @GamerKid11@GamerKid112 жыл бұрын

  • I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend

    @teddimonte3170@teddimonte31705 ай бұрын

    • PLSSS

      @liaaa333@liaaa333Ай бұрын

  • The face that Schlatt made when he said " Bang! " While hitting the La Croix can was EASILY the best face I have ever seen

    @Gl1tchG4urd@Gl1tchG4urd Жыл бұрын

  • “It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021

    @whipjack13@whipjack132 жыл бұрын

    • *Gayschlatt *also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*

      @RokuDaBoi@RokuDaBoi2 жыл бұрын

    • @@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*

      @darrenflips7346@darrenflips73462 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @sangwooleftbuttcheek1835@sangwooleftbuttcheek18352 жыл бұрын

    • @@darrenflips7346 That was the joke

      @katesszz@katesszz2 жыл бұрын

    • "Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt

      @niko9287@niko92872 жыл бұрын

  • Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal* Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫

    @slyfirefox3444@slyfirefox34442 жыл бұрын

    • Nothing more manly

      @user-ix4il2ql2v@user-ix4il2ql2v2 жыл бұрын

    • I want to like but it's at 666-

      @thepersons9794@thepersons97942 жыл бұрын

    • Loving your mommy is hella manly

      @Justlilmonster@Justlilmonster2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Justlilmonster yes

      @kittypeanut4102@kittypeanut41022 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.

      @slyfirefox3444@slyfirefox34442 жыл бұрын

  • I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.

    @absomaddo1096@absomaddo1096Ай бұрын

  • I feel as though having dark chocolate cereal pillows with milk chocolate pillows inside of them with white chocolate viscous liquid in that, and then taking white chocolate milkshake and adding extra milk that is very cold to make it more runny, and then pouring that onto the cereal would be absolutely delicious. Also, adding margharetia to cereal in the morning is when you know you have a problem... I feel like a tiny amount of lemon juice or honey would work in porridge

    @jamez6398@jamez6398 Жыл бұрын

  • this was ridiculously difficult to watch

    @isaacwhyy@isaacwhyy2 жыл бұрын

    • agreed

      @tirachies@tirachies2 жыл бұрын

    • Yooo isaac

      @hanaeve__@hanaeve__2 жыл бұрын

    • hi isaac

      @chloeprice9649@chloeprice96492 жыл бұрын

    • isaacwhy youtube channel

      @scarrxkamii@scarrxkamii2 жыл бұрын

    • yeah

      @gimmiborn2567@gimmiborn25672 жыл бұрын

  • Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.

    @alittlespice7723@alittlespice77232 жыл бұрын

    • timestamp??

      @izzbee3419@izzbee34192 жыл бұрын

    • what you know about rolling down in the deep

      @yoitsads@yoitsads2 жыл бұрын

    • @@izzbee3419 10:12

      @brooke5968@brooke59682 жыл бұрын

    • i want a full version of him singing the entire song

      @pyppuspice8807@pyppuspice88072 жыл бұрын

    • @@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze

      @snethies@snethies2 жыл бұрын

  • I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix

    @lordofbears9463@lordofbears94639 ай бұрын

  • I physically gagged at schlatt chugging thick water

    @MazTheMagical@MazTheMagical2 ай бұрын

  • It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.

    @starzariaguy5151@starzariaguy51512 жыл бұрын

    • yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?

      @cyber2952@cyber29522 жыл бұрын

    • Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:

      @greatone6196@greatone61962 жыл бұрын

    • @@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999

      @iiomqfaderz@iiomqfaderz2 жыл бұрын

    • When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd

      @beercansam9290@beercansam92902 жыл бұрын

    • @@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man

      @OriOriOhG@OriOriOhG2 жыл бұрын

  • “Like LA tap water” “That’s not true!” Then why did you buy a bottle of water?

    @Victor-Baxter@Victor-Baxter2 жыл бұрын

    • Because all tap water is disgusting

      @Letsplaynumbers@Letsplaynumbers2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Letsplaynumbers I mean not necessarily

      @guapogordonguapofraizer8311@guapogordonguapofraizer83112 жыл бұрын

    • @@Letsplaynumbers at least all US tap water

      @plece@plece2 жыл бұрын

    • @@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well

      @zkincheloe1412@zkincheloe14122 жыл бұрын

    • Is this a reference

      @cherrisoda892@cherrisoda8922 жыл бұрын

  • 3:33 I have lactose intolerance and I totally agree, I eat cereal almost every morning. "Just power through it... everyone poops"

    @beanburritobricks@beanburritobricks Жыл бұрын

  • what you said about the cold brew is honestly how i feel about all the coffee i've ever tasted it's good for like 1-2 seconds, then the actual taste arrives, and then the aftertaste when you swallow..

    @fortnitesexman@fortnitesexman8 ай бұрын

  • As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy

    @MemeSlayer@MemeSlayer2 жыл бұрын

    • Haha easy to say it untill you shit bricks

      @RG_Rizzy@RG_Rizzy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@RG_Rizzy Bricks? More like soft cement.

      @cloudperson890@cloudperson8902 жыл бұрын

    • @@cloudperson890 honestly

      @wonightmare@wonightmare2 жыл бұрын

    • Just take some Lactaid before and after, it gets rid of the symptoms. Story time, the first time I drank milk after developing lactose intolerance, I had two glasses. Five minutes later I was writhing around in pain, it was worse than period cramps, similar to appendicitis. 😰 Could tolerate milk just fine until I went to college, didn't know you could grow out of that ability!

      @amandajensen3382@amandajensen33822 жыл бұрын

    • How are you not hospitalized

      @altoes8884@altoes88842 жыл бұрын

  • Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.

    @zach5396@zach53962 жыл бұрын

    • That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.

      @thatcosmokramer@thatcosmokramer2 жыл бұрын

    • @@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy

      @gamingthatsall4253@gamingthatsall42532 жыл бұрын

    • Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.

      @gun3881@gun38812 жыл бұрын

    • @@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear

      @abzdragon2728@abzdragon27282 жыл бұрын

    • Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.

      @skapaloka222@skapaloka2222 жыл бұрын

  • 13:02 Why does it look like you guys are pouring a shitload of hand sanitizer on your cereal?

    @LegionOfBlues901@LegionOfBlues901 Жыл бұрын

  • Can’t believe this video is only 1 year ago, I feel like I watched this like 3 years ago?

    @War-3764@War-3764 Жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.

    @tactile2878@tactile28782 жыл бұрын

    • Ngl that's real cool shit dude I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.

      @sp_00nsy@sp_00nsy2 жыл бұрын

    • Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit. Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up. You: For science. Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.

      @yanselalmodovar918@yanselalmodovar9182 жыл бұрын

    • @@yanselalmodovar918 you make a lot of good points there

      @sp_00nsy@sp_00nsy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@yanselalmodovar918 legit that’s basically what happened since I sat next to one of my best friends in that class lmao

      @tactile2878@tactile28782 жыл бұрын

    • Olive oils homophobic! Dammmn risky take

      @securelilyjt6057@securelilyjt60572 жыл бұрын

  • "Drink 1 glass of water if ingested" Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila

    @StylzB@StylzB2 жыл бұрын

    • It's the same thing for that man.

      @slashatsasha784@slashatsasha7842 жыл бұрын

    • @@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all

      @helloitsme6702@helloitsme67022 жыл бұрын

    • It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix

      @boowomp7574@boowomp75742 жыл бұрын

    • @@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho

      @StylzB@StylzB2 жыл бұрын

  • I love how they give the most life threatening liquid the highest score

    @fwaries@fwaries Жыл бұрын

  • I love how dish soap placed second with a score of 13/20 being only close behind apple juice which had a 13.5. Dish soap was only half a point away from being the best alternative to milk.

    @greenneon8534@greenneon85347 ай бұрын

  • The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.

    @max_dotson@max_dotson2 жыл бұрын

    • what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.

      @bfc9467@bfc94672 жыл бұрын

    • the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation

      @hopelessly.lavenderly@hopelessly.lavenderly2 жыл бұрын

  • im disappointed they didn’t do monster that would have been a shit show

    @bffswish@bffswish2 жыл бұрын

    • Wait till they find out there a coffe flavored one lol

      @fayah8865@fayah88652 жыл бұрын

    • classic monster is just red bull but less sour

      @infiniteneru6161@infiniteneru61612 жыл бұрын

    • They used redbull

      @escrotus_maxus@escrotus_maxus2 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr.

      @moldy_cheez6282@moldy_cheez62822 жыл бұрын

    • I mean atleast there was B A N G Wich I never fucking heard of but ok.

      @fayah8865@fayah88652 жыл бұрын

  • really great content Bertram and Trend, keep it up!

    @qwertylesh@qwertylesh Жыл бұрын

  • I laughed way harder than I should've when Ted considered the Raid spray.

    @MelodyWasTaken@MelodyWasTaken6 ай бұрын

  • Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul

    @Olivia-jf8ef@Olivia-jf8ef2 жыл бұрын

    • Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)

      @elizabethgrace_752@elizabethgrace_7522 жыл бұрын

    • PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN

      @isthatthegrimreaper4726@isthatthegrimreaper47262 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @shizukajoestarfp5518@shizukajoestarfp55182 жыл бұрын

    • I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok

      @matiasbrena2287@matiasbrena22872 жыл бұрын

    • Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless

      @kevinclay6863@kevinclay68632 жыл бұрын

  • schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7

    @offbrandat@offbrandat2 жыл бұрын

    • alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!

      @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127@yagottapaythetrolltoll31272 жыл бұрын

    • It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.

      @MJVanD@MJVanD2 жыл бұрын

  • My favorite thing about Ted is that he just seems like a normal dude.

    @sonny_wiess@sonny_wiess Жыл бұрын

  • 14:31 shlag’s sole left his body

    @surfer9392@surfer93922 ай бұрын

  • The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.

    @Pixelcraftian@Pixelcraftian2 жыл бұрын

    • ratio

      @cyanide3263@cyanide32632 жыл бұрын

    • whats up checkmark

      @theorangecatkyo@theorangecatkyo2 жыл бұрын

    • What's up checkmark

      @blu3sm3lls98@blu3sm3lls982 жыл бұрын

    • What's up checkmark

      @kiki8792@kiki87922 жыл бұрын

    • not milk 😂

      @zants_@zants_2 жыл бұрын

  • oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”

    @cllreo00@cllreo002 жыл бұрын

    • Yup same

      @bobcore224@bobcore2242 жыл бұрын

  • I don't know why but i keep on rewatching this video every few months. Good vid!

    @purplepeople2834@purplepeople2834 Жыл бұрын

  • this proved one thing for me, if u show me a line of drinks i'll immediatly look for the coke

    @irfaanrajah7247@irfaanrajah72479 ай бұрын

  • Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.

    @bunsenn5064@bunsenn50642 жыл бұрын

    • ack why did this send me so much lmao

      @ray-wp3rw@ray-wp3rw2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ray-wp3rw where did it send you

      @Cytise91@Cytise912 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cytise91 hell

      @ray-wp3rw@ray-wp3rw2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then

      @JustSomeoneYouMightKnow@JustSomeoneYouMightKnow2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?

      @Fawnfreckle@Fawnfreckle2 жыл бұрын

  • I swear “plethora” has gotta be one of Ted’s favorite words

    @natscott27@natscott272 жыл бұрын

    • dont forget enigma

      @wolfwest327@wolfwest3272 жыл бұрын

    • It really means a lot to him

      @acidCumulus@acidCumulus2 жыл бұрын

    • @@acidCumulus I see wgat you ddid there

      @kuzi8440@kuzi84402 жыл бұрын

    • Ted didn't do this but I hate it when people pronounce it plethOra

      @travo6805@travo68052 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a good word

      @skye4082@skye4082 Жыл бұрын

  • This somehow went from milk to them sitting next to a bottle of dish soap in 13 minutes.

    @jackkiernan-qu2kg@jackkiernan-qu2kg10 ай бұрын

  • This is a video I can watch 100 times over and still enjoy.

    @DripBox07@DripBox07 Жыл бұрын

  • The way Ted holds the $20 bills and stares into the camera sends me so far every goddamn time I watch this video

    @cicikyuu2429@cicikyuu24292 жыл бұрын

    • "I'm a business man" 🤠

      @marynorthenscold3041@marynorthenscold30412 жыл бұрын

    • same i took a screenshot lol

      @d00ms1cle@d00ms1cle2 жыл бұрын

    • @@marynorthenscold3041 "that's not... we're literally rich, ted" *proceeds to chug thick water anyways

      @AMan-xz7tx@AMan-xz7tx2 жыл бұрын

    • Sends you in to what? Dread? Ecstasy?

      @sameel3843@sameel38432 жыл бұрын

    • @@sameel3843 Maybe both?

      @siimious@siimious2 жыл бұрын

  • You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea. (fucking spelt soap as soup)

    @JoAnna-le2wr@JoAnna-le2wr2 жыл бұрын

    • Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots

      @thequeenofcringe1585@thequeenofcringe15852 жыл бұрын

    • @@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most

      @PhoenixTwoFiftySix@PhoenixTwoFiftySix2 жыл бұрын

    • @@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity

      @JoAnna-le2wr@JoAnna-le2wr2 жыл бұрын

    • @@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.

      @thequeenofcringe1585@thequeenofcringe15852 жыл бұрын

    • I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy

      @goldenwing1262@goldenwing12622 жыл бұрын

  • Y'all should redo this but make it about random liquids as dipping sauces for wings.

    @ShiroYukari_Music@ShiroYukari_Music8 ай бұрын

  • fun fact: red bull is meant to taste like medicine with a bit of sugar

    @SupremeNYC84@SupremeNYC847 ай бұрын

  • It’s scary to think schlatt, has a mother and was birthed instead of just forming

    @Someone-sk8cg@Someone-sk8cg2 жыл бұрын

    • Holy shit,you're right.

      @thenaartjiegod3834@thenaartjiegod38342 жыл бұрын

    • WAIT HOLD UP-

      @x_5724@x_57242 жыл бұрын

    • *bore

      @despacito_spajder953@despacito_spajder9532 жыл бұрын

    • @@despacito_spajder953 birthed

      @Someone-sk8cg@Someone-sk8cg2 жыл бұрын

    • I forget that adults have been innocent children before

      @beantatobeepbeep9683@beantatobeepbeep96832 жыл бұрын

  • >>Eats honey nut cheerios with various liquids. >>Doesn't try honey.

    @fatedfreak@fatedfreak2 жыл бұрын

    • How did I not think of this 👁️👄👁️

      @harlow5985@harlow59852 жыл бұрын

    • w-were they... were they also supposed to try 𝙣𝙪𝙩?

      @leoiryan@leoiryan2 жыл бұрын

    • @@leoiryan HAHAHAHA THATS THE WORST HAHAHHAHA

      @harlow5985@harlow59852 жыл бұрын

    • "this video is sponsered by hon-" -mr beast

      @whosgigi288@whosgigi2882 жыл бұрын

    • @@leoiryan r/cursedcomments

      @lavendersun3025@lavendersun30252 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this gave me heartburn

    @990doglover@990doglover Жыл бұрын

  • 12:39 One of the most Alex Jones things Schlatt has ever said

    @InspectahReese@InspectahReese8 ай бұрын

  • Ted and schlatt with the hot take “poison tastes bad”

    @jwaffles9269@jwaffles92692 жыл бұрын

    • Poison tastes good, but only once

      @eagle0710@eagle07102 жыл бұрын

    • @@eagle0710 if you speedrun your poison consumption, it can taste good more than once!

      @nxlschrona7969@nxlschrona79692 жыл бұрын

    • @@nxlschrona7969 we need dream to get on this

      @eagle0710@eagle07102 жыл бұрын

    • Well alcohol is poison but that shit pretty good

      @nickhenley1338@nickhenley13382 жыл бұрын

    • @@nickhenley1338 alcohol is poison but watered down severly

      @natechicken685@natechicken6852 жыл бұрын

  • “It’s cereal” - Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.

    @lazyDudesGaming@lazyDudesGaming2 жыл бұрын

    • But its cereal

      @VERXELIS.@VERXELIS.2 жыл бұрын

  • 10:41 I thought this was an ad read so I skipped ahead lol

    @snowset675@snowset6754 ай бұрын

  • These two are what is keeping me up during my college class with 48 hours no sleep.

    @lunaplutonic@lunaplutonic2 ай бұрын

  • Schlatt: "Im f*king rich!" Also Schlatt: *In a good $90,000 dollars in debt*

    @fallen4745@fallen47452 жыл бұрын

    • He is?

      @dcr645@dcr6452 жыл бұрын

    • @@dcr645 its a joke on lunch club's robbing other youtubers video

      @fallen4745@fallen47452 жыл бұрын

    • @@fallen4745 ah. I missed that one. Thanks!

      @dcr645@dcr6452 жыл бұрын

    • @@fallen4745 more like it’s a joke from the entirety of carsons smp live

      @Disappointment1@Disappointment12 жыл бұрын

  • Tip for soap in mouth: If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

    @justanother_witheredrose894@justanother_witheredrose8942 жыл бұрын

    • As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.

      @altoes8884@altoes88842 жыл бұрын

    • Thank I’m not a bad kid but my mom forces me so I have to thanks 🙏🏼

      @simp6170@simp61702 жыл бұрын

    • or just act like you cant breath and make them feel bad

      @rathot6683@rathot66832 жыл бұрын

    • @@rathot6683 We both know that won't work

      @derekl.2902@derekl.29022 жыл бұрын

    • I just eat the soap, and now I have a thing called "Volatile Health Conditions."

      @SkkiterSkkater@SkkiterSkkater2 жыл бұрын

  • 10:18 "Cheers to getting high" while the video has 420K likes is perfect

    @ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887@ohmygodtheykilledkenny48876 ай бұрын

  • Thank you Ted & Schlutt for this amazing video 😂👍

    @TheKidWithPr0blems@TheKidWithPr0blems2 ай бұрын

  • “It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt

    @theyluvvlanayah_9588@theyluvvlanayah_95882 жыл бұрын

    • I love your pfp so much it hurts

      @Sabrina-gv1zf@Sabrina-gv1zf2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME

      @myah3617@myah36172 жыл бұрын

    • @@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫

      @anxiousshowercurtain1630@anxiousshowercurtain16302 жыл бұрын

    • @トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram

      @Sabrina-gv1zf@Sabrina-gv1zf2 жыл бұрын

    • "It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt

      @nikopuma9551@nikopuma95512 жыл бұрын

  • next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal

    @mysticat@mysticat2 жыл бұрын

    • Wait that’s actually kind of a good idea

      @wilburfoot@wilburfoot2 жыл бұрын

    • cereal squared

      @Lumerotte@Lumerotte2 жыл бұрын

    • Holy crap that actually sounds great lol

      @thatoneguy40@thatoneguy402 жыл бұрын

    • Whats up checkmark

      @eliskini5264@eliskini52642 жыл бұрын

    • @@wilburfoot U AGAIN :O

      @melonsoepic@melonsoepic2 жыл бұрын

  • 7:22 “it felt good going in” -schlatt out of context

    @_unoriginal_.@_unoriginal_.8 ай бұрын

  • Is it just me or is Jschlatt collaborating with any KZheadr so fun to watch lol.

    @anijay64@anijay642 ай бұрын

  • I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge

    @spok0440@spok04402 жыл бұрын

    • I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.

      @LordMegatherium@LordMegatherium2 жыл бұрын

    • The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth

      @stevem.o.1185@stevem.o.11852 жыл бұрын

    • @@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal

      @imjustme5934@imjustme59342 жыл бұрын

    • @@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot

      @VERXELIS.@VERXELIS.2 жыл бұрын

    • @@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime

      @jayshroomalt@jayshroomalt2 жыл бұрын

  • Ted is the only living being capable of making schlatt break the character of Big Guy 6:13

    @noarsy7716@noarsy77162 жыл бұрын

    • Jschlatt offcamera is just in constant suffering 24/7

      @daan9094@daan90942 жыл бұрын

    • he made big guy into a small man.

      @cyber2952@cyber29522 жыл бұрын

    • @@cyber2952 he is a small man next to ted

      @Josh-si6ds@Josh-si6ds2 жыл бұрын

  • This is just Jschlatt and Ted being masochists for 18 minutes

    @allhailthesqloint@allhailthesqloint9 ай бұрын

  • "It felt good going in, I was surprised."- Schlatt

    @theomcallister-nevins5958@theomcallister-nevins5958 Жыл бұрын
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