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ok but props to ted for making youtuber merch that you can actually wear out in public without embarrassing yourself
based
that's been the goal from the start, I appreciate that I'm doing a good job! the next merch/clothing project will be just as good if not better
that is too true
Are you saying you wouldn't be proud to wear 'Fund the Balls' in public?
seriously that’s the main reason i just spent too much money on it
“300 Chinese Finger Traps” “Nails and Brads: Built to Last” both excellent band names
they sound like death grips songs
The other day I broke down laughing while I was driving, because I saw probably the largest billboard I've ever seen, and as I crept up on this absolute behemoth of billboards, I saw, in Comic Sans font... "Jesus."
*Jesus.*
We live in the greatest timeline.
now that is a religious experience in-of-itself
*Jesus*
gezus
That priest or whatever that was talking to Schlatt was actually really professional. I respect that he didn’t laugh or get noticeably upset when they said that.
i think it’s because the goal is to convert people sadly. sounded like a very friendly guy but the reality is that the people that work at those places are pretty brainwashed and they don’t want to risk ANYONE turning away. plus i’m sure they receive a million prank calls a day
Schlatt’s phone calls are the most Sleepover Core thing. Him going so far with the big while Charlie and Ted are red in the face crying and laughing is so amazing
as an ohioan i'm so glad someone's FINALLY talking about how i need to drive across the michigan border every single day for breakfast lunch and dinner
Its nice to see people finally talking about how michigan is in fact superior
as a michigander, stay here. take refuge
Also As an ohioan, as much as we hate Michigan, it is indeed our salvation
As a Michigander I would like to announce that the welcome center has vending machines for you
I’d rather eat breakfast in Kentucky
Man schlatt talking about Chinese finger traps on the phone with that guy was the funniest shit I've seen recently sweet jesus
same lmao
FR I KNOWWW
His ability to not burst out laughing during was astounding
As a Christian, I find that funny. I feel like those billboards try to simplify things a bit too much. It sends a message of hate and anger and doesn't properly explain what sin is (it's not some measurement of evil, it's simply the act of disobeying God). I think it was a little disrespectful, but it was still pretty darn funny.
@@lucase6407 It wasn't disrespectful. The people that run these billboards try to be predatory by threatening people with a literal lake of fire to get people to convert so they can get brownie points in heaven
Im not going to lie, the knocking at the "charlie is at your house" meme freaked me the fuck out. It sounded too realistic
creeps me out since with headphones you could clearly hear from which direction the knocking is coming from.
i was watching it while waiting for my mate to come over and she knocked like a second after the sound effect and i almost shat myself
There wasn’t any knocking in the video, you guys okay?
@AltF-io3dy Nah don't gaslight me like that man 😭😭😭😭
i read this right before it happened and it still caught me off guard and made me jump HELP
ok but who else wants a 5 hour (thank you Donald38) loop of schlatt continuously screaming "CHINESE FINGER TRAPS"
chinese finger traps
Me
Yessss
300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS
Not wants… _needs_
That Chinese finger-trap bit had to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
I was high and I lost my mind
As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I also found it funny. I laughed pretty hard, I should repent now.
@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 relatable
@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 same
300 Chinese Finger Traps
the amount of second hand embarrassment I felt while schlatt was telling the heaven or hell billboard guy his unfortunate circumstance-
Unfortunate Circumcision
Circumcise me Captain
i would like to also reserve a spot fory circumcision
Read my name......sjsbdvdhd
I literally skipped that part in the video because I couldn’t handle it
1 year later, and I still, with every fiber of my being, cannot believe Schlatt actually followed through on the finger trap bit on that call
2 years later, and still, I start WRITHING with second hand embarrassment when I hear that phone call.
I break out into hysterical laughter every time
TC by ù
Schlatt’s absolute IRON GRIP on his poker face to be able to say all that to a real ass person as Charlie and Ted are giggling
Ohio’s famous “HELL IS REAL” billboard is actually just warning you that Ohio itself is hell due to all of the hunger
*Nothing can stop hunger in Ohio.*
I live here and can confirm, both statements are true
THE HELL IS REAL BILLBOARD MEANS IM HALFWAY TO MY GRANDPARENTS
As a person from Ohio, can confirm. Ohio is hell.
I have seen one in Kentucky lmao
it’s so cool to see you giving smaller youtubers a platform ted i hope Jchat and Slimecycle get growth from this, maybe they can start larger projects like a podcast something !
Or maybe some of them gonna play minecraft, ngl they are a bit funny
Slickcycle and JayClap
I’m chuckling so hard I’m choking on my sandwich * cough cough*
Ted, Schlatt and Slimecicle have a podcast together called the Chuckle Sandwich.
that would be so cool if they got bigger!
5:36 I am shocked that schlatt was able to keep a straight face
ISTG THE FACT SCHLATT LOOKED GENUINELY EMBARRASSED WHEN MAKING THAT CALL WAS HILARIOUS I’M SURPRISED HE HAD THE BALLS TO DO IT 😂😂
Ted's look of disbelief when someone actually picked up and started preaching to schlatt while charlie laughs is the best thing i've ever seen
One of the only times ive ever cried laughing at something.
@@stratford1 same, schlatt calling random numbers is amazing
thanks mewo
@@Xentipiiides of course
I actually fell out of my chair
Assignment: Make custom billboards Ted: *does the assignment* Schlatt: *does extra credit* Charlie: “The fuck was the assignment again?”
This is the funniest comment someone has ever made. . . *why am I the first reply >:[*
@@brookeeveans9484 you no longer are the only reply
@@mewcat6419 nor are you
@@AryFemMtF hi im also here
@@thatoneguy9582 ello!
*4:43* I like how the dude is just so nonchalant about it, it makes the moment 5x funnier.
Charlie and Ethan Nestor are examples of a personality type that are required for every friend group
I thought nothing could beat 1-880-eat-shit, but heaven/hell has won me over. Holy crap, that was hilarious
holy crap. haha
There's one of those billboards with the same number near where I live
@@apifructusest2401 that's awesome
should have called back about bacon cigarettes
Read my name......sueuehe
I love how they say “we should call the number” as a joke and schlatt is like BET
Yeah
second time as well
Schlatt the kinda guy to prank call pizza shops and have them answer each other
dude when the editor put the knock in i actually thought someone was at one of my windows so props to the editor for that thank you for giving me a heart atack
“As a former male who lives in Ohio, All your claims about this awful state are true. Truly nothing can end hunger in Ohio and I am reminded everyday.”
I love how Ted is the parent, Charlie is the teenager, and Shlatt is a child who somehow has access to an adult vocabulary and bank account
Schlatt is Boss Baby.
@@rambbler oh my god I never thought about that and now I wanna make an edit
Ok but boss baby, Tim Templeton, and the curvaceous mom????
@@rambbler schlatt is Alec baldwin confirmed
@@TeathKettle Curvaceous? 🤨📸
I lay here weeping openly, thanking the stars for aligning. The angels sing, heralding a new Ted Nivison video. There is a dove. For a brief moment, the world is at peace.
how profoundly poetic
beautiful, like you
what da dove doin?
@@w.s6525 love how every comment is a compliment then this guy comes outta nowhere w “what da dove doin” lmaoo
your pfp brings me joy
ive been really sick with a very nasty cough for the last few days, and i actually laughed so hard at schlatts call with roger that i had a particularly violent coughing fit that was about two minutes long where i was half convinced i was going to choke to death. i think it severely enhanced the viewing experience.
the call didn’t get me, but this comment did im glad you survived 😌🙏
Upon seeing Charlie's final billboard, a friend I was watching this with just said "Billboard" and we died laughing
the fact that schlatt is talking to a real person and not just a bot... i deeply congratulate the man for his courage to confess his sins and cleanse himself.
There is no cleansing the shame of 300 Chinese fingertraps
He didn't confess the Cold case of 1999...
@@Laudhcris It's not a cold case, we all know who did it, we just can't prosecute them due to them have friends in the government.
@@merasmurry1460 And, you won't be able to persecute him again after 23rd October 2025
@@cynicat74 It just never ends with this big guy, when will the victims get closure?
5:54 no your pickle is in a finger trap
In the first 30 seconds, Ted managed to convince me to get rid of billboards.
This is why Charlie is my favorite human being. Literally the dumbest pun in existence but it brings him so much joy to watch his friends souls crumble from it. That is what I aspire to be like.
What do you do with a broken clock? You tic it to the toctor
:) yes exactly.
@@4xdblack Perfect.
Agreed
i need more of jschlatt calling random businesses its fucking great
They've gotta do this I'm crying rn it's so good
300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS
it was in the bumper stickers video as well lmao
"REPENT OR BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"
Imagine in he teamed up with one of those KZheadrs that prank Nigerian scammers
8:42 so a priest
💀
You can hear by his voice crack he was done
8:53 i love how Ted laughs so hard he turns into Schlatt.
Why does Charlie constantly look like he will burst out into tears at any given moment
Because he probably is 😅
He also sounds like it
that also applies to me
I SAID THIS BEFIRE ITS SO TRUE THOUGH
I saw a comment that said that his expression never really changes - and it checks out
Wow Schlatt, Charlie and ted are so funny, they should start a podcast.
Yeah that would be 100% favourite puppy
I'm about to blow the roof off your whole world
@@TedNivison what are you trying to tell me mr milk man
@@TedNivison a threat? That’s to be expected from someone like you “Ted”
Yeah, it could be about chuckling, and sandwiches!
“Schlatt’s” pronunciation of “soder” gave me a new level of lust for violence I never knew I could have
Can we just notice that these 3 people single handedly started the Ohio memes
As a Christian who believes in sharing God’s unconditional love with all people… Schlatt’s “NO” billboard made me die laughing because that’s just… yeah that’s how way too many Christians act
yo a christian who doesn't hate people for being who they are??? that's epic
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 the double gulp cup for the human body wholesome and nutritious food
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 I believe at this point there's a lot more good Christians out there than the homophobes and transphobes. It's just that the bad Christians are louder.
@@carsonbell1354 this is the thing with many communities
I felt that definitely! Yeah, alot of us Christians just go...'nah'
I love that the phone call about Jesus implies that if schlatt just believed hard enough in Jesus, his finger trap problems would be solved. Like the moment he turned towards Jesus they would just all fall off
Yeah I mean that's what religious people think, all the worlds problems will magically get solved if you pray to a dead man.
I just imagine that jesus hears his prayer and goes "don't worry my child." And then just fills Schlatt's head with the most disgusting and horrific imagery possible to make him shrink up a bit to escape the trap.
Memento Mori, my friends
@@vex6517 You're making me cry!
@@vex6517 Memento Mori..
3:46-3:47: That knocking legitmately scared me, I was wearing headphones.😂
I like how the "Most Replayed" section is right after the very uncomfortable phone call
I live for charlies laugh at 14:04. Its just the perfect expression of the feeling you have when youre trying to act ashamed of a bad joke but you just love it too much to stay serious
Trueeee- 🥺
But now he regrets it because he's going to fuckin Ohio
ad
I've seen this video like 5 times, and it took me until just now to get the joke. What is wrong with me? XD
As a Christian, Schlatt calling the gospel billboard number was one of the most anxiety-inducing but hysterical things I've ever witnessed
I can’t even imagine being the poor guy that isn’t being paid enough to deal with this lmao
@@froggy5748 I'm super concerned he may be an unpaid volunteer
@@juliamavroidi8601 they're paid with God's love 🙏
@@pastadeadman4594 thats funny
I have really strong second hand embarrassment so i literally had to skip over that part 😂
6:36 He has canonically killed his own species on two separate occasions.
This prank call was the peak of schalth off the cuff. Just fucking nailed it with the prompts given from Ted and Charlie. Can’t get over how perfect the final punchline about the finger traps was.
Disappointed they didn’t react to the “HELL IS REAL” billboard in Ohio
Yeah, kinda hoping for that tbh
Arguably best billboard in the country, it’s pretty much a religious artifact
Oh yeah, I'm from Southern Ohio and it's super religious down here 💀
That billboard should be regarded as a national treasure.
I JUST WENT PAST THAT ON MY WAY THROUGH OHIO
“Who’s advertising this, hot kids?” The immediate look of “oh shit I can’t laugh at this” right after accompanied with the sound effect was amazing, especially after certain people’s past histories
Ok dude
What does this even mean?
@@emmawiegel4427 TLDR: An old friend of theirs that used to be in a LOT of their videos is a child groomer and had several victims, thus making a joke about that would be a bad idea for one of them, since they've only in the last year managed to shake all association with that guy
@@UhOphelia 19 to 17 is pretty normal
@@benhlooong If they were in a relationship already. From what his ex-friends say, it wasn't just a 2 year difference he went after.
schlatt's accent when he says 300 chinese finger traps sends me into a laughing fit. every time.
3:46 That knock genuinely surprised me. My soul literally left my body, and a few minutes later my heart is still having palpitations 😂.
Someone commented that Ted is Chaotic Good, Charlie is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil, on a different video. I just feel like it works for this video too.
ok
i agree with this statement
idk ted is chaotic neutral and charlie is lawfull good
Charlie is so chaotic good like istg-
holy shit you're right
schlatt is truly iconic, I've never seen someone commit to the bit more than he does. Great vid as always Ted
Jerma
Read my name......sjshehw
I love how relaxed and happy that one man is about people going to hell
roger seems like an actually nice guy that you can talk to, he didnt even chuckle when schlatt told him his sin
I love your profile picture so much
Thats what I was thinking lmaooo He didn't come off judgmental and took the statement as a genuine ask for help.
I feel like he was in too much shock at the fact that somebody did that to say anything else
@@CardCatCardboard No no no, that's just a very common thing. He has to hear someone asking about that every day, he's just used to it. He's so numb to it he doesn't even answer anymore.
He sounds like a Christian you could actually hang out with. Sure he could lecture you about God every now and then but he'll be down to chill to have a good conversation with you
they literally made a prank call. That was so funny and incredibly wholesome. Just a couple of friends doing a prank call!
You know what's crazy that build board is around where I live
@@ArtWithAWaddlethey’re all over the Midwest
That knocking sound effect is too real man, I scared the shit out of my roommates and myself
1:55 "hate to shit in your corn flakes" is an expression that i didn't know i needed in my vocabulary
the expression is usually "who shit in your cereal this morning", its similar to the expression "seems like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" but less polite
For non-ohioans, the unending hunger is why we live in a sea of corn. We have to take our harvests across the nearest state border and eat it there.
This just in, the mayor of Ohio has declared that it is now illegal to consume anything of nutritional value within the borders of Ohio. Any person found eating inside state lines will be sentenced to no more than five years in prison, a fine not exceeding $10,000, or both.
Tell me why I just giggled at the thought of a person from Ohio, crouched down, jaw unhinged and making demonic chewing sounds in the middle of a corn field.
we are starving by the minute and depend on corn for food
@@lemonsanddonuts5745 wtf 😭😭
As a flat lander (from Illinois) I am willing to give Ohio 50 of our finest corn fields
Ted/Schlatt/Charlie, your billboard viewing skills are remarkable.
Hello friend, here’s a reply 👍
Kai Harrington, your commenting skills are remarkable.
@@bradenlipman5609, your replying skills are remarkable.
Schledarlie
Why do you call them as they were one entity... a disgusting amalgamation between the three pops into my mind. An undertale-esque monster from a dark lab slowly approaching you
Ted, Charlie, and schlatt are what you call a perfect trio
14:03 I love his little laugh right here it is so cute
It’s so devious
The guy on the phone said “you’ll be cast into the fiery pits of hell” with such a happy tone, I have so much respect for that man
The tone of your you’ll be cast into the fiery pit of hell, the guy was just so casual about it
fly high ted, your videos always made me smile, rest in piece🕊
What
@@TedNivison oh my god ted, i thought- i thought aiden and nick- killed you
@@tyukiarctic6626 Actually i killed him
@@TedNivison holy shit it’s a ghost
this week on Paranormal Adventures
These videos are the perfect “one more episode.” It’s like a nice calming bedtime story.
I am crying, that phone call bit destroyed me
Schlatt calling that Christian thing made me cry laughing. As a Christian, I approve wholeheartedly.
Same here! The person on the other end did an amazing job handling it! He could have realized schlatt was trolling and could have hung up on him, but he held it together. Thats amazing! My preacher definitely would have lol.
lmao same, I too as a Christian approve 😌
Except He didn’t preach the gospel at all, only works it’s by grace are we saved through faith, not of any works as it’s a gift from God (Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 11:6). Turning from sin is a work (Jonah 3:10) and that’s just keeping the law which no one is saved by (Galatians 2:16,21) We are to repent (change of mind) and believe, just as Jesus preach faith for eternal life (John 3:14-18, 3:36, 5:24, 6:40). Not turning from all your sins and living for God as that’s working your way to heaven and not relying what Jesus has done For it’s because of Jesus who died for our sins and rose again for our justification that we are saved (Romans 4:25, 1 Cor 15:1-4, 16-22) For if we put our trust into Jesus, how He paid for all our sins, we are saved. We have eternal life as our sins are all blotted out (Romans 3:23-24, 4:4-8, 5:1-2, 6-11, Colossians 2:13-14, Hebrews 10:14-18) As He saves us forever (John 6:37-40, 10:28-29, Ephesians 1:13-14) As the only thing we must do to be saved is to put our faith into Jesus for salvation, not into our works (Acts 16:30-31, John 3:16, 5:24, 6:40, Romans 10:2-4, Titus 3:5-7)
@@jacobmanly3234 I was referring to schlatt when I said I approve.
Schlattvis catholic :)
7 seconds in, saw the merch ad, screamed, bought a sweatshirt, and resumed the video. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
i swear to fuck i'm gonna force feed you cement never say ted talk again
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 jeez ok
ha
Love this episode of the chuckle sandwich. Keep up the good work chuckler spin offs!!!
This is the start of the Ohio lore.
my favourite episode of “the boys look at something” so far
Sameeeeee I love the series “The boys look at something”
i thought there were only 2
I mean props to Roger from Gospel Billboards for trying his gosh darn hardest with the man who stuck every part of his body that fit into a Chinese finger trap.
i’m bingeing all of your videos you’re one of my favorite youtubers now😂
1:07 "Company called nothing or something, or something"
That knock sound at 3:45 was so realistic it had me looking around for whoever did it
I legit though someone was outside knocking on my window right next to me, I was terrified
@@brookeb4563 It's 4 in the morning and I heard it from my window. I'm with ya! 😭😭 Legit almost cried!
@@WindyWithoutTheIButAnE worst part is I live on the second floor
@@brookeb4563 bro, I live on the third and still rewound the video to double check. The terror.
me too jesus
the Chinese finger trap bit with the phone Christian is the funniest thing I've ever watched
Damn straight holy shit man that was hilarious
“PHONE CHRISTIAN” HAHA
I was actually crying on the floor and my mom walked downstairs and thought I was seriously hurt
I'm watching this at 5 am while playing a game on my phone, and the most realistic know I've ever heard just blew my eardrums out.
I keep coming back to this video cuz it never gets any less funny
I was laughing at the "CHARLIE IS IN YOUR HOUSE YOU CANNOT HIDE" until i heard the knock then i paniced and realised it was the video edit: for the people who wonder where it is, i forgor 💀 sorry :( edit #2: i remembr: its at 3:41
Dude, I nearly pissed myself lmao
That was the video?
When there’s a window beside you AND you still look
when ?
thank god for this comment I'm high as a mf 😩
Charlie's first two just carried him throughout the chaos afterwards. I'd give the pun man my vote.
the "You are going to need car insurance in approximately 5 seconds" billboard is by far the funniest one in the whole video
. . . The genuine fear i have after charlie said my name.
12:45 Thank you all for your support in my campaign.
Your pfp is giving me flashbacks... That game scarred me...
@@alexiswhitfield1796 I’m only scared of the warpers really. With the qep disabled though, there really isn’t anything to worry about
How the hell was the Christian billboard dude so calm after hearing something like that!? you already know his day was absolutely ruined lmaoooo
Pretty sure he's heard worse :P
he's probably been waiting at the phone for someone to call for weeks
@@cadaverous4766 LMFAOOOO
The Charlie knock genuinely got me. I was watching this at 1 AM and nearly shat myself lmao
THE KNOCK FROM CHARLIE SCARED ME EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN THE CAR
As an Ohioan, I can confirm nothing can end my family’s hunger. We have not eaten in three days, good video though. Thank you for spreading awareness.
oh my god, I live there but my family isn’t hungry 😦
@@syddll that because all 12 million Ohioan go to other states to eat food every day the traffic is terrible (it’s illegal to eat food In Ohio so that’s why we don’t just bring the food back after buying it)
when i drive thru ohio it’s nothing but corn just go raid a field and feast for weeks
yes it is a tragity and i have not eaten in 6 days Edit: i have eaten my golden retriever
@@syddll Just wait.
Finally, a use for some random niche knowledge I have! We had some of the Ugly Kids billboards in Milwaukee, WI. For a while it was just them, not sure if it was to pique interest or spark outrage so people would call in to radio shows or some other tactic, but eventually they put up the second signs a few billboards down from the ugly kids ones that said "Grow up to become DJs" with pictures of three of the current djs for a local radio station …no idea if the kid pictures were actually them, but yeah, haha. I’ve heard that this specific ad campaign was in other states too, but I’ve personally never seen them anywhere else
That's wild
This give me more questions than answers…
@@maximusthedude8305 outrage marketing, maybe? Idk lol but whatever the reason, it worked cos I still vividly remember it haha.
Really?? I've been in milwaukee for a while and havent seen this
@@conmattang8492 yep, it hasn’t been around for years though. I know one of em was for fm1021
I always internally read billboards in the most passive-aggressive tone so that makes all of these 10% funnier. It also made it funny that one time I saw a billboard that said 'live is short. get a divorce'
i work at a graphic design firm and sometimes i do billboards and everyday i feel like 14:12 charlie
That man is the goat for talking to Schlatt after he confessed to his sin.
A goat?
@@chaoticcatartist Greatest Of All Time: Goat
@@SergeantDC oh shit thats kinda funny XD thanks dude ^u^
@@chaoticcatartist gotchu
the flash of worry in ted's eyes whenever he tells schlatt its his turn showing his billboard speaks volumes.
That knocking sound effect at 3:45 made my heart rate jump through the roof
I like to imagine Jschlatt acts based on little voices of Ted and Charlie in his head
Schlatt: "Three hundred Chinese finger traps." Me, watching this on about five hours of sleep: "...But why?"
We may never know the TRUTH
im watching this on 2 hours of sleep, imagine how i feel
Because........
@@ari4311 iMaGinE hOw i fEeL
@@ImShmizzed"@aRi iMaGinE hOw i fEeL" .
Honestly Roger is such a trooper, I would have died laughing if someone had called and said that
Me and one of my friends called one of those hotlines and I told the guy that picked up I had a gay awakening while listening to Tyler, the creator
@@jjd3hner544 I need to know how the rest of the convo went
@@jjd3hner544 You can’t just drop that and leave!
@@jjd3hner544 you must tell us
@@jjd3hner544 it’s been almost half a year, we NEED a follow up
The way Ted said "GET THE GORILLA!" is hilarious.
Coincidentally there is a billboard similar to the one at 4:00 in my neighborhood right now
when the knocking sound played over Charlie being himself, I was waring HEADphones and ran down stairs in a frenzy. I an alone.
i was next to my kitchen door making cereal at 2 am. shit was terrifying
I scrolled past this thinking I missed it. I didn't. I swear my heart just skipped a beat
Note to self: DON'T attempt to drink fluids while watching the Chuckle Sandwich crew doing ANYTHING. I tried for a measly sip of water right before Charlie talked about putting a bullet between the eyes of the rat from Ice Age and now all the water is everywhere
In your defense, it was pretty funny 😂
"Ope there it all goes"
At least you didn’t manage to get Skittle juice up your sinuses like I did