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We Created The Funniest Bumper Stickers...

Ted Nivison
2021 ж. 25 Нау.
8 104 987 Рет қаралды
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Outro: Pls Proceed by Baron Grand
On todays episode of the Ted Nivison show, Schlatt (also known as JSchlatt) and Charlie Slimecicle go online and we created the worst bumper stickers. This is a very funny video that is also very relatable.
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  • how did you learn monkey teleport? thats like the hardest trick in the book

    @max.4810@max.48103 жыл бұрын

    • I hate my ex wife

      @seanconk6808@seanconk68083 жыл бұрын

    • I hate my life

      @alejandeez@alejandeez3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @max.4810@max.48103 жыл бұрын

    • This is pinned and it only has 3 comments

      @jackerickson4747@jackerickson47473 жыл бұрын

    • Cool

      @boy-tb9sr@boy-tb9sr3 жыл бұрын

  • Wait do other families not do the whole “swerve really fast to scare/wake you up while driving” like Charlie said? I thought everybody did that lmao

    @warriorgirl2x@warriorgirl2x3 жыл бұрын

    • My family did that and slam on the brakes

      @completlynormalhypernova666@completlynormalhypernova6663 жыл бұрын

    • Are you guys okay?? Who hurt you two??

      @userKleos@userKleos3 жыл бұрын

    • yeah what- I thought that was completely normal until now

      @Abby-if1yi@Abby-if1yi3 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, we just got brake-checked.

      @spidermikejr@spidermikejr3 жыл бұрын

    • Bro I do that to my friends lmao it’s fun

      @toonerdyy669@toonerdyy6693 жыл бұрын

  • To be honest, my parents didnt do the slimecicle wake up call but my dad regularly scared the shit out of me by taking his hands off the steering wheel and screaming like he lost control of the car while driving on the mororway

    @satan69@satan693 жыл бұрын

    • The horrorway

      @kazumaminton4598@kazumaminton45983 жыл бұрын

    • The lowway

      @matvediting@matvediting3 жыл бұрын

    • The humorway

      @slugoo6474@slugoo64743 жыл бұрын

    • The highway to hell

      @juggerNOTtoday@juggerNOTtoday3 жыл бұрын

    • Dude my dad does that all the time and I always thought that was normal.

      @mlemp8118@mlemp81183 жыл бұрын

  • I love the implication that Schlatt is convinced Mr Hands ended up in heaven

    @ltolliver@ltolliver Жыл бұрын

    • Who do you think you pray to?

      @breadg1818@breadg18187 ай бұрын

    • Mr Hands was the name of the horse, so yes actually

      @Modsu@Modsu4 ай бұрын

    • @@Modsu Mr hands was the guy

      @noisyash4234@noisyash42343 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Modsuwhy would they call a horse "Mister" it doesn't even have hands

      @seignee@seignee3 ай бұрын

    • @@seignee Actually the man's name is Mr. Hands' Monster

      @limesandlemons1367@limesandlemons13673 ай бұрын

  • 8:19 For anyone wondering, this is ACTUALLY what happens when you dial that number. Tested it myself.

    @4Four_Studios@4Four_Studios6 ай бұрын

    • WHY DID YOU TRY THAT?

      @Bubble_Charlie@Bubble_Charlie4 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Bubble_CharlieMy spirit animal is a cat, which means I'm naturally too curious for my own good.​

      @4Four_Studios@4Four_Studios4 ай бұрын

    • You see, I forced my friend to call it with no context. Great fun

      @NodakRailfan@NodakRailfan3 ай бұрын

    • I can attest, it is still operational.

      @BarrenAcc@BarrenAcc2 ай бұрын

    • @@BarrenAcc My man!

      @4Four_Studios@4Four_Studios2 ай бұрын

  • “Honk if your horn is broken” “I found Jesus, he is in the trunk” and “ Armed Pit bull with AIDS on board” are three of my favorite

    @Guess0780@Guess07803 жыл бұрын

    • ...Lorax 😳

      @PikaJim@PikaJim3 жыл бұрын

    • I like “I hate my ex wife” and “Repent or burn in hell” for some of my favorite

      @boop5636@boop56363 жыл бұрын

    • I want the armed pit bull one

      @randomtinypotatocried@randomtinypotatocried3 жыл бұрын

    • I mean... I have a pit bull, and I need that bumper sticker.

      @mustard_squirt@mustard_squirt3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mustard_squirt does it have AIDS ?

      @therottingvision4766@therottingvision47663 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: The queen of England is not in Buckingham Palace right now but is rather in castle Windsor where she is quarintining herself.

    @scottcrow@scottcrow3 жыл бұрын

    • Time to get the window stickers out then

      @aleak9602@aleak96023 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you Sir, now I will invade the correct place

      @fruit2540@fruit25403 жыл бұрын

    • i didnt watch the part in the video before hand and this was so funny with no context

      @grant5383@grant53833 жыл бұрын

    • @@grant5383 SAME LMAO

      @doebuck@doebuck3 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks

      @zedaddy3530@zedaddy35303 жыл бұрын

  • 17:14 I love how Ted accidentally put the background layer on top of the actual image

    @truehexproof@truehexproof Жыл бұрын

    • No, the image legitimately used to be there! He had to get rid of it for community guidelines!

      @jayebert4431@jayebert4431 Жыл бұрын

    • @@jayebert4431 Ah

      @truehexproof@truehexproof Жыл бұрын

    • @@jayebert4431it never was😭 i saw this vid like 5 min after it went up💀

      @sophasaf@sophasaf2 ай бұрын

    • @@jayebert4431 no he didnt he literally said it was an accident 😭

      @M3ltedicicle@M3ltedicicleАй бұрын

  • Late to the game here but I’ve seen that “Honk Jesus If Jesus Honk” van. The best part is that he has those stickers on every other side of his car too, not just his bumper. And yes, that includes the front. The dude can barely see out of his Jesusmobile

    @ZaqZiemba@ZaqZiemba Жыл бұрын

  • I feel bad for the people recording phone calls at that sex line. Schlatts number was probably blocked in fear that he was trying to curse them.

    @bingchilling3914@bingchilling39143 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @korbinramirez5368@korbinramirez53683 жыл бұрын

    • 8:02 with 11:32 lol and 12:44

      @CatalinRam@CatalinRam2 жыл бұрын

    • @@CatalinRam yeah

      @mariegrace0426@mariegrace04262 жыл бұрын

    • i agree

      @mariegrace0426@mariegrace04262 жыл бұрын

    • The worst part is I think someone was on the line on that last one. You can hear them laugh and say something about “Whore”. I could be wrong but it seems like it.

      @TimBukTwo@TimBukTwo2 жыл бұрын

  • Fuck the algorithm I had to claw my way to this gem

    @joshyip3437@joshyip34373 жыл бұрын

    • Truly

      @TedNivison@TedNivison3 жыл бұрын

    • My wife

      @alex-p5@alex-p53 жыл бұрын

    • My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams

      @bawicz0@bawicz03 жыл бұрын

    • My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams and Mr. Hands

      @shxrpay.@shxrpay.3 жыл бұрын

    • My wife Jamal Tyrone Williams mr hands and me

      @trash3741@trash37413 жыл бұрын

  • At exactly 10:50 of this video, Schlatt knew what he needed to do September 8th, 2022.

    @parkerthedirector@parkerthedirector Жыл бұрын

    • the fact it's not telling me if this comment is edited or not is a little intimidating

      @aceofjacks7071@aceofjacks70719 ай бұрын

    • @@aceofjacks7071it's not

      @UndecidedASMR@UndecidedASMR3 ай бұрын

    • Did you also speak to a spirit asking when the queen would die?

      @fellow-genya-enjoyer@fellow-genya-enjoyerАй бұрын

  • The "lumber and metal scrap" joke always gets me, cause that's ALL we used our pickup for. Which we had for like 6 years.

    @NeonSolo@NeonSolo Жыл бұрын

  • “Gatorade should be thicker” sounds like a tumblr text post and I don’t know how to feel about that

    @surftailwarrior3130@surftailwarrior31303 жыл бұрын

    • As an avid Tumblr user I can confirm

      @carcinoVantas@carcinoVantas3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m convinced that it is from Tumblr.

      @justanothercommenter7306@justanothercommenter73063 жыл бұрын

    • oh yeah most definitely

      @TheBonePirate@TheBonePirate3 жыл бұрын

    • tumblr

      @THATRANDOMDUDE99999@THATRANDOMDUDE999993 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah there’s about a 0.000001% chance it came from anywhere else lmao

      @fred_______@fred_______3 жыл бұрын

  • “Hey schlatt I hear your a very religious man. Is that true?” “Ey ya know I'm smellin my mustache”

    @Lucy-do3ft@Lucy-do3ft3 жыл бұрын

    • Couldn’t find it in the vid, timestamp?

      @roadtrippin1753@roadtrippin17533 жыл бұрын

    • @@roadtrippin1753 3:31 :)

      @roshanefrazier4586@roshanefrazier45863 жыл бұрын

    • _Fragrance_

      @byakuyatogamistumblr5958@byakuyatogamistumblr59583 жыл бұрын

    • That line sticks in my brain.

      @lillianward2810@lillianward28105 күн бұрын

  • theory: the 'gatorade should be thicker' is specifically meant to get people to stop tailing so close

    @HungerGamesFan88@HungerGamesFan889 ай бұрын

    • also the hellen keller one is likely just to get people to not honk or something

      @HungerGamesFan88@HungerGamesFan885 ай бұрын

  • (11:33) This cracked me up every time I heard it. It's like Schlatt awoke his inner demons just to say that line very aggressively. But still somehow in a very hilarious way. XD

    @plasmicmania_074@plasmicmania_0748 ай бұрын

  • that "Honk if Helen Keller is a fraud" sticker isn't something niche. My sister genuinely believes that Helen Keller wasn't real. It's a thing nowadays

    @josephkony3993@josephkony39933 жыл бұрын

    • 'helen keller wasnt real' well.. she still existed even if her achievements werent

      @meow92005@meow920053 жыл бұрын

    • So does my little brother

      @kuntamosby4669@kuntamosby46693 жыл бұрын

    • I have no idea who Helen Keller is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

      @adamcummings20@adamcummings203 жыл бұрын

    • @@adamcummings20 She was a child who became blind due to a sickness as a baby. So her parents called a teacher Annie Sullivan (I think it's Sullivan) who would teach Helen how to do proper table manners, easy functions like getting dressed and most importantly language. Helen caught on and eventually became very popular because she ended up learning sign language and how to spell around 16 I think. That was a pretty big accomplishment around that time

      @aparxiiatari8479@aparxiiatari84793 жыл бұрын

    • @@adamcummings20 Blind and deaf

      @aparxiiatari8479@aparxiiatari84793 жыл бұрын

  • 17:15 that is a good bumper sticker

    @shpellabella@shpellabella3 жыл бұрын

    • SHIT. Listen I was running on 4 hours of sleep give me a break - you can see parts of it later on lol

      @TedNivison@TedNivison3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TedNivison deez nuts 21

      @schmerpy2079@schmerpy20793 жыл бұрын

    • @@TedNivison dude what do you mean that’s the best bumper sticker i’ve ever seen

      @notyouraveragenat@notyouraveragenat3 жыл бұрын

    • How beautiful

      @vanillaicecreamcheesefries@vanillaicecreamcheesefries3 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t see shit

      @monstergamers653@monstergamers6533 жыл бұрын

  • 11:47 LMAO THE PHONE LADY EVEN BROKE CHARACTER IF YOOU NOTICE

    @CrazyDude5@CrazyDude510 ай бұрын

    • That made me tear up a bit

      @SeriouslyWereJoking@SeriouslyWereJoking6 ай бұрын

    • I'm trying to figure what she said

      @oofpls@oofpls2 ай бұрын

    • It’s automated message, I don’t think it can break character

      @andrewgleason3323@andrewgleason3323Ай бұрын

    • @@andrewgleason3323 well I don’t remember hearing her giggle in her message and she even said wore through her laugh so I really don’t know maybe she just sounds very similar to when she says it the first time

      @SomeRandoArtist@SomeRandoArtist26 күн бұрын

  • one time I saw a bumper sticker that was just a basic black font on a yellow background that said "honk if you enjoy the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz"

    @justkate_tm@justkate_tm9 ай бұрын

  • I literally saw a sticker that was on a truck with a truck chasing a stick family saying ‘RUN YOU STICK BASTARDS!’. It was glorious.

    @robyn-es8iu@robyn-es8iu3 жыл бұрын

    • I saw a dnd one with a Dragon breathing fire at the stick figures that read “your stick figure family rolled a critfail”

      @kittyplayz1480@kittyplayz14803 жыл бұрын

    • I have one that is a snowmobile doing a wheelie but instead says "run you stick pricks" as it looks to almost hit them

      @leanin7.3l24@leanin7.3l243 жыл бұрын

    • I hope you didn’t steal my comment and this was a real experience of yours

      @chrishansen2409@chrishansen24093 жыл бұрын

    • @@chrishansen2409 given the variety we’ve seen, it’s likely

      @kittyplayz1480@kittyplayz14803 жыл бұрын

    • @@chrishansen2409 nah I don’t steal comments. I haven’t reached that low yet

      @robyn-es8iu@robyn-es8iu3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Schlatt takes every opportunity he can to talk about Mr. Hands

    @andrewwasher6945@andrewwasher69453 жыл бұрын

    • Tim and garret would be proud

      @rydermoses8141@rydermoses81413 жыл бұрын

    • And he explains it the same way every time

      @normalguycraig@normalguycraig3 жыл бұрын

    • My roommate knows about Mr. Hands and brought him up in conversation in a social for her sorority with another frat when they asked if anyone had any fun facts.

      @maggiearway2578@maggiearway25783 жыл бұрын

    • Well alot of people have that one thing they bring up whenever they can, such as the Kentucky cocaine bear

      @donaghwilson7715@donaghwilson77153 жыл бұрын

    • @@donaghwilson7715 the fucking what

      @normalguycraig@normalguycraig3 жыл бұрын

  • Jschlatt is my favorite. I hope he doesn't die

    @BlindingShad0w@BlindingShad0w Жыл бұрын

    • I hope he doesn't get filled by a horse

      @royalblanket@royalblanket Жыл бұрын

    • @@royalblanket stop

      @hamburger7243@hamburger7243 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hamburger7243 I'll fill you with no horse and no grease

      @SadieSorceress@SadieSorceress Жыл бұрын

    • @@hamburger7243 I hope you don't get filled by a horse either.

      @chadthegiga6235@chadthegiga6235 Жыл бұрын

    • @@royalblanketya I really hope he doesn’t go to unimclaw Washington and get himself filled by a horse

      @silasthedoofice3380@silasthedoofice3380 Жыл бұрын

  • 7:11 "how did you know about this?" isn't it obvious? schlatt was the horse

    @prashidash@prashidash5 ай бұрын

  • As a British person I like the sound of driving frantically with a picture of the queen on my window

    @dan__.@dan__.3 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds good

      @m.arnold9145@m.arnold91453 жыл бұрын

    • British “person”

      @kaboomkp@kaboomkp3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ralsei985 I might be the only person in this fuckin country that can pronounce water and Tuesday correctly

      @dan__.@dan__.3 жыл бұрын

    • The passenger’s side window is just replaced with a legit stained glass window of Princess Dianne

      @MrSkerpentine@MrSkerpentine3 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks Obese guy

      @kanerva123@kanerva1233 жыл бұрын

  • As a British person i can confirm we don’t have bumper stickers, the space has to be, by law, taken up by images of the Queen

    @freddieowen8831@freddieowen88313 жыл бұрын

    • I also can confirm as a British person

      @therealjesterguys@therealjesterguys3 жыл бұрын

    • Can back this up.

      @yourmom-sb8vd@yourmom-sb8vd3 жыл бұрын

    • Yep I’m British can clarify

      @Grantico_@Grantico_3 жыл бұрын

    • fun fact: during years of revolution and protest in Ireland, Irish spies used images of the royal family and plastered them on their cars to blend in with British and smuggle info. Trust me I was there.

      @scape_goat5066@scape_goat50663 жыл бұрын

    • more like king hahaha

      @sergiogallardo1374@sergiogallardo13743 жыл бұрын

  • 7:35 the way "Schlatt" says bumper sticker here is so iconic, those 2 words will just randomly pop into my head in that exact tone of voice constantly, please make it stop

    @smooredotjpeg1404@smooredotjpeg14046 ай бұрын

  • 2:22 “while he was giving me lots of trama in the back seat” out of context is so bad😭

    @Macironi_@Macironi_6 ай бұрын

  • ‘Surrender your baby’ stickers sounds like a great merch idea...

    @moth5656@moth56563 жыл бұрын

    • I would buy ten of everything.

      @mustard_squirt@mustard_squirt3 жыл бұрын

    • YES

      @colton6629@colton66293 жыл бұрын

    • I'm selling that

      @shinymewmikyu6630@shinymewmikyu66303 жыл бұрын

    • reminds me of the baal-worshippers

      @aeggsthetic2844@aeggsthetic28443 жыл бұрын

    • I saw this before this part came up and I was like "Hmm?"

      @itsismylife-jonbovi3305@itsismylife-jonbovi33053 жыл бұрын

  • Schlatt: *yelling at the phone* Charlie: *freaking out* Ted: *laughing*

    @dragonreader7068@dragonreader70683 жыл бұрын

    • Someone make this into a clip

      @genericcoolusername7317@genericcoolusername73173 жыл бұрын

    • I too, watched the video

      @obnxsdonky9394@obnxsdonky93943 жыл бұрын

    • @@millyhearts very good lol. So? I watched the video enough to see that this guy just quoted the video. That's all KZhead comments are is telling us what's in the video. Guess what? (we know, we watched the video!)

      @obnxsdonky9394@obnxsdonky93943 жыл бұрын

    • Hotel?:🇹 🇷 🇮 🇻 🇦 🇬 🇴

      @imgonnacum174@imgonnacum1743 жыл бұрын

    • Hotel trivego

      @redkoala86@redkoala863 жыл бұрын

  • 13:57 *QSMP flashbacks from 1 month ago*

    @shivshankar1409@shivshankar140911 ай бұрын

    • she better come back

      @mintqo@mintqo9 ай бұрын

  • 11:47 the best part of the 'REPENT' clip is how you can faintly hear the lady start giggling.

    @TheBodyEuphoric@TheBodyEuphoric6 ай бұрын

  • “Don’t Google Mr Hands” would be a great bumper sticker.

    @bonnie6624@bonnie66243 жыл бұрын

    • PFFT "Jesus take the wheel"

      @princeCustos324@princeCustos3243 жыл бұрын

    • Tubgirl goatsee 2girls 1cup kekma 1man 1jar mr hands blue waffles Things you shouldnt google

      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413@dkskcjfjswwwwwws4133 жыл бұрын

    • And shaved bears. Don’t google shaved bears!

      @Llamasomenumbers@Llamasomenumbers3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Llamasomenumbers I haven't seen that one

      @crusader2718@crusader27183 жыл бұрын

    • @@crusader2718 I’ve only heard about it from a podcast, just from the name I can imagine all sorts of horrible things

      @Llamasomenumbers@Llamasomenumbers3 жыл бұрын

  • worst thing I've seen was "LEARNING TO DRIVE" taped to the back window so big that it blocked their line of sight so they almost crashed into my mom

    @aster5600@aster56003 жыл бұрын

    • this has to be the stupidest thing i’ve seen in a while

      @audreyli9000@audreyli90003 жыл бұрын

    • @@audreyli9000 me and my mom were literally laughing so hard but they were driving so slow and I felt bad

      @aster5600@aster56003 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah to prevent this in my area they have the student driver cars painted/ printed with the writing on it so they can see fine.

      @thisissarKAZm@thisissarKAZm3 жыл бұрын

  • 3:42 charlie getting jumpscared by Jesus

    @anjnaa.011@anjnaa.011 Жыл бұрын

  • A sticker that looks like a modern Google search bar with “Mr. Hands” typed in.

    @evankinsler4569@evankinsler4569 Жыл бұрын

  • “No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men”, is something I’d expect from someone living in Maryland.

    @Infinity_Gamer10@Infinity_Gamer103 жыл бұрын

    • the east coast is just like that

      @f1zz-k1d89@f1zz-k1d893 жыл бұрын

    • @1993 Toyota Paseo another maryland native here, this is very true

      @arikedokitututafu8569@arikedokitututafu85693 жыл бұрын

    • As a marylander... I mean yeah pretty much.

      @Pharry_@Pharry_3 жыл бұрын

    • Yea we kinda just full send every aspect of life

      @connormead3290@connormead32903 жыл бұрын

    • from someone who lives in maryland, it probably exists here

      @_finn7312@_finn73123 жыл бұрын

  • “Are they blue gun or pink gun?” The most American sentence ever said

    @idiotonline8787@idiotonline87873 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like the name of a proud American yt channel, like, “ARE THEY BLUE GUN??!! OR PINK GUN!?!?! (GONE WRONG)” then the thumbnail is is like way to saturated and everyone has a shocked face, as you can tell, at some point in my life I watched those videos, it was a dark time

      @jeffersonschairr2499@jeffersonschairr24993 жыл бұрын

    • then theres the fabled third gun, purple gun.

      @noinowheninoyouknowthatino280@noinowheninoyouknowthatino2803 жыл бұрын

    • I’d move to the US just for that kind of gender reveal party

      @elijahaitaok8624@elijahaitaok86243 жыл бұрын

    • @@noinowheninoyouknowthatino280 nerf gun

      @a_businessman@a_businessman3 жыл бұрын

    • @@elijahaitaok8624 united states person here: no

      @littlemissbubble1571@littlemissbubble15713 жыл бұрын

  • Incrediblely upset we lost Schlatt's last sticker.

    @cattushhhrrrnngg9985@cattushhhrrrnngg9985 Жыл бұрын

  • 10:51 no schlatt she is now in a casket

    @Anvysauce@Anvysauce Жыл бұрын

  • Schlatt calling the sex line and telling them to burn in hell was pure gold

    @bumblebee5337@bumblebee53373 жыл бұрын

    • how there is 1k likes and no comments

      @mkrd@mkrd2 жыл бұрын

    • @Austin Young 3*

      @toast7922@toast79222 жыл бұрын

    • @@toast7922 4*

      @whoreforghost@whoreforghost2 жыл бұрын

    • @@whoreforghost 5*

      @girlboss2527@girlboss25272 жыл бұрын

    • 11:31 for anyone asking

      @girlboss2527@girlboss25272 жыл бұрын

  • i like how schlatt explains the horse case the exact same way as he explained it to ludwig in his spy party video

    @Rythefootman@Rythefootman3 жыл бұрын

    • ( ´Д｀)=3

      @josephkony3993@josephkony39933 жыл бұрын

    • He has the same tone as when he explained Rosemary Kennedy’s lobotomy to Quackity

      @akish302@akish3023 жыл бұрын

    • KZhead crashed the exact moment he mentioned the horse case

      @celibel5686@celibel56863 жыл бұрын

    • o7

      @sunnyp6982@sunnyp69823 жыл бұрын

    • @@akish302 And when he explained the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.

      @kei.13@kei.133 жыл бұрын

  • To answer Slimecicle’s questions about trucks, you just basically put anything that needs carrying into the truckbed and then hope it doesn’t tumble onto I-35 while you try to obscure your license plate from the police car in the lane next to you. Hope I could help!

    @piersonhartley5508@piersonhartley5508 Жыл бұрын

  • "She's in the buckingham palace." NOT ANYMORE SHE'S NOT!

    @nutmegdoesstuff1339@nutmegdoesstuff1339 Жыл бұрын

  • i’m convinced schlatt just has a google doc of really specific cases for situations like these

    @sp1n3less@sp1n3less3 жыл бұрын

    • 69 likes

      @gyrgamer8936@gyrgamer89363 жыл бұрын

    • GyrGamer haha funne number

      @YanosProductions@YanosProductions3 жыл бұрын

    • @@gyrgamer8936 funny number

      @taeminsnumber1fan@taeminsnumber1fan3 жыл бұрын

    • @@taeminsnumber1fan funny number

      @Willowsmother@Willowsmother3 жыл бұрын

    • @@YanosProductions funny number

      @citrusacid7214@citrusacid72143 жыл бұрын

  • Ted is trying to camouflage with his couch. Schlatt is trying to camouflage with his wall. Charlie is trying to camouflage with himself.

    @thatshort1@thatshort13 жыл бұрын

    • @buck trungle Fore skincicle

      @m3b02@m3b023 жыл бұрын

    • @@m3b02 vore

      @ArnoldiiSaurus@ArnoldiiSaurus3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ArnoldiiSaurus ore

      @gegggggg@gegggggg3 жыл бұрын

    • @@gegggggg re

      @thehumanpro2351@thehumanpro23513 жыл бұрын

    • @@thehumanpro2351 e

      @emy420@emy4203 жыл бұрын

  • 7:30 Because its a tale as old as the internet.

    @gandalf_thegrey@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын

  • 5:08 I actually ended up behind a vehicle that had these stickers, but one of the stick figures were pulled off so I guess they died

    @myztryx@myztryx Жыл бұрын

  • is no one gonna talk about how the woman on the phone was laughing at schlatt screaming at her the first time

    @kesner8142@kesner81423 жыл бұрын

    • I’m pretty sure that was his mom.

      @cxtcutsml706@cxtcutsml7063 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed so hard when i realized she wasnt a bot

      @AppleSauce522@AppleSauce5223 жыл бұрын

    • @@AppleSauce522 no it is, I called the number she has a recorded laugh after “ready for some candilizing fun” or smthn like that, still, I think it’s more absurd that the number is real

      @elementalcardboard@elementalcardboard3 жыл бұрын

  • I feel like schlatt is the type of person that just randomly googles shit. This is how im justifying how he knew about Mr. Hands...

    @LillyFenn5891@LillyFenn58913 жыл бұрын

    • I randomly google shit as well. Never got THAT. Yet.

      @skyriver9525@skyriver95253 жыл бұрын

    • My bus friend group was talking about horse fucking (dont question it I'm the only girl) so my being that person bring up Mr.Hands lmfao

      @Sammy-jj9oy@Sammy-jj9oy2 жыл бұрын

    • no shit

      @taqqle@taqqle2 жыл бұрын

    • He was there.

      @Miya_Leviathan@Miya_Leviathan2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Miya_Leviathan true

      @LillyFenn5891@LillyFenn58912 жыл бұрын

  • 2:44 Charlie has it exactly right here. I own a pickup truck and I literally only use it to move lumber and scrap metal. I should get truck nuts.

    @gr6e@gr6e4 ай бұрын

  • 6:18 The problem with doing that is that pop culture has made people automatically assume that if a baby shows up at their doorstep, the baby is either magic or destined to do something important.

    @verylostdoommarauder@verylostdoommarauder Жыл бұрын

    • Sonic underground

      @PotatoGod2electricboogaloo@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo2 ай бұрын

  • I love how you can tell that Schlatt was just WAITING to let out that horse guy fact

    @mementomori1822@mementomori18223 жыл бұрын

    • LITERALLY

      @ch401ic@ch401ic3 жыл бұрын

    • Momento mori...

      @ohoh8454@ohoh84543 жыл бұрын

    • Memento Mori

      @justapuffin7303@justapuffin73033 жыл бұрын

    • momento mori

      @samwiccc@samwiccc2 жыл бұрын

    • memonto mori

      @ramboy2814@ramboy28142 жыл бұрын

  • explain how schlatt manages to bring up the mr hands thing so frequently its honestly impressive

    @hana8565@hana85653 жыл бұрын

    • Your pfp brings back memories omg lmao

      @siennamagee5403@siennamagee54033 жыл бұрын

    • @@siennamagee5403 burdine my beloved

      @hana8565@hana85653 жыл бұрын

    • Funny Enumclaw (where I live) is now gonna be known as where the Mr Hands guy got killed

      @followthemoonsrules@followthemoonsrules3 жыл бұрын

    • You know what else is impressive? The stallion associated with "Mr. Hands"

      @Lt_Tappy@Lt_Tappy3 жыл бұрын

    • @@followthemoonsrules wait you also live in enumclaw

      @yungdumplingass5519@yungdumplingass55193 жыл бұрын

  • "She's in the Buckingham Palace" Oh how I have news for you past Schlatt

    @tk_tony23@tk_tony23 Жыл бұрын

  • 10:55 not anymore.. She’s in a casket! :)

    @user-bb4gz1qv2w@user-bb4gz1qv2w11 ай бұрын

  • I’m now 97% convinced that Schlatt was a theatre kid

    @lurosie5813@lurosie58133 жыл бұрын

    • now that I think about it it would really make sense tbh

      @hrrrnghmoss2116@hrrrnghmoss21163 жыл бұрын

    • Marching band gang

      @buzzsburner.8286@buzzsburner.82863 жыл бұрын

    • I'm in theatre kid therapy

      @buzzsburner.8286@buzzsburner.82863 жыл бұрын

    • @@buzzsburner.8286 he probably played tuba or did percussion.

      @jhelp_the_fig@jhelp_the_fig3 жыл бұрын

    • @@jhelp_the_fig I’m betting saxophone

      @musicalnerd1024@musicalnerd10243 жыл бұрын

  • “No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men.” Fellas is it gay to survive a car crash?

    @almondtofuchan3157@almondtofuchan31573 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @justa12packofrccola81@justa12packofrccola813 жыл бұрын

    • you heard it here first folks! not dying is officially gay!

      @almondtofuchan3157@almondtofuchan31573 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, it absolutely is!!!

      @fale1417@fale14173 жыл бұрын

    • only if your wearing a seatbelt and don't have a gun on you

      @thecountysfinest@thecountysfinest3 жыл бұрын

    • Who you gotta live for? A man?

      @hrianboyer928@hrianboyer9283 жыл бұрын

  • I don’t think the engineer went to heaven

    @emma_nutella58@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын

  • 17:00 This could be an actual unhinged bumper sticker I see on the road lol

    @m1k3y48@m1k3y48 Жыл бұрын

  • when they all went silent after charlie said about the swervy thing that his dad used to do made me realise that that was not an ok occurance

    @hana8565@hana85653 жыл бұрын

    • My dad would do it too but i just assumed slime's parents did it on small unoccupied roads like my dad did lol

      @mii580@mii5803 жыл бұрын

    • @@mii580 motorways were my dads method of choice so thats fun 😍😍😍

      @hana8565@hana85653 жыл бұрын

    • @@hana8565 Oh god

      @mii580@mii5803 жыл бұрын

    • My parents slammed on brakes instead

      @completlynormalhypernova666@completlynormalhypernova6663 жыл бұрын

    • Mine did too 😭

      @lucymorgan526@lucymorgan5263 жыл бұрын

  • Schaltt: *religious screaming* Charlie:*fucking terrified* Ted:*laughing his ass off*

    @MamiedelaMama@MamiedelaMama2 жыл бұрын

    • Schlatt: 😡 ✝️ Charlie: 😱 Ted: 😂

      @TheGardiner@TheGardiner2 жыл бұрын

    • 11:33

      @stupidfuxkingnonamophobe@stupidfuxkingnonamophobe2 жыл бұрын

    • REPENT

      @ZZ3_43@ZZ3_432 жыл бұрын

    • NOW

      @ZZ3_43@ZZ3_432 жыл бұрын

    • bruh the pope just re incarnated within him hehe

      @jadynshannon7677@jadynshannon76772 жыл бұрын

  • I'm going on a ted binge at 2 am and lemme say this guy is kinda funny

    @bobsorvagana7326@bobsorvagana7326 Жыл бұрын

  • You know, the queen definitely doesn’t do that anymore

    @Nerdtendo6366@Nerdtendo6366 Жыл бұрын

  • schlatt's heavy breathing and intensity in that first minute was surprisingly unholy

    @fabuloussimon@fabuloussimon3 жыл бұрын

    • that was in no way surprising

      @unjustfool12@unjustfool123 жыл бұрын

    • @qasqer1004 😳😧

      @cristalr1613@cristalr16133 жыл бұрын

    • Yo I thought he was doin sumthin

      @pissapocalypse@pissapocalypse3 жыл бұрын

    • @qasqer1004 AYO??

      @vadonnix@vadonnix3 жыл бұрын

  • last week the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "sorry i didn't go to church today i'm too busy practicing witch craft and becoming a lesbian" very relatable.

    @stinkylex1593@stinkylex15933 жыл бұрын

    • omg i have the same exact phrase as a pin

      @graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace@graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace3 жыл бұрын

    • I need the link, i can’t even drink yet I just need it

      @happythedog11@happythedog113 жыл бұрын

    • This sounds like something my sister would have on her car

      @RamiRammy@RamiRammy3 жыл бұрын

    • Can’t like. It is at 666

      @Drt23@Drt232 жыл бұрын

    • That's a whole mood

      @mothkeytv@mothkeytv2 жыл бұрын

  • "your friends are never gonna come to you to carry their... lumber???? anymore???? D:" is way funnier than it should be

    @asherwentinsane@asherwentinsane21 күн бұрын

  • They should actually print out/produce the bumper stickers that they made and drive around with them to see ppl’s reactions

    @NeyumG@NeyumG Жыл бұрын

  • "Ted is back with a vengeance and he brought friends." should have been the title

    @IggyMC@IggyMC3 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed 😂

      @fluffy_bees_9136@fluffy_bees_91363 жыл бұрын

    • iggy

      @jonkerlol1215@jonkerlol12153 жыл бұрын

    • HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear igg

      @AxxLAfriku@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AxxLAfriku stop taking steroids

      @tranquilbean51@tranquilbean513 жыл бұрын

    • @@tranquilbean51 never interact just report, otherwise he’s getting what he wanta

      @rffrice@rffrice3 жыл бұрын

  • When schlatt said "I know someone in heaven that was filled by a horse" I knew EXACTLY where he was going.

    @azumarillstanton@azumarillstanton3 жыл бұрын

    • I've watched enough Roughhouse to know where that was going

      @bananasinfrench@bananasinfrench3 жыл бұрын

    • i just yelled “NOT AGAIN” as soon as i realized

      @MyoticTesseract@MyoticTesseract3 жыл бұрын

    • HE HAS TALKED ABOUT IT SM IM CONCERNED-

      @Abby-if1yi@Abby-if1yi3 жыл бұрын

    • SAME LMAO

      @kikib7455@kikib74553 жыл бұрын

    • Yup...

      @kevhartman9103@kevhartman91033 жыл бұрын

  • 10:45 this hasn't aged well

    @linkz4844@linkz4844 Жыл бұрын

  • 6:56 - The implementation that Mister Hands went to Heaven is extreme optimism that JSchllat believes what he did (Working for Boeing, Experimental Horse Riding, Etc) isn't Sinful enough to land in hell.

    @Barquevious_Jackson@Barquevious_Jackson11 ай бұрын

    • God is merciful I guess

      @AbsolXGuardian@AbsolXGuardian5 ай бұрын

  • Random number: “Heyy there ba-“ Jesus H Schlatt: “REPENT IN HEEEEEELLLLLLL”

    @badgamer_1272@badgamer_12722 жыл бұрын

    • Or

      @AlexAintReal@AlexAintReal2 жыл бұрын

    • @@AlexAintReal or what?

      @badgamer_1272@badgamer_12722 жыл бұрын

    • @@AlexAintReal wait nvm i realized what you ment

      @badgamer_1272@badgamer_12722 жыл бұрын

    • @@badgamer_1272 I just type stuff

      @AlexAintReal@AlexAintReal2 жыл бұрын

    • What's the number?

      @Fawnfreckle@Fawnfreckle2 жыл бұрын

  • Charlie: “did your parents ever do that thing where they go wOaH with the wheel to scare you?” Ted and Schlatt: “no????” Me: hang on is this not a normal occurrence?????

    @MartiniMouse@MartiniMouse3 жыл бұрын

    • Nah Ted and Shlatt are the wierd ones.

      @wirepirate343@wirepirate3433 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, it's never happened to me...

      @James.D.B.@James.D.B.3 жыл бұрын

    • its not normal???????😃❓❓

      @flowerflies4567@flowerflies45673 жыл бұрын

    • Im confused. Your parents swerved on the road to "scare" you? Tf???

      @creeperhunterD@creeperhunterD3 жыл бұрын

    • @@creeperhunterD is it really not normal? Like I swear everyone's parents would randomly spin the wheel about???? Am I ok??!?

      @leila6735@leila67353 жыл бұрын

  • that queen part aged great hahahha

    @Knaifuwaifulaifu@Knaifuwaifulaifu Жыл бұрын

  • I have a bumper sticker on my car that instead of saying "please be patient, student driver" it says "please be patient, stupid driver"

    @sydneybeu9741@sydneybeu9741 Жыл бұрын

  • I feeo like im going to chuckle at this while eating a sandwich

    @capnconnor5631@capnconnor56313 жыл бұрын

    • i will laugh consuming a panini

      @mars6855@mars68553 жыл бұрын

    • and eating assorted vegetables

      @velle.violet@velle.violet3 жыл бұрын

    • @@velle.violet we don’t acknowledge that

      @maddox3499@maddox34993 жыл бұрын

    • Idk why but same man

      @astronb6350@astronb63503 жыл бұрын

    • No way I’m actually doing that

      @williamscherle5128@williamscherle51283 жыл бұрын

  • the _moment_ schlatt mentioned a man who was "filled by a horse" i knew what he was talking about and it filled me with dread

    @akuma4321@akuma43212 жыл бұрын

    • Like how he was filled by the horse?

      @theasexualidiot4803@theasexualidiot48032 жыл бұрын

    • I know a guy that got filled once. He loved horses.

      @isaacisalive@isaacisalive2 жыл бұрын

    • Same bruh

      @winterbloom5313@winterbloom53132 жыл бұрын

    • Wikipedia unusual articles is a dangerous place

      @atticusbrown9154@atticusbrown91542 жыл бұрын

    • Well at least you weren’t filled by a horse

      @piercemccauley7079@piercemccauley70792 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly I’m impressed with jschlatt’s work, honestly the Mr,hands incident almost topped what he did back in 1999

    @Luminescent_Creations_YT@Luminescent_Creations_YT7 ай бұрын

  • Hold on, people's dad's didn't randomly swerve the car to scare the kids? My dad did that all the time growing up

    @sleepingdragons57@sleepingdragons573 жыл бұрын

    • @@erincurrie1560 what the fuck does that mean?

      @swaaws69@swaaws693 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah same lmao

      @siennamagee5403@siennamagee54033 жыл бұрын

    • One time when I was in the car it went side at back on the rolled about

      @daisyjoy242@daisyjoy2423 жыл бұрын

    • @@erincurrie1560 that's what swerving is

      @clanofclams2720@clanofclams27203 жыл бұрын

    • That would be something my dad would do if he got his drivers license-

      @internets0up@internets0up3 жыл бұрын

  • “I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse.” Now that’s what I like to call a smooth transition

    @deeformed2475@deeformed24752 жыл бұрын

    • dont google mr hands

      @joshbruning7808@joshbruning78082 жыл бұрын

    • Should have put that on a bumper sticker

      @ChalkWharf@ChalkWharf2 жыл бұрын

    • NOW DRAW MR. HANDS HAVING A WHOLESOME GOOD LIFE WITH NO HORSES

      @alexgrubb1057@alexgrubb10572 жыл бұрын

    • @@alexgrubb1057 oobi

      @Kuriboh1008@Kuriboh10082 жыл бұрын

    • @@Kuriboh1008 ?

      @alexgrubb1057@alexgrubb10572 жыл бұрын

  • They predicted the queen’s death.

    @iamclaydog@iamclaydog Жыл бұрын

  • everyone shoulda used the queen of england sticker when schlatt came to england

    @landumb4140@landumb4140 Жыл бұрын

  • Im starting to actually believe that Charlie's last name is "slimecicle"

    @luckystar8946@luckystar89463 жыл бұрын

    • it is. don’t be fooled

      @mars6855@mars68553 жыл бұрын

    • It is, why would you have to be convinced?

      @rockyteeth@rockyteeth3 жыл бұрын

    • it’s actually dalgleish but i wouldn’t be surprised if he legally changed it

      @mintrydoesstuff9221@mintrydoesstuff92213 жыл бұрын

    • @@mintrydoesstuff9221 This feels like illegal information

      @MrSimpleton@MrSimpleton3 жыл бұрын

    • Wdym starting to believe?

      @TZ_@TZ_3 жыл бұрын

  • as a professed straight girl who is 16 years old, i would a hundred percent use the “i hate my ex wife one”

    @yeetimusprime3965@yeetimusprime39653 жыл бұрын

    • That sticker is the physical embodiment of everything that America stands for

      @jackvosnich2767@jackvosnich27673 жыл бұрын

    • As a 17 year old gay dude, I too would 100% use that

      @goddamnitfrank5333@goddamnitfrank53333 жыл бұрын

    • Same lol

      @fbiagent5616@fbiagent56162 жыл бұрын

    • Same at 15

      @huskylover8167@huskylover81672 жыл бұрын

    • @@ghostytoasty144 thats all i want. Normalize people still being friends with their exes

      @huskylover8167@huskylover81672 жыл бұрын

  • At 5:20 we're all bumper stickers for the globe as gods slowly tear us away

    @FreeWi-Fi@FreeWi-Fi Жыл бұрын

  • 11:05 aged great didnt it

    @MrMaster1112@MrMaster11122 ай бұрын

  • they make some shit called “thick-it.” it’s thicker water. you can add the powder to your gatorade. or you could, just, y’know, use canned corn

    @mayochupenjoyer@mayochupenjoyer3 жыл бұрын

    • Momento Mori

      @unusannusarchive6574@unusannusarchive65742 жыл бұрын

    • @@unusannusarchive6574 if you wanna thick-it, then you thick-it

      @emmasullivan2274@emmasullivan22742 жыл бұрын

    • unus annsus

      @user-jp7ke9wt3m@user-jp7ke9wt3m2 жыл бұрын

    • I think slimesickle would like using canned corn

      @JrzyDvl-ri4zo@JrzyDvl-ri4zo2 жыл бұрын

    • literally misread gatorade as grenade

      @alixstar11@alixstar112 жыл бұрын

  • charlie wearing a shirt that is almost his exact skin color will never not bother me

    @KaiWasntHere@KaiWasntHere3 жыл бұрын

    • fuck i never notice but i never think its weird

      @charlie7880@charlie78802 жыл бұрын

    • and Ted’s shirt matches the background

      @mckennaisaperson4058@mckennaisaperson40582 жыл бұрын

    • It's the same awkward feeling as seeing Dutch Van der Linde in the tan shirt in rdr1

      @ravencarino6115@ravencarino61152 жыл бұрын

    • @@ravencarino6115 this was my exact thought as well

      @draumatulkur9731@draumatulkur97312 жыл бұрын

    • you assume that’s a shirt

      @spongebobsquarepant5543@spongebobsquarepant55432 жыл бұрын

  • 10:53 she is no longer in Buckingham Palace

    @nickthewizard1287@nickthewizard1287 Жыл бұрын

  • 11:10 can confirm, this does happen in britain

    @manobigb9633@manobigb9633 Жыл бұрын

  • I have a friend who describes being non-binary as “drinking the gender fluid” and I think that would be a great bumper sticker

    @bwaindead5539@bwaindead55393 жыл бұрын

    • They are a genius

      @yourfriendmars8772@yourfriendmars87723 жыл бұрын

    • How does one acquire gender fluid? Do I have to harvest and squeeze a few genders to get the fluid?

      @chaoticgoodcreations947@chaoticgoodcreations9473 жыл бұрын

    • CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

      @juliab1954@juliab19543 жыл бұрын

    • *sweats in gender-fluid*

      @zentinelz@zentinelz3 жыл бұрын

    • @@chaoticgoodcreations947 yes, take the gender from ranboo he has too much we require the gender for the gender fluid

      @chairleg9796@chairleg97963 жыл бұрын

  • 5:00 I love the unbridled rage that went through Charlie when he realized it was the stick figures

    @kingofwhatever1544@kingofwhatever15442 жыл бұрын

    • First time I’ve ever seen him that angry

      @williamkaplan1430@williamkaplan14302 жыл бұрын

    • "I FUCKING KNEW IIIIITTTTTTTTT"

      @overripeschnitzel@overripeschnitzel2 жыл бұрын

    • Made ur like count 420 😂

      @bellaNwonderlnd@bellaNwonderlnd2 жыл бұрын

    • @@bellaNwonderlnd thank you ✨😌

      @kingofwhatever1544@kingofwhatever15442 жыл бұрын

    • There’s something deeply annoying about those that I can’t articulate.

      @lillianward2810@lillianward28109 ай бұрын

  • I was walking around in a parking lot (as one does) and I saw a bumper sticker on someone’s car that said ‘No baby on board, feel free to run into me”

    @piercings1ren@piercings1ren Жыл бұрын

  • 5:31 POV: You make family bumper stickers for a living, but you accidentally make all of the bumper stickers into a voodoo doll version and whenever a family member is peeled off, they die.

    @corvusgaming2379@corvusgaming2379 Жыл бұрын

  • the fact that charlie is petrified at schlatt screaming at the sex line while ted is just laughing is hilarious

    @soulcottage5302@soulcottage53023 жыл бұрын

    • Hello Eda pfp

      @music-books-films@music-books-films2 жыл бұрын

    • @@music-books-films hello fellow owl house fan

      @soulcottage5302@soulcottage53022 жыл бұрын

    • Before I liked your comment it was at 666 likes, so iconic 😂

      @k.4tyy@k.4tyy2 жыл бұрын

    • Hachimitsu

      @alexb2889@alexb28892 жыл бұрын

    • What's the number

      @ldw0696@ldw06962 жыл бұрын

  • I've seen a "powered by bitchdust" bumper sticker but make it 5x bigger. I then proceeded to laugh my ass off. I saw it plastered on the back of a car in a dollar store parking lot.

    @tired_axolotl9991@tired_axolotl99912 жыл бұрын

    • I saw one at a children’s museum parking lot.

      @nathanp131@nathanp1312 жыл бұрын

    • i saw one in a school's pick up line

      @boywonder9158@boywonder9158 Жыл бұрын

    • Had a neighbor that had it on her truck before she got whipped by CPS and kicked outta the motel. They’re still trying to fix the room.

      @spiderflame04@spiderflame04 Жыл бұрын

    • @@boywonder9158 I saw one in the drop off line and the kid is always watching Peter Pan in the car

      @fredlip-biting3880@fredlip-biting3880 Жыл бұрын

    • @@fredlip-biting3880 cool cool

      @boywonder9158@boywonder9158 Жыл бұрын

  • Too bad the strategy of putting Queen Cutouts in cars didn't work when Schlatt got Liz at Balmoral back in September!

    @jpthompson09@jpthompson09 Жыл бұрын

  • Lmfaooo the queen one is even funnier now😭😭😭😭

    @v1ad836@v1ad836 Жыл бұрын
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