The Accidental 400mg Edible

2020 ж. 20 Шіл.
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Ted accidentally ate a 400mg Edible. Listen to his tell-all here, its funny.
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Ted Nivison is a KZhead entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on KZhead making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, KZhead, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.

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  • 400mg aint shit, hes kinda a vagina.

    @kjb711@kjb7112 жыл бұрын
    • Relax alpha male

      @44H44@44H442 жыл бұрын
    • and your name is Kyle

      @TedNivison@TedNivison2 жыл бұрын
    • the

      @dylan52528@dylan525282 жыл бұрын
    • @@TedNivison lmfaooo great vid bro

      @kenzie9367@kenzie93672 жыл бұрын
    • @@TedNivison Okay Ted

      @j_ken3424@j_ken34242 жыл бұрын
  • That's why I prefer milk. You can't only feel pain by having 400ml of milk. Only B O N E S

    @dustinthedean7661@dustinthedean76613 жыл бұрын
    • *laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

      @kvoici@kvoici3 жыл бұрын
    • GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

      @annachaloult1587@annachaloult15873 жыл бұрын
    • everyone else in the comments: haha weed dustin: c a l c i u m

      @cyberspace_bear@cyberspace_bear3 жыл бұрын
    • I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

      @ariebrackenridge1453@ariebrackenridge14533 жыл бұрын
    • Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

      @BenDover-ht5nv@BenDover-ht5nv3 жыл бұрын
  • i sent this to my boyfriend and he responded with, “this guy sounds like he is gonna explain the chemical compounds of copper”

    @pbtbp@pbtbp3 жыл бұрын
    • Insanely accurate

      @wilfordbrimley1506@wilfordbrimley15063 жыл бұрын
    • Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

      @Raf-qz7ih@Raf-qz7ih3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

      @dewcranzz@dewcranzz3 жыл бұрын
    • The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

      @graya.d.957@graya.d.9573 жыл бұрын
    • @@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

      @seancooper4058@seancooper40583 жыл бұрын
  • Literally they could have just fixed your whole night by just putting a funny movie on to distract you instead of tormenting you.

    @SuperMcgooch@SuperMcgooch9 ай бұрын
    • I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

      @Nenona1200@Nenona12006 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

      @PanAndScanBuddy@PanAndScanBuddy6 ай бұрын
    • idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

      @rat-gang-@rat-gang-6 ай бұрын
    • @@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

      @ne0ngrav3@ne0ngrav36 ай бұрын
    • @@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

      @x_dana_x@x_dana_x5 ай бұрын
  • This seems like a nightmare group to be greening out with. For people who supposedly use a lot of weed, they were some of the most unhelpful and least experienced acting people I’ve ever seen. They either really don’t understand weed at all, or they’re trying to squeeze content out of everything, regardless of if they’re friends suffer from it

    @lucascarr-og3ku@lucascarr-og3ku8 ай бұрын
    • Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

      @SisterToSleepx@SisterToSleepx6 ай бұрын
    • + boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

      @skylerclyne6542@skylerclyne65426 ай бұрын
    • Boosting

      @XK1773@XK17736 ай бұрын
    • a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

      @syd7608@syd76086 ай бұрын
    • The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

      @SmokeyRose@SmokeyRose5 ай бұрын
  • The fastest ways to stop feeling high - Physical Activity, sports etc - Eating - Showering - Sleeping - Getting arrested

    @thatboy3930@thatboy39303 жыл бұрын
    • I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

      @laurarom5043@laurarom50433 жыл бұрын
    • Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

      @bayoanocasio4714@bayoanocasio47143 жыл бұрын
    • True

      @big_-guy102@big_-guy1023 жыл бұрын
    • -taking a full gram dab

      @evanecker7724@evanecker77243 жыл бұрын
    • Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

      @Alster123456@Alster1234563 жыл бұрын
  • I saw a comment in cooper's video saying "why is high ted just normal ted but with less movement" and i thought that was pretty funny

    @tommyaguirre3479@tommyaguirre34793 жыл бұрын
    • Which is the vid

      @dani-de4bp@dani-de4bp3 жыл бұрын
    • haha what a classic

      @somemagellanic@somemagellanic3 жыл бұрын
    • I like your profile picture

      @gigabiteps8726@gigabiteps87263 жыл бұрын
    • i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

      @cans2719@cans27193 жыл бұрын
    • @@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

      @henrymunnich1648@henrymunnich16483 жыл бұрын
  • If my friends treated me like this during a bad high they wouldnt be my friends anymore... When someone is having a bad trip it's all hands on deck i dont care if it 'ruins your night' or whatever Anyway Ted is a champ for how he handled this

    @noony8962@noony89629 ай бұрын
    • fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

      @welchsgum7195@welchsgum71953 ай бұрын
    • @@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

      @UwULilyKitsune@UwULilyKitsune2 ай бұрын
    • Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

      @wxstednxghts@wxstednxghtsАй бұрын
    • I sorta disagree. They didn’t do anything that bad in the footage besides just kinda being dumb about it. If they were messing with him the entire time I would agree but I don’t know if that was the case. Sometimes it is actually helpful to have a friend come fuck with you a little to help pull you out of your mind and back into the real world during a bad trip. Maybe it’s just a personal thing but that would help me. “Ah they are acting chill so the world isn’t ending like my brain is telling me”

      @Fishballs697@Fishballs697Ай бұрын
  • I know no one's ever overdosed with weed before but I get super annoyed when partygoers don't take people getting sick at parties seriously. People laughing at someone getting sick or saying they can "sleep it off" aren't friends. They're negligent, people die that way. Also a hospital isn't going to report underage people or illegal drug use to the police, they're there to treat it so no one would get in trouble.

    @vivalanina@vivalanina9 ай бұрын
    • yeah i had to get hospitalized bc i was given wayyyy too much for my first time and i tried hurting myself. my friend just kept telling me to sleep it off but my brain literally felt like it was going to explode and all i could remember was her laughing at me while texting her friends. so traumatic

      @user-gw5kq1hi5g@user-gw5kq1hi5g4 ай бұрын
    • @@user-gw5kq1hi5g That isn't a friend

      @the_expidition427@the_expidition4274 ай бұрын
    • Anything that can make you throw up can kill you while you're sleeping

      @brandaoberg4841@brandaoberg48414 ай бұрын
    • Bro what are you even talking about lmao yeah if you're dealing with weed or any pyschadelic you can indeed just sleep it off

      @user-hi8or6lo6t@user-hi8or6lo6t4 ай бұрын
    • People have overdosed from weed

      @taylorrobert9495@taylorrobert94954 ай бұрын
  • See you can tell he's high as no one in a normal state of mind would drink Dasani.

    @sclappap7631@sclappap76313 жыл бұрын
    • moses must be furious

      @Catnippy@Catnippy3 жыл бұрын
    • Dry-ass water

      @caesar_19@caesar_193 жыл бұрын
    • water is water

      @user-zl8bu3pk6p@user-zl8bu3pk6p3 жыл бұрын
    • Schlatt drinks it

      @regularbloke2117@regularbloke21173 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-zl8bu3pk6p smh, fake water drinker

      @edwardhybe@edwardhybe3 жыл бұрын
  • Dude was absolutely tweaking. His saliva could probably tranquilize a young child.

    @willwetterhahn7846@willwetterhahn78463 жыл бұрын
    • I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

      @DarthYall@DarthYall3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DarthYall I'm so glad

      @willwetterhahn7846@willwetterhahn78463 жыл бұрын
    • @Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

      @willwetterhahn7846@willwetterhahn78463 жыл бұрын
    • @@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

      @banksymoore2926@banksymoore29263 жыл бұрын
    • @@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

      @bath_tubbarracuda845@bath_tubbarracuda8453 жыл бұрын
  • The way your friends "helped" you during your trip is absolutely upsetting

    @bluebloomin3036@bluebloomin30364 ай бұрын
    • "friends"

      @Forrest1989@Forrest198921 күн бұрын
  • When you said “my body feels like rubber bands” I felt that because the time I got obscenely high I remember telling my roommates “my feet feel like highways.” and it made perfect sense at the time because everything was TOO DAMN MUCH.

    @sp4c3jam@sp4c3jam9 ай бұрын
    • The times I’ve taken more than 20mg, I described myself as ‘living in a noneuclidean world,’ and ‘existing as the subject of a bill wurtz video.’ I couldn’t differentiate reality from dream and imagination. I’d hear things that weren’t there, I remember blips of conversations that never happened. I was hearing but it was if every sound hwere the same, and yet I could hear all the same. It felt I was sitting along the edge of a serene calm and raging anxiety. It was a very mid experience, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s been months and I haven’t touched a puff of weed since.

      @D._Von@D._Von4 ай бұрын
    • i once said to my boyfriend that “we all feel like popcorn” …to this day i still dont know what that means…

      @w4l1ow56@w4l1ow563 ай бұрын
    • I like to describe my body as feeling like "a blob of firm jello"

      @AmyWildstyle@AmyWildstyle3 ай бұрын
    • reminds me of when my arms felt like they were literally swimming in honey and my feet felt like they were in kinetic sand

      @vanessaanneVA@vanessaanneVA2 ай бұрын
    • im high and that is poetic as fuck that is beautiful and i hope you keep writing I tihnk youre spectacuar

      @avatem09@avatem092 ай бұрын
  • That Nerds Rope took him straight to Big Lion.

    @DxAxMxD@DxAxMxD3 жыл бұрын
    • Pheb didnt stand a chance man

      @plut_0nyx@plut_0nyx3 жыл бұрын
    • flash backs

      @wevedoneworsebloop8954@wevedoneworsebloop89543 жыл бұрын
    • big lion

      @grumblefalls4618@grumblefalls46183 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated

      @josiahadonis@josiahadonis3 жыл бұрын
    • Shhhh, he’ll here you...

      @khaozxx@khaozxx3 жыл бұрын
  • "I was at the Misfits house..." I understand the whole story came to be based on that one sentence.

    @ohboymegaman1@ohboymegaman13 жыл бұрын
    • I love this comment

      @FortniteEpicGamer28@FortniteEpicGamer283 жыл бұрын
    • 1k likes and 1 reply?

      @jzbproductions147@jzbproductions1473 жыл бұрын
    • @@FortniteEpicGamer28 Agreed

      @Nonessentialsquid@Nonessentialsquid3 жыл бұрын
    • @@jzbproductions147 4 rep

      @green5208@green52083 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @duckie0755@duckie07553 жыл бұрын
  • the actual nightmare blunt rotation

    @getmilked6216@getmilked62164 ай бұрын
    • Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

      @GredeTheOne@GredeTheOneАй бұрын
  • MAD weird to fuck with someone who is going through this

    @SoSoDEVIL@SoSoDEVIL4 ай бұрын
  • "accidental" and "400mg edible" are two words that should never be in a sentence together.

    @Jordan-df6ps@Jordan-df6ps3 жыл бұрын
    • But you just did

      @Raf-qz7ih@Raf-qz7ih3 жыл бұрын
    • *It’s 6 words*

      @Hollis.Hopper12@Hollis.Hopper123 жыл бұрын
    • @@Hollis.Hopper12 its straight up not 6 words

      @m1LKbagzz@m1LKbagzz3 жыл бұрын
    • MiLkBaGzz 4 hundred milligram edible

      @Hollis.Hopper12@Hollis.Hopper123 жыл бұрын
    • @@Hollis.Hopper12 that still isn't 6 words

      @m1LKbagzz@m1LKbagzz3 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like I've heard this story from everyone but Ted himself

    @caesar_19@caesar_193 жыл бұрын
    • He was still coming down all that time

      @captainobvious.29yearsago70@captainobvious.29yearsago703 жыл бұрын
    • SAME

      @zboizekoi169@zboizekoi1693 жыл бұрын
    • Flashbacks to Adam Neely

      @PCAMY@PCAMY3 жыл бұрын
    • Captain Obvious. Underrated Reply😂💀

      @thaimontana4140@thaimontana41403 жыл бұрын
    • Captain Obvious. Thanks

      @beautybaypro@beautybaypro3 жыл бұрын
  • I 100% relate to this. I accidently ate a 300mg edible my first time getting high; it was painful, dizzying, and shitty. I couldn't tell if my eyes were open or not. My sister had to pry my eyes open to get drops in. I was either glued to the couch or crying face down on the floor. I was high for 3 days. Never again

    @crystalrose4714@crystalrose47149 ай бұрын
    • i black out too then i’ll come back and be so scared.. i’m glad im not alone

      @kaydenrose1557@kaydenrose15576 ай бұрын
    • That’s so horrible I’m so sorry!

      @Biggiecheeseness@Biggiecheeseness5 ай бұрын
    • I did this before too and called 911 because I thought I was going to die

      @joselyn9640@joselyn96405 ай бұрын
    • @@joselyn9640 yeah, you ain’t gonna die, but If you green out, it’s best to get to emerge anyways. Smart on you

      @Biggiecheeseness@Biggiecheeseness5 ай бұрын
    • first time I got high I used...like 2 gummies 20mg I think total...it was my first time so my body never experienced that feeling so I was...at first it felt nice buzzing....then it got stronger and I was nervous...especially since my mom was cooking busy not near me and when i went up she had me cut the onions and my dad was there....my dad got very annoyed when I want beer sometimes so i was really scared what he would think if he saw me high on marijuana...doesn't help voices were swimmy and my vision was actually tilted and it would almost hurt....if i stood or sat still luckily he didn't find out and eventually it went down but yeah....even now when I do edibles I still have an intense feeling of dizziness and blood pressure cuffs all over my arms and legs

      @Greyhuskey1940@Greyhuskey19403 ай бұрын
  • Ted: actively dying Schlatt: trying to make it 10x worse

    @PinkyPonky03@PinkyPonky034 ай бұрын
    • i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz@lorelaimorace-kk1xz2 ай бұрын
    • ​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

      @tsrenis@tsrenisАй бұрын
    • @@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know the thing is, schlat had at that time never been around people that smoked or even smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

      @TeeheeX23@TeeheeX2312 күн бұрын
  • This is what 400mg does to a person. Imagine if he carried on eating the edibles.

    @tobyirving4047@tobyirving40473 жыл бұрын
    • This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

      @TheBogLordofCasper@TheBogLordofCasper3 жыл бұрын
    • He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

      @perryerin@perryerin3 жыл бұрын
    • I don’t think I want to

      @wqtter3209@wqtter32093 жыл бұрын
    • The next step is the time loop and it is hell

      @Sukotchi-py2ip@Sukotchi-py2ip3 жыл бұрын
    • This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

      @RWBYGaming@RWBYGaming3 жыл бұрын
  • “Is it all just pain?” Ooooooohhhh so many things to say but I can’t describe them all.

    @ballsack123@ballsack1233 жыл бұрын
    • Ted has made a trip to the void.

      @Glazedonut@Glazedonut3 жыл бұрын
    • I think your username and pfp says it all

      @theoverlordofochremoat@theoverlordofochremoat3 жыл бұрын
    • why do we die

      @lilyliao9521@lilyliao95213 жыл бұрын
    • brother

      @jagerhausen9214@jagerhausen92143 жыл бұрын
    • smitnov, brothers.

      @ballsack123@ballsack1233 жыл бұрын
  • This is solid proof that Schlatt is a terrible person to be high with

    @rachelmiller3532@rachelmiller35329 ай бұрын
    • or just a terrible person in general

      @trippykay@trippykay9 ай бұрын
    • @@trippykayok

      @antomations7228@antomations72288 ай бұрын
    • @@trippykaywell we already know he is based off of what he did back in ‘99

      @jennerhirata8404@jennerhirata84048 ай бұрын
    • nightmare blunt rotation

      @sansisntness@sansisntness7 ай бұрын
    • @@trippykayi have first hand experience with what happened in 1999. i’m writing this with one hand and it’s not just because i’m wacking

      @lahar2412@lahar24127 ай бұрын
  • Yea when someone is having a bad drug experience that's when compassion mode is supposed to kick in, people don't realize how paranoid and uncomfortable you can get and doing things like touching you when you don't want to be touch makes you want to freak.

    @MattDiaz1915@MattDiaz19154 ай бұрын
  • "Yeah that was 400mg" Current Mission: Survive

    @sheamcgurgan6165@sheamcgurgan61653 жыл бұрын
    • Shea Mcgurgan +100 respect

      @E7the7th@E7the7th3 жыл бұрын
    • Riftuo wrong game brudda

      @BigBad21@BigBad213 жыл бұрын
    • @@E7the7th +400mg of thc

      @brazilianambassadordale8223@brazilianambassadordale82233 жыл бұрын
    • @@clayhilton8940 i don't think you know what you are talking about.

      @TheAndrewc5120@TheAndrewc51203 жыл бұрын
    • Shea its william

      @never.willard1710@never.willard17103 жыл бұрын
  • Misfits: "Ted, that's weed." Ted: Bravo Six, going dark.

    @The.Reilly@The.Reilly3 жыл бұрын
    • More like bravo six, GOING TO HEAVEN

      @jettusrey8170@jettusrey81703 жыл бұрын
    • Jett Usrey more like bravo six, the dark truth to heaven

      @crashed-in4945@crashed-in49453 жыл бұрын
    • Crashed-In lmao

      @jettusrey8170@jettusrey81703 жыл бұрын
    • bravo six, going barf

      @superblaze1@superblaze13 жыл бұрын
    • Bravo Six, oh fuck oh shit

      @bigboy-gw8me@bigboy-gw8me Жыл бұрын
  • 3 years later and its still fuck schlatt for this one

    @Papppppppppppa@Papppppppppppa9 ай бұрын
    • yea i enjoy his content but he was mean

      @ryleighbark7353@ryleighbark7353Ай бұрын
    • Fr

      @flask223@flask22328 күн бұрын
  • The friends are absolute nightmare blunt rotation.

    @ashbeatte@ashbeatte2 ай бұрын
  • This is THE definition of "These edibles ain't shi-"

    @dankahank8069@dankahank80693 жыл бұрын
    • Yep

      @hazardoustate3632@hazardoustate36323 жыл бұрын
    • No it's not, what are you talking about haha

      @connormaurer784@connormaurer7843 жыл бұрын
    • tf is yo pfp?

      @MENAMEJUMFOORD@MENAMEJUMFOORD3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤠😳

      @googoogaga7986@googoogaga79863 жыл бұрын
    • 1000th like lol

      @jacksonbowden8765@jacksonbowden87653 жыл бұрын
  • Now imagine if he wasn't a giant. He would've disintegrated.

    @rozu583@rozu5833 жыл бұрын
    • as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

      @rockyteeth@rockyteeth3 жыл бұрын
    • @@rockyteeth 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

      @deepdive1338@deepdive13383 жыл бұрын
    • Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

      @drakeeberth2477@drakeeberth24773 жыл бұрын
    • @@drakeeberth2477 ok

      @Shock002@Shock0023 жыл бұрын
    • @@rockyteeth okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

      @lily-mt9yr@lily-mt9yr3 жыл бұрын
  • if ever there was a scenario in which "nightmare blunt rotation" is applicable, it's this

    @sapphis_lazuli@sapphis_lazuliАй бұрын
  • homie was wearing SHOES on 400mg? that’s his first mistake

    @zacksimmons8780@zacksimmons87804 ай бұрын
    • Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

      @soaringspirits2267@soaringspirits22677 күн бұрын
    • @@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK Personal experience

      @MichaelJGarrick@MichaelJGarrickКүн бұрын
  • Everyone needs to experience entering the void at one point in their lives

    @SeanG6@SeanG63 жыл бұрын
    • DMT

      @mikeoxsor6183@mikeoxsor61833 жыл бұрын
    • Naw im not crazy or stupid

      @cpenner7086@cpenner70863 жыл бұрын
    • You learn a lot about yourself

      @mattwilliams2562@mattwilliams25623 жыл бұрын
    • I agree whole heartedly

      @jordanherring1543@jordanherring15433 жыл бұрын
    • @@mattwilliams2562 yes, how poor your life choices are

      @Axualkilla8392@Axualkilla83923 жыл бұрын
  • He didnt get stoned, he got the whole boulder

    @wetsocks42_50@wetsocks42_502 жыл бұрын
    • Mans got the whole MOON

      @jupitertheplanetboy7328@jupitertheplanetboy73282 жыл бұрын
    • He got hit by a giant fucking boulder

      @mayoactual2065@mayoactual20652 жыл бұрын
    • He wasn't normal stoned, he was granite stoned

      @antoniocotillo9595@antoniocotillo95952 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated comment

      @fredfredburgerii5614@fredfredburgerii56142 жыл бұрын
    • the man got the indiana jones treatment

      @CreepyConnor@CreepyConnor2 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like this is the least calming or supportive environment you could've been in. Loud music/tv, overhead lighting, friends just filming you and giving you a hard time. Sorry your friends didn't do more to make it a more hospitable environment :/

    @marissal.2349@marissal.23493 ай бұрын
  • Bad friends. I accidentally took 400mg and thought I was on the Truman show for hours. Lots of anxiety and thought the government was spying on me. Sleep was a relief but I could not for hours. It was worse than acid for me

    @tay2944@tay29444 ай бұрын
  • “that’s gonna turn me into a different organism” is the funniest shit you could’ve possibly said about that massager

    @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851@thriftstorepierrotdoll98513 жыл бұрын
    • That is something only someone in a different dimension could say

      @benbignell@benbignell3 жыл бұрын
    • Naaahhhh I liked “I will jujitsu you, bitch”

      @GhostBouDB@GhostBouDB3 жыл бұрын
    • I actually thought he said orgasm at first-

      @axeledits8409@axeledits84093 жыл бұрын
    • Oh my god that’s true lol

      @googoogaga7986@googoogaga79863 жыл бұрын
    • I had the thousandth like :D

      @xlink9777@xlink97773 жыл бұрын
  • "Crossing my i's, dotting my t's" Imagine getting a poster signed by "ied Ntvtson".

    @gungy_vt@gungy_vt3 жыл бұрын
    • A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

      @jackwegner5139@jackwegner51393 жыл бұрын
    • The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

      @jamemhm@jamemhm3 жыл бұрын
    • The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

      @hiphyro@hiphyro3 жыл бұрын
    • Wait you said tit

      @LlamaLuca@LlamaLuca3 жыл бұрын
    • @@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

      @Vex-VII@Vex-VII3 жыл бұрын
  • Like Ted, my highest has only been 25mg, and that was a really fun, but 7-hour and completely exhausting experience, one where I was feeling the "after-effects" the entire next day. I literally cannot physically imagine how awful 400mg could possibly be. I was getting anxiety just from listening to this story.

    @MelodyWasTaken@MelodyWasTaken9 ай бұрын
    • I drop 1250 on the weekend

      @tylerhughes5420@tylerhughes54204 ай бұрын
    • that is literally nothing…

      @bethantucker3201@bethantucker32014 ай бұрын
    • ​@@tylerhughes5420 bro your addiction isn't the flex you think it is

      @nobodyofimportance3922@nobodyofimportance39224 ай бұрын
    • @@nobodyofimportance3922 lol ok 👌

      @tylerhughes5420@tylerhughes54204 ай бұрын
    • Mine was 30 and my buddy said “hold on tight cause your about to go on a ride” and bro I- 😭🤣

      @kadenburton9860@kadenburton98604 ай бұрын
  • I have been personally victimized by this specific edible; a friend’s husband brought one home from California and told me “yeah it’s a normal sized dose” and then I ate the entire thing in five minutes and then spent either an hour or 15 years in traffic going home 😂

    @masonjarboe9926@masonjarboe99269 ай бұрын
    • LOL driving under the influence. That's so lit bruhhhhhh

      @papierbak@papierbak4 ай бұрын
    • ​@@papierbak They were probably driven home by a friend

      @OblivionEight@OblivionEight3 ай бұрын
  • Carson going straight to wikihow is the most carson thing ever

    @Brningstar@Brningstar3 жыл бұрын
    • If only big lion was there to help

      @n37her28@n37her283 жыл бұрын
    • N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

      @charliekirby_@charliekirby_3 жыл бұрын
    • Aye 420 likes

      @xzandyx21@xzandyx213 жыл бұрын
    • that's not the most carson thing ever....

      @superblaze1@superblaze13 жыл бұрын
    • @@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

      @kaid6486@kaid64863 жыл бұрын
  • This whole comment section is 9 year olds mixed with weed smokers and i think that’s *quite a combo*

    @aliengirl7098@aliengirl70983 жыл бұрын
    • research

      @wadzie2750@wadzie27503 жыл бұрын
    • What if ur both

      @charlesmcgill2974@charlesmcgill29743 жыл бұрын
    • @@charlesmcgill2974 girl I-

      @aliengirl7098@aliengirl70983 жыл бұрын
    • both?

      @rekk1215@rekk12153 жыл бұрын
    • i both hate and love how true this is

      @elysia4824@elysia48243 жыл бұрын
  • Dude I literally have a 500mg edible in my hands at this moment and I haven't smoked for almost 4-5 years THANK GOD I SAW THIS VIDEO AT THE RIGHT MOMMENT CAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BITE HALF OF IT THINKING I WAS STARTING AT A LOW DOSE BY EATING HALF OF IT... YOU LITERALLY SAVED ME FROM THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE 😳🙆🛐

    @saulortiz3634@saulortiz36348 ай бұрын
    • I’m on the verge of greening out rn because of this shit 😂

      @willevensen7130@willevensen71304 ай бұрын
  • Just hearing that he unknowingly consumed an edible made me feel anxiety. I’ve gotten super high before (definitely not that high), and it was awful. I am now much more careful.

    @lizziecross8149@lizziecross81499 ай бұрын
  • The "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!" "hmmmmmm" Gets me every time.

    @tobyowen-hughes1306@tobyowen-hughes13063 жыл бұрын
    • Time stamp?

      @Unknown-ke6jd@Unknown-ke6jd3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

      @tobyowen-hughes1306@tobyowen-hughes13063 жыл бұрын
    • @@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

      @Unknown-ke6jd@Unknown-ke6jd3 жыл бұрын
    • question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

      @MAX-ENERGY_5678@MAX-ENERGY_56783 жыл бұрын
    • @@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

      @Breakdown5297@Breakdown52973 жыл бұрын
  • "crossing my i's, dotting my t's" okay ied ntvtson

    @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733@mildlyinconveniencedyounga37333 жыл бұрын
    • Took me a minute

      @zeroseventhreezero@zeroseventhreezero3 жыл бұрын
    • this is art. absolute art. leonardo da vinci? frida kahlo? vincent van gogh? nah, my favourite artist is Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult.

      @sketchingstudio5552@sketchingstudio55523 жыл бұрын
    • @@sketchingstudio5552 you made my day bro, thanks

      @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733@mildlyinconveniencedyounga37333 жыл бұрын
    • what a coincidence, you made mine lol yay for wholesome internet comversations

      @sketchingstudio5552@sketchingstudio55523 жыл бұрын
    • Sketching Studio leonardo da vtnct*

      @tomdebom1346@tomdebom13463 жыл бұрын
  • I know schlatt is well, schlatt, but like, he was an ass for doing that to you at your worst

    @whyisraven@whyisraven2 ай бұрын
  • I work at a hospital in Illinois and since it was legalized here a few years ago we get a LOT of patients that come into the ER after ingesting edibles. Either they accidentally ate some like Ted or they ate too much. 90% of the time they’re given a low dose benzodiazepine like Ativan and sent out the door. And let me tell you, edibles combined with benzos is an incredible combination.

    @boscopappas234@boscopappas2345 ай бұрын
    • The knockout lmao

      @kelly_xoxo@kelly_xoxo5 ай бұрын
    • Dont blame the legalization movement for you problems, we fought long and hard to get this medicine legalized

      @wrmhle8510@wrmhle85105 ай бұрын
    • @@wrmhle8510 But it literally is the cause. More people who otherwise wouldn't use THC are now using it and many more can now accidentally consume it since it is more abundant. It can be used as medicine but its a drug no matter how you look at it. People get high. People take too much. People have horrible experiences with it.

      @douglassmalls6934@douglassmalls69344 ай бұрын
    • You should just give them an empty iv. For weed "od" you just need to make the patient think there cured but still high. This will almost always fix it.

      @papierbak@papierbak4 ай бұрын
    • @@papierbak Or at most a simple benzo to calm them down from their panic attack or to make them sleep. Works for bad trips on psychedelics too

      @douglassmalls6934@douglassmalls69344 ай бұрын
  • "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!" "Well, yeah. Of course they're edible. That's why I'm eating them."

    @StarkMaximum@StarkMaximum3 жыл бұрын
    • i honestly thats he was gonna say that

      @dovahfruit9503@dovahfruit95033 жыл бұрын
    • _continues after a short moment of silence_

      @ParzivalTheThird@ParzivalTheThird3 жыл бұрын
    • Tbf i would say that sober

      @omega1575@omega15753 жыл бұрын
    • thats such a charlie thing to say

      @defectivepikachu4582@defectivepikachu45823 жыл бұрын
    • Im your 1000th like, i feel like ive achieved something

      @vixelkee4636@vixelkee46363 жыл бұрын
  • "so i was at the misfits' house" top ten words before disaster

    @romeeb7712@romeeb77123 жыл бұрын
    • That was 7 words

      @humanperson5876@humanperson58763 жыл бұрын
    • @@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

      @carlwebber4094@carlwebber40943 жыл бұрын
    • @@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

      @humanperson5876@humanperson58763 жыл бұрын
    • @@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

      @DrewPeabaws@DrewPeabaws3 жыл бұрын
    • @@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

      @gltche4840@gltche48403 жыл бұрын
  • Hearing Ted describe his edibles experience really crystallizes for me how I felt when I ate too much brownie at a party & ended up laying down and trying not to think myself to death

    @mistertadakichi@mistertadakichi9 ай бұрын
  • 4:42 This sounds like that scene In Chernobyl when they realized how much radiation it actually was.

    @thefareplayer2254@thefareplayer22548 ай бұрын
  • Schlatt: "Ted, i think you nee another stick of butter." Me: *Minecraft crafting recipes in real life flashbacks*

    @pj8844@pj88443 жыл бұрын
    • These are cocoa beans. These are cocoa beans. *These are cocoa beans.*

      @azure9905@azure99053 жыл бұрын
    • What are those? Those are eggshells.

      @cojack1118@cojack11183 жыл бұрын
    • Cojack 111 chicken sprinkles

      @pj8844@pj88443 жыл бұрын
    • azure Those are cocoa beans...

      @creathechiboi@creathechiboi3 жыл бұрын
    • It’s just chaos in the kitchen, that’s his brand.

      @octangulaa@octangulaa3 жыл бұрын
  • Bro the way you're talking about weed is like listening to an undercover cop recall a sting operation from the 80s

    @dead.set.on.life.@dead.set.on.life.3 жыл бұрын
    • LOL

      @TedNivison@TedNivison3 жыл бұрын
    • @@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

      @chssybuttwaffles1320@chssybuttwaffles13203 жыл бұрын
    • I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

      @szymonnowicki8412@szymonnowicki84123 жыл бұрын
    • Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

      @biggiecheese128@biggiecheese1283 жыл бұрын
    • @@biggiecheese128 right

      @yumilol1132@yumilol11323 жыл бұрын
  • Ted appearing like a fucking ghoul holding a bag of Skittles at 14:58 was funny as hell

    @5hinydrums@5hinydrums9 ай бұрын
  • had a horrible reaction to 50mg once. all the muscles in my body felt like they were twitching and spasming at once. i was in so much pain and also incredibly disoriented and dizzy. had to lay on my bathroom floor and was dry heaving for about 3 hours. absolutely awful experience. i legitimately thought i was going to die

    @blairl2702@blairl27029 ай бұрын
  • Swagger: “We had a pretty reasonable setup where we had the drugs that looked like food right next to the food”

    @Mumphler@Mumphler2 жыл бұрын
    • 250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

      @RiverPhobia@RiverPhobia2 жыл бұрын
    • Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

      @mobster3252@mobster32522 жыл бұрын
    • The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

      @dylndaviln3091@dylndaviln30912 жыл бұрын
    • Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

      @lucamixes6342@lucamixes63422 жыл бұрын
    • @@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

      @BlueKnupp@BlueKnupp2 жыл бұрын
  • misfits are the cause of all weed related accidents

    @djkhaled6315@djkhaled63153 жыл бұрын
    • I’m not surprised

      @DogeDogeriffic@DogeDogeriffic3 жыл бұрын
    • This person better not actually be dj khaled

      @IdiotGoggles@IdiotGoggles3 жыл бұрын
    • Dj Khaled seriously, r u?

      @IdiotGoggles@IdiotGoggles3 жыл бұрын
    • Lula Marcus do you actually think its dj khaled?

      @treyramirez8941@treyramirez89413 жыл бұрын
    • @@treyramirez8941 It is the real Dj Khaled!

      @samueltait5883@samueltait58833 жыл бұрын
  • I remember when I was greening out hard and my friends just ignored me. I was rocking back and forth, white as a ghost fighting for my life, and they were the most nonchalant motherfuckers on the planet acting like I didn't exist. It didn't help the fact that I already didn't feel alive/real. I'm not friends with those people anymore.

    @EnnuiOwO@EnnuiOwO4 ай бұрын
    • good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

      @squtnik@squtnik2 ай бұрын
    • god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

      @nyct0phile@nyct0phile3 күн бұрын
  • Hey guys, your friendly neighbourhood stoner here. Having a nice warm shower and just sitting at the bottom of it can help if you are having a bad trip. It can ground you. Also always remember to remind yourself that it will go away. that its just the weed and you will be ok :)

    @heckinlmao@heckinlmaoАй бұрын
  • This is what Mario meant when he said “if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

    @ninjawiz4475@ninjawiz44752 жыл бұрын
    • underrated comment

      @laligayer474@laligayer4742 жыл бұрын
    • “Please.”

      @Pikpikcarrotzz@Pikpikcarrotzz2 жыл бұрын
    • I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

      @GreenAndGoth@GreenAndGoth2 жыл бұрын
    • 420 likes, nice.

      @diegoviramontes2479@diegoviramontes24792 жыл бұрын
    • JUST SAY YAOI - Captain Lou

      @Cobalt985@Cobalt9852 жыл бұрын
  • saw someone say “it feels like constant deja vu when you’re too high” and that shit is so true

    @juushyy@juushyy2 жыл бұрын
    • I experienced it for FIVE HOURS

      @chefyana2251@chefyana22512 жыл бұрын
    • @@chefyana2251 The first time I did edibles I did around 100-200mg, I was feeling like a "time loop hole" kept repeating, and i felt super shaky. Then I tried watching a documentary about drugs and it felt like they were staring at me through the screen lmao

      @santamuerte4090@santamuerte40902 жыл бұрын
    • i always say it always feels like when you’re in a dream and have that moment where you realize you are in a dream, right before you wake up. that feeling, constantly

      @averyroth9367@averyroth93672 жыл бұрын
    • @@averyroth9367 uggh, yes!

      @santamuerte4090@santamuerte40902 жыл бұрын
    • Feels more like your “true self” is a spectator of the body. Hard to explain let’s just say your “higher self” is looking down on your meat suit or better yet Spectator mode in COD. I miss the weed days, but the panics I had on it from times made me not desire it anymore

      @bam8606@bam86062 жыл бұрын
  • Ted was lucky there wasn’t a shower nearby

    @mt2r-music@mt2r-music4 ай бұрын
    • Title of video: "The RyanP Experience"

      @Bozobi@Bozobi4 ай бұрын
  • Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life from depression and addiction to cigarettes. Never had a bad trip

    @SusanaGomez-mp8sk@SusanaGomez-mp8sk9 ай бұрын
    • After doing some research on the psilocybin benefits, I honestly want to get into shroom microdosing but it's just so hard to get a reliable source. Really need!

      @laurj09@laurj099 ай бұрын
    • Hey! Yes very sure of Dr.benshrooms.

      @BrownGeorge-pw2xo@BrownGeorge-pw2xo9 ай бұрын
    • was addicted to what i called a trifecta Meth, Opium, Alcohol. I also suffered severe depression i went to a party and consumed about 2 eights of shrooms i was lost in my head for 2 days but when i came back my depression and addiction to my trifecta was gone. I didn't realize it at the time. The psychedelic experience is temporary but many people have good permanent results

      @RodriguezGorge@RodriguezGorge9 ай бұрын
    • Sure he's dr.benshrooms. what helped me more personally is micro dosing. I don't take a lot at all I'll only eat a cap or two and I'm good for the entire day. It just helps to clear your mind and cleanse your soul. Very hard to explain... It's like trying to explain colors to a person who's never been able to see.

      @DonnHowes@DonnHowes9 ай бұрын
    • Amen, Isd and psilocybin are amazing teachers along its dmt mah dudes. Have safe trips all. Shrooms are blessings from nature.

      @Wimruther-hk4zn@Wimruther-hk4zn9 ай бұрын
  • its remarkable how unhelpful a group of frequent stoners were at navigating this crisis

    @replayarchive8758@replayarchive8758 Жыл бұрын
    • @Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

      @iwantadonutbadly@iwantadonutbadly Жыл бұрын
    • tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

      @yourteeth9708@yourteeth9708 Жыл бұрын
    • Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

      @sunalt7316@sunalt7316 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

      @macheteman3832@macheteman3832 Жыл бұрын
    • @@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

      @gracett3628@gracett3628 Жыл бұрын
  • Ted: noooooo you can’t just cause me immeasurable pain while I’m high Schlatt: haha massager go brrr

    @lukemiller9833@lukemiller98333 жыл бұрын
    • Luke Miller he was just helpin get the lactic acid flowin

      @theoneandonlythe5th138@theoneandonlythe5th1383 жыл бұрын
    • Nothing like kicking someone while he's down

      @riptidev10@riptidev103 жыл бұрын
    • Helping the juices flow

      @danielg7245@danielg72453 жыл бұрын
    • nah he he was just you know, gettin the juices flowin

      @pw4513@pw45133 жыл бұрын
    • Schlatt just thought that Ted needed another stick of butter

      @unaisqureshi5812@unaisqureshi58123 жыл бұрын
  • I did a 500 mg bag before a concert Greatest night of my life (i had a panic attack and had to go home)

    @mariocartmichael6133@mariocartmichael61337 ай бұрын
    • Are you ok?😳

      @Moomoo54546@Moomoo545464 ай бұрын
  • Getting that high is so uncomfortable. I remember getting too high and just laying in the bathroom tile, sweating like crazy, and just trying to regulate my breathing because my heart rate was so elevated i was convinced i was going to die. Its pure hell.

    @doomnipple9846@doomnipple9846Ай бұрын
  • This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

    @avee5771@avee57713 жыл бұрын
    • and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

      @wazzza.208@wazzza.2083 жыл бұрын
    • elmo is a glove

      @gimmerqueen@gimmerqueen2 жыл бұрын
    • This is just how the use of edibles go

      @captainhellhound7451@captainhellhound74512 жыл бұрын
    • Sega playstation

      @I_Like_Ike53@I_Like_Ike5310 ай бұрын
    • @@I_Like_Ike53fr

      @Patt_sbm@Patt_sbm7 ай бұрын
  • I love how Schlatt said “I think you need another stick of butter”

    @deathcall7779@deathcall77793 жыл бұрын
    • I wheezed-

      @xyzjalsjekdi@xyzjalsjekdi3 жыл бұрын
    • I think you need another stick of butter

      @GhostBouDB@GhostBouDB3 жыл бұрын
    • I think you need another stick of butter

      @confident8132@confident81323 жыл бұрын
    • @@confident8132 ikr

      @deathcall7779@deathcall77793 жыл бұрын
    • @@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

      @GhostBouDB@GhostBouDB3 жыл бұрын
  • I nearly died laughing when he double checks the skittles aren't weed! So funny, I can't imagine if they were weed skittles

    @ARacette67@ARacette679 ай бұрын
  • even after 3 years, this is still one of my favorite videos on youtube

    @noum5971@noum59716 ай бұрын
  • That company needs to make a drug-infused Nerds Rope and call it "Nerds Dope"

    @uhhh_zoned@uhhh_zoned2 жыл бұрын
    • This is genius

      @cake-ie7uh@cake-ie7uh2 жыл бұрын
    • omg yes

      @kmations4049@kmations40492 жыл бұрын
    • how abt nope rope

      @LexifromZargon@LexifromZargon2 жыл бұрын
    • but that would be uhh.. not weed LOL but this is a good comment 👌

      @luna-cc1qu@luna-cc1qu2 жыл бұрын
    • Herb Rope

      @BacktotheRift@BacktotheRift2 жыл бұрын
  • When it said “edible story” I was like: Bruh how that story taste?

    @teyyo9745@teyyo97453 жыл бұрын
    • Like a nerds rope

      @Bagel920@Bagel9203 жыл бұрын
    • So youre as high as me

      @PillsNotHere@PillsNotHere3 жыл бұрын
    • Damn you were high as hell

      @allfather6346@allfather63463 жыл бұрын
    • i want to like but it’s at 420

      @jilliansipila7478@jilliansipila74783 жыл бұрын
    • Jillian Sipila don’t worry it’s no longer at 420 so you can like now.

      @bagelgod946@bagelgod9463 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve come back to this because me and my bf were discussing edibles. I’d once made an edible and I ate the whole thing, and immediately passed out and then was high for two days straight. We calculated how many mg it was, and turns out it was 900mg. Honestly don’t know how I survived that.

    @cloudeight3887@cloudeight38875 ай бұрын
    • 😮

      @Owlleap@Owlleap4 ай бұрын
    • @@Owlleap what made it worse was I had a piercing appointment the first day

      @cloudeight3887@cloudeight38874 ай бұрын
    • ​@@cloudeight3887bet it made it hurt a bit less lmao

      @buggie5990@buggie599019 күн бұрын
    • @@buggie5990 it hurt more

      @cloudeight3887@cloudeight388718 күн бұрын
    • @@cloudeight3887 oh

      @buggie5990@buggie599018 күн бұрын
  • he handled this so well dude i started sobbing

    @noorai7626@noorai76266 ай бұрын
  • Ted: (Having the ride of his life). Shlatt: *I tHiNk YoU nEeD aNoThEr StIcK oF bUtTeR*

    @r.m3113@r.m31133 жыл бұрын
    • Legend says theres still not enough butter

      @zeroseventhreezero@zeroseventhreezero3 жыл бұрын
    • shlatt

      @gooball2005@gooball20053 жыл бұрын
    • I think you need another stick of butter

      @98DogCcoin@98DogCcoin3 жыл бұрын
    • Shlatt : but what if it was shaped into an apple?

      @techterra3795@techterra37953 жыл бұрын
    • @@gooball2005 shlatt

      @eco4458@eco44583 жыл бұрын
  • I can't be the only one who wants him to release his own brand called Tedibles

    @tiarnancarey5250@tiarnancarey52503 жыл бұрын
    • Omg yesss

      @jikoai8709@jikoai87093 жыл бұрын
    • tedsticles

      @baconwheel8205@baconwheel82053 жыл бұрын
    • @@baconwheel8205 big brain moment

      @jikoai8709@jikoai87093 жыл бұрын
    • @@baconwheel8205 so you know those camel balls sweets, so yea that's what I think of when you typed that

      @carlwebber4094@carlwebber40943 жыл бұрын
    • @@baconwheel8205 sad times 4 your pfp

      @chefsurs1@chefsurs13 жыл бұрын
  • Coming back after experiencing something like this but on a much smaller scale really makes me feel for Ted. My experience took me off of it entirely, I can’t imagine what this amount would do to him

    @sabrexi7228@sabrexi72288 ай бұрын
  • I have to come back to this story every couple of months cause it’s that good 💀

    @St4rgirl._mj@St4rgirl._mj5 ай бұрын
  • Swagger: we set it up this way because it makes sense Me: It doesn’t matter when you are high

    @josephpeterson-mcgee9502@josephpeterson-mcgee95023 жыл бұрын
    • for real i literally had 3 weed cookies was told to only eat 1 so i did got high then proceeded to eat the other 2 because i didnt wanna get up and got the munchies. It was HELL still support recreational weed tho just gotta hide edibles from myself after eating some

      @marioreaper1@marioreaper13 жыл бұрын
  • "My body felt like rubber bands." Finally, a good way to explain how I felt when I smoked a few times. I couldn't sit still because everything would hurt, but like a deep ache that wouldn't go away, so I had to keep moving. But the movements were Parkinson's like movements. That would get tiring so I'd wanna go to sleep, but if I stopped moving, everything would hurt again.

    @NickkAtNyte@NickkAtNyte3 жыл бұрын
    • Are you sure those were Scooby Snacks, Shaggy?

      @ronkledonkanusmoncher564@ronkledonkanusmoncher5643 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds more like DPH honestly.

      @enrico2575@enrico25753 жыл бұрын
    • Dude, that sounds awfull..

      @MyMusiclifestyle@MyMusiclifestyle3 жыл бұрын
    • After the high wears off the arthritis in my back quits hurting for awhile, but f*ck if it doesn't hurt like a bitch when I'm stoned.

      @ashgrindle1152@ashgrindle11523 жыл бұрын
    • sounds like DPH or acid lmfao

      @sanguinedreaming6074@sanguinedreaming60743 жыл бұрын
  • your awareness is so good. i would have been freaking out. i once did too many cookie edibles and ended up waking up in my car.

    @nadiastoloff@nadiastoloff4 ай бұрын
  • Godawful tripsitters 😭

    @arizz_00@arizz_004 ай бұрын
  • Ted-"this is the most painful high ever help me" Schlatt-"lol u want butter?"

    @fernandagomez7350@fernandagomez73503 жыл бұрын
    • I wish I had a friend who just supplied me with butter

      @burrsoup@burrsoup3 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@asaddoeasdw1088 you know different people have different tolerances and reactions to things right

      @budywudy9@budywudy93 жыл бұрын
    • @@asaddoeasdw1088 did you miss him saying this was his first time touching weed in months, followed by a demonstration of how low his tolerance is?

      @thorn6067@thorn60673 жыл бұрын
  • Its funny how cooper, not being high, sounds more high than Ted, incredibly high

    @scrithen2836@scrithen28363 жыл бұрын
    • I think cooper is pretty much always higher than a kite

      @thatwitch8642@thatwitch86423 жыл бұрын
    • cooper has weed in his blood

      @sp0inkzter@sp0inkzter3 жыл бұрын
    • Ohh thats what you hate to hear

      @urban4448@urban44483 жыл бұрын
    • • Scrithen • Skater boy always thinking tall-like

      @creathechiboi@creathechiboi3 жыл бұрын
    • Cooper is just high on main.

      @AAAAA_BRAD@AAAAA_BRAD3 жыл бұрын
  • Not knowing how to make yourself puke is so pure...so innocent.

    @hehthar@hehtharАй бұрын
    • ok we get it you're bulimic NOBODY CARES

      @thechumbucket8986@thechumbucket8986Ай бұрын
    • Literally just brush the waaay back of your tongue with a toothbrush and boom instant vomit.

      @sidvacant9382@sidvacant938222 күн бұрын
  • 11:44 Plot twist, he was actually praying to god for this high to end.

    @SuperMarioPuppets@SuperMarioPuppets7 ай бұрын
  • Ted Nevison, the only man to ever Bill Cosby himself

    @idontknowoz7336@idontknowoz73363 жыл бұрын
    • Holy shit

      @timcook247@timcook2473 жыл бұрын
    • Did he send some guy named Cosby a bill?

      @owneyw4374@owneyw43743 жыл бұрын
    • Oh that's funny

      @valley5285@valley52853 жыл бұрын
  • I took a 500 mg once and was high for three straight days. To wake up high not once, but twice was one of the most alarming ways to progressively begin back to back mornings I could imagine.

    @domainprotagonist9729@domainprotagonist9729 Жыл бұрын
    • Oooof

      @Blueee51@Blueee51 Жыл бұрын
    • How? My 500mg edible only lasted 5 hours and I have a decently low tolerance.

      @cheesyrichard@cheesyrichard Жыл бұрын
    • lightweight

      @uncledick9445@uncledick9445 Жыл бұрын
    • @@uncledick9445 ya im with u three days is kinda farfetched lool

      @johnbitler5907@johnbitler5907 Жыл бұрын
    • Fr waking up high is the most confusing thing lol. I woke up to piss and forgot how to use my legs.

      @Bofa_Deez@Bofa_Deez Жыл бұрын
  • I’ve had those same symptoms off of dabbing & theyre so scary i literally convince myself I’m dying every time I just can’t smoke anymore. The shakes are so encompassing & the chills are brutal. Glad you pulled through

    @Deafkid97@Deafkid979 ай бұрын
  • “The time I *accidentally* drugged myself with a 400mg edible” Hehe remember the time I *accidentally* snorted 50 lines of cocaine and got so high I committed war crimes in Bolivia

    @aslycat9602@aslycat96027 ай бұрын
  • Returning to this video over two years later to point out that Ted actually had *over* 400mg because he was already high at the point this happened. Also the cut between "there is a very deceptive way the snacks were laid out" to "there is a very reasonable way the snacks are laid out" is perfect comedic timing.

    @tyzzieee@tyzzieee Жыл бұрын
    • It's actually an indeterminate amount because there's no such thing as an infused nerds rope with nerds packaging. It's street shit and probably synthetic cannabinoids.

      @Lexingtonian@Lexingtonian Жыл бұрын
    • didn't he also take a bite of *another* nerds rope before he stopped

      @mrpersoonman@mrpersoonman Жыл бұрын
    • he said he smoked half a joint, thats not a whole lot of THC plus the high probably wore off by then mostly. video title still says "400mg edible". also speaking from experience, smoking a little while before taking edibles seems to actually make the high more tolerable and less intense. now, doing it right before/after or while edibles are hitting, that's a different story. i mean he was fucked either way, even if he didnt smoke before (who knows, maybe he could have been less fucked if he hadn't smoked before, everybody is different) but usually when i take edibles while completely sober, they hit much harder, theyre much more intense because theres no tolerance built up in the short term. even if i smoke and then wait several hours or even 30 min to an hour before taking an edible, i more often find myself more disappointed by the edibles not being strong enough. basically smoking before can kind of take away from the fullness of the edible experience

      @ufork@ufork Жыл бұрын
    • The zoom-in on "reasonable" is so funny

      @samueldoiron1656@samueldoiron165611 ай бұрын
    • I’m willing to bet he only consumed like 10-20 mg of THC prior to that. It’s almost completely irrelevant in comparison lol.

      @rjay._.1@rjay._.19 ай бұрын
  • Throwing up sucks but it’s so like relieving sometimes cause ya just feel so much relief

    @user-it9uw7ry7n@user-it9uw7ry7nАй бұрын
  • I loved this video once. Then I experienced it. 2 years later my edible trauma has passed far enough to make this tale funny again

    @KatPadmore@KatPadmore6 ай бұрын
  • oops 😳

    @Misfits@Misfits3 жыл бұрын
    • Look what you did to the boy

      @calebdelorme6850@calebdelorme68503 жыл бұрын
    • Why didn't you organize better?

      @shergesburgproduction@shergesburgproduction3 жыл бұрын
    • can i have my butt cream back, it's been 4 months!

      @PLK123@PLK1233 жыл бұрын
    • PLK uhhhhhhhhh plk, you okay?

      @Crummieboi56@Crummieboi563 жыл бұрын
    • Ah sh-

      @gl8ck@gl8ck3 жыл бұрын
  • ".. Eat an entire sleeve of club crackers without cheese, because.. Gluttony" You really called me out while I was eating my club crackers huh?

    @idontrlyhaveanamebutihavec9918@idontrlyhaveanamebutihavec99183 жыл бұрын
    • Bro that called me out too, we're in this together.

      @TheStoneAxe23Animation@TheStoneAxe23Animation3 жыл бұрын
    • i love to do that too

      @picgmr1575@picgmr15753 жыл бұрын
    • I did that 2 days ago

      @beforegrim@beforegrim3 жыл бұрын
    • That’s me with saltines. I can down 2 sleeves in an hour

      @Mundilfari_@Mundilfari_3 жыл бұрын
    • Those are rookie numbers, I can eat an entire box is like 30 minutes

      @jordansuggs4573@jordansuggs45733 жыл бұрын
  • I know this is 3+ years old, but that friend group was the worst at managing Ted's symptoms If you notice your friend has taken WAAAY to much THC, calm them down, make them comfy, and make sure they're alright. Cause, I've taken too much edibles before and it was the WORST panic attack of my life and I was by myself cause my roommates were asleep. Just having a friend next to you to make sure you're ok can help out A LOT

    @Pheminon1@Pheminon1Ай бұрын
  • This video is my roman empire

    @kkandjofficial9748@kkandjofficial97487 ай бұрын
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